Previous thread>>153295477Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleNBA JAM Big Head Mode EditionWho you picking for 2 on 2 basketballGioachino Rossini, Giacomo Puccini, or Giuseppe Verdi?
>>153300194Made a Webm Tutorial video, its easy and non tech savvy people can do it. After setup, it takes 20 seconds and a few clicks to make a WebmThe more people on /sp/ making webms the better.>download, install OBS and WebmForLazys>start OBS open settings menu>Video settings, choose video size (output will be webm size)>Output settings, recording tab, choose your folder to save videos, recording format MKV>replay buffer tab, Enable replay buffer>close settings>open stream in firefox (any browser with picture in picture), click on the PiP button, video pops out as its own window >right click in sources box, add source>window capture, choose "firefox picture in picture" in the drop down>video now shows OBS>click Start Replay Buffer>resize picture in picture stream to the size you want to watch on desktop>black box in OBS is your final video output, what you see is what you get.>resize OBS picture, drag red bars till it clicks into place and matchesNote, some companies like NBC block recording, if you get a black screen google how to "Turn Off Hardware Acceleration" in your browser.OBS is done and actively recording 30 seconds on loop.Watch something you want a Webm of, press the Save Replay button to the right of the replay buffer buttonThe last 30 seconds is immediately saved to your chosen folder>open webmconverter>click browse for input file (folder chosen in OBS), choose the replay>processing tab, click Trim>drag slider to the start of your webm, press Set Start button, drag to end press Set End, click confirm>encoding tab, choose mode Constant>size limit, choose 3.95, enable high quality modeClick convert button, you have a webm that is upload ready for /sp/ in your folderSo add video source at the start of a stream, turn on buffer. Start watching, see something cool, click save replay, import, trim, and press convert. WA LA its done!https://obsproject.com/https://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/
JD Vance is a couch-fucking grifter
>>153300318Olympic Village fucking
>>153300318What does that mean
>>153300318Slava Greenlandi!
The only thing going on is Speed Skating (and a blowout hockey game)Where is Apollo Ono?
>>153300377it means a tranny came here from reddit to poast
>>153300377You know what it means. Dont play dumb like the other anons
Womens Speed Skating thread>>153299624>>153299624>>153299624
Why haven't the Italian government deported Vance, his pajeet wife, and ICE out of their country?
>>153300434Because they are there legally, unlike your Haitian slave labor and Somalian pets.
We lost again blackbros...
>>153300318Nobody is denying that. But he somehow got a biopic directed by Ron Howard, so in essence he's like if Michael Bluth were our Vice President.
>>153300434>and ICE out of their country?how would they be able to have the games if they did that?
>>153300377It means that hes a self-documented couch fucker. He fucks couches. Also he has no real political views, he just sucks on upwards
>>153300464>>153300402do you get paid for these posts or you do it for free?
>>153300492don't knock it until you've tried it
>>153300492Ive genuinely never heard this term before
>>153300402Im not a tranny, hun
>>153300502>>153300552How do you decide which one of you posts what?
>>153300535Its a JD vance meme
>>153300402Why are you fags always thinking about cocks?this thread is for sports migger
>>153300535Grifter?
>>153300502funny how you have no issue with the people who actually start the off-topic discussion
>>153300574Because he's clearly one of them.
>>153300566Its all me
>>153300574international banter that touches politics is a normal thing on /sp/, especially in events like thesegoing to sports board to brown-nose a certified sharter isn't
>>153300470lucky fuck
>>153300626What does seething about ICE have to do with anything? Is deporting illegal aliens a sport?
>Milan is actually void of tourists and tickets and hotels aren't even sold outholy shit what a disaster greedy cunt northeners you deserve this
Always forget how few sports there is compared to summer. At least you don't have to choose between one or another sport for the most part
>>153300695Raised the prices so no one could attend?
>Reddit got rid of the Olympics gooning subGrim. We're hunted men.
>win gold before the opening ceremonyif you were an athlete would you be ok with this? It's like the while event is over before it even began
>>153300230>watching on a computer instead of my big ass tvno thanks fag
>>153300768>he doesnt have 4 or 5 streams open at onceLook at this plebian
Why do the commentators glaze american athletes so hard for thier scores to be laughable compared to the competition? Is ICE holding them hostage at slop style?
>>153300764Anon that was yesterday already. I think hanging around the village would be comfy if your job's done but if you have to leave immediately that sucks.
>>153300764?opening ceremony was yesterdaythe first medal event was today in the morning (men's alpine downhill)
>>153300800how do I watch other events without paying peacuck
>>153300825Use your VPN to watch CBC or BBC, or use illegal streams
>>153300800but I just watched 4 curling matches on one tv and slopestyle on the other at the same time. I can bring out a third tv if necessary
>>153300808I'll reply since it's funny that someone is paying you pennies for this and you're accepting the payment.
>>153300825Literally use Google. How are you this stupid.
>>153300764>Spend the entire event sexingCould be kino.
>Peacock just switched speed skating to women's hockeyI don't want to see this shit
Why does NBC multiview have a separate announcer? Bizarre.
>>153300816>>153300821I swear I heard someone won gold yesterday before the ceremony.nevermind then
>>153300712obviously
>>153300880They are reicing
>>153300884Multi view doesnt, Gold Zone does. There is a difference
>>153300895There were prelims for a couple days already. Could just be retards on their usual itsover posting.
>>153300868Imagine thinking someone is a shill because they hate how shitty NBC coverage has always been. And how they always over hype and sell some shitty american. Fuck your self migger troon
>>153300880Open the actual speed skating stream, im watching a shot of the ice while 90s dance music is playing.
NBC/Peacock has always been shit. Only showing what THEY want you to see.
>>153300808>Is ICE holding them hostage at slop style?when you say things like this you sound kind of crazy
>>153300952More like 60s
>>153300880They're on a break right now so it's just a DJ trying to get the crowd to sing
Rate my set up, /sp/
How do they create so much ice for the entire olympics?
USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!
>>153301014Cute thigh I'd like to rest on it
>>153301014nice dong
>>153301014Did you just flash us with your tip?
>>153301014where's the fleshlight?
>>153301014par for the course
>>153301014based
>>153301014Why is there toilet paper on the windowsill.
>>153301014Typical slobhut from a mutt.
>>153300925No, the multi sport multi view now has a lady doing commentary for the primary window that is different from the click through.
>>153301014That was me at 19, if you're around that age... 7/10 need more wall shit and homey stuff
>>153301014Get a TV stand for fucks sake
>>153301014Looks small for 50"
>>153301014>dick imprint on steam deck
>>153300808>why are American commentators hyping up the American athletes?! le ICE?touch grass
>NBC is going to cut away Winter Olympic coverage for the fucking Super Bowl.
>>153301199Nothing will be live at that time.
>>153301199why does the Nigger Broadcasting Company get literally everything
There is gonna be some luging soon >:D
>>153301223They paid more for it.
>>153301199the superbowl starts at 1am spaghetti time retard
>>153301223wtf there's no way NBC actually means that
Mens luge starting nowNo thread?
>>153301249Of course not. It means Nothing But Coons.
Someone make a Luge thread, I cant make anymore
>>153301111Ran out of kleenex
>>153301275No one cares about lose or sorry luge
>>153301331What a bunch of lugers amirite
>>153301331Someone died luging at the olympics, its great
i tried luging down a little local track when i was a kid. i flew over the edge of it and fell down a snow bank, it was pretty sick
>>153301111he shits out the window
I haven't been here since the last Olympics; wtf is this caption shit. I gotta do this for every single post?
>>153301413The more you do it the easier it gets. Yes its shit
>>153301331It's not that much to look at until someone crashes and it's wild
>giving it all in the qualifiersuhh..based??
Luge thread>>153301378>>153301378>>153301378
>>153301375A Georgian guy did something like that in Vancouver 2010.
>>153301496>paywalledit's over.
>>153301249Nothing But Commercials.
the future is gay and lame but fpv drones on all these sports is pretty cool
>>153301571olympicstreams coNothing is paywalled
>main event of multiview goes to commercial>the entire stream goes to commercialI FUCKING HATE PEACOCK
Milano e Cortina oh oh oh oh oh
>>153301666Only the best from nbc
Someone post the medal count
>>153301808Italy just took the lead with speedskating gold
>no a single medal for USAmerica bros, should we be worried?
>>153302011cute
>>153302011Can't wait to watch him in the 2046 Special Olympics.
>Gudoes she even speak Chinese?
>>153302065No they just paid her more.
>>153302034lmfao
gu for you
>>153300470This isn't really shocking, I can't imagine there are many blacks in Spain
Man the downhill skiing is actually insane how fast they're going and how much air they get.
>>153302120If she dated me, I can turn her back into an American patriot.
>>153301979Don't most American medals come from snowboarding?
So...which sport requires bigger balls: Luge or Skeleton?
>>153302028
>>153301883+new OR
I have miles to burn so I can go to milan for free, but holy shit these ticket prices.I mean watching biathlon for 400 euros? I can do it for free at home
>>153301979>Incoming 100% tariffs
>>153302190Luge goes balls first, so heavy balls are an advantage
TIME FOR SKI JUMP
Ski Jump is Live
You mean Prevc gold?
>dong binghehehehe
>>153301014Do you drink vodka out of a dogbowl?
How can a girl inject her penis to cheat?
ahh the traitor Gu
>>153302011shaken baby syndrome incoming
luge is hard af i cant cap
What the fuck are "wind points"? You're scored on WIND now?
>>153302356how do you train for that
>>153301014fuck dude you are living in filth and squalor
who /luge/ here
>>153302331girls can have a penis
>>153302367yes, its basically compensation
>>153302270>>153302293Post thread
it's bullshit that they banned smoking in the olympics
>>153302293where do they measure for the distance? I see them landing on the green line but have no idea if those jumps are further or not
i wish i got points for breaking wind
Those fucking drones are making such a weird sounds. I cant believe it that poeple were mad about vuvuzellas and they are okay with this. Every sport is VRRRRRRRRRRRRR now
>>153302331They just get aroused and full puffy for measurements. When it comes time to jump they stick some ice in there to tighten everything up.Free extra 5metres.
>>153302434Sounds like War of the Worlds
/pol/a
just tuning in this morning. what replays do I watch, and any good events on now?
remember when the georgian guy was doing the luge and bumped his head and died
>>153302432Is it against the rules to fart on take-off for extra boost? How would they even enforce that? Sniff test before and after?
>>153302500lollobrigida just made the new 3000 meter speed skating olympic record
>>153302512why are you leafs always so weird
this is all over the place why cant snow niggers organize anything ever? 30 different thread for every event which is currently not even on
Ski Jump thread>>153302552>>153302552>>153302552
>>153302525and she's a hag and those are her last olympicsgood for her
there are too many sports on rn. I don’t even kno what to watch
>>153302546how is that weird
>>153302434>John Rahm rage intensifies
>>153302500downhill was kinoUSA-GB in curling was also very entertaining>>153302512i remember the guy flying the fuck out of the track in vancouver and smashing against a cement pillar
>>153302562STOP MAKING MORE THREADS
>>153302546we're based, actually
>>153302567>there are too many sports on rnThere is Ski Jump, and one Hockey game.Thats it my guy, check the schedule and it shows whats actually Live.https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule
HOW DID SHE DO THAT?
>>153302525>>153302565nice. congrats italian anon
will the norwegians win four straight?
>>153302603NoEvery event has to have a thread.Right now there isnt much going on, but when we get a few days into it, there will be 4-5 events going at once. The general is for fucking around and letting people know what and when is live
>>153302638Is this list overall medals or just gold?
>>153302379U jelly?
>>153302684It's golds, with silvers then bronze acting as tiebreakers.
>>153302720Millhouse's dad moment
>>153302638There are few to none niggers to kneel for at the different venues which hampers performance for American and Canadian athletes, desu it's not even fair for you guys
>>153302434Made slop style literally unwatchable
>>153302720looks like a shared kitchen in an office
>>153302759Leave us out of it. Basically all our winter athletes are white.
>>153301979No trump will tariff the countries and they will give him the medals. Making him the most medals athlete of all time. Everyone knows he is the best athlete, all are saying it.
>>153302787Welcome to modern architecture
What are we watching
>>153302428The Jew doesn't want you to smoke which is exactly why I smoke cigars regularly.
>>153302843Slopstyle
>>153302011>>153302355he was shaken some more
>>153302865Get that kid some Tylenol stat
>>153302828as he should. Reading all the negative comments about the US at the Olympics on xitter has got my patriotic blood boiling.
>>153302865lmao he's lovin all of it
just as I thought not even one interesting .webm after day 1.winter olympics fucking sucks.
I've had it with the drones already. Bring back the skiing camera men.
why is Gu so popular? I get she’s hot but you would think she was an American athlete with how much coverage she gets at NBC
>>153302865Cheeky tit grab there
>>153302865>>153302011He's like 2+ years. There's no problem handling him like that
>>153302946https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eileen_Gu#Sponsorships,_endorsements,_and_modeling_career
Look at this crazy jump (from glorious nippon of course)
>>153302946American media really wants to convince you that she's American. They don't want you to notice that the children of immigrants will identify with their parents home country 95% of the time no matter how much America invests in them.
>>153302843Ski jump
Why is basketball, a sport played during the winter, don’t considered a winter Olympic eventIt’s not like they’re playing outside during the summer
>>153302979Kek
>>153302895Good stay mad cuck
>>153302979'ERE THE RED SUN RISES
>>153303005Black people dont go outside if they aren't buying Crack in the winter
biggest fall from grace? Throwing it all away because you want to be a whore and marry Jake Paul
>>153303031i guess we will see, she hasn't competed yet has she
I DREAMA DA PASTA
>>153302979GRIIFFIIIIIIITTHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>153303005Winter Olympics are the white Olympics
>>153303020>stay mad cucksays the cuck booing his own country because he doesn’t like the current admin. 3 more years btw
>>153303043sovlful moment
>>153302993Remember when Naomi Osaka stated that she didn’t identify as American?
>>153303010>RussiaWho's gonna tell him?
Are Italians the only ones who embrace stereotypes
There's not enough furry art for Italy's mascot.
>>153302131But have there been many Spains in that black?
>>153303066
>>153303031>want to be a whoreshe always was desu
>>153302993i feel like this is something boomers and gen x do not understand but younger very much do because we've been around these people much more than they have. If anything 2nd generation immigrants associate more with their home country, 1st generation left for a reason but the 2nd idealize it. >>153303062she doesnt even speak Japanese iirc
>grancagnolo competes for Germany>Felderer competes for Italymad sport this luge thing ay
>>153303116But what team is cannoli spaghetti on
>>153303068mamma mia, pizza pasta e fagioli
>>153303105I think it has something to do with 2nd generation kids wanting to be “unique” so they identify with a country they have no social connection to aside from their family to give themselves a “personality”. Chicanos are the biggest offenders of this, most of them don’t even speak Spanish
>>153303068>love food>love family>loud and outgoingwhy wouldn't we
>>153303140I agree, luigi>>153303163My stepdad is like fourth generation Mexican and did the pilgrimage walk to Mexico city as a younger stoner and doesn't speak Spanish. The rest of the family has no accent whatsoever and everyone thinks they're italian
>>153303099Will beautiful women ever be able to overcome their curse?I swear to god if a hot woman ever won the nobel she would still end up posting thirst traps on social media.
euroboys...
How do we fix Luge?
>>153303239Just part of being a woman and attracting a mate. I just see it as an Attenborough doc when I see women acting likes whores
>>153303068They elected a guy named Mozzarella president
>wake up>nothing is onwhat the fuck
FISCHNALLER
>>153303259what an unholy combination
>>153303236The funny thing is, when Italian Americans actually go to Italy, no one in Italy considers them Italian or sees them as such, they just see another American tourist.
>>153303276luge is on
damn, based unc Fischnaller
>>153303216Have you ever seen the Twilight Zone episode The Shelter?Its about only one person in town having a fallout shelter and a nuclear war breaks out. The episode is about who gets in and who doesnt.Spoiler alert, the Italian doesnt get in because hes a minority and americans hated Italians. I know that was like a thing in the 1800s, its hilarious to see it in actual media (even it its 75 years old)
>>153303272He wasn't really elected, as in we can't even elect our own PM or President.
>>153303239She's honestly not even all that, whores like her are a dime a dozen in shitholes like Miami or LA. The only thing she has that makes her unique is being a world class athlete and now she's burning that bridge. Like all whores she'll hit the wall eventually and either become another washed up socialite or start an OF if Paul doesn't keep her around.
>>153303276curling
>>153303289that's because Italians were ruthlessly integrated, as were Germans, Irish, etc. But we don't really do that anymore, we tell these ethnics taht it is ok to live in enclaves, speak your language, maintain the ways of your home country, have an ethnic grievance towards the country you live in now, and then what do you get? Quality Learing Center..
>>153303296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vonb2Hir7Oocuts both ways, being italian can save you from African warlords
What does 'power play' mean? I saw it pop up in the curling as well.
>>153303296yeah, we're very aware of how things were in the US for italiansSacco and Vanzetti are national martyrsbut things now are different, the perception of italians is more or less positive anywhere in the worldgod knows why, desu
>>153303259
>>153303334The team that doesn't have the power play has a penalty where they have one less player on the ice
>>153303331lel
What do Italians think of the German Italian dudes and what do the Germans think of the German Italian dudes
>>153303334curling power play is just a meme where the preplaced stones are moved to the side instead of the center
>>153303334in curling, it's an end where you can move the preset stones to the sideeach team can use it once a weekin hockey i think it's when a team has more men on the ice?
>>153303354As in, 'I declare a power play, get off the ice, you' thing, or 'Goofus is in the sin bin, a power play is in effect for Gallant's team' thing?
>>153303310You can't elect mozzarella? Is parmesan just more charismatic?
>>153303340The mafia is cool, and your food is good. Also Joe Rogan told me to go to Italy to get Florentine steak, I want to do it.
>>153303386sin bin
>>153302979that's racist against red skinstheir culture isn't your outfit you disgusting jap
Luge seems incredibly fun, how dangerous is it for somebody completely untrained to slide down of those tracks? also what kid wakes up one day and says “I want to be the best Luger in the world!”
>>153303340>god knows why, desuLiterally all Mario
>>153303366italians range from annoyed to pissed off (depending on how nationalistic they are) that they refuse to learn italian and assimilate into italian culture, but like to stay in italy for the tax cuts
>>153303417Thank you.
is luge a sport for fat guys
>>153303312>>153303266I guess it's just frustrating. It's all so wasted.
>>153303451at some point the extra weight will make you less aerodynamic
>>153303433The real question is what kid wakes up one day and says “I want to be the best doubles Luger in the world!”
Welcome to Donald Trump's America.
>>153303511… ice joke
>>153303433I mean if professionals can fly of the track and die, I'd say it's pretty dangerous for someone that knows nothing.
Fuck these ingrateshttps://nypost.com/2026/02/07/sports/team-usa-skiers-spark-olympic-boycott-calls-after-saying-they-have-mixed-emotions-about-representing-america/
>>153303511maybe he should abolish ice
>>153303407for me it's prosciutto e meloni
Boy they move very fast in this luge thing
>>153303536Why get mad at the athletes and not the journaloids axing these questions
>>153303433Its just a Midwestern pastime turned into sport
FUCK VISALET ME WATCH LUGE FFS
>>153303511Hockey and Snowboarding is the only gold I care about.
>>153303536does representation equal endorsement? The Post investigates
>>153302720Walmart sells cum now?
Someone get that blonde qt they just showed on the men's luge
>>153303555I like luging as it's basically 'what if tobogganing, only instead of a hill you slide down a few times we built a Hot Wheels track for it instead'. like it's the kind of sport you get by putting seven-year-olds in charge
>>153303589
>>153303511Riggitini is in already wow
>>153303600
>>153303536honestly seeing the couch shagger in the delegation for my country would dampen my enthusiasm too
>>153303536all that seethe in the commentskekekek
>>153303536I hate that just loving your country means you support whatever current admin. Kamala could be president and I would still proudly wear the Stars and Stripes if given the opportunity. Modern politics is so fucking gay
>>1533030583 more years until you admit you worship a pedophile? Fucking faggot
>>153303609I was already cooking it lel, not much going on worth clipping really
I hate these fpv drones in every event
>>153303552I have an intense amount of respect for men who rock speedos/briefs
>>153303569The US is expected to be fighting for bronze in hockey
>>153303536Fuck miggers and fuck trump World hates all of you.
>>153303648har har har
>>153303626Democrats only like America when they get to fill it with non-Americans.
MAX MAX SUPER SUPER MAX MAX
So is the "track" for the luge standardized? It's pretty feckin' big.
>>153303626Politics has always been shit and gay. Just you guys made if popular to make it everyones entire life, and spam it in the media.
>>153303665No. And there are fewer than 20 in the world.
>>153303665I think it's built to a set length, and they have a few practice goes earlier in the day so they can get used to the course layout
>>153303626that's probably cause you'd be fairly sure she wasn't trying to start a dictatorship with a private militia
>>153303536Why Americans politicise eveything? You aren't fucking politicians so just shut the fuck up and win medals or fuck off
get this chud off my screen
>>153303536>Hunter Hess ignited the firestorm Friday after telling reporters that wearing the American flag doesn’t mean he backs everything “going on” in the US.What a nothing burger you don’t need to agree with everything your government does anyway.
>Norovirus Is Ripping Through Hockey Teams at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Causing Scheduling Issues>Team Finland and Team Switzerland have had players affected by norovirus
>>153303698>t.
>>153303685Does that mean the Winter Olympics could only ever be in Country that has at least one of these 20?
>>153303730They shouldnt have eaten the food prepared by team india
Perkele, we are lost badly to the Americans in hockey
>>153300194USA ISR USA ISR USA ISR MIGA!
>>153303610You literally believe anything your computer shows you. Your mind is owned by propaganda. You'd be speaking Chinese now without us protecting and bankrolling you. Go eat ravioli. What is Italian culture now? The artists, the cuisine, the cars, the bikes - it's all in the past. You're an embarrassment. >>153303626HE is the problem, not politics. He could've agree with you and said nothing, representing everyone regardless of their politics. He chose to make a biased statement.>>153303655It's a badge of honor to be hated by globalist nations. You'd be crying in fear and oppression now if it weren't for our economic and military might.Go US Olympics team (except for the jerks)!
>>153303685Then how do they train during the year?
>>153303738yes, or they'd have to build onei think the chinese and koreans built them brand new for the olympics
>>153303698Nice bait
>>153303763>You literally believe anything your computer shows you. Your mind is owned by propaganda.
Based individual athlete R. Repilov
>>153303579Walmart only sells cum
Its curling time! (and the curling thread is at the post limit)
so USA cant even score to an empty net? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>>153303730Stop have Olympic orgies.
>>153303764there’s like one or two huge indoor tracks I think
Why do we suck at luge? Lol
>>153303764they go down the stairs on baking sheets a few times
>>153303776yeah, thanksand it worked, look at this moron >>153303763
>>153303801Zoomers need to stop eating ass, its really bad for you (not to mention gross)
Oh no, the Yank is too fat to fit down the lane!
Why isn't there live online coverage for every event? It's fucking 2026!
>>153303730Neither of those teams could compete with north america
>>153303837too fat
we're not going to win any medals except in hockey, aren't we? god we suck
>>153303738Not exactly. I think Japan built a temporary one for the Nagano Olympics. The number of countries that can host winter Olympics is already pretty small though.
>>153303837
>>153303853You just had to be there man...
>>153303838Thats pretty much how winter sports training in places without snow or mountains work
>>153303853Too white
>>153303846Why did God make it taste delish, then?
why do we suck so bad, we have great mountains and cold weather just like yurp
>>153303849
>>153303859Look at these guys. They all have guts.
nipbros...
>i will never lick the bimzelx blonde's sweaty pitswhy even live
>>153303893Never eaten ass. What makes it better than pussy?
>>153303916Nothing, those are worms in his brain talking
>>153303536This is only going to get worst leading up to LA 2028.
>>153303916nastier, not wet, can feel the ring expanding around your tongue as it pushes in
>>153303916You must love stale fish, then.
>>153303908yeah, but there's a limityou're too fat and you go overboard
>>153303916It isn't. You are dealing with a degenerate.
>>153303916He's lying, or he's never actually done it. Pussy has a taste, ass doesn't. Just tastes like licking skin.
For any that heard loud "pops" on the broadcast just now, the American athlete has been humanely put down for his track failure via the customary seventeen rifle rounds to the torso and groin.
>>153303916The poop
I like eating pussy but my tongue will never go near an asshole
>he doesn't enjoy the taste and smell of vaginacouldn't be lower T
(wise sensei voice) curling is cricket for Canadians
>>153303898
>gold zone octobox/redzone/ bros, we are so back
>>153303916"taboo" that currently is accepted by society to break
>>153303965The bum hole is right next to it buddy
>>153303965>>153303969When you think about it, it's only based if she's a virgin otherwise you are literally tasting some other guy's residual spunk thinking it tastes good
>>153303955kek
damn, the romanian luge uniform is kino
>>153303992>literally tasting some other guy's residual spunk thinking it tastes goodit does
>>153303992>thinking about other men's cum when he goes down on a womanthat's a you problem buddy
so are females up next
North American bros what are we gonna do for this olympics?>Wake up>70% of events are finished for the day>all that remains is "primetime" recaps
>>153304005Got that "arms torn off by the power of his luging but still hanging on with brave sinews" aesthetic going
>>153303992If you kiss her you’re basically kissing her dad’s cum
Veering off the pussy and eating a bit of ass and slipping a finger in her bum during doggy are classic power moves that let her know you're not a little bitch and that you expect her to be a bit nasty for you.
>>153304056I'm going on vacation to the west coast to watch this 3 hours earlier.
>>153304056probably play STALKER or NHL while it’s still freezing to maximize the comfy
>>153304075That's jeet logic for you.
>>153304056>he didnt change his sleep scheduleIm waking up at 2am, going to back at 6pm
>>153304023It really doesn't matter whether you think about it or not, DNA doesn't vanish because you want it to but thank you for your concession I guess at least this anon >>153304013 saw my point and rolled with it>>153304075kek
Curling is on, watch USA kill the south koreans>>153288108>>153288108>>153288108
>>153304005Looks like they made it out of a gypsy's wagon canvas
bros why does ski jumping also need a style score?
so basically the only events right now are curling, luge, and speed jump? When does figure skating start?
Bros I think I have the physique to do men's luge. All these guys are chubby like me>>153304056I get up at 5am and start drinking at 12
>>153304146check your DMs
>>153300230Very based, doing God's work anon
>>153304146Yesterday
seyfart?
>>153300768I'm betting (YOU) don't mute the commercials when they come on your tv.
>>153304173>>153304173>>153304173men's snowboard big air final
>>153300230Will try this later, cheers
>>153304128Can't, to busy watching italian poosi
who is this blonde figure skater just skating around? i want to sniff her hiney
>>153304266>As soon as you said that she left
>>153303433its literally a daredevil stunt restricted to featherweight people who cant die as easily as others
>>153303992I know you don't wash your genitals but women do ftr
>>153304056Dude what? I woke up at 9am and I've been able to watch 7 different events so far. Freestyle skiing, Hockey, Curling Speed skating, Luge, Ski jumping. Big air Snowboard just started, and team figure skating coming up as well as more hockey and curling. Quit being a loser and wake up in the morning.
>>153304146Big air final for mens snowboard just started
>>153304295I don't need to wash. I don't have other guys nutting in me all the time.
>tfw no korean curling gfwhy even live
>>153303738>>153303867Part of why Utah's getting the winter olympics again is because they didn't tear down everything afterwards
>>153304286wasn't so bad watching her walk away
Which country is going to introduce Ice Breaking? We can't let breaking never appear again.
>>153304146>so basically the only events right now are curling, luge, and speed jump? When does figure skating start?snowboard big air ffinals is on
>>153304295Women actually don't at least not as much as you would think, hence why they go on and on about discharge as a cope. I didn't even know women could get smegma until a few years ago.>t. have multiple sisters and have many women in my family
>>153304347This man is NOT a JAV connoisseur, clearly
>>153304345
Snowboard is so fucking stupid, an insult to the Olympics truly
>>153304382did she ever make a statement or say anything about this whole situation, and how she fucked her country over
>>153304430Same as skateboarding.
>Gold Zone has curling at all four edges of the screenAesthetic
>the event has judges
Ski Jumping finals, Mens big air finals, Luge singles. I only have two monitors bros. I need two more to watch them all and still comment. This is a problem
>>153304454The most autistic of all games.
>>153304477mobile
Watched men's luge, damn Langenhan is goated. Also that shit is dangerousAnyway dubs and I shave my legs and pose tmr
>>153304430Ironic you post this, directly under the breakdancing webm
>game is full of plot twists
tourist herewhy do you have so easy captchas on this board
>>153304298I woke up at 9am too, bro. Pacific time.
what's everyone watching?
>>153304532How else are we supposed to shitpost quickly?
>>153304544the good stuff
>>153304535So wake up at 6 then
>>153304549I am on v tv trv int and b and its always stars with 5 or 4 spikes for 4 or 5 rounds it makes me crazy
>>153304544Mens snowboard big jump is a Medal event
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153304580we're just built different i guess
>>153304544>>153304477
the olympics are so cutei like seeing everyone happy
do i have to download peacock for this bullshit now?
>>153304544All 4 curling matches at once
>>153304627Dunno, here there is clarosports streaming freely on youtube
>>153304627No, use CBC
>>153304544Love me some snowboard big air
>>153304627NBC will show a time-lapsed abridged version of the day's events later on tonight.
asians look dope in snowboard gear
>>153304056im pst and i am just not watching other than mens hockeywinter olympics suck dick and have inconvenienced my nhl season watching
Americbros, which do all of our figure skaters have such bizarre names?
so how do you learn to do that shit with snowboard without killing yourself?
>>153304680Fuck, I mean WHY
>>153304687fall into a pool of water
>>153304627You're supposed to watch it at a bar and be on your phone the entire time like I am right now
>>153304627If you buy peacock, do NOT buy the $16 ad free version. Read the fine print, events and live sports still have ads. Just buy the $10.99 version.
>>153304597Shut up faggot
>>153304722>watch it at a barbut i already have gummies and scotch in my pantry
>>153304446Didn't she just cry over it?
>>153304680They are all from a certain banned country.
>>153304732They got fucking greedy. 2024 was only $8 for the month.
>>153304075TRVKE
>>153304446Yeah she said "thanks for the money, suckers"
>>153304722I did that last time in summer and the waiter told me that I should speak to girls instead of staring at the mobile
Also I can't wait for the five people representing my country to not win a single medal :D
>>153304752Yeah, and the ad free tier got rid of all olympic ads, which is why I bought it this year. They fine printed me, everything has preroll and midrolls. Its such horse shit
>>153304627https://freestreams-live1a.pk/channel-50/You're welcome :)
>>153304770How are you even real?
>>153304763He was gay so you shouldn't listen to him. If he wasn't gay he'd just keep all the girls for himself.
>>153304668You guys aren't winning it so might as well just not watch anything at all then. Roberston, Fox, Caulfield, Hutson all sitting at home. Imagine.
>>153304770>and HerzegovinaWhat happens here?
>>153304770Do you guys shit-talk with Serbia and Croatia in real time?
Why he dripped up?
>>153304797why did you guys react so gay to the canadian tears commercial?
Has peak started yet?
>>1533047224chan on your phone? That sounds terrible
>>153304810I personally don't. But I do shit-talk war criminals>>153304783Beats me...>>153304807Nothing special, Serbs are sometimes discriminated against there
I VPN'd to Canada last olympics and had no issues with CBC, but this time it keeps wanting me to sign in before I can watch anything. Is there a way around this?
>>153304763Whenever someone tells me I should be talking to girls or anything similar, I just tell them that life is gay and disappointing and I'm trying to drink myself to death here and they stop bothering me.
>>153304859They seem very small.
>>153304770Just enjoy the games mate, the medals don't matter :)
>>153304817What is the Canadian tears commercial? I don't even know what you're talking about.
>>153304860yup. cbc is trying to inflate their numbers. any email should work.
What's the advantages of wearing glitter?
>snowboard academy
>>153304860Just sign up, I did and it works fine. Pick a postal code from where your vpn is
>>153304911general effect>t. marching judge
>>153304899Checked and true, so far I am ^^
>>153304911aesthetic af
>>153304860its free, just sign up
Is it just men's figure skating today?
>>153304916>best antagonist coming through
what race is this?
Can you guys open this or it is blocked outside the country?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWKiNkWRYic
>>153304904>>153304921>>153304951Oy vey, well at least it's not just that I'm retarded
How do you get a suit you can figure skate in? All the ones I have are so stuffy and restrict movement like a motherfucker.
>>153304860I was annoyed at first but it only took a second to sign up with a burner email so whatever
>>153304968BBC did it too this year
>>153304965:/
>>153304965Not available in USA
>>153304965not available in the US either
I have a bigger ass than this
>>153305016yeah but her piss is probably much tastier
>>153305016Post pics then faggot
That ski jump looks scary as fuck. I'd be shitting my pants.
>>153304961haparacoon
>>153304797thank you youtube video essay brain
So who's the gayest of the of the figure skaters?
>>153305082I hope Ilia is I have a crush on him
I just woke up and missed everything
THERE IS TOO MUCH SPORT I CAN'T WATCH IT ALL
>>153305139NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE
Korean curling yells are kind of annoying, desu.
>>153305117you're just in time for canada coming back and defeating the gross estonians
>>153305151And americoons arent?
>>153305016why isnt there an event for best ass (female)?
>>153304902https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ppwPDvbgvZEyou didnt see it?and this is how you reactedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5-rBqLKhCLQso gay
>>153303965First time I ate pussy I didn't really get much of a reaction from my girl. Then I remembered that thing about spelling the alphabet with your tongue and tried it and she immediately started moaning like crazy. Couldn't believe how effective it was.
>>153305151The Canadian team are the worst they yap on endlessly
>>153305189it's insane how different they are. the two i managed to get last year literally couldn't have liked more opposite things
>>153305177because toxic masculinity
>>153305166gook detected ni how
>>153305249where pusy
>>153305189try the chinese alphabet next time
>>153305249>look of superiority
>>153305183lmao what, its literally a commercial produced by the US for the US. We don't get it. They're still not winning hockey. They'll be lucky to get bronze this year
>>153305189i dont eat pussy but my gf gives me blowjobs daily thoughts?
>>153305183canadian one was funnier
>>153305337>i dont eat pussyit's ok to be gay, bud
>>153305183Did they really make an entire commercial about us beating them at 4 Nations? That's cute
We got the snowboarding gold, boys.
>>153305337Are you gay or does your gf not shower?
>ski long jump finals>big air finals>men's team SP skating>US/KOR curl matchsports gooning my eyes out rn
Why is every American dressed like Evel Knievel?
>>153305337Well trannies aren't in high demand so he does what he can to keep you happy
>>153305432>trannies aren't in high demandsource?
>>153305419>why is every american dressed like the greatest americanYour H-1B is revoked.
damn you guys weren't kidding that little twink is gorgeous
>>153305337awfully nice of him
>>153305432Bro what? Republicucks in america cant get enough of them.
>>153305463>>153305546You're not fooling anyone faggots
>>153305603Dont you have some soggy peas and beans to eat Nigel
>>153305603who was i trying to fool? trannies are great in bed
>>153305638Go to bed, Jim Norton.
>>153305660Happy Birthday Jimmy
>>153305660stay insecure if you want. you'll never get better head than from a shemale
>>153305690>insecure>Arachnophobic? You must want to fuck spiders!This is why we used to execute you
When is CAN vs USA?
crazy tricks
GOLD JAPANSILVER JAPANBRONZE CHINA
>>153305788In what???
JAPAN JAPAN JAPNA JAPAN
>>153305831The only one that matters
>>153305660more of an erock guy myself
>>153300021cameraWOMEN you chud!its over for you disgusting GOONERs
>>153305831Hockey is the only sport that matters, buddy.
>>153305858Erock Jingle contest is the greatest piece of media ever madeAlso Nagel streams on twitch if you want to talk directly to himhttps://www.twitch.tv/itseriknagel
FREESTYLER
Which winter sport has the biggest bulges?
>Cucked in Snowboarding>getting thrashed in CurlingDamn, Asia is going hard on us, man.
>>153305922american not being a self-flagellating cuck challenge unattempted mode jesus christ
>>153305744i'm sure this post made sense in your tiny lil brain bud :)
>>153305835There is no scheduled match between them in hockey if that's what you're talking about. They're not in the same grouping so they won't play in prelims, and could potentially not even play eachother all tourney.
>>153305889based. does he review coke floats?
>>153305932Hope you like losing all the events lol. No athlete wants to represent the us with the shit going on.
>>153300021Ass fixation is a third world thing
>>153305960You had your penis surgically removed.
>>153305879I agree, but the guy clearly doesn't know anything about it if he doesn't know they don't have a match yet, potentially at all in the tourney.
>>153305966>le jewish map
Thats it for today, what events are on tomorrow
>>153305995women's hockey and figure skating are still yet to come, my friend
>>153305979Tue Feb 10 2:00 p.m. Hockey: Canada vs. USA - Women's Preliminary
>>153306018>>153305995Figure skating has be going for some time now.
>>153305966timmy cope map
>>153306038sorry, ice dance
>>153306018Im fine with womens hockey but I just figured that the early rounds aren't that exciting
>>153306030>women's hockeyMy buddy's 7 year old has a game later today, you wanna watch that too?
My god, I forgot how fucking gay figure skating how.
>>153305956You can't make sense of it because of all of the brain worms that you're infected with
post webm of butthurt Slovenian girl
omg can those fuckers from eurosport shut the fuck up about that bitch vonnit's all scripted you fucking retardsshe was never really hurt
>>153306125lol sure thing mohammed
>>153306125go back to your containment board
He's so dreamy
>the 2nd coming of Plushenko>gets beaten by some random japI was bamboozled by the media yet again
So when is the bunda bounce event?
>>153306393Who's gonna tell him?
>>153306393Retard
>>153306393>>153306462Mr. burger...
>>153306462>>153306535I missed it or they took it out of the olympics? Give it to me straight.
New thread>>153306547>>153306547>>153306547>>153306556They explicitly said they arent showing ass shots anymore, and during stuff like the speed skating they reframed everything from the front
>>153306556It's already happened but the cameramen have been replaced by camerawomen with explicit instructions not to show ass.
>>153306577>New threadwhat the fuck for?the previous thread is still up because this board is literally deadseek help
>>153306125>source is some homophobes from the 80slol, really grasping at straws huh
>>153306680meanwhile homosexuals from the 80s all died of GRIDS
>>153306584They aren't going to do angles like that webm but they would literally have to not show them at all to avoid the jiggle
>>153306763Yeah they're just not going to be showing them at all is all. It's genocide if you think about it.
>>153300230Good post
>>153300230Saved, thx playa
>>153306763yeah thats why they do the aerial shot so much this time zoom out or zoom in never show ass
>>153306783>>153307075They ruined both the summer and winter olympics because there appears to have been some change of policy and now they refuse to show any female body parts. It's why there are barely any webms of Paris 2024 floating around because there are literally no good shots.
>>153300535If you are a male there is a 100% chance you have stuck your penis in an inanimate object to see how it feels.
>>153309027haha yeah about that... >t. my deformed claw hand
>>153306069Does your buddy's 7 year old plays as well as Nurse, Poulin, Maurer or Maltais.
