>Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Previous:>>153304230>Sunday 8th February04:05 EST / 10:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet ANorway 3Czechia 6 04:05 EST / 10:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet BEstonia 3Korea 9 08:35 EST / 14:35 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 11 - Sheet ACanadaSweden08:35 EST / 14:35 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 11 - Sheet BGreat BritainSwitzerland08:35 EST / 14:35 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 11 - Sheet CUnited StatesEstonia08:35 EST / 14:35 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 11 - Sheet DItalyCzechia13:05 EST / 19:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 12 - Sheet AItalyGreat Britain13:05 EST / 19:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 12 - Sheet BSwedenUnited States13:05 EST / 19:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 12 - Sheet CSwitzerlandNorway13:05 EST / 19:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 12 - Sheet DCanadaKorea>Monday 9th February04:05 EST / 10:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 13 - Sheet ASwitzerlandCanada04:05 EST / 10:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 13 - Sheet BUnited StatesItaly04:05 EST / 10:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 13 - Sheet CNorwayKorea04:05 EST / 10:05 CETMixed Doubles Round Robin Session 13 - Sheet DCzechiaEstonia12:05 EST / 18:05 CETMixed Doubles Semi-final - Sheet B12:05 EST / 18:05 CETMixed Doubles Semi-final - Sheet D
Keep curlin' curlin' curlin' (WHAT?)Keep curlin' curlin' curlin' (YEAH!)
the czech guys are fucking up horribly
How do I get a cute curling gf?
>Bongs getting BTFOThought they were going undefeated?
>>153319218I used to be a curler, but I was banned from the curling club. I would throw the stone so hard I would routinely chip and break the opponents stones in half. It got so expensive I was banned.If there was another team near me I would maybe consider joining, but they would have to be on the same level as me.
>>153319249so true
>>153319263It's gona take some heavy stones
>>153319255If its an audience member fucking remove her, if its someone playing they need to deduct points for this behavior, insufferable as fuck
>>153319262The dude looks like he's physically not well
italian chuds on screen>>153319263no clue but if you find out let me know
CWABNADA
>>153319263I imagine its mostly middle aged women at the curling club and any younger ladies will immediately have a 100 offers of a partner
>>153319283Imagine sitting next to someone doing those fucking eagle screeches nonstop, fucking annoying.
>>153319263Join curling club, preferably in college. Ask cutest girl there to be your doubles partner. Treat her like your gf for 3 months or so. Done.
>>153319265Based wincest
i always imagine talking english here would be a disadvantage since everyone else speaks it as opposed to whatever euro langauge they communicate in>>153319255kek
>>153319262Poor mousefu.
Just tuning in. Canada does not look like they are doing well. Gallant looks stoned af
do you have sex with your curling partner
>7-1Good thing there are no winters in Brazil
>>153319255Please dont besmirch my mother, I brought home the gold to the USA. She carried me for 5 months, then I stayed in an incubator for 4 months. I think her sacrifice should be respected.
Canada in shamblesItaly winningThis is all going our way
>>153319333I don't have sex or a curling partner.
>upside-down flagshands on hips moment
>>153319339State of that
>>153319315probably, I recall the swedish ping pong team during paris had to resort to using hand signs before plays because the dutch team could understand both their english and swedish
>>153319352Disgrace.
WTF
>>153319352Wait... is your flag not symmetric?
>>153319352Nerd
Fucking gay
>>153319167You know I'm making sausage rolls.
>>153319333Yes, I flip the stone upside down, drop it on her stomach, then fuck her with the handle. We rock back and forth and it doesnt take long for her to reach that glorious climax, the cold stone just adds that much more to it.
>>153319375A fucking leaf just finessed you
is the czech chick shouting "PROBLEEEEEM"?also our girl is the cutest by far
>>153319352I thought you had to fly the jack upside-down so that the cops didn't arrest you for hate speech. :^)
>>153319395She looks a bit different than she did 4 years ago, maybe just older and lost some weight.
I have developed a crush on Jennifer Dodds. Just thought you would like to know.
>>153319387there's probably curling porn out there where this happens
>>153319361interesting
>>153319417Shes literally 4years older
>>153319333Wish I was shagging our Jen on ice
>>153319378Cross of St Patrick
>>153319417looks better today
damn, after a couple days full of mistakes we're playing near perfect against these dudes who are playing horribly
>>153319417amos status?
>>153319378Nope. Easiest way to tell when the flag is upside-down is when the red X of St Patrick's cross - yes, I had to look the name up, shame on me - looks like it's going clockwise, when it should be going anticlockwise.>>153319414Stop it, you.
>>153319333How else would you build chemistry?
These girls are way cuter than the skiing girls
>>153319420There is curling porn but the Canadian accents in it are so bad it's like a parody."OOH YAH SLIIDE INTO MY HOOSE EH""YOU KNOW IT BABE I'M SOO FUCKIN' HOORNED OOP""AAAHHH HAAAAAARD! HAAAARD!""OOKEEEEE!"
>>153319447She is a woman now you bigot
>>153319385those are no sausage rolls
>>153319452isn't it wrong here >>153319371 too then? is that the joke.jpg?
>>153319450I think he's given up a bit too early and shaved it all off.
>>153319450other athletes are pumped full of sludge and he's afraid of taking finasteride??
>>153319479he's 2 meters tall, no one would have ever seen his bald spot... Except for drones and ceiling cameras!
>>153319477Just carelessness I think. It's a really easy mistake to make, like you'd have to be looking out for it to notice it in the first place.
>>153319475>blocks your path
>>153319481i wonder if it's considered a dopant
>>153319479Isn't that what I'm I mean they're haha supposed to do?>>153319481Does that stuff actually work? I find it hard to believe they'd make it that easy for us I mean them haha.
or to put it more simply the red on the left hand side should be on the lower half of the white, and on the upper half on the right
>>153319435You dumb guinea no she doesn't. She's cute today but was way cuter here
>>153319512awful
>>153319501He's tall and has an alright shaped head, so he's fine.
>>153319524wrong
It's never been more over
>>153319515He could apply it as a spray out of an inhaler then it's allowed.
>>153319512>>153319512>teleports behind youHeh nothing personnel
>>153319521>not visualising the shapes rotating inside your mind palaceSimpleton! Fumblewit! Base-born oaf!
ABSOLUTE COWARDICE
>>153319417that smile must be protected
>>153319542Corr
I'll be honest guys i'm really enjoying these lazy afternoons drinking and posting here while the Olympics are onI know big events aren't usually liked here because of mass tourism influx like me but still
EQUALISER
yeah i'm thinking it's ogre
Mousefu looks dejected.
I just tuned in. How we looking, boys?
the canadian woman's voice is like a knife to the ear
>>153319471How embarrassing
>>153319522she looked like a feudal serf in that web, while she looks much more refined and elegant now
tfw no curler gf to yell at you while you push it hard
>>153319361heh
Need more pics and webms of Italian woman
>>153319554we all frens here amico, winter olympics are always comfy
>>153319471JUST
>>153319572Pitchers’ duel
>>153319554I've been sick since thursdayI like the olympics, but I'd really, really, really like going back to my normal life
>>153319471>replace cameramen with camerawomen>show thiswhat did females mean by this
>hate ads with a burning passion>buy the expensive peacock subscription because it says no ads>open up olympic stream>immediately get ads>go back and see of course there's an asterisk next to "no ads" that says "well actually there are ads"i fucking hate the types of people that do this so much
DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID
>>153319572Dropkin looking out of it today>>153319592
>>153319615I only get ads on my phone, none streaming through my ps4
>>153319554I have developed a love for slow, patient sports because of the lazy experience. Truly civilized.
Wait have we moved to a different sheet?
>>153319471the moggening is real
Sucks that our girl has no ass at all
>>153319623Love her
>>153319608>>153319611oh God i'm sorry I love you *cums*
>>153319608This will sound weird but she looks like Pearl Davis is she WAS attractive. Like her attractive sis sister.
>>153319623I remember this...it's been 4 years...
>>153319615Yeah, they're greedy as fuck this time around. The low tier went from $8 in 2024 to $12 now.Still better than trying to find a shitty stream for what you want to watch, though.
>>153319608>>153319611She looks German
Name a good thing about living in Canada
>>153319608Years of t&f propaganda has made me feel nothing for this
What's the Deus Ex-looking thing the Swiss chap is wearing on his right elbow. Bonked his funny bone?
Are the Americans and Estonians competing to get as far away from the center as possible this round?
>>153319665But when she shouts, she sounds Scottish.
Don't have the foggiest what's going on here
>>153319666Ease of access to chinese women
>>153319680I thought that
>>153319665She's Swiss, so yeah.
>RAI Sport went from airing curling to women's football>during winter olympics???????
so both teams can interfere with the rock while it's in the circle?
>>153319685Just trying to rest in front of the last stone each time but if it bounces off too far its easier for the other team to knock it right out
>>153319666free suicide
>>153319698You can only sweep your opponents stone when it's across the line I think.
What the fuck are they doing this round, just a bunch of edging
If the Cories fuck this up...
>>153319666Canada is great when you aren't around any people, there's beautiful countryside
Coreys if you fuck this up
>>153319666Maple syrup
>>153319698Past that bullseye horizontal line both can sweep yes
>>153319668His arm probably hurts from too much sweeping.
Why isn’t this a 4? Hit the yellow into removal
Bella hates that bitch
>>153319696they switched over to rai 2showing biathlon's medals now in paralleli have no idea what the fuck they're doing, i guess they can only show a limited amount of events?
>>153319666Ålg
TOTAL SHITTY SHOT WTF
>>153319696please understand, instragram feminist pages would have screeched and pissed otherwise
lol we suck bring on based schuster
Choke a rama
made a pumpkin and gorgonzola risotto today, it came out awfulalso the czechs just bumped their heads lol
Czechs have thrown in the towel
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>hard hard hardlmao what is this sport???
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT I COULD DO BETTER THAN THATAre they just KWAB'ing because they're already in the next round?
TC is washed
>>153319725probably jealous that she can be romantic with her partner in public
>>153319733Schuster is kill.
>>153319725>Canadian woman>Likeable
>>153319666Uh, high house prices? Uh no...lots of Chinese? uh...
what the fuck is power play
>Have my volume kinda low>Can still hear Briar yelling HAAAAAARD from the other end of my apartment
>>153319666I can take my chinese wages, and buy houses for investment.
Is conceding really the right choice here? It's the olympics, not some prelims in a local competition or something. And it's not like they "gas out" like athletes in other sports. Surely comeback wins are a thing in this sport
damn this is some white people shit
I guess it's pretty much expected that you score atleast 1 when going last?
>>153319774I thought that was a hot dog
Female Corey just shitting the bed ahhhhh
>>153319755oh good because he kind of sucked too except for that one gigakino 5 point end
This Swiss bitch is begging for a slap
>>153319774She looks like an elf
>>153319784nigga half of your country is mountains and coldwhy aren't you here?
Why is the audience shouting?
>>153319790You hope yeah.
CANADA IS BACK
Retarded tactics inviting the double
>>153319783there's no coming back from a 8-2 at that point of the match
>>153319800She's been just awful
>>153319783I've never seen a 7 point comeback with two ends left. I guess it's possible but very unlikely
>>153319742they are not in the next round already, at all
>>153319798somehow....butts find a way
>>153319809There is a screaming banshee in the crowd trying to be the main star
>>153319814>>153319818I see, I didn't pay attention to the ends
We could still end up with 3 simultaneous extra ends
>>153319806most indians have never seen snow in their lives
>>153319806>why aren't you here?There is a large norovirus outbreak, he probably was there
>>153319790only getting 1 point with the hammer isnt a good end
>>153319806somehow i feel ice time rates in india would be highway robbery like just they are in my area
How would you make this sport more entertaining?
The reason all womens sports should have commentators is because i dont want to hear no woman talking. That canadian bitch is ripping my eardrums everytime she opens her mouth
>>153319850Bikinis for the women
Isn't it a smart idea for teams like Canada to communicate in a language that the opponent does not understand, so in this case French?
>>153319850It's already entertaining, we don't want the plebs to start watching.
damn a bullseye for estonia
>>153319850Nothing. Shit is great as is. Sorry you have the attention span of a caribou, though
>>153319783towards the end of the game when you have a huge lead you can just defend aggressively and runback every stone.you can engineer the game in such a way that the opponents can only make one point per end
>>153319611>>153319774>>153319803How didn't I see this before. She's Galadriel.
>>153319872She'd probably see through the antics
>>153319850I like it as it is, however I would allow contact in indoor skating and allow derby rules.
These women screaming gets me HAAAAAAAAAARD
>>153319850Any stone in the circle wins a point, bowling kino
>>153319850Some of the stones are made of brittle material and are easily destroyed by collissions. Alternatively explosives inside the stones.
>>153319839They have ski resorts there ive seen pictures
>>153319850you're supposed to be drinking while you do it, at least that's how we do it in the upper midwest. that's fun enough
>>153319880Probably ends up with something like this happening in the Olympic Village later, though.
This is already the most hype thread we've has all day. The sport is fine
>>153319850Add brown people
>>153319418Look at her go.
Why do they yell HARD so hard. Wouldn't one good yell get the point across?
Cute Stefi smiles ^-^
>>153319920corr...
>>153319850replace all the men and ugly women with beautiful women.
>>153319920Bless you, anon
CANADA CHOKING
I can't take this anymore, fuck RAI and fuck Dazn.Olympic times and they show worthless women football? Serie C and B??Fuck this geriatric country fuck this atavistic spirit
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL
>>153319850Women wear the same suits as the bobsleders
I like the American tops.
swiss man is mad
>>153319939All with big tits in bikinis too, imagine the sweeping
>>153319920Jen dodds sex arse
He just called the curling stone "sweetheart" and "love" lol
YES DODDSY
>>153319850One of the stones is made out of C4 but they don't know which one.
DODDS YOU FUCKING BEAUTY
This is the only sport worth watching in the w*nter olympics
>>153319920>Watching a woman sweeping makes men hardIt must be encoded in our DNA to like seeing women doing housework
Good shot Doddy.
>>153319951It's 2026. Isn't everything streamed online?
>>153319928I think the British curlers should have to speak in long-winded posh accents>I say, I say.....sweep a little harder, would you.....yes, perfect, perfect.....oh dear, that was far to much....
>>153319806Are you trying to ruin the fucking sport?>>153319784have you not played Carrom?
Bella come let's score 5
>>153319985Hockey?
>hes boiling
2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
>>153319973he's romancing the stone
>>153319969i quite enjoy the modesty in the outfits. i'll watch speedskating when i want whores. curling for qts.ESTONIA BTFO
THE CHOKE
Come on lads
Estonia just goofed
>>153319951they're coming back with luge on Rai Sport at 16.55, Rai 2 is showing speed skatingi have no idea what the logic behind this is>>153319990not for free
>both power stealChokecity
>>153319911The downhill skiing thread was faster, and had more memes due to Lindsay Vonn telling everyone, "Watch me ski at 70mph while injured without crashing or falling!" about half an hour before she wiped out and had to get airlifted away.
3 points is not terrible
BELIEVE BURGERBROS
>>153319991They should have to speak like this all the time.
>>153320006A man of culture
>>153319990yes and they still only have one channel each doing the olympics
TROIS POINTS !
eesti noooo
>>153319378yep I made that mistake when I was in charge of raising their flag at a rifle competition. an old bong let me know so I had to discretely fix it when everyone when no one was looking
>>153319928There are different instructions you can yell, depending on how you want your teammate to sweep. There's HARD, CURL, I think there's also LINE, and probably a couple more. But HARD is the most common one.
>>153320024>Vonn btfo themselvesHoly fuck, really?
This British team feels invincible
>>153319850Indian team
>>153320024Her ass should've stayed at home being that she's 41, good lord
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!*slaps the jeet holding my Tim Hortons*
>>153320055Italy have home advantage
>>153320055They make the stones too, this is a conflict of interest.
>>153320059She's a narcissist with connections. Fuck her
Is there a polish team? It hink they would pretty good at it
The swiss two are married? Fucking hell that sounds like a nightmare
>>153320024Webm? Ah yes i have a torn asl but its not like skiing is brutal on the knees. What could go wrong?
>>153320069>the scots are rigging the granite
>>153320076feel bad for this guy losing his job
>>153320076Nice bum
>>153320053Oh yes.>>153315850
>>153320076She truly has such an enjoyable X-frame. God, I want to tickle her.
ye cannae shove yer granite doon tha hoose
>>153319806I don't want indians outside of the cricket containment zone nigga, don't give them any ideas
Why are the mixed teams consisting of only 2 members when the regular teams have 4 members?
wtf this is rigged why do they get hammer twice in a row?
>>153320053it was pretty gnarly>>153319635i'm also mad because it forced Goggia to ski on a way slower slope, she could have competed for gold otherwise
>>153320076This is a forbidden angle, camerawoman and director will be executed for war crimes
HAAAAAARD HAAAAAAAAARD
>>153320076
>>153320130
body language on the Swiss team is terrible
>>153320112Damn
>>153320119They didn’t score
this doesn’t feel like a safe position
One cheeky troll stone lol
Lately i have been jorking it only to softcore massage porn, where women massage men
>>153320112Sad they had to put her down after this :(
>>153320153so what
it's probably over
>>153320055They're the only one I've been watching, so I have no idea who's good and who isn't. I thought we were the best but Switzerland seem to be just as good as us.
What sport are you guys good at?
>>153319809Given the amount of sweeping you'd think there would be more Mexican janitors on our team
LMAO
>>153320166Thanks for keeping us informed
USA USA USA USA USA
Estonia just totally shit the bed
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
choked harder than David Carradine
NICE CHOKE DYSTOPIA
CHOKELYMPICS
>>153320187Curling
>>153320187is disappointing your parents a sport?
CHOKE
>>153320166Only watch lesbian porn. Watching men is gay
>>153320076>Webm
>>153320187i have a decent standing overhead press, 90kg for one rep
fucking uncouth yanks screaming over our final shot of the game
>>153320187jerkin it
eesti are serial chokers, my god
this is pathetic, we barely won against a team that got destroyed by worst korea earlier
>>153320197And here I thought you guys were fucked for a moment there
KWWWWWAAAAAAAAABTHE ABSOLUTE BALTIC STATE
What even happens in Estonia
>>153320187I played D1 college baseball
>>153320187Marksmanship
USA USA USA
based switzerland
>>153320187Pokemon VGC
>>153320187Used to be good at football in high school
wtf were the swedes trying to do?
What the hell was that stone, does nothing??
>>153320197That’s three airballs from knockoff Botswana
>>153320213this is a sex position
It's a miracle.
Phew, ggs
>>153319920>>153320076somehow curling is way more sexually interesting than i would guess, i was interested in skill, geometric and so, but somehow it has some part for coomers
Dodds giveth, and Dodds taketh away.
The swiss lady is a real beauty.
Briar has such a cute smile
Our guy has a terrible arm
Järnet! :)
>>153320118They're trying things out rn it's only been an event since 2018
Fucked it
fuck's sake, now we need to beat GB
>>153320187I was a very good rugby player and wrester. Injured out of sports by 20 lol :(
>Estonia>Real countryPick one
Never doubted you swedebros
Oh, I assumed Brucey was bald. Phil Collins looking motherfucker
CWABNADA CWABNADA CWABNADA CWABNADA CWABNADA CWABNADA CWABNADA CWABNADA
>>153320234>>153320235Tactics
>English guy has a full head of hairWhy the hell does he wear a baseball cap then?
Congrats Sweden. Well played.
>>153320262Stefi is too cute to lose this early you have to fix this.
>>153318650>>>153318476 (You) (You)>>>153318563>Use a Swedish VPN:>https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curlingthank you M8, cant post while on VPN
DOUBLE CHOKEWE LIVE!!
>>153320187Used to play football during from primary school to the first year of highschool. Some judo too.
>>153320272Legendary build
>>153320287>English
>>153320283the top of my head also looks like this
>>153320298free proton doesn't have Sweden though
>>153320297you could just throw the last game tomorrow, just saying
>>153320298dont about the vpn you're using but on some you can exclude by domain
>>153320294Tense! gg
>>153320298How about you fuck off? I am not paying taxes so some poor Italian can leech off bandwidth meant for us.
the first day of the rake of the 2026 olympics
>>153320315if it was norway then you can try NRK
>>153320287I wear one and have full head of hair
All the games except Italy-Chezh were crazy swings. Good watching. See you for early games tomorrow, bros
>>153320277I've only met one Estonian and he was in jail for his second DUI
>>153320287Maybe he's wearing a baseball cap for its intended purpose.
>>153320298I am generous and more than happy for you to use this, so please use this stream so my tax money can go to more sport than fucking faggot shows like eurovision>>153320331kys yourself
>>153320331based
>>153320298Opera has free VPN for just the browser but i don't know if you can choose any country.
>>153320303very little curl happening today after the adjustments
>>153320341there's another session today fyi
>>153320287I do this too and it's in service to my bald brothers who need girls not to assume anything when they see a hat
>>153320351He's not playing baseball now is he?
Think we're still guaranteed top because Italy and USA have to play each other tomorrow morning
It's over for Canada. Now, I only watch for Dodds.
>>153320298please support swedish businesses and buy the best and most secure vpn on the market: Mullvad VPN https://mullvad.net/enstay away from israeli botnets and honeypots or you'll end up on the epstein list
>>153320223
It's over.
>>153320341you're playing Sweden in under 3 hours time
>>153320187I only do combat sports so boxing and judo
>>153320371>>153320392I know but I've been at work all night and need to sleep soon
>>153320383Sweden Yes!
>>153320379if we win both games we're top over you, because of h2hand if we lose both, we're outtense stuff
>>153320379Oh no what am I on about, that makes it worse because one of them has to win. Need to beat Italy or otherwise its hoping for Sweden to bail us out this evening and then USA tomorrow as well.Don't know how they separate teams level on wins desu.
>>153320410I don't like this sign threatening me. I am going to shoot it.
>>153320383Mullvad is terrible at geolocating.
>>153320383Sorry, I gave my money to the Swiss :(
>>153320418>h2hi seebig game then
>>153320298No problem!>>153320331SVT is financed with TV loicence money and not taxes.
>>153320384bond dood wat nou weet ik
>>153320437That hasn't been the case in like 10 years
>>153320424Then you will get a strongly worded letter from the swedish government and our surrender
>>153320437>SVT is financed with TV loicence money and not taxes.no it's a tax since like a decade back nowt. ax payer
>>153320437>SVT is financed with TV loicence money and not taxesThis is no longer the case since 5 years ago.
>>153320437It's not a licence anymore, your taxes are funding globohomo state TV whether you like it or not
cbc is proudly funded by the canadian tax-payer
>>153320468>>153320475>>153320480>>153320492haha tricked you all
>Americans don’t have a communist national tv channel that shows Olympics & World Cup games free without Jewish adsahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>153320509it's ok lil zoom zoom
>>153320502I just turned on my CBC feed and it was in Punjabi.
>cleaning is a sports
>>153320523we have both
>>153320523We do but they have barely any money and they're still trying to cut their funding so we have more for Israel
>>153320621PBS doesn't have the money to pay the IOC for the feeds though.
swings is a fun name
>>153319263gotta sweep her off her feet ;)
Oh GB plays Italy in a couple of hours.
>>153320803I thought that was tomorrow
>>153320635PBS Olympics would be infinitely more pozzed than what NBC does
>>153320826I'm going by the official site.
>forced to celebrate a choke win against the worst teamGrim
>>153320850so is this on tonight ?
>>153322839Starts in 20 min
>>153323037It's starting soon.
>>153323037>>153323586Good curling, meatball friend!
>>153323037>>153323586k thanks gonna try the vpn again
Bro is 30 and has acne
>>153323696psst: streamed.pk
WHY ISN'T OUR MATCH ON BBC WHY ARE YOU SHOWING LUGE AND SOME RECAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Corr Jen has some thicc thighs.
>>153323839She is incredible
FUCK YOU ITALY
Based Bella
JADÅ
ABBA : 3Skynyrd: 0
>>153323839And you're going to share pics?
il malocchio on RAI managersItaly vs UK and your only Olympic streaming is showing luge? Sorry if you guys are tired of my writing this but it really is insane how horribly managed this shit is.The other sport channel is streaming volleyball ahahahah.
JÄRNEEEET
These two do not have nearly enough autism to win at curling
why are we once again forced to use the cursed piss stones?
THREE POINTS!
>>153323975Mogged like a scottish girl standing next to a latin one.
Damn down 3 pts off the bat
>when we steal, we winspoken like a true modern american
>>153324090How many points do you have again?
What would happen if someone slipped and fell on the stones and they flew all over? Automatic DQ?
>>153320331Now you know how Canadians have felt for like the past 16 years
My brain isn't smart enough to compute all the angles and velocities and stuff. I'm the guy hurling the granite at Mach 2 towards the other stones lol
>>1533241570 same as you m8 I don't even have ice where I live.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>153324198depends on whether they kept their spaghetti or not
we're in deep shit now
Briar looking cute as fuck in that red jacket
>>153324198If it was an accident, it would be up to the other team to decide in good faith. Usually the stones are put back as best as possible, but if that's truly impossible, both sides will usually just agree to replay the entire end.
shit
the girl only throws while the man throws and sweeps? how does this work? why is Stefania never sweeping?
>>153324198You have to eat one of your own stones as penance
TOTALKALLOPS
ho ho ho swecucks
blowing a 3-0 start
We are so back.
För helvete
JAAAAAA
GOT 3 BACK WOOOO
american girl is clearly a brit
The Swiss woman is so cute
>>153324341men>women like all sports
LETSFUCKING GOUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153324421>The name Thiesse derives from the German personal name Matthias which in turn derives from the apostle Matthaeus
>>153323839Post some pics then
åååååhhhhhhh SOPA
EAT SHIT YOU PASTA FUCKS
Why do our players look Asian
>>153319218Who’s winning gold?
>>153324538settle down anon
CAM ON ENGLAND! CURL SOME STONES!
>>153320351Indoors?
Korea and Canada are just playing for fun now right?The playoff seed is too competitive for just 5 wins
(V)AMOSSSthat was clean
>>153324552Finish mixture
She's making me HAAARRRRRD!
>>153324561Sorry it's been an emotional day
>commentators keep saying the mixed doubles pairs are either brother-sister, married or fucking Pls I want to dream, don’t tell me Dodds is fucking that guy.
HARDER CHRIS COME ON LAD
>Amos does literally everything>"wow this girl wow!!!">"what a team effort"kek
>>153324552>blonde, blue eyed asians
>>153324677Welcome to the wokelympics
>>153324655Mouat is gay so you don't have to worry
Jennifer Dodds is very ugly
>>153324655b-but stefania and amos have their own boyfriend and girlfriend respectively.....
>>153324715Match made in heaven for you then
>>153324715So is your mum
>>153324677the first day amos played like garbage.stefania is often more accurate
>>153324569Canada winning their last two and Italy losing their last two has Canada moving on through head to head tiebreaker over Italy
>>153324734Honestly I would hope so for her sake, she could easily do better than him.
Jenn for MVP
>>153324787>she could do better than an olympic gold winner
>BROOM!!!! BROOOOOOM!!! mumsberg vibes
>TFW we have a strategic advantage because we communicate with the imperial system
>>153319850Visible cameltoe
Christ what a save
>>153324840you have an imperial equivalent of seconds?
>>153324825Yh but he looks like he posts on reddit
>>153324880You look like you post on 4chan
>>153324874Yes, it's called "mississippis"
This will be tough
>>153324931Kek
I want to insert my penis in Tara Lipinski's mouth if you get my drift
>>153319218Janitor sport
>>153324892>you look like pic related Thanks
Det är över...
I love Bruce Mouat's pink and purple wool socks. They look so incredibly comfy.
>>153324786Do they play a tiebreaker or use the round-robin result?
Corey throwing fantastic but damn Sweden with fantastic triple clears
>>153324825Curling has no economic payoff, he is probably an elite janitor though
>HAAAARRRRRDDDDD HAAAAAARD>ooo ooo ooooh Jen
>>153324931
>>153324840>Language disadvantage
>>153324840Disadvantage since the swedes understand all the tactics the mericans say but mericans can't into swedish, lmao
how do you even get into curling? is it passed down from your father? you live next to an arena? i have never met anyone IRL who has played or even seen a curling rink
STFU
It's owari da...
3
Yeah we had a good run but it's over, I'll be back for the hockey
now that was a nice change of pace from the recent choke streak
>>153325101>>153325117The only time a swed understood how long a foot was when i fuck your mom and sister, respectively
Tbh that was a hard shot so we did well there
>>153324703This is not enough, we NEED 2/3 of pilots being women
Make or break
>>153325043Round robin result which Canada already beat Italy. If it's 3 or more way tie that can't be broken with head to head results, it would require going to the Draw Shot Challenge which is something they do before every round robin match
>>153324715Nice arse thoughbeit
>>153325200Interesting, so yeah there's a remote chance then
>>153325189ThisNothing makes me feel safer is when I hear over the planes speakers that the flight is unmanned today
this game with GB is the best curling i've seen so farmaybe only one real mistake by Amos, none by the brits
>>153325156I’m sure Sweden has a national curling organization. I found one yesterday with US Curling. Me and my bro are going to a beginner clinic in March.
>>153325225The best 2 teams in the tournament.
ameribros, how we holdin up
>>153325156>he doesn't have the yearly local meme curling competition
>>153325156Here, baby boomers pick it up as a hobby to do when their kids are out of the house and they go to the bar for some drinks after.I'd imagine to get into it young you would have to have been brought along to play it by your parents.
>Tutta Italia playing in the backgroundNice
NEW>>153325239>>153325239>>153325239
>>153325189Not the thread for this, the sister is better than the brother
>>153325242Me and a couple friends tried to book ice time at our cities curling place...they are booked up solid for the next 3 months. The guy told me every time the Olympics come around, they go crazy with business but it dies out eventually because it's kind of expensive $30/person per game.
>>153320187I'm a scratch golfer
>>153324931literal rebel units
FUCKING NICE
>>153319850Everyone's broom has a time activated set of spikes in it to scratch the ice instead of sweeping it, but the time is set to random intervals of three seconds every 2-6 minutes
Italian lass is cute
