bbl ind vs nz odi on sunday
Gone Gottem
In here lads
>>152883651Thunder I think scored 15 a couple years ago
lads rishad had 2-22 off 2.2
antiquing tomorrow
crazy how much better i am judging LBWs than "professional" cricket umpires
you t20 watchers are fucking pathetic.
t20 is not cricket
My Cansies are absolutely massacring the competition this year.: )
not even watching this shitthe "summer of cricket" is already over and it's barely only a 1/3 of a way through. cricket is dead.
>>152883651Thunder v Strikers , 16 Dec 2022 all out for 15 in 5.5 overs
look, i don't like making bold predictionsbut i don't think the strikers will win this match
look, it's not cricket
seething testies
stroking testes
my testies are sagging, not seething iykwim haha
Sick of this drunk fuckwit being shilled to me on YouTube constantly
>>152883805cope and sag
well that was a waste of time 7 was smart to pay money for that one
>>152883811>le epic aussie man! xD
55 runs from 8 lets stay and watch and not drive home early!
its generally agreed that for cricket you normally try to sit as close to directly behind one end as possible right?is that still the case for t20? im looking a tickets to sexers canes and I wonder if potentially catching a 6 has more value
english people are French and German mutts
don't confuse *nglos with the british.
I didn't
to the guy who was talking shit to me last week, im here and waiting
>>152883892omg cute are you guys having a date or something
>>152883892what you wearing
>>152883902just a pair of wahs shorts
Miss the cricket already, lads
>>152883811straight as a mule's leg
>when he wearing footy shorts and his doorknocker pokes out
>>152883917wah wah wee wah
>>152883935back to g/afl/ mate
The Hindu /strongmind/ marches on
has shitjeet ever posted proof of his bharatian heritage?
it's zach larping
bard returned briefly yesterday to make a few of the most narcissistic and neeky posts (even for him) then left again
ettie Bondage - Slip Your Best Friend a Futa Potion
Going to have a look at cricinfo see when there’s some test cricket on
watching ted lasso. the football drama aspect is actually quite good, even though quite pedestrian in parts. the worst part is the yank. not often a show's protagonist is its worst aspect but there you have it.
>>152884004Simply have too much work to complete to be concerning myself with the happenings of /cricket/My duty is first and foremost to the Great British taxpayerAdmittedly I am just about to take a 3hr lunch break to go sledging WHEEEEEE
>4th of June, England vs New Zealand at Lord’s that’s far
BBLBig BharatiyanLund
Indian men are so not sexy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdk2-rgm3Ms
>>152884088We didn’t get any snow yet, I didn’t think we would either it’s too warm. I’ll keep updating, promised to take pics if there is any
>>152884088sledging is an australian thing mate, sure you don't mean sledding?
>>152884116>thinking of men as sexy
>>152884132nah he's taking 3 hours off work to yell at kids in the park
>>152884134explain this then
Is India any good at test match cricket?
>>152884160don't know who that is but he appears to be representing australia at an underage levelNONCE
>>152884134I said Indian men aren’t sexy. I didn’t say anything else
>not knowing every Australia XI team thats ever been named
we will never see ponting, gilly and lee in the comms box togetherfeels bad man
pretty interesting how all the former players seem to get a long and work with each other... except haydos
>>152884116Good morning SAAW
imagine if bouldering didn't exist
about to leave toil
about to go to bed
you're all just parasites! you're not my real friends!
faceless bastards
>>152884130I'll pray that (Catholic) God sends some snow to my direish brothers and sisters>>152884132Nah >>152884155 is right After shouting at them I stole their sled and did some sledding too
I go bouldering, thumb a laptop for a living and own an air fryer. I am sane
Utter state of twiglet legs
won't need a serve against you tree trunks
can't do the 22nd march anymore though as in maderia then
basketball shoes live from Queen Elizabeth hall is a banger absolutely dire band now
on the train a lot of my life is train related
train mad empty for a Friday after work think everyone is thinking of the storm or something
they call him "boring" bowen
hello lads
ol bingo wings calls him boring bowen
heya mate, and everyone else
>>152885297hi
these brew York cans have hit the spot so far it was 2 for 1 new year sale sale on their more esoteric cans maybe should have bought more and stocked the nang gaff (not a bedsit btw, as bedsits don't have a bedroom) fridge up
then again, they are hardly a bargain even at half price
going Donedon
time for a beer
You're making me feel like a dollar in your handYou're making me feel like I'm a zero bedroom manYou're making me feel like a dollar in your handYou're making me feel like I'm a zero bedroom man
crease
drunk bedsit man
bedsits don't have a bedroom my flat is 50 square metres
1 bedroom zachy, or 2, or?either way, congrats mate
1 bed in a bedsit
>>1528855171 bedroom so not a studio flat/bedsit
>>152885532meds then bed
has anyone seen proof that the bedroom is separate i've only ever seen one space
>>152885540nice
>>152885553why would I buy a bedsit
is this your idea of events-the estate agent didn't even need to move to show me around. and I was like 'yeah, I really want to buy this room in York, here is 170k'
>here is 170k you mean MUMMM GIVE HIM 170k!!!
such a shame he doesn't still represent Iran simply not allowed
>>152885621I was given 50k ishmost of it is my own toil
Back from my 3 day ban.
never been good at chess me, always an artist at heart, a romantic, a dreamer. simply not made for chess.now scrabble, there's a great board game
Couldn't post on days 4+5 of the final test. Oh well...https://lbwtest.com/This is fun btw.
>>152885673>never been good at chess meI think I have potential
>>152885701all the best to you mate. you got an elo?
but I need at least 5k more games
I’m out tonight, staying with Rebecca, I’ll be back in the morning after yoga, there’s a Charlie Bingham curry, they’re pretty good xx
Charlie Bingham has conned rich people so easily
>readymealsgrim
little does mum know I don't even eat dinner, into life extension things such as not eating 4 hours before bed and 20mm max hangs
>>152885753yeah swear they haven't been a thing for years mumberg on crack maybe
>>152885685Beat the umpires, but still got a lot wrong.
https://youtu.be/Q2JZCsIEAtU?si=3isj7u6RLldG9USbthis interview is actually pretty funny
does Cameron winter have some kind of nasal condition?he sounds sort of posh for a yank, and kind of very autistic
Bob Dylan wannabe but even more talentless so shitters who've never picked up an instrument will listen
modern drum kits were modelled off war drum ensembles. of course it was invented in the usa, they love war and have a strong war culture. it's no surprise cricket never gained popularity there. i avoid music with drum kits, electric guitars even. that country has had a net-negative influence on music culture (and literally everything else). bbl t20 not-cricket is evidence of their toxic influence.
geese are shit https://youtu.be/SR2563NTFI4?si=CKDpJgGrJetAIL9Xhis folk music is great
>Sam Whiteman has signed a long-term deal to play with Yorkshire in the County Championship>Sam Whiteman, the English-born wicketkeeping-batter who's been at the heart of Western Australia's trophy-grabbing, is to return to his native county in the twilight of a distinguished career to play for Yorkshire. >The 33-year-old, who's represented Australia A during a career highlighted by his starring roles in WA's Sheffield Shield three-peat, has signed a three-year deal with Yorkshire, where he was born in Doncaster.>It effectively ends any last lingering hope the classy left-hander might have had about playing for Australia, as his British passport has allowed the Leeds-based county to sign him as a locally registered player, who'll feature in all three competitions – the County Championship, T20 Blast and One-Day Cup.>A batter with 17 first-class hundreds under his belt – the latest coming in his most recent innings against Victoria at the MCG in December – will join his new county after the Australian domestic season finishes, where England batters Joe Root and Harry Brook will be among his teammates.>Whiteman captained WA to Sheffield Shield titles in 2023 and 2024, winning the player of the match award in the latter. He was also player of the match in 2022, when they won the first of their three consecutive crowns.>This isn't his first experience of English cricket, either. Whiteman played for Northamptonshire in 2023, scoring 913 runs in 11 Championship and eight one-day games, and he's also played league cricket in Sussex and Surrey.>Whiteman joins South Australia's Jake Lehmann next season and previously Daniel Worrall (Surrey) and Mickey Edwards (Yorkshire) to sign for English counties as local players.
When does BethGOD become England Test captain?
i just remembered coolio died ffs https://youtu.be/LdMoYYeW9g8?si=-uDn8fBmYTJmJuxO
>/cric/ - Politics and Blogposts
piss off sebbo
My fist up your ass /brit/zoloid
why are you gay?
Captain Woke bros? Is he actually a Chud?
well yeah you cant unfreedom thoughts mate can you
China's 2056 cricket world cup winning team>Li>Xiang>Hu>Wu X>Wang>Zhao>Lu>Zhang>Xiao>Yang>Wu L
We should let cricket die, release it from its slow and agonising death. Render it unto the Indian subcontinent completely. Abandon it, let it be their sport from hereon.
>bitchwide johnshit
>>152886530I think you're a faggot
>>152886666didn't ask
I hate monarcucks, but please fuck off to >>>/pol/
YOU MUST DIE I ALONE AM BEST! https://youtu.be/wmKHHdqwVes?si=5rWmFUS5C0cE3oBx
>>152886707Wonder who's behind this post
>>152886707you sound bent
based welshman not yieldhttps://youtu.be/emPhXdwhQoE?si=Za-JzN1nb2rTH_7_
the vpn runs wild over night aye but hey if you think you could do better a 4chan pass is available for you too! if you're amazing enough!
Rhys is a traditional Welsh name (and surname) meaning "ardor, enthusiasm, or fiery," derived from the Old Welsh word ris.The surname Bowen is primarily Welsh, meaning "son of Owen" (ap Owain), derived from the popular Welsh name Owain (Owen) meaning "youth" or "noble".
Watching The Traitors (2026) because my family were going crazy about it at ChristmasIt's complete NPC shit
Henceforth i call zachy Noble Fire
is Wrexham the f1 of football?
>>152887214
tennis is a bit of a tarq sport
tennis, bouldering, all jewish sports
bouldering is a lower class sportmountaineering is the upper class equivalent
if to be Welsh was to be pro-palestinian it'd be pro-walestinian iykwim haha
so when theres no cricket on you sit around and talk about zachy?
>>152887580not me i stand
fit neighbour just clocked me getting an uber eats ffs
>>152887603is she hot fit or athletic fit
>>152887622cute fit i ran inside with the goods, just smiled at her like a fucking idiot
>>152887603
>>152887591based standing desk laptop thumber
>>152887646me irl
>>152887659actually i finger my laptop
>>152887801better be a Pentium II or older
virgin
>>152887948
When does the t20 world cup start?Shant be back here till then as the posting is dire when a test isnt on or a big tourney
it was actually some latin dude who obviously is using a fake account because he got banned from uberjeetsmade sure to let uber know that my driver didnt look like their photo and was in a different vehicle
>>1528880317th feb
>>152887921>Pentium II or olderpicrel iykwim haha
>>152887948>>152888082
>>152888096offtopic
already 32c and its not even 9am
what if a fire got so out of control the whole country was on fire and people had to flee to beaches and try to swim out to survive but the ocean boiledis that possible
1c here you fucker
>>152888152Yes, it's called a flashover
i hope you all have a wonderful day ausbrosdont waste the day go do something that makes you happysee you tonight when i wake up in morning
>>152888082Based.
>>152888177too hot m8
tomorrows sport 8:15 - Melbourne derby BBL11:00 - Paarl vs Pretoria 12:15 - Macclesfield v Crystal Palace (Fa cup)15:15 - Cardiff Rugby vs Racing15:30 - Joburg vs Cape Town16:00 - Algeria vs Nigeria 17:45 - Spurs vs Aston Villa (fa cup)19:00 - Egypt vs Ivory Coast20:00 - Charton vs Chelsea (fa cup)
>im working today in this heatDont even have cricket to make me forget about it
>>152888300tradie?
>>152888177thats a lovely sentiment mate, same to you hope you have a good sleep
>>152888305ForkieTradies are too lazy to work weekends
>forklift driverthats not work, thats fun thought you were doing physical work buddha
trades are daycare for men too stupid to work in an office
>>152888431
>>152888278hull city vs my rovers at 1:30am
takes more intellect to lay a slab than send an email
based forkie drink plenty of water then get on the beers tonight
forkies are pretty much emailsenders
>>152888475
>>152888398>swinging fork on a saturday fucken hell forkie mate you must be loaded by now
>takes more intellect to lay a slab than send an email
kek the doorhangers really losing the plot in this heatim sure all the middleschool math youre doing on site is really tough mate
>email senders fly into a tizzy when they realise they don’t know how to lay a slab but even concreters can send an email
>>152888502Yeah, if the base pay wasnt so shite Still alright and i am comfortably living with plenty excess to spend on food
do office workers ever do cashies? Like where you use your skills at the job you work to do cash work for yourself on the weekend?
hey daryl,whered ya put da tools ya grogbizza
I hate concreatures, always getting concrete all over my doors
>>152888598Yeah. I help my mates with their websites as cashies. Generally they just want me to audit it and give them advice but will also get into the back end and build out their systems or fix integration issues they're having. Could probably do it as a proper side hustle and create a business for it but don't really need to work overtime, getting paid well already
Hi HamishAs per my last email, I’m contacting you again as I am still looking for my office laptop (the Dell one given to us by Raj from IT) I need it urgently as I have a backlog of emails to send, please get back to me ASAP. Kindest Regards James Deputy Manger of Email Sending
Tradies sit typing with 1 finger and yet have delusions that they could hack it as a laptop thumber
>>152888651they just send voice memos to each other
>brickies laptop
Fake name idea for an aussie e-whore onlyfans model: >Phoebe Longneck
How does the ladder work, aka who is at the toptradies, laptop thumbers forkies, artists, neets
>ashes cricket*appears*>bard michael hamish taquin*disappears*>eng vs nz test cricket aka reddit: the series or worcestershite county match*appears*>bard michael hamish taquin*posts 400 times per thread*
obviously the more you rort the system, the higher you are. so>neets>thumbers>forkies>hangers>artists
For me, it's Phoebe Litchfield
>>152888743Tradies are among the biggest welfare queens in Australia
>'A really unfair kick in the guts': Mark Richardson on losing his media careerswear hes still on the commentary teams
rorting the ATO with my cashies getting paid the same amount in a weekend that thumbers get for a whole week in their cubicle lmao
for me, it's being below the poverty line and yearly income to even need to do a tax statement
>>152888740lot here
>>152888503meant for>>152888548
>>152888628NTA but how do you decide how much to charge them
>>152888638
>>152888812is this the comfy neet life i've heard so much about?
>>152888859Depends how much of a mate they are as I'm pretty happy to help a good friend out but generally I charge between $100-$160 an hourGive them an estimate on hours and thats usually pretty accurateGoing through an actual business will cost you $200-250 an hour so its a pretty decent discount plus they know I will do good work for them
if it was frankston vs coventry it'd be the cashes iykwim haha
>>152888918stop it
>>152888898ty for the adviceused to do web dev as a hobby but could use a job if i find mates and clientshelps that i'm not a fiverr jeet i guess
funny micksperg posts in 2023: 0funny micksperg posts in 2024: 0funny micksperg posts in 2025: 0wonder how this year goes lads
>>152888929FUCKINGS H A N TH A N TA N TN TT
square leg ump feels a bit redundant now that they refer every close stumping and run out upstairs
>>152888958>>146700863>>146700891
>>152888988kek, the only funny micksperg post wasn't even himit was i
>>152888628Tradies wouldn’t do cashies if they were getting paid better, they’d rather have the time off. Increasing the award rates for tradies will be a net positive for tax revenue and give people more spending power
horny slag
I do cashies because I like my work and I like money
How do forkies do cashies?
>Anon: Way to go, micksperg!>Anon: haha nice blog micksperg>Rulesperg: But this is a general for CRICKET DISCUSSION!>Anon: Yeah! And micksperg made a BBL post!>Rulesperg: I can't stand it anymore, this whole general is offtopic! OFFTOPIC I TELL YOU!>[Holds his head and screams a few times as he loses his mind, then runs out to a random thread]>I can post off-topic, too. Look at me! I am a worthless spastic, just like wickeepsperg! Give me a (you)!>[creates a new thread]>Oh, I used a nsfw image, but nobody minds...>[posts bblw porn, then heads into the /afl/]>I have no idea about this sport, give me attention! Now I'm returning to /afl/ to spam power surges, *but* it doesn't matter, because *I'm* micksperg!>micksperg: You okay, rulesperg?>rulesperg: I'm better than okay, I'm micksperg!.>micksperg: Ha! You wish!>rulesperg: [to janny] Oh, hey, janny. I'm the worst poster on this board. Time to receive multiple (you)s and attention from everybody!>[sees a young ellyse perry]>Oh what's this? "U16 girls big gash league." Well, I don't need to worry about the the age of consent, because I'm micksp->[You have been permanently banned from all pitches]
>>152889141
>>152889159this broke him iykwim haha
>>152889159noticed none of those posts have any replies
>>152889283>what is cherrypicking posts to fit the narrativenotice how they don't show the posts the arrows hit?cbf grabbing the md5 to find my good arrowposts
>Hobart Hurricanes >Hobart never gets hurricanes Why is this allowed?
>>152888948Being dependable is key. Set low expectations that you know you can deliver. If you overachieve in results or timelines then they will be stoked.
>>152889283btw the first post >>146203967 was (You)'d by >>146203982 in less than 3 minutes so either anon shopped it, F12'd, or capped it in 3 minutesand that's just the first post in that >webmeither way i'm in antimicksperg's head rentfree
>>152889455and >>146189768 was (You)'d within 60 secondsperhaps i'm wondering who would cap my posts and hide (You)'s then make a webm before posting it
>>152889421>overachieveforgot this cos i've been neeting for so long but it makes sense cos there's no boss or team to offload work onto you
he's seething somebody would put as much effort into making a webm mocking him as he puts into being an annoying unfunny faggot
takes like 20 seconds to arrowpost champ
20 seconds x 30 arrowposts in a thread is probably what webmlad spent in totalyou've been doing it in threads for years
he's seething i deboonked him
>>152889283this is the post
>>152889779not the post>>152889455>>152889582
bbl on earlier todayhopefully mick has stopped seething by then
>>152890145Reeeeee forgot about that. 5am hereNo chance… see you for the Melbourne one
are the heaties cooked?
>>152890230yea its joever
>>152889141LE ZIMZOMS XDDDXDDDD
Reckon spastic dancing like Peter Garrett did in those Midnight Oil videos makes boomers go nuts at oldies night at the pubs?
>>152890447Based generational wealth seeker
Figured out a close approximation in standard tuning of one of her songs in non-standard tuning, quite chuffed. Only six string strummers (not hacks) would appreciate
what tuning does she use?
trade work is skilled hands on work requiring both mental and phsyical ability, closer to the natural evolution of man.office work, while skilled is exclusively mental work and the majority of the time requiring little intelligence due to the repetitive nature of using spreadsheets and sending emails, real problem solving left to those few at the top. Trade work promotes and raises testosterone levels particularly working with other men all day and a large component of the work being physical, problem solving is complex and had real world instant ramifications.Office work lowers the testosterone levels of men and raises estrogen due to working with women and the inevitable social and emotional environment they create in the office.Office workers will try to compensate this lack of testosterone with the gym or other physical activity outside of work, however due to most offices and office workers being in cities will find women have integrated into these places too, defeating the very purpose of going to them.tradesmen get plenty of physical exercise during the day, away from women and do not face this problem.The office worker will often lash out at other men in more 'manly' fields of work such as the trades, beating his chest to prove his manhood not realising they are lashing out in the same way the emotionally driven women they work with would, further proving they lack testosterone and confidence. The tradesman will usually settle his problems with hand to hand combat again following the natural evolution of man.This is the reason most leftist ideology begins and spreads from cities, you have women who are essentially worshipped and copied by office working men out of their natural habitats, echoing the female and making decisions based on emotion instead of logic compounded with frustration and the feeling of lacking what males them a man in the first place.
tradies have to see escortsemailers just sleep with the office lut
3lolp
>>152890707Suspect it's a Joni tuning (she's a fan and you can hear it). If you want to to strum in standard i hear Bm7 7x7777Em7 x79787D? x57700E? x79900C? x35500
>>152890778sex and the ability to obtain it, classic female argument again proving this right>>152890736
bases slop poster
>>152891956Big Medicine
>>152890986meant for>>152890777
crazy to think theres posters here who slave away sweating outside in the heat and then spend that on a prozzy
being outside in the sun is good for you :)
fucking youtube jeets constantly nerfing their servicewatching on freetube or even downloading the video file constantly getting timeouts now and you even have to resume it 4 times during a download
>>152892919Youtube to me gets stuck not loading the video at times even though my internet is perfectly fineThe internet is just getting worse all around thanks to ai and jeets
>>152893330seems like they're fiddling with and breaking shit every 2 weekshad this problem on freetube like a month ago where it would say my ip is blocked right at the start of a video and sometimes restarting the video would work and sometimes it would give the same errorthen was good for a few weeks but now keep getting the error randomly during a video, go back and continue the video and it works for maybe another 10 minutes before giving the error again
>>152889019kys
>want to decompress, spend time on my projects, relax on weekend>too hot for any of themfunny how they always make it happen on the weekend
BBL - today 4:00PMHeat v ThunderUsman Khawaja and Marnus Labuschagne return from Ashes duty for the Heat, while it’s a must-win for the Thunder to keep their season alive.
>Heat v Thunderthey dont even hide it
>>152891992kek nice one
>umm actuially back in mcbumblefuk nutmut in 1950 there was a 48 degrtee heatwave for 3 weeks
Any of you guys like wine?
>>152893978I do
get enough 'wine' from the wife harhar
>>152893978yeah mate been keen on it since my early teens
Craig is on the way with breakfast, lads.
>>152894233mmm daddy getting a tip today
SHHHHHH CRICKET IS ON AND KOALA IS PLAYING
>choosing to bat firsthuh?
>starting wtih spinan insult to the tradition of bbl
Could've easily caught that, if he wasn't a typical cricket player (fat, lazy, slow, unathletic)
>>152894233good to see Ken has landed on his feet after getting the boot from port.
>>152884974literally me
>>152894366no arse in the background
>>152894384chimp
>>152894366literally me bowling leg spin
business idea: warner called back up for the t20 world cup
what is the point of marnus at 5 in a t20 side?
Remember when players retired from ODI cricket to focus on test cricket instead of retiring from tests to focus on the t20 cash grab?
>>152894501you wouldnt get it...
>knobstas dropped
kek
thinking weibgen might be too ugly for australia duties
>>152894768looks like an easter island head
Thinking i let every one on the team have a bowl, thoughts lads?
>>152894813not that surprising when the specialist bowler has the worst figures
reckon warner might retire himself from the game if he ever makes it to the tail overs of a 2nd innings chase again
>>152893978Brits love a good whine iykwim haha
>>152894813based under 12s coach
>>152894813>Khawaja captainGrimola
>be's moving to a cooler country
Warner got a ton last time and they still lost right
3D chess my Marnus dropping Billings to get Warner
reckon the biggest problem is the sprawl. if we all (mostly) lived in dense european villages and cities we wouldn't have the bushfire issue so much. the problem is people are surrounded by bushfire fuel in bushfire prone areas
Reckon they should reforest the outback
these testies fucking suck at bbl
bbl in 2 hours lads
>>152894925Thunders v Heat on right now
koala is so abrasive and rude to his teammates :( its just the bbl have some fun
>>152894935bbl stands for big business league
>>152894928never even heard of those teams
>>152894935he'd rather be out playing golf, being a paki
GONE GOTTEMa few of those wicket keeper dive catches this season of big business league
Brisbane will chase this down no problemo
yeah usman seems like an absolute dickhead
Uzzie just said a naughty word
countdown clock is racist
>Kuhnemann to Wiley
wouldn't mind a matchup of head on willey
I'm a genuinely shit bloke
>>152895033hey haydos
>>152895033you should be putting your pads on mate
How can Brisbane still be the favourites? This is a huge chase. No way they run this down.
>>152895094they're a rocks and diamonds team that chased 260 or whatever but regularly collapse early
>>1528950940 away wins, 0 home losses apparently for the Heats
how's uzzie going to hide this shit personality when hes on air for 5 hours a day?
Ordered some genipa-based tattoos for a dress up party, lads.
Don't like the yearly tournament meta
>>152895115matthew hayden will have to mentor him in that respect
I’m so cold
heaties on fire
Collapse starting over 8.Will fall approx 10 runs short in the end.
>>152894384that's Miss Australia to you
based koala getting more runs than he did in all 5 tests
>>152889159bodied that freak
Umm he actually scored an 82 in Adelaide
Big Bash League more like Dropped Catch League
micksperg was like uh akshually its because I have a drinking problem, that's why I suddenly vanished from /cric/ for 72 hours... nothing to do with the webm at all lmao
he's a serial ban evader desu, if he leaves it's not because he's banned
>>152895200based
uh ohI think someones going to say it
Is the power play the first 4 overs, or first 6?
queenslander?
>>152895218>72 hours is 2 minutes>>146204110>>146204121
can someone tell me a bit more about this Hayden being a dick situation?who's said that?
Did some say QUEEEEEENSLAAAAANDDDEEEERR
No, I said “Queerslander”
i HATE q*eensland and q*eenslanders
>>152895288problem civilian?
I dont concern myself with the actions of others
>>152895288check out this arrogant piece of shit fuckwit dickhead maggot cuntbet he self identifies as a "tradie"
>>152895296*heems you*
>>152895297based email sender
isa just said willy
>>152895309in what context?
thunder are so shit loleven with the golden cap wearer in their team
>>152895311the cricketsman's surname, willey, but it's said like willy (penis)
>>152894413ive got bad news
Is the ump wearing a box or does he have a huge slug
>>152895287it's QUEENSLANDAH not Queenslanderpicrel ykwom haha
weird looking unit this sams bloke
>>152895347
>>152895360fuck meant iykwim haha
>>152895362JESUS CHRIST
t20 isn't cricket neeksmake a /bbl/, not a /cric/
someone webm that salute green just did
>>152895367this
>be's on tv>strap a big dildo to your pelvis>swim in thots
impending surge
>>152895367*hits you for six*
without introducing the power surge, how could we bring the button press to test cricket?
>thotsFOY
>>152895402new ball?
>>152895402Slightly different concept but I think when a captain wants to make another team follow-on they should have to go press a comically large button
>>152895402bowling machines instead of bowlers and a crowd member gets to press a button to start it up each over
>>152895402multiball
>>152895403You called?
>>152895274>this general was so much better when micksperg was shitting up /cric/ insteadReminder that /afl/ are the worst posters on /cric/
theyre lucky the heat chased this down quicklywould be late to the next game if it went 20 overs in the second
>>152895405yeah this - finna send Cricket Australia an email
>>152895210bump
>paramedicdon't get him started
these boomers sure do bottle it when the finish line appears
why are we making our cuties be paramedics?
>have english keeper>losemany such cases
very spiteful review
i just saw some fat tits
>>152895441have you seen the ATAR? it was once seen as an easy way to get into medicine, but they've closed that loophole now.
>>152895451nonce
>>152895423you can force this all you want. afl and cric posters are one and the same. There was a noticeable freshy surge on nrl in 2023 and a lot of posters were falling for old micks when the wc was on. Theres been an even bigger freshy surge on nrl this year and posters here who fall for pretty recently exposed micks. let me lay down the law for you freshcunt, afl and cric are symbiotic. go back to your head in lebs ass finger bum spoort if you dont like it
lol, lmao even
>say a/fl/ are cancer>/afl/ defends himself by talking about gimmicks
neither of those rugby copycats are big enough for their own generals desuwhy haven't they been combined into an /arf/ general already
kek, xhe really thinks the point of 4ch is gimmicks and baits
Well done Khawaja
more 200 v 200 sloppa in the big blouse league I seedire poonament
>top afl player>wicketkeeper for australia>top nrl player>>152883653>
>>152895464>/cric/ has the exact same shitposting during the ashes that happens in /afl/ >after the ashes, /afl/ sees a return to the previous level of moronic low quality shitposting>its somehow /nrl/'s fault
better than 120-140 scores and 20 overs of quick 2's
>>152895506ben stokes comes from rugby league
Phoebe Litchfield
>>152895514I can tell kek
>>152895516more a Phoebe Longneck guy me
the hundred and five guys mogs the bbl and kfc
>rugby league man in aussie kit vs naked afl poof
>>152895507what the fuck are you on about cunt
I will never shit on rugby because i reckon rugby's all right, i dont watch it very often but when i do i reckon its alright
>>152895524>hundred and five guysbut enough about your mums 2025 bodycount
/nrl/ broke micksperg back in the jak off of 22
that nrl bloke did gay porn 'accidentally' (LOL), Ian Roberts is a proud homosexual who also murdered a male child prostitute for the Sydney paedophile ring he was part of, mitch pearce fucked a dog, Hopoate was suspended for fingering arseholes on the fieldnrl is homo and beastiality central
afl really seething right now kek
keep your gay code wars bullshit in your own gennies
John Hopoate digitally raped me
yeah nrl get out and stop causing trouble homos
bro really crying about a thread thats been up since last nightget fucked be grateful its being bumped CUNT
more an nrl guy but /nrl/ is mostly just a sportsbet advertisement
>>152895516bet her feet got a bit sweaty today
sam harper seems like a good lad
big fan of josh brown digging at his undies
>wake up>boomer testies seething about somethingmany such cases! sad!
https://youtu.be/m1bfPaREBHc
Why don't they just fuck off and make a /test/ if they don't like it
Test cricket is only good in England
pakistani imports have added nothing to this comp
Its good that Labushane and Khawaja are playing big bashBut that weak fucking cunt travis head wont play, fuck him
fuckn gettn on the beers watching poofbash lmao
Dad was gonna get us tickets for a Test match but uncertainty over weather and Bazball put him offHe went for T20 Finals Day tickets insteadI'm quite happy with the call desu, should be better than one day of some random dead rubber against New Zealand or Pakistan
>>152895627at all? surely he'll play in finals
Rizwan sucks
what if Smacky fails again
>>152895662at some point he may need need a new nickname
Peter Siddle enjoyed crushing Rizwan's nuts there
Travis head is popular but he shouldnt be, fuck him, if he doesnt wanna play every match he's available for then fuck off and play golf weak prick
>>152895662poor cunt needs another mantal break
smacky should stop thinking so much and trying to act like a fucking profesional, just go out there, hit the fucking ball, and have some fucking fun
how does this lad >>152895362 wear a box?roll it up like a coil?
>>152895664Hacky looms
>>152895690Honestly think his reactions are too slow now
curran must be closeted
>convict hours
I do be getting down like that haha
>>152895712if it was peter siddle doing this, it would bd 10/10
>>152895712love her sexy toes
>>152895728corr
https://youtu.be/fNrl6SsmLZ8?list=RDEBduOqAsZMQ
>>152895402for umpire review simple as or after the decision is made a kid either hits the out or not out button
>>152895755is the batsperson still out if little billy presses the wrong button?
little billy can press my button iykiwm haha
>>152895760of course :D that'd be the fun of it
*be's less embarrassing than englel's ashes campaign*When's this convict sheila going on convict survivor?
>>152895771a good goon sesh is the equivalent of a gym workout
good on brown for staying out there but 78 48 is an abysmal score in the big bash
MISSING 100%
https://youtu.be/SoH0BWBmVZY?list=RDEBduOqAsZMQ
>>152895771so true
>>152895771I've said that gyms should be required to be attached to the national grid. Being a man of science (unlike the charlatan who studied a women's psychology degree in one of the best sports unis in the country lmao) the entropy of the universe is being wasted on treadmills
WALLOP
Melbourne crowds cant catch
>>152895797lmao complete and utter smoothbrain opinion"Connecting all UK gyms to the grid to generate power from workouts would produce a negligible amount of energy, far less than needed to power the gyms themselves, with estimates suggesting even Olympic-level athletes generate only enough for a small fraction of a home's needs, making it economically unviable and a minor contribution to the national grid's huge demand. A few hundred watts per person over sustained periods, converted inefficiently, struggles to offset the gym's own significant electricity consumption, making it a novelty rather than a solution"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Masterson
what about bouldering gyms
>>152895810pretty good at catching aids
>>152895816put a plug in the users arses and they are powered entirely by the sun that shines out of them
These blokes are out of touch, they dont know that shit low grade cricket is self umpired?
>>152895816Most energy efficient solution would be to send a high-voltage shock through the indoor boulders so that all of the wastes of human skin who use bouldering gyms are killed, saving a lifetime of energy usage
>>152895812>eng shitter had to use chatgpt to replyMore embarrassing than englel's ashes campaign
remember when sandhu was going for the xerxes from 300 aesthetic?
>>152895824>cric goes bowling>cric
>>152895824afl in motion
>>152895833
i never learned how to properly boul a cricket ball
zachy "university of life" bowen exposes himself as having room temperature iq yet again. wonder if he was actually smart before all the alcohol abuse
I played so much cricket that I'm now an above average bowler with my wrong handUnironically would clean up some of the posters here with my toe crushing left arm inswingers
https://youtu.be/u1ZvPSpLxCg?list=RDEBduOqAsZMQ
i also never learned how to hold the bat properly, or any batting technique or stance
Thinking about buying a new cricket bat for the 2026 season but only want to spend a max of £40 on it and want it to be worth £200+
were they hiding smacky in the field? barely saw him besides the dropped catch and he is usually always in the hot spot
Bet Zachy thought he was a real Einstein when he suggested that brainlet gym idea
>>152895816unfortunately theres significantly less kinetic energy expended at bouldering gyms
bard?
When are you and zack gonna meet up and fight?
put smacky up to the order
>>152895880Alri?
>>152895712>french is called sissybit in this
>all the waste of entropy eng shitters triggeredHowling. Bet you're the type of subhumans that would turn off regenerative braking on their EVs (hypothetical because you can't afford a car anyway)
https://youtu.be/AxjoKC_mkx0?list=RDEBduOqAsZMQ
Curious how shitjeet is replying to posts addressed to Zachy even though he's supposedly a different person
>convict survivor vs the world>yeeehh straya cunt you can't hack convict survivor>lose to a yank soccer mom with a Hindu nameStill kekking at this
bard would beat the living piss out of zachy
>>152895906how do you do, fellow young dudes?
>>152895771He’s right
>>152895912>implying reality tv isn't as rigged as sport
feeling a bit of a survivor surge coming on lads
>>152895930>>152895930>>152895930
>>152895912anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>waste of entropy eng shitter doesn't have a reply without using chatgpt so they resort to ad hominemsHowling. Bet these subhumans had never even heard of entropy before
>>152895771He right but he never recovered from being btfo by Jimmy Savile
>>152895362corrr
