aus vs engscgday 5
YFI
Might get a pizza I'm poorly
tailenders hitting 4s off the newy, reckon the batspeople will be fine
>>152864439matty johns still hasn't landed down in turkey i see
Sorry, Glenn. Gave all my charity money to AGDQ.
plane jane christian gf
Bloody hell, the coaches in Worcestershire are good
>>152864449They're just giving Head more chance of scoring 100.
>>152864448Is this current? Looks like a 90s menu, tremendous work.
>>152864462>uber eats
>>152864448ill have offer 4 with a bottle of coke zero thanks (watching the figure lol)
>>152864448Go for the hot shot it’ll clear your sinuses
>>152864454can help with diy projects gf
>tfw last day of test cricket for the summer
cricket is like rowing in australia
>>152864475this chick is definitely most familiar with the ropes and chains section of the store
>>152864475Anyone worked at Bunnings before? Nearly got a job there myself but something else came through.
This fucking gift man. All these fucking braindead volunteers happily collecting for the slushy, mcgrift getting excited when footage of retards stuffing cash into the buckets is shown, all of em joking around about whos collected the most cash.Fuck this cunt, hope an elephant tramples the inbred fuck on his next hunting trip
>>152864454This is the post
>>152864482don't reckon we'd get turnouts 1/4 of the away fans this series to a rowing event
Just donated to the McGrath foundation
>>152864474chili enhanced grogbog is dire thoughever
>>152864487Based
>>152864448
Imagine the smell
>>152864499is grubhub related to grogbog?
>>152864499He has flu he shouldn’t really be drinking on it and anyway better feel good now and worry about the consequences tomorrow, that’s my medical advice
STARCGOD MOTS
>>152864521Look like a punk band
Very funny that Stokes probably though he was going to come out and hit a heroic century.
GAME OVER.
GONE GOTTEM STARCGOD
>>152864487kek. Almost all charities are grifts to some extent, but McGrath really has milked it for the last 18 years or whatever it is
DANGEROUS little chase coming up here you feelShould the openers depart cheaply you feel England could be a sniff
Boys are just begging to get in the sheds hope it has air conditioning
>>152864521>Speeddealer sunniesCrisp
ENGLAND WIN BY 159 RUNS
>south africa has brevis>india has jaiswal>england has bethell>we get konstas >konstas
>>152864531>Runs scored in the final Ashes test>Stokes: 0 & 1 (1)>Helmet: 0 & 5 (5)
>>152864551Aussie kids dont play cricket
Its racist not to send Usman out to open the batting
>>152864541The Aus batterfolk need to all learn Smith style time wasting and keep the Englanders in the sun for as long as possible.
looking forward to a staunch 0(10) last knock from uzzie
Where's all the Indian and Pakistani origin kids in the England teamSeriously
who do we think are going to be the next generation of aussie test bowlers? neser and boland are basically retiring with the big 4richardson will be a regular if he can stay fit but who else? fergus?
>>152864551Didn't see Peake style over the entirety of WA last night?
>>152864569Too busy playing for real teams.
>>152864563I'd have him open desu. He was meant to open with Weatherald in Perth.Put Uzzie to open and Head back to 5
>Starc 31 wickets and 156 runs>Head 600 runs (200 clear of Root in 2nd place) plus whatever he puts on in the chaseWho gets MOTS?
>>152864580Bit racist not to give to Uzzie, I reckon.
SAY NO TO ANTISEMITISM
>>152864580snicko operator
>>152864580Head if he gets another 80-100, otherwise Starc.
>>152864579Hundred percent. Let's face it though, whites are racist and will discriminate against the peoples choice
>>152864572Ive been a fan of peake for ages. Getting him into the team is the hard part, konstas only got a shot because his old man has contacts at ca
>>152864580Starc unless Head gets 50+ in this innings
>>152864551>No mention of Cooper Connolly
>>152864545Fuck, is the game not over? How long does this shit go on for?
>>152864580I still say Starc given that he almost singlehandedly won us the first 2 tests, but it's a lot closer with Head's last 150+
gonna go to the gym lads
>>152864580Give it to Head just for the seethe it will generate from Alyssa Healy
usman to come in at 4 or 5 to score le winnings runs
>>1528646191 (5), then Green hits a six to win.
>>152864580starc by a long shot not even going to bother explaining why
>>152864580Starc won the series. Head is flat track bullying.
Ashes 2027?KonstasKellawayLabuschagneSmudgeConnollyPeakeCareyStarcCumminsRocchicioli O.Patterson
>>152864631yjk the pest was asking that kids about 'what do the girls get upto in bed these days??'
>>152864642Does Head die in a year or something?
>>152864642What a grim teamEngland 5-0 incomingMaybe even 6-0
good iq is giving mots to starclow iq is giving it to headhigh iq is giving it to carey
The Adelaide test was better than this but this is definitely second for the tour
Weatherald century incoming
>travis faces first ball>runs 160 himself off a single ball >runs off the pitch >hits usman on the head with the bad and kills him >runs to commbox and heems alyssa too >runs to the bar and skulls a beer >gets motm and mots and an OBE for his service to australian cricket
swinging too much, going down leg
Thoughts on John Howard lads
fishbowl
fuck magpiesfuck any creature that requires you to feed it or bear it gifts so that it doesn't try to stab you in the head or poke your eyes out
RUN OUT
Far out lol
>Umpire is 5m behind the stumpsIs that so there can be two side on camera angles?
>>152864671The Micronesian sprinter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwY4YPxTufs
Got that cheat out twice with the first ball and he's not bloody given it
If Australia is truly committed to multiculturalism then it simply must allow Khawaja to open the innings to give him the opportunity to end his career on a high. The disgusting Islamophobia that has been on show since Usman courageously spoke about his lived experience as a Person of Colour in a white persons sport needs to be addressed, and the first step to shut the cowardly racists up is to allow Khawaja to be the hero of this test.
>Usman not openingRacist
we did it lads we made it to the 5th day of criggy and it has a chance to be a kino one either that or head will just casually get it
Does getting your first root at Ginza count
>>152864717count as what you spastic?
Head rattled
>>152864703give it a rest, mateuzzie clearly got under your skin with his milquetoast statements and views
The absolute fucking state of Stokes lmao is he brain damaged?
>the umpire
based blind poms and umpy
Cheating Poms
haha the world is not watching
Cheating umpire
>30cm outside leg>Middled it>ReviewHoly pooview.
Based umpire gaslighting England into pissing away a(nother) review
lmao what was that review?
*reviews whether you should be creditied with runs or not*
Nice review
>we will burn a review thanks??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
LOL imagine getting baited by the umpire
>Stokes reviewed that Head should be credited with the boundary and not leg byesholy fuck I am laughing
>>152864755kek
>>152864737He has definitely cracked.
cheating stokescheating brown upback to britistan the lot of you fucking losers, bethell can stay
Stokes' niggle has moved to his brain
auswinslol
BASED BROWNOID UMP
>>152864753The Umpire said it was leg byes. So, on the basis the ump thought it hit the leg, they reviewed.
>>152864765Pottery
>>152864727Ok, so it doesn't count
Struggle initially but end up getting 10 off the overLMAO
Umpire is supposed to wait until the end of the DRS timer before signalling whether it's leg byes or not.>Umpire needs to wait 15 seconds before signalling a boundaryLegit sounds awful.
Umpires cheating AGAINWe just don't get any luckCall the series off and call it a draw
reckon Head gave a cheeky "thanks, Stokesy" after that pooview?
eng should get that review back t b h
>engappeals
>UUUUUMP I THINK IT WAS OUT LBW>okay we'll check>the ball hit the bat>not out>4 runs to head>and also you don't get your appeal backHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
Review it lads lol throw anoth R
might appeal at every balldklol
Ahhhhhhhhhh
150 to go
AAAaaaAAaaaAAAAAAAaAA
>its taken until the final innings of the final test for England to bowl more full >suddenly lbw shouts every 2nd ball
Get rid of the reviews.
>>152864671bowls good offspin
>>152864818its progress
MY OLD MAN'S A CONVICTHE WEARS SOME BAGGY STRIPESAND IF YOU DARE RESISTHE'LL STAB YOU WITH HIS KNIFECONVICT'S OUT ON DAY RELEASEHE WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSTURNED DOWN BY THE SHEILASHE STABBED THE LOCAL QUEERSCONVICT'S ON THE PROWLSEE'S A LITTLE BEAUTHE GETS THE CHLORO OUTAND RAPES HER IN HIS UTE
>>152864809Before she backmogged everyone.
>>152864823based stokes
>>152864809You need a bullet in your skull
>>152864818>Going at 10 per over
>>152864732Thanks for the brave comment my Indian friend. It's good to see there are some allies to address the appalling white supremacy present in Cricket Australia
thoroughly enjoyed the mental and physical disintegration of Ben Stokes this ashes, fitting last series in Australia for the seething gronk kek
>>152864836Why? It's a cute pict->notices filenameas you were
>>152864849he's been my favourite english player tbqh looked like the only one who gave a shit
>>152864831>asynchronised syllables across different linesDogshit; go back and try again.
>>152864831I’ve never been offended by being called a convict. My ancestors were convicts, too.
>>152864831Super Hans?
>people actually thought 160 might be enough for England to defendeveryone forgets about the mandatory 1-2 shit balls per over
>>152864849It was inevitable, what were England thinking picking a NZ coach and captain
140 to go
kek that 10 year old kid was already taller than duckett
>>152864580If it’s 10 wickets is 200 runs
>>152864831Don't use the C-word.
>>152864859this is simply not true
>>152864867i don't think anyone thought that in earnest it was always copium. this pitch is still playing well for a fifth day
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE YEEEEEWWWWWW
>>152864867only because the broccoli haired zoomer of the hour has a bad case of T20itis and said that in a presser and the seals all clapped along
>>152864881Carse?
>>152864848uzzie is Paki, not IndianIndians hate Pakis, so why would they be defending him?You seem like an 80-IQ brainlet that for whatever reason took personal offence to shit Khawaja said.
>>152864882Based Grade 1 student
>>152864580starc head didnt do great with the ball while starc did better than expected with the bat
Potts to bowl from both ends.
Carse shouldnt hold the ball up in the air with that pause during delivery Shows the batsman exactly what hes about to bowl
>>152864898He’s probably a zionist. Just tell him to stop killing children and he might shut up
>>152864831>Cobby’s cause of death was ultimately a result of a slit throat, an act which the medical examiner noted ‘nearly decapitated’ her.>The forensic pathologist who performed her autopsy additionally noted that Cobby was ‘likely still conscious’ at the time of her throat being cut, and estimated it would have taken ‘between 2-3 minutes’ for her to bleed to death. How does that work? Nearly decapitated her but missed the carotid artery?
is it all but confirmed that the english team is just stokes and his mates XI
India puts up a way better fight then England and is clearly the superior cricket nation
>>152864915Did Israel kill Muhammad’s 6 year old wife?
>>152864910Love my boy Potts
>>152864915>stop killing childrenCool it with the vile antisemitism
When Tongue & Carse are bowling at the same time do they call it "the rimjob"?If not, they should.
>>152864859>t. John Travers
weatherald fucksyou just know he fucksthe guy fucks
>>152864898My brown friend, I'm totally with you. We need to do better and be better at encouraging tolerance to our culture and break down the vestiges of white supremacy in Cricket Australia. Khawaja the bravest spokesman of our time and I'm proud to have such a man to champion our immigrant perspective.
why the fuck does he crouch so much
>>152864919From what I know about slaughtering you have to sever the windpipe, artery, and the spinal cord for instant release
Why did they send Archer home?
Don't respect any bloke with an asian wife tbqhwy
stop asking questions
>>152864957They took the chains off him and he ran away.
why do indians always try to insert themselves into ashes series?
>>152864957Broken
>>152864957Visa expired didn't it
>>152864957did fuck all really and heemed himself in the process also probably mentally buck broken by smudger champing him
have you ever met your sporting idol?
>>152864972jealousy and FOMO
>>152864963Race mixing is uniquely evil. And that includes Australians (true Australians are descended solely from the British Isles) mixing with continental Europeans.
there are 542 question marks itt
>>152864957I think so he didn’t get burnt out again like last time. He’s good but kind of fragile
>>152864987Where did you get this video of me?
>>152864972Indians would rather commit suicide than take up a second sport as a hobby
>>152864963SameAsians are for fuck buddy/mistress only.Or 2nd wife i guess is semi acceptable. Not for 1st wife breeding though
>>152864992>Anime picOpinion discarded
>there are unironic pakis with an Australian flag ITTDisgusting
>>152864987>smudge being cringe many such cases
>>152864997Why are you counting them?
>>152864997see >>152863253
>>152865007Only acceptable if you over 60 with kids already
>>152865014kek
>>152865009Anime is based.
>IT'S BRYDON CARSE>HE'S BOWLING FAST>GOT A DICK UP HIS ARSE>IT'S CARSE
I am going to get a Japanese wifeYou can not prevent me from doing this
>>152864997all me btw
>incels giving marriage advice hard pass
i feel physically unwell when i see someone refer to smith as smudge.
>>152865037where did you crawl in from freshiejaps hate you
>>152864997because on one post >>152864761
>>152865042Do prefer marrying and raping 6 year olds like your “morally perfect” prophet warlord did?
>>152865037Based on what? Being attracted to children?
>>152864987i got to meet dos, warnie and siddle after a QLD vs VIC one day match and got my bushrangers top signed.
Weatherald needs to carry his bat this innings.
>>152865046
>>152865050I don’t care, I have never seen a Jap IRL and never will.
>>152865037Is there a mechahitler anime? if not, its not based
>>152865039>posts German womanBaffling
>>152864987when I was like 12 my mates and I were sledging the fuck out of Binga when he was fielding on the boundary near usasked for his autograph 15mins later and he obliged
>>152864952>pooslime mick knows the fine details about slashing someone's neckImagine my shock
>it's another 'mickjeet seethes and ruins the thread' threadseen this one before lads
>>152865068
>>152865005Indians are mass shooters
>>152865087only because people engage with himhe slithers away if you ignore him
i got warnie's autograph at a shield game back in the late 90s or early 2000sstill got the hat lying around somewhere
I kinda wanna visit India, just to experience it.
I don’t think it’s enough if he gets 50 and out from a good ball he really needs to stay in
imagine getting baited
>>152864897Reported (for shit bowling)
>>152865107I’ve flown over it a bit it looks alright, hot and mysterious as they say
Bare minimum really
>>152865107Just answer those random phone calls mate
>>152865115Unless you love being stared at by the hordes of browns on the streets, don't bother
>>152865142>liberalDoes PHON count?
>>152865107I dont want to subject my blonde haired, blue eyed girlfriend to that desu
That's it mate, smash that black dog for four.
anyone enjoy fishing here?Im not very good at it but theres always fun to be had.Been catching toadfish and then putting a hook through their tail, catch another one and put a hook through its tale then connecting them with a piece of fishing line and throwing them both back.The winner lives because fish die if they go backwardsAlso attach empty plastic bottles to them with lids on and watch the coke bottle swim away good for a laugh
>>152865142>5'11+standards are finally falling5 more years till our time 5'10 chads
so, they really couldn't give kwaj a fair well opening knock?
>>152865142My nan had a fall once.
>>152865153
>>152865142>5'11o i am laffin
>>152865161lil bit of racism in this
>>152865107Got a really woke mate at work who went there and now hates Indians as a result.
>>152865142I'd satisfy all these except im not liberal, more a national socialist, and i dont have a 6 figure salary
If Weatherald gets 50+ it invalidates Bethell's 150.And if Head gets 100 4 weeks of not having to report to Centrelink will be proclaimed throughout the land.
>significant noise commentators say>cant even fucking tell because commentators are too busy talking all the fucking time
NOT OUT THIS IS RIGGED
THAT'S OUT
>>152865142fat
>>152865157You should just kill them or throw them back don’t torture them
>>152865142>Liberal but can live heavy thingsKek, admitting that leftist "men" are limpdick pussies by default
>>152865168Thats my girl
DO NOT REDEEM THE SNICKO
LMFAO GET FUCKED POMMIES
Don't they have the KFC Zinger hot spot camera any more?
fucking dumb jeet just handed england their story win
We'll have a pooview thanks
kek gonna be A LOT of seething poms
FUCKING KEKNOT OUTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAGET FUCKED ENGLAND
SNICKO REMAINS UNCERTAIN
LMAO
>>152865142Has 5'11+ finally become a part of the lgbqt+
this fat cunt is the worst umpire since Joel Wilson
STOKED THE REVIEW
Didn't pay attention because it looked obviously out, but how's that not out?
lmao that pub idiot in Carse really revealed itself trying to belt the umpire
umps have completely cooked this series
Tell him they'll change the decision if they use 3 reviews on it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152865168MY QUEEN PAULINE
lol Stokes quite rightly is protesting. Too bad mate
Do pommies not realise we have neutral umpires?
>>152865161Careful, you'll set off the Australian paki
What the fuck?????Ok thats some bullshit. Clear spike on snicko how is that not out???
That was 100% out too btwStokes not embracing the spirit of the game here by respecting the umps decision
S A M E O L D A U S S I EA L W A Y S C H E A T I N G
That was a weird soundwave of the readout, should've just been a small spike
That was out in previous games. SAME OLD AUSSIES.
Clearly not out, just a bit of variance in the ambient sound
yeah, that's pretty fucked tbqhwas out
England are the clear moral victors here
HAHAHAHA
seethe
>16* (20)>16* (20)kinő
SNICKO DID NOT SUGGEST
>>152865229just a bit of banter
>>152864932>get gangbanged by Indian Zutt Bvlls>ask you mate Abu to watch and record it>takes your 9 year-old wife 3 days to wash the cumstains off your clothes Strange chap
Twas merely the wind
for fuck sake, now these cunts are going to cling to that shit decision as the reason they lost the series
Get out of his face, dickhead. He's not the umpire.
based umps helping weatheralds career
Kek Arse is butthurt
Gatorade man coming in to lighten the mood
BARK BACK JAKEYDONT LET THAT CARSE GET UP YOUR ARSE
PUNCH ON DECIDE IT WITH A SCRAP
based ump injecting life into a dead chase in a dead rubber
Drinks breaks are just woke bs
cARSE is absolutely seething lmao
>>152865227He should respect the decision as it is in the spirit of the gameEngland losing the spirit game here And Weatherald is perfectly okay with not walking If they were sure it was out why did they leave to the last second as well to review it?
Why do they chant about >us cheating all the time when the "greatest Ashes series ever" only resulted in a win over them cheating.
>sperging out when your side has been dogshit for 4 matches and you're about to lose the series classic
>>152865142>translated for AustraliaAutumn wishlist:-183cm+-responds on the blower in under 2 hours-pays for tea-rolls his own smokes-liberal or national but can lift heavy things-Has a ute -Pretends to listen when I talk about Kylie Minogue-on the dole
lmao did he touch the umpire, don't you get executed for that?
>>152865256England objectively lost in Adelaide due to snicko fucking them with Alex Carey
>>152865142>fat>photo of it eating>no tattshard pass
Jakey has such a good shit eating grin
>>152865206The Saffers cheated it by rubbing hard candy saliva all over their bats
carse tried to staunch weatherlad and weatherlad told hom to get fucked then trav shouldered carsebig bad stokes comes in then walks off when 5'2 weatherlad walks straight at himabsolute fucking poofters lmao
>>152865235This It was not a spike of ball on bat>>152865240Not after Stokes had a melty at the umpLaws of the cricket say to respect the umps decisons
>>152865142>fall wishlisht:dont be fat
>>152865274Throwing stones in glass houses, pretty standard for poms isn't it
>>152865240Damn it, England are going to carry the moral advantage going into the 2027 series. Might be a tough moral tour
yes, because THAT review is why you will lose the ashes 4-1, arsebecause englel don't sit there sheepish as fuck every time they clearly smash it and wait for a review
Will they ever use Snicko again after this? Total shambles the whole series.
>mood immediately killed by fox's anti racism memo ad
>>152865286and the jeets with Vaseline
Stokes mental state?
>>152865277yepusuallycan doi guess? idk what this meansi can lift ok not lib thoughyescan dofuck noam i gonna make it?
>clearly unsure ifnit is ball on bat>leave it to the last second to review itYeah nah, get fucked Stokes
lmao Vaughn seething too, eat shit
vaughn fuming
If Stokes was the batter, posters here would have asked for him to be executed in the town square.The umpiring and technology has been quite farcical and it has benefitted Australia more often than not.
Based umpires, kek Vaughan
>>152865142>six figuresIs that with one or two decimal places?
LE MURMURno spikey, no ump likey
Our boy Bethell will make it right
Is there any reason to get a ute if you're not a tradie?
maybe they should try using cameras that use more than 2fps
IF we had hotspot THEN almost all these snicko howlers would have been prevented
hope weatherlad goes on to his half cenny now amongst a chorus of boos
>>152865336maybe something from golf/baseball?
Waugh biased as fuck lolVaughan seethingGilly playing neutral position
>>152865316the couple of shit decisions in Australia's favour simply cancels out England winning 4/5 of the tosses
>>152865330If you like being asked to help everyone that you know move house
>>152865107
Bat handles creak calm down vaughny
broad never walked
>>152865336sorry mate all the 250 FPS cameras are used to determine the position of the batter's cock in their pants so we can put an animated skeleton on screen when the commentators run out of things to say
it was definitely out but not out is much funnier
>>152865349THIS
>>152865344Crazy how excluding the last Australia tour of West Indies, Australia has an 80% loss rate in the toss over the last 3 years for test matches.
>>152865337Apparently the onus is on the broadcaster to pay for the hotspot cams & I guess channel 7 doesn't want to
Clearly not out, i cant even see any movement in snicko
120 to go
>>152865350kek fucking true and they mentioned those 4 4k cameras at 250fps about 10 times yesterday
There was no spike. The ball does not run along the bat for more than a small fraction of a second. The decision can only be overturned if there is a spike, a murmur is not a spike.
tnt sports bongs are absolutely malding lads
>>152865349Never understood why the Aussies seethed so much about this. Not walking is the default position
>>152865364Probably picking tails when everyone knows heads win more
this english team lacks leadership
You lads think these ump calls are bad? You should watch the sumo lmao
>>152865366crazy that fox has ultra edge for the BBL but not the tests
>>152865372based 3rd ump is ITT lads>>152865373send them >>152865372
>>152865374bongs are always the ones crying about spirit of cricket though
>>152865386Why would I watch that
>>152865316I'm a fair bastard, it's all the umps being rubbish and I'd be saying that if it was stokes.By that same extension it's trash tier sportsmanship for the poms to be venting at the batsman over umpiring decisions especially when they'd play the same way. It's international test cricket, you play to win not be nice.
>>152865349Broad is saying that it was shit umpiring all-round, but that there's no reason why Weatherald should have copped shit from Carse and co.The objectively correct view to have, and to be fair, every commentator seems to have the exact same view.
>>152865374leave my country, ta.
same old aussiesalways winning
>>152865412He is so handsome
black friday looms lads
Australia are on the ropes here
>>152865412le indigenous voice man
>>152865372that's not how snicko, or in fact audio, works
i really love how every product or service i buy doesnt work properly
>>152865412>Healylmao who is fucking dressing her?
>>152865421so true big fan of howie, me
>>152865423English moral victory.
>>152865412wetter than the murray either side of him
>>152865316lads, i'm smelling a moral victory here for englandit's over
>>152865412Thanks Doc
>>152865438>>152865412She looks more like the Joker
>>152865316home side advantage innit
>>152865438She looks like a Wimbledon linesperson
>>152865434Yes it is, you retard. Go back to plebbit.
>>152865423what do the numbers mean?
cop that cArse
I’m currently driving. I’ll see your message when I arrive at my destination.(I’m not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply “urgent” to send a notification through with your original message.)
jason "dizzy from the fumes" gillespie
>>152865157bit cruel lad i go fishing every chance i get but it's mainly river fishing so i catch a heap of carp and usually bonk em on the head and throw em on an ant nest and admire the show.
>>152865457Percentage chance of death.
>>152865457fire danger I assume?
New rule idea: teams can buy reviews off each other by an amount of runs agreed upon by both captains
>>152865434Do you think audio is not bound by the laws of physics or something? All this are affected by the passage of time.
>>152865438it's on purpose, it's her gimmick to put her more in the spotlight
>>152865460Bit in that
>>152865438
>>152865457it means victoria is monumentally FUCKED come tomorrowhot as fuck, windy as fuck, dry as fuck, people will be overloading the power grid with their aircons. there's going to be some absolutely fucked bushfires tomorrow. we're looking at a likely black saturday part 2
>>152865470sounds good to me
0/51Its happening lads
I don't say this lightly but Cummins will be a great commentator when he decides to step down from the limelight of playing
>>152865481I believe youthis is a watch
>>152865486avg nearly 10 runs an over, England rekt
England and the english crowd acted like subhumans when Australia toured there.There is no limit to the amount of humiliation they deserve, suck shit cunts kek
>>152865434It is, actually. For example, a piece of leather and cork hitting a swinging piece of wood for a split second does not produce a noise that lasts as long as someone dragging a table across a hardwood floor for 10 minutes.
>Weatherald makes a tonFucking imagine the British seething
>>152865471time is exactly why you are wronga quick spike is the few milliseconds a ball touches the bata long but low ripple is ambient noise
>already a third of the way to the targetkek
>>152865497Reckon all of the bowlers would be. The batsmen are hopeless low iq retards except for Carey.
>>152865497Sorry lad, his position is reserved for Usman
>>152865497he'll have to wait for Warner and Healy to retire from comms first
>>152865508head'll steal too many runs
>bethell did get head in the first innigns
>>152865481Why do you useless cunts always have these bad fires, other states do back burning and clear out the undergrowth and have proper fire breaks and don’t build their houses literally inside trees
>>152865498also there's already two out of control bushfires right now, if the firies don't put that shit out by tomorrow morning they're going to get fuckloads worse on top of the new bushfires coming in.
>>152865509You must have misread what I posted. I am saying that a short spike is when the ball hits the bat, the long murmur that we saw on TV is not indicative of bat hitting ball. You must have got the two confused.
>>152865536reminds me of golf and baseball
You just know that Smith would never let Usman bat before him, even if there was 5 runs to get. Smith sees this as his last nets opportunity for the summer, so would rather go out there and hit 1(11) and get the Not out
Once Potts comes on, match is over
Going for a fluey diarrhoea poo in the dead of night England better get a wicket whilst I'm shooting out little baby fish
>>152865536more important than hotspot
Thanks for reading out what we can see ourselves Pat
Starc should be man of the series.
ENGLAND HAVE TAKEN A CATCH
Its over...
Trav wants to get on the beers :/ can't blame him
>>152865543as you wish
>'Fuck it, I need a beer'Fair enough Trav
Brainlet shot
im not worried until i start smelling smoke
>>152865551a great commentator once said never tell the audience what they can see themselves :)
how do the Barmy Army justify the self-righteous "same old Aussies, always cheating" bullshit when their captain is a literal violent criminal?
Nice of him to give Uzzie a chance of having a bat
>>152865540Nah he’d send him in
>>152865567For me it’s seeing ashes falling.
i'm not stressed until my living room is ablaze
>bushfires threaten your livelihoodscitychads we stay winning
>>152865543hope you've got some more left in you tonight mate
TONGUE TO HEAD CAUGHT CARSE
Typical Head, gets out before the job is done
>>152865543get fucked I hope you die on the dunny you cunt
Poor usman
Reminder that if you like beer like Trav then you are simpleton
>>152865569>Cheated the entire 2005 ashes>Atherton>John Snow>Jimmy SavileNot very bright are they
>bushfireJust a dry heat it doesn't count
>>152865587Only kafirs indulge in such evil.
>>152865587what do intellectuals like you drink?
I hope the fires wipe out all the rural and suburban retards who support PHON.
>>152865524few reasonsone: we have these trees everywhere called gum trees or eucalyptus trees. the bark and oil in these trees is flammable as fuck. in fact when they burn, they release more seeds and those seeds grow into more fucking eucalypts. we also have a shitfuckload of dry leaf litter that can easily burn.two: in summer, we are not only boiling hot as fuck, but the air is dry too and we can go through huge periods of drought which dries shit out. when it gets windy it makes fire spreading even more likely. embers can get blown miles away and start another fire. when a wind change comes through, a line of fire will turn into a wall of fire.three: this spastic libshit party, ironically called the "greens", thinks that back burning is LE BAD and harms the environment and tries to stop back burning.
>>152865596pepsi
>>152865551this cunts gonna become a leftypoof politician eventually isn't he?
>>152865596
>>152865596Cum
>>152865596semen
>>152865596Can of Solo
>>152865596im from sydney so usually vodka crusiers with man jizz as a chaser
>>152865596Alkalised water.
I laugh at a lot of yous guys posts but im posting too much myself to give yous guys (yous)sJust thought id let yous know
>45c with bushfiresYou lads wouldn't last 5 minute here in Queensland. 27c, ocean breeze but very humid so it feels like 50c.
>>152865587i prefer wine like stuart macgill
Waheyyy
>>152865596Cock fluid
>>152865596Whole milk
>>152865620Only two things come out of Queensland, queers and steers.
>>152865601We all have gum trees and hot summers you dribbling spastic
>>152865620>feels likecope
love reading r/analonlylifestylelots of women giving up on it after a while because their arses start leaking
i'm a pepsi max chad30 cans for $25 at coles and woolworths for the summer
the best cricket players are all from QLD simple as
>>152865620yeah i've heard how absolutely fucking muggy queensland gets in summer. bad enough you cunts get cyclones and 300mm rain bombs every week but that amount of moisture in the air would destroy me.
>>152865596A fine single malt whiskey is the thinking man's choice of drink.
>>152865642except for all of the bowlers and all of the batters except Border
I heckin love reacting to epic memes on memebase!
>>152865620
im so fucking sick of it all
No queenslander is 100% straight,
>>152865651this but racist memes on ifunny
>dead conservatards What's the problem?
>>152865645I'm sipping bundy out of a coconut right now just to keep cool
>>152865660based
DID SOMEONE SAY QUEEEEEENNNSSSLLAAAANNDDAAHHH??!?!
>>152865642*blocks your path*
>>152865601Are Victorian gum trees more flammable than Queensland gum trees? I wasn’t aware the greens held power there, I’ll look into that because I don’t believe you. Fair point about it being dry. Still, there’s more you can do to not get caught unprepared, stop blaming others for a start and just accept that fire is a weather phenomenon
No emailsender is 100% straight,
>>152865457Based Hudson from Black Ops 1
cricket is absolutely peaking right now and you guys arent even on topiccant wait for you blowies to leave
>had to turn off the commentary in the changerooms because of Alyssakek
bedroom window faces north so the afternoon sun is comfy at the low arc in winterroom is disgusting in summer though and i think the tv acts like a heater and makes it even worse
>>152865669hes right about the greens wanting to ban backburning. they tried in in nsw too
>>152865634here's the thing m8, viccy's in the part of the world that gets cold fronts. what happens is before a cold front, the winds start coming in hard from the northwest and it drags all the hot as shit outback air to us. then the fires start, and when the cold front comes through, the wind changes direction and that fucks shit up harder because fires that were spreading to the southeast are now spreading to the northeastbasically we're not only fucked by the environment but we're getting deepthroated by meteorology too.
>>152865660They can easily be replaced by refugees from the Middle East. I would love to see some old, convict built Anglican and Catholic Churches from the early 1800s be converted into Mosques.
>>152865675I'm waiting for the marnus and smith partnership tbqh
>>152865670I told you this yesterday, fuckward. Stop using this disrespectful slogan.
>having a tv based pensioner
vote greens again ya big poof
don't the indigenous cultural burns stop the bushfires? shouldn't be an issue this year right?
>>152865666Soccer is for poofs. Go back.
>>152865669You get about 10,000mm of rain in the summer you're never going to get serious bushfires
Tongue playing footsies lol
Queensland is where all the dumb cunts moved to from where I live. Like the ones who didnt even get a qualification in anything.They always larp like its white mans paradise but Brisbane is the number one destination for Indians now and theyve filled all the rural areas with browns too.Cops will ping you for dumb shit loke not wearing a bike helmet as well, worse than nsw or vic.
>>152865634then why doesnt queensland suffer from bushfires as much as the southern states?just fuck up you dumb ass, retarded state filled with retard plastic sports fans.
>>152865699
>>152865702Didn't they get bad ones in 2019?
>>152865675>cricket is absolutely peaking right nowthis test has been fucked by cricket australia merchants scaring the groundman into producing a road that never breaks down, and would still be a batting paradise if the test went for 10 daysit's only bazball and travball that made a result plausible
>>152865678Sure but them saying anything when they aren’t in power and them actually banning it isn’t the same thing. There’s heaps of retards in the greens but they do make some good points like the ban on single use plastic and generally not polluting
Most queensland posters are blowins from other states
>>152865719they have alot of sway in vic on account of how left the retards that live there are
>>152865596Beer
whats your fav barmy army chant?
>>152865696Yurlungur is demanding a sacrifice or else he will burn all of Victoria.
>>152865707Because they have half a brain and know how fire management works? Deadshit>ass
90 to go
>>152865706Why wouldn’t you wear a bike helmet?
>block is awkward>faces west>long diagonals and sloping tooWhat do lads?
>>152865725Do you think Queenslanders hate having to pretend to like XXXX?
>>152865731WE ARE THE ARMY THE BARMY ARMYY!!that goes pretty hard don't know the others can't hear em on the telly
>McGrath shilling his slush fund AGAINjust fuck off cunt
baking
>>152865669the greens have 0 real political power or impact upon decisionsthey only have 1 member of parliament out of 150
>>152865734you naive child kekcannot believe you hit submit on that post
>>152865744Sit, out on the patio
>>152865742looks gay though so does cycling in general so dont really see much benefit from not wearing one
>>152865719The vote with the Liberals to block good Labor policy on the evnironment more often than not.
What happened to Pottsy?
>>152865731MARK WAUGH IS AN AUSSIEHE WEARS A BAGGIE CAPAND WHEN HE SAW THE BOOKIES CASHHE SAID IM HAVING THAT
>>152865727I’ll be looking up the Victorian state parliament makeup in a fucking minute alright. Trying to watch the cricket
>>152865752catch fire already you fuckwit
>>152865755>Ad hominemI accept your concession of defeat
>good labour policy
>>152865750the guy is doing good, he has 334 nurses and is helping 8000 families and this test the charity has had 10 million dollars in donations
Lunch time wank looms
fire front explained for all you lads
Next Queerlander I see is getting it straight up the arse
>>152865759>good Labor policyLMAO
>>152865750cricket australia are recouping their losses and probably reaching into the foundation pockets for 100k every shilling session
this bloke commentating on 7 has the personality of a doorknob
>>152865769weak opening but strong finish
>>152865773yeah good one champ kekdoes that usually work for you?
>>152865781>10 million dollars in donationswow!10 million dollars straight into the hands of nurses!
>>152865767fuarkkkkkk mate i would worship that pantyhosed arse, legs and feet for the rest of my life
>>152865783How come all these “climate change” fires are started by arson?
>>152855799>>152855799>>152855799tooheys new
Burn it all to the ground i dont care anymore
>>152865797might hang him off my belt
>>152865799Yeah, you're cranky and I'm not
>>152865731do they even do the ones other than the chant anymore? i haven't heard any of the actual limerick ones all series
>>152865801thats only 29k a year per 334 nurse
>>152865807brainwashed brainlet
>>152865772'risp Brendan Sokaluk
>>152865752potential last bake of the season up for grabs
>Live in Queensland if you want to be hot (or warm) all the time and never see a "real" winter.>Live in Victoria if you like four seasons, but are prepared for 40°C+ days that feel like a furnace for short bursts in January and February.
>>152865783>cold front>from the south-west
>>152865785I fucking dare you cunt
>>152865813
I key every car with a Queensland plate that I see. No regrets.
>Victorians and Queenslanders having a tanty in the match thread again
>Live in NSW and get the best of both worlds.
That’s the last time we will see Weatherald.
review zat!
YAAAAAYYYYYYYY MARNUS AND SMITH SHOW BEGINS
GONE GOTTEM
think we are going to need to see snicko on that please
>>152865837gay little snake
I love Queensland, it's where our best slampigs are born
>JUST LIKE IN MY QUEENSLANDwhy are they fucking like this?
weak as piss. drop this cunt
Might stick my bat up in the air for this one
>call a break with 2 balls left in an overhate this shit
>>152865871This. He has to go
>he has edged healthilyoh but when i do it, i'm a coombrain
>>152865412the joker has arrived>>152865438idk how it works with women, men are dressed on site with suits from the sponsor right? do women do the same or choose their own?
>>152865899Probably the same. Probably a gay man doing the outfits
>>152865620>80 degrees F but feels like 122 Fthis is retarded
new>>152865923>>152865923
kerry going off
cant do this captcha bullshitim out cya>use the scroll bar below to find the image that has exactly 2 tetrahedrons with non conforming angles on the exterior of the geometric plane whilst in a 6D space time environment, then click Next.
>>152865945Funny post
