>Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/x/team2-------------/team-sports-schedule-event>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Previous:>>153385469Too many matches on today to listWomen's round robin session 1 in 35mMen's round robin session 2 in 5h 35m
lets goooooooooooo
I'll be at work for the women's games.
LET'S-A-GOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOCgjuu0xeA
>>153402483No SatsukiNo LawesNo Eve
curlfus incoming
half a bong lads (that is 30 bings)
It's only 9 in the morning and I've pooped three times already
>>153402589What is the quality, texture, and smell like?
>>153402594Really bad, I had an entire box of chocolates before bed yesterday
IT'S TIME
>>153402588mate its started, im literally staring at stef right now
Need a webm + sound of that jap guy just now.
Why is Italy coach so hot
>>153402580>rest of italian teamhnnnnnnnnnnnnnng she's lucky my brain is already pair bonded because that short one but can't stop now still voting stefi
cute italian coachwhat games should i be watching? i can only fit two on my second monitor
I will watch Sweden v Japan and Italy v Suisse.
Miss her need her
Sex with Japanese milfs
>>15340262Multistream PIP
>>153402641nah my second monitor is vertical so i can only get two across at a decent resolutionplaying mewgenics on my main
>it's a knock each other's stone out back and forth slurperholy
>>153402483>>153402580no words
Fresh new wives just dropped!!
this seems less tactical than doubles
>>153402650Post some
>stefi haristyle: pulled-back:(>>153402626molto buono
>>153402657
>>153402657Autismo Silvana
wow this is so boring without the preset guard
0-0 after the first end I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
Why are they just knocking stones, this sucks
>>153402672I miss her...
>4 out of 5 members of the korean team have names that end in "-ji"
one of the swedes has a fat ass and the camera is avoiding her
so where is your skip waifu
>>153402686yeah one is really thick
>>153402690So stern
>>153402690What's her endgame?
>>153402688>tfw don't have to play with *mos anymore
>>153402699total gaijin death
>0-0 slop
>>153402699marrying me and then having 3 kids together
this usa v korea match is peak grug
>>153402646is it 16:9? i can stack 3 on mine
>>153402686women hate other women. shame, really
>>153402714yeah but i got a leave space for you guys :)
>>153402722oh true. i always have /sp/ on my main kek
>>153402706Only for the patricians.
>>153402626>>153402666lmao i was just thinkin about that
>>153402721Why do they hate each other?
>no nip qts>no naisusI miss Loco Solare
>>153402734how come theres often a women with deep set eyes like theyve seen some shit do you need to suffer to understand curling
>>153402731got one more webm of her
>>153402739Yoshi is hot.
>>153402739Lack of naisus is pissing me off
>>153402739you get milfs instead
>>153402749My Uber driver yesterday looked like her. We are mere weeks away from total economic collapse.
>>153402747um, this is not /v/
>>153402746>ragu marinarareal original name here bravo
SOMEONE GET STEF WINKINGI CANT REWIND
Based Constantini
>stef changed her nails from red to white
>korean holding a 8.5x11 "have fun" signthat's nice
>>153402773the *mos era is over
And what the fuck happened to Homan? Holy shit. Looks like she's spent the last four years chewing tobacco nonstop.
>>153402769wasn't a wink but i got you
>>153402731>>153402746This girl is there only because she's the daughter of the the technical director. He kicked out of the team Stefania's best friend just a few weeks before the olympics. Pure nepotism
>>153402785>daughters-so who's having sex with her
stef is such a choking bitch
I stick to screenshots. The software that makes the webms and mp4s can't remove sound.
>>153402784shes just oozes elegance and competence compared to the rest of these grugettes
sweden almost fucked that
They almost choked already
not looking good for italy
Stop the simping
>>153402803I have something that they can choke to if you know what i mean
>>153402746Reminding me a bit of the Spanish actress Ivana Baquero.
>>153402807Girl on the right looks cuter then Stef
Is Constantini doing mixed doubles again or is this her only event
>>153402746way better looking than her pic on site
>>153402817yeah matelooking forward to mixed next week
>>153402810oh no hahahahahaha that's not what happens in here>>153402815she's just here to distract us trust the plan stefibros>>153402817anon i...
>>153402810i agree
>>153402815Objectively incorrect. Also, kill yourself.
The Swedish women could beat the shit out of the Japanese women in a brawl.
Naisu status?
BTFO
>>153402819Lots of people just look better in motion, simple as.
business idea: barefoot curling
>thiesse suddenly more accurate when her sweepers can breatheuhhhh dropkinbros did we forget to refill our inhaler prescriptions?
>>153402827Wait, she is 34. Wtf
>>153402826It's just a suggestion but I suggest you don't get too attached to the screen people. They aren't real.
>>153402819Butterface sexo
>>153402841barefoot no. but bikini curling now... did anybody make an anime about curling yet?
how are the opponents stones cleared off the whole ice? is it if they hit it and it lands outside of the house
>>153402843Is Dropkick playing for the men's team?
>>153402845Even better
>>153402846no no it's far too late for that
>>153402855you know it
>>153402853no it's a team of zoomers including this irl chudjak
>>153402841they should wear the gladiator sandals clearly
>>153402851if it hits the edges its out of play and I think if it passes the line behind the house
>>153402851There is a back line and the walls.
>>153402855I thought she is at least 10 years younger. She was supposed to be younger than me, instead she is older
Where is the stream on svt?
>>153402746It's not fucking fair bros
are these 4 individual ice sheets or one big ice rink with carpet on top
>>153402864>>153402867thankyou
>>153402869It's on TV4play
>japan red stones>sweden yellow stonesExcellent.
>>153402869Only gay tv4
>the other italians are cute tooexcellent
>>153402878Japan literally has a curling stone in the middle of their flag.
>>153402873it has to be 4 smaller rectangles there's no way they'd waste the energy keeping the entire surface area frozen
>>153402881Queen Constantini made it a requirement for joining the team. It's a mindgame against walled hags to make them mald
I can't handle all these beautiful curlitas with determined faces. I haven't even had coffee
>>153402819>they all link their instagramscorrrr
>>153402856Which that is that that?
>>153402876Homosexual dogshit no way I'm getting tv4plus
>>153402887>they spotted me in the crowd finally
Remember when Japs went apeshit and started invading and genociding half a continent
>>153402899not descending into goonbrain simperism for screengirls
>>153402900>>153402887Need a curling gf immediately
>>153402894Coffee is bitter for your first time. Milk helps getting acclimated to the taste.
>>153402887Cute
just watch a pirate stream like a real man. im watching this on sky sports 9
>>153402901It's 70kr.
>>153402869>>153402876>>153402879>>153402901it's also on HBO.
wait is Stefania tall?
>>153402906Hasn't everyone?
>stefania down 2-1ok guys you proved your point but she lives across the street it was her turn
>>153402893do you think she spanks the others in the locker room if they don't play well?
are the japs strong enough to get the rock to the other end?
>>153402926Rumors are that all the other girls hold the offending girl down and take turns spitting on her face. To even type this disgusting rumor out makes me nauseous
yoshimura looks so cool i bet she had a fanclub of girls chasing her around
>>1534029215'6 before she puts heels on>>153402926the short one and the nepocoach i hope
pastasisters... the Swiss are spanking us
>>153402936Swiss mongrels never had a chance
>>153402934She canes them with her broom and screams at them. Not too severe.
>>153402936Stefani must be seething at the shocking curls her team are doing after being with amos
>>153402819>I graduated high school before she was born
>>153402959the worst thing about olympics girls? i get older and they stay the same age
>>153402900Is she new to the team or? She looks vaguely familiar. I think I only recognise one of the Japs.
>>153402908There are remedies.
>>153402957Maybe she'll learn to appreciate him more
>>153402934>>153402951g-go on
which match has the prettiest girls?
Did anybody record the chinese guy's broom head falling off yesterday evening? I could do with a chuckle
>>153402972
>>153402993>made in chinACK
>>153402819Probably using a phone camera for the pics
>>153402976No, it's literally her team
>>153403000if i had hair like that instead of amos i might feel the same
how can stef salvage this bros??
>americans capable of scoring 2you know what? i don't much care for korey dropkin.
>>153403020just like that
>>153402972I remember watching Olympics and athletes were closer to my parents age but nowadays most of the athletes are younger than me
>>153402667ma chi è sto cesso a pedali lmao
>>153403020You were saying, bitch?
STEF STEF STEF STEF
>>153403020They're tied and it's only the 4th end, what are you talking about?
>one point with the hammerpathetic. amos would have blanked
>>153402989italy v swiss
>>153403037we could have been somebody
Stefs teammates are pretty average (at curling haha)
>>153403041>>153403046kek my shit was like 5 minutes behind
Onodera's spergy handsigns are killing me
>women curling
our commentator is dunking on the technical director for including his daughter on the team lol
>>153402807>>153402815She could pass for Stef's sister.
Nipponsisters....
>>153403086BasedTOTAL NEPO DEATH
The whole Italian team are my future wives.
japanbros...
>>153403039Que?
Yoshi a cutebut wtf was that, throwing 3pts for the hammer?
>>153403095I know right wtf?
Nipbros...
>>153403072we'd love to see that wouldn't we jackie?
ah I got the timing wrong by an hour! fuck! tuning into ITA Vs SUI unless an anon recommends otherwise
This Japanese hag is so cute.
Fujisawa would never
>>153403086And I'm glad he did it, otherwise we'd have this witch to look at instead of our qtpie alternate
is she good?
>>153403115she looks like she gives cold emotionless handjobs
>>153403086but she's so pwetty...
>>153403111How bad is your yellow fever friend?
>>153403115strong neck on her
>>153403118This bitch looks likes he finna shoot up a school
>>153403122just how i like it
>>153403086ah yes the world renowned shitalian meritocracy>>153403099who is this pedal-powered toilet lmao?
>>153403086Didn't Silvio Berlusconi do shit like this all the time?
>>153403121She's good enough for me
>Most of Japan's team was picked for skill
>>153403108Needs more zoom.
I'm telling you, the Swiss hags are inwardly malding at these hot young bitches and it's affecting their playEvery time they chuck the curl puck they're going "These fucking WHORES aren't besting ME... This is all I have!!!"
>>153403138>who is this pedal-powered toilet lmao?Romance languages are so beautiful hehe
>>153403138I don't know your italian references
>>153403148>ywn examine stefi's ear canals
>>153403122>come on, cum already, I've got training in half an hour
>>153403165Uh bros, w-was that what I thought it was?
>>153403152same thing happened to lindsey vonn...has anyone ever torn an ACL playing this?>>153403159it would probably be good for training with how they have to sweep and yell lewd remarks
>>153402917I fore well crope to the cross inandwith hockey is sending there too
>>153403165o7
Holy shit these swiss girls speak like a bunch of mountain bumpkins lmao Now I understand why germans make fun of their accent
>>153403152see >>153403165
>>153403165>>153403169RVME
>>153403165>SNIIIIIFFFF pwoar
>>153403180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ABQmEizpU
is there a more sexy sound than stef saying "O-keh"?
>>153403183Kek yeah there are a bunch of shots like that, they're utterly mogging and the Swiss dogs are just awkwardly trying to seem unbothered
>>153403172somewalks man must like the location
constantini has impeccable posture
>>153403194unironically >>>/gif/30250216 but i don't think there's a way to get them to sweep hard enough to produce it in this sport
>>153403180guido macconi vezio alto malcantone
I can't wait to learn Italian. Such a beautiful language
>>153403208corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>153403206>Med woman vs Germanic woman
*snifffffffffff
>>153403152>>153403183Pound for pound the Swiss mog the Italians.Constantini is the only attractive Italian (and what causes the hype), but Switzerland's Tirinzoni is much better.
>>153403207Reminding me to sit up straight, I have awful posture.
>>153403207so true>>153403211i remember saying this 4 years ago still no stefania gf jdimsa
it's my curlfewsthey're all minei saw them firstall your favorites are already minehahahahaha
>>153403206>>153403214I like German women
I'm sorry stef bros, but I have to admit that the other chick is actually hotter...
>>153403217giula is a back archer nice
It only just occurred to me that the Italian coach is fucking 19, how is that even allowed? There's no way she has anywhere near enough experience to be useful, what a joke
why didnt the italians try to knock the yellow stone closest to the middle out of the way leaving 2 of theirs closest?
>>1534032190/8
>Peacock not allowing multiview right nowCunts
Lol Japan
>Your jap waifu is shit at curling
did anyone hear that?think they left stefs mic on and shes taking a bathroom break
That was awful end from Japan.
OOOOO CANADAYOSHI AAAAAAA WTF>>153403208holy that camera man knew exactly what he was doing
>>153403230I wouldn't say hotter, but I prefer Zabrini as well
>>153403235imagine talking about the actual sport in a goon thread, get a grip fool
>>153403217i'm imagining it, the smell
Fujisawa would never do this...
>>153403242They have it on for the later games but not these ones for unknown reasons.
>>153403230I would say hotter but I still prefer Stefania. I just want her is all.
>>153403234wut? I think you are confusing the team's backup player for the coach since she's his daughter and they therefore have the same surname
not much going on behind those eyes
>>153403242Streaming sites have all of them up.
>>153403222ToT
>>153403260it's anti-gooner discrimination
>>153403263>>153403230stef has more aura than any of the others combined thoughever
>>153403234That's not their coach, she's the "alternate" and will just sit there and do nothing for the tournament
>>153403257Live Fujisawa reaction
>>153403217Stefania looking a little depressing in this department. I may have to switch teams to the other girl as well.
>>153402814Ivana Baquero, famous for playing the lead girl in del Torro's Laberinto del Fauno, ended up shooting borderline pornographic scenes, most recently in the infamous Spartacus series.Keep this in mind to remind yourself that not all stories have a happy end.>>153402819>19>>153402827>34kek
>>153403230theres far more that goes into stefs sexiness than just her looksyou must be young
>>153403282based passenger princess
>>153403265
>>153403265Just happy to be there.
>witchschnoze
>>153403287>Ivana Baquero, famous for playing the lead girl in del Torro's Laberinto del Fauno, ended up shooting borderline pornographic scenesThey grow up so fast.
Why does that one US chick look simultaneously young and old?
>>153403278true true>>153403289I'm just not into the loud, bossy types so her character doesn't do much for me
>>153403222>that arch>licks lips>swallows>eye fluttersyeah she's had s*x it's over
>>153403217my wife>>153403222my wife>>153403225my wife>>153403231my wife>>153403265my wife
>>153402746>Hair somewhat hiding chin>>153402819>Hair not hiding chinThe anons in this thread thirsting over her probably grew up jacking off to minecraft porn.
>>153403217
>Korea not yellowRacism averted
Do the Canadian girls think they're Romania in 1998 after having beaten England?Why are they all blonde?
>>153403314HEYsave some for the rest of us
Nipponbros....
Not one attractive woman on our team.
I love the noises japanese team makesYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153403320those profile pictures are notoriously awful that's not the closer to reality lookthis is isabeau levito's
>>153403335What happened to the brotherfucker?Some of your girls have nice faces, but they have upper arms of 40 year old ladies (and sometimes with full sleeve tattoos).
>>153403344Why does her buck teeth make her more adorable?
>>153403333tinto brass in control
>>153403333Just about see through these pants when the light catches them.
>>153403335Excuse you?! They are four queens
>>153403344New Jersey whores never look good
>>153403344she still looks stunning here but that's just because she's excessively beautiful
>>153403362kek, surprised me
>>153403359>imagine that bouncing up and down in your lap
>>153403350Teams were already decided, she was irrelevant before the mixed doubles gold
>>153403352Charm point. (Slight) imperfections make people more attractive.
>>153403359>see through black pants>white pantiesslut
>>153403325god they look madmy wives
>>153403344That's not too bad at all. Some people just don't take good headshot photos.
>>153403362fucking kek. AI is amazing sometimes
>>153403362uhh this didn't happen on my stream
>>153403362caught me off guard kek
>>153403382Truth. I had professional photos taken for my work, and I look like a fucking gargoyle in them.
>>153403382My point being she still looks much much better than that in any other image of her I've ever seen. Whoever the Olympics has taking this photos is a confirmed troll.
>>153403371Not irrelevant, but she plays on a different team. That actually qualified for the world championships over Hasselborg, so they've had a good season
If the Swiss pigs, Swiss dogs, Swiss hags, Swiss hicks and hunchbacks win this, I will never watch this semen-slurping "sport" again.
>>153403362@grok is this real ?
Not many lookers on the US team, bros. I might have to start rooting for Korea.
>>153403362imagine when they finally make smell-o-vision real
bruh the Italians are getting porked right now
>>153403399Couldn't it just be a phone camera? If you take a photo like that with a smartphone it won't be close to how you look in real life.
>>153403385this guy's name is Al?
STEFTEF
>>153403413I read once that it's a real photoshoot but they do it right after you get off the plane so you look like hell. They must be using a focal length much different than the TV cameras.>>153403412And not the good way!
>>153403399Maybe just trying to capture a bit of personality, which they seem to have done with her.
>corey thiesse at 97%*orey drop*in
>>153403416
Oh, so you're too good for her?Apologise.
>JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW >BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE what did she mean by this?
>>153403429They're just trying to get her through the profile picture assembly line. What they failed to realize is that she's a princess and can't take a bad picture.
How do Koreans even get into curling?
>>153403221real talk, how do you fix 10 years of bad posture?
>>153403427>wide angle lens, or 50mm at most>uniform lighting/direct flashthat's all there is to it really, take away the smiling and it's the kind of pic you have to take for your ID, it's simply not flattering for anybody
>Japan getting smashed>Korea getting smashedIs China's team cute?
>>153403463>What they failed to realize is that she's a princess and can't take a bad picture.Some people just don't take bad photos, it's annoying.
the japanese team is saying roku nana
>>153403439i'll take her too, thanks for asking
>>153403473i take awful photos but luckily irl im fuck ugly too
hi where are the curling
>>153403465Aldi's middle isle on the weekend.https://www.aldi.com.au/product/onset-posture-trainer-000000000694783002Also, ditch the mattress and sleep on the floor.
>>153403464well, there's no straight line to success
>>153403463>>153403473she's youngsomething tells me she'll hagmaxx by 30
holy takeout we were not getting that in doubles
USA USA USA
>>153403489can I wear this 24/7?will order one now
>>153403465splurge on a good chair if youre a desk jockey, and actively try to stand straight.
do NOT hire a korean maid
>0%I don't feel so good
kek, this announcer >IT AIN'T GETTIN' THERE!
lol why'd they throw it so soft? are they stupid?
get this ugly whowa off the team
>Korea have the hammer>USA steal 1>USA steal 2Absolutely pathetic.
>ugly and can't throwthey are better off letting the nepo baby play in her stead
>worst korea
>Korea
>>153403495I can save her.
Italy vs Switzerland is the only decent game left and that should be a comfortable Swiss win.
Just got here. Who has the hottest team on average because that is who I will support
oh god my stream keeps fucking out; anyone have a reliable one?
these dagos arent actually that good are they
>>153403144kek
>>153403528I've only seen four but it has to be Italy. Enjoy them while you can because Stefania can't win with these cats.
QRD on all the match so far?
>>153403450giu means down
stefania cuccittini
>>153403530yeah mate *unzips dick* olympic streams dot co
They need to threaten to deport these girls to Best Korea to motivate them.
>>153403530dlhdDOTsx
>>153403362She didnt even react. Does this happen often in italy?
>>153403530stanDOTcomDOTau
Italy STINKS
FUCK
Had to go get the cake from the bakery for my grandmas birthday. did i miss anything significant?
>>153403537Leaf trannies dabbing on the Danes.Asians can't curl.Switzerland mogging the wogs.
the fame got to her head
I kneel.
That's it, I'm watching my own country.We will avenge you, Shitaly
>>153403568
>>153403553WWIII just started, Sorry about your luck, bro.
>>153403570how does this sport even work? In mixed we lost to Sweden but we almost ended up facing them again in the finals
>>153403530https://gem.cbc.ca/curling-canada-vs-denmark-womens-round-robin-30470?autoplay=1
>Bona perfecta every time>3-6Come on, bully them into winning.
>>153403582bad rolls, teams get hot at the right time
>>153403582No idea anon, I'm just clapping like a retarded seal when the number goes up
>>153403582Group stage for seeding into the finals -> Knock out finals.See England finishing top in groups to finish first seed, then losing both finals and finishign 4th.
>>153403589>we have stefania at home
danes mogged holy
Is it an advantage to speak different languages in this sport so the opponents can't hear your strategy? Do the Canadians speak in French?
Daneshits should just give up on sports in general. Do science or something
>>153403587they are hot all the time imo>>153403589here we call it "strabismo di Venere">>153403591same, brother>>153403594I see, thanks, so losing today doesn't mean defeat yet (although if they keep playing like this there's not much hope)
Their coach is wearing an ascot. kek
italians are throwing way too hard
>>153403612Probably but the Czechian men last night were speaking English against us. Maybe they figure everyone's about the same level and whatever they're thinking the other guys must have figured out too.>>153403617Oh yeah it's a whole new tournament. There will be many more games before anyone gets eliminated for good.
lol their coach needs a translator
The English-speaking coach for the Korean team sounds like the performative English speakers in the Squid Games kek
>>153403541Thank you for the refreshing beverage but doesn't seem to have it>>153403543You are thanked also HOWEVER seems to be an hour behind
>>153403636im watching it right now mate i assure you it does
>>153403632Tirinzoni, that's an Italian name...
>>153403629So what's the fucking point of trying at all if nothing they do here matters
>>153403632stefania holy figure mogging>>153403648Well if they win today that's one game closer to not getting eliminated.
>36-year-old pharmacistPainkillers are on her
>>153403636A minute or so at max, but it works.
>>153403648this has to be bait
retards just learning about the concept of group stage
its so over pastabrostheres more teams than the 8 that played in this slot right?
RIGGED
>>153403641damn I'm getting technical issues / session expired
Koreabros we're so back
>>153403652>>153403655You said all this decides is seeding, ie who they play, and elimination isn't a factor until later. If that's not true, clarify your incorrect statement.
>>153403632>the italian flag lines up perfectly with her thigh gap
>>153403665clear cookies or whatever computer geeks tell u to do its working with ym adblocker on so its not that
>>153403657merisharts literally know nothing outside of politics and nfl
How long do ends typically last? I gotta take a shit but I don't want to miss the end of the match.
>>153403674>clear cookiesDo NOT listen to this anon. He's trying to get you in captcha hell.
>>153403669>until laterwhat if you did win a curling match this morning
>>153403665could be your DNS
>>153403685You tell me.
>>153403682
>>153403690Then it's less likely we get eliminated later. Koreans were favored to win this so if we hang on it's all good news.
We should've put Amos in a whig
how much advantage does the first thrower or second thrower get? seem to me like the second team have way more options
Has anyone ever kicked or moved a stone? do they get penalized for it?
>>153403701Have local media acknowledged he had a full head of hair 4 years ago?
Stefbros...?
wait how many ends in non-mixed curling?i thought it was 8
Italy are complete shitters. All these matches have been stomps.
stef doesn't even care about the game, she's just aura farming
You had an open goal Stef!
I miss team Fujisawa
>>153403703The team that goes last (hammer) is essentially a free win for that end. Teams with the hammer will deliberately kill the end (knock all stones out) if they aren't going to score 2+ because giving it to the opposition is too powerful.
>>15340371710 excluding garytime
>>153403708It's one of those honor rule things. What usually happens is they just put it back where it was.>>15340371710 ends now>>153403724based>>153403725Not that it matters much but it's better to keep hammer if you're not going to make up this deficit all at once.
>>153403708It happens. Usually the side whose stone gets moved gets to place it back in its original position.
>>153403738@grok insert an ugly italian bastardo eating her ass make no mistakes
>>153403283What happened to her? Started a family?
brainlet here, feels like italy have been playing too tricky and need to just put sum facking stones in the middle
>>153403710Baldness is just a common fate here
TOTAL WEEB DEATH
>>153403738butt mogged
>>153403747If they just put stones in the middle the other team can just kick them out of the middle.It has been tried before.
>>153403708Dropkin slid backwards into a stone and dislodged it and immediately alerted the other team and apologized. the stone was reset to the team's satisfaction and no further actions were taken.
>>153403758>yank thinks big is better
Which of the female teams are actually the favorites for medals?
Who has the superior females? I think Italy - Swiss
Do the girls ever yeet it down like the guys do?
>>153403771swiss and canada probably
>>153403746Anon i...you dont want to know
>>153403750>now unclogging the shower drain twice a monthcouldn't be me haha
>>153403747they are missing Amos' big dick energy
>>153403780baka
>>153403780
>>153403746Yoshi team defeated her team in Japan curling qualifying
>>153403770If chuds weren't completely uncultured they wouldn't universally think liking big asses is a new or "black" thing, shapely asses have been preferable throughout all of history. Google "Callipygian", not exactly a hood term So tired of seeing these chud NPC dialogue wheels
>>153403784>woman performs better when there is a man there to impress tale as old as time
>>153403786me on the right
Imagine the whoppers coming out of those Swedish clappers
>>153403789>yank thinks well shaped is better
>>153403746You can play this sport with a family, our commentators just said a lot of these women are breastfeeding between games
>>153403800w-what about between ends?
The younger blonde US chick has a nice ass.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
why would they not just shoot to the left of the 2 red guards??
>tabithasteely eyed missile woman
>>153403780>I want to see Fujisawa in her underwear
you'll all be thrilled to know that SUI ITA was the one game that wouldn't work for me, so I've switched to the Swedes and Japs. i'm unworthy of beautiful women, clearly
>>153403770stef has no butt, which is sadbut her face isn't big
well after this poor Italian performance, I think its time to give the cute nepo baby a run
>another missFINISH THEM
NBC put a new commentator in and he doesn’t even understand how scoring works…
>giving up COWARDS
>>153403828Sexo game just ended, you missed something but it's not over.
Spaghettisisters what happened?
Well... I just gotta hope Canada and US win hockey.
>>153403770>>yank thinks big is betterand u like this look huh >>153403780so dainty or whatever, anything not big to u is winning the lottery
how does this work? why did the us only scored 1? they had bunch of shit in the circle
why would they consneed only down 3?
cameraman doing a poor job of framing those cute butts
unironically why forfeit? they technically could have come back from that but giving up gives them no chance at all what the fuck
Korea to steal the game in the final end.>USA>USA>USA
Can't believe this they could have had 4 if they just went around the guards and took out the red on the button 2 turns ago
>>153403847got breastfeeding to do
>>153403846Korea had 2nd closest which negates every other stone
>>153403846Nobody knows
>>153403851good fucking luck scoring with no hanmer
>>153403851It would take an all time bedshit to come back.>>153403846They only had one stone closest to the centre before Korea's closest stone.
>>153403867>tfw no 10th end webms
>>153403815ahahahah>>153403828there should be multiple streams for each game, but stream 1 seems to be the only one in 720p
why don't they just curve it in between the gaps into the center spot?
>>153403896many people are asking this
>>153403754I wouldn't do a single one of your tranner looking hags
Anna still a qt.
>>153403867how often does this happen?
>>153403896They never thought of that.
>>153403907not often enough but they should have kept going for more cute butt webms
why don't they have drone shots? it can follow behind the sweeper giving a close up views
>>153403911corrrrr
>>153403911Probably looks better when she isnt at max weight cut for the competition.
>>153403907You can ask Cheryl how often it happens
>>153403911god i'd hydrate that
>>153403911Imagine feeding her fatty and sugary foods
>>153403958imagine giving her water
>>153403911mogs me desu
>Competing chants of USA and KO-RE-AKek
can you amerifags shut the fuck up whilst japan is strategizing
>>153403958
Did they just call this bitch Kimchi?
>>153403938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2MagIsyupM#t=3m30sShe didn't even yell for a CURL.Still, stealing 1 is a lot different than 3+.
>KO-RE-YA
>>153403971
>>153403971>America tier geography
why don't we just throw our blue shell and clear the board
It's over.
>>153404008WHO
>>153404022update?
>>153404022Kek seethe bitch
>>153404032Update over, over.
>>153404008deflated air bags
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If these AI faggots were smart they would have released a product to simulate every possible outcome of a throw so I could see why I was supposed to be nervous about giving up 3 there.
>DeletedKek malding bitch
>>153404058I wish they did use the little telestrator they have a little more to show how Korea was supposed to get 3.
>>153402672>>153402682she looks a bit different these days
>>153404080Imagine if John Madden cared about curling.
So who won the narrative for the morning window?
>>153404085imagine cooking bfast for that cos ur addicted to egg gas
>>153402672>Wiping snot on the broomIs this cheating?
>>153404121It was all served up for Italy trotting out more fillies but they didn't curl so good./ourgirls/ made some really good shots but kind of relied on korean goofs towards the endDidn't watch the other games but apparently Sweden is confirmed for out of cute autist curlers, Japan isn't even trying, leafs are trannies as usual, and Denmark was also there.
GB v Sweden. Time for some revenge.
Would be mighty kinglish if we clinch this game
Isn't men's starting in like 5 minutes wheres the hype
>>153405662Well it's the men, and the thread is on page 6 so we'll need a new one soon.
This lad seems like a good fellow
I’m very sad, there is a lasting power outage and I’m gonna miss all the games today most likely. Fug :(Hope to see good webms when it comes back
>>153403780>>153404085This is her now. those pics were taken for a bodybuilding competition where she cut and went without water for a week.Yes, everyone in Japan panicked, too.
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>>153405828thats a relief>>153405847mucho gracias
>>153405814>gifs that end too soon
