>Fri 06.02.20.00 Opening Ceremony>Sat 07.02.11.30 Abfahrt Männer13.00 Langrenn - W 20km Duathlon18.45 Piggy Jump - HS104>Sun 08.02.11.30 Abfahrt Frauen12.30 Langrenn - M 20km Duathlon14.05 Skishooting- M+W Mixed Relay>>>153241500
>>153270405cute
It's a doggy dog world.
>>153270412
>>153270405What is noko?
>>153270426Looking at the thread OP linked to.... it was /biathlon/ and the last post was a Finland flag saying "/biathlon/ is no-ko area"Nordische KombinationOnly other mention of NoKo was by a German responding to a posting from that same Finland flag about the Nordic combined and Alexa Brabec of Colorado winning the first-ever medal (silver) in Women's Nordic Combined for the United States at the Junior World Championships. Gold went to Minja Korhonen of Finland >pic relatedThe German was saying they'll be cutting the event from the Olympics soon
This is now a Molly appreciation thread.
>>153270511I think you like having sex with dogs
>>153270426used to return you to the thread when you put it in the email field
>>153270426The fastest growing sport
>>153270506Minja goes on to become a legend among DHL delivery drivers, known as the best ever when driving in winter conditions
>>153270547You said that last thread but your evidence that is that is now played in 5 countries instead of one lolI could invent some random sport and tell 15 people about it and it'll be a faster growling "sport" than Nordic Combined
someone make an olympics general for mutts, anglos, and other thirdies to spew their shit in already
>mfw they say we should win 6 golds>mfw they're all in ski jumping
>>153270750Gold for Repinc
>>153270750All Prevc
He got lucky. The helmet shouldn't fly off like that.
>>153270768God bless the Prevc family
>>153271083Lena > Nika
>>153271083Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>153270506Who is he to decide that its noko and not calle
>>153271083Ayy lmao
>>153271974ghoulish tanne again
>>153271980Draugr-Maxing
>>153271996cute tanne
>>153272431Olympic suits are going to confuse me, ours look like shit.
Two German Olympians decided to copy Buckwitz/Seyfarth
>>153272778oh?
>>153272880Franziska Feldmeier and Vanessa Mark
>>153271980cute hampster tho
>>153272930Did Ilona qualify?
>>153272953No
>>153272984Ray of sunshine
Reminder that no matter the name of the thread, the spirit of /biathlon/ is no politics, no pedos and/or figureskaters and no americans
>>153272898ew>>153272939well...>>153272984ilovea
>>153273132Why so grumpy looking?
>>153273048Personally I don't care about posters flags as long as they assimilate into our thread culture and obey the rules
>>153273151>cropped
>>153273157Neither do I directly, but it's nearly always the "usual suspects" that get all stompy wompy
Are we doing /calle/ ?
>>153270405nobody asked but here you go biathlon bros:>Sun 08.0214:05 Mixed Relay (M+W)>Tue 10.0213:30 M 20km Individual>Wed 11.0214:15 W 15km Individual>Fri 13.0214:00 M 10km Sprint>Sat 14.0214:45 W 7,5km Sprint>Sun 15.0211:15 M 12,5km Pursuit14:45 W 10km Pursuit>Tue 17.0214:30 M 4X7,5km Relay>Wed 18.0214:45 W 4X6km Relay>Fri 20.0214:15 M 15km Mass start>Sat 21.0214:15 W 12.5km Mass start
>>153273149They just told her that she can't shoot the local wildlife
>>153273132Heja!
>>153272771lickable abs
>>153273211thank
>>153273347olympic champion
Journalists here think our women relay can win a medal. Truly stuff of some heavy drug use
>>153273347Hej Hej!
>>153273403cute!
Winter paradise
>>153273347Cross country suits are superior, why do our biathlon have always terrible design?
>>153273374gotta have hope
>>153273374which sport?
>>153273526Biathlon. Some also see Fialka as a chance for medal in biathlon. I love her but..no
>>153273557Yeah, there's a very slim chance any of that is happening, but there's always one meme medal in the 15K individual
>>153273596Think its one they predicted her for. She can shoot well at times if she wants so its not that crazy..i guess
>>153273596>>153273611It belongs to her
>>153273774Not sure 4th place gets a medal friend
>>1532737744th place isn't a medal
>>153273347Hanna Trooneberg
>>153273804>tf>tp
Germans don't actually get 4th that much
>>153274006Stop cursing us
noko? ...noko!
>>153274139>tfw you will never get a hug from minja
>>153274167You dont know that
>>153274200i'm pretty sure
If you could hug one /biathlon/ girl which is it?
>>153274262simon so she can steal my wallet
>>153274262sad ilona
>>153274262Juni
>>153274262Ingrid because she needs a hug.
>>153274262Beat Feuz
>>153274379This!
>>153274262jojo
Ida is back on skis seven weeks after her surgery
>>153274514
>>153274262Leo Pfund
>>153274589Thank you for your service
>>153274649Anything for (You)
>>153270511Yep, I'm thinking she's elite
>>153274400I also love fat men
>>153274589We are so back Ida sisters!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-oik81KgA
A new batch of unworn Samsung phones will hit the auction sites soon
>>153274999Idas phone from last time is still available....
>>153274973>first ten secondsLOLLove this guy
>>153274589happy ida:)
>>153274262BBB
>>153274973Eric Perrot's English accent is impressively French
>>153275400Big Belgian Biathlete?
>>153275400Bustine Braisaz Bouchet?
>>153275400Busty Biathlon Babes?
Sick of these rest days
>>153275586Rest days will be a thing of the past
Soon
>>153275958Imagine if they all spat on you, just how gross would that be h-h-haha
>>153276002Why yes, I'd very much like to come and take a hot shower with you!
>>153275488esto
>>153274262
>>153275958
>>153276300Kek
>>153276214So cute horry shite
>>153276487Just a couple of DSQs and Finland gets a team medal. I believe
>>153276487
>>153276487Much better than that thotted up selfie
HetASMR when?
Is the winter olympics village as much as an orgy as the summer ones?
>>153276584Only for the "athletes" doing judge-based "sports"
>>153276584this is as wild as it gets among the serious athletes
>>153276584Is this meme even real? All I know is this one pic from 10+ years ago with a caption saying the village handed out condoms one time because athletes had sex. Other than that I don't know if it's even a thing that happens consistently
>>153276821Any time I hear athletes talk about it's them saying 85% of the condoms are opened to prank other athletes or to blow balloons out of boredom.
>>153276487Right side of face or left side of face bros?
>>153276829That's my impression, I feel like anons assume it's an orgy because they get a kick out of it for some reason, and of course there's the racial cuckposters
>>153276584all I know is the dutch organisation is super wary of the norovirus atm because of the finnish hockey girlswhich is difficult because the girls are also thots
>>153276843HAAH WAAW?
>>153276928For me it’s chubby big eyes
>>153276300based
hello
>>153274262jeanne
>>153270405Can /bicurious/ guide me to when Olympic events occur?
>>153276584They saw me so now every anonette athleteette is in hiding
>>153279633https://www.google.com/search?q=when+Olympic+events
>>153279690Shit, we have figure skating before opening ceremonies???There is never enough time...
>>153276584Don't they have like 4 different locations this time instead of one big village?
>>153276650Rumour has it that Stina were forced to switch sports after cheating at RISK
how is ski jumping a sport its just gravity
>>153279842
>>153279842>jumping
>>153279842go and try it then
>>153279842it requires explosive power (the jump), body control (the flight) and mental resilience (the crotch control)
>>153279842It's more dangerous than handegg.
Prevcwinslol
hey fellas
>>153276487Split personality, severe.
>>153279968why did he do it?
This figure skating is just dancing on ice. Why aren't latin dances part of the summer games then? They are also huge in popularity.
>>153280091gymnastics has dance
Okay so, >We got 8 gold last times and 2 were including Based Nils Van Der Poel. What happens this year
>>153280194Oeberg-Sweep
>>153280076runs in the family, his brother kys'd himself
Lindsey Vonn just flew over my house
>Tofana claims her first victim
FOGGED
BBBZZZZZZZZTTTTZTTTZTTZTZTZTZTZTTZTZ
Sara wins todays ibu cup sprint in Sujsoen.
>she likes her chocolate and zucchini bread>that's the key to managing these holes
>>153280534peaked just in time for the olympics;^)
What the fuck happened in the M Downhill training?>7th place +3.06>Odermatt +4.19>some guy from Monaco right behind Odi at +4.38>Paris +8.37>Lehto +11.43>21 athletes DNS
>>153280564They were training I guess
Why must curling be so hard :(
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/ssk/st/w/3000m-------------/fnl-/000100--/race-result3k sneed schedule for tomorrow is outmarijke vs ragne, joy vs isabelle
>>153281135>marijke vs ragneHope the winner is in this heat
>>153280383source: Lindsey Vonn
>>153280383In Austria, she is called Linz Yvonne :3
>>153280811>tfw my curlfu left the milfness behind and entered gilf territory
>>153280534my rødgrødfu 29th
>>153280811wish she would hit me with that broom
>>153281201
>4
Are you guys excited for the big show tonight?
>>153281735
>>153281738i need to buy some snacks for it
Finally friday and no more work!
Seems 20 Russians will participate after all. Also our smallest team since Torino, where we won 0 medals. And if penisgate turns out to be true we might as well pack our bags now and go home.
>>153282020Penisgate is the equivalent of the on-board motors in /cyc/. There's one retard who was never in contention who maybe did it, then it gets blown out of proportion and people make it a Kafka situation where no proof is seen as proof of guilt.
So who will light the flame
We are supposed to get between 15-17 medals according to the experts
I spent last week trying to get my colleague into Bob and Ski Jumping. She decided Ski Jumping looks cool despite saying last week its idiotic. I do my bit for noko future
>>153282205Frida wow
>>153282205Ebber is so pure SEXO
>>153282307CAREFUL FRIDA THERE'S FOOD ON YOUR PLATE
>>153282190Alberto Tomba & Deborah Compagnoni
>>153282307AI getting out of hand
they should put bluechew in their inhalers
>>153282307
>>153282205E B B ABBA
>>153282367She must have taken Jojo's plate by accident.
>>153282399ebber = cute, feminine feetfrida = disgusting ape claws
frida brutally mogs ebba
Reminder that without Russia and especially Bolshunov its an asterix* tournament, If Kläbo take individual golds besides Sprint, they should have * on them.
Realised how few sports there are in winter Olympics I give no damn about
>>153282475Bole kek
>>153282020>>153282063>penisgate?
>>153282690
Surprise medal here we go
>>153282399
>>153282756Peak Autism
>calle not in the skiathlon teamWhat the fug?
>>153282767These eyes will be watching you
Kläbo family is highly involved in the highest level of power in the world, with WEF, Blackrock, Trump, Putin, Xi, Israel/Epstein and all of that, he is more powerful and also an advisor to Norweigan PM. He was instrumental in deciding the 2022 invasion of Ukraine, all to get rid of his competition Bolshunov.
>>153282741looks like a younger Varg
>>153282873
>>153282873I am retarded and cant think who you mean right now desu
a medal would be nice
>>153282867Kläb means "The highest worshipable mankind-liberator annunaki decendant" in Norweigan
>>153282892https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes
>>153282892he is faceblindautist
>>153282897I'm just dreading the day we get something like this.
>>153282914Based fellow masochist
>>153282915Everyone keeps getting old, but I'm still posting on 4chan, what went wrong?
>>153282892>>153282910heeey.. i unironically i can see something although not super much, something just popped in my brain and reminded me just a little bit
>>153282954
Soon! Opening ceremonies are top comfy.
>>153283079I could not believe when the ruskies had guts make fun of this failure in the closing ceremony
Our ski jumping couple!
Henrik Harlaut misses slopestyle qualification due to head injury at training :(. Im not clued in enough to know if would have a chance for medal anyway. If he is still in the top top of the world.
>>153283238Can someone post his wu tang is for the children webm from like 12 years ago?
Nice haircut lol
>>153283326What's Gabi's role on the olympic team?
Emilien Jacquelin will wear a very special earring during the Olympic Games, namely that of former cyclist Marco Pantani. ‘Actually, I wanted to reveal this only after I had actually won the Olympic title, but the story is just too good to pass up,’ the 30-year-old Frenchman told Belgian broadcaster Sporza. In Beijing in 2022, he won two silver medals with the French team.Jacquelin is a big cycling fan and admired Pantani, who died in 2004, for his aggressive racing style, among other things. ‘His panache and aura have always pushed me to strive for the highest. I, too, sometimes just attack without thinking too much about it. That's why I wanted to honour him at these Games.’He received Pantani's silver earring from his children. ‘His family has been kind enough to lend me his earring. I will be able to wear that earring for the next two weeks. It's going to be incredible.’
>>153283334National TV reporter
>>153283366Is she good?
>>153283374Not really but could be way worse
>>153283366how is she? kaisa is really good
The other thread is already swarmed with olympic touristis and amerimutt poltards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_xgaqjBeM
>>153283477Johannes, Kaisa and Ville make a great team in the Yle biathlon commentary booth.
>>153283477Eva is great, Gabi not so much
>>153271028Maybe that was his whole head
>>153283520Honestly prefer Czech commentators in many sports to Slovak ones
>>153283469>>153283477We had either Christoph Sumann or Dominik Landertinger for years, Sumann was way better as he had good humor and used austria-specific idioms frequently. He also was more critical.Now it's only Landertinger, as Sumann is sports director of austrian biathlon now, he has improved but there is still room.
Dyvik is studio expert on TV4 during the Olympics
>>153283663Crystals are aligning
JDV is in the house. Love that guy!!!!
>>153282915based
Welcome to Team Austria house, how may we help you?
>>153283736One Gandler for me please
Pretty good show so far, those high notes by Mariah was a bit harsh though
Italian anthem>
This italian lady is dabbing on Mariah.
>>153284778Choir dabs on the lady imo
>>15328477815x the PASSION
Good show so far. But no Italy Disco. :(
Albania's proudest
Italian being the Flag bearer for Albania. Cute
Lara is the flag bearer for Albania lmao
Saudi wth KEK
Easy to carry that flagbearer
DARCIE SPOTTED
DARCIEARCIE
Cutie spotted!
Microscopic Morton
darcie spotted! I repeat: DARCIE SPOTTED!!
Darcie spotted
Surely one of Slettermarks has to carry Greenlands flag
MASSIVE CLOETENS
benin :DDD
>>153285379The Greenlanders are competing under the Danish flag.
Where's binland?! :D
Zesty
Lmao Samba-König's coat
>>153285382:)
kek that fucking outfit
Norwegian now carrying Brazil flag. Brilliant.
>>153285561We are the samba kings now!
/OurGirl/ Courtney
Sarault spotted
>>153285372Why is she so small?
Pasta
feels like i've seen all these women before...
CHILENOIt's just a dude from Oslo
Lucie so happy
>>153285846Seems latinas have a thing for us...
>>153285716Because flat = best
Fun Fact. One of pushers for 2 Woman bob is Kelsey Mitchell who won gold in 2020 in Tokyo. She started track cycling in 2017 and switched from it this winter
>Colombian flag bearer is norweigan as wellWe really do have a type.
What will it take for Norwegians to stop wanting to fuck latinas?
WERES BEST KOREA?
>>153286062why would they stop?
>>153286086Just hypothetically
>>153285885Niceu
>>153286062More sun in Norway
remember she D enmark, not G reenland
>>153286062Both my cousin and second cousin are dating latinas.
'leq spotted
I swear I missed the whale
>UAE>>153286131Intrasting
Siblings spotted
I am blind and missed Leq :(
where was the whale?
>estoniaI miss alusalu
Talihärm and Regina spotted
BINLAND
Suomi styling with their hokkei team.Love them.
Where is Amandine?
I just noticed we're literally wearing Estonia's colours on our coats.
>>153286401Too many of our qts are in ibu-cup
How the fuck did these outfits get approved
German ice "hockey" twins spotted!
Sneeeeed
>>153286477They had to choose between these and SS-style uniforms.
Wait, what happened to France? They jumped from Finland to Georgia.
Fucking hell Germany is Many
NOLTE SPOTTED
>>153286310didn't see tuuli; she not there?
>>153286511they're 2nd to last before italy
NIPPON
>>153286595ah so they transfer olympic host from previous games to the new host or something like that
>>153286438And we have the same anthem!
>>153286582She is in, but I didn't spot her either, must have been blocked by the others.
>>153286464So happy, was worth it to jump some piggy events to become an olympian
Ireland's brave Westgård
So are "we" third last,since we are the best.HIHIHI
>>153287115>Ingrid had to do two penalty laps and Norway dropped to third last
Norway up to 5 flag bearers now before we even showed up.
>>153287337WTH THOUSENAD YEARS STARE!!!111
Sarah Schleper STILL racing?
>>153287451Her son is competing as well
jesus fucking christ this is getting boring
NÖRGE
wtf i love mongolia now
Norway wearing the best girl sweaters from glue classics.
Rumpa spotted
Kajsa CUTE
K A J S AAJSA
>>153287397Many such cases
KKKKKAAAAAJSAAAAAAAAA
Michelle Spotted
It's harvesting time
>>153287562Those robes the guys wear look sweet.
Should have let Fialka carry the flag but ok
>>153287710wow what a legs!
Slovenia putting the real and serious gold medal winners in the front in Predazzo.
fUCKING SWEDES. pSIT!
Elfgirl spotted
>>153287996Looking very cute!
Is letting a negra carry your flag a humiliation ritual?
aI lSOP COME ONE.
SLOPPED
i dont care for dances
For me, it's her pits
Sex with Dog
>>153289339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvnhNeHAafg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMo4tbWcr68
>>153290135Tite
GOGGERS
Gogg
stupid family making me miss skiathlon tomorrow
I wish you good fortune in the races to come
>>153291177A toast then. To /calle/!
>>153291177
Death to America!
>>153291177to /calle/, but don't drink and ski
>>153291346hoping for kino shots
>>153291759sneedskater are just built differently
>>153280060Hi Hungarybro!
>>153282962love varg
Ventured into outer-/sp/, why are Americans like this?
Is it time?
>>153293646
>>153294270redundant file name desu pesu
>>153289339foot tattoo = whore
>>153270405Jt here, hopping for an an EBBA goldextra today!!
>>153294877for me its Frida guldextra
Saturday, 07.0210:05Mixed Curling: UK - Canada10:05Mixed Curling: Switzerland - Sweden10:30Freestyle Skiing Women's Slopstyle (Q)11:30Alpine Skiing Men's Downhill12:10Ice Hockey (Women): Germany - Japan13:00Langrenn: Women's Skiathlon14:00Freestyle Skiing Men's Slopstyle (Q)14:35Mixed Curling:Estonia - NorwaySweden - ItalyUK - USACzech Rep. - Worst Korea14:40Ice Hockey (Women): Sweden - Italy16:00Sneedskating 3000m Women17:00Loosh: Men's Single18:40Loosh: Men's Single 2nd Run 18:45Piggyjump: NH19:05Mixed Curling:Canada - EstoniaNorway - ItalyWorst Korea - USACzech Rep. - Switzerland19:30Snowboard Big Air (Men)19:45Cunnyskate: Don't understand this crap but I think something with gaymen21:10Ice Hockey (Women): Switzerland - Canada22:05Cunnyskate: ...something with dancing
>>153294966>No girls figure skating today and no pairs figure skating today LAME!
>>153295039yeah, sorry I don't know how this cunny shit works
>>153295039kill yourself
Paedoskate works like this: it won't be posted in these fucking threads.
WEIGHT AND SPEED
Heta and Minger :)
Odergod or Dogermatt today?
>>153295194Downhill is more an ALL MEN kind of thing.
>>153295194I believe in him but the other podium places could be interesting, always a chance for a surprise.
>>153295194franzoni. the shitalians will rig it for him
>>153295194Von Almond
>>153295069No
For me, it's Stephanie Müller-Spirra
>>153295287For me? America's own Isabeau Levito
It's not the same without LaVita commercials
>>153295320Or Bumsis in Antholz.
>>153295287For me, it's the two ES cuties. ( didn't catch the names, I think one is Anna)
>>153295347america had Epstein. Europe has Bumsi Bears
>>153295152and Nathalie. And Ida. And Anikka. And Brabec.
>Bormiorooting for Paris but it's other unlikely
Watching girls jumping on skis
>>153295544lost ski midair. kek
>>153295543>other*rather
>>153295554Yeah how did that happen
>>153295569pretty sure she started twisting when the ski still had ground contact and the binding did not hold
>>153295544>>153295554what are you watching?
>>153270405>/noko/>non-coomer OPwell done, Norgay. Next one should be either the winning FAT MAN or Frida, both equally repulsive to the tourist
>>153295617women's slopstyle. I have the choice between this (ES) and curling (ARD)
>>153295619Will Frail Frida win anything today?
>>153295619>/fatman/ - Fat Men General
>>153295634Ooh.
>>153295636lul no
>>153295655Who cummed on she face lel
Eileen Goon
Eileen gook
>>153295636unlikely. my sources told me she got the shits
>>153295755Can't shit if you don't eat
Today's Winners Prediction (hope)Odermatt (Paris)Frida (Ebba)Prevc (Freitag)
>>153295779Based ebberz chad
>>153295720>>153295711Duality of man
very cute ragne interview
Watch Men
Time for fat men
Fat men time!
watching men
Greasy guys!
Ez Simon Jocher win
>give it some gas
That UI is weird
Biggest finish area of all time
Wow, fastest time from Hemetsberger!
Why are there no splits?
Nice jump
FUCK
AAAAAAH
Spectacular
Does the fattest man win?
>>153296102Yes
>french skiing
F
>French skiingAnd in the final flat section too, wtf was that landing?
Muzatot
>french skiing, again
HOLY
>french skiing again
Nice save
WTF was that
wew
Fucking hell he survived!
>French skiing AGAIN
French can only ski if they have a rifle
Goggers will kill herself tomorrow
MONEY
Incredible last part from Monnet
Well well well. I don't think he's winning gold
ODERGOD(but not enough of a lead)
CLOSE
ODIALMOSTLOST
tense
TITE
Not enough for gold
ODERCLOSE
An Odi win is too predictable, hope someone beta shim desu. A Paris or Franzoni win would be kino.
Odi surprisingly didn't gain speed from that little mistake, I don't think -0.05 is enough though.
Franjowinslol
ALL MEN HOLY
and that was the win
FRANJO
This is the winner
FROM ALL OF THE MEN
>-0.70ALL THE MEN just got the gold, amazing.
What a run holy moly. Fucking clockfuckers
>>153296220Imagine women in Bormio
>I can't ski Odi's line, the only way I can beat him is with speedAnd so he did. Speed and weight reigns supreme
Swiss are too good at producing fat men
Allmen is clearly fatter than Odi
impressive
>>153296327It's the cheese
My candidate for next thread OP, just censor the file name appropriately.
>>153296353>>153296360kino
>>153296353straight out of dragonball
Franzoni prevents an immediate first-day Switzerland sweep.
Nice run
CAM ON PARIS
Did something change in Dutchies going to Olympics? I see Joy(love) is doing both 3k and 1.5k but I swear she didn't qualify for one. I guess someone dropped out?
>>153296405One Night in Paris
>ODI
ODIKEKED
Id love to see myself trying to ski this down in these conditions. Id shit myself
Oderkwab
oderdog OUT
Old man Paris podium, no downhill medal for Odi!
Just wait till my boy Jocher obliterates those times
>>153296429>>153296431
>>153296353>>153296360>>153296395>Angels shine from without because their spirits are lit from within by the light of God
>Sneeder
>norwegian skiing
CLASSIC
>>153295122>>153273048Actually, the average age in Figure Skating is like 5 years above Women's NoKo now. The pedo image was caused by russian 15yos and their following in /fs/. Not that Figure Skating belongs in /biathlon/ but it needs to be set straight because the sport is real and serious.
>Norwegian skiing
>>153296534>Judges>Real and seriousShiggy diggy.
>>153296534They increased the minimum age, those 15yos can't compete anymore
Elian too slow, damn.
vituttaa
>>153296360My thoughts exactly
>>153296549About as real and serious as noko.
In other news, Austria won the IBU cup pursuit.
>>153296643how has amandine became so slow
>Paris: Its better if i dont see how dangerous the slope is so i can just send it
Ebba spotted!
Heidi looking ready
>>153296643schumann?
I need an American gold
>>153296643Fodstad?
Reminder that Princess took bronze in skiathlon in Trondheim, and this time Oldhag is not there to stir the pot. The question is can Frida's weirdly thin feet repeat this performance.
>>153296694HeidiHeidoooo
Well, Babinsky isn't going to surprise anyone.
I feel like the podium will be Ebba, Jessie and Jonna, but I don't know how hard the course is
>>153296752Sweden can't into smøre, so the classical part can turn into pure hell for them.
>>153296726this was only because Heidi got cheated out of the race. Plus Big butt Kälin is also there and her butt got even more massive due to pre-olympic training
Who can realistically win a medal today?>Ebba>Frida>Jonna>Moa Ilar>Jessie>Heidi>StadloberAnyone else?
>>153296806Hennig-Fotzler
>>153270405Jocherbros..
Joy skates today!
>>153296761But the Swedish team have some nerds at a university inventing new ski structures instead of just using the ones provided by the ski manufacturer
EBBA EBBA EBBA
DOWN WITH SWEDENDOWN WITH SWEDENDOWN WITH SWEDENDOWN WITH SWEDENDOWN WITH SWEDEN
>1 DIGGINS Jessie2 ILAR Moa 3 SIMPSON-LARSEN Karoline>4 ANDERSSON Ebber>5 STADLOBER Teresa>6 SLIND Astrid Oeyre>7 WENG Heidi>8 KARLSSON Frida>9 FINK Pia10 HOFFMANN Helen11 NISKANEN Kerttu12 FOSNAES Kristin Austgulen>13 SUNDLING Jonna14 JANATOVA Katerina>15 HENNIG DOTZLER Katharina>16 KAELIN Nadja17 NEPRYAEVA Dariya18 PÄRMÄKOSKI Krista19 KURRN Julia20 RYYTTY Vilma21 WEBER Anja22 NISSINEN Vilma23 PERRY Leonie>24 SAUERBREY Katherine25 MACKIE Alison26 GISMONDI Maria27 del RIO ROCA Gina28 EIDUKA Patricija29 BRENNAN Rosie30 STEWART-JONES Katherine31 RUCKA-MICHALEK Eliza32 KAELIN Marina33 PIERREL Julie34 COOMARELLA Anna35 FORDHAM Rosie36 KAASIKU Kaidy37 di CENTA Martina38 TSUCHIYA Masae39 HAVLICKOVA Barbora40 SKINDER Monika41 KAASIKU Keidy42 PAGNIER Cloe43 CRIDLAND Phoebe44 KARALIOVA Hanna45 CLAUDEL Delphine46 ALDER Fabienne47 DROLET Jasmine48 McCABE Novie49 SCHUETZOVA Sandra50 MILERSKA Anna51 PRYCE Anna52 VELICER Sophia Tsu53 WELLS Amelia54 STEPASHKINA Nadezhda55 LIE Ellen Soehol56 LEE Eui Jin57 HAN Dasom58 CHI Chunxue59 SHALYGINA Xeniya60 NIKON Anastasiia61 HOOKER Maddie62 YILAMUJIANG Dinigeer63 WANG Yundi64 SHKATULA Sofiia65 MYHAL Daryna66 ZERJAV Neza67 HE Kaile68 OJASTE Teiloora69 NOPRIIENKO Yelizaveta70 GALSTYAN Katya
Let's go, boys
Stupid sexy Jessie
>swedish suitsAREYOUSHITTINGME
HEJA FRIDAHEJA EBBAHEJA JONNAHEJA MOA
Heidi win inc
I BELIEVE THAT JESSIE WILL WIN
JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE
Frida not looking confident.
Apparently Ebba ruined the all white suits
>>153296934poop?
1. Jessie2. Frida3. Ebba
KAOSLOPP
Kaos in the back of the field
>Kazakhstani skiing
German suits: need it or keep it?
>>153296944She complained because you would be able to see 'woman things' through white suits and they got changed up
42 goes commando?
Germanybros.....can we get into top15 on the overall medal table?
>>153296944Benis
>>153296959Kill Ebba
>>153296915What a downgrade
>>153296959>listening to spergs
>>153296967Luge and Bob will save us
NEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>finnish skiing
>Jessie
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Vllma Vipeout
>doggins
>>153296986We don't have the fat luge mommy anymore
Based norgays sabotaging Diggins
is this the cross country thread
>oldhag commentinguuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
>>153297005It was a finn.
>>153296959yeah I'm gonna blame Moa lIar for this as well
>>153296997We have a new GOAT
Based slurpers
So dedicated to the slurp they failed to capitalize on a fallen fucking diggins
>>153296934Based femcel making coomers seethe
FRIDA FRIDA FRIDA
>>153296967Don't worry, we will get the 4th place overall
>>153297024Do they even know somebody crashed behind them and who?
FRIDA ATTACK
Our Lolympic suit is better than the regular one. Same goes for Finland. Everybody else's is worse
Anti-slurp swedish brigade, too bad they will burn out from this
The Sexy Vilmas are all over the place
They have to try to pull away, the slurp never works
Not the Swedish sweep
>>153270405What stupid name is this for the thread? Fuck you for making it so hard to find
it‘s over
Jessie will die 5 deaths and then podium anyway
They don't call her the glue queen for nothing
Stina would win this race. She is the 'best girl' after all
>>153297080Olympic prospect debuting at age 37, 2 days away from 38.
>>153297069tourist
I hope Frida gets 4th
If Slind cucks us i will jump out from my window
JessieJonnawho cares
>>153297069Its the fastest growing sport
is this a "norway wins lol" event or do we stand a chance?
Who would win in a final sprint between Jonna and Slind?
>dogginsit's ogre
Is it all fake snow? I notice serious lack of snow outside of the ski area
Diggers SUCKS
Jessiebros...
Frida's tight ass
yeah dasha ain't winning shit this year, men's 50 km is probably the only hope
>>153297108you blind? 3/4 of the lead group are swedes
>>153297118tight bone
>>153297115>>153297112World cup babby, can’t hang in real tournaments
RED ALERTTHEY'RE TRYING TO DROP JONNA
>>153297127Retard
COME ON JONNA
>>153297118Orange Woman bad
Surely Slind won't stand a chance in a finish line sprint right?
>>153297132I don't know why but this made me laugh
>Dschonna
Can't decide if norwegians suits are kino or cringe
>jonna dropped>only the villains left
olympics are fucking gay actually
>jonna
Heidi is missing from this group for pure kino
Jonna is deep in the pain cave
Džona ded
>>153297087No, if it was just called calle or something everyone would get it, i frequent /biathlon/ but i have still no idea whata noko is, is it some skijumping thing
>>153297153Old skool kool
Princess too slow
>swedish skiing
>>153297177nordick kombined
>>153297177>>153297132
>>153297168I want to be deep in Jonna's pain cave>>153297159>everybody is missing to accommodate some Caribbean Island nationOlympics are Mickey Mouse medals actually
KILL EM FRIDA.My captcha has gone completely insane!!
>ebba
>>153297177Sounds like tourism if you don't know the fastest growing sport in the world
>ebba is currently a favouritetrue?
>>153297108tourist out
Jessie gave up...
The medals are already decided lmao
>russia
>AINian skiing
okay, who is the Jeanne Richard of the Swedish team?
>>153297177It's a sport that's neither real nor serious.
>>153297210Ribum
>>153297210Moa Ilar
>>153297210Frida. Pure evil666
Wat kind of traditional undergarment is Frida wearing?
very embarrassing for sweden if norway wins this with 'are milf
BOX BOX BOX
ebba should revenge frida and tackle her
>>153297210They are all good girls
Heidi specialé
>>15329708638 is young!
>>153297235STAY OUT STAY OUT
kek typical weng
>>153297210frida
>50 degrees therewhat the fuck? why the fuck are they hosting the WINTER olympics here??? that's the same temps as LA
welp
>>153297232She’s got alien tech skis thoughever, she glides like she barely touches the snow
>Heidi
>>153297251Anyone have the webm of she thinking the race was over wrongly xD
Keep slurping, SlindAll I have left is skadefryd
Finland in Swedish lighter blue and Sweden in Finnish darker blue :S
>>153297237This
SLIND DED
We're a biathlon nation anyways. Never cared about langrenn
FRIDA FRIDA FRIDA FRIDA!! ORANGE WOMAN GOOD!
The Digging starts now
GO GO GO GO GO
>back from lunch>Jessie is 1:30 back already
yeah it's a swedish 1-2
honestly happy with bronze for our women, good job
Gluebros
Slind is done Ebba is my only hope now
>slind deadchance for jonna
>didn't see the attackGreat broadcast
Can Jonna catch up with Slind?
would johaug win if she competed today?
Are you familiar with the expression, "pest eller kolera?"
It's Øver
Ebba doesn’t deserve a win here, Frida did all the heavy lifting
Astrid Hure Blind
>>153297288Why would any body go for frida over beautiful and autistic ebberz
>>153297311probablyalso she's younger than slind you know
>>153297307>15 seconds behind group 2No, I don't think so.
Nevermind Jonna ded
Fuck it KÄLIN GO FOR BRONZE
Based heidi gonna get bronze
>>153297330Cause she doesn’t slurp, it often ends with her hitting the wall but atleast she goes for it
EBBA GANGEBBA GANGEBBA GANG
GO HEIDI GO
bitch frida
COMPLETE SKINNY STACY VICTORYAUTISTIC GOBLIN BTFO
Fragility allegations beaten
>>153297254Wrong side of Italy
Frida Kollaps at 18 km
Kaelin looks so relaxed. Great form
Slind eaten alive
>>153297387Needless to say Frida is hungry
>>153297387hot
FRIDARIDA
Look at her go
this could not have gone any worse
>>153297380>>153297387speaking of eating...
Can Heidi get a 3'rd
Some further schedule for next thread:>Mon 09.02.10.30 Alpine Skiing - M Team Combined Downhill14.00 Alpine Skiing - M Team Combined Slalom19.00 Ski Jumping - HS104>Tue 10.02.09.15 Cross-Country Skiing - W+M Sprint Qualification Classic10.30 Alpine Skiing - W Team Combined Downhill11.45 Cross-Country Skiing - W+M Sprint Final Classic13.30 Biathlon - M 20km Individual 14.00 Alpine Skiing - W Team Combined Slalom
Why is that only norwegians, swedes and russians are capable of skiing?
>sexiest bitch winsWas he right all along?
>astrid age 37>weng age 34where are our youngins?
>>153297254retard
>>153297419you can make it
>>153297433Believe in Milla
>>153297433Put me in Coach!
>>153297427>sexiest bitch winsWas he right all along?
WENG TEMPO
This is the first time Frida gone into an international championship completely uninjured
New>>153297465>>153297465>>153297465>>153297465
>>153297472go away touristwe never do it midrace
>>153297472kys
>>153297433>where are our youngins?claimed by biathlon?
FRIGIDA
>>153297472retard
>>153297472Holy fuck do you have brain damage?
i hate austrians so god damn much
make real new when its over
Do you have to end the race if you get lapped?
>>153297472>muh tourismB A S E D/biathlon/ is back
What the issue with going with biathlon? People really can't handle questions for 2 weeks?
>getting baited by a jt thread
Why was Frida so shit 4 years ago?
>>153297523JT is German
VÄRLDENS BÄSTA KARLSSON
>>153297525Too cold for skeletons, also worse competition
>>153297525Severe lack of LaVita
Aww yiss!
>>153297525Shitty poluted chinese air and snow.
>>153297522We should go with biathlon, having tourists every four years is fine.
Bros, where ist Fotzler-Dotzler or whatever she was meme-called? Coping boomer commentator said we have a solid chance of a surprise medal here.
>>153297522>>153297544cucks
4. Heidi
>>153297525stricter dopage testing
>weng makes a wrong turn>finnish bronzecalling it
G U L D E X T R A
>>153297522I don't mind people asking questions. I do mind every fucking poltard, general /sp/ idiot, paedophile and bottom feeder crowding in and ruining the damn threads.
>>153297547Coletta is our biggest asset
MIGRATE >>153297465>>153297465>>153297465
>>153297481>>153297484>>153297493>>153297496>>153297507it's the olympics, retards. you're second class citizens now, your cute little traditions do NOT matter.
I can't take Frida's crying, whiny face for the rest of the day
>>153297581Fuck u
>>153297522see >>153291486>>153291486
>>153297551You are gay if you can't handle two weeks of newfags. What is there to gatekeep? People who want to watch and discuss sports with you on the sports board?
>thread derailed mid race
>>153297619>eople who want to watch and discuss sports with you on the sports board?no. american faggots and literal retards.see >>153297616 and >>153297577 and then kill yourself
1 min lmao.. fridawinslol
>>153297619Muh secret club tho
If Frida actually retires after the next season she's beyond retarded
She's smiling now ;)
>>153297627Yeah you are a faggot alright
I remembered another winter olympics where one racer dominated another so grimly.Sympathy for Ebba
I don't like this
flagkino
F R I D ARIDA
GULDEXTRA! GULDFRIDA! What a fucking race
ICONIC FRIDA GULDEXTRA
I likke this!
Poor ebber but we got silver at least Now move >>153297465>>153297465
Pekka, you can name the thread the way you want but I'm not going into the tourist austrian thread
>>153297681kys
Thank you based Heidi
>>153297681Fuck off bich
stopthecount
that's our girl!
GULD-EXTRA
GULDEXTRA!
Grim podium.
Not even tired. I'm getting therese vibes
BRONZEEXTRA
Absolute cinema
>shiggy diggins
Jessie Top 10!
>+2.20 for JESSIEGrim>>153297710Lips looked very wet
>+2:21.1
Real new>>153297465>>153297465>>153297465
Lick Weng
Sneed
Based Heidi Metalist!!
>>153297735fuck off
Do these races award WC points?
>>153297719Do other countries' journalists put YEEEEES and NOOOOO in their newspaper headlines?
>>153297735What's wrong with this guy?
>>153297719KROSSEXTRA
Weng look skinny or is the suits
>>153297759No
>>153297755no
Hennig-Fotzler btfo
>diggins already up and being a mom to the otherswholesome!
>>153297755No.
>>153297760I'm a woman
Why are norwegian female skiiers all 35+? Did Norwegian women decide to stop doing this sport?
That's all we get these days.
>>153297760he's chuting tourists into the containment threadvery based
>>153297787Lack of a strong mother figure
Who ist Rucka-Michalik and why did she start over Riley Reid?
>>153297792Oh, it's the 'gets caught by Jonna' woman
>>153297787They're all doing cattle duty for next klaebo
Kindly go into the /biathlon/ thread or I will go and invite the all the americans into your new secret thread
activate calle
>>153297792fucking anti-coomer rules
has to be a swede
>>153297835kindly invite yourself back to yliforum
>>153297787Girls are too busy with real life stuff than focusing on sports these days, no heart. Also apparently body issues are more serious than ever with young female skiers.
>>153297872utter woke nonsense
>>153297868No thanks, that place had been unusable for years
>>153297782Jessie a cute :3
>>153297899best girl, sadly bullied and abused by the EVIL swedes
BÄST NÄR DET GÄLLER
We'll get them next time!
>>153297787Simpson Larsen is 28Myhrvold is 27Drivenes is 26Tank is 26Sanness is 25Fosnæs is 25Grøtting is 24Aabrekk is 23Milla is 20All of those have been Top 10 in the World Cup in the past year
>>153297465
>>153297934>>153297934>>153297934>>153297934
>>153297913>EVIL swedesMaybe Stacy Karlsson. But don't lump my autismfu Ebba and genuine sympathetic athlette Jonna with her.
>>153297999none of them beat fat jojo to death, so they are evil
>>153297933>>153297944I'm too gay for this shit, wake me up when we have settled on a thread
>>153298152we have
