Previous : >>153386930Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleWinter Olympic Cutie edition
Epstein did nothing wrong
big hit on the wall for canada
Suomibros, how do we score some goals?
Double Luge dream team: who would you want on top of you? who would you want beneath you?
>>153390469Get the puck in the (opponent's) net
>>153390434it's also not particularly cazzie friendly. it's hard to tell what adjustments they're making in the moment.
>>153390417Prinsessan Sofia stop posting on 4chin
>>153390475Voetter but we race in the missionary position.
>>153390398doesn't the scoring go up to 100?
>>153390454no webm?
>>153390492Yeah. Same feeling I got when I watched some ski jumping earlier today, I couldn't tell any difference between the jumpers.
Snowboard girls are too pure for olympic village wild parties.
>>153390454China will NOT grow larger
why is mikalya shiffrin such a generational choke artist?
>>153390475oberhoffer on top domowicz on bottom
>>153390518>long ass skis land somewhere touching the green line on the tv>not even close to taking the leadgreat sport you got there
gender egalitarianism is to canada what wahabi islam is to saudi.
just tuning in, what have I missed so far today?
>>153390523that's what they ant you to think
Where is everyone (anyone?) watching luge? CBC is only showing hockey right now
Canada has 0 (zero) gold medals
>>153390539a death
>>153390512
she cute
>>153390547cbc gem
>No AIN in this oneShame. Also this is a very strange sport to have doubles in. Maybe there will be two people going down a course on a giant snowboard next
>>153390454>*record scratch*>Yup, that's me
>>153390563our best and brightest
>>153390454Who?
Talking about ski jumpings, how do they land instead of crashing on such high speeds?
>>153390552damn that wasn't even that high
>>153390563Dyeing the facial hair is dedication.
>>153390559>appI've been stealing their IPTV stream I don't wanna get their gay ass app unless I can't help it
>>153390577Elaine Gu
>>153390523on the contrary, for those girls olympic village parties are just another saturday
WHAT IS ACCOUNTABILITY?
>>153390561tandem ski jumping could be fun
>>153390547illegal stream of course
>>153390577eileen gu they're saying she's 50 50
>>153390599Ah, the traitor. Couldn't hack it for the US team so went to communist China.
>>153390608if only she hadn't sucked on china's tit
>>153390454>landed perfectly>somehow fell one second laterWas the nose under the snow or something?
hockey arena dj keeps making the crowds sing imagine
>>153390588should work on desktop. the website, i mean.
>>153390608>eileen guHer face looks so strange. I don't know how to describe it. Maybe AI slop. It just doesn't look alive
milan should have restricted their skyline height it looks like shit
Eve spotting
>>153390625>italians in charge of filling in potholes
>>153390454what's wrong with her eyes?
>>153390649winter olympics officially starts here right now
>>153390656she's chinese
why has there been such a lack of kino this olympics thus far? only notable things are Vonn and Gu getting injured
>>153390602for me it's tandem ski giant slalom
>>153390649>be the chef de mission>team gb ends up winning zero medals
anything worth going back and watching from earlier today? I saw there was lady snowboarding?
>>153390670mummy says she's proud of them
>>153390664They do look particularly swollen. Wonder if she had a severe head or face injury
>>153390678just qualifiers, but yeah
>>153390679And that's all that matters.
>>153390518ski jumpig is probably the most boring sport in the winter olympics. aside from the coomer potential at least the tubing has a racing aspect.
>>153390563>tfw when no buds to watch hockey and sauna with
>>153390608the just updated>Eileen Gu, dead at 22wtf
>>153390625watch the webm frame by frame, she over-rotated
>>153390711>it's realblood clots are so scary bros
>>153390678>we won moguls skiing
>>153390711>moves to china>dies of covidunreal
Who has best smile of the Olympics so far?Bonus points for "fuck me" eyes?
>>153390547>>153390559>cave and check CBC gem anyways>just shitty music over an aerial view of the stage
>slovak1a
>>153390770Alysa Liu is already the official waifu of /sp/s 2026 games
>>153390554I still can't get over that she's a literal eugenic test tube baby super soldier kind of deal and everyone's fine with it.Like, don't get me wrong, I'm happy that people are OK with it, but it's still wild.
>>153390802What is the advantage of having lip filler?
>>153390789heh. the best is when you hear stories like 'and <athlete> will never need to buy tinned spaghetti again' or something like that, whenever the media needs something to fill space
just a concussion bros, I've had a couple and I'm only mildly retarded so I'm sure she'll be fine
>>153390804We can't all be genetically engineered perfection.
>>153390789>GB>Sweden>NorwayYou got some splainin' to do
>>153390770BUONA LINEABUONAEH BUONABUONASPAZZO, EH, SPAZZOSPAZZOOOOGIU!GIU!GIIIUUUUU!!!!FINIRE! BUONA.
>>153390789>Still have to go out into the working force after you are done competing>But now you have even less experience and schooling because of all the time you spend chasing your "dream"
>>153390770Hristova
>>153390826No, but maybe our kids can be.
>>153390833GB athletes are usually paid to train full-time. Maybe there's not enough money to go around to give out bonuses.
>>153390789Don't some countries like the US literally tax the money they pay out
>>153390804CRISPR in the e-girl gene to throw people off the trail.
>>153390770
>>153390789Franjo raking in the bucks
>>153390770my wife, Isabeau of course
>>153390804How she came into being would be considered highly illegal activities here
>>153390789what about team sports? do they split the bonus?
>>153390860Sanni Ahola, pure Finnish goddess.
>>153390789Absolutely shameful.
>>153390833>>153390851Team GB athletes (as in, those selected for the sports programmes with a view towards competing internationally) don't receive cash bonuses, but they're looked after in kind - transport costs, tutoring, medical stuff (big in Paralympic sports for obvious reasons), that kind of thing
>>153390804>the Stanford student supermodel Asian babygirl entrepreneur is competing for China>the literal test tube Chinese baby genetically engineered for figure skating perfection is competing for the USI feel like there was a mixup somewhere.>>153390858>implying that's not just the standard for attractiveness now
>>153390860>>153390882cannot believe we share a border
>>153390860>>153390882I am convinced Finns landed on Earth millennia ago, blended into humanity, then fucked up and lost their alien tech and became alcoholics
Who's the guy that gets a stiffy on the double luge
>>153390940There's still hope
>>15339082610 years ago I predicted that any opposition to genetic engineering would go out the window as soon as people realized it produced hot people, with orgs like the Olympics being the last spots of resistance against the superhuman competing in events against natural people.I was right about the hotness, I think, but 100% wrong about the order; turns out they've debuted AT the Olympics.
>germany wins lolTired of these ice sliding sports
>>153390940This is my theory about Japanese people, honestly. And it's further backed up by the fact that a nation with seemingly no space ambitions on paper covertly has the larger space program per capita on Earth.>>153390955All of them. That many G's and that much adrenaline and they're basically boning each other all the way down.
>>153390981might be mountain germans in this one 2bh
Clearly offering bonuses to your athletes is brown/third world behaviour looking at this chart
>>153390512https://weibo.com/tv/show/1034:5265245783130197
>>153390899Found the link I was looking for.>https://www.uksport.gov.uk/our-work/investing-in-sport/how-uk-sport-funding-works>Sport investment>Our investment into sports is made through four year awards which have a future focus, acknowledging the time it takes to develop sports and athletes. The process involves us working with sports when coming into investment decisions for each Olympic and Paralympic cycle. We provide guidance to sports and work closely with them in building their case for investment against an agreed set of criteria and requirements.>Funding for athletes: Athlete Performance AwardsDirect athlete funding comes in the shape of an Athlete Performance Award (APA). This award, which is solely funded by National Lottery income, is paid directly to the athletes and contributes to their living and sporting costs. [...] APA funding is a contribution designed to enable athletes to appropriately engage in a sport’s high-performance programme and meet the demands associated with progression towards the Olympic and Paralympic podium. >APAs are not designed to support athletes that could be considered professional – i.e. athletes that have secured an income via professional or semi-professional contract, through prize money, endorsement or related income streams, that enables them to operate independently and as such are subject to a means test. Means testing will apply to athletes whose total income (including APA) exceeds £65,000 p.a. Where this is the case awards will be reduced pound for pound above this threshold.tldr: UKsport receive a sack of cash from the Government and told to invest it in the sports ecosystem - athletes themselves are kept afloat by National Lottery funding
Pray for Germany
speed skating soon will a dutchie be making a thread
>https://www.uksport.gov.uk/our-work/investing-in-sport/current-funding-awardsGo back ten, twenty years and tell people they'd be funding British skateboarders at the Olympics to the tune of two and a half million, and you'd be locked in a padded cell lol.
>Halfway through the Olympics >Only 3 gold medals>White America
>The snowboarders from the big air event are not the same snowboarders at the half pipeSadge
>>153391106Why are you trying to steal my info with shady links, bong
USA #1
>>153391150AmerisilverItabronzeNorgold
>>153390826>>153390804Blonde supermodel genes showing
>>153391137Weird - I was just speaking to a nice man called Vikram from Microsoft Services who un-virus-ed my computer
>>153390804she was conceived in a test tube?
Do Fins and Slovakians hate each other? Why are they being so rough?
>breaking up olympic hockey fightgay
>>153391182Yeah, her father wanted a good figure skater, so he aggressively screened donor eggs until he found one that expressed the genes most commonly found in elite figure skaters. He put her on the ice on her second birthday and she was already a natural. 3,000 hours of training later and here we are.We're not at CRISPRing the eggs just yet, but with the level of gene screening the eggs went though, we might as well be.
>>153391176How much did Snowboarding get
>>153391159Silver is the hot commodity right now.
>>153390770>>153390871This but she won it in the opening ceremony.
>>153391241holy fucking grim
>>153391241How incredibly soulless
cute
>>153391150??? I’m amazed. I thought Norway would win easily
>>153391241How did he screen for genes in 2004? I just assumed he got the egg from a good figure skater
>>153391243More than the curling, which is honestly surprising to me.
>>153390833Why?
>>153390802looks even more retarded in motion but Jakey must like it or sumthin
>>153390841>hfw calling me a spazzo
>>153391270It’s mixed with Skiing. Snowboarders probably got like 10% of that.
>>153390980>>153390804Literally just a regular asian dad and an average white woman mother. All this shit about being genetically engineered is a meme
>>153391241literally built different
>>153391289
>>153391270>Wheelchair CurlingI really, really hope it is what I think it is lmao
>>153391241How do you know or is it just your fanfic?Liu is the oldest of five children. Like her siblings, she was conceived through an anonymous egg donor and a gestational surrogateAlso different surrogates each time
>>153391241How the fuck does ivf get away with it?
>>153391297Bros...Why can't I have her
>>153391306>h-hey stefania you wanna go out with me after the game?
>>153391320You can have her, for our sake at least.
>>153391278Genuinely curios why >you don't pay out for medals. State funded?
>>153391338>>153391338>>153391338speed skating
>>153391258>>153391263What; he got a talented kid out of it.>>153391269You could do it, it was just incredibly expensive.>>153391297>>153391310Her father literally said he was screening for traits that would give her "maximum genetic diversity", traits that just so happened to make her a natural at the activity he'd already bought equipment and coaching for before she was even born.She's cute because positive traits correlate; people who can do beautiful things are themselves usually physically beautiful.
Germans are losing double slide to americans lol
>>153391331https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/feb/22/norway-winter-olympics-success
>>153391366Is this real or have the inevitable winners just not gone yet?
>>153391297First time I saw her I thought she was wearing a Davy Crockett hat
>>153391362>positive traits correlate; people who can do beautiful things are themselves usually physically beautifulReminds me of what my mom said a few days ago; the Olympics are basically the only time you can see a ton of genuinely attractive people on TV anymore.
>>153391362What's the difference between this and a woman going Chad Only? For me it's the hypocrisy.
>>153391375they lead after the first run
>>153391241incredibly based if true
am i too chudded or is BBC showing womens sports 99% of the time.
>>153391406they understand the appeal of wintersports
>>153391362Our womens ski team are far from the prettiest girls in sweden and theyre very good so dunno.
>>153391362>What; he got a talented kid out of it.Not saying it didn't pay off the but the whole thing is the definition of soulless.
>>153391398Its lot more random instead of lab picking egg and sperm etc.
>>153391398Women are terrible at picking mates and so will produce dumber, less fit offspring even if they think they're optimizing. This guy picked for traits that are actually good.
>>153390554
>>153391369Fair play. Can't say it isn't working for them.
>>153391366>>153391375>>153391401they fucked up the start being 0.1 secs behindbut they arrived 0.022 shortif they dont fuck up the start no one will catch them
>>153391362>>153390804“When Pellman called Xu Bo in for a confidential hearing in the summer of 2023, he never entered the courtroom, according to people who attended the hearing. The maker of fantasy videogames lived in China and appeared via video, speaking through an interpreter. He said he hoped to have 20 or so U.S.-born children through surrogacy—boys, because they’re superior to girls—to one day take over his business.”“Some Chinese parents, inspired by Elon Musk’s 14 known children, pay millions in surrogacy fees to hire women in the U.S. to help them build families of jaw-dropping size. Xu calls himself “China’s first father” and is known in China as a vocal critic of feminism. On social media, his company said he has more than 100 children born through surrogacy in the U.S.Another wealthy Chinese executive, Wang Huiwu, hired U.S. models and others as egg donors to have 10 girls, with the aim of one day marrying them off to powerful men, according to people close to the executive’s education company. “
People say watching mens figure skating is gay but if you watch mens luge you're actually gay
>>153391369>Of course infrastructure and camaraderie is only a part of Norway’s Winter Olympic success. Being a snow nation is clearly vital.*looks at the camera*
When do the skeleton races start?
>>153391467>the virgin chinese baby farmer vs. the chad french african vacation inseminator
>>153391467Xu Bo has hundreds of sons at this point, all raised in orphanages, he is single handedly making the chinese sex ratio even worse for 0 reason
>>153391241
>>153391362If you can't see how horribly gross that is then congratulations you've graduated to superamerican
>>153391490I would simply shove my face into her crotch and never leave.
>>153391501>the chinese sex ratioStealing this band name
>>153391490men tomorrow and women on friday
>>153391502>>153391241>>153390804dad went around suing small business and media with frivolous lawsuits to be able to have then settle and use that money for his 5 surrogate kids by atheltic blond women
Damn, 35 shots and still just one goal
>>153391467>2100>much of the world is now a large afro-indian underclass collecting UBI and listening to reggaeton>an elite overseer caste is made up entirely of genetically engineered white/asian hybrids who pass their free time by being inhumanly good at sports>a weird pseudo-hispanic race occupies much of North America with the goal of having elite Hapa kids and moving them up to the upperclass>the remaining whites and Japanese people and whatever live in people zoos
>>153391527>tfw cant watch women skeleton because need to spend time with girlfriend on fridayfeels bad man
>>153391467>The maker of fantasy videogamesthey always go after gamers
>>153391467Bann all Chinamen from doing anything in the US
>>153391297THIS is the chick everyone is losing their minds over? donor must have been an absolute hideous monster
Goldzone LOVES to play worthless ice skating practices
>>153391550I assumed he just bought eggs from the athletic white women, then had indian women carry the children.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153391628hapas are like kryptonite to most white men
No more huomenta
>>153391628This site is full of extremely mentally ill weebs
thats it im watching luge
>>153391628Getting attention as a woman really is as simple as having an usual hairstyle
Finnish hockey is so over
>>153391628I just like that there's a zoomer egirl who's also attractive and talented. It gives me hope for the future, even if I don't like the aesthetic. Like we're leaving the world in (somewhat) capable hands.
The Olympics but every country's president just picks names out of the phonebook at random to compete.
KEK
total kollaps
>3-1 slovakia
It's time for Slovakian centuryI kneel
Why isn't there mixed gender double luge
>>153391756she gives reddit chungus energy but honestly it seems fine and genuine so less annoying than other athletes being pushed
>>153391714>You are mentally ill if you find athletically superior women attractiveStrange logic you got there
Is that China snowboard lady ded?
fiasko
>>153391389athletic people are attractive, our perception of them change because they are athletic, like with smart or skilled people. cinema was always the place to find generally and undoubtedly attractive people, not so much anymore.
>>153391880plenty of athletic attractive women in skating but you got attached to the half-asian with stupid hair and a weird piercing just like a weeb would, curious
>>153391917KOLAPS
>>153391880>athletically superior womenShe dances on ice mate
>>153391913No idea. Also there has been literally not even single mention about that in Finnish Olympics media. When same time that American lady who hurt herself got so much media.
>>153391949If being attracted to women makes me a weeb then whatever
>>153391949
>>153391872she's a /b/tard
>>153391949The weird piercing is honestly the reason why i find her unattractive.
>>153391949Call me crazy but I think a weeb would be attracted to the actual Japanese skaters rather than a half-asian.
>>153391628don't EVER insult my wife again
Finland come on what are you guys doing, I leave for a while and come back to this.
>>153392021>she's a /b/tardYou're right she does kind of give off a boxxy vibe, I thought she reminded me of someone.
what is you niggas watching
>>153392083We were not ready for Slovakian supermacy
>>153392099porn
>>153392021Was she even alive the last time /b/ was alive?
Curling is on.>>153385469>>153385469>>153385469
>>153392024i love women with piercings
>>153392144She goes there for the porn now. She's obviously a pooner.
>villain returns in a cameo appearance
French commentator informed us that the American athlete KIRKBY (luge double) is "looking for a soulmate" (male).
>>153392166You can have those women
>>153392225my mixed doubles luge partner is here
And they said NHL players are good
>>153392225Its truehttps://people.com/luger-sophia-kirkby-looking-for-love-olympic-village-viral-videos-11901047
>>153392266you should've brought the team from last olympics
>>153392266Your iihf squad would never crumble like this
>>153392195how are these bitches one upping each other right after the other
DEUTSCHLAND!!
>>153391951Blamage
>>153392266even nhl players can't beat pennanen
>>153392150no one cares about men's curling
>>153392304italia
>>153392266>>153392283>>153392302>>153392311Never gonna fall to NHL meme again. It's time to apologize to skoda cup teams
link to illegal stream?
kino W2Luge finishItalian's home track advantage pays off
>>153392150I care deeply about all curling
Don't miss the doubles luge. It's very close.
its ok finlandits time for sweden to shit the bed
>>153392278>"If I can't find Olympians, I'm very open to go on dates with fans," Kirkby saidathletes are doing gfe now
swedish false humility is very irritating
>>153391949They are attracted to childrenThey like her because she has braces and dresses like a teenIt's the same as this horrifying obsession in the 2018 olympics around the Russian ice skater that was super young4chan is full of sick p*do fucks and we would do well not to forget that
>>153392278This kinda feels wrong. The Olympic Village is basically one of the few places on Earth that the most elite members of the human race can cut loose, interact and fuck each other senseless without the rest of humanity ruining the vibe. You shouldn't be breaking the sanctity of that space with social media shit or cameras.
>it's a host country somehow wins more medals than they would normally do it not hosting episodeIt's all so tiring
>>153386292>>153386292>>153386292men's snowboard halfpipe
>>153392359https://freestreams-live1a.pk/sky-3-nz/
>>153391383
>>153392225>>153392278Okay okay, i can do it
>>153392558I haven't seen you guys post a single clip of her actually skating yet.
NOTHING all afternoon and now I want to watch 3 things at the same time you fucking pricks Italy
>>153392558
I hate our media.We actually got a bronze today and all focus is on ice hockey (fiasko).
>>153392637here's a pic
>>153392698Yeah ive already seen this and have busted to it a couple times, but its not a video of her skating
>>153390931Really? It all makes sense to me now
>>153392637Practice first chud
a lot going on rn but I highly recommend tuning in to see Chock/Bates at the end of ice dance to win gold for USA. they have a very impressive flamenco program
>>153392637she's amazing
OLYMPIC RECORD
>>153392817Are they going to beat the french?
Just realized UK has no medals. Are they not taking part in winter olympics? I don't think I remember seeing any.
>>153392848by almost a full second at sea level vs salt lake city altitude wtf
Thread was comfy until the faggot above
>>153392808The price of being a gold medalist
>>153386292>>153386292>>153386292continue using for mens
>>153392817No thanks, only homos and roasties are tuning into this. Men's ice hockey is already peak and kino, hope you didn't miss that wild empty netter sequence homobro
>>153392860USA is the only brown country that can win medals at the winter olympics.
>there will be a re-skate!
>>153392860
was nothing on for hours now everything is on and I dont know what to watch
reminder tha canada's katastrof against usa directly caused the trans rights mass shooting
>>153392915sweden vs italy - mens ice hockey. you DID see binns :DD vs slovekia right
>>153392377Doesn't look like we have any chance here.
>>153392860GB is lucky to get 2-3 medals per winter games at all.
Where is the figure skating thread? Why did that spanish lady skate with cum in her hair
>>153392637>skating?
>>153393001Odd. Is there no interest for winter sports in UK?
>have all the problems of America - shootings, pozzedness, diversity >have none of its positives - gun rights, freedom of speech, cool history Damn Canada really sucks
>>153393011here atm >>153331397
>>153393065Not really no, not much funding either.
>>153390552>Fencing posture as soon as she landedgrim, what's the latest update on her situation?.
>>153393097>cool historyCanada unironically has amazing history (it was literally the inspiration for Narnia) but it was all censored and removed from the national consciousness by Communists in the '70s. That's why their flag is a leaf now instead of the old British coat of arms.Shit's fucked up. It would be like if some lefty government closed the Parthenon and said that Greece's entire identity was just "south of the balkans".
>the absolute ASS on tthese guys
>Chinese snowboarder Liu Jiayu has been confirmed to have no spinal abnormalities following medical examinations after she was injured during the women's snowboard halfpipe qualification at the Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics here on Wednesday.>The Chinese snowboard team manager, who accompanied her to the hospital, said imaging results indicated no abnormalities in her spine. The athlete remains conscious and has received treatment for a head injury.she's alive
>>153393442Good news
>>153393442>spine mangled beyond repair>amputate spine>no spinal abnormalitiesit's just that easy
>>153393442yay
final runs of the double luge now
>>153393442Good to hear, but she might still have neurological problems going forward
>>153393442Good to hear. I hope she will be fine
>>153392848why does he have a vagina
>>153392451
>>153393442"She had absolutely no spinal abnormalities and has decided to retire from all competition going forward. She's living on a wonderful farm up in Heilongjiang where she's snowboarding as much as she wants. You can visit her sometime, just not right now."
>another medal WE ARE A SLIDING POWERHOUSE
>>153393596knew they were smart
>>153393596It's white hebes not really children tho,
USA USA
how do you choke in fucking ice luge FUCK
>>153393617they had a lot of practice in that position
>>153393687kek
>>153393713USA mens doubles have 0 medals
>louis phillip vito IIIhis name is like royalty or a mob boss
burgers mega choked 2nd luge run after a track record in the 1st
Wasting time until men's hockey KINO
>>153393687i can do that
>>153392486eh, nothing personnel, kid
>>153393801>Sweden vs. Italy PreliminaryMeh, ill start watching once they get to the group stage
how are we enjoying the Olympics so far, /sp/?
>>153392486They ramp up the spending on their athletes to insane amounts and also are allowed to have more athletes competing
>>153392486i'm going to save this post and post it at you in 2028. don't ask me how, i'll just know
disgusting display by china during mens 1000m speedskating. velly shamefur
>>153394229quite a lot of kino moments when you look at it like this
>>153394229>no raccoon trash montage
>>153394229Comfy
>>153394229What event had the German airborne during the medal ceremony?
>>153394229It's been good even though Finland has not been that good. I have enjoyed watching
>>153394229as someone that watches everything they can I'm having a fantastic time. shame about all the young cumbrain posters that can't appreciate the wealth of true sport and competition spirit on offer but I guess that comes with age.
>>153394229Cool collage.
>>153394266whoops. I forgot to include her because I've got her in a seperate folder. I suppose I should throw this in there somewhere >>153392651
Wait a minute. Hasn't anybody claimed their Olympicfu yet? I'll start
>>153394399I have claimed my wife
>>153394399I think she looks autistic and I like that
>>153390972>Swedish occupation genes Doesn't count.
>>153394399first for Isabeau
>>153394334I guess ski jumping
>>153394399jannyturd has deleted olympic waifu threads
>>153394399do you really need to be this ripped for bobsled?
>>153392651I am really put off by this girl's attention whoring on camera. I miss the Russian skaters.
>>153394399
>>153394399raccoon gf get
>>153394266>>153394392here you go Hungarianon
>>153391338Poooooohhhh
>>153394591based ty
>>153394399still stefi
>>153391628It's just my fellow Americans coping over the loss of Eileen Gu. Mogs this raccoon chick so hard. Genuinely 10/10 vs 1/10 type difference.
Christ, put it away Ilia!
Imagine how many medals USA would have if we had more asthmatics
>>153394617>gay>breeds isabeau to secure the future of us skating>goes back to being gaytyfys
>>153394617He's so dreamy
>>153394617It's okay when men do it.But fortunately, Eurosport sometimes lets things slide: >>153394529
>>153394639imagine if he cared about skiing
>>153394617let's not pretend those aren't perfect nipples
>>153394639>>153394663>if only we had more medical "exemptions" to abuse more PEDsNot really something to brag about
>>153394717Yours are more perfect
>>153390789>THIS IS MUCH MONEY THE US IS DOING OF THE PAYINGThank you USA Today intern Rajesh
>>153394654melkwagen arriveert
pettersson is terrrrible
Canada is blowing chode at the olympics, we were at the top of the medals in 2010, it's joever.
>>153395376>not one gold medalGrim
>>153395376zoom zooms
>>153395376We always sucked at the olympics>2010Home advantage
Instead of a plinker rifle Biathlon should haul a Barrett .50, but what should they shoot at?
>>153394399Who?
>>153395664https://www.instagram.com/desijohnsonn/Aussie bobsledder
>>153395706Bless you she cute
They always use the same boring ass music in figure skating except for the rhythm dance
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJUST END MY STUPID CHUD LIFE
>>153395877Should be a deduction for whoring up the rink
>>153395877you know he washed his mouth and spat in disgust in the dressing room fo kissing a moid
Fucking end my life, what the fuck is this
>>153395877>eyes open kissing
>>153395959whats the difference???? like do you close them when she is ugly? then why would you kiss her???? please answer
whats still on, just figure skating?
did the usa win gold today
>>153396031When you kiss your first girl anon you'll understand
>>153396037Figure skating and hockey>>153396049Yeah we won gold in women's moguls and men's speed skating
>>153396072>whenhaha...
reminder
>>153396146>worst starter pokemon
>>153396146weeb zoomers are taking over
georgian figure skater talking shit about italian food
>>153396072I kissed my uncle, does that count?
>>153395925Holy hell this is rough fella. 2 goals on 4 shots is bad as it is, but to Italy?
>>153396259did you close your eyes?
>>153396072I have kissed girls but i dont understand what would be wrong with keeping eyes open.
>>153393538You mean other than being Chinese?
>>153395877I thought this was the brother and sister duo
>>153396229Italian food sucks, its Italian American food that is good
USA about to take the ice for gold with this flamenco Paint it Black routine. 1 pt back from the French whose best score is 2pts higher as well. will be tight!
>>153396471I could that but I don't wanna
>>153390833It was supposed to be an amateur competition.
>>153396471HERE WE GO
>>153396471damn that was actually good
>>153396471it's a season best! SILVER ensuredcan France top it?
>>153391843Originally it was mixed gender, or rather, gender wasn't mandated.
anyone have a stream link?
>>153393320concussion, no spine damage
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH WIVES
>>153396072never
>>153396223I wonder who her favorite character is :3
HAPAS AND WHITES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>muh gb's fear and gibson have chance at first skating medal since muh torvill and dean>they don't get a medalOf fucking course they don't. Sick of hearing it every winter games.
wheres my silly wife jessie
Italy holding pace with Norway
>Jake Paul gets to pronebone this at will
are there any big booba olympians
>>153394591perfect
>>153394399dubs for Alysa
>>153397612Czechia curler Julie Zelingrova.
>>153396471Yes but look at what WE can do!Use obscure movie soundtracks and make you cryNo give them the SILVER!
>>153397580If Italy gets the most medals they won period, it will be the best upset in history.
>>153397703Most golds matter the most.
The burgermutt seething on r/figureskating is so good
I can't go on anymore bros. If we aren't good at winter sports then what is even the point of this country
I turned on some random coverage and now im watching women shoot and then ski, what a weird event
Canada bros we have no golds despite being 7 times the size of norwaywhat the fuck happened
>>153397794It is not the size that matters, it is how you use it.
>>153397794Canada is the home of leave me alone, very little drive, all those with drive go to america
>>153397794looks like it's time to join the union
>>153397794You’ll win men’s hockey, the only sport that counts
>>153397768Indian lebensraum it seems like.>>153397794The crown is literally in the gutter, anon. It could be you who saves Canada.
>>153397794We got hockey which is the only sport that actually exists outside of the winter olympics
>Australia has as many medals as Britain, Spain, Portugal, Greece, and Russia COMBINED literally WHO can stop us???
>>153398058>literally WHO can stop us???Snakes, maybe spiders.
>>153398033Kek not so fast…
>>153398058World Health Organization cannot literally stop you, you are safe.
>>153398149Can I kiss you?
>>153398303That is the second time you asked.
>>153398314american gays are persistent
Olympics should always happen in Europe.
>>153398329
>>1533983292010 was one of the best olympics in history
>>153397794Isn’t there some wigger events coming up where you can flip around like retards in what’s totally not an actual sport? Isn’t that what you’re good at?
I fucking hate riggers
>>153397794Relax, you guys get your golds in short track, hockey and some other random events. People forget we got over 10 more days of events.https://app.podiumsport.it/Oddly enough the US might equal or overtake Norway in golds, then at that point Amerisilvers help us out like in Paris 2024.
>>153397794I’ve never seen a pajeet skiing
Finland have a medal I see!Always believed in them
>>153398329Ngl kind of disappointed the summer Olympics are happening here I've never been to an Olympics and thought next Olympics might be my year, but then there's less aura to it because it's going to be in LA, and also dealing with LA traffic with Olympics will be a shitshow. Although on the upside it's less travel costs
controversial zesty frog chad who won ice dancing gold
>>153398608CAM ON INGERLAND, I'm pulling for you guys too, hopefully a curling bronze.Same with Slovakia, hope everyone gets at least 1 medal.
>>153398329just have it in paris every year unironically
Chock & Bates were robbedI will never forget this, Shitaly
>>153398058No it doesn't.
what’s the sexiest image to come out of this years lympic gaems? hasn’t been watching unfortunately
>>153398646With the way Trump is fucking things up and now Wesserman is in the Epstein Files along with the city of LA in a financial fuck up, I can see LA 2028 being canceled.
>>153397768When we say you should become American, its not like rude or cruel. Its like Michael Jordan very kind and wise a big brother trying to help you recover.“Think about this — many of you out there trying to be Canadian now now are under 18. Do you realize that at 18 you’ve only lived one-quarter of your life? When you’re being Canadian, you’re only cheating yourself out of the chance to find out who you really can be. And, believe me, if you become American, you can be just about anything you want to be, including a gold medal winner at the Winter Olympics.Listen — you’ve got at least three-quarters of your life to go. That’s three more lifetimes to you. So don’t blow it. Don’t be Canadian.If you’re doing it — stop it. Get some help. McDonald’s wants you to give yourself a chance — a chance to find out the wonderful things you can really be. And so do I.”
>>153398813
>>153398813Depends, if you're gay, probably this one....
Coming from skating background. It's interesting how you see far more interesting and creative technical footwork in Aggressive Inline these days is than figure skating due to the rise of Wizard Skating/Mushroom blading style in the past half decade making Aggressive shift towards far more technical flowing footwork rather than just grinds and hammering massive stair jumps.Another thing Aggressive Inline skaters have down on Figure Skaters is sheer rotational speed in jumps. Honestly if you stuck someone like Sean Kelso in ice skates and gave him a year, you would see Quints by the time 2027 rocked around.Figure skating really needs a boot up it's ass in terms of trick creativity.
>snowboard cross tomorrowguess I'm getting up early
>>153398838cringe
>>153398835I don't think it will be canceled but I do forsee some big political shit happening, unfortunately. Hopefully not though
>>153397739The host country can win with only medals its a special rule except United States cannot win this way.
>>153398665How much dick do you think this dude gets Like every faggot must want him
>>153398857tomorrow's sked is kino
>>153398813If you're not gay, probably this one ....
>>153398892The IOC has a new a president, let's see if she easily caves into pressure.
>It's been 16 years since Yuna Kim won gold in figure skating at the 2010 Winter Olympics >She is now 35I hate growing old
did i miss the PAWG convention
>>153398842Holy fucking kino
>>153398835They literally had the Olympics in Nazi Germany and Communist China, they aren’t pulling out of AMERICA you terminally online retard
>>153398849Just bleed guy is skiing now?
>>153398981>Yuna KimThe most used kiwi pick-up line
>>153399011The retard that was voted in by retarded Americans wants to start a war with the entire world and he's about to do it.
>>153398981I was in Atlanta interviewing at the Japanese embassy for the JET Programme. I was in a Buffalo Wild Wings eating a burger watching the crash of that poor luge guy from Georgia. Morons didn't pad the metal/concrete poles.
I'm just here for webms of women's asses in tight outfits.
nothing more subhuman than riggers
>>153398693>parisHe said Europe, not syria.
holy robbed wtf
burgers don’t understand art
>>153399111burger crafting is an art.
any accidents whilst i slept?
>>153399162italy's goalie had an oopsie.
>>153396706no it wasn't that shit is beyond retarded
>>153399162Besides the Chinese girl this morning, nothing much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfEnWvVJEzc
>>153399111What did we beat you in now?
>>153399162Swedish hockey team almost s**t their pants
>>153399162Finland lost in ice hockey
>>153398665mirin'
>>153399191We did shit our pants
2028 Olympics are going to cement the rest of the world's view that America is a literal third world Latin American failed state. They should honestly just have it in Paris again to spare the humiliation.
>>153399225crackhead kino
>>153399188You scream robbery because you lost in Ice Dance
hang riggers from trees
>>153399241>when she sees your penis
>>153399245Yeah because it was a robbery, judges were overscoring “emotional” performances and we came in rocking out. You don’t think Chock & Bates can skate and cry to My Heart Goes On or some shit?
Is jutta hot
>>153399225Will fentanyl walk be an official sport there?
I had NBC on and every ad is either gambling or some prescription drug.And they skip every non-American athlete so they can show boomers even more ads.And all the ads are obese blacks and white haired boomers.
>>153399267You don’t understand art
>>153398693Paris hasn't been romantic in 40+ years
>>153399278Hopefully the local temperature that day increases by 100 million degrees Celsius iykwim
>>153399299is that an ICE agent in the middle of the pic?
why do humans enjoy watching other humans spin so much? like 10 of the winter sports are just people spinning and everyone claps. it all just looks the same to me. are people over here counting the amount of spins every single time?
>>153399321i couldn't spin like that, i'd get dizzy
>>153398892>>153399011One of the LA Mayoral candidates is running on a platform to cancel the LA Olympics if elected.
>>153399290No, I’m pretty sure that would be the NPC who conflates shallow appeals to emotion with “art”
>>153399011Must've been quite the coincidence that Olympics were scheduled for Germany in the small window they were nazis
>>153399280I always laugh when I watch an NHL stream and it's a fast food ad followed by ozempic and gambling
>>153399290I'm in agreement with you good Monsieur Anon of Frankia Had some faggot running for an office drop off papers at my house listing one of his priorities being "Better lighting" aka putting shit ultrabright white LED lights all over the place in a small town These people here have no taste
>>153399336it's still a point of pride in colorado that we told the olympics to take a hike in 1972 after winning the bid
>>153399290Bottom line they weren't even top 3 of the performances. Canada easily beat them and USA was better too
>>153399354Why would you be proud of that, hosting the Olympics is based
>>153390398Baking.
>>153399336Highly doubt it happens regardless, the Olympics are in the world leaders/elites pockets. I think it's just going to be filled with highly political and very annoying stuff throughout, with whatever the hell 2028 talking points are
>>153390398New>>153399389>>153399389>>153399389
>>153396192>razor leaf guaranteed crit with STABno
>>153399183Yeah? Why don't you ask Jim Thorpe about it then, if you're so sure, fuckass?
canadian skaters should’ve been disqualified for dancing to such a horrid rendition of Vincent.
>>153399327The trick is to focus on one spot for as long as you can, then quickly whip your head around and focus on the same spot. That's how I'd do it.
>>153397598We don't actually know that. He could be in the chair.
>>153391362that's not what genetic engineering means
