Short Track Speed SkatingWomen's 500m https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/in/w/500m--------------/heat/--------/race-result>10:30 CET - Women's 500m - HeatsMen's 1000mhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/in/m/1000m-------------/heat/--------/race-result>11:10 CET - Men's 1000m - HeatsMixed Team Relayhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/tr/x/relay4------------/qfnl/--------/race-result>11:59 CET - Mixed Team Relay - Quarterfinals>12:34 CET - Mixed Team Relay - Semifinals>13:03 CET - Mixed Team Relay - Finals
Kino has finally arrived.
i want to believe
is there an official stream? mine hasn't got this
>>153371034
stream? they dont show it here
WHAT THE FUCK IS THISHOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO ADVANCE WITH 2 RIGGERS IN THE RACE?????????they will for sure start punching us and refs will look the other way
>>153371037Holy fuck. Based anon, only one who actually came thru. Fuck the rest of you fags
>>153371053blud theres been 9 posts in this threadchill your boots
>>153371056Other ppl in diff threads have been asking for Olympic streams retardo
you guys have hyped this up all day it better be worth it
>>153371037Thanks
#20 just waved at me
>>153371063yeah, im aware
imagine if one of them sliced your balls off with her skate blade haha
I didn’t know short track was on today, let’s fucking goooo
>>153371068short track is kino because if somebody falls, everyone behind them automatically loses as well
the shinier the outfit the harder i get
big fan of courtney sarault
This chinese girl is CUTE.
UH OHHHHHHHHH
ZHONG GUO DI YI
yo this sport is sick as fuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the american suit lmao, cringe>sieg heil fell kinoplex starting now
WIPE OUT
>Burgers
OH NO NO NO NO
it's all fun and games until refs start their jewing
>>153371107see? i told youit's chaos
Weird race but at least Kanai's through
FIX THE TRACK COURT JANNIES
where the fuck is amos when you need him
>Crash in your first race in Beijing>Crash in your first race in Milano CortinaKek. She even crashed twice in this race.
HAHAHAHAHHA
>>153371152Need the different angle where it shows her get up and then eat shit again.
kek where the fuck did she come from
how do you even pass without shoving the person in front?
Kazakhbros :(
>>153371167kek what is this sport. JUST BLEED
anyone who wears a face shield deserves to get heemed
>>153371169you can pass inside and push them out (unless it's someone refs want to win, then they will dq you)
SLOVAKIA GIRL WHAT A CCUTIEEE!!!
>>153371166missed it
chinese outfit is cool as fuck
>these casuals itt aren't even ready for the chaos that is the relayGonna blow ur fucken minds
Are the cameraman on skates too?
>>153371167based webmGOD, I appreciate u
Why isn't bimbo queen doing this?
can you draft by staying close behind?
man discoveryplus keeps randomly fucking my bitrate
>>153371198yes, that's how longer distances work
>>153371198not really in this distance
Cool helmet on the KR
i've only fallen in love with 11 girls since this started
>>153371169Knock the little corner markers forward so they go under the skates of the person in front of you.
why don't they wear aero helmet
>>153371169ankle tap
how do you not lose a finger in this
did sighel get dqd even though she wasn't at fault
>>153371188Anons delivered, this shit is interesting as fuck so I wonder how much wilder it can get
>>153371167>>153371182:(
pls Natalka plsplsplsshe deserves a medal just for how she was fucked over in covilympics
>>153371169Real hardos can also take the outside line -- even during the "straight" sections for a pass. Doing so puts you in a constant state of doing crossovers for an entire lap just building speed. Very draining, and you travel more distance, but can be rewarding.
the neutral athlete neutrally invaded the neutral track walls
AIN kwab
>so many new instagram hoes to follow
>>153371227our commenters are saying she's so big as a woman it's hard for others to overtake lolwhat is she, 180cm?
>>153371219They have gloves. Probably some protection in there.Can easily slice open legs, etc. We got un/lucky that the American girl's skates didn't cut open the legs of the two girls she crashed into.
>neutral athletewhat a joke
they're still boycotting russia?
>>153371241Just because they are women doesn't mean they act like instagram whores you know? They are the top of the top in their categories, not random bimbos, have some respect.
>>153371245google says 1,74 mit's just a sport full of asians and they're the size of children
>>153371259who? never heard of it
>>153371222Imagine 30 skaters all on the ice at once, circling the center in concentric circles getting ready for the handoff from their current skater to the next skater on the team. How's the handoff done, you ask? Why the current skater simply rams their body into the new skater from behind and pushes them with all their might. It's ridiculous. Short track is kino from start to finish. Every event just keeps you glued to the screen.
that dutchie is fast as fuck
where the fuck in the world is Neutralia?
>>153371264i bet if i check their instagrams they all have lewd softcore teasing vids
>>153371265"kiss my shiny metal ass"
>>153371272they killed the only person who know where the island is
pirated Canadian streams are kino no matter what the sport is. little bs, minimal dick sucking for your NT unlike amerifat
does everyone dream of driving a zamboni?
>>153371264>not random bimbos
>camera cuts every time they would be showing assyawnunironically they are only enforcing how women ass is all that matters in these competitions
Oh fuck, this crazy Jungle beat as the CBC broadcast went to commercial.
>>153371283yeah I bet I'd be good at it
>>153371287why do they cut ass shots but luge shows slomo jiggly poosy and jiggly thighs?
>>153371270Wtf why did no one tell me about this earlier? Sounds kino
>>153371287>>153371295curling has better ass shots
royal family reaction to skaters falling
>>153371287There are still some based cameramen >>153370664
>menslmk when the wimminz are back on
>>153371309ok but what about cock shots
>>153371318
>>153371037It never worked for me, but thanks anyway
i miss live events so much. the crowd looks like they're really enjoying themselves ... maybe some day ill get to see the olympics
>>153371037Technical issue / Session expired.Please refresh or reload the page.Error: failed to play
>>153371323the 1000m is pretty kino, speed with chaos
>>153371370bro is stuck in 2021 lockdown
>>153371378me coming home at 3am after too many pints
>>153371370bro you have games in LA and Utah coming up
>>153371384no theyre just expensive as shit to go to. even tickets our local minor league hockey team costs like 85 bucks for an arena that sits 20k ppl. miss with me that shit
that french booty though
>>153371379Isn't the 1000m the blue ribbon event?
This CBC broadcast music wtf this is goated. Crazy breakbeat.
>>153371396yeah, both are actually doable distance wise but Utah is reasonable cause its much cheaper, la already rumored to be out of hand from the get go
hate short track now
Ew men. Switching to women's downhill skiing
>>153371419chinese cutie in the back
do the ice jannys not have watering cans like beijing
>>153371419>perfect body>tattoo why do they do that?
>>153371272>an italian is running>spechenhauser
get dabbed on belgium
>>153371442Because they're women
>>153371419Hey I do that exercise for my bad knee. It really works
>Rim Jong-unwhat a name.
>>153371419haha imagine her kicking your balls like that
>BelgiumKWAB
Murderskates!
>>153371446South Tirolan?
I'd slip it in Specenauser
>>153371460100%
so when is the relay?
Some of these men are LANKY.
>>15337146940mins
>>15337146940m
man short track is such a meme lelalso these captchas are getting out of hand
>>153371471Retard
goddammit dubois
>duboiskek that's one of the medal favorites too
>>153371477You were saying?
Another classic GB crashout
KINO
I support Trump's annexation now
>>153371487???
>Commonwealth skaters
so did they japanese guy just tap his ass?
Ref kino starting.
>>153371318Kek based Wilmpie enjoys the chaos
that canadian kwabber was looking for a foul and then took the other one down himselfhope they dq this bastard, but you never know with the riggingjews
Our guy looks evil as shit, bad optics for the judgies
>>153371512Winter Olympics would get even more boring with a super America thoughwe can split off Quebec and Alberta though, they'd both do decently in the medal table and make olympic hockey more exciting. Maybe give Minnesota independence too if that makes US hockey too strong.
what's the point of penalties? they're both not advancing right?
wow, fair ruling from the refs? what is this????????
>>153371531t. okinawa poster
>>153371528why are can*dians like this?
>SHARE FAILURESHARE FAILURE>SHARE FAILURESHARE FAILURE
>refskate
Simply wouldn't crash into someone else
>>153371535if 1 was found guildy and the other innocent, the victim would have advanced for free
is moon a hungarian name
why are they sucking off the canadian so much
>Moonisn't a moon.Why?
>>153371546i would shit myself to make the people behind me slip
>>153371536Out of the way fucking leaf
Quebecois short-track supremacy
now it's time for polish proud Feliks Gołąb
>>153371551he is original Uralic pvre blood Hungarian
>>153371509Looks like the leaf's fault desu. Coming back on from outside the track.
>go to da startKino
bruh, he just gave up to save power for relay...
how come there was barely and position change in ladyskates
>>153371571Sneed
>>153371587because 500m is almost pure sprint, 1000m is too long for that
>>153371587it was half the distance
>>153371587Women doing women shit, either really interesting (crashing out like Vonn) or be boring af
>>153371593how do you even catch up if you start on the outside
dirty hit
>>153371602unless you have a stupid fast start, you don'tthat's why the previous round times matter a lot, because they determine start positions
remember anon, rubbing is racing
REF
CHN cheating again
nice try rice man
russian attacked him using violancewho would expect that
AIN rightfully punished
Ref skate
wtf chinese shoved into the russian face
Fuck China
>>153371626wtf i don't understand this semen slurping sport apparently
Zigger cheating. What's new?
>Chinaref skateSo it begins.
let me get this straightyou can cut somebody and slam them to the side, and still advance to the next round?
EZ
wtf did the us just gave up?
nie(mcy)win(ski)
>3 video reviews
>>153371656welcome to the complicated overtaking rules of refskate
POLISH SUPREMACY
that finish
>China got touchedFree pass incoming.
this is so gayour guy war riding in the last race and now in a moment he has to run in the relays first heats....they will do everything to fuck us over...
gaygaygaythey should have dqed them all
>>153371370>i miss live events so much.i don't miss being around 90iq golems
so long, kim. hope you brushed up on korean cause trump gonna deport you now
This sport is scandalous. This shit fucks thoAlso get fucked Stanford chinko, idgaf
Women's cross country skiing races on now during the downtime.
why are all the dudes zesty looking
>3 amNgmi I need to go to bed
>>153371614Sounds like a terrible sport
>>153371042she's so dreamy bros
team relay starting
i better see blood
>Men vs womenNoice.
this is where my dreams die
time for mixed relay chaos kino
would you rather get your butt pushed by xandra or push poutsma's butt?
>>153371152ACK!
so this is the ass touching sport?
how are you supposed to watch this without getting dizzy?
fucking bullshitwe couldn't bring more riders so everyone was gassed from the singles races
do you think they have mandatory foursome to build up teamwork?
>>153371864your women are just too shit anon, ours also skated the 500 and they completely gapped the poles
>>153371873Nah that comes afterwards
>>153371005>https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/stk/in/w/500m--------------/heat/--------/race-resultAll the women look cute. I need to find a skating rink near me.
Short Track Heem Skating
choked
>the favela of stoddard
ack
HEEEEEM SLIPPY
DEATH TO AMERICA
>>153371886last time i went to a rink it was full of homosexual twinks in spandex
wtf how did america come back
stodTard
>The burger woman fell over AGAINKekekek
This sport is tight
>>153371876maliszewska was just aiming for the second place for advancement with as little used up force, but the other one is a literal who semi new girl (she didn't race in relay and a better girl was racing here)
ACTIVATE IT
Holy fuck this is CINEMA what a clusterfuck and drama lmaoo
pls no additional advancements plsdon't fuck us
this is the best sport so far bwos
kek french team had the worst of the wipeouts
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKDIE IN A DITCH YOU RETARDED REFS
Japan got cucked again
owari da
Stoddard gonna fucking divebomb someone again
>>153371923nah, not even close - but good wipeoutswipeouts in the womens alpine were too brutal for my tastes, these are a bit more comical
>last place already>still get a penalty
courtney is BIG SEX
>>153371941>that France tacklechaotic webm
GETTING DIZZY LADS
>>153371974turn on the audio description and close your eyes unc
this fucking sport bro kek
i hurt myself today.....
that canadian is fast as fuck
>>153371959corr
*steps past you* on your left bud
>>153371988kek
someone nuke those cunts from second run and the refsfucking bastards
surprised theres no repechage in this sport
>>153371941What was she doing there on the outside of the track? Seems like France had a change over person on the inside.
why are asians so good at this sport?
so how does this sport even work? That steven dubois didnt qualify but team canada did. Does that mean someone else is on the ice or can he skate?
Just tuned inIsn't this the sport where a bunch of Chinese were rigged to win it by umps for no reason last Wolympics
>>153372034>Short track>Needs to be short to win
>>153372046different events
Longing for the day GB has good speed skatersstill mentally scarred by Elise Christie and the choke of all chokes
How do they go so sideways
do you guys really get dizzy watching short track
>>153372060ahh thanks
>>153372068vitamin deficiency
>>153372068Watching it at 3:24 am and being tired as fuck definitely doesnt help
>>153372068No but I do get horny.
>>153372068i was beginning to
I made stew last night and didn't put it in the fridge, now it's growing mold :(
>>153372034Light. It's all about acceleration and being able to corner.
>>153372097>made stew a day ago>already moldingnigga you got worse issues than your sussy cooking
>>153372097That seems unreasonably fast
>>153372105>>153372108I lied, it was 2 nights ago
>>153372116stop lying it's not nice
>manly lesbiansthe worst women have to offer
>>153372116get rakedthis is God's divine wrath
how long till the next relay event? that shit was like mario kart
>>153372127>>153372129I didn't want to be called lazy for not putting it in the fridge
>>153372133starting soon
why do the refs skate around on the track and fuck up the fresh ice
>>153372137Well now you have to work even harder by eating around the mold. Is that really better?
>>153372137let this be a lesson, leaf anon
>stoddard is in again for the semis3rd times the charm?
>>153372137lmao based lazy retard
relay time
what's stopping them from pushing your teammate into another person
gay as fuck sport
rigged ice
Italy smashed it
deserved for wearing the face masks
NL out of the final? grimmi
i love bunda
What if you're skating behind someone to catch a draft and then they fart right in your face?
>>153372211you sniff
Dw dutchies, Chinese century confirmed
>Jutta Leerdom is the only dutch girl who can skatekek. APOLOGISE.
holland broswat nou?
>>153372196the other teams smashed into each other, we simply had a cleaner run
>>153372220I don't think she'll be skating or standing upright any time soon.
>>153372223KWAB
Fucking Americans again
US bungled it again
Rigged
Why did she fall? Is she stupid?
Slapstick shit
Bro I told you, she's fucking retarded
>STODDARD
KEEEEEEEK
kek wtf was that kamikaze shit
>>153372249No grace
>>153372223dumb whore
>run 3 races>fall 3 times
THE FUCKING SPASTIC CRASHED AGAIn.3/3 tonight.
>>153372254ACTIVATE IT
>>153372254How do you even do that?
Stoddard has skated in three races today and fallen in every single one.
>>153372264I probably only would have fallen once or twice. I should be out there.
>>153372263ice is slippery
does korea get free pass then?
>>153372230>cries when his wife winsyeah, i think he's carrying his wife to go get fucked by a real man.
Skate got caught in the ice by the looks of it
>no full backup skates
>>153372254>>153372264In any other job you would be fired
ugh, the female asian skaters are so cute.
>>153372254Now watch Belgium get a medal this way kek
>>153372273I know that, but she didn't slip. It looks like she tried to jump
>>153372264she will be sent to relief the hockey team
>Korean official holding money notes along with their paperworkKek. Please say someone got a screenshot of that.
worst koreans absolutely SEETHING
Why did France advance but Poland did not? Poland was a lot faster.
korean to B final but they are obviously protesting
How can Korea not get a free pass for that? They were completely wiped out
>be ref>do what you want
worst korea got fucking robbed
>>153372293why did the italian zamboni driver leave a hole in the ice is he stupid?
>>153372293>>153372301That's actually so messed up
Wish I got a better angle of it. Literally has money in her hand.
>korea was in thirdbut wouldn't the trip made them move up to second place if they didn't get hit? make no sense
>>153372304They were in the 3rd place when they got killed by the Amerifat
>>153372299Because of the penalty on japan. It was ruled that france would advance
>>153372260She also crashed in her first race in Beijing. She's 4/4* at Olympic races.*Might've stayed on her feet in later team races, but meh.
>>153372301>>153372304is that not just part of the sport? if you don't want to be wiped by someone be in the lead
>>153372318What? How does that make any sense? Why are other groups punished?
>>153372314Yet ahead of 4th Belgium. Weird ruleset.
>>153372293>Roastie cow ruins cuties raceWe demand justice
>>153372328this is the most unfair sport on the planet, you have to know that before you ever watch itrefs will do whatever the fuck they want no matter the rules or common sense
>>153372254bro don't allow americans in this sport we are too fat and just get in the way of better speed skaters
>>153372328Its not based on time because teams block each other so its just about crossing the finish line. In that race Japan must have unfairly interfered with france causing them to lose the race. It does seem unfair for Poland as they didnt commit any fault but thats just how the sport works
>>153372293How did she even fall
>>153372357Amerifats have no elegance or grace
>>153372346They should drop this rule then if they're not going to follow it. This is some bullshit.>>153372355Official site literally says it's based on time alone and nothing else.
>>153372357watch her left skate
>>153372357part of the script, should have taken the tariff deal
>itt reddit
>>153372254merisharts incompetence taking out the bongs as usual
kek this dutch presenter said the american has weakness in her brain
>>153372366If a racer get advanced they take the place of one of the fastest third place spot. If enough people get advanced you can end up having the next races with +2-3 more people than normal.
>>153372314So if you were in 3rd on the first lap and got taken out you'd be eliminated, even though might have overtaken others during the race?
kek the dutchies just asked "what's going on with stoddart?" then the other one said "she must have something wrong with her brain" because she has fell so much
>>153372327stupid sharthead
this semen slurping sport is never boring
>>153372366My mistake i meant the top 2 teams go through no matter what. 3rd place is dependent on time but penalties take priority
>>1533723782x olympic gold medalist btwhe's based
>>153372378>>153372388aren't they out?
>>153372366that's just people making the website not understanding the rulesadvencements from penalties take priority over the small qwhich is retarded, because there's plenty of races where they have more than 4 teams at the time and nothing stopped them from adding another one
I hope America take out S. Korea in the B-final for the banter
>>153372295
>>153372378>>153372388kek. so are all these falls objectively her fault or is it some ice/equipment issue? If it is her fault she needs to be on suicide watch
>italian olympic>stadium dj only play american songswhat do they mean by this?
>>153372295>>153372411that's because you actually have to pay to submit protest
>>153372384its plain retarded, the moment the amerifat crashes their result should be nulled which would put korea into 2nd for a splitsecond before the contanct and autoadvance. They might be too afraid of a 5 way final tho
>>153372378Based dutchess
>>153372415Avicii is Swedish m8
>>153372415Levels is Swedish btw they killed Avicii for researching pedophiles.
>>153372417wtf, why don't they just have a bunch of shit calls and rake in the dough
>>153372436>why don't they just have a bunch of shit callsthey always do
>>153372433At one point I would have said that was a ridiculous conspiracy theory
>>153372411the truth revealed!learn more at http://hontonorekishi.blog.fc2.com/
did america bench the crasher
>>153372462>ribbon falls off immediatelykek no refunds
>competing for 5thWhat kind of humiliation ritual is this?
btw it's possible to score a medal from the B final if 2 pens happen in the final, this happened for the netherlands in the womens relay in 2018
>>153372479>here's how epstein can still win
wtf is this gap
pls america, do your thing
Americans fucked it AGAIN, how is this possible
>>153372479No they changed the rules. The only way B final can get a medal is if enough people in the A final just DNF.
>laps everyonehow did the dutch end up here?
surely theres no way she crashed again
wait how did america fall behind?
>>153372497one of ours did a Goddard
>>153372500It was a different American, at least this time they didn't take out anyone else in the process
that's an OR btw
Again...
that's more like it
Made in China skates
>Amerislips
>>153372521meanwhile China is in the A final
At least it was not the same American this time
wait i thought the B final was for bronze? what's the point then
>set olympic record>get 5th placenice sport
>america slipping on ice once again
>American skaterskekekekAt least it wasn't the same one again. That would be suicide tier.
> OR in B finalshehe
>>153372522>>153372525>>153372526Absolute state
>set OR>come in 5thdamn that's gotta suck
>>153372527they buy their skates from us it's complicated
>>153372530It can even be for gold if everyone in final A fucks up.
they bench dubois?
>>153372531They were in a time trial event. Other countries are racing and jostling for position.
his willy is small
AIGHT LETS GOOOOOOOO ITALIA>ITALIAITALIA>ITALIAITALIA>ITALIA
canada wins this ez
wow the belgians are cringe
fucking belgium weebs
Who come we're not in it?
Where did Canada's bearded guy go?
Commentators seem to root for canadians only when they got quebecois names
>>153372567Cus we're shit at skates
>>153372567Global warming
Is short track more popular than long track?
>>153372576is this the power of anime?
>>153372576yikes
>>153372574nice try, 2 inch dink
it's fucking over
>>153372576Belgiumsisters, why are you so cringe
italy is pissing hot this whole olympics
FORZA
It's ogre, fuck you Italy
kek that finish line
FORZA ITALIAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"italian" coach
The fix is in
FORZAAAAAAA
Seriously how the fuck did they get that lead?
>>153372589Honest question>t. cazzie
>>153372606your welcome
How did the Chinese get dumpstered so hard, damn. Forza italians
KINOOOOOOOOO
so proud, fuck, ima cry now
is this the worst ice skating team NL ever sent to the olympics?
The Netherlands get OR, but Belgium gets a medal. I wonder how much Dutch seethe will be there.
>>153372625aura farming
CAMPIONI DEL MONDO
>>153372640everyone knows OR is meaningless here
>>153372635Grats bro.
>shitaly win *again*What is the point of this paid semem slurper?
>>153372640none, we love our retarded little sister
wtf all the women on italian team are flat as fuck
>>1533726384 years ago schulting fell in the mixed relay, it's just history repeating
>>153372652Why are her teeth yellow?
>>153372659hot
>>153372655sneed, cope even >>153372649grazie fratello
why do the men have bigger cameltoes than the women
>>153372640Koreans are the ones who should be furious.
>>153372576>>153372582>>153372583>>153372595APOLOGISE
You can see the water on the track wtf>>153372663
>>153372640world record is a big dealOR changes almost every run because of how rarely they happen
ITALIA ITALIA ITALIA
I blame Dutchies for choking, this wouldn't have happened if you did your job right
>>153372675for what? getting a medal gifted by getting lucky in every race?
Italy set boobytrap ice
>>153372685apologize to the Steven Bradbury of ice skating nations.
>>153372685idk man sounds like cope to me
>>153372660im just talking about in generalthe skaters are not as dominant in previous years
>>153372685It's short track though. Chaos and luck are a big part of the sport.
>>153372691>amerislips tsk tsk, skill issue
So the Chinese team will never be seen again right?
>>153372714They've already been cremated.
>>153372712kek didn't notice he finished backwards, based
>>153372714turned into medicine
>>153372700I asked about this myself the other day>>153358696
Switch over to the cross country sprint. Finals on now.
>xandra cryingyou happy now chuds
>>153372765where
>>153372746>cross country sprintsounds grim. I’m watching slopestyle meself
>>153372765She didn't deserve this.
these skaters are making me horny
>>153372805>soudns grimIt was worse.
>>153372301she's so fucking pretty bros...
>>153372870They were breeeeeeeeeathing too much
Cute belgian loli
i love how happy the belgians arebronzes are truly often so much better than silvers
Wtf is up with that leaf's hand?
these italian are getting too cocky
>>153371219Looking at the podium ceremony, it seems the Canadian lady is missing some fingers. Full on claw.
>short track relayGoofy shit
>>153372996>>153373028>Was born with just two fingers on her left hand so wears a modified glove for better grip when she has to push off a teammate in relaysBirth defect. Move on.
>>153372663Curry
>>153373978Does every country do this?
