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frens only :)
What are your plans for valentine's day?
>>153458996The pedophile you elected just started getting mad about a bridge to distract from the fact your DOJ released a bunch of emails proving him to be a pedophile.
>>153458987This is your thread reminder that Can'tnada lost to USA 3 times in the past year in hockey alone
>>153459014based
>>153459004Yes and you know it you just wanted to make an underhanded snide ass remark because you can't get your dick wet Instead of bitching about it build a team and take the title. (You won't)
>>153459015I live alone and have no friends so I got ingredients to try to make a home made deep dish pizza
>>153459015>women>2026ngmi
>>153459043>have no friendsliar
>>153459016Genuine question. Was there anything in there that objectively exposed him as a pedo or is it some bullshit like:>"ZOMG EPSTEIN EMAILED GARY ABOUT A HOCKEY GAME!! GARY IS IN THE FILES!"
I hope that finn who went to the olympics had a fun time
Greenland's finally ours ... what a historic day, why why hasn't potus tweeted yet
>>153459071I remember 2010It's something special, you can feel it in the air
>>153459070No, it's cringe antisemitic losers doing blood libel nonsense. There aren't even any Epstein files.
im just an olympics tourist im a /cyc/ enjoyer normallyi get the feeling that your resident shitzo poster is canadian, is that a fair assesment?
>>153459016Trump has only been shown to be an informant on Epstein, leafnigger.All Canadians are spiritually pedophiles.
Swayman sucks so bad dude. What a grifter. Hes not even sorry he felt like he did well and made up a lie about being colorblind.
>it gets mentioned >thread instantly brigaded spooky
>>15345907090% of the file is still [redacted] nothing ever happens
>>153459090nope, an american "veteran" who was forcibly retired after falling while delivering a burrito
>>153459096A true white hat pedophile
>>153459090Oh shit what bike do you ride? Just picked it up last summer got my uncle's trek and it handles real well. >Resident schizo(S) are CANUCKAYes
>>153459099Swayman's a good goalie, just having an extraordinarily off day. It's only going to get better from here.
>>153459099He definitely cheated in his umaine business classes
>>153459090we have multiple schizos from all over
>>153459090chikaner was exposed as a brown in /mlb/ a while ago
>>153459071Wonder if he is one of the ones that ran out of condoms
>>153459090there's a few schizos here. visit some time after the olympics and you'll see. picrel very much related
>>153459161Are the schizos from all over, in the room with you now?
>>153459176picrel is literally every /vg/ thread
>>153459182now that wouldn't be all over then would it
>>153459146>Swayman's a good goalie, just having an extraordinarily off day
>>153459014>>153459037>>153459061this place has been fren zoned
>>153459209i got it from a /vg/ general kek but it fits if you replace thread with posts in the picture
Anyone else watching NBA all-star game... wow
>>153459128we have one brit we call him britzo in /cyc/ he legitmately has a real life diagnosis and he posted a picture of his cock and balls last summeri bet every general has their resident schizo(s)
>>153459084As an actual semite, I found none of it antisemitic. In fact I think Gary and his tribe deserve to be called out for what they did to humanity
>>153459223he'll show you
>>153459267I'm watching minor league ice hockey, and I find what you just said offensive > Why, what kind of spectacle am I missing?
>>153459267Why the fuck would you watch that garbage rigged league in the year 2026?
I’ll be honest. Even if America manages to win gold it will piss me off solely because Matthews doesn’t deserve any crumb of the credit for it. He sucks. Same with Miller he sucks. Love them or hate them the Tkachuks deserve it but idk about some of the team.
>>153459269>he posted a picture of his cock and balls last summerkek, we have people posting drivers licenses and reducing the value of their home
can'tada can't win a gold kek even brasil has one
>>153459306It figures we have an unlikable team when hockey comes back, in the Olympics where our vice president was booed.
>>153459054I wonder what the /hoc/ PWHL player is doing for Valentine's Day
>>153459396she's watching videos of crosby's ass
>>153459396Don't you mean you wonder who she's doing?>and with which model hardware and what attachments??
>american goaltending
>>153459421Alaskas not really America it’s kind of its own thing
>>153459372>losing to italy with the american budget
>>153459421We don't really claim (((Swayman))) as one of us
>>153459426If they have to deal with the same shitty goyslop food we do then they're American
>>153459360You people dedicate too much of your free time on that fucker.
No team is more unlikeable than the Rangers
>>153459426>>153459437cope
>>153459482How did you guys cheat twice today and still lost?
>FREEEEEEEEEEEBERG
Go Sabres
Alaska is as American as the Aztecs, potatoes, and nuclear weapons >and I say bunk to your separatism, you commie-douche nozzle
>>153459302What are you watching
>>153459522my figure
>>153459522I'm in the backyard with a bonfire looking at Uranus in my telescope
>>153459482It’s not cope. I am an Alaskan, we done really identify as Americans, but as Alaskans. Swayman might identify as Israeli tho idk
kek just checked the scores. Binland took that Slovakia loss pretty hard huh? Poor Italy.
>>153459554don’t*
This man looks like Mitch Marner.
>>153459522I'll look for collegepuck
>>153459014Can we still have bants? I wish everyone close games with no injuries
>>153459574I agree, he does look a bit faggy.
>>153459520No. Also>squarebanks Yeah you’re not even from AK so shut up nerd. UAF is gay as aids
what are you guys thinking about auston matthews? he looked so bad in the first period today but, he did turn it on later and that dish to guentzal was sweet.
This one Canadian fag is real annoying. Always starting fights, but when he gets push back he resorts to saying “cope”. Bitch is all bark, no bit.
>>153459554you're american
>>153459612generational bust
>>153459621>its not cope its push back!!!!bootlicker
>>153459621>>153459377
>>153459621You're calling someone out without even replying to them. Like a bitch.
>>153459624Technically but culturally the average Alaskan is as American as the average Australian is British. Really dissimilar. We love freedom more than Americans, we love and embrace guns more than Americans, we fuck more than Americans, we own more land than Americans, we make more money than Americans, we are more self sufficient than Americans. I really don’t understand the comparisons. We’re what America THINKS they are in practice but we have a very very different lifestyle and mentality on average.
>>153459574He looks like Knoblauch to me
i don't mean to sound biased but canada is unbeatable
>>153459677Okay, secede then.
>>153459624you're gay
>>153459638lol, our prime minister is a bigger bootlicker for China and India.>>153459662This isn’t a one on one chat, everyone can read my posts.
>>153459692As long as you get to cheat, yeah.
>>153459621jlmi
>>153459697The secession movement has been alive and well since at least the 70s with 50% population support so never say never
>>153459633>most goals in a season by a US player>only active player with multiple 60+ goal seasons>highest goal per game rate of any active playeryea big "bust" lol
>>153459732Yeah, commiefornia says the same bullshit and points to the "muuhhhh GDP" yet they bitch out anytime it hints towards getting past words. They know their place and who feeds them.
>>153459732What part of Alaska are you from. I have family in North Pole
>>153459760>goals>muhhhh statsPFF writer/contributor identified.
>>153459090We have several different schizos here leave before you become one
>>153459764Buddy California feeds you. We grow 80% of American agriculture
Enough about politics. Is there anyone who can defeat canada?
>>153459719yes everyone can see you crying about another poster like a bitch
No but seriously why does Matthews suck now?
>>153459760>exhibition statsnow show what hes won in the postseasonhint: nothing
You have to use dynamic IP to post here in /hoc/ otherwise the failed reddit Jew jannie will ban you if you talk bad about his evil tribe
>>153459792finland
>>153459797He's only an elite scorer if he has an elite setup man like Mitch "Flush it down" Marner
>>153459792USA
>>153459797hes a gay little diva who was given the captaincy of the >laffs despite not being mature enough for the responsibility. hes not a leader and his teams cant win in the playoffs
>>153459792We've defeated Can'tnada 3 times in the past year just in hockey alone
>>153459797>now
>>153459789>feeds meWrong. All of my beef/pork comes from Wisconsin and Nebraska and my chicken comes from Mississippi. If commiefornia sank into a shithole of shit, I wouldn't even notice.
Jack Hughes has impressed the hell out of me considering he looked like complete fucking garbage during the Quatro Naysh.
>>153459819He's just doing his """""job"""""
>>153459789>Wehe said, while sitting in his 10x10 concrete box that he pays $5,000 a month (plus utilities) for the "luxury"
If I was Sullivan I would play Clayton Keller instead of Matthews
>>153459815put him on an actual team, then you can make that argument. but the leafs wasted him. not his fault. he's still a great player.
>>153459835
>>153459789>Buddy California feeds you. We grow 80% of American agricultureYou work at the DMV lol
>y-yeah but at gary's all-star game!!!kwab. 1993.
>>153459789Buddy, anyone with a brain is moving out of Cali to Texas.
>shannon said he doesn’t care about the Olympics What a sad little numale
>>153459815matthews has 28 goals, 33 assists and is +2 over 68 playoff games, you really can't make the argument that he disappears in the playoffs, because he literally doesn't.
>>153459911drink the pain away
>>153459911How come Peroni or Moretti didn't step up to sponsor the games in Italy?
>rapey and newfagswow what a shit fucking thread
>winless on home ice, winless against Denmark, lost 3 times to USA in hockey, lost the trade war, lost in MLB, MLS and no gold medals in winter olympics where it snows 6 months a year >>153459924Buddy anyone with a brain is moving out of Can'tnada to USA >>153459929Shannon is right. The only thing that matters in hockey is the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Anything with pure Can'tnadian teams you have to be careful of them cheating to win
>>153459984K bye
>>153459984Just like my islanders
>>153459929Yeah, idk how many people actually care about the Olympics. Like the thing everyone is talking about, has nothing to do with any of the games, but a fucking AI ad.
https://youtu.be/P_qKAzxT6bg?si=gcZZGZ2DMVJ24Cn1
>>153459911It's sad when former athletes continue to eat as much as they did when they were active without training.
>>153459997i fucking hate canada as much as anyone (though i am a canadian citizen), but why does every /hoc/ thread have to be this way. can't we just talk about hockey?
>>153459764Alaska doesn’t have concerns about who feeds us because all of us hunt and fish idiot. >>153459774Fairbanks so basically the same place.
>>153459997> Buddy anyone with a brain is moving out of Can'tnada to USAGork is this true?
>>153460024>though i am a canadian citizenYou cheaters should shut your mouths.
>>153459792
/hoc/ is shit tonight. all of our best posters are on dates
>February 22nd, 2026 >Exactly 46 years to the date of the Miracle on Ice >The Can'tnadians have been a bit uppity and not humble as they continue to lose every sporting competition to Americans and the Danes(kek) >Tried to cheat in curling and still lost >Gold medal game comes down to USA versus a Can'tnadian team trying to salvage a winter olympics that saw them not win a single gold medal >The USA pulls off the easy 3-1 win and the entire Can'tnadian national meltdown commences as millions are committing mass suicide knowing this is the final chapter for Can'tnada as a sovereign nation >President Trump is on hand to hand gold medals to the American team >As the USA skates off the ice, we go to breaking news >Alberta, Saskatchewan, NWT, and Yukon have all seceded and joined the US as the 51st state >Quebec capitalizes on the situation and secedes to form an independent state free from Ontario's chokehold on them >Secret agent Auston Matthews has demanded a trade out of Toronto now that his mission to dismantle Can'tnada has succeeded >/hoc/ becomes a much better place now that remaining leafs are humbled
>>153460053agreeim dual usa/canada and live in the stateshalf my family lives in ontario and many of them have terminal TDS and CBC brain rot
>>153460039never said that faggot-fucker. I was using their bitchiness as an example of comparison to your cunt faggot whining current behavior.
>>153460080>hates his family over some rich faggot that doesn't care about himRaped
>>153460077>>Tried to cheat in curling and still lostqrd?
>>153460024Euros are perennially salty about losing in the one sport they care about and americans clearly don't think about us at all despite all the US flags that can't stop talking about Canada or LARPing as Canadians.
>>153460070>all the faggots are on dates with their boyfriendsNice to escape them for one night.
>>153460070Is that why all the homo lust posting stopped?
>>153460146That's a good point. I haven't seen a single Macklin or Bedard posterr
>>153460099>>153433455
>>153460099>Canadian men cheated against Sweden>Canadian men cheated against Switzerland>Canadian women cheated against Switzerland>Canadian Hockey has cheated since the 70s
>>153460154>All the “good” posters are faggotsThe absolute state of /hoc/
>>153460194What are you talking about? There are no good /hoc/ posters
>>153460216
canada lied and people died
>>153460235Sad
feeling like dog river tonight
>>153459876I live in the Central Valley on a 1/4 acre in the house I own. There's a dairy and multiple farms within 3 miles of my house. The mandarins in your grocery store were grown down the street from me. California is a massive state not just LA and San Francisco
>>153460265Long live the Californian Empire!
Does anybody have a /webm/ of the US goal off the foot of the Danish goalie?
>>153459876Projecting. Pay the rent on the 1st like a good saar
>>153460292
>>153460307what a snipe
>>153460265>yeah butkwab no one cares, paco
>>153460329Pay the rent Juan. Nobody gives a fuck if you're too poor to live in a real state
>>153460307Otter would never
>>153460329had nothing else to do so I looked back and read your guys gay little argument about california. you're a faggot.
>>153460362He'd already have been pulled by that point
>>153460307>pooins
spiritual loss
>>153459909>america's all stars werent good enough to beat canada'slove to see it
>>153460077tl:dr>1980
>>153460404They beat Can'tnada 3-1
>>153460362Jake "2 goals on 2 shots in an elimination game" Oettinger?
>>153460099
>>153460418This isn't even as Iconic as 1993.
>>153460430source?
>>153460438more bootlicking like the good servant you are
>>153460376>>153460432Jake would’ve had that.
>>153460362Are you sure?
>>153459014hoc is for frens now until tomorrow. non-frens out please.
>>153460459Nigger you want Canada to win it’s pretty obvious why you’d want Helle or Swayman in net. Please.
>Samir still seething
>>153460441>Can'tnadian so traumatized from Americans dominating him the past 12 months in every aspect of his life that he forget he lost to the US on home ice and endured a week long national meltdown
>>153460432>doofies vegas>doofies avalanche >doofies Winnipeg Can the other two goalies say the same? It’s a simple yes or no now no coping.
>>153459090you either outgrow /hoc/ and leave as a hero or you post long enough and become /hoc/brained enough to become a schizo
>>153460474you mean the legitimate international tournament that canada won
>4 group winners advance to quarter finals>8 remaining teams play in a single elimination game to determine the final 4 quarter final teams>after the quarter finals reseed based on the first roundso it's pretty much all but guaranteed that if the US and Canada were to play it wouldn't be until the final
>>153460499MUH GARY CUP!
>>153460499If you consider a Gary tourney legitimate you just conceded that your past 30 something years of Stanley cup losses are also legitimate. Ouch.
>>153452157look what gary took from you
olympics need hockey like a fish needs water
>>153460460Based
>>153460512nations do not compete for the stanley cup, they compete for the 4nations cupat least you tried lil' guy
put grug in so we can get more grugkino interactions with the reffies
>>153460532So you concede that Canadians can’t draft or build good rosters or manage teams?
Idgi would you trust a color line goalie?
>>153459014
>>153460536>if you win you lose
>>153460536my nuckies certainly can't (here's hoping mckenna saves them)
>>153460536If we drafted only non-Canadian players we'd be losing even harder.
It's going to be so funny when Sweden knocks USA out in the quarterfinals.
>>153460503Um yeah
>>153460503Gary made sure to save the best game for last
when does team quebec play oh wait its not a nation lol
>>153460460
>>153460573canada plays what quebec larps as tomorrow at least
celebrini is now american
What's on tap tonight?
>>153460558I thought they were going to as well before the tournament started but Sweden just don’t look convincing at all man, they have really good players but they just haven’t jelled so far. Obviously it could still happen but I don’t see it
holy shit all the webms we're gonna have to humiliate burgers for 4 years
>/hoc/ is for "friends"You guys are the worst friends to have.
>>153460558You'd know all about losing to Scandinavian teams in the quarter finals KEKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My0LOcKpXMA
>>153460586NO he isn't, but he will be a dual citizen once he marries trumps niece or whatever
>>153460592see>>153460077you got 8 days left until you have a national meltdown of epic proportions
>>153460599>someone follows someone on instagram >numales on tiktok think that means they’re datingWhy are numales like this?
>>153460599>once he marries trumps nieceCelebrini simpa would be on suicide watch if that happened.
>>153460592a golden age of shitposting is upon us
sean higgins trial starts in 10 days from now bros
>the Miracle on Icedollar store Summit Series
you bros member slapshot? great film
>>153460599I hope he fucks her good like the stud he is. President Trumps family deserves only the best fucking. FAFO
>>153460609there is literally no other reason for a hockey player to do so
>>153460595Canada's players are all getting drunk and cheating on their girlfriends at the worlds nobody takes it seriously
can someone post that quote of one of the cuck brothers saying 4 naysh final was the biggest game of their life
>>153460618one of the all-time greats for sport films i'd say
There’s still time for one of the tkachuk’s or Matthews or JT miller to suffer a career ending injury.
>>153460628>W-we lost b-because we don't care!
gary... where are the trades...
>>153460551>we'd be losingYes, canacuck teams lose always.
>>153460613Do you happen to have a webm of Hagel beating the shit out of Matthew Tkachuk?
I told the liquor store cashier that /hoc/ is my valentine date tonight and she cringed at me
>>153460656lol
>>153460643t. usa from 1961 to 2024
>>153460663rightfully sowhatchya got?
>>153460663You know those ladies working the cashier at the lickbo are all ex convicts, right?
gary has to stop the international bodies from denying us a tilly
>>153460674w0t?in québec they're all relatives of higher upsthey're paid 3 times minimum wage with a pension and insane benefits
>>153460673'berta pure in celebration of the F L A M E S FLAMES
>>153460651yes
bill daley went to the media and promised me an oddly shaped rink with holes in the ice... why would gary lie to us like this...
>>153460695was this how he got injured?
>>153460682isn't it only a 1 game suspension? miller could heem pettersson in the quarters and still be back for the finals
>>153460704his bussy will never be the same
>ACK
>>153460726jej
>>153460732>gary help meeeeeee
the next gary showdown should be the 5 nations, with the 4 being the original 4 and the 5 being "world", could even be 6 teams if there are enough good players to make up 2 good "world" teams (and these teams can include those players who were snubbed from the original 4 teams)
>>153460748Thank you
>>153460755I would say do a Euro team but I don't wanna hurt Finalnds and Swedens feelings
what's the point of making a loser captain of your national team?
Da BlackhawksDa USA
>>153460772they don't have any winners. It's not like they could have had Kane on the team.
>mcdavid has points on 60% of Canada's goalsThe GM needs to get him more help or be fired.
>>153460805They just hired a new GM
>>153460755>meme teams to appeal to zoomer adhdthis just turns international hockey into a giant joke.
>>153460795Bedard is going to be pissed that he was snubbed for the Olympics and get 25 points in 10 games after the break, and then he's going to shoot yzerman
>>153460755Didn't they use to do this
>>153460824yes, and even as recently as 10 years ago
>>153460772He won as many Stanley Cups as every other Can'tnadian team in the 21st century kek
>>153460824the 2016 world cup of hockey
Fighting in nhl shouldn't be allowed.Imagine if fighting was allowed in the nba how much negativity they would get. People would call them barbaric
>>153460838>Imagine if fighting was allowed in the nbahonestly that would be fucking hilarious considering they don't have pads on, there'd be gut shots and kidney shots, knees and elbows etc.
>>153460805>His GM is Stan BowmanHe's screwed.
>>153460833>1980
>>153460838>imagine two lanklets bare knuckle boxing
>>153460853
>>153460808>>153460852Team Canada's GM is Doug Armstrong and he needs to do better. He can't just rely on McDavid to do all the work in the medal round. Cooper needs to have a better strategy than "Put McDavid with a twink 1st overall from Hongcouver and #29".
Is the Olympic USA Basketball team head-and-shoulders above most other teams like Canada is with hockey? Or are there no other bball teams that can compare
>>153460865I'm so so sorry for what's coming to you. This might actually cause suicides itt
>>153460865imagine wearing a ryan nugent hopkins jersey around
>>153460879no france spain serbia argentina are arguably betterusa team cant play team basketball because its a bunch of egomaniacs
>>153460879for awhile but currently the rest of the world is pretty decent and there is no longer a power gap
Swayman playoff win rate >9-1047%Hellebuyck playoff win rate >24-3441%Oettinger playoff win rate >32-3052%In summation Team USA management is fucking retarded
>>153460879Not anymoreSerbia and France are starting to challenge them
>>153460879>like Can'tnadaThe US team doesn't lose to Denmark
>>153460897>american goaltending
Calgary FLAMES :)
>>153460908>*loses to argentina*
>>153460558imagine leaving that mother fucker alone in the slot.
>>153460897Why would they use up otty when they know harder games are coming?
>>153460923Can'tnada has never beaten Argentina in any sport ever. At least the US avenged their loss
why are american hockey fans always stereotypical onions boysive never seen an american hockey fan with even an ounce of muscle mass
>>153460908team usa loses to other shit nations like czechia, germany, and finland
>>153460656*biggest all star game
>>153460892I don't even like basketball
>>153460926Auston "Selke level defender" Matthews saw Mitch Marner all alone in the corner and knew he had to abandon all defensive structure to contain him
where's the copey cope at
>>153460935are you the mildcuck? the way you post reminds me of him, it's been awhile though I was hoping he was dead
>>153460941cope
>>153460928Otter deserves a start of his own, not a rescue mission when Hellebyuck collapses.
>>153460937they are the rejects that got bullied off football and baseball teams
>>153460937Because Amerimutt hockey fans are rejecting American culture (apehoop and apecollide). It's the same reason all Canadian soccer fans are either NDP voters or foreigners when European soccer fans will chuck bananas at blacks.
>>153460960>Otter deserves a start of his ownwhy, hes shit
>>153460937>Getting filteredNewfag
>>153460876It's too late, they have to use what they have since there's no reinforcements if there's too many injuries.
>>153460971Better than Helle or Swayman.
>>153460980how so?
>>153460978im gunna need you to bench 135 this year anon
>>153460980>guy that choked 20 seconds into a game is our best choicejen kek even
>>153460876You're acting like it's some random 19 year old
>>153460985>>153460995See>>153460897it’s called math, ranjeet(s).
if demko wasn't made of glass and wasn't plagued with injuries his entire life he'd be the starter for usa
>>153461017If your aunt had a cock and balls she’d be your uncle. If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas.
>>153460992I bench ur mom every night
>>153461017Canucks also would've beaten Edmonton, and likely Dallas as well in the 2024 playoffs.
Are games going to start being televised now that we're going into elimination rounds
>>153461004The joke is that I described the problems the Oilers have but they also apply to Team Canada. >>153461017If Skinner was good he'd be Canada's starter.
>>153461012>0 cups > 0 cupsshit math
>>153461034If Ian cole wasn’t 50 years old the Canucks would have won
>>153461031true dat
>>153461041COMPARED TO HELLE AND SWAYMAN WHO HAVE?
>>153461012>sv% doesnt matterokay now post your skates jorge
Why isn't canada kicked out of the NHL already. I hate Canada
>>153461034nucks lost cause gary activated boesers blood clots
>>153461034If they weren't the Vancouver Canucks they would have won more than 0 cups in the last 55 years
>>153461051>Grown man still skates like a figure skatercringe
>>153461051Well according to team US stats DONT matter. Thats their explanation for their exclusions so which is it?
bros... what if we too much mans again and we spiritually lose to Team United States of America
>>153461037The game today was already televised
>>153461067nhl players practice figure skating all the time, remember scott niedermayer? he was renowned for his skating ability which he attributes to his figure skating skills
>>153461071What if we touch the rock again how will we ever live it down?
>>153460967Wtf do you expect me to watch in Maine?
>>153461083cooper flagg?
>>153461096Who the hell is that
>>153461078No I wasn't it was pay walled
>>153461083Don't they broadcast race riots or something for you to bet on?
>>153461059don't be a h8r bro
if you think about it, had the shargs NOT drafted pat falloon they likely would not have celebrini today
It be nice if NHL played through the Olympics. Hell players wouldn't even have to miss games with air travel these days.NHL shouldn't have to cuck to Olympics
>>153461173Retard
>>153461173not sure you are realizing how exhausting and unfeasible that would be
>>153461199They'd just have to pick which games were worth the flights or not.It would add entertainment to the NHL during the time frame
>>153461141Rare Rangers draft hit
>>153461227idunno I think they have a packed schedule of events and training, and they need to focus. I think that would completely roon their Olympic experience
just read that article about living with the tkachuk dad. sounds like a rough situation
>>153461141>You now remember that NJ drafted Scott Niedermayer with Toronto's 1st round pick>Toronto traded that pick unprotected for Tom Kurvers>This is a PSA to remember the following:>laffs
>>153461268wait is that the guy who wore the trump jew jersey during the stanley cup final
>>153461268what article and what situation?
>>153461268keith? whats he like?
>>153461283>https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7040071/2026/02/13/olympics-mens-hockey-usa-quinn-hughes-brady-tkachuk/ use archive to get around the paywall
>>153461287a borderline abusive hockey dad
>>153461279at least they got lucky with Yanic Perreault
>>153461291oh no... don't tell me that he graped quinn...
>>153461322he's the source of quinn hughes' depression
Were you silent? Or were you silenced?
>>153461337i was silent until recently until i let out a huuuuuuuuuuge pelech, might have had some marner mixed in too i'll have to check later
>>153461337Amazing how Dallas has Heiskanen and Harley and they still lose to a D corps led by Bouchard and backed by Skinner
>>153460948wym bro we won
>>153461350That was on DeBoer. >don’t hit anyone that’s not our game DeBoer to put it nicely is a fucking faggot traitor who would gladly gargle McMuffins tiny little ballsack and wanted Canada to win so he sabotaged his own team. Your success against us was due to Glen who is where again? Oh yeah. Gg retard.
>>153461337>Born and raised in Syracuse >"But I feel Canadian"
Kaapo Kakko got two goals
Threads going to hell. To much time between responses
>>153459677You forgot to mention that you are all chronic alcoholics who will fuck a skunk because it’s the only female in a ten mile radius
even nhl players admit they cant see the puck
>>153461268They were talking about it during the game
>>153461473this lady can't see the puck either
>>153461473Qrd
>>153461472Oh yeah and we know how to party god forbid
>>153461491blind hockey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbpnuY-xEx8
>>153461464/hoc/ needs downtime to ensure that we make high quality posts
>>153461514i have one percolating right now
Anyone else sick for last 2 weeks? Something is going around . Wonder if it's just the US
hi retards
It’s sad all the faggots on the hall of fame selection committee won’t vote Keith Tkachuk in.
>>153461524Maybe you’re just fat
I haven't watched any games yet. Who will face each other in the quarters? Will it be US vs Sweden? That's a pretty crazy QF if that's the case.
>>153461524I haven't felt 100% and my coworker has been sick
>>153461514Hope it picks up I had to leave the /nfl/ it got so bad
>>153461524Yeah I got a virus from my som that was awful>fever that came and went and came back for days>chills >sweats >sinus pressure >ear pain >headache >muscle pain and stiffness >cough >lots of snot Then we got better but he brought home a cold so we’re onto that now. It’s not bad comparatively we’re pretty much recovered
>>153461527Why thought he was good
your tommy salosyour dan cloutiersyour jeremy swaymansthe list goes on
>>153461535Ask again on Tuesday
>>153461550That’s what I’m saying but the retards on the selection committee haven’t voted him in yet.
>>153461524I haven't been able to sleep for shit this week
I think there should be 16 teams so there aren’t any byes in the playoff rounds.
>>153461568Maybe because he beat the sh*t of his kids
>>153461583Oh boo hoo
I miss the grease poster
>>153461574I've been sleeping poorly lately. but probably due to stress
>>153461536>>153461547>>153461574Yeah looks like it's just in the USWonder what's going on here
Huomenta but the opposite
>>153461560>Ask again on TuesdayIs that when the quarters are played? That's a long time to wait!Btw I hope they play later than 4am in the morning.
>>153461606Idk but it sucked. The weirdest part was the fever because I’ve never encountered one that came on, went away, and would come back for multiple days. Also the 2nd night I was positive my eardrum would rupture the pain and pressure was so severe. Oh and lastly it bumped my heart rate up about 20 beats per minute so that was unpleasant. My mom said it was probably all the chemtrail crap they’ve been spraying but idk about that one.
>>153461279Draft protection wasn't really a thing back in the day.
>>153461623The quarter finals are on Wednesday but will know the teams on Tuesday
>>153461577I think it should be 32 teams and it's elimination game until Stanley
>>153461227That would put certain teams at a huge disadvantage. ~1/3rd of my team is over there right now.
Show me Pettershit getting sent into the bench
Gary should give Mexico an olympic team
>>153461676What happens the Canadians women's team?
I'm getting a divorce >>153461731
>>153461717if gary is giving anybody an olympic hockey team it's israel as they are ranked higher than mexico
>>153461524Yeah I did my best to avoid it but something definitely is in the air and I caught it few days ago, now I'm vitamincmaxxing.
>>153461742Is it really necessary to have any of these teams
>>153461759of course! it's only a hop, skip, and a jump to the championship division
Why isn’t bandy an Olympic sport?
>>153461744>vitamincmaxxingBig time I'm chugging V8 right now
>>153461784Hockey won the "ice sport with a stick and net" war.
>>153461742Man all these desert shithole nations should set aside their differences and resolve international disputes over the rink.
>>153461731They got btfo by Americans. Can'tnadians are used to it at this point after the past 12 months have gone
>>153461814So? Doesn’t mean bandy can’t also be an Olympic sport.
>>153461827>For international play, the field must not be smaller than 100 metres (330 ft) by 60 metres (200 ft). Wops couldn't even build a Canadian sized hockey rink and you think they could build a rink that's as wide as a hockey rink is long?
for all this angerfor all this ragewe are all just goystrapped in gary's cage
>>153461883Can I use this for my creative writing class
>>153461890yes
>>153461867Just dump water on a soccer field
>>153461867americans call rinks "boy aquariums"
>>153461906i call them moid menageries
>>153461906Can you blame them? They're skating around in thigh high socks (toe-less too) held up with suspenders and chokers around their necks.
Why hasn't Wilson been punished for cheating and kicking someones leg out
>>153461942The ioc is ran by retards
>>153461942the spin in all the canadian reports and comments sections are "what an unfortunate collision, hope fiala is recovering" and "after a particularly freak hit between the two..." and "a tough hit brought them both down, with fiala seemingly getting worse in his leg..."it's all a bunch of bullshit
>>153461942He took out Chytil knowing he was concussion prone and destroyed the Canucks season. Yet remained completely unpunished (not even a 2 minute penalty on the play).
>>153461942>wilson>washington capitals>washington>dc>donald trump>epstein files>corruption>sponsored by tictok>china>corruption>mk ultra>pentagon>deep state>davos forum>in italia>mafia>deep corrupt statenever trust burgers
>>153461955We know how fake Can'tnadians are
I for one actually care about Olympic hockey, because for once I get to see the great Canadian players actually playing for Canada Shame we shit the bed in every other event.
>>153461991rent free kwab
>>153462000Watching them beat up on shit teams is a waste of everyones time
It was a "horrifying act of violence" according to James Dolan but I wonder if by now, he thinks Artemi deserved it
>1980
>>153462014What
>>153462024english pls
SSSSCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>153462055What is a English word
>>153462014>>153462024Even years ago they were calling for his indefinite suspension.
>>153462000>>153462008I saw a suggestion that Canada/USA/Sweden/Finland should have been in their own group fighting for seeding in the quarter finals while the other 8 were in two groups competing for seeding in the qualification playoffs. Gary would have done this to maximize the marketable TV games but Slovakia winning their group proves this would have been a bad idea
>>153462060most of it is french anyway>liberty>justice>sanity
Incase you missed this
>>153462074at no point in history could you ever consider the French nation sane
the super hot blonde moved from the creepy retard at the end of the bar that was bothering her to sit next tome and wanted to buy me a shot i said no.
>>153462074Thank you Norman’s
>>153462080
>>153462077These retards would put a skate sharpener in the Hall of Fame
>>153462102True
i hope tom wilson pulls a carrer ending "heads up" move against the bad guys
Can't wait until team Canada actually starts getting physical in the finals
>>153462014I'm a Rangers fan I want him beaten within an inch of his life for sabotaging the return. Dude is a sexual predator who should be in prison or getting sued for millions anyway
>>153462158me >>153462158, on the left (you) on the right
>>153462155
>>153462178do you think fatties will stop at greenland to quench their thirst for big islands?you're next budjoin the fight
>>153462155this sounds lightly antisemitic especially with everything going on right now
>>153461632sorry to interject, but yea, i feel like "they" seem to be releasing a lot more viruses these days. it's like they're on a schedule.
>>153462339what are chimken mkniggits called in god blessed country of finländ?
One week until the gold medal game
>>153462347függ
is denmark secretly a serious hockey nation or have they just caught the american national team and canadian national teams both on their worst day
>>153462347one week until canada has no excuse
>>153462366They have a couple of decent nhlers
>>153462346kananugetitMcD ones use the full English name as is. Not very suomi of them.
>>153462366viking bloodit makes regular joe top athletesand its concentrated in denmark and wherever vi-kangs raped around
I can't wait to get physical with Canada
every time Canada buts when Hughes is on the ice I'm gonna go>IT'S A HOLOCAUST OUT THERE
>>153462419whoah heated
Sad that Luke Hughes was too shit to make the team to play with his brothers
>>153462366>Canada NHL best was in the ploffs >USSwayman
>>153462482Cope Canada had Crosby
>>153462446I don't watch many Debra games, I wonder if he has the potential to be a star like his brothers or if he's just the odd one out?
>>153462491Binnington needs the best skaters in the world defending him to play well
Big game tomorrow. France vs Canada
>>153462493I think he has the potential to make the national team for the World Cup or 2030 Olympics but who knows
>>153462510rip my négro alex "on va prendre du plaisir" texier
>>153462077wilson for captain when ovechkin retires?
>>153462525If they’re retarded yes
>>153462518Well I hope he does. It's always fun to see a full set of brothers score a goal and then the camera pans up into the crowd at the grandpa who is crying while eating popcorn
I hope Luke doesn’t become the Jared staal of the Hughes brothers.
>>153462510mark and mitch play in that game
>>153462562knights fakns must be torkn watchikng them play for caknada
I just had my weekly sunday self care shower (it's just a normal shower but I spend a long time in there using my fancy shower gels and exfoliate and condition my hair and whatnot), and I had one of those panic shower thoughts that appear out of nowhere, and it was the realisation that there's a good change I will never attend another hockey game in person again.
>>153462542well i don't know who else they would pick, if even just as an interim captain. carlson would be my next guess
>>153460886He's a solid player.
>>153462589Some young guy who’s the future
>>153462587why what happened? don't leave us hangin' :D
>>153462587I’m sure Gary will expand the about of international games to grow the game
>>153462587just save $2000 or something so you can fly to a home game for your team in NA, watch it, and then fly back right after
That Canadian lady curler is an old lady now
>>153462587You have a domestic league thereDid you develop a phobia of ice while exfoliating your pores or something
>>153462587its ok, you can bbq all year long, fair trade offmeanwhile i can just walk 5 minutes and watch prime /ahl/ hockey for 25$ but cant bbq for 5.5 months a year
>>153462596that unironically could be sourdif
If you go to the Canberra arena you can go to the Canadian themed bar
>>153462569hope they dominate until the gmg against jack and noah :)
>>153462614damn, I forgot how many players the knights have in the 'lympics right now
>>153462611Lmao where do you live. People bbq outside all year round
My Eichy scored today :)
>>153462598>>153462602>>153462604>>153462606Yeah I just haven't been back to visit in years and at some point when I do the chances of there being a home game that coincides conveniently is probably not very hopeful. And I don't want to see Australian hockey, I want to see my NHLers
>>153462619based and true! so did noah!
>>153462617>can surebut its very ineffective
Fucking Swayman>>153462616>loser point babiesNo wonder they were choking bad
>>153462623just astral project yourself into the arena next gamestill gotta pay for the ticket though gary will know if you don't
>>153462617where the fuck do you live? if I left my bbq where it was I could stand on in winter
>>153462636I'm fresh out of DMT and lack the skills without it
>>153462636Gary hires psychic interns to screen for astral projections
Will the US Germany game be kinda dead tomorrow? I have trouble seeing why Germany would even try when resting for the next match is obviously much more important
>>153462650I've heard they've got traps and everything
>>153460695I actually meant the one that just happened in NHL but that's just as good thanks
>>153460728 tortorella loves it that's how you know this team is a complete collection of fucking meathead losers
>>153462655It will affect standings
>>153462683Yeah but Germany is locked into the playoff thing and they're locked into not playing France or Italy in the playoff thing. They have very little to play for
allergies are fucked tonight
>>153462698Sad
>>153462680The torts lightning were the woke lib twink team
Make the next thread Pettershit getting sent over the boards edition
>>153462733>>153462733
>>153462170Typical retarded rag fan
