Previous : >>153442702Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleWon't you be my speedskating teammate? Valentine's Day puns edition
What did you do for valentines /sp/?
need uncut german husband
>>153451726I try not to think about it, but you're not helping.
Is there a ski freestyle thread? Grace seems cool
need average american woman gf
>>153451726bout to walk downtown for some sushi and gummies. bonus was bigger than i expected so might stop by the casino and a bar
>>153451776Judged sports are super gay.
>>153451793I agree judges are faggots but I like seeing big air
>>153451726bought my wife a Vicky's gift card to get some nice stuff when she's done breastfeeding, and we are going to let the baby try steak for the first time
>>153451518>>153451518>>153451518short track thread
would you say the Kazakh Bradbury'd his way to the gold?
>>153451776Here anon>>153450763
>>153451818Oof, I hope that's not the only thing you got her.
>>153451793What was that you were saying?
>Gu Ailing Eileen
>>153451888got her some chocolates, we don't do flowers
>>153451866Thanks fren and fellow Amber enjoyer
AI would have given US the gold over the frenchAI would have detected the canadian cheating
NBC once again playing ads over an entire Chinese participant's performanceactually a consistent pattern at this point
why are japanese winter athletes so fucking cool
>>153451988honestly pretty much every japanese athlete is. except their soccer players for some reason
>>153451904why's he white?
>canjeets have gold than fucking BRAZILtoppest of keks
>>153452268I think you missed some words
>>153451904I said that judged sports are super gay.
new sport idea: ice down the large ski jump hill and all competetiors race down it at the same time on skates
>>153451904just use VPN lol
>>153452307modified version: curling stones are thrown onto the ice at random intervals
>>153452037she wouldn't become chinese without him, so the government had to hire him
>>153452307Snowshoes Marathon should be a thing.
>>153452346mario kart skate demolition derby complete with koopa shells (curling stones)
Canada's first gold medal coming up!
another medal for us :)
>>153452476I like how the other girl got roasted by the chinks, because she didn't medal
>>153452476More than 6 million? That doesn't seem right. The olympics is only a couple of weeks long.
>>153452662ålandbro...
>>153452307They've done amateur versions of that. Long story short: it's really fucking hard to stay upright even for pros.
>>153452307ski jumping but on skates. let the bodies hit the floor.
>>153452307Ice cross but with bigger jumps would be sick
>>153452494Congrats!
i wish i had a gf
>>153452686What? 6 million dollars for such a short event seems a bit excessive in my opinion. Surely independent actors have been able to verify these numbers?
>>153451726Took a shit on the sidewalk outside of my leasing office. I know the cute girl works today, and like it or not she will be thinking of me today
>>153452601She was embarrassingly bad and crashed multiple times
>>153452771they're paying them to represent China, and not just in the olympics.
>>153452771Anything to Own The Yanks.
>>153452771>>153452662I met two girls from Åland when I visited Stockholm. They were both called Målin and I think I traded nudes with one of them
>>153451789>get paid more than expected>give it to a casino to celebrateYou might actually be smuggling chromosomes
>>153452819malin you ape
>>153452771Those numbers are 100% accurate
Guys I tried this spicy mango chamoy and oh my god its freaking me out for real. I have had a spice flavor at the level of those pizza pepper flakes in my mouth for about 30 minutes now and it won't go away and I tried drinking lemonade but it just changed the flavor of lemonade to be mango.I am scared this spice will never go away maybe I should try brushing my teeth dude i feel like I took a drug and its giving me paranoia.
>>153452771Adding cute girls and gossip adds extra share and attention to the olympics at home. It's a like an investment no matter the results, at best they win, at worst the chinese guy will goon to her or consoom whatever the chinese will put in their breaks or let them believe these are some chinese patriot atheletes who would rather team with china than mutts.
>>153452866>a spice flavor at the level of those pizza pepper flakesSo... nothing?
>off topic blogpostkill yourself, USA hockey is about to start
>>153452866drink some milk
>>153452764they're not worth the effort bud
>>153452866You're fucked for good homie enjoy tasting nothing else forever
>>153452958Not true
I tried the local indian and it was alright, a vindaloo they called it. And charged me 2 dollars for a piece of bread aswell
>>153452958That's what everyone with everything always says.
come jion shorttrack fun
>>153452830Oh fair. Thanks Sven. I always randomly put your funny letters when Im not sure like with IKEÅ or Pettsøn and Findus
Why don't winter games/cold weather in general seem to mix well with black people?
>>153453012Vindaloo is great
>>153453113Because you touch yourself at night.>you will never Tonya Harding, Eileen Gu
>>153452476It was more like $300000.Not all camps were inspected.
>>153453150Jej
>>153452823>he doesn't have disposable incomei'm sorry. hope your life gets better some day
>>153453012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE
>>153453012That's because vindaloo is a British version of a Portuguese dish, lol.
>>153452784>leasing*learing
>>153452784Liar. All americans are massive prudes. You cant even piss next to another guy
is there anything on right now?
>>153453196A lot of those Indian foods are just mixing different cultural cuisine traditions
Ngl /sp/, not a big fan of India.
Who do you think is more popular at Olympic village? Figure skaters, the epitome of grace and feminine elegance, or brapsledders, the manifestation of lust and carnal desires incarnate?
>>153453277I am. Wanna see? hehehehehe *unzips*
>>153453012>indianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKtNawQ3cxM
>>153453320naturally the sledders
Why do you coombrains seriously believe the Olympic Village is a giant orgy? You know that's all scandalous headlines to try and drum up interest right? Sure, people are fucking and enjoying themselves but you faggots act like it's something out of Caligula.
>>153453277short track speed skating. lots of falls and collisions
>>153453396>he doesn't know
>>153453406what happens when you fart in a latex suit? is it trapped?
>>153453396ummm...sweetie...?
>>153453406>The scramble to get back up and the fall again
>>153453406
>>153453426>>153453509>incels really believe normal people are as sex obsessed as they areKekw
>>153453396oh brother...
>>153453284heh i only enjoy AUTHENTIC scarcity-cuisine scraped together by illiterate peasants. look how worldly i am, instagram *choking down crapweed loaf*
anyone have the leaf medal schedule?
>>153453443>latexYes, but those suits aren't.
>>153453561Yes. They are. If the people in your life are pretending they aren't it's because they're weird liars, or because you're gross and they don't want to sex you.
>>153453406>Just need to stay on your feet to progress>Just need to get your skate across the line two metres away to progressFor all the falls, that scramble at the end and getting pipped is going to be the thing haunting her in her dreams. Nightmare stuff.
>>153453561>hello, fellow incredibly stressed 18-to-24 year olds in literal peak human condition. let's all sit around and play dominos
>>153453675This. Also everyone is foreign, but the language of love is universal.
>>153453660Nigga's posting on /sp/ in the middle of the afternoon on a Saturday, on Valentine's Day, and pretending to be a normalfag sex expert kek>>153453675>the only possible way you could relieve stress is fucking!!!Only brain fried coomers think like this. I didn't say they're fucking playing dominoes, but to imply that they're just having some massive endless gangbang like a medieval Pope is ridiculous. People probably do hook up, people definitely have regular partners for casual sex too, but you really think they aren't doing anything else? Jfc>>153453761>love>casual sexPick one99% of the athletes are hanging out with their own delegation anyway.
>>153453866why are you saying this like you've been in the olympic village? lmao
American hockeysisters...
>>153453970I was on staff in Salt Lake City, zoomer.
>>153454012so you weren't in the rooms with the athletes. got itand zoomers don't use lmao you dipshit
>>153454012>everybody be quiet!they said>here comes that Mormon prude!
>>153453408I'm hearing more and more people talk about the ice, speed skating and figure skating share the same ice. The amount of falls and trips seems to be above average.
>>153454050>you weren't in the rooms I was, not housekeeping like cleaning but I was a towel boy, I kept everyone stocked up and brought them fresh ones on request like a bellhop. Also had to adjust satellite dishes for some of the buildings. So yeah, I did see rooms, I saw athletes in rooms. I brought a stack of washcloths to where a famous US speed skater was staying, hoping it would be Ono but I don't even remember who the hell it was. >>153454110Not Mormon, not even from Utah. I'm an Olympic enthusiast who'll get in any way I can, my high school even credited me the time off as a civics credit for graduation.
>>153453866>pretending to be a normalfagI used to be. Now I'm old. You sound like a gay faggot.
>i brought them towels>this is how i KNOW they weren't having sex when i wasn't around
>>153454258>stack of washclothsDid you have to crack them with a hammer to get them in the washing machine?>>153454258>Not MormonIt was just a joke.
Why is the USA trying to silvermax? What is their end game?
How we losing to Skidmark this shit is rull embarrassing
>zero yanks in the freestyle finalsyipes.
>>153454365I mean I did other stuff, ran trash and so forth. There were no crazy sex parties and no loud gangbangs, the athletes were mostly using the hot tubs, drinking after their events were over, or in their rooms playing vidya together. Comfy but not degenerate. >>153454428wat
>>153454509Looks better anyway.
>Today's intermission report is brought to you by poke-EE-mahn
>>153454569>There were no crazy sex parties and no loud gangbangswow, they required you to stay in their dorms 24 hours a day?
>>153454569Oblivious twit.
Oh nevermind britfag I just figured out what you meant.I never encountered anything like that on laundry duty, some of the towels did keep coming back with lots of blood on them, maids claimed it was all from one skiier who was having a bad period. The sheets I didn't do, but I assume they could be pretty gross.>>153454683Do you think there aren't staffers around all the time? Don't you think us wagie fanatics wouldn't have been talking all about it if we had seen something raunchy? Besides the occasional condom in the saunas, nothing really went down. >>153454705Faggot
>>153454791>Do you think there aren't staffers around all the time?in the rooms where they sleep? no, probably not
>Besides the public sex, nothing really went down.
>>153454853>sauna >public
RIP this jap's DMs
>>153454880...yes
Well done Kirsty into the final.
>>153453408>>153454219>already apologized for damaging skaters blades with wrong podium surfacehttps://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/47885866/olympics-apologizes-podium-surface-damaging-skaters-blades>Several of the athletes, including Madison Chock and Evan Bates of the gold medal-winning U.S. team, reported nicks and blemishes from the anti-slip surface. Japan's Kaori Sakamoto, whose team took silver, was among those who noticed it right away, skating away from the podium to check on her blades while simultaneously celebrating her medal.>Japan eventually lodged a formal complaint about the abrasive nature of the podium.Plus>hockey players complain about poor ice condition>speed skaters complain about poor ice condition>figure skaters complain about poor ice conditionMany problems this year
>>153454947her A run was insane. two of those will get her a medal.
>>153454927This is like calling an outdoor bath public, or a locked bathroom stall public. Yes, other people use it, but you can have it all to yourself. "Public" sex would be like bending people over in the streets.
>>153454996>This is like calling an outdoor bath public, or a locked bathroom stall public....which would both be correct
>>153451726I woke up at 3 in the morning to watch my curlfu lose 2 (TWO) games the exact same way.
>>153454880Yes.>>153454996You are dumb as a brick, son.
>ESLs conflating "in public" with "public spaces"Well, gotta learn somehow huh?
>>153455190The more you cope, the harder I get.
>>153454012>pre-tinder
>>153454791did you save the period blood towel
>>153454947Muir a cute.
>>153455329Those lip freckles are a NOPE from me. Too much like a moustache.
QRD on the faggot who apparently lost in some ice skating event that has the USA (and my facebook feed) in a tizzy?
>>153455365Some Russian American with an enormous ego (and talent to match) said that the pressure got to him and he messed up his ice dancing routine.
>>153455365See>>153438620>>153438722
>>153455365>QRDJudged sports are gay as fuck. That's it.
I fucking love this Korean skating hottie
>>153455365Ilia Malinin (USA) was the heavy favorite in men's figure skating, hadn't lost a competition in like 3 years, nicknamed (and self proclaimed) "quad god" based on his ability to perform quadruple twirls like no one else ever has, skates to his own voiceover, talked mad shit about winning, dude has a huge ego. Then he had the lead after the first half of the competition and his two closest competitors fell multiple times in the second half so he basically should have been able to sleep into a gold medal, could have messed up 2 or 3 times and been fine. Instead he fell twice and messed up like 3 other times and completely missed the podium.
>>153455527also didn't do a quad in this olympics
>>153455546he did some, but no quad axel. In the final I think he completed 2 of 7 planned quads. the planned quad axel he fucked up completely and did a single axel. Almost every competitor does at least a couple of quads these days. I think the gold medalist did 5.
I AM TITANIUMYOU'RE A SKY FULL OF STARS
>>153455527>nicknamed (and self proclaimed) "quad god" based on his ability to perform quadruple twirls like no one else ever hasPretty sure he first used the name online before he ever landed a quad because he was aspiring to it, like in chess when people aspire to be a GM and put it in their username.
>>153455527Ooooh... I thought he just had big legs.
>>153455688what does GM mean?
>>153451726Flowers and lunch reservation for us and the kids.
>>153455707Game master.
>>153451904what a ridiculous headshot
>>153455707Grandmaster. It's the highest chess title you can earn.
>>153455707grandma
>>153455707General Motors.
GOAAALLLLLL
what's the actual skill of ski-jumping?
>>153455707gay man
>>153455926seeing who has the better penis injections
>>153455926being able to tolerate and survive the training
>>153455926You need to hold a specific pose midair to be as aerodynamic as possible and maximize your distance, and you need to be able to stick the landing afterwards.There are judges, so rather than just jumping the furthest you're actually graded on your form and balance throughout the jump, and your landing.
>>153456057>There are judgesSuper gay
>>153456057>turning a simple long jump contest into a judged eventwtf i hate winter now?
USAUSAUSA
latvian qt
Why are they so shot at winter sports, bros? I thought they were always good at figure skating in men's and women's and also maxed out on being good at all the shitty niche sports no one else cares about. Their medal count is seriously embarrassing.
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>153456318I feel like they've fallen off in general. Non country. Nobodies talking about china anymore
>>153456182>>153456182>>153456125Any sport that involves judges subjectively giving scores based on their subjective personal opinions isn't a real sport.Also, what happened to Russian figure skating? Are all the top Russian women banned or boycotting? Usually they send some Slavic waifus.
JOHN VAN TWAT WINSCANADA LOSES AGAIN LOL
>>153455848How are you barely beating Denmark, are they elite?
>>153456418I guess they only care about the Olympics that take place in China. They had that HGH using CRISPR swimmer last summer Olympics atleast.
>>153456433All of Russia was banned.
>>153451742>watching curling with Americans>attractive male German team comes on>"OMG NAZIS">"THEY LOOK LIKE THE HITLER YOUTH">"THEIR ANGRY YELLING IS SO SEXY">"THEY'D BEAT ISRAEL SO HARD"wtf is wrong with Americans
>>153456380WHY ARE THE DUTCH THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES IN THE WORLD?I HOPE THE NETHERLANDS IMPORTS MANY IMMIGRANTSFUCK SHITALY, FUCK NETHERLANDS WHO ARE ASSHOLESCANADA DESERVES GOLD
>>153456599cool it with the antisemitism
>That smirkThis speed skating ref is so cheeky, love him
YO LITTLE LEAFIE
i am well-endowed and uncircumcised would that give me an advantage in ski jumping?
>>153456474They're pretty good at hockey, yeah. Put a beating on Canada back in the day.
>Leafland still NO-GOLD
He isn't the PM Canada deserves but he is the one that it needs right now.
>>153456769lol was hoping he would land on the ice
>>153456810Why is he standing next to the Space Needle?
>>153456720many of these athletes train in canada, so in many ways their gold is also our gold, in a roundabout way.
>>153456830Turn your contrast up m8.
>>153456810>jeet ai couldn't even change the logo to A FUCKIN LEAFngmi
>womens monobob>womens giant slalom>mens slopestyleinsane start of the day>snowboard cross mixed team>womens slopestylesleep well frens tomorrow is fully packed
>>153456853>African: most of these elephants grow up in Africa, so in many ways their ivory is our ivory, in a roundabout way.
>>153456830hand in hand with my kazakhstan brothers
Short track speed skating should not be this fucking kino. CANTNADA upset was too fucking real kek. Here I thought Danj was gonna get at least silver
>>153456836This is cool as fuck
>>153456562Not even IOC? That's bullshit considering Israel and USA aren't banned.
>>153457062Specifically because Russia tried to move the acquired Ukrainian districts into their ROC domain, lol.
>>153457090Based Russia? Fuck the IOC, the athletes themselves aren't responsible
>>153457199Retard.
>>153456886Bobsled is gonna be our meme sport no doubt. Especially since America can get a few golds out of it.
>>153456928>the sound of Canadian silence
Italy's cheating is ridiculous. Trashy host.
If Trudeau didn't cut back on our sporting facilities we might have had a shot at gold
>>153457605Do you want to kiss me?
What happened with Eileen Gu?
>>153457532It does set up for some meme magic for next week. Lots of surprise gold opportunities for us like bobsled, hockey, curling, short track, figure skating etc.
>>153456928>gets shoved out of 2nd by the korean in an illegal pass and knocked all the way to the back>no call on it and the korean cheats his way to bronzeThis is unironically the 5th time we've been robbed in speed skating by some asian cheating and the refs backing them. I'm noticing.
>>153457646NO REFUNDS
>>153457605This is probably going to be our worst medal performance of the past 50 years. I hope this is the jolt that finally wakes canadians up to the anti-sovereignty cult that's had its claws in our institutions for a decade.
>>153457681This has been the most controversial Olympics I've ever seen sketchy refs, judges, ice quality. Of course it would happen in Italy of all places.
>>153457724 Wut
>>153457646she's very worn out from having nonstop sex with me
Olympics got me wondering how with the advent of digital enumeration countries decided on the precise hue values of their flag colors.TIL France changed their 1976 flag to a darker navy blue in 2020 and that Sweden doesn't have a definitive shade for theirs
>>153457813 Based, can you share her?
>>153457532Wouldn't mind another medal or two.
>>153457742>infinity indians>mass graves at religious schools hoax>land acknowledgements>government letting fake (((first nation))) claims override property rights>canadians taught hatred of themselves and their countryI'm rooting for you leaf-bro but it's grim, it's like you guys got what we got over 50 years, but in 10.
>>153457646She placed first, but no gold medal runs yet.
>>153457784The figure skating shitshow with everyone falling over is definitely going to hang over these olympics once everything is said and done.
>>153457845yea, I don't mind
>>153457856>hoax
>>153457879 Are you sure my BGC won't intimidate you?
>>153457852Come on let's do this.
black dudes with white canadian accents are so alien, my brain can't bridge the dissonance
>>153457681Yeah I don't really buy this. Dude was really dominant thru everything except the final
>>153457908all good, my penis is enormous and i have no insecurity on that front
Another olympic day coming to an end
>>153457869Thanks >but no gold medal runs yet is it tomorrow?
>>153457666>lands fine>blade literally gouges into the surface>gets caught and fallsDoes anyone here skate? I don't skate but this webm makes the quality problem look obvious to me.
>>153457948
>>153457957I don't but yeah these guys don't just magically all fall during the same event en masse
>>153457957how is it that the kazakh guy didnt do this
Can't you homo trannies stay in your containment thread
>>153457975cozy
>>153457824Japan actually specifically chose to leave it vague. In 1999 the flag was standardized by dimension but the color was defined only as a "deep red" or "crimson" without any standard color. In practice, this means that the flag is either represented with a dark, almost blood red (usually in diplomatic or "respectable" context) or with a violently bright neon red (usually in festive contexts, clothes or media).
>>153457214Why aren't Israel and USA banned for invading other countries and massacering civilians?
>>153457957It was bad, same thing with Ilia. Their skates kept catching and not gliding forward with momentum.>>153457949Men's big air appear to be tomorrow, the qualifiers at least. Women's big air medal seems to be on Monday.
>>153458087 Thx
>>153458066Because they haven't claimed those territories as being under their Olympic designation.
>>153458030this tbqh
>>153458087The buzzing noises are annoying as fuck, but man those drone shots are great at conveying the true speed of these sports.
>>153458087Corrr.
The Verona Arena is changing its look and for one day becoming the Verona Olympic Arena, the venue for the Closing Ceremony of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic Games.The Roman amphitheater, which will be the first historic monument to be a World Heritage Site to host an Olympic ceremony, will be illuminated by stories of inclusion and passion, in a symbolic immersion in the beauty of the city and a collective celebration that will unite history, culture, and sporting values.The title chosen for the Ceremony is "Beauty in Action": a tribute to beauty in motion in all its forms, a tale of dream and reality, intertwining tradition and innovation. A fusion of opera, music, dance, cinema, design, and technology, the show will draw inspiration from Italy's cultural and artistic richness, an expression of its powerful balance between classicism and contemporaneity, and from the creative ability of Italians to transform aesthetics into emotion. The first major guest announced for the ceremony is international ballet star Roberto Bolle.The set design will take inspiration from a drop of water, symbolizing a constantly evolving natural cycle that unites mountains, plains, cities, lagoons, seas, and sky. This homage to water, which in its solid form is essential for winter sports, will guide the design of the stage space, introducing a completely new layout for the Arena. This will allow the ceremony to expand to Piazza Bra and the Teatro Filarmonico di Verona, where the Fondazione Arena di Verona choir and orchestra will perform.Working on the Milano Cortina 2026 Closing Ceremony will be a creative team led by Alfredo Accatino, President of Filmmaster and creator of some of the most important international events productions.Are you ready for the closing ceremony with the Italian chadfag kino who breeds his British boyfriend bussy?
>>153458019The kazahk guy was technically perfect but they kept saying his artistic elements and dancing. His dancing seemed the same as everyone elses.
>>153458105Np fren, hope whoever you're pulling for does well!
>>153458108That's a bullshit technicality. Why isn't Israel banned for committing genocide?
>>153458182because olympics are an extension of american hegemony.
>>153458173they're saying this is the most finnish video in history
>>153458155Mmm look at that bulge
>>153458182Because Palestinians can't luge. Shut up, retard.
>>153457681>tp>tf
>>153458173what is with finnish people... they are so strange
>>153458182Orange Man's country would quit the IOC.Same reasom the IOC is fine with US and China doping and does nothing, just like IOC's various sports associations, Swimming being the most notable case but Gymnastics isn't any better.
>>153458239>doing ((their)) work>for free
>>153458155sounds a million times better and what I hoped the opening would've been
>>153457903You didn't hear?They exhumed the whole mass gravesite and found no human remains whatsoever and no evidence it was actually used as a grave.The people who had 'discovered' it jumped to conclusions and the whole country ran with the story, then memoryhole'd it as soon as the evidence came back and didn't support the narrative. We're currently in this weird dissonance where people still think it really happened because the all of the very credible sources that reported the mistruth hastily are too embarrassed to confront their mistake.Residential Schools were a bad system that actively abused the native population but ultimately all they did was beat kids for speaking the wrong language and let pedophile priests diddle them, which is no different from what the catholic church has been doing to white europeans for 1700 years.
>>153458237alright, i'm looking at it. now what?
>>153458259I don't have to do any work. You're posted more about them than I have. You're obsessed.
>>153458182because jews and arabs killing each other is business as usualwhile Russia started the biggest war in Europe since WW2 and everyone freaked out so much that not banning them would have been a really bad look for the IOC
>>153458278Sounds like some /pol/ gobbledygook. Also completely irrelevant given that it happened at about a dozen different places.
>>153458285bro it's valentines day. i know feds work saturdays but log off for a while
>>153458237He's a legit BWC even when he is soft as some artistic photoshoots prove, that's not even his final form.
>>153457957>>153458018>>153458019There was a huge chunk of ice (approximately the shape and size of a turd) that got kicked up on a landing for one of the Japanese finalist skaters, can't remember which one, but I saw it and was like WTF there are turd-sized chunks of ice getting kicked up
>>153458337>Brings up Jews on multiple, unprompted occasions>Accuses everyone else of working for themYou need serious help.
>>153458346Name?
>>153458019someone said earlier that he's used to shitty rinks in Kazakhstan
>>153458359>conflating israel with "jews"we got another one
women's 500m is tomorrow
>>153458365Roberto Bolle, 50yo ballet BWC DILF stallion.Wonder why isn't Ballet a sport or variation of Gymnastic during Summer Games, easy views bait and jury drama.
>>153458322>it happened at about a dozen different places."it" was a single site misidentified as a mass grave. There are many sites of former Residential Schools but no evidence of mass graves in any of them.The politics behind this is that native families with no documented evidence of children having ever existed have long claimed their kids were murdered at the schools and then erased from the records. There's been a generation-long search for evidence of this but as of yet none has actually been found. This whole recent debacle happened because somebody searching for evidence to corroborate those claims thought they had finally found some and jumped to conclusions, but the evidence didn't actually bear out. This isn't some secret conspiracy it's all public information done with total transparency.>Sounds like some /pol/ gobbledygookI probably shouldn't have expected more than a "nuh uh" but I seriously doubt truth and reconciliation are hot topics on /pol/
>10000 condoms for the olympic village>all goneyou will never have this much sex
>>153458502twice a week is fine for me. that sounds like a chore if i'm being quite honest with you
>>153458480It just hasn't been dug up yet, lol. Nothing burger.
>>153458400Anon... >>153458182 "Why isn't Israel banned for committing genocide?" >>153458259 "doing ((their)) work"
>>153458019His set was considerably lower difficulty than the top contenders, because he was nowhere near a podium contender and was aiming to finish a clean run at the olympics. You're not going out and doing quads at the olympics if you've never landed a quad in practice. A lot of these guys know they aren't realistically medal contenders and just come out looking to do their best and have a clean run.Because the surface layer of the ice is too soft, your skate digs in when you hit the ice with enough force, which either means a very high jump, a very fast jump, or a very fast spin, basically all the conditions necessary for the highest-scoring moves.
>>153458526not a chore for the women though, they have everything easy
>>153458502i mean, if i was an olympic athlete i would take a bunch of these as souvenirs. are these athletes even using condoms when they fucking?
>>153458502Most people are probably just taking them as souveniers.
>>153458575you're not very good at this, mr. fed
ya seethe?
>>153458589At spotting loonies? I think I am. You're loony.
>>153458592He certainly was.
>>153458628sure. and all the redactions are necessary too
>>153458300Why didn't Ukraine simply not allow the US to build experimental gain of function bioweapons labs in their country on the Russian border?
>>153458592Very rude Leaf.
>>153458586I wouldn't want to have a period. That doesn't sound easy.
>>153458639The what? What unprompted nonsense are you bringing up now?
>>153458019This, dude had an advantage by being disadvantaged>>153439042
>>153458575One of those is my comment, the other two quotes aren't. Are you a bit schizo, sir?
>>153458651they aren't going to give you a raise, i'm afraid
>>153458649Yeah everything else besides periods and lifting heavy they have easy
>>153458658Point was I didn't say ANYTHING about the Jews or Israel except that the other Anon brought them up unprompted.
>>153458645The antislav bioweapon would have been america's greatest gift to mankind. Now we'll just have to settle for Anthrax.
Israel din du nuffin
>>153458663Your mom gives me a raise. In my pants.
>>153458653Kazakhstan has a ton of uberelite mega rich oil and mineral oligarchs, which is probably the environment the Khazak guy spawned from and was raised in. It's hard for poors to enter the sport of figure skating.
cucknada zero golds lmao
>>153458682>unpromptedlollmao
>>153458682Why isn't Israel banned from the Olympics?
>>153458674Dude... I can barely control my drinking as it stantds.I can't imagine if I could just get free drinks all the time. That would be hard.
>>153458704That was the question he asked, yes
>>153458701The conversation was bout Russia.
>>153458724>"people are ONLY allowed to bring up things that I DEEM RELEVANT!!!!"like i said, your boss is going to put you on some other detail. you can't make it this obvious
Every time I come here you autists are arguing over some pedantic shit
>>153458580Before the Russian fell, the bong commentator mentioned that the ones who fell were trying to beat the Russian, which he said was silly because it's just about impossible to beat him and that they should do the best run they can realistically pull off. Since the Russian was going to attempt a crazy performance anyway, they would have done a lot better by not trying to compete with him.
>>153458737I had no problem with it until I was accused of being a foreign agent for talking about something that the other Anon brought up.
>>153454959>bad iceGlobal warming?
Are the medals actually made out of gold?
>>153458748
>>153458852only the gold ones
>>153458852Yes. Even the silver ones.
>>153454959tbf it is italy
>>153458844They're indoor rinks. The italians built their olympic rinks incorrectly. There's too much space between the cooling elements that keep the surface frozen and the ice, so the top later of ice doesn't stay cool enough and steadily melts from the ambient heat of the spotlights and crowd. Soft, slushy ice is easily marked up, causing the rink conditions to rapidly deteriorate after each skater until everyone's falling on their ass.Basically>italians in charge of hosting the olympics
>>153458925Has there ever been a winter olympics in Italy before?
>>153458717What's the answer?
Japanese curling team is saying to snowflake EH K EH K EH K
>>153458993A few times.
>>153458852Only the first olympic games were, less competitors and smaller but golden medals for first place.Nowadays they are 99% silver and their value depends on precious metals market speculation, further value is added to them for being limited and rare items made for a specific event, extra points for the most popular and highlighted sports.
>>153458993Turin in 2006, and Cortina previously in the 50s
>>153458998See >>153458239
how embarrassing is it that canada lost curling to the americans?
>>153459031damn. even the medal design is boring
>>153459035Their population is only 20 million people, so not that embarrassing
>>153458580>His set was considerably lower difficulty than the top contendersUtterly false, Kazak did 5 quad jumps, and 2 jump combos in the back half (one with a quad) He actually planned 4 quads and did 5 just because he could. The only guy who planned more quads was Malinin. most guys did 2 to 4 quads.Malinin and the Russian guy who finished 6th were the only others who planned multiple jump combos in the back half and attempted any quads in the back half, Malinin fucked up both of his of course. It's extra hard to do these things when you're tired.besides Malinin the only guy in the field who had scored as high in the free skate as Shaidorov did at any point this season was Kagiyama, who has done it just 1 out of 9 times. The only other guy who had done it in his career was the French guy two years ago. Shaidorov threw down the gauntlet and the others felt the pressure and just couldn't handle it. Shaidorov wasn't actually perfect either, he messed up one of his quads a bit, didn't fall at least.
>>153459035it's the equivalent to scotland losing in golf or india losing in cricket
>>153459058A slight imperfection on shit ice like that is basically perfect
I need him to sit on my face
>>153459058shit I was looking at 2024-2025 for Kagiyama. He hasn't scored that high this season either, 0 for 7.
>>153458592Whatever happened to Canadians being polite?
>>153459087Curling is literally Scotland's sport.The only reason it's popular in Canada is because we have a tonne of scots in the Maritimes.
>>153459046Personally I like the minimalistic look choice. Italy had too many art periods and movements to take inspiration from.
>>153459196It was a lie.
>>153459196You get what you give, bucko. If swedes wanted nice guys they should've tried not being bitches.
any accidents whilst i slept?
>>153459292Yeah, your dad forgot to pull out.
>Sweden vs Canada Cuck CupFunniest arc from these Winter Games
>>153459292Lots of them, short track speed skating was a messFortunately no one seriously hurt, but a chinese-hungarian was escorted by meds out of the stadium
>nbc is still running ilia malinin commercials
>>153459353I had so much hope in him :/
>>153459353They're trying to induce suicide.
>>153459256Maybe if you stopped cheating for once?
>>153459561GET HIS BITCH ASS
>>153458278It turned out they buried them in regular unmarked graves. Don't pretend none of the bad shit we did to the natives didn't happen.
>>153459353quaddogbros...
Does the Peacock stream mute (or greatly lower) the crowd?
>>153459623It's a sign. Ottawa has lost the Mandate of Heaven. A thousand mad trappers in your blood know this.
>>153459196>kennedy he's irish
>>153459613Never mind that. Why prod the stone immediately after releasing it? I would have thought that you'd have much better control over the rotation with the big handle on top. Imagine driving a car by caressing the steering wheel with one finger rather than holding it with your hands.It doesn't make sense. Even some other curlers said that it's a big stretch to call it cheating, as it won't have much effect.
is everyone me-me-ing around or do you all think barely poking a stone weighing 40 pounds makes a difference
>>153459727umm...sweetie...?
>>153459727touching the granite while it is moving forward is against the rules, resulting in that stone being removed from play. rules are rules.
>>153459720>Imagine driving a car by caressing the steering wheel with one fingerThat's literally what I do with my thumb, lol.
>>153458502>Condoms: NONE>Day: VALENTINESCurrent situation? SEX
>>153459727Nigga did you forget that part where it's on ice?
>>153459727>anon can't comprehend being able to effortlessly move 40lbsi thought you aussies were big into lifting?
>>153459727People on TV here said that because he's continuing to do it despite the uproar, it could be either muscle memory or that he's trying to get under the skin of his opponents.>>153459750When tooling down the highway maybe, but not in a competition environment. If you were racing, you'd have all your fingertips on the wheel.
>>153459727assisting an object in movement that's sliding on ice does make a difference. I wasn't watching the game so I don't know what type of game moment it was, or if that particular stone did anything that was a big moment in the game, but it's still assisting the stone after the line which should be a penalty regardless if the stone did something big in the game or completely missed everything
Keeping your finger in contact could also help slow rotation if you sent it too fast.
did any of you even watch it? he touches it for like literally less than 0.1 seconds. you're all drama queens.
Based Billionaire
>>153459913And he is allowed to touch it for a maximum of 0 seconds.
>>153459913>guys don't worry about it they wrote those rules for literally no reason...
>>153459913I didn't, but I watched the women's one today where they pulled a Canadian stone for the same infraction.
>>153459913Rules are rules they shouldn't be bent regardless and if they are they should get a penalty, and that tiny bit of extra contact still manipulates the stone in some way
>>153459917based and eugenic
It wouldn't even be an issue if that Canadian curler hadn't gone full retard about it. He's claiming it's a set up.>“They’ve come up with a plan to catch teams in the act,” Kennedy said.
>>153459942Funny thing is if the Canadian guy didn't act like a bitch about the situation maybe it would have flew under the radar and the Canadian women would have cheated without issue too. Loudmouth literally screwed his female teammates over
>>153459917>giving a cash-bonus to privileged athletes from well-to-do families that are already raking in sponsorship deals and will live off their connections, become "influencers," and/or are already lined up for coaching positions within their disciplinevery based
>>153459972The call against the women was literally false with the live footage to prove it. It was just the judge being punitive towards Canada because he couldn't punish the men for it.
>>153459983Some American said holy fucking shit is that a "professional athlete" NOT buying everything they have ever wanted and being fuckhuge wealthy? Not in MY America!
>>153459983Literally /ourguy/
>>153458300>while Russia started the biggest war in Europe since WW2 and everyone freaked out so much that not banning them would have been a really bad look for the IOCThe only reason the olympics were halted in 1914/18 and 1940/44 is because a majority of the nations were involved. The point of the Olympics is its above politics and Russia should have 100% been included.
okay i'm starting to think you're all racist against canadians
>>153460075of course we are. everyone should be
>>153459972this. mark did the classic mistake when dealing with attentionwhores, he gave them attention. These swedish fags has been whining about touching stones for years now. Everyone does it and it has no baring on the outcome of a throw. If only mark kept his cool, no one would gave two shits about little swedes butthurt
>>153459917this has to be some jewish money scheme
>>153459917That's the most racist thing anyone has ever done.He would never do it for Summer Olympics. Even if it was only for Gold medalists.I wonder why...
>>153459917
How come they're not giving us any ass shots of the Biathletes laying down pronebone?
>>153459969That's not his best, tbf. I preferred the one about doing things not because they're easy but because they're hard.
>>153459917>the olympics, meant to be the peak meritocratic event in all of athletics>provide a participation satchel of cash
fuck canada
>>153459991>literally false with the live footage to prove itGet fucked Leaf. This is not 'Nam. This is curling. There are rules.
>>153460120How come you're not giving me ass shots?
>>153460060Officially Russia's reason for being banned is threefold:Repeated infractions against Russian athletes across virtually every event for doping or violating other fair-play rules, and continuing to infract after being caught and penalized for those infractionsAttempting to represent occupied territories in Ukraine as independent countries, acting in contempt of the IOC after it ruled against this and then conspiring to do it anywaysAttempting to claim Ukrainian athletes from territories currently occupied are actually russian athletes and that ukranian performance records should be retroactively attributed to Russia, and acting in contempt of the IOC when it ruled against this.The third one is particularly funny because it was their response to recieving an infraction after acting in contempt of the 2nd one. Like they thought they could just piss in the IOC's cheerios when they didn't get their way. But we all know of course it's no skin off of russia's nose that their athletes can't compete because they've all been drafted anyways. There probably aren't many russian contenders left who haven't been splattered by a ukrainian drone or gaped by chechens barrier troops.
>>153460209>There probably aren't many russian contenders left/hoc/ thoughbeit.
>>153460201cheating and lying come natural to a leaf. do not judge them so harshly for they cannot control it.
Instead of the penalty loop instead they should have to have sex with me after the event.
I did squats to look like a speedskater on Friday and my ass is still hurting
>>153460262mine hurts for a different reason...
>>153460283Well at least you had a nice Valentine's day
>>153460298i did, your dad is fantastic
seriously stfu with this "cheating" bullshit
>>153460400i agree, canada should be banned permanently
>>153460400Then stop breaking the rules.
>>153460400I guess we don't have enough basement dweller to go through all footage of team sweden and see if they did an infraction
>>153460456>Yeah but the other team probably did it too! I just can't find it!Weak, leafbro. Weak.
>>153452157wow
finally !! the bobsledging
https://gem.cbc.ca/freestyle-skiing-dual-moguls-womens-final-30572?autoplay=1Does anybody have the webm from this event? Happens at 1:21:47 in the women's freestyle skiing moguls.>USA vs. France>both champions in some event or another>semi finals>race starts>France wipes out>then USA wipes out>USA passes because she was 2nd to wipe out
>>153452662of course it's worth it private companies pay the same amount for 60 seconds of ads during the superbowl. The olympics are a global dick measuring contest and 6 million is literally nothing to a government budge
>>153454959why do the long track speed skaters keep setting new OR then?
>>153459058The Kazahk rando truly earned the Quadgod name last night and Ilia lost it. Skating out to music with his own voice saying cheesy motivational quotes while flopping on his ass and turning quad attempts in to singles was cringe and sad. Deport him back to Uzbekistan please.
>>153460075french canadians are awful "people"
>>153456433A russian won men's figure skating gold after the quad fall from the quad fraud
>>153460209>Attempting to represent occupied territories in Ukraine as independent countries, acting in contempt of the IOC after it ruled against this and then conspiring to do it anywaysIs this like Israel occupying Gaza and USA occupying Venezuela and bombing Iran? Canucks and USA were afraid of Russian figure skating and hockey and used all the influence they had to get Russia banned.
>>153460616those playoffs were a mess. I capped this one
>>153460986No, it's not like that at all.
>>153460984So that Kazahk guy was only competing for Kazakhstan because Russia is banned, but he's actually Russian? We're any top female Russian skaters competing for other countries? Russia and China should host a BRICS Olympics.
>>153461000How come?>>153460209>Repeated infractions against Russian athletes across virtually every event for doping or violating other fair-play rules, and continuing to infract after being caught and penalized for those infractionsAre they really pretending that US
>>153461018>Are they really pretending that USand Chinese athletes aren't also dope out the gills? LeBron James and Dwayne Wade were allowed to compete ffs
>>153461008>Shaidorov has publicly condemned Russian media outlets for often labelling him as a Russian athlete, saying, "It's disrespectful to me... I was born, lived, and still live in Almaty, and I spend a lot of time in Kazakhstan, in my beloved city."No.
>>153461018Are you fucking retarded? Because the US isn't trying to pretend that Venezuela athletes are American for sporting purposes.
>>153461038Did the Ukrainian athletes from territories now conquered by Russia want to compete for Russia or not? Shouldn't it be their choice?>>153461029>AlmatyAh, this confirms much. Anyways that guy was way better than Quadgod, his jumps looked effortless and way more smooth than Quadgods do.
>>153460986There is no way Russia can challenge Canada in hockey
>>153461088Almaty, Kazakhstan is the second-largest city in Central Asia.
>>153460400>More Canadians being foul mouthed while cheatingGuess this is the new Canada, no golds and aggressive cheating and gaslighting
>>153461131Cope.
>a Brazilian (Norwegian) won gold in skiing
>>153461088>Anybody in Russia wanting to do something and not either being forced too or exploited when they get good at itFedor Emelianenko..
>>153460201She doesn't touch the granite, this one is still allowed under the rules.
>>153461159>this one is still allowedsource?
>>153461088Look again, Leaf. Her finger slides down after leaving the handle. That movement wouldn't happen if she wasn't touching the stone .
>>153461162
>>153461170Meant for >>153461159
>>153461147His pops couldn't stay away from the Brazilian bunda, I might fuck around and do the same if Jaqueline ever chose me
>>153461113Yeah i know, it's where all the rich oligarchs are.
>>153461172Just curious, do you have the definition of the handle ... er... handy?
>>153461176>>153461170slid down the handle, yes, but still did not touch the granite.
>>153461186I guess deliberately lying when everyone sees it is a cultural thing.
>Italy kicks out the monarchy>still uses their colours in their sportLol
>>153459353Genuinely what would be the right move here? If they pulled the commercials after yesterday's shitshow, that's 100% grounds for backlash or putting fuel on the pyre for anti-corporate entities to throw shade at you for every little misstep.Doesn't make the commercials fellating Malinin any less cringe though lmao
>>153461172>Touching the granite at ANY timeUh oh leafbros
>>153459917Why didn't they do it last summer olympics hmmm
>>153461186Just yell at us and tell us to fuck off already
>>153460201They just can't help it it. Why they touch the rock
>>153461256Fake and gay.
>give already rich athletes money>all the poor up and coming strugglers get left outuh huh
>>153461271>I should get money for not being good.
>>153461256Two touches??
>>153461222He would have to pay up 200M instead of 100M for one thingGood and valid excuse though to only support the cozy winter Olympians. Summer fags can go sweat in their shitholes and fight for a Nike sponsorship
>>153460616Here you go. Just don't cheat and say you made it.
>>153461292>>153460616Derp.
>>153461277kek
DON'T TOUCH THE GRANITE why is that so difficultCanada needs to be thrown out of the Olympics across the board
*touches your penis beyond the no-penis-touching line*
Curling isn't even a sport lmaoThe fuck is it doing here?Not athletic at all
>>153461318Let's see you do it
>>153461298I watched that live lolSmall consolation for not getting hockey
>>153461186Stop lying you filthy stinking leaf
>>153461008I was very drunk and mad last night and for some reason I thought the AIN guy won it
>>153461271We need ways to price out the poors so they learn their place. Ability is largely irrelevant.
>>153461324I already play a non sport sport (bowling)
>>153459917That Quadgod kid doesn't deserve it after that chokejob.
>>153461318Curling has the most athletic sweepers in the world
>>153461336Next time you're at the alley, try to get the ball to get as close to the pin as possible without touching it.
>>153461346But can your sweepers sing? Cheers from /sumo/.
>>153452793>>153452794>>153452892he was making a holocaust joke you thickheads
i can't believe the kwab god lived up to his name
Do you guys think male curlers get any action at the olympic village?
>>153461371Holocaust denial joke, actually.
>>153461172why do they call it the hog line
>>153461382Invented by the Scottish.
>>153461380I would sex like 3 of them
some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill
>>153461349I do that all the time when I miss 10 pins
>>153461292>>153461298Stellar.(I made this)
>>153461411Yes, but now, when you miss, you can say "ha, perfect".
>>153461392so what does hog line mean in scottish
>>153461428If it doesn't cross it, it's weak, or "hog".
Scots probably just made up a game that if you cross that line you're a hog
>>153461452The opposite, lol.
asterisk medal for canada
>>153461469Their whole country is an asterisk
>>153461382When a stone doesn't travel far enough, it's a "hog" because it's lazy and slow. You have to make it past the hog line for a stone to be valid and in play.
>>153461343him and stolz are responsible for 80% of USA's gold medals. The women double luge team that was 1st going into the final run then choked the last 10 seconds so hard they fell to 7th were the worst offender so far because they ended up with nothing. The woman short track skater that fell like 9 times in the last 2 days is also in contention for the biggest american fail but at least that was hilarious. There have been plenty of amerisilver moments but at least they medaled. The KWAB of all nations goes to the canadian jeet speedskater who failed to even medal in back to back days
>>153461443>>153461484thanks i get it now
>>153461427Well there is a way to bowl where you only aim at the 7 and 10 pins It's good for practicing
>>153456769our least unhinged dutchy
>>153461504FWIW, the Canadian was beat on merrit. Van 't Wout just was extraordinary.
>male speed skaters got fat asses tooToT
>>153461504Malinin nearly blew it in the team also, USA won because of the ice dancing more than anything. Or Japan lost because they can't ice dance is more accurate. And it was mens doubles luge
fellow canadians... why the fuck do we suck at winter sports? this is embarrassing...
>>153461569Japan was robbed
>judged sports
moppin the floor is not a sport
>>153461531There's no doubt there. The issue is that the canadian athlete was settling in for a very confident silver before he was literally pushed out of the race by a guy trying to make an illegal pass, which knocked him out of contention. The refs then decided to not call said illegal pass on review because penalizing the athlete responsible would have cost them the bronze medal they won by physically knocking the canadian out of the race.As an isolated incident, yeah just a bad call. But it's not an isolated incident. The officiating has been fucking awful across the board these olympics, from Hockey refs missing obvious penalties all the way down to bickering in curling because the refs are literally just not present to do any officiating at all.
hello pretty lady! show bobs and sled
>>153461567wtf am I bi now
>>153461654Strange thing is, all these officials are appointed by their respective federations so it's hard to find a common denominator between all of them.
>>153461170I hate cheating leafs more than you do bro! The day of the rake can't come soon enough. We should annex Alberta and conquer the rest and turn it in to a penal colony like Australia was for the British.
>>153461635Then why don't you mop your floor
>>153461692Only if we send all the magats there
>>153461654>>153461679Sports rigging? In Italy? Surely you jest sir.
When the Summer Olympics are going on in LA, are you fags gonna be crying about ref interference or lack of officiating, or only when its convenient?
>>153461707I don't watch the summer olympics
>>153461696im not a women fool
>>153461707>implying they will happen
>>153461707Imagine all the africans we will see on screen
>>153451615Baking.
>>153461707corruption and rigging? in america? anon.....(yes, its fine if we do it)
>>153461755kek
>>153451615New>>153461756>>153461756>>153461756
>>153459917Thank got Ilia can still afford to get 32gb of DDR5 RAM
>>153459058>Utterly false, Kazak did 5 quad jumps, and 2 jump combos in the back half (one with a quad) He actually planned 4 quads and did 5 just because he could. The only guy who planned more quads was Malinin. most guys did 2 to 4 quads.>Malinin and the Russian guy who finished 6th were the only others who planned multiple jump combos in the back half and attempted any quads in the back half, Malinin fucked up both of his of course. It's extra hard to do these things when you're tired.great postthe only guy who knows fuck allevery idiot saying the kazakh had low difficulty, when his program had the 2nd most in difficulty... holy shit i hate normie tards
>>153461113Which is the first?>>153461179You're thinking of Astana.
>>153461159Tapping the stone with a fingertip? It's obviously not doing anything, and it looks like one of those superstitious things that you do like baseball players tapping the ground with their bad, constantly readjusting their gloves or like when you spit through the stream when you take a piss.
