KO 4:30PM UKMan Utd (poss 4-2-3-1) Lammens; Dalot, Yoro, Martinez, Dorgu; Ugarte, Mainoo; Mount, Fernandes, Cunha; Sesko.>Subs: Bayindir, Heaven, Maguire, Malacia, Casemiro, J Fletcher, T Fletcher, Lacey, Zirkzee.Brighton (poss 4-2-3-1) Steele; Veltman, Boscagli, Coppola, Kadioglu; Hinshelwood, Gross; Gruda, Rutter, Gomez; Welbeck.>Subs: Verbruggen, Dunk, Van Hecke, Watson, Kostoula, Mitoma, Ayari, Tasker, Howell.
/MUG/ LOOMS.
SSN reporting that Olé will be announced at a press conference tomorrow morning
*sniff sniff* smell that lads?
you and your /mug/ days are numbered!
Ayo....
I GOT A FEELIN'
/mug/ loading
Sunday evening /mug/ging please and thank you
90% of the anons who post in Manchester United match threads have yellow fever
>>152920974yo format autist put in how many bongs and bings until the game you monkey. so anal about the format and still cant get it right
>>152921093DO IT YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>152921055goddamn i wish that was me
>Feltcher putting boss his sons on the bench again Hilarious
I GOT A FEELING
>>152921118He gave our guy man 'tatos spot to his fraud offspring. lucky ole is back at the wheel to right this wrong tomorrow
THAT'S TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A /MUG/ NIGHT
>>152921071
hehe :3 *gurgles and dribbles all over u* :p
>>152921147in retrospect he did them a favour. saved over a decade of bullying for uniteds fall
>>152921068*Sunday afternoon
always seeing complaints about dead threads but then the "alive" threads are just spamming the same softcore porn, furries, trannies and other nonsense
>>152921184I go off to /mug/ on Monday morningTuesday, I go off to honey/mug/I'll be back again before it's time for sunny-/mug//mug/ging on a sunday afternoon..
>>152921201i can fix her
bath and bed after this one lads
/mug/ here we come.
>>152921204yes, this is /sp/. if you dont like it leave. or go enjoy the dead threads if you prefer them.if you only want to see sports content theres www.redcafe.com for you.
>>152921242guilebros...
>>152921242She's in the way of the machine
>>152921242devastating finding out this woman only did softcore
>>152921008it will be fun seeing Ole back in charge
>>152921247you could just wank to your trannies in private 99% of /sp/ isnt this shit, you are the one that doesnt belong and are shitting up the place
Who's the best Asian performer and why is it Vina Sky?
>>152921242what is she playing? super turbo?
>>152921270ive been here for a decade and never posted one tranny. that doesnt change the fact /sp/ has always been shitposting with sports and as you can see it still is. youre welcome to leave, but stop crying because nobody else wants to hear it
>>152921285you dont talk for other peoplethere is a difference between shit posting and spamming your thread of furries and gay blokes in a football shirt (why do you even have this)
>>152921270>everything i like is what everyone else likes, all the posts i dont are all one person posting 100 times a minutebased retard
>>152921285>i dont post trannies but i will fight for your right to post themm8 the fuck is wrong with you
>>152921296thats dave. if you dont like his posts go to /epl/ and report half the posts there because theyre him
>>152921304cool face
Nsfw post on sfw board
>>1529213094chan is built on posting whatever you want anonymously. also there hasnt even been one tranny posted ITT
>>152921329no thats /b/ where you belong
>format autist seething about slags again>>152921267fun how?
it's pretty gay trying to get other men hard
>>152921176Our Ian was a visionary. Not sure why our Harold took out the oldies, they'd already had to suffer a lifetime ofindignity by being Mancunian
>>152921357all slags on spee are posted by 10/10 lesbian pornstars
>>152920974Insane that this game isn't on the BBC. Anyone got a stream?
slop 6 threads without the trannies and furry spammers are as alive as the other 14 tbqh
>>152921368it's on espn+ buddy
>>152921356he's an entertaining person and I like him
>>152921184It'll be evening by the time we get to /mug/ging
Wish me luck, /mug/bros.
>>152921364only ones left alive are the 30-50 year olds because they dont deserve the release of death, they must watch their childhood empire crumble into dust
>>152921071Her face when she sees Mitoma
Im feeling an other sesko brace
>>152921366half it is is just advertising onlyfans these daysits sad, wouldnt surprise me if its indians
>>152921384Get cancer in your dick and rectum you tedious cunt
>>152921384good luck sheamus
>>152921364RATCLIFFE YOU HAVE YOUR MANHAROLD AT THE WHEEL
>>152921384How the fuck is it 3/1?Should be evens at best.
>>152921378Nigga I'm not made of money, already shilling out the benjamins on Sky
ole confirmed back at the wheelsomeone shop his head into this cockpit
>>152921408corrrr charly ostin
>>152921408I always mix this guy up for Andy Serkis. They have to be long lost brother
guise wish me luck!!!!11
anyone got their old ole meme pics from back when he was the manager?>>152921408>moses odubajoi dont even remember half of these ngubus from the 2010s
>>152921434good luck m8
>>152921408Cheers, la.>>152921403>>152921434Holy seethe.
Jim can't fix thisgood stuff
CAM ON SEAGULLS.
OLE BACK HOOOOLY KINO
Like a bad smell
>No games on terrestrial tele at all todayHoly grim
>>152921462what an ugly tranny
we got this, united chads
oles at the wheeltell me how good does it feelweve got sancho paul pogba and fredmarcus rashford hes manc born in bredwell be the greatest in all of footballand win it all
anime
>>152921477do you mean like open air tv?if so that is grim
>>152921474tits and pitssimple as.
>>152921486Chat is this real?
its unironically been a decade of kino and if they go back to ole i can't see them shaking off the malaise and changing anythingcomfy times ahead
SARRRR YOUR ARE DOING THE BLODDY EFF AY CAP U BITCH
>>152921462Ella Hollywood and FemboyHami are way hotter
>daloo
>DalotThe fuck
>dalut
>>152921509any chance they rehire jlingz? hes just 32 and just left his korean team
the janny listened to me :)go seagulls!
>McMoist and FeltchGod fucking DAMMIT
how many for /datguy/?
>Dalot
>>152921473haunting the corridors of old trafford until the bitter end
>>152921521>da loono wonder the indian united fans hate him so much>>152921533cheeky hatty
seslow
>>152921477honestly sickening
>>152921529I had to suffer Lucy Ward and Matterface
>>152921527Is David Moyes a Freemason?
>>152921550hes a freebasedon
>>1529215482 versions of hell>"HAHA I'M LAUGHING FLETCH, THE KEEPER HAS HAD TO MAKE A SAVE EARLY IN THE GAME!!!!"Fucking die you clown
Women shouldn't be allowed at showsWomen shouldn't be allowed to commentate
>>152921538Even when the old fucker's dead managers will visit his grave to ask for his permission to manage yanited
Commentator is FletchManager is Fletch2 subs on the bench are Fletch
>>152921542fuark howd u pull that
Steeley looking solid.
>>152921566i would rather listen to a bird then these wankers
oh shit it's slim shady
rate the scran
Man Utd 0-0 Brighton7: GOOD SAVE! Bruno Fernandes nearly finds the equaliser!wtf sky...
>>152921566Women shouldn't be allowed in barbersWomen shouldn't be allowed in Toolstation (unless they're a helpful slag behind the counter)
>>152921581Be whiteTarget any Asian girlAll of them hop on any white dick just for the status even if you're ugly, triple digit bodycounts for white dick and then she settles in her 30s for brown or yellow dick OP's probably her 12th shag of 2026
Is Darren Fletcher commentating from Utds bank?
>>152921605Women should only be allowed to sit under my desk and nosh me off
>>152921595Wouldn't eat that if it was free and I was starving
>>152921611sad but true
9: There is a banner at Old Trafford criticising the running of the club by Sir Jim Ratcliffe. The United fans are also chanting: 'We Want INEOS Out.'It's a club with a lot of arguments against its ownership.
Brighton is pressing so high up
goldbridge wearing a giletmust want ten hag back
>>152921618they're just fucking bees, if anything it tells me its good nosh
mug mug muigkekk e kklenk
/mug/ never left
GODDAMN BIRD STOLE MY CHIPPY
OH NO NO NO NO NO
so it begins
KLENK WHAT A SHIT TEAM
Holy mug
OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
he's laughing at poonited
OLE OUT
FLETCHER OUT
/MUGGGGGGGGGGG/!!!!!!! :D
So it happened again
Zez what a shit team
>>152921581I'm fairly attractive but have a perv reputation, we just do grim and hardcore stuff. >>152921611We're friends and I really don't care who else she has sex with.
IGOTAFEELIN'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKvKFum0SiQ4K stream
>doirgoid marking
Ugarte and Mainoo are defensively shite. United are gonna get turned over 3-0 today
GRUDA GRUDA GRUDA
>Dalit
I would also laugh if I scored against the mighty red devils
SACKING AMORIM REALLY WORKING OUT HEY LADS FUCKING DICKHEAD
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
>343 was the problem
JESUS CHRIST
>>152921681literally no ass bruv
>Brighton B
>WE LOVE /MUG/, WE DO>WE LOVE /MUG/, WE DO>WE LOVE /MUG/, WE DO>OH, /MUG/ WE LOVE YOU
so it means liverpool are going to get good again? :(
LOANING ONANA REALLY WORKING OUT HEY LADS FUCKING DICKHEAD
Cam on BrightonDon't switch off. Push for 3 or 4
everytime yanited are in the shit (often) they always pan the cameras to fergie scowling in the stands lmao
Lammonana
>miss me yet?
>brightonhow miss lmao
HOW DID HE MISS
WALLAHI BRO WE SIGNED THE NEXT PETER SCHMEICHEL INIT BRO WALLAH SWEAR DOWN AKH LAMMENS IS BARE SICK
SELLING SANCHO REALLY WORKING OUT HEY LADS FUCKING DICKHEAD
>>152921715She's Japanese.
First true mistake i've seen lelmans make and it didn't end with a goal.
name my band
>Tesco
great defensive pass back from tesco quality player
>>152921681she hairy?
>sesko
>>152921749GoyzoneNo direction/mug/ street boys
>>152921744sancho is out on loan.he's also shit, stop sniffing glue
guys stop shitting on united plsme dad died serving cunt in the munich crash fella
>>152921749Yer Fergies, Yer Scholesies and yer Butts
>>152921749fergie-scholes-butt
Losing to Brighton b teamDamn
need to take the christmas tree down
>>152921749The Bad Smell
I mean, what do you do if you lose to the Brighton B team?
GET A /MUG/ GOING!!!
>>152921749D.N.A.
Sesko is clearly a better player than Cunha
>>152921749Tears for Queers
>>152921767Bit of bush yea. Nothing else on her.
>>152921809prefer hojlund to both desu>>152921810kek
>>152921801Spend £60mil on Schade from Brentford and pray it works.
>>152921749Corpse and the Cucks
Transchester Dilated legend Wayne Trooney
>>152921749Scholesy and The Toe Nails
>can pull off insane attacking performances against top teams>consistently chokes to relegation fodderMan united have been tottenhamified. Its over.
this is full-strength post AFCON Manure btw
>>152921812good goodasian bush is best bush
>>152921749Pilkington, Merchant and Gervais
>>152921844orange head like a fucking orange
don't worry guys sesko is just getting started
Kobbie mainoo? Seriously, they fired Ruben Amorim for this shit?Wouldn’t it be better if they just sold mainoo and brought Amorim back?Mainoo is shite, can’t pass, and is basically the same as all of the other thousands of nigger paceman midfielders.What the fuck have United done?
eating a mint cornetto lads
>Tesco offside again
https://voca.ro/1mEZ7e6P3cef
linesmen so used to VAR they've gotten worse at calling offsidesthe lineswoman in the arse game got about 3 or 4 wrong
Don’t come crawling back when Sesko and Wirtz both are preforming, pretending you always rated them.
>>152921749Speccy and the cunts
pure meme club. now get ole in so he can lose against city, arsenal and fulham
>manure
>>152921887>linesmen so used to VAR they've gotten worse at calling offsidesbeen noticing this a lot with all decisionsreally delayed
>>152921881kek
CB taking corners
>>152921881>AI Slop
>>152921889Wirtz has been playing decent though to be fair
Amorim wanted the Belgian Onana from Villa for his midfield, turns out they bought the Belgian Onana to play in net
>>152921914looks like he could do a job in CM to be fairjimmy bullard vibes
>>152921595>err I am enquiring about the bugs on the food>they are extra, no freebees here
>>152921914Transchester Poonited
>>152921914Fucking fag
where is da link sar
>>152921935those stocky legs could withstand a nasty tackle
>>152921914>I'm proudunlike your dad
martinez is class should be at a proper club
brighton looking like theyre gonna get another>>152921944at old tranford>>152921951>>152921691
>>152921749Fergie's triple bypass
>>152921914at least try to pass
>>152921008>Emilia Clarke What happened to her?
>>152921914Transchester Dilated
watching the goal back, Ugarte and Mainoo were both at fault for the goal there.Ugarte and Mainoo both left significant space in the box near the player that got the header and the one that eventually scored. Ugarte did so to try and close down the Brighton player on the left side of our goal, but Mainoo also halfheartedly followed him and didn't try and correct anything when he saw Ugarte charging away.Gave ample room for both the header unopposed AND the ball to fall unopposed to the shot that went in.
>>152921970they get off on people being forced to humiliate themselves by treating them like women
>>152921914Jimmy Bullard taking it bareback in his skirt from Twitter punters corrr
Dalot and Mainoo complete for back pass king title
>>152921914Look at this fucking guy. Can't imagine being his Dad, must be suicidal
/M.Ug/arte
>>152921978>Mainoo>At faultAre you not listening to the commentary? He's literally flawless and the greatest player ever. Take that slander back this instant.
turkish fella seems alright
>>152921971The movie industry decided to peg the audience using her as a dildo and all the good will she could have as a girl next door starlet has gone.
Our biggest issue is also not having a tidy midfielder who can beat his man with a quick turn or dribble and drive forward. As well as a proper enforcer. Using PSG as an example, neves is great at disrupting play but equally has talent to beat a man and move on whereas Vitinha is elite in his progression and 1 on 1sIt makes such an incredibly large difference in how we move up the field
thank sir alex >we got rid of amorim so mainoo can finally shine
SOPHIA PASS ME THE SMELLING SALTS STARBOY MAINOO JUST COMMITTED A TACKLE
im immigrant from ghana
>>152922024Post bbc
This feels back to pre-Amorim already, the midfield is even worse than under him. Just a gaping hole
>>152922001In this house we believe that mainoo is a talented football player. In this house we believe that he is team englands saviour for the next World Cup.
at least 2 offsides wrong already
>>152921881after the second corous is absolute kino
>>152921950These types of troons call themselves "transbians". So no, he's not gay, he's a heterosexual male.
Wilcox and Berrada have fucked the club with their decisions. They need to go
Manchester United 0-1 BrightonSky Sports' Gary Neville at Old Trafford:"My father assured me the girls in the pictures were of age"
>>152922047they're best in class according to SIR JIM
>>152922040Dykes hate these guys which is absolutely hilarious.
>>152922040but no straight women want to bang a tranny...>>152922051neville neville been seeing the /sp/ slags
>>152922014I don’t understand
we would be sitting here for 5 minutes waiting for var to check a handball now if this was a prem game
>dogpoo
Bruno is actually not as good a passer as what you’d expect from someone of his quality. Issue being everything is fizzed/played at 100mph. As opposed to a scholes or KDB where the pass is made to measure based on situation. Still an amazing player but multiple times he’s gone too hard on the pass now.
>>152922072if your mom had wheels she'd be a car instead of just the town's bicycle
A dodgy penalty for Yanited is coming it's so obvious
brighton shitting the bed
Given that Maguire Sancho and Casemiro contacts won't be renewed and Zirkzee could leave, this XI is how we could lineup next season
fucking finally they are spamming the ball to sesko. instead of analrims master class tactics of playing dalot as a 9 on the counter.
>>152922084hes had some crap ones but he also does like 50 kino passes a game - the stats don't lie on his chance creationif he was passing into brappe or vini they would be scoring so fucking much
>>152922088kek
Erm did you mean the EMIRATES FA CUP? Yet another Britbong institution pathetically surrendered to foreign investment
Just a matter of time until ManU fire back desu. Feeling a 4-1 desu
>>152922088not cool
i remember when i first saw tariq lamptey for brighton that he would be a superstar sold to fiorentina for 5 million and did a cruciate kek hasnt played in 6 months
pepelepew i see you superchatting flying pig
>the full back is taller than the center back
Save us ole
Brilliant play from THAT PERSON
theres a 0 (zero) percent chance lacey gives less than mount
>>152922098>this XI is how we could lineup next seasonPlus at least 1 billion on new shit players.
bald cunt how was that a foul
Yoro and Dalot cannot be on the pitch together>>152922117same
>>152922067She’s been cast as an insufferable girl boss across marvel, Star Wars, in addition to GoT and people are sick of her.
get your amorim apology forms ready
Why has nobody at Manchester United football club stopped Fletcher from putting his 2 sons on the bench?
>>152922138was the payoff for taking a job that'll ruin any chance he'll ever have of coaching a decent club
>>152922124kek
>Poono
>>152922091>"Well, Ally, there's no VAR for this tie, but you would imagine they would have stepped in and overturned this one if there was"
>>152922138because everyone else in the youth team are just as shit
>>152922135Not to mention Terminator kek to be fair I think she left public life cause she's ill or something
>>152922138and replace them with who? the tea-lady and the cleaner? we have no depth whatsoever
The players were playing for Amorim and felt the team was improving. They are quite clearly not happy he was sacked for political reasons. Not saying it's right or wrong but that definitely feels like the case.
>>152922088That's not a good joke because bicycles have wheels.
a short corner? in this economy?
>>152922128“I think that (insert random child) from yoof teem will try arder than ‘im ‘oos playin’ now”I think I’ve heard this sentiment spoken more times than I’ve heard my own fucking name.
>>152922152yeah she had brain aneurysms and other health issues
>>152922166kek. and in 2 years the said youth player is at stockport county
>Dalotjust fucking stop with the backheels you twat
>>152922171I’m glad I got to see her tits when I did then.Unless those were prosthetics. I know she used a stunt arse.
fletch is at the wheel
>Mount is playingLiterally forgot 2bh
dalot with the great backheel to his toe
>dalot world class touch out of the air>misses the ball for the backheelridiculous player
Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahaha
cunt hair just pretends tesco doesnt exist
Didnt Yanited lose to Grimsby? How are they still in this competition
cunha pass the ball mate?
how many more games before dalot has tesco kicking the post
>>152922195bruno keeps seething at sesko too. just berating him. guess he doesnt rate him
>>152922199Different competition
>>152922171god is good
we want 5 at the back
>>152922199for some reason we have two domestic cup competitions i blame the jews
>>152922199>most intelligent abu
>>152922031End of discussion!
>>152922227abu was a clever little monkey
What another crap season. First possible exit out of fa cup, out in league cup to Grimsby, no europe. Only Prem to play for where we have a chance of some sort of Europe but could be anywhere from 5-15th. We bottle our chances, it’s too easy to score against us and it doesn’t seem to matter who the manager/coach is.
Expecting 3 goals in 2nd half
Conor Bradley's out for the rest of the season.Fuck.
/mug/rons will be SEETHING when we HEEM Shiton in 2nd half.
>>152922205>>152922216I see.>>152922227I dont care about Yanited one way or the other, was just wondering when I saw this thread.
mainoo .. what he do?mainoo mainoo is fookin poo
>>152922248torn ACL?if not its not so bad for him
Does every fucking club in England play against each other in FA cup or how does this shit work?
>>152922242genius, really, go out of all cups and then concentrate on europe. fight for top 5 while city win da leagueal.
>>152922262hey @grok please answer this yank then tell him to fuck off
>>152922262yes everyones invitedleague cup is just teams in the top 4 leagues
>>152922262yes. one game knockout tournament.football in its purest form
>>152922222
>>152922261im old enough to have watched this live
Don’t make a preemptive /mug/ lads, I think Brighton have had one clean sheet this whole season.
>>152922262yes, at home and away. count the points. and at the end of the season theres a super bowl at wembley.
>Sesko only had 9 touches in the first half
Ugarte's been reasonable TBF considering he is an ABYSMAL player...Chebs.
>>152921403Seething
>>152922261"Bone and ligament damage. Not ACL"
>>152921971We're happily married.
>>152922261based sunny chad
NOOOOOOOO EL CHILENO
what do we think, /mug/? invade iran or no?
I KNOW YOU WANT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>152921408>FRIENDLIES ARE MASSIVELY IMPORTANTABUism is a mental illness.
/mug/ it up
Non existent midfieldbring on man-tato
>he's here
Castellanos scored for West Spam lads.
>>152922337>seething at a post from an hour ago>when you already know what happened in the season after the friendly and his management career in general
>>152922261The world needs to go back to the 90s
>Chileano is hereBASED
halftime baddiedem
>halftime indians advertising onlyfans prostitutes
can you guys please stop reporting all daves posts in /epl/. its getting hard for him to post
>>152922361I knew manure fans were like this
usually think utd can take points off city at home but not this seasonthey're fucking shite
>>152922262It’s a knockout competition.Premier League clubs are automatically entered in the 3rd round (usually the 2nd weekend in January) but there’s quite literally months of qualification rounds that start in like August of the preceding year If a non-league side goes on a good run in the cup they’ll hope to draw a Premier League giant like Arsenal or Liverpool (or a premier league minnow like Manchester United) in round 3, which can give them a massive cash injection that keeps the non league side financially viable for the next 5 yearsMacclesfield’s 2-1 win over reigning FA Cup winners Crystal Palace yesterday afternoon is only the 9th time in the past century that a non-league side has knocked out a top division side, and only the 3rd time since the Premier League was founded
I clicked. It's over
>>152922363best poster itt
>teenage wasteland
Dalot is such a frustrating tard of a player
>>152922381your country doesnt have laws the fuck are you talking about
Will Man Utd be left with a 40-game season?Man Utd need to find a way back in this game or they will be limited to just a 40-game season.After losing in the Carabao Cup to Grimsby second round, defeat here would mean they would have been beaten at the first hurdle in both of their only cup competitions this season.It would also be the lowest number of games United would have played since the Premier League became a 38-game campaign.The second-lowest saw them play just 44 games in the 2014-15 season. That term, they lost to MK Dons in the Carabao Cup second round and then were beaten 2-1 by Arsenal in the FA Cup quarter-final, in a season which did not see them have European football.
>>152922274seething yank detected
When is Feltch going to UNLEASH big Zirk?
>>152922284i gotchu senpai>>152922384>>152922384>>152922384
>>152922388Welbeck in Brighton's goal knew exactly what he'd do when he makes his run and receives the ball, he knows he'll feint and run down the line, he knows he'll cross high back and he knows he has pulled a few defenders towards him. He doesn't even run back, he's off the pitch watching if his contribution has led to a goal.With United it's just so frustrating watching players in the final third be indecisive, drives me mad. For me that one where we got a free kick because Sesko was pushed, he's stalling his movement, there's so much space I think he should already be decided on moving forward, turning, playing the ball back left to the runners. Villa's goals yesterday were the same as Brighton's, players already decided on their movement. Dalot running in behind straight away needs to have clarity on his decision, 'i am going to go around the keeper'. His heavy touch even gave him a nudge and still he's indecisive.
>>152922402stop trying to make feltch a thing
Fletch may as well bring his sons on now he'll be out of a job in 45 mins
>>152922405Fucks sake
>>152922397the detector just happens to be in your smelly room
Feltch needs to bring big zirk on
>>152922405Anulo mufa.
Laura Woods looked really fertile today on TVAlso she’s a PS5 owner
>>152922425This team has spent so long being mediocre they don’t know how to see out leads, how to dominate and win comprehensively, how to even win day in day out. It’s not a coincidence we struggle to win two in a row, it was an indictment.Which is also why i don’t get the nostaliga driven fans keep throwing names we know are unable to turn this mentality around - I saw fletcher go from a carrington prospect to one of our interim managers, wish him nothing but success; but we really really need an experienced head even in the interim if we want to get to europe otherwise this squad’s mentality challenges will chew up and throw out Ole, carrick, mckenna and fletcher
>>152922377This man has Liverpoo and Poonited customers SEETHING
>>15292239540 BAME season
I clicked, saved and forwarded it to my work email
chilena dabbing on the entire thread
>PooFarte
>ugarte
>>152922431When is Kléberson gonna get a shot?
>>152922430Hope she stays a MILF for a while yet
Mainoo and Ugarte wouldn't even be a good central midfield in the Championship.
Teams through to the fourth round of the FA Cup so far: Oxford United Port Vale Wigan Athletic Wrexham Leicester City Sunderland Macclesfield Wolves Burton Albion Burnley Southampton Fulham Ipswich Man City Newcastle United Brentford Stoke City Bristol City Birmingham City Grimsby Town Aston Villa Chelsea Leeds United Arsenal Hull City Norwich City Mansfield Town West Brom West Ham
We need natural winger in for at least 1 wing. Cunha and Mount constantly leave their wing position entering the 10 position and thats why we have zero threat from the wings. Look at the game, no one playing the wing, no ones there.It forces Dalot and Dorgu be wingbacks.
>Lord Mainoo misses a simple pass>McMoist and Feltch defend himJust fuck off already
soon
>>152922480190/Dave did not like that post. Ugh. Downvoted. Cringe.
>>152922477>Grimsby Townexplains why united are trying to lose this
>Mainpoo and PooFarty linked upneed it or keep it?
United gave PSG €65 million for Ugarte
>>152922502she mogs that xholitl slag that lad posts in here desu
Why are young English ngubus so overrated? Mainpoo has done NOTHING to warrant the media's hysteria over him
>>152922478>forces Dalot and Dorgu be wingbacksThey ARE supposed to be WBs but aren't exceptional enough to be tight at the back and dangerous in the final third.
>>152922502Please take Sesko off & move Cunha to the centre, let him roam off their back 4 & link up with the rest of the team. Sesko makes himself an island up there, we might as well be playing with 10 man. He's hiding in plain sight behind his "runs".
>>152922478That's what you get for hiring a meme manager who's system requires a bunch of 10s and then letting him squad build.
>>152922478Gary O'Neil said that's what Cunha likes to do
>>152922478They have two in afcon
>>152922510both of them are mid desu, wish the people here would post some actually hot women
>>152922544both on the same wing too...
Manchester United's problem is they don't play games like it's a cup final, in the Premier League and against good opposition your opponent will be giving it their all, rather than thinking "this isn't a cup final, so I might as well not bother".
What we are seeing is the consequence of having zero structure - players are all showing the worst sides of themselves as each tries to ‘interpret’ what is required to win the game>>152922548thisbut no blondes or asians theyre overrated
fucking make a sub how are mount and ugarte still on the pitch
could grimsby and yanited actually meet again if united win today?
Cunha is genuinely such a faggot
Why are blatant shoves in the back allowed now? People literally get shoved with 2 hands in the back and get no free kick,
>>152922574yes.
>>152922411Yep, every time I see him being involved offensively I give up any hope of a goal. Dalot's style of play according to Wikipedia btw:>Dalot is a physically strong defender known for his speed, """technique""" and """offensive""" """capabilities""" [...] He has great """dribbling skill""" and is noted for his involvement in counter-attacks
>>152922510They’re both highly wifeable IMHOA credit to their race
>>152922386x
>this team against city and arsenal next It's going to be brutal
Back in my day we played 442 and won league. Get academy players on that O’Shea Lacey lad and win sum games. We’ve got a league to win GGMU
>>152922590Latinas are for fun, they are not for wife-ing.
hate myself and want to die
I remember when the commentator referred to a young Welbeck as Welblack.
>mainpoo
i hope ratcliffe dies a horrific, unbelievably painful death. i wish he was in the car with diego jota.
>>152922599ole will be at the wheel just in time to mog pep again
What a run from THAT PERSON
>>152922618get off spee fergie theres a match on
>>152922599Actually not. United turn up against big teams, they're shit against 'lesser'. They beat City and Liverpool and Chelsea, but drew to Wolves and Burnley. So they will probably beat both.
>>152922510shit taste>>152922548soogs is leng
>>152922613Please explain further, my American friend(The uk has no Latinx women)
>Mainoo outAmorim WON.
BIG ZIRK
mainoosisters...
>>152922628when he dies the glazers have first refusal on his shares so its gonna go back to being 100 percent glazer shit
>>152922628klenk
>Jerkzee
>>152921914dear oh dear
With this squad4-2-3-1 = hole in midfield and cutbacks weakness3-4-3 = hole in midfield and cutbacks weaknessIm sensing a pattern here
What’s your favourite Manchester United defeat in the post-Fergie era
>>152922586BUILT FOR BBC
>commentators priase him all match despite doing fuck all>hookedwhat will they talk about now?
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
>>152922665Fuck off mutt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KLENK
THAT GUY
Fletcher out
that man welbz
>>152922663Liverpool 7-0, obviously. It's the one video that proves the meme that 'Goldbridge is a Forest fan' to rest because he is actually emotional.
>>152922590I can’t a woman seriously if she’s under 5ft2
WELBZ
ITS POVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>>152922665Its brock lesnars wife, big brock cock>>152922656t.barry chuckleowicz
DAT GUY
Its so easy
Hahahahah manure are a fucking joke lads
THAT. MOTHER. FUCKING. PERSON. WELBS.
DAT BOI
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
when will ole take the wheel?
Safe to assume UTD 4-2 victory was a fluke, no?
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN AGAIN
>Yolo cant get near a 40 year old manhe's fucking shite
Remember when Welbeck scored the winner for Arse in like 2017 against United and Arse went on to win it that year? How does Welbeck score so many against United.
KLENKCHESTER POONITED, WHAT A JOKE OF A CLUB
>>152922665O SAY, CAN YOU SEE
Daniel welbeck showing these jobbers how it's done
Welbeck is such a class player.
quick united have conceded.... we need another fergie grimacing shot
How can Yanited turn this around, bros?
>>152922638That's a man
Bros…
>change everything >owners still the same It really makes me hmmmmm
THE /MUG/ IS ON>>152922384>>152922384>>152922384
Ole save us
>>152922592cute when she's not acting like a whore
>>152922716>>>/epl/ for forced gimmicks.
R-R-R-REV UP THAT /MUG/
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL>WELBZ
How can united actually recover from this?
Welbeck continues to haunt United for dropping him
>>152922726he's got the home fans going ... home
WELEEEEEEEEEE
pig just beat his wife
APOLOGISE
>>152922726>goinghome
Old Trafford is so quiet You can just hear general chitchat in the background
resorting to diving at home, down 0-2 kekeroni. keane would have murdered you.
This is good, Yanited can focus on other competitions now.
MANURE ARE FUCKING SHIT!!
is it time for maguire up front?>>152922766s-sorry mouyes-sama
>>152922765Pig became less likeable when he learned if he smashes something people give him big donations.
>>152922741This whole klenk thing is the only thing keeping /sp/ alive
>>152922766>won a trophy with these cuntshonestly a miracle worker
GLORY GLORY FERGIE SHARTED
>>152922781
I mean…the think is Brighton should be up 3-0
NEGRObeck GOTATED
>>152921749>scholes has already fucked off
>>152922638You've probably heard the stereotypes, they're mostly true. They have fiery, jealous tempers and fuck like wild animals but long term they age poorly and their families are shitty and weird.
OLE hastily reconsidering this job
holy fuck a utd winger just gone past a full-back AND delivered a good cross.
>>152922802every fucking time
>>152922748Sir Jim will sack the remaining tea ladies.
>>152922810>but long term they age poorlyUntrue
Amorim won
Its not as fun as it could be with Brighton. We see this kind of result most weeks, I need proper minnows winning at old trafford to be entertained these days.
>>152922814Why? He said he'd do it for free (illegal, but whatever).
lmao fucking hell these guys just get worse every time. fletcher is shit>>152922809KEK his daughter phoned
>>152922737yh
>>152922844To be fair, Scholesy's daughter's got some nice feeta. Can't blame the guy really
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152922839This season's /mug/ peaked early with Grimsby.
4D chess by /are Fletch/ so we can concentrate on the league and get Top 4(5). Clearly been told to lose so we can do that because it's a free hit against him.
i hope you are happy. here it is the back 4 which is so important. darren is mindless and only made changes because of the 1 hour playtime order, puppet. even with the abysmal performance this guy doesnt even try. Hope this makes it clear to everyone that Amorim wasn't the problem at all. In 2 games we have regressed to the level we had under Ten Hag, completely toothless and unable to generate chances. As long as we take decisions based on appeasing Gary Neville we'll get absolutely nowhere
>>152922802>>152922809imagine how much better yanited will be once he dies.wenger was very smart to distance himself from the Arsenal and just watch as a fan instead of still being the ghost of united past like ferguson
>>152922839>I need proper minnows winning at old trafford to be entertained these days.yanited?
>>152922874Invest in the squad or fuck off. So far Ratcliffe is as incompetent as the Glazers however because he actually cares he actually actively fucks us up even further. Also anyone who has played for United before should be banned from coaching or leadership, we are not the Fergie Red Devils anymore and we need to move on.
reminder: fergie is the sole reason glazers were able to buy the club
Kadioglu is so fucking good what the hell
I miss Amorim bros...
>>152922875I am indeed exceedingly happy. I'm like the Mr Kipling of happiness right now.
>>152922814kek>>152921749>>152922809:skull:>>152922844wahey
>>152922874It is genuinely hilarious that Ratcliffe got so rattled by listening to that nonce cunt's podcast that he complained about it to Amorim. Neville was a shit manager and is a shit pundit.
>>152922887yes, but them winning at old trafford isnt realistic
>>152922894>Invest in the squad or fuck off£250m isn't 'investment'? Lol. Lmao.>b-b-but
>>152922875Amorim was fucking shite, lad. Doesn't make replacing him with a fully grown Make-A-Wish kid a good call.
>this is the answer, apparently
>>152922894How much fucking money have you cunts spent on players now? Maybe just accept you're a debt slave for the yanks, I hope your suffering never ends.
>>152922926oles at the wheel mate hes doing his thing
>>152922926I must have hundreds of car crash webms ready to dust off.
>manureThis has to set some kind of record for how early the season is over for a ‘big’ team
most dangerous lead interrupted by subs
>>152922923>>152922924I honestly believe the fans themselves are as much to blame for the state of the club as anyone else.They’re just as enamoured with recapturing a past that can’t be recaptured as the media and the pundits. Until we’re shit for a long time and we shed all of these casual fans who say stupid shit like, “get Keano in to bollock the players, then we’ll be good.” We will never go anywhere.So ultimately, the fans get what they deserve. I’ll always support the club but ultimately, we deserve to be here because we have the thickest fan base in sports, with the thickest, most juvenile demands.
>>152922926did such a great job at united no cunt wanted him for 3 years after, and then it was fucking besiktas.... for half a season lmao
>van heckewhat a reddit name
>>152922961they're basically big spurs now
>>152922920Lot of United ex players turned pundits are to be blamed too, who want their mates to become United coaches, talk about United DNA when they don't know what it means. Have been world's worst managers when they tried it themselvesTo all the Amorim haters, I hope you now understand he was marginally succeeding despite no support and garbage players. You can’t place the poor form at his feet anymore.
are welbz
Mount cunha bruno zirkzee mainoo are supposed to drive the offense and have done nothing instead we’re looking for a teenager to make plays himself
BIG SLABZ
SLABBY MAGUIRE YOUR DEFENSIVE IS TERRIFIED
‘ARRY IN
>>152922965to be fair its like asking why the latest marvel movie is shit. lowest common denominator club.
left years ago 'surplus to requirements', spent billions since yet welback would still unrionically walk right into this united starting line up
Who are your favourite reactions when teams lose? In terms of clubs>United>Liverpool>Chelsea>City>ArsenalThis is because United have popular people and it's funny watching Goldbrige, Sasneed and Pig flip out. Spurs are good because Expressions Oozing also Yummy a cute. Liverpool because Kee Thomas is a fat fucking cunt and the fat bloke on Liverpool Agenda. City because I hate that baldheaded twat who bandwagon City. Chelsea because of Mah. Arsenal are just shit because boring fans and I despise Lee Gunner (and so do Arsenal fans which is why he gets put into 'Hater Reactions' when Arsenal win which is lel) who thinks he is a 21 year old black kid who chain smokes and drinks and hangs out with old fat black blokes. Only Kee Thomas comes close to his unlikeability.
SLAB DADDY
>2-0 down>Catshitmiro and /mug/uire coming onIs he still here?
Cazzy n Arry3 - 2 incoming
>>152922875Ten Hag was way better than Amorim.
>>152923028If his name was Danilo Velabeque
Just saw Jason Cundy outside of Snappy Snaps down Aldgate High Street waiting for it to open. Asked him what he was getting printed for tonight and he just winked and gestured with an imaginary steering wheel.
what a surprise, lacey's given more than mount. fucking mong
>>152923052the mask gimmick is really funny
>their best player is shirt number 61
>>152923029I Like arsenal the mosthughwizzy troopz and curtis shaw are kino
>Man Yoo's best player is a scouser again
Man Utd 0-2 BrightonSky Sports' Gary Neville:"The damning thing for United is that Brighton really deserve this. The Seagulls may have a run of just one win in nine away from home but they have been the better team in both boxes."And Fabian Hurzeler has rested his two best centre halves, their best goalkeeper and their two best wingers in Minteh and Mitoma."This is United's best team as well."
>>152923068They're so fucking boring, win or lose. Same shit every time. I get more enjoyment watching 'haters' react to Arsenal winning them watching anything from Arsenal fans. So boring.
This would have NEVER happened under Amorim
might as well head off now lads, the queues at trafford bar tram stop are ridiculous after the match
>kadioglu not in the running for MOTMrobbed
>>152923028Two more goals than Mbeumo
>>152923029manuremanuremanurespuds, expressions oozing is genuinely hilarious
>>152923099Did you just memory hole Grimsby?
uh oh
Most dangerous lead.
That was different, we had 5 at the back then
>>152923029AFTV will always be the goat. laughing at arsenal is what started it all and it still does the highest numbers. their fans just melt down harder than anyone else but i cant blame them due to being the joke of the league for 20 years. im a city fan so i cant talk about citys ones though
Uhoh
WAIT A MINUTE /MUG/BROS
UH OHthe game is on
HOWEVER
/mug/bros....
>>152923029that bald irish lad (Liverpool)proper annoying
umm
>>152923127I'd rate Expressions more if he didn't heavily edit his videos and didn't reuse the same shit over and over. Fun drinking game is to take a shot of tequila whenever he says fa-m and a shot of vodka when he says blud.
>Should have been a foul on the gay player>Results in a goalFucking boring
>>152923127expressions brother called rants does a man utd version but hes more angry than funny
>>152920974So back
love how dalot is just in time to kill the momentum
>>152923170>that bald irish lad (Liverpool)Who?
>penandes (p) 90+2>penandes (p) 90+6
>>152923170Yeah Liverpool Agenda.
SEKSOOOOOOO
>>152923029Watching others react to things is absolutely autistic behavior and I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>152923208>australian internet
back hurts can't do another 30mins of this slop
Typical United penalty coming. Typical teams can't hold out against United.
>>152923213This.
>>152923216t. harry maguire
era rojo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A RETARD
lmao
>non-ngubu academy prospects
Lmaoooooo
>>152923213Vannon kautta Kalevalan kääröjen, että aion hävittää viimeisenkin suomalaisen /sp/stä...
LMAOOOOOO
KEEEEEEEEK
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post the webm hohol
ROJA
ERA ROJO HAHAHA
>>152923200https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcpxa5DOLa0
>>152923187>expressions brother called rantsthe fuck they look nothing alike
baby is crying
That’s a bit of a woke nonsense red
Jesus Zoomers are soft.
fucking kek (klenk)he was their only positive too until that lmao
Amorim cursed them. United will never recover from this
KWAB
that was sad man
>>152923289can't blame him for giving a shit.
keking at their little mutant shit getting a red
>>152922728>>152922728NEW
>>152923294shouldn'a have chimped out then innit
>>152923294shouldn't have acted like a crybaby over an obvious foul
bald nonce taking the piss
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY
>>152923322KEK WHAT A BITCH
based ARE 'ARRY
>>152923285Yeah its weird.
This looks exactly like Ten Hag and Amorim's Uniteds. A team that believes in nothing, fights for nothing, and plays for nothing.
>>152923285their mum is a liar obviously
hate man ulove are 'arry
>>152923320then play better
>>152923395JUST
THAT WAS NOT A RED FFS
>>152923395LMAO fighting the tears off
>>152923395>what forFucking kek what a /weakmind /little cunt. Even ratface doesn't bother arguing for him. Thank you for your service Ukrainebro.
>>152923395Yellow for that?
Enough is enough. Amorim out.
kino
Fire amorim ffs
full time>>152918613>>152918613>>152918613GET IN HERE AND LAUGH
>>152923341>>152923331They weren’t going to win anyways
>That person Welbs MOTMWell deserved
OUT
Thats it Wenger IN
>>152923471Dave/190 won't like that, so no.
GLAZERS RAUS
>Brighton 7 wins in 9 against unitedl m a o
>>152923395HE'S CRYINGKWAB (KLENK WHAT A BITCH)
>not in yurop>kicked out karaboga cup by GRIMsby>kicked out of FA cup>coaches are shit>players are all shit>owners are shit>about to get raped by shitty and arse analNot looking good… this club is fucknig finished.
magic of the cup la
>going out both cups in the first round
>>152923499man u lost tho
United players: h..how did that happenkek
>>152923395>a scouser that supports manure to be a contrarian(>his face whendeary me, his brothers won't let him forget this
>>152923499Routine win against underdogs for Brighton.
Worrying how good Sesko is now thoughbeit.
got some Norwich scarves for sale
>Amorim 25-26>WBurnley, Chelsea, Sunderland, Liverpool, Brighton, Crystal Palace, Wolves, Newcastle>DFulham, Grimsby, Nottm Forest, Tottenham, West Ham, Bournemouth, Wolves, Leeds>LArsenal, Man City, Brentford, Everton, Aston Villa>Fletcher 25-26>W>DBurnley>LBrighton
>>152923443u welcome, I completely forgot about today’s FA Cup match.
Five Premier League clubs have been dumped out of the FA Cup at the first hurdle this weekend: Nottingham Forest (by Wrexham) Everton (Sunderland) Crystal Palace (Macclesfield) Bournemouth (Newcastle) Tottenham (Aston Villa) Manchester United (Brighton)
>>152923929>Five
>>152922276I hate rubber tits.
>>152922480MAINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152922665Kill yourself faggot.
>>152924072BBC corrected it to six kek. I copied and pasted it because BBC has been so low quality recently with mistakes and shit.Also I find it weird people say penalty shootout wins are 'wins' but every stats page and media says they're draws.
>>152924264>BBC has been so low quality recently with mistakes and shitThere was a piece in Private Eye a few months ago about the BBC falling for the AI meme to assist journalists.When asked about it they said that everything would be meticulously fact-checked by the journalist and also editors before reaching the public... which makes you wonder why they bother with it in the first place since the time you saved is lost having to be extra careful when using it.Inevitably, they've stopped checking as much.
>>152923929I mean three of them are unexpected results the other three is just prem teams facing prem opposition
>>152925610over the past few years ive noticed an increasing amount of not only typos but obvious grammatical mistakesi don't think it's AI so much as young london BAME writers slipping up with their shitty grasp of englishi'm sure they try to tidy up their ghetto BAME slang but it still slips throughjust like their accents betray them. there's a tinge of their home language in there, they never sound exactly the same as native whites. it's close overall, probably sounds the same to total forruns, but to us it's immediately noticeable
