Previous : >>153406644Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleSkating away on the thin ice of a new day edition
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>grabs you tush
Australia has more golds than leafoids
>>153413637FU leaf there is only one prince of Orange and that is prins Pills
thought americans were supposed to be good at hockey
Snowboard was kino tonight, hope it snows tomorrow as well for the mens final.
>>153413725Trust the plan
>>153413568You can see her p-p-ussy
L'AMOUR TOUJOURS PLAYED AT SPEEDSKATINGTHE MADMEN DID IT
>German goaltending
PINCHE PENDAJO GRINGOS
>>153413725Refpuck definitely makes it harder, but >we will still prevail
>Chock and Bates yesterday>now Chloe KimAmerisilver bros….
>>153413697*braaaap*
>>153413725'member when we were good at hockey too?
>Torrent full nbc broadcasts, including the stuff they cut from their uploads.Where?
>>153413849Twitter.
>>153413829those were the days. feels like we need better coaching than this.>>153413849hdbits
Big juan
MURDER!
How much of the US team consists of NHL guys?
>>153413829Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>153413991that jersey is fucking gold. they don't make 'em like they used to.
FUCK LATVIA
They're just trying to find a excuse aren't they?
>>153413990all of them.
USAbros they're oppressing us...
>>153413813It's a sign. SLV and stacker bros wagmi
my friend watches the 3 national+college burger leagues every day but can't understand watching the Olympics without some star driven narrative to get invested. SAD!
>>153413813hodl on silver
>>153413748its fake snow
>>153413783>Chuds using a song sung by a black immigrant as their anti-immigrant chantThey aren't very smart are they
>>153413882Elon ruined search and NBC gets to them before I can find them.>>153413911Never ever gonna make it in.
sexo
>>153414415would invite you but I think they would look down upon sharing invites on 4chin
Another kino day, see you guys tomorrow
Dutch win
>>153414442leaf not going to watch hockey? what's the world coming to
>>153414471what a tight skinsuit goddamn
>>153414505you think they use that for kinky sex at the hotel after
>>153414442men's 1000m final soon
>>153414471i need to do more squats
>>153414471god I am so lonely...
that's not bugs wtf?
I know its early but fuck it, Canada won the mens 1000 m and we got our first gold! Now you guys can't bully us anymore
She will end with 4 golds and be the queen of the olympics
>>153414441It's cool, I appreciate you mentioning them anyhow because I was coming up completely blank on names. I'll turn it into a find somehow. Kiitos bro.
>>153414729padstatting with asthma>>153414753no worries brother. hope things work out.
>>153414725Oof
>>153414725uh oh
Who is bombing harder, Canada or China?
>>153414725at least there's some red on every flag that medaled
I'm going to be in Finland during some of the winter olympics and I'm going to larp as a Finn
There was a line, there was a formulaSharp as a knife, Dutch cut a hole in usI'm still waiting, I-I-I'm stilllll waiting
fuck the olympics, im not watching any more of this bullshit
I will forgive the French for their treacherous scoring if they let me have sex with Lopareva
>>153414884I'll be as well and i'll be larping as a american.
>>153414875What are the usas 4 golds? I know we got the team figure skating was one of them that speed skating chick?
>>153414884I hate Finncels
What is with all these hockey goals being disallowed? Is that some international rules stuff?
>>153414944IOC doesn't want another dream team scenario so they're snuffing us out of our goals.
>>153414924
>>153414884welcome brother
>>153414944It’s not the NHL, you actually have to follow the rules because it’s treated at a sport and not a spectacle
>>153414976Thankyou bro
>>153414944goaltender interference has different rules under IIHF
>Slovakianshttps://www.nbcnews.com/sports/olympics/man-arrested-16-years-run-returns-italy-watch-olympics-rcna258774
>>153414976Right, Breezy
>>153414924usa deserved the ice dance gold too but
>>153415034Smartest slav(e)
come on, Freddie.
>>153415092payment for the team win
Did you cry too?
This hockey just isn't interesting without Russia.
good to actually get some fackin golds
>>153414984Kittos fren
>>153415199Tfw misspelled oops
>>153413568Is OP a man or woman? I want to know before I rub one out.
>>153415034>arresting people for shopliftingcorr that takes me back
listen ya little pasta sucker mayor, you're gonna use my crew to build the village. Artie Bucco is gonna do the catering- and I want tickets to the figure skatin for my daughta to see that quad queer or w/e>An investigation by the Italian financial police, the “Guardia di Finanza,” has uncovered the sordid underbelly of the Games’ preparations. This police force raided the offices of the Milano-Cortina Foundation, revealing suspicions of corruption, forgery, and bid-rigging. Seventy-four people are under investigation, including a key figure in the project, Milan’s Mayor Giuseppe Sala. The core of the accusations involves setting up systems for illegal enrichment through overcharging contracts for the Olympic Village construction, bribes, and the use of shell companies. Notably, these are not isolated crimes but a well-oiled system in which, according to the investigation, representatives of organized crime—the mafia, which historically controls major construction projects in the country—could be involved.
I'm watching Super G women is it a fucking recording? No one is talking about it.
>Leafs get gold snatched from them>have to settle for a giant penny
>>153414471stupid sexy flandern
>>153415314yeah it was like five hours ago
>>153415314Yeah, that was like 8 hrs ago, bro.
>>153415314Hours ago m8.
>>153415314There's only ice hockey live atm and then that's it for the day
Xandra vezelboer is adorable, my kind of woman
>>153415353>>153415363>>153415364>>153415379fuck me... I was excited, thanks
>>153415348if they had just one hill they would dominate sledding as well
>>153415348Good on them tbqh. They're a small flat country, best to concentrate on 1 or 2 disciplines and go all out.
>>153415402hoursagoHOURS(AGO)
>>153415314>22:15 in Italy>watch a sport in the daytime>I WONDER IF THIS IS LIVE?!
>>153415348This is what a diversified portfolio looks like lads
Why isn't dogsledding in the olympics
>>153415471Calm down, Dutchie. Take your win gracefully.
>>153415512because of woke
>>153415348literal definition of a one trick pony
>>153415512Is a dog an athlete?
>>153415514HOURS
>>153414920Me too, she's got a lot of work to do to ease tensions
kek
>>153415514*two wins
>>153415544
>>153415541Those are clearly two tricks though
>>153415512GB will use corgis.
>>153415512That'd be dope
>>153413568Since there is only hockey right now (by the way looking for some more hockey webms), gonna start dumping some webms from the past week of the winter olympics.Also thanks to the webm makers, appreciate it.
>>153415609
>>153415402I feel ya bro, I tune in late everyday and catch the last 2 hours at best (besides hockey)
>>153415541I'm convinced lots of central euro countries conspire to allow each other to statpad in a sport each>Netherlandsspeed skating/short track speed skating (same sport)>Germanyluge>Switzerlandalpine>Swedencross country>francebiathlonNorway are at least good anything on snow, america competes in a range of things and you guys are blowing the fix wide open
>>153415670
>>153415670Why are they like this
>>153415740because we never win anything
>>153415725What am I looking at here?
>>153415725
>>153415707In what universe are we central europe lmao
>>153415707not one central euro country in there
>>153415785am retarded don't mind me
>>153415785idk german seems pretty central to me
>>153415782
>>153415858Very nice
>>153415858
>>153415785>>153415784I didn't realise how far the conspiracy ran when I started typing but its besides the point. You've been caught red handed.
>>153415858>US girl>gets the hollywood camera treatmentkek
>>153415544There are no rules that say a dog can't sled.
>>153415907
>>153415774Was +6C at the skiing arena. That's basically boiling point for us nords.
>>153415544more athletic than a horse
>>153415512Gene doping.
Why are all the half-pipe women asian?
>>153415953
>>153415609>Breeding long legs back into them>Or making them super muscular to compensate
>>153415977ideal stature for the sport
>>153415977they are used to be fucked by half pipe..I am amazed that the event wasnt renamed to quarter pipe
>>153415999
>>153415977You need to be 4’11”
>>153415961Yet someone still though it was a good idea to host the winter olympics in a country that doesn't get snow.
>Latvian goaltending
>>153416065the Chinese made it work
>>153416046orgasm?
>>153416046
>>153416112https://streamable.com/wubio2
>>153416046What is it about cross country skiing that gives women uncontrollable orgasms when they finish?
>>153416131
>>153415977The black girls can't afford lift passes.
>>153416145I can fap to this
>>153416148>Mane and Tail-Europeans having horse-style post-race euphoriapottery
>>153416228
>>153416306you know she fucks like a champ
what a cutie
where can i watch skeleton replay
>>153416349you poles have some incredible looking women. kudos.
>>153415977It’s not an actual sport, so asians send their kids to do it to get a gold in the olympics for family honor
>>153416306I started watching at 0:02 and thought it was a mirror.
>>153416306
fucking how
>>153416436I don't believe it either. We actually got a medal!
>>153416420taking down the yanks for some social credit
>>153416420
>>153416420mutt 101 is at fault.
>>153416366cbc gem with a vpn
>>153416492when's the biathlon game coming out with micro transactions for the guns
>americans in the hockey thread are seething cause euros don't care about their sport kek
>>153416492
>>153416564can't wait for the canadians to skate circles around them
>>153416590
>Canada still has zero gold medals
>>153416617
>>153416651the amerisilver spin
>>153416651
>>153416607this is a pathetic and rèddit thing to post
>>153416679
>>153416617Asking for it
>>153416735
>>153416762
>>153416762Holy fucking kino
>>153416632Even Australia has one
>>153416762I thought the Canadians didn't have any golds
>>153416506Thanks bro
>>153416889I like how he almost stuck his blades into the polish guy
>>153415907i do find her quite cute
>>153416859Hopefully they should get a couple in short track and hockey soon.
>>153416889rekt
>>153415740They're more subdued at the snooker.
>check hockey>the favored teams to win are winning or have wonSemen slurping sport. Its gonna be USA vs Canada. So far the only kino game was Binnland :DD vs Slovakia
>>153416996it was not kino :(
>>153415301>Italian Olympics>it's all run by the mobkino
>>153416632Maybe you guys just aren't cut out for cold weather sports?
just watched the short track speed skating finals how hilarious was the game thread? I'm expecting the speed skating general was a 700+ reply thread because it was only a few hours ago and not even in the catalog anymore
>>153416996>USA vs Canadawouldnt mind that match up though
>>153416632figures, the primary population of canada isn't used to the cold weather
>>153416545Any winter sports game would be nice. It's been too long.
>>153417005Not for you but underdog victories are more interesting. Italy winning would have been kino too>>153415301Holy BASED
>>153417051Yeah, it was a fun time. Every time the US chick went down the Euros went nuts.
>>153417069I remember playing the summer and winter games on my intel pentium back in the day
>>153417051It was 700+ , lots of shittalking by the dutch.
>>153417063Nah just watch the 4 Nations instead, at least there they got to fight
>>153417084Same. I remember the ski jump was called "hot dog"
>>153415977
>>153417051good times
>>153417081how hard did everyone JEET when canada failed to medal? better yet does anyone have a link to the archive
>>153417081>eurosNigga I was starting to chimp out too. Short track is not that bitch's sport. Comedy gold otherwise tho
>>153417118>>153417118Thread is still up...>>153411387
>>153417112I love them
>>153417081I mean it was getting comical
is Canada the most KWAB country of this olympics so far? or "great" britain?
>>153417115>>153417158>China causing it both timesThey're playing dirty, I bet they planted the Chinawoman just to do thisWe demand a rematch without China
>>153417139>>153417131>>153417158next time we have a short track genny, she should be in the op. slag had too material to pick from
>>153416859That's suisse who got to do a glory lap after gu ACK-ed
>>153417185>>China causing it both timesit was more then 'both'
>>153417212ahhh... it was that one! thank you brother.
>>153417214>thenthan*
>>153417214She didnt need China to play dirty, she fumbled on the other day too
posting halfpipe medal ceremony for hungary anon it's the catbox link with f00efc.mp4 it wont let me post the actual link
>>153416889a bowling striking pins sfx played in my mind when he hit the camera man
>>153417214Makes sense why they can't drive
so >we've been robbed of a gold medal to keep Norway ahead is that correct?
>>153417254Not him but the link isn't working for me oddly, shows a video player but no vidya. But my net is also being gay, other catbox links I opened before work though
>>153417358weird, i'll try uplooding it again
>>153417358https://litter.catbox.moe/d2znldm90xgq0ssc.mp4
Holy sucking shit absolutely abysmal performance from Canada so far. Toss the entire NOC into the fucking sun. How are we getting outclassed by the Wops and the fucking Slovenians
>>153417393simply pathetic
>>153417390this one works, thank you czech broi appreciate it
>>153417393>import infinity indians>become bad at sportsbiology is real
>>153417342it's norway, they are going to win a billion more medals.
>>153417428klaebo alone would be in the top 10
>>153414875Its definitely Canada, China doesn't care about the winter olympics for the most part.
A kween
>>153417418hbo max drm is the worst
>>153417390Based thanks
>>153417112Japanese women are so adorable bros I can't
>>153417471b/a/sed
>>153417505i want one so bad
>>153417471anime won
>>153417390imagine how much BWC those asians are going to get in the village
COOL RUNNINGSMEANS PEACE TO THE JOURNEY
>>153417471based
>>153417547anon I...
Luge is horrifying
>>153417547i wonder if they would consider my AWC (average white cock)
>>153417594we edit out the deaths using ai technology so it is safe now.
>>153417471>finally decide to check out socials for several Olympians>multiple female friends are following Alysa's instagram>absolutely nobody, not even my foid friends, are following IliaIlia confirmed a fail industry plant since he gives girls the ick? He used to stream stuff like Fortnite and Roblox on Twitch so maybe he's /v/-material after all
>>153416112Broken rib
>>153413849Is this a fake image? Never can tell
>>153416651Amerigold in about a week.
>>153417547It's pretty slim pickings during the winter games, isn't it? Pretty much just run-of-the-mill whites and asians.That and people are usually hornier during the summer when it's hot so maybe the winter games aren't THAT much of an orgy as the stories make them out to be
>>153417471I knew we were right about her.
>>153417636i would do absolutely anything for a run of the mill cute asian
>>153417636who the fuck gets hornier during the summer? it's miserable and hot. winter you want to share body heat and can be trapped inside
>>153417627I have no idea, I was just trying to get anon attention because I've still yet to track down the White Chicks jumpscare during the free skate finals (it was one of the ladies in the crowd during one of the ovation segments for one of the last 5 pairs, on NBC, if anyone has access to it).
>>153417657>best bodies the human species has to offer glistening in sweat all wearing skimpy clothes >who the hell gets hornier it's a mystery
>>153417627It's real, but despite all the vagueposters claiming it's Jutta, it's actually Schulting
>>153417657>haha why aren't you getting hornier when everybody's covered top to bottom wearing coats and multiple layers>haha why aren't you horny when your body is forwarding all of your energy just to stay warm and can barely supply blood to your dick because there's barely any oxygen to spare at these high elevation mountain villagesIt's a wonder how you mountainfags kept breeding all this time. There's a reason why thirdies and countries like India are overpopulated degenerate sex-maniac hell holes
>>153417631Funny enough, that might end up being true. Distinct possibility we tie the Norwegians for gold and the silvers end up being the saving grace.
>>153417696People in warm climates could just pick fruits or grow something easier, that's why all the warm climates are 2nd and 3rd world or are mostly rich off oil money recently. Then people from cold climates have the bigbrain
which event should i watch on replay?
Literally feel braincells dying while ready all the awful amerimutt takes ITT
>>153417720Comfy/Easy : Skeleton/lugeIntense : Short trackControversial/Social Media : Ice Dance
Who's the second most racist board after /pol/?Is it /int/ or /sp/?
>>153417720Short-track, all of it.Kino of the highest order.
>>153416306That has to be the fakest nose I've ever seen.
>>153417744>>153417758merci, bros
>>153417750/pol/ isn't racist
Just tuned in to check out my favourite meme sport (snowboard cross) only to find that the entire sport has been "overhauled" for safety reasons.Incredibly lame. I remember the Snowboard Cross threads from 2 Olympics ago and they were great fun. I'm guessing they removed the big jumps so that fewer wahmen would crash?
>>153417750>>153417775only zoomers are unironically racist
>>153417750redd/int/ is garbage
i'm going to give a controversial take here:luge is big dumb.
>italy hosts>gives themselves more medals than they deservewhat a joke
>>153417732>ready*reading
>>153417844We're going to have 500 millions medals in 2028 Kind of won't feel the same as Olympics I'm used to if that happens, usually we go to a foreign olympics and get the most golds and it proves something. But in 2028 we'll have homecourt advantage which is a positive for the athletes but people are going to be saying our medal count isn't real because of being the host countryBut we also always get the most so maybe doesn't matter either way
>>153417844finbros, wtf are you guys doing? aren't the winter games your better season?
any accidents whilst i slept
more olympic qts plz
>>153417844Where is Great Britain?
>>153416420cheatin chinks
>>153417894Finns are a victim of their perfect internet speeds
>>153417844>tfw better at winter sports than FinlandLOL, LMAO
>>153417904if you want to see athletes dying then watch women's superpipe finals
>>153417918Apparently we have athletes who may do well in sliding, some kinds of stunt skiing, and curling.
>>153417871It's funny Olympics is always USA vs the world. 2021 Tokyo last two golds came from the bicycle race clutch win and golf. 2022 Beijing we tied China, but silvers got us through, they also in 2024 took back the Russians figure skating medals and we overtook China. Finally in Paris 2024 our Amerisilvers saved us again, tied but overall more silver. It's a possibility same thing happens this year, we tie and silvers keep us on top. The sketchy judge scores also prove it, it's us vs the world every Olympics, but I find it kind of fun.
>>153417871>2028Sorry to break it to you, but the LA Olympics will be canceled due to an outbreak of the Nipah Virus and World War III.
>>153417894we got no medals in the summer olympics, so yes, this is the better season already.
>>153417945>winning medals with asteriks next to them foreverkek. no medal from winter olympics without Russia is legit and you know it.
>BREAKING DENMARK TO CEDE GREENALND IF IT LOSES THE UPCOMING HOXKEY MATCH AGAINST THE U.S.>PRESIDENT TRUMP TWEETED ON TRUTH SOCIAL: "HOW CAN THEY EXPECT TO DEFEND GREENLAND WHEN THEY WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO DEFEND THEIR NET? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!">DANISH PRIME MINISTER BJÖRK FYORKËNDWÖL RESPONDED THAT DENMARK WILL CEDE GREENALND OF DEFEATED!"holy shit bros it's happening
>>153417945picture related is perfect for the sketchy scores
>>153417945how did this routine win gold in the short? he nearly fell like three times. his little spin section fucking sucked. just gotta spam quads and you win, regardless of cleanliness?
>>153418015pretty much. fuck actual technique.
>>153418015Probably because no one in that comp could come close to what he did
>>1534179452021 and 2024 were fun times, I missed the 2022 winter olympics for some reason, only saw a bit of it. And yeah if we ever need it we can move the goalposts
>>153417918bro none of these are even real sportswintee olympics is literally just like 4 sports repeated over and over again britain only good at curlingwhat other sports are in olympicsskiingsnowboardsleddinglike holy shit what a sad fing invented just to uplift nordic self esteem
>>153417963Screenshotting this incase it's real
>>153418062>>153417918skating anuddayeh thats 5 sportsmindbogglin
>>153417996Definitely I agree but they'll try!>>153417983Of course, but 2022 it was hometurf advantage for China AND Russia, and we in the end still overtake them. No one cares if Norway has more medals because it's literally a country full of skiers and they don't really do much in terms of geopolitics. Our biggest competition is the communism vs freedom storyline. But this time no Russia, so it pushes us to overtake Norway and China (which will be easier this time).
>>153418062holy cope
>>153418072Feel bad for him having to go up after the quad god
>>153418062what else even is in summer olympics than athletics and swimming
>>153418110yeah they lost it earlier in the contest. he did a perfect run to seal it. nothing to be ashamed of.
>>153416762KANEDAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>>153416889>sticks his leg out to try and take out the Polepoor sportsmanship
>>153416762Who did you think pumped her for hours that night?
>>153418144*switzerlaaaaaand
>>153418157Franjo
>>153418110The japs are another one of those contenders we always come up against in gymnastics, snowboarding and figure skating. They always get crazy close and sometimes win.Our swimming dominance is being challenged by the australians and chinese too.
>>153418161the cape reminded me of Akira
>>153416889Imagine track & field but on an infinitesimally smaller skating rink and barely anything ever happens past the first lap.This "sport" somehow manages to be gayer than figure ksating.
>>153418171the Japs' fascination with rote learning lends itself well to any sport with a set program
>>153418049Oh some good news from 2024 the Romanian gymnast DID get her Bronze medal, it was taken away from Jordan Chiles (the black girl who got her score bumped up over from 5th to 3rd).
>>153418238wtf I love Italy now
>>153418204Very astute observation, I agree!
>>153418238I didn't remember thatLooking at the podium pictures reminds me why the winter olympics is cozy
>>153418238>jamaicans losing a bunda competitionno wonder their track results have been so poor lately.
>>153418238Also nice bundas
>>153417871LA 2028 is going to be a shitshow. Trump will be even deeper into Alzheimer's and AOC will be leading a militia in the street to fight ICE.
>>153417945ur such a normie brained retard
How do you rate today's games?
Why did they give Chloe Kim a 100 score in the previous Olympics? She literally couldn't have done better?
>>153417471QUEEN
>>153418337Yeah it's going to suck ass, hopefully we can tune out the noise but also the lefty athletes are going to be extra annoying on home soil
>>153418361>Gold medal in 2018 and 2022What a chad
>>1534183607/10
Hey UK, you still Commonwealth coping? How are you doing?
>>153417471>I wouldThen do it bitch
>>153416889>Chinese guy literally reaches out and pushes him making him fall>judges said nothingThis sport is a joke.
>>153417717The human brain evolved to deal with ever-evolving social and environmental situations, with the universality of most types of human relationships, stories, etc. confirming that behavioral evolution is a crock of shit. Everything's cultural and sociopolitical. Black people didn't invent that hyperlyricism of rap and spontaneity of jazz because rap/jazz-brain, they invented it because oral tradition lasting much longer than among other peoples preserved an emphasis on those principles in the culture.>>153417750/tv/, if you can believe it.
>>153418238Nah it's going back into court and we have video evidence. The arc of history is long but it bends toward black girl magic.
>wimminz skeleton 2amlame
>>153418068I hope not I wanna go. :(
was chloe kim robbed? her trick looked much better
>>153418561sure budand the most hyperlyrical rappers aren't black
>>153418690Same desu
>>153418731>He really believes this
>>153418561nigger where do you think the homeric epics came from? they were oral traditions for at least 700 years (between the bronze age collapse and the time homer wrote them down). Learn about how the Greeks had competitions for memorizing and reciting Homer. Or the oral traditions of South Slavic culture that Milman Perry studied to construct his thesis on the Homeric epics, shit he was studying in the 1930s.
>(((judged))) sports
>>153418879I'm going to pee on you
>>153418836tell me more about oral traditions
In order to be considered first world, your country has to be able to win gold at the winter olympics
IF your country does not have a GoldTHEN its a fake joke country >China>Canada>BritainLMAOOOO
>>153417816That's because you have no taste
>>153417112who mogged?
>rig ice dance against america>rig snowboarding against america>DQ american snowboard cross for no reasonthis wouldn't happen in biden's america
>>153419021I'm amazed China hasn't manage not 1Also Canada
>>153419055Winning gold at the winter olympics is for whites only
>>153419021LMAOOOO
Chloe wouldn't have choked if her legs weren't weak from taking a huge BBC the night before
>>153419079did you check the women's halfpipe results
>>153418836>nigger where do you think the homeric epics came from? they were oral traditions for at least 700 years (between the bronze age collapse and the time homer wrote them down).Right. They wrote it down and stopped transmitting them orally in the same way. West Africans had like 2 extra millennia of cultural development in oral traditions. Other groups too, of course. Just not places where reading and writing became the primary means of transmitting stories and history.Clearly, the written word confers a number of advantages over relying primarily on oral communication. But reliance on technology does degrade the practice and accessibility of skills necessary to live in a world without it.
>>153418928Requires quite a bit of control but probably evokes a greater emotional response when compared to digital intercourse.
Chloe was dating this poor Lil guy for years until they broke up and she started dating Miles Garret less than a year later. Imagine being that guy and seeing who she is with now. Having to always imagine what he is doing to your long term gf.
Mutt's Law
>>153416679That entire match was awesome. Seeing them hit that shot for the 4 was crazy, and then the US tying them the next round was even more ridiculous.
>>153419042China, like the Soviet Union before it, has the military run their olympic club and right now they're too busy preparing for war and purging their officer corps to spare resources for sports.
>>153419021What's that in the corner of your flag?
>watch american highlights of the halfpipe>showing every black person at the eventI didn't even know there were any when I originally watched on euro streams
>>153419189Shoulda got that negroplasty.In all seriousness the first thin AGI needs to solve is manletism. Being able to grow to 6'5" is gender-affirming care.
>>153419189>Date him>Win silverToll paid
>>153419253euros don't care about NFL
>>153413568kino webm title m8
how can i make this about large black penises
>women's snowboarding halfpipe podium is 2 koreans and a korean-americanwhy?
>>153419409I'm a woman
>>153419409>Team Japan>koreanI already might have to suffer a black guy named "ZION SUZUKI" in the World Cup man don't mock my childhood home like this.
>>153419409>Gold: BWC enjoyer>Silver: BBC burnerwhen will she ever learn?
>There are actually """people""" calling snowboard cross an unc sport when it was literally added in the mid 2000s.
>>153419288>>153419477Why even try when she is already more satisfied than she can ever be. She is mind broken.
>>153419488are women just coomers?
>>153415131Her ass is too small
>>153419559She has a nice normal sized ass. Much better than fat ones.
>>153419555I think its a bell curve with female athletes on one extreme of cooming (many lesbos), and lazy hos on another extreme of cooming, with the average girl being a non-coomer.
>>153419555bingo
>>153419567>Be robber wanted in Italy>Return to ItalyGuy's not very bright
>>153419555Yes, but it's situational. Guys get horny when they're in the presence of specific stimuli but not otherwise. Women get horny at ANYTHING whenever they're ovulating.>>153419608100% REAL SLOVAK PATRIOT
I know this is kind of sudden, but I think the coolest people are the ones who can smile no matter how hard it gets.When I was eight, I got lost in the mountains of Nepal. I thought I was dead. I was totally terrified and wanted to cry. But there was a local kid who was with me, a guide, and even though we were the same age, he just smiled and said it would be fine. I was so impressed by that.
I hate the French so much. They should be banned from the Olympics like their Russian buddies.
Their kids are going to be so athletic
I like watching women's skeleton.Their butts bouncing are hot.I wish I had a gf with a bouncing butt.But I'm a virgin.
>>153419707this has got to be the best news for 4chan jeets since the green card
anyone wanna watch cool runnings with me while we wait
>>153419707imagine the pleasure of experiencing the hot melanated coom guzzling into her tight and eager asian poon
>>153419567lmao, the dude had an 11 months sentence for shop lifting or something he'd never served an probably didn't know about, would have never been caught if he didn't use his real name for the hotel check in.
>>153415759Shouldn't Finns be good at winter sports? What's going on big guy?
Norway being the best at the winter Olympics is bad for the vibes. They should add more sports to make the super powers the favorites to win. This isn't coping, btw. You know Olympics are more fun when it's USA vs China/Soviet Union.
>>153419779Wow, poor Finland
>>153419779Norway is abusing asthma inhalers
>>153419664It's a sign of higher emotional intelligence. The exact opposite is the keyboard smashing, controller throwing, screaming, pouting Twitch streamer.
>>153418238pls sauce?
>>153419821Sexual activities, probably.
Holy shit I just found out a new 2D Castlevania is coming out.It's been like 20 years since the last CV game.
>dude's name is Ilia Malinin>still no fanart where he's raceswapped and is called Ilia MelaninWinter Olympics are dead
>>153419807Don't forget the dick injections
Only countries that have at least one medal can post here. Sorry United Kingdom!
>>153419779Nooo the heckin evil Russians can't just defend their borders!
>>153419821I'd turn around 360 degrees and moonwalk away. I'd rather use my money to crash the stock market.
when did they stop using a flare gun to start? bit cucky
>>153419858QRD?
>>153419436saaar
>>153419779Nah fuck that I like my winter olympics cozy, save the other shit for the summer olympics
>>153416735>>153416651Not good enough, the guy needs to be a ridiculously over the top homosexual to win gold in 2026.
>>153419849This is the Olympics for white people mutt
>check ze schedule>curling>curling>curling>curling>curling>curling
>>153419821what is she trying to signal?
Winter Olympics are so watchable and relaxing for me as an european. It is so good to see a competition involving no woke, colored, diverse or any american bullshit of that sort, no immigrants whose parents and grandparents still shit on the streets from an african or asian pisspoor country. Just normal, real europeans passionated about winter sports enjoying their time while competing. How this can't be beautiful
added female board cross, female skeleton and male halfpipe finals to my watch list for today :)
todays schedule is kinda mid other than >>153420450
>>153420300>tftpYou will never be European
Biathlon would be better if the shooting part was skeet
>>153420460good...need a break...took forever to sift through these threads today, but wouldn't take half as long if tards didn't repost spam
Make Rally Car racing in the snow a Winter Olympic event.
>>153418696its playing on nbc now.
>>153420513whos gonna pay for all the damaged cars the females drove?
>>153418696>chloe kim robbed?She choked
>>153419779>ice swimming events added so that americans can win>norgay wins those, too
>>153417471YES
>>153420601her first run was great,>robbedspoilers.
>>153418523watch closer, his right foot hit the back of his left foot
>>153418523china hit the netherland's skate slowing a near olympic record run as well. Is this a trend?
>>153420540maddie mastro, 2 mulligan and a fall no points
>>153420764sara shizmo, that was a great run only an 84, the judges are ...
>>153420776chole kim sat down for silver.
>>153419892a bigger benis makes your skin suit area larger for ski jumping, turning you more into a "human kite" to glide longer.also, i think there was some controversies about luge athletes hiding extra weight on them to slide faster?
What we watching today bros?
>>153420927hockey, biathlon, skeleton, men's half pipe
finished cool runnings that no on wanted to watch with me. blades of glory is up next.
>>153420969I, Tonya after?
>>153421009no
>>153421019why not
>>153421024it was crap i only watch kinoes
>>153415858me on the right
curling is starting
Am I understanding it correctly, that Ilia Malinin is the first heterosexual male figure skater and instantly becomes the GOAT because his vertical leap is greater than 30"?
Women's SEX
italian tifosi brought out the flares for curling
>>153421150There are actually a lot more heterosexual male figure skaters than you think, especially if you count the pairs and ice dance skaters
>>153420927sneedskating men 10k
>>153421150how do you know he's hetero?
>>153421155https://streamable.com/kuldwxthey're acting like a football crowd kek
You should be allowed to heem people in short track speedskating
>>153419821the olympic village looks like THAT?!?!
>>153421150>heteronot so fast
>>153419821Today i will put my penis iniside to this kind of thing but brown one
>>153421409Is Ilia norwooding already or does he just have a big forehead?
>>153421431here's his hairline, i don't know the different degrees of norwood i just know i have to unclog my shower drain all the time now
Who's ready for Women's Skeleton today?
>the greatest male figure skaters are either 5’8 or 5’9Manletbros….we lost another sport that we’re supposedly good at….>t. 5’6
>>153421465I am but i wont be able to watch it :( Save good webms from it
snowcross seeding runs are startingthey're boring btw
KAMONCURL SOME FAKIN STONES
>>153421465my body is ready
>>153421515I'll wait for the heats to make a thread if nobody else does
>>153421515what exactly is a goofy stance?.
>>153421458is he getting grey already?
>>153421582Right foot firstt. Skater
French rookie did pretty good.
can it be? another GB catastrophe?
>post on reddit saying medal was robbed because judging was shit>get downvoted, post hiddenwhat happened to free speech?
>>153421682There is no free speech on that echo chamber
Snowboard more like snowboredom, they go so slow compared to skiers
>>153421213they should introduce some kind of winter martial art we have boxing, judo and wrestling in summerthey should have them all done in skates on ice but no taekwondo, that would be fucked up
>>153421704I keep hearing them say Wu-Tang and I except a bunch of rappers to come out and start hyping the crowd.
>>153421710Make it like biathalon, but instead of shooting have them bare-knuckle box with each other.
>>153421710mongolian wrestling
>Aussies wearing see-through green pantssluts
>>153421409Your video proves he is hetero retard
>>153421704it's qualification, wait until the actual race
>>153421710Ski jousting
>>153421742My video proves he's pretending to be gay. We all know what happens next.
What events are you guys looking forward to seeing? Ski Mountaineering looks like it's going to be really comfy.
>>153421710luge chicken
>>153421754imagine the points he's gonna score as a tranny
why do they have so many competitors in this shit? Half these fuckers should have been eliminated in trials.
>>153421754nothing
>>153421792This is the first games that I can recall where they showed a ton of footage of the mascots. NBC usually pretends they don't exist.
>>153421795>French Alps, 2030>now taking the ice>Ilia Malinina
>Maja-Li IAFRATE DANIELSSONthat classic French name
>>153421806
>>153421806can you blame them? that thing looks like it was made during a lunch break
>>153421806the beijing panda was pretty prevalent. I didn't see the paris creatures much.
does this chick only have the one name
>>153421818
no mascot will match berlino
Will Snoop be the mascot for LA 2028?
wtf is Inuktitut
>>153421844
>>153421818haha imagine if you were in that costume and you fell off and it started filling with water and you couldn't see or escape haha and it tangled your legs so you couldn't even tread water wouldn't that be spooky haha
>>153421853I'm sure NBC thinks he's still relevant in two years, too
>>153421844>give me all your gold medals, or get pistol-whipped, bitch.
>>153421846dancing bear?
>Swiss snowboarding
>>153421861
>>153421844he was so fucking cool...
remember the Vancouver mascots?
PANG ON THE WU-TANG
>>153421828paris mascot had big exposure, maybe it is just easier during summer olympicsbut yes, they were showing 2022 panda more often than 2026
both Romania girls are ethnic Hungarian
Would Olympics be better without russia all the time? It feels nicer without them. Get rid of china and the other Western non friends as well...
>>153421953>Russia and China make their own games>US and Europe banned>No one watches>Dies after one year
>>153421973Exactly
>>153421953A lot of the Chinese athletes seem decent. A lot of them suck up through osmosis whatever cutesey comeraderie or tomboy culture their sport has. Russians not so much
>>153413568Baking.
>>153413568New>>153422101>>153422101>>153422101
>>153421894>you used to run the internet>that's nice
>>153421682>post something completely reasonable>mod disagrees>perm ban from the subreddit>3 day ban from reddit
>>153421409Should have posted the one where they dress him like a dragqueen for a "fashion shooting", it just gives insane ammounts of cringe and humiliation feelings.
>>153421792I just can't unsee it while looking at that face
>tfw there's no /bia/ thread and an olympic sprint is happening
>>153423605just zelenskyy my shit up
