>Saturday 17th January 20263pm Chelsea v Brentford3pm Leeds United v Fulham3pm Liverpool v Burnley12.30pm Manchester Dilated v Manchester City5.30pm Nottingham Forest v Arsenal3pm Sunderland v Crystal Palace3pm Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United >Sunday 18th January 20264.30pm Aston Villa v Everton2pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Newcastle United >Monday 19th January 20268pm Brighton & Hove Albion v AFC Bournemouth
It's over for the Frankmeister
>>152918625Spurs just need to move stadium again so they can play home games away
Who do you even replace Frank with?
>>152918631finkin keef andrews
If they sell Van de Ven for £25m (his worth) then they can afford to sack Frank & Joe Lewis can trouser the remaining £5m. Everyone wins!
>>152918613>fwankthe finker is jonathan woss?
>>152918631Amorim
comfy Sunday
Y'all be wanting real talk? There's nothing wrong with Spurs. They're back to what they always were - midtable mediocrity. There were a few good seasons when Bale carried them and made them relevant (which Arry took the credit for) and then they got lucky when Kane came through the academy a couple of seasons later and took over from where Bale left off (which Poch took the credit for). Simple as that.If my calculations are correct, Spurs will buy some players who are genuinely world class and turn them into fucking duds the second they join. Just like they always have.They even admit they caused this problem and will never prosper, never be saved. Matthew 27:25 explains all of this.
Am sorreh ta say agen it's moyseh
>>152918679stop simping malaybro
finkin i might kms if the world keeps being unequivocally shite in all regards. only thing that might save me is arse winning the leeg
>>152918631Big Ange
>>152918679Klenk>>152918631AI
>>152918704Been noticing a lot of Moyes revisionism lately and so much of it comes from peoples lingering distaste towards Man United as opposed to his actual achievements and playing style. West Ham were justified in moving on from him, it’s just the signings they made afterwards were truly horrendous. Is there a single club besides Forest, Burnley, and Leeds(maybe?) that would see him as an upgrade?
Arsenal fans sending death threats to Telegraph journos over this article kek
>>152918855More proof that Arsenal are the dark-skinned club of choice. They love their death threats.
>>152918855fink we need to see screenshots of these death threats le top kek
What a fucking disaster Spurs are.
>>152918935>aw finally (almost) recovers from Foden making a pass>comes back and sees this
>>152918631>Who do you even replace Frank with?Ryan Mason is available
>>152918935kekJust the £2 billion spent
>>152918631ENTER
>>152918998Frank isn't that stupid, he knows it's the worst job in Europe for a manager who wants to prove himself. Doubt even desperate John Terry would take the job.
>>152919031What about desperate Dwight Yorke? Or is he too busy messaging Ferguson and crying about racism?
>>152918998Coventry have a better squad
>liam rosenoir is celebrated by lgbtq community for his stance on more gay friendly soccer cultureproperly suited for the rentboys then
>Bradley out for the rest of the seasonSmhtbhwy
>>152919041>What about desperate Dwight Yorke?Spurs giving it to Dwight Yorke would be hilarious Though of course there is an even funnier black option who moans frequently about not getting managerial work
The votes are in. Spurs' most-wanted manager is - Poch!
Leeds getting battered by the Rams
are we allowed to talk about palace and forest?
>>152918855Decided to look at the comments. A selection of the most asshurt replies:>I never saw all these stats for Fleoian Wirtz and Isak or Sesko or Joao Pedro>Now do goal per shot ratio which is the only important metric for a striker, not aerial duels >Arsenal are top of the league but you guys still choose their striker to analyse. I hope you replicate same for Wirtz, Isak and other flops. Always Arsenal to sell your stories.>Yet arsenal is top of the premier league and champs lg. It would have made more of a headline if they werent. So go focus on others instead like sesko delap and pedro yea.>Even though he doesn't score for the rest of the season we don't care what you think the work ethic is superb>That’s why he needs to focus on improving his basics first. That was risky investment by Arsenal for a 27 year old striker>These stats are comfort to a fool since when do we a judge a striker off aerial duels and duel succes?>Dirty journalist left out the most important statistics which is league position and goals scored
>>152919169>nobody talked about lack of goals for Wirtz Are they legit retarded?
>>152918631Wilf Nancy is looking for work
https://youtu.be/WOOM7eHlLAU?si=cISvIkrIgGbHVqMW&t=412>feverfags actually want this in their house jesus christ how horrifying
>>152919364
>>152919364Is that Son??
>>152919483clearly park ji sung
>Big Ben Tesco sacked Amorim and mindbroke Arseanal fansKino
but if i say it im "racist"
>>152919364She needs some BWC
>>152918631Whoever's at Brentford again.
>>152919496(respectfully) They should be in Africa
RIP in Peace Bobby Weirhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly95x9qe4ko
an american musician died...lets see, /mu/? no thats not it/int/? nah will never do/pol/? maybe they can find something politicial? a stretcha thread with americans? too obviousno ive got it
>>152919602klenk
also OP is still a bozo for alphabetizing a schedule making the games out of order
West Ham beating Spurs is nailed-on to happen
>>152919602we dont post in the appropriate place in germany
>>152919147If the club also wants Poch then Frank is unsackable until the summer
>>152919125Which one? Campbell? He has had work it's just that he's absolute shite and tanks every club he's at.
>Livertroon vs. Burnley Connor Fagley out for the rest of the season.
apparently chelseas manager "rosenior" is a manunited fan (but says he has changed to chelsea now) and is a big labour supporter (reportedly seething about starmer chants from the chelsea fans)
>>152920936>Burnley
>>152920938Sounds like 360 Ratcliffe
>>152920974>>152920974THE MIGHTY UNITED VS BRIGHTSHIT
Is Lammens gonna keep a clean sheet today?
OLE IS BACK
Thoughts on Liverpool's January transfers?
>>152921110we don't like your boyfriend here
>Arsenal had to rely on set pieces even against fucking PortsmouthWhat a horrible, grim little club Arsenal are.
still better than manure
>>152918732>>152919892Nice to see my word I invented getting some traction jackson
Ya seethe?
bitchtits finna boilin'
>>152921430Fuck off and get your own word.
the arsenal won therefore a certain schitzo will be seefing for the next 2-3 days.
>>152921619now fuck off back to ars
>>152921649like clockwork kek
>>152921707klenk*
>>152921729this fucking gimmick is so annoying
>>152921755*this klenking gimmick
>>152921707so go fuck off back to ars
>>152921729zez*
the arab that posts in /epl/ makes me think tony blair might've not been all bad
>>152921878We're still saying klenk for a while yet, anon
>>152921430What inspired the word Klenk?
>>152921990new word for klok, which in itself is a new word for kek
/epl/ gets a get and and it's the fat taff nonce
>>152922309we don't sign our posts here
>>152921110K E K
>>152922222We're actually saying kek (old word for klok, which in itself was the old word for klenk) now anon
United better win this or /epl/ will be insufferable for a few days.
>>152922767They beat Bournemouth yesterday relax
>>152922817NOT a fan of this gimmick.
Dave you bastard why is your club losing again?
>190 switches VPNs to pretend his gimmickcharacterfagging is realSigh. Just as tired as your Jordan Arsenal fan gimmick and Liverpool Leaf gimmick and Spurs Aussie gimmick (now also Arsenal for some reason).
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
>>152922908kek. hes more angry at everyone reporting his posts for off topic/spam. poor lad can barely post now
homelessbros
Why are thirdies posting about the fa cup in an /epl/ thread.
>associating yourself with jimmy savillewhat did mancunians mean by this?
My Wolves are playing today?!Oh bloody good!
Jimmy Saville is a Leeds United legend. Stop appropriating our culture.
We're in here>>152922384>>152922384>>152922384
Guys I don't think Feltcher is going to get the job permanently
>>152921707done him lol
>>152923756r/iamveryclever
expected manure to lose to be honesttheir league position has flattered them for weeks
Sesko has hit a bit of form at least
>>152923605I suppose fiddling with a dead corpse is the situation now with manure
>>152923910kek
I'm untouchable as a Manchester United fan because I don't expect us to win games. Nothing an ABU can say will bother me. I agree, we are shit.
>>152923934Now there’s a United fan with a home
>>152924051It has 3 bedrooms :)
imagine listening to that turnip Gary NevilleWILCOX OUT
>>152923934The one brainy united fanthe Indonesian is also ok
Klokchester Klenknited
Can’t even laugh at Manchester United anymore
>>152924322bit funny how they thought they were back
>>152924151for some reason, not getting mad makes rival fans mad.
Oh Saka when you score like thatYou make a gunner go madOur wonderkid, our starboyScoring the goals for the gunners(One, two, three, four)He’s on the rightMoves from side to side and he thinks the spurs are shiteAll the passion,There’s no tension,Don’t you see that Saka is perfectionStarboy, we can see your body movingAnd it’s driving us crazyAnd we didn’t have the slightest ideaUntil we saw you playingAnd when you move up on the right wingNobody can ignore the way you move your body boy,And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left itSo you can keep on shaking it (let's go)
>40 game season and bottom halfHow could Fletcher and Ole have done this?
me dad died serving cunt in the munich crash fella
>>152923934Awww look at you mantroony tucking your furry tail between your legs now
Manchester United legend Robin trans Persie needs to comeback and save the club
>>152925937Robin trans Xerxhe
>>152923934life when brown people can't bait you on /sp/
The plan is obvious. Keep Fletcher in to get battered by City and Arsenal. Bring in Ole when the coast is clear for Fulham, Spurs, West Ham, Everton and Palace. Bring in Carrick when Ole fumbles those games. Sign a midfielder to address the problem in the summer.
>>152925974ZEZ>>152925937ZEZ
Sesko is improving. He's had 13 shots on target in the past 2 games.
>City win a competition and no one cares>United lose a match and no one caresIs Manchester finished as the football capital?
>>152927042both are just expected
>>152927126So sad.
>>152926206No one's saying zez. We're all saying klenk
>>152927174>2030s...
>>152927208ZWAB
>>152927042london will never ever be relevant in football no matter how hard your tory pals shill it
WEST HAM HAVE A WINI REPEAT WEST HAM HAVE A WIN
>>152927319I believe
I fucking love fruit cake. Just ate one whole.
>>152929425GRIM. Bet you eat sweet mince pies and licorice as well.
>>152927722I zezzed so hard at this
>>152926527>Burnley>FA Cup MAN UNITED ARE BACK SESKO ISN'T A FLOP WALLAHI HE'S ONLY SCORE A HANDFUL OF GOALS FROM 100M BUT HE ISN'T A A FLOP WALLAH
Wirtz is improving. He's had 17+2 key passes in the past 2.6 games.
>>152918613I jsut realized this guy has pretty crazy physiognomy.Wide splayed ears, arched eyebrows, long trapezoid face, eyes close together. This guy would be very difficult to be around.
don't look up 60m gyokeres shot statistics btw
>>152929561top zez
>>152929425You ate mantroony? Bit zesty mate.
>>152927174Villa soon
>>152929606would rather have gyok for 60m than sesko for 100m and spend the 40m on an actual good starting striker, or even someone like DCL who's better than both
>>152929473Yes
corr blimey gav is that fackin gyokeres the 60m fackin donkey with the technical ability of a balleen whale??? corr what a fackin player he is innit senpai well wurf every lubbely dubbely penney he is innit
>>152929753now now guvna steady on matey he aint no king kai yet innit!!
>Last season Sweden's dynamic duo scored 62 league goals between them>Since their big money moves to show what they can really do with a good team around them they've managed a combined 7 this season with 17 games to goKWABs
Just had the last two triangles of toblerone, thus completing the consumption of the bar and the christmas chocolate
>>152929919Still got some chocolate left. Christmas isnt over yet :)
>>152929473Mince pies are class
>>152929915ZEZ
>>152929915and neither of them are even swedishSAD
>>152930974neither was pootan poobrapoomovic
>Rashford lifting a trophy>Fee for him will cover €30m of the €70m for CunhaGrim
It was lowkey funny when Martinelli pushed Fagley
Is McTom a No.10 or a striker?
>>152930974>>152931204Swedish strikers haha
>>152931987He's a false 8
my favourite part of shartinellis career is when the ugly rat won absolutely fuck all despite spending 10 years at fartsenal
>>152932107wait is that really true? zero trophies?i was told shartliba and gabrishart were the best defensive pairing in the history of football...surely theyve won many trophies, maybe even a few cls?
>>152932170>>1529321071. Why are you replying to yourself?2. Why do you make shit up?I don't get this gimmick.
>>152932197why are you even replying to the freak? you fucks never learn.
>>152932107>>152932170KEK aw seething at this
>>152931569Not true. He was on £300k per week at United so Barca stupidly paying the entire lot saved United £20m. Plus £30m option. That's £50m.
>>152932217in fairness aw is perpetually seething this is just how he posts
Kinda funny how Arselel wouldve won the league if theyd went for Isak the first time and now theyre stuck with this brexit fc clogger insteadFootball is a funny game innit
>>152932266The issue with Isak is his he is made of glass.
>>152922767lol u were right lmao, this will go on until 5am.
>>152931977Rattled them with this one
>>152932243€30m option and Cunha is on £250k a week too
>>152931987Just watching the highlights of this and wondering why are the crowds so far back from the pitch in Italian stadiums? Makes the atmosphere so fucking boring, like they couldn’t jump into the crowd to celebrate even if they wanted to because there’s a 7 feet of distance and a 6 foot steal barrier between them
>>152932394>why are the crowds so far back from the pitch in Italian stadiums?A lot of them used to have athletic tracks around the perimeter of the pitch. In fact you see the same effect at London Stadium
>>152932394It's very hard for clubs to redevelop the stadiums they play in because the councils own them (only recently have clubs began to buy their stadiums or develop their own, like Juventus did, but most are still council-owned) and there's a lot of bureucracy in place.So the last time Italian stadiums had any significant redevelopment was for the 1990 World Cup which was hosted there. They quickly ran out of money for this, and had to rely on funding from their Olympic committee. In return they had to redevelop many of their biggest stadiums with space for a running track.
>>152932277Yeah but they could just sell him on the season after if he was that crocked he didn't have to be the next RvP. It's just funny they were so risk averse only to end up with Gyokeres
on the topic of italian stadiums the Stadio Friuli is well peng
>>152932425>>152932472That makes sense cheers lads, I didn’t realise so many of them would be council owned. Couldn’t imagine that being the case in the prem
>>152931977>fagleyEl oh el
>>152932472Inter’s stadium design makes it look like they’ve walled off the crowd to stop them from attacking the players, looks like an enclosure from Jurassic Park. Very odd looking compared to most prem stadiums
>>152932559Both Milan clubs intend to tear the whole thing down and build a much more football-focused stadium in its place so it could look more like a PL stadium within 5-10 years. They finally bought it from the local council last year.
>>152932425>>152932472I bought a book a few years ago which was filled with info like this, Football Grounds of England and Wales it was called, cost a quid and is still the best football book I've ever read. Facts I never knew about every single stadium. Really outdated now though, a fair few of the clubs have new grounds.
>>152932730>picReminds me of Man City building the 14,000 seater Kippax Stand at Maine Road only to move to a new stadium within a few seasons.
>Michael Carrick has emerged as the favourite to become Manchester United’s interim head coach until the end of the season, with the club due to make an appointment in the next 48 hours https://www.thetimes.com/sport/football/article/michael-carrick-darren-fletcher-man-united-ole-gunnar-solskjaer-025hsc9bc
kekhow is that the best they could come up with, must be a teenager that got access https://x.com/B_Fernandes8/status/2010495450781253958
