Next games at 19:05 local time (in 40 minutes).Men's session 7China-CanadaNorway-USAItaly-CzechiaGB-Switzerland>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Watch RTS (Swiss VPN required):https://www.rts.ch/sport/jo/milan_cortina-2026/epg/Previous: >>153463314
what's the main event?
It is, in fact, the 17th thread*
>>153471819she can curl her hair with my iron iykwim haha
>>153471860GB-Switzerland for sure.>StandingsIt's almost game over for Czechia and China, but China played particularly well in most games so it Canada must be careful.
Also women's standings fyi
>>153471923was thinking about Norway USA, top 3 are already certain
>>153471998its over bros
>>153472591Oh, I was answering gameplay-wise, highest level will certainly be there. Otherwise yeah
>>153472622It was a success for her anyway
So did the Olympics themselves say anything about the Canada poke?
>>153472706They've been cracking down harder on it. The ref removed a GB stone because the guy touched it.
>>153471819Wow, our mom lets you have two #16 threads?!
The man who started a revolution
>>153472622e finite
>>153472706/ourchud/ had something to say about it
>>153472622è finita
what decides who starts with the hammer?
>>153472857he ruined curling for people with long fingers
>>153472956>Most championship events decide who gets the pick of last rock (the hammer) with a last stone draw (LSD). At the end of each team's practice period, two different players throw draw shots - one clockwise and one counter-clockwise. An official measures the distance of each rock to the pin and adds the radius of the rock of 14.2 cm. If the rock covers the pin, two measurements from the edge of the four-foot circle and a formula determine the distance. If the rock misses the house, the measurement is capped at 199.6 cm, the radius of the 12-foot circle. The sum of the two LSDs for that end determine who gets the hammer. If there is a tie, the lower LSD of all four shots - two by each team - gets the hammer. The LSD rotates among the players so that at the end of the tournament, the number of clockwise (cw) and counterclockwise (ccw) throws are equal amount the players.>The average LSD for a team is its Draw Shot Challenge (DSC). When computing the average, the highest LSD - or highest two if there are eleven or more LSDs - is discarded before computing the average.>Other factors being equal, this can determine seeding within playoffs. For example, if there were three teams tied for first place, the two teams with the highest DSCs would play, then the winner would play the team with the lowest DSC.
>>153472956Your mother, you whining faggot fish.
>>153472926I wish I saw this live. Would have been interesting to hear the reaction.
>>153472971aight>>153472985----> r/Curling
Male Italians onto good start.
QRD on all the times Canadian curling has cheated so far?
>>153471819corr
>>153472926
>>153473093
>>153473093He's making mr miyagi proud
>>153473093>>153473127billions must curl
>>153473021I choose one game to sleep in for and he finally drops a shitpost.
>>153473068The qrd would last to next Olympics
>>153473207Please try sir
That czech curler looks like the /v/ diaper fag that died from eating microwaved baby shit
hammer curl >>>>>>>>>>>> any other curlI am currently on 28kg 10 reps with hammer curl>granite dumbbellsnot very practical, also expensive as fuck
>>153473332>so it happened AGAIN>>153472538>>>/wsg/6093372
>HARD HARD HARD
There is a curling club 10 minutes from my house, should I join?
>>153473385yes
USA USA USA
that was bad Norway
>>153473385unironically yes we're just gonna take this from the leafs because it's funny
>>153473385Are you a cute girl/fat girl/dommy mommy?
Imagine if Klaebo cared about curling.
>>153473385and bring your bandana
Did we steal 2 vs Norway? Is this game already?
Damn that boy loud as hell
>>153473385Only 10 minutes? You'd be a fool not to.
fuck sweden
Uuuuh is it over
>>153473478this unironically
>>153472857The Martin Luther of international sports events.
>>153473771kek
>>153473661it's against the rules to say that
>>153473385No, interacting with strangers suck and you’ll make a fool of yourself
>>153473838This
damn the Scottish are good
>another fuckupIT'S ØVER
so it happened AGAIN
>>153473898British*They are only Scottish if they lose.
HOLY SHIT
>>153473806
>>153473729yep
lmfao blowing on his fingers the madlad
Where are my asthma inhalers?
Amerithieves we got this
>>153473884the cost of freedom
>>153473385No don't waste your time.
EVE SPOTTING
between our women's and men's teams we have stolen 7 of the last 7 points scored
Amerithieves
I thought these guys were good and they're losing to team broccoli hair
>>153473959
What's happened to Norgay in the curling recently.
>>153473965or 6 of 7 but we sort of stole the 1st one of this game from ourselves
>>153473984Is that Laura Robson doing some winter sports coverage?
I know >we are shit outside of mixed, but aren't the guys kinda good?
>>153473978not even doom music could make italy win
Got fish and chips in honour of gb
>>153473978she blew her nose into a tissue during this game too but unironically
>>153474043nice 1
>>153474058
>>153474079
>>153474043I love pub food
>amos
>>153474079He looks like the chief of McNulty from Wired.
>>153473984Wow, she hasn't hit the wall yet. Rare for Scottish women
>>153474008Yes
Were gonna steal again aren't we?
>>153474097>ofI really hope an American made this
>>153474155Both our teams play better without hammer it's absurd.
>>153474008Nice gams
Why no chanting?
>42%
Total disaster here.
i don't know what is happening in this game until there are only 2 stones left
>>153474043
>>153471819>Looks at curling>Canada still competing>Drops curling
Tight, very tight.
>measurement incoming
SUIIIIIInice shot
>>153472985someone has a guilty conscience. go drink moose piss and beat your wife.
>>153474226that was tight
which one?
>>153474303>>153474307I guess I shouldn't doubt them.
Stevie Wonder is in the crowd.
>>153474322I had guessed yellow but I thought it would be much closer than that measurement showed.
>>153474322yellow, I think
>>153474322I think they gave it to yellow.
>>153473093ganbatte chud-san!
wow they both fucking choked>norgay>usgay>i'm straight
Are americlaps fucked for watching this unless we either get a VPN or give in to the cock?
>>153474393time to apologise for "loicense" jokes?
>>153474180Nobody is worse at English than English people.
>>153474393just get on the boat
>>153473093>>153473127LmaoThe stone has slippedMillions must sweep
>>153474393are you telling me you want to watch https:// olympic streams in a .co mfy way without paying for it?
>>153474501yeah, it's almost as if he wants to make his experience watching the https:// olympic streams .co nvenient as possible.
>>153474626Mommy!
>>153474626would double touch
what a dud
>>153474626The Swedish girls still have the best overall bunda and thighs, but that's not bad.
Good shot, Bruce.
>>153474501>>153474630
>>153474630Yeah. He needs to try to https:// olympic streams .co /live/ olympics -2026- stream today.
>>153474079AVE IT
casperbros...
>>153474626SNIFF
wtf USA
Bit tight this GBR-SUI match.
here comes the choke
>>153474393I paypigged for this its like ten dollars
Casper has guillain–barré syndrome, don't be rude
>>153474774Does it actually help fund the Olympics, or does it all just go to the networks?
>>153474630>>153474730>>153474806can someone explain what these posts mean im confused
>>153474790is there an inhaler for this
>>153474626Why do their pants have to be that tight?
>>153474813Broadcast companies pay money to the IOCSo, the IOC has already made their money. Any money that you and I - the cattle - pay, goes towards the broadcast companies making money back on their investment.
>>153474769Expected.
>>153474813NBC is probably paying the IOC's broadcast rights fee in trafficked children so no I don't think it helps to fund the Olympics.
>>153474813Networks, they already brib- paid for the TV rights
Are we back
>can't pay a few euros for 2 weeks of entertainment
>>153474851she got a donk
>>153474925Eurosport makes it worth it honestly. The commentators are excellent here.
>>153474925its out of principalyou pay for this, pay for that, before you know it you're a normie with dozens of reoccurring payments you forgot about
>>153474925£3.99 and I do it every olympicsfeel like a shill for even saying it but oh well
REDIt's over.
>>153474955You pay for two weeks, cancel your subscription, end of the story.
fuck
seems a bit rude to make their flag the wrong shape
you can be a honorary freeloader hung aryan with ushttps:// m4sport dot hu/elo/m4sport4/
>hog line violation
>>153474925>>153474948discovery+ for a month for 4 quid has been a revelation for me since Tokyo
>>153474925I paid £3.99, worth it in the end.
damn great shot
>>153474958Will LA '28 be on TNT's entertainment package too? I hope so.
>>153475052She passed it a while ago
>>153475065>>153475129What makes Discovery plus worth it?
Easy triple wtf
>>153475065The public broadcaster here, France TV, is terrible. Absolute dogshit. On top of the shitty propaganda you can imagine, the commentators don't even know the sports they're talking about, and there's a shitton of ads, including at crucial moments of the events. They also don't broadcast everything, far from it. On the other hand, 5 (five) bucks for no ads, all sports, all replays, all languages or nocomm, multiscreen professional commentary. It is good indeed.
>>153475203you got nuked
>>153475190If its anything like pissdick you can have four things on
Actually still so funny how seething Canadians are that their cheating was discovered. They're still only reddit mad at Team Edin and spewing that there was a grand conspiracy to have cameras set up. That's the bigger problem not them cheating through out their whole careers
>>153475190>>153475256They'll usually cover nearly everything.
>>153475190Cheap and you get all the events, what else do you need?
Canada scores two. 4-2 vs China.
>>153475269its the f*ench influence pls understand
>>153475221Wrong team brohilio. Reddit leading off always sucks
>>153474022Now there's a meme I haven't seen in a while
>>153475212what makes it annoying is that the BBC has the best commentators/pundits and it was fucking amazing getting the streams to nigh on everything. Even thought its only a few quid discovery/tnt are fucking awful.
>>153475190If it's the same in the UK as in rest of Europe they have the full rights of all sports?So for us two "traditional" broadcasters our equivalent of BBC and ITV have bought rights to show lots of sports but it's still HBO/Discovery that own rights to everything
>>153475313Near*
>>153475212Sounds like the BBC from what I've heard, I suppose that's what you get with your taxes these days I hate jews so much it's unreal
>>153475269they're not alone in doing but Jacobs is a cunt so fuck him
swiss german is a tough old listen like boshing dutch and german together and making both languages even more harsh sounding
Similar scores:Italy 7-3 CzechiaUSA 7-3 Norway
KINO
I think the n words are setting up an all or nothing shot and usa is not noticing
>>153475256This seems like the best for me. You can find every event online, but having multiple things at once is very temperamental.Its's already halfway through now anyway. Maybe 2028
>hit the triple take outwew
Why do Norwegian curlers look more American than America
>>153475435>USA vs. Italy for gold>curling rambo humiliates amosshe's coming home, to new jersey
>>153475475I can have like my mom or cousin sign in if they want
I'm old enough to remember Olympics being free to watch 24/7 on 3 channels, sadly now the rights gets snatched by private corps and Rai bounces between all events with Italian athletes on 1-2 channels
>>153475508You're going to have get past us or Switzerland anon
>>153475528Its on one channel. 4 channel
>>153475528streaming rights distribution is terrible
>chinks losing with the red stones
>>153475556Ah, I hate that place.
>>153471998poor mixed medalist, her teammates are more focused on somehow fitting multiple sex during a day with 2 matches than giving performance during curling competition
>>153475528In London 2012 France TV had a free multiscreen with all sports available. I feel like I was hallucinating compared to today's situation. Still, idgaf about 5 bucks, even if you could argue about the principle. It's a very small amount.
Violette and Casper are elite or am I wrong?
blessed
>>153475528We all remember the good times, thankfully now everything is shit so enjoy!
damn they left norway a quad
>>153475648europe used to be nothing but this...
>>153475588Disgusting place.
>>153475528Yea and we didn't get to watch all of Eve's matches back in 2010 because of it?Now we have fucking live streaming of EVERY curling match, every event even. It's literally better
>>153475675visiting GB is really annoying now
>>153475758Because they're gay?
>>153475758Give it five years and there'll be a daily return train (which, now I think of it, would be ideal for winter sports)
Fuckkkkk
WOW NORWAY amazing shot
Italy 7-5 CzechiaUSA 7-5 NorwayCanada 4-2 ChinaSwitzerland 4-3 GB8th end
>>153475785because I have to queue an hour to show my fucking passport
I'm scared
kinoeven the americans liked it
The balls on these Norwegians
Fuck that shot from Norway brought them back from nearly nothing.
>>153475798yea that will be great but 5 years seems optimistic
>>153475827So have you considered illegal immigrating
>>153474009i'll admit we are good only if >we reach the final.until then we are just a bunch of shitters
Why does he look so different just from putting a headband on??
>>153475827really? i thought it was all like this
>>153475929Wasn't that Denmark that flied into your pole
>>153475827I thought there was a deal so that the EU and Switzerland/Norway could use the e-gates and vice versa. If it's not in place now it should be soon.
>>153475929was way faster before especially going back
>>153474925the italian coverage via rai play is solid enough.two whole channels of stuff, for free*if we are winning somewhere else they just do a splitscreen so that nobody misses any important moments
>>153475827>he doesn't dinghymaxxSee there is your problem
>>153475981yes the egates are fine unfortunately we don't have these fancy technology here
>>153475269the foul thing is a nothingburger but he was just rude about it.
>>153476004from a nation of known queuegooners this doesn't mean much
Hey serious question to y’allWhy aren’t you guys mocking South Korea for having fewer golds than GB and Australia????? WHY JUST FUCKING CANADASOUTH KOREA IS ALSO A WINTER SPORTING NATION MORE SO THAN CANADA SO BULLY THEM AS WELL YOU FUCKERSHEY AUSSIES AND BRITS MOCK SOUTH KOREA NOT CANADA
>>153476090>Canada>Canada, Japan
>>153476029really. I always had the impression you mogged other countries when it came to tech, dunno why
>>153475869Eurostar placed an order for new trains as of a few months ago, aiming to go into service by 'the early 2030s'. As you say it might not happen, but, something is in motion anyway>https://mediacentre.eurostar.com/mc_view?article_Id=ka4WS0000000YBNYA2>>153475929>>153475981border staff, anon. it was trendy for a minute to blame everything on the B-word but, sometimes it's simply places don't have the staff on a given day
>>153476057Not really a nothing burger, it's breaking the rules on purpose consistently to try and gain an advantage.He does it so the stone doesn't get auto burned by the sensor after the hogline.
>>153476090if you're gonna falseflag at least buy a vpn
that's game china
Unlucky chinks. 6-2 for Canada.
don't try to blank ftlog
kwab
>>153474393You now remember the 2012 Olympics BBC semen pipeline.
this match is tight
>norgay
>>153476090There are no Koreans on this board so why bother? The Olympics nowadays is a big joke of corruption, statpadding, judged sports and nationality switching. Medal count is just banter, to have some fun even if nothing is good and wholesome anymore.
>>153476188Hey shitalian I’m CANADIANYOU ARE THE WORST COUNTRY TO HOST THE OLYMPICS EVER. ITALY HAVE HIGH OPINIONS OF THEMSELVES SO MUCH SO THAT THEY LOVE THE SMELL OF THEIR OWN FARTS
>>153476156She's disappointed in me.
>>153476135Dat train!
>>153476233No you’re costa rican
>>153475925The Clark Kent effect is real
>>153476135>2031call it 2045 then
>>153476135Should be a bunch of new services in a few years. Hopefully it'll force prices down and make it more flexible.They need to open Ebsfleet again
Kennedy is very solid
Just tuning in how are we doing? 4-4 aren't the swiss really good?
>>153476214
>>153476406wait it's actually one of the Norwegians that has the headband...
>>153476507They are very good but so is Scotland so it's unsurprisingly an amazing game.
>>153476507You both have 4 wins in the standings
What the shitting fag negro was that
>>153476528post webms
(holding back train spergism)>>153476414They're building the extra depot space, the order's been confirmed, and everyone's pulling in the same direction regarding finding work for these shiny new trains - so other than building the things there's not much stopping them from being used.>>153476441Branson redeption arc incoming, and I'd put my entire pension pot on them calling at Ebbsfleet just as a snub to Eurostar
damn
damn...
Godly triple, it's over.
swissbros...
Mighty Mouat!...
Shot BruceyCommentator getting countries mixed up yet again
norway can get 3 points
cmon Norway
>>153476524Now there's an image I've not seen in a long time.
tied going into the tenth but US has the hammer now.
Getting a bit hairy now.
China and Czechia lost, 0W 5L, it's over for them.Canada and Italy won.
The USA team is fucking unreal
>>153476797really big gap inside the top 10
>>153476814We're winning the AI arms race
>I CAN'T DOUBLEwhat went wrong
C'mon lads!
>>153476814>it was 0-5
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
>>153475989Why would anyone ever want to go back?
why are they taking risks? just smash everything out of the scoring circle with no regards for leaving your own stones alone and the you just win with hammer
Lille-bror.. you climbed back all this way for this?
Casper is my husbando
>>153477014that's what did us in during mixed doubles, how did they not learn from that?
>>153476985I just like our train system better
>>153476524I once got a month long ban for posting this image
>>153477077doing what I suggested or not doing it?
The sportsmanship between USA and Norway is great to see. c*nada and sweden could learn a thing or two from us
not optimistic at this point
LADS THE CLOCK IS TICKING
>>153477144Game recognizes game
>norwegians in charge of clock management
>>153477136not doing it, they fucked up big time in their last couple games of mixed doubles taking retarded risks for no reason
Come on get a 2.
No pressure lol
what are the current standings
just smash it in lad hope for the best
The neckbeard guy misses me off
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck gotta do it
Unlucky that.
What a GAME of curling
SUIIIIIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc
swiss guy cheated???? who saw that
Shit bollocks got to steal in the extra end now
I don't see us losing now
got damn but this game deserves extra end
imagine if magnus sneezed and ran out of time lmao
looks like a tough shot
Surely the chuds can't fuck this up...
Do you get more time on your clock if there's an extra end?
THE CHUD SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
PHEW what a fuckin shot for the win
fuck....
gg norway, fun game to watch
I honestly don't like seeing this US team win very much. Not a good look for the sport. Their female team is tolerable tho
>>153477309How is casper a chud? he looks like a total twink
>>153477315:(
>never a doubtlmfao i love these guys
AMERIBROS WE JUST KEEP WINNING
Can I request a gif of our final shot?
>>153477328Why? What did they do?
>>153477332he is definitely not cute enough to be a twink
>>153477332our mascot is chudjakwe are all chuds
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153477328I honestly don't like seeing france exist very much. Not a good look for the planet
>>153477358They look very bad physically. That's just it
>>153477358Skin color isnt dark enough for the fr*nch to approve
>>153477391Cool it with the antisemitism
>>153477411more sneedskating tomorrow
Great match for US and Norway.
>>153477391
USA looking like medalists all tournament
>british american>canadian in swedenthis is getting out of hand
>>153477422I was in the wrong thread
>>153477468Thank you
>>153477422
>>153477487why is the dog hitting itself :(
>>153477302An extra five minutes, I think?
>>153477302Clock gets reset to 4:30mins each.
Who did GB drop a game to?
I like Mouat. Got that unflappable look about him, like he'll give it 100% even if it's fucked.
Very exciting end.
no way they mess this upgg
GG Suisse.
Seems like a relatively easy shot now SUI got this
>>153477624Switzerland :(
>>153477624Switzerland
What an ending
wew ladsnow THIS is a good look for the sport
Well played
GG, great game.
So close. :(
gg
>>153477468I'm not as ass clenchedly worried about them as I always was with Shuster. They don't seem to get discouraged by bad rolls and misses. Great teamwork all the way through.
what a nailbiter
Norway, Canada and the US left to play, we may need to beat 2 of them
>>153477661Yes but you were 4-1 before this game
>>153477721We lost against Italy too.
>>153477711that's an absolute gauntlet, not a single gimme in the bunch
>>153477721To be honest, I have no idea. We've been losing a lot lately, but I don't know which countries beat our women's team and which ones beat our men's team.Italy, on Friday, is apparently the answer to your question:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule/cur/m/team4-------------
>>153477711Then we might be fucked, we could beat Canada but we lose to the other two without some luck to help
>>153477796Basically have to beat Norway and then hope for a break in one of the other 2 or an upset from elsewhereIf China and Czechia continue to lose at every opportunity its a free win for USA Canada and Italy plus two for Germany
>>153477953Most likely you'll beat them all, none of them look as stable
>>153478087My prediction: a 5 way tie!
>>153478559Will teams playing against Canada request the umpire for the finger of god?
>>153478659Hopefully yes
>the korean and nip teams are trying hard to out-cute each otherIt was a close call.
So... yeah. THAT just happened....
>another 10 hours of curling tomorrow
No Stefania in the morning.
>>153482544>No StefaniaI sleep.
Alright I've been watching this shit forever with the vaguest understanding of the rules, and now it's time to finally ask. Sometimes I see 10 stones lying around in play and then other times I see guys just push them out of the game entirely (always after having just moved, usually the blocking one getting hit)What gives
>>153484248team who has a stone closest to the center (best stone) wins round and gets a point for every stone closer to center than opponents best stonea lot of the game is essentially about making it difficult for the team with the last stone to get more than 1 point
>>153484300I'm wondering what the deal is with them just kicking stones out of play sometimes. Looks to me like they might still be useful for blocking, but then I know jack shit. Is it just within the rules to kick your own stones out of the field if you deem them irrelevant?
>>153484248Any stone that hits the side of the strip or goes behind the back line behind the target is removed from play; it's common practice to just kick stones out of the way if it's clear they're gonna do that, even if they haven't come to a stop yet.
>>153484360totally misinterpreted your question, correct answer: >>153484381
>>153484248You see, the stones naturally dislike clutter...
I just saw that USA's top guy is 24. Seems young? I assumed you have to be like 35+ to get to that position.
>>153473093A great successor to Shuster. The time of the Chud begins.
>>153484786Subversive sabotage of the other American teams during qualifiers was required.
>>153484786It's just who wants to bother putting together a team and finding a place to play. These zoomers decided Fortnite wasn't for them.
>>153482544shes coming over to my place sorry lads
>Edin caught "cheating" on video with the double touch but not penalized>World Curling tells NOC to go back to enforcing the rules before Sweden's bitchfest>Sweden going to finish in last place>Canada going to the Gold medal matchSounds like "Fuck off" was wholly appropriate for those fucking babies.
>>153485484you still can't touch the granite leaf
>>153485498The WCF told the Olympic ref team to roll back the changes they made to enforcement in response to team Sweden's bitchfest So Canada was completely vindicated in the incident, especially in telling Oskar to FUCK OFF
>>153485511>>153485484Jesus Christ, why are you leafs so fucking insufferable?
>>153485530This is clearly MUCH WORSE than the rules at the start of the tournament. So noticeably bad that they rolled them back.https://worldcurling.org/2026/02/umpire-protocol-update/
are the gb women even going to make it into semis
Good morning I love women
>>153485530Because they invest and care about the sport much more than anywhere else on the planet and feel particularly offended of being called out.
>>153485551fag
>>1534755282014 and 18 they only showed about half the curling matches on TV where I lived. Streaming services do have a myriad of issues but I can watch all the matches, including ones I missed and several sessions with multi-view.
>>153485536if you think Kennedy did not intentionally touch the granite you are blind I agree that pulling rocks for unintentional grazing is stupid
gb is wearing the see through top today
>>153485551i'm afraid this website isn't going to be for you
>>153476090Koreans don't cheat multiple times and then throw a pissfit when they're called out on it
>>153485536They haven't changed the rulebook at all, what are you even talking about
>>153485542Will be rough, see standings >>153471998
>>153485484where's the hogline jannies? I don't see them observing the line
phwoaarr thats a prapah english rose right there
Sad to miss the games this morning :(
one of the danish girls looks like dee from always sunny
>>153485563I think Sweden can fuck off, it's embarrassing that they cried to the ref and when the ref gave them their ruling and put someone on the hogline for the rest of the game they STILL did that passive aggressive pussy shit ALL GAME and sperged out when they finally knew they lost. And they had a Swedish public broadcast camera illegally filming the entire game from the audience. Just total fucking FAGGOTS.>>153485572https://worldcurling.org/2026/02/umpire-protocol-update/
>>153485597Doesn't say anything about a change in rules
>>153485601A change in enforcement is a change in rules. It caused multiple unnecessarily burned stones which caused them to roll it back.>NOOO SAAR THE HANDBOOK DID NOT CHAANG SAARYou can fuck off PEDANTIC PIECE OF SHIT.
>>153485615It is not tho, you’re not beating the Indian allegations with this one
>>153485615everyones making fun of you leaf
>>153485615The refs standing in one position or the other doesn't mean they changed the rules of the game, you sound mentally ill
>>153485632>>153485631>>153485624The ref behaviour went back to the pre-Sweden bitchfest level of enforcement, which means the WCF sided with Canada over faggot pedant land
Anna is my wife
luv me mabergs :)
>>153484786The whole men's team the US sent (except the alternate) is young, sometimes the rookie wins in qualifyingstill, he's 4-2, can't say he didn't earn it
Absolutely insane how quick every single Canadian have jumped to defend cheating. Why are you leafs so fucking defensive? Is it because you're waiting 6+ months for your blood pressure meds? Because you can't afford even a studio apartment? Or is it just simply too much maple syrup?Fucking disgraceful, truly.
Is this botox?
>>153485631funny how the swedish cuck never said a thing about double touching when you guys were BTFOing them last olympichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyLa45AjyrQ&t=2220s
Look at his faceLow T beta cuck redditor. Lost his last olympics and decided to be a passive aggressive faggot in the 9th end. That's how history will remember him. Getting told to fuck off and then being a pussy beta faggot and fucking off to the end of the ice and talking to himself.
>>153485637Yeah that's why they sent a warning to the Canadian team and a reminder of the rules to everyone. Just drop it already, your entire country has been crying about this for days
>>153485597>>153485615>>153485637>>153485668>>153485669cry more
>>153485664If Sweden knew it was a burned rock they cheated by not calling it a burned rock before throwing their next one.If that doesn't make sense to you its because it's not cheating, it's just not a strict adherence to the rules from both teams.
>>153485678why don't you report the posts to jannies? you guys seem to love doing that
>>153485669literal grug mentality
>>153485678Cry? Canada is winning this tournament. Sweden is losing. They are going home with nothing except the honour of getting told to fuck off and fucking off and losing.Team Sweden's reward for being a bunch of low T cuck homos is they will go home with nothing.
>>153485686any win will have an asterisk
>>153485682because you they don't break any rules, although one can _hope_ they are trolling outside of /b/>>153485686deranged jeet
>>153485694The asterisk will be *won in spite of Sweden attempting to change the rules mid-tournament
What's funny is Sweden is proud of being pedantic, which is an extremely shitty personality trait.
>>153485681Not calling a possible rule violation immediately isn't cheating, you fucking mongoloid. And there's a massive difference between unintentional grazing and what Kennedy did. And if Kennedy hadn't immediately started sperging like a bitch, this wouldn't have been half the issue it is. If he had just said "Fair enough, won't happen again" and walked away, no one would still be talking about it.
>>153485686Keep seething faggot
>>153485707>Not calling a possible rule violation immediately isn't cheating, you fucking mongoloid.It is in curling actually>And there's a massive difference between unintentional grazing and what Kennedy did.There's no advantage you gain from actually touching the rock>And if Kennedy hadn't immediately started sperging like a bitch, this wouldn't have been half the issue it is. If he had just said "Fair enough, won't happen again" and walked away, no one would still be talking about it.Kennedy didn't sperg, Eriksson sperged out like a faggot redditor and Kennedy told him to state his accusation clearly and then denied any foul play and told him to fuck off like a man.
>maddie dupont is still the danish skip>eve muirhead is retired:(
>>15348566624, but looks like a 42 year old nail salon owner.Found a picture of her (and the rest of the team) without makeup.
Women's Curling Denmark vs Great Britain 2026-02-16 morning round robin end 1: >>>/wsg/6093802
>>153485729no yes no yes no
>>153485735yes on all 5t. yellow fever
T-thanks tv director for the GBR - DEN game.
>>153485743same
>>153485719>It is in curling actuallyShow me where it states that in the WCF rules>There's no advantage you gain from actually touching the rock"It didn't change anything, so that makes cheating okay" Moron>Kennedy didn't spergHe knew full well he touched the stone. What reason is there to deny it other than he knew it was against the rules? Again, he could have apologized and it would have been done. No reason to get so defensive and yell at people to fuck off
>>153485735I'm more of a yes no yes no yes man myself
>>153471865Need a Japanese curling wife
brunette Danish girl is a qt
>3D animation of the shots we just saw in real life
I prefer our OG team
I've probably watched at least 5 times as much curling as any other event this olympics. Not even into curling.
There's no way they're speaking German
>>153485808Yeah, I imagine the next Olympics team is going to be drastically different. Also miss Anna Sloan, personally
>>153485823Jen is my type
>>153485593Initials are dead-ass D.D.
>>153485823Dodds is such an ass slut it's unreal
>>153485760>He knew full well he touched the stone. What reason is there to deny it other than he knew it was against the rules? Again, he could have apologized and it would have been done. No reason to get so defensive and yell at people to fuck offWhen Oscar was being a faggot redditor in the 9th end, he accused Kennedy of "touching the stone after the hogline". That's why he flipped out and said he hadn't done it once, because he did his regular throws same as always, before or right up to the hogline and the umpires never called him for a hogline violation for the entire game. There was an umpire watching the line the majority of the game. 6 ends of throws, no hogline calls. This obviously pissed Oskar off because he didn't get the ruling he wanted and he reddit sperged when it became clear he lost the game.Re: the actual on-camera video; When you're throwing a stone, you are staring at the broom at the end of the ice, not the line, so there's no way you personally can police your own throws. Your teammates or the opposing team or umpires have to call it. So if nobody called him all game despite the constant appeals to the umpires and the umpire watching him all game and he suddenly comes up and accuses him when they've just lost, of course he's going to tell him to stop being a fucking fag and fuck off.What people are fixating now is on "he touched the granite"The problem was that the swedecuck was so passive aggressive and timid and slow with coming out with the accusation that Kennedy kept asking him for clarification until the Swede coughed up "so erm is it okay to touch the stone after the hogline or what?"
>>153485818>Shoulders wider than hipsDoesn't really cut it when you've seen the speed skaters.
canada vs chinatoronto civil war
>>153485838Turn off your bot
>>153485839normal human proportions don't cut it?
>>153485760>>153485838\>>153485857Also when the Swede went back to his cuck corner, he said "I'll show you a video where it's 2 metres over the hogline" which is obviously bullshit.So the faggot was just a delusional butthurt faggot malding over losing.
>>153485817based
>>153485861Theyre sneaky
At the start, Sweden being passive aggressive was a pretty bitchy way to go about it.The subsequent Canadian chimpout however, by both the players and regular leaf internet users has absolutely dwarfed everything. Biggest bitches of the Olympics and it's not even close. Honestly lost a lot respect for them as a country.
>>153485877This is an illegal recording btw which means they planned this bitchfest to create a narrative for why they lost
>>153485838Touching the granite in any way is also against the rules, especially how Kennedy did. Erkkson should have called it when it happened, sure, but that's no excuse for how Kennedy, and every Canadian, reacted.>>153485861"He told him to fuck off and he did"What an absolute nigger argument. Are you an actual subhuman idiot? This isn't some bar brawl in an Ontario back alley pub, it's the fucking Olympics.
>>153485859Correct. Abnormal proportions are better.
>>153485886>What an absolute nigger argument. Are you an actual subhuman idiot? This isn't some bar brawl in an Ontario back alley pub, it's the fucking Olympics.Which is why Oskar starting shit when he already cried to the umpire all game was uncalled for and he deserved to be told off
I suffer from Sayaka withdrawal
>>153485861>"I'll show you a video where it's 2 metres over the hogline" which is obviously bullshit.autist doesn't understand hyperbole
Jiang Jiayi reminds me of my ex
God this British team are so coarse, especially compared to the elegant Danes. I could not be more aroused
>>153485897Saying that Canada CHEATED its way through every game because it feathered the rock with a gesture that has never been enforced in professional play until now is perfectly valid but accusing someone of shit that never ever happened is totally licit
4-skin
>>153485891Once again, for the umpteenth time, Kennedy could have just apologized. Why is it so hard for you apes to just shrug and say "alright, fair enough" and walk away?>>153485909>shit that never ever happened>>153485877
>>153485922>Kennedy could have just apologized.He wasn't in the wrong
>>153485885>which means they planned this bitchfestTheir state TV put a camera side on after Sweden brought it up to the officials during the ~second end.Was honestly good coverage by their broadcaster, letting their viewers know what their team was complaining about. That it managed to catch Canada full blown cheating was a nice little bonus.
>>153485922>>shit that never ever happenedYou're dumb as a rock, the shit that never happened is a throw going 6ft past the hogline
>>153485929>full blown cheatingfag
>>153485928>Dindu Nuffin
>>153485888It depends on how you want to structure your genetic trials.
>>153485909the hogline starts at the near edge of the line, any touch crossing the near edge is a violation and the stone is burned. your guy cheated and got caught and acted like a bitch instead of owning up to it
>>153474097You can censor this but I know it's Clarkson
>>153485928>He wasn't in the wrong>>153485877>>153485931It was over the hogline, faggot. You're just mad you got caught
>>153485950The stones have technology that lights up if it's touched when over the hogline. No light, no foul :^)
>>153485950>>153485958There was an umpire watching the whole game after the first complaint, they never called a violation. This made Sweden basedrage all game to the umpires and then culminated in the basedrage towards the Canadian team.
>>153485964that technology only reads touches on the handle probably why the leaf thought he was being sneaky touching the granite
>>153485967>We didn't cheat further after we were called outAbsolute paragon of morality you lot are
>>153485967Turn off your bot
big sophies away for a shit before the end finishes
Morrison looks like a cross between a Who and a pufferfish
>chinese ladies shouting "hard!" at meYes mommy
>>153485979>>153485981They continued accusing them all game, the umpires told them they weren'tIt culminated in reddit basedrage with a timid passive aggressive accusation as they were losing and getting told to fuck off
>>153485997>the umpires told them they weren'tThe umpires were looking at them touching the handle again. They legit didn't know the rules and were afraid to call anything.
>>153485734Women's Curling Denmark vs Great Britain 2026-02-16 morning round robin end 2: >>>/wsg/6093819
>>153486005>WCF umpires didn't know what they were doinglmao
>>153486023the umpires haven't had any clue what they're doing the whole olympics ahve you seen them trying to use the measure
>>153485997"The umpires didn't immediately do anything which makes cheating and chimping out in front of an international audience okay"Keep digging
>>153486016>3 stones close together>Refuses to show overhead, instead focusing on bumsWhat happened to using women as camera people/directors?
>>153486037The Umpires told them to fuck off every end, they didn't like the answer so they took it out on team Canada who told them to fuck off
>>153486023Curling was meant to be a gentleman's game where people policed themselves. The most umpires ever had to do was measure the stones and even that leaved deciding which one was closest up to the players.They've never actually had to do their job.
>>153486057Till canada showed up
>>153486057So why did they pick this exact time to start soiraging when they were at the end of their careers and losing at the olympics
>>153486049Women like butts. Get over it.
>>153484786my guy's wicked smart
>>153486051Curling is largely a self-governed game and players are trusted to act with integrity; not flippantly skirt rules and then chimp out when called on it. You would know this if you had ever actually watched it before.
>>153486065They were winning when they first brought it up.Canada managed to make a comeback via illegal stones.
Why do the Swiss speak dutch
>>153486082This rule is ambiguous and so is never ever enforced. Hogline violations are now automated>>153486084lmao
>>153486088They don't speak the same version of Swiss, so they need to use another language to communicate with each other.
>>153486084CREEPY CANADA WITH THEIR PHONY MAIL-IN ROCKS, BURN THE STONES. STOP THE STEAL!
>>153485877>>153485885In my country you get fined millions of dollars and lose draft picks and get banned from the Hall of Fame for filming from this angle.
>pause the stream during commercials>it automatically starts playing after a few secondsHmm
>>153486089Rule is not ambiguous on touching the granite or touching the stone after it's on the hogline, and there is video evidence of Kennedy doing both.
>>153486103It says the stone must be delivered with the handle and that the person delivering can touch the stone prior to the hoglineSince it elsewhere differentiates between the handle and the stone elsewhere, it can be interpreted as touching the stone as a whole or just the handle a second time.That's why it's not enforced.
good evening rock tossers
>>153486103it's also a rule that no one really care to enforce, imagine if teams start sperging out travelling in every instance in NBA, they would rightfully get told to fuck off too. There's a reason why the ref didn't give two shit in the first place
>>153486122>imagine if teams start sperging out travelling in every instance in NBAThat would fix basketball as a sport
>>153486098you WILL watch the commercials
>>153486127send the memo to the swedish team for the summer olympic then
>they planned to bitch about itStuff like this is commonplace at top level sport, especially the Olympics. At the end of the day, millions of pounds are invested into athletes and their training, all for the chance of getting medals on the world stage and making their country look good. If there's any angle to get an advantage over their opponents or tilt them, competitors at this level will do it without hesitation. It's why everyone roids as well. With all that in mind, if you and your team are relying on 'gentlemen's agreements' when everyone is after gold medals at the Olympics, you're naive. It's the responsibility of you, your coaches, your team, to be beyond reproach because if you're not then it IS going to be pounced on.
>>153486127When basketball Americans chimp out, cities burn.This is only desirable when it pushes an agenda.
McAnus is going to miss
Women's Curling Denmark vs Great Britain 2026-02-16 morning round robin replay: >>>/wsg/6093825
>>153486122The absurdity of traveling in the NBA directly led to >>153483343 maybe enforcing rules is good actually
4 + 3 = 7
>>153486113The players know full well what the rules are and what is expected. Why don't they just grab the stones with both hands and chuck it down the ice? It's technically in the rules, right? Idiot.>>153486122And we circle back to "lol who even cares". You leafs are great at repeating the same bullshit over and over again. And the inconsistent reffing is one of the most common complaints against the modern NBA.
what is the point of arguing with the measurement china
disappointed China, tried to bribe the ref
>>153486160>Why don't they just grab the stones with both hands and chuck it down the ice? It's technically in the rules, right? Idiot.They used to, they replaced it with the hack
>>153486161grim situation
>>153486167>>153486161The ref looked like he was adjusting the mechanism prior to measuring each stone
>>153485559The brunette is cute.
No Giulia, no watch.
>>153486172yeah tb h we've seen them hesitating more than once so asking to measure one more time seems reasonable
>>153486171Doesn't 'dong' mean shit in Chinese? or is that Korean?
>>153486169Do any players still lift the stone off the ice? I don't think I have seen that in a while.
>>153486180>morning offwhat is she doing right now?
What's happening in the China game? I'm busy slobbering over questionable Danes
>>153486192Depends. Did the condom shortage get fixed?
>>153486193Canada scored 3, China tried to reduce it to 2 by asking the ref to measure again. They're losing 7-3 now.
>commentator talking about breastfeeding AGAIN
>>153486198the shortage was never a problem for her in the first place
GB is about to fuck up massively
>>153486198Italian women would never use contraception. Strict Catholics.
>>153486189idk about recently, you see it in older gameshttps://youtu.be/rccq3ql2l1o?si=EsYgDY9Jl5bloyd0&t=206
>>153486206kek>>153486210Bless the Pope
I only wanted to see Jiang happy when she got a medal.
>>153486207HOWEVER
danes more like lames
I want her in my bed
>>153486239I thought their last stone was gonna end up further out. Good shot getting it in there tight
>>153486239never in doubt
>>153486257The Thinker (1904)
Cutie
>>153486268
semen slurping end
>>153486148Women's Curling Denmark vs Great Britain 2026-02-16 morning round robin replay 7th end: >>>/wsg/6093831
>>153486279even better jej
>>153486296how old is bed head? reckon she used to be alright
>>153486279>daydreams of scarfing down a dozen sausage rolls.
>yapyapyapyapyap meow meow meowdenmark is too kino
Wow GB is winning.
I can't decide if Anna Hasselborg is hot or has down syndrome
>>153486393Decide quickly.
>>153486393She'd be great if her teeth didn't look so far apart from each other
>>153486393>>153486404Nah she's cute. While in motion anyway.
>>153486404would not go into her gingerbread house
Danes concede. Bongs finally won one
>>153471923I haven't been following Italy as closely as with Mixed curling. How are we doing? I heard we keep losing
>>153486420The women's team has 0W 5L.Men's team is ok. Won yesterday. 3W 2L. Could still make it.
Women's Curling Denmark vs Great Britain 2026-02-16 morning round robin replay 8th end British last stone before Dane's hammer (and later conceded)
>>15348631039 this yearyou reckon cutie on the lefft is gonna suffer the same fate?
>>153486450Standings
>>1534863102010 fit
>>153486464>>153486447wtf happened to usDid Stefania choke hard or are her teammates retarded? Or both?
>>153486464italy KWAB
>>153486404
>>153486478Failed to use their secret weapon
>>153486478Both, also they keep bickering, between themselves and also don't seem particularly excited about what the coach says. She has a beef with him because he promoted his daughter as the substitute instead of a friend of hers.
>swedish bunda and thighs
>>153486478Woman's curling team has always been terrible. Stefania is the exception. They didn't even qualify the last three Olympics
>>153486499It's not the daughter of the man pictured by of some other Italian official.https://www.ctpost.com/sports/article/olympic-court-rejects-italian-curler-s-claim-of-21341386.php
>>153486503love sweepinsimple as
>>153486404kek, i mostly look at her butt anyways
Women's Curling China vs Canada 2026-02-16 morning round robin replay
>>153486478Italy is probably the worst team there on overall talent but also has a tougher time cause all the other teams play harder against them. All the women know that most people think Stefania is the cutest female curler at the games and they take pleasure making her look bad.
My wife
>>153486602>>153486517I recall Stefania saying in an interview that she appreciates Amos Mosaner's strategic thinking. I thought that was bs at first but looks like she's not very good at strategy.They seem to always place themselves in terrible situations, and then they have to perform insanely difficult moves to get out of them.
Bunch of milf nerds on the Suisse team.
the foreign screaming is a close tie as best part
>>153486623Stefania has really good focus and is extremely accurate. Her and Amos may bicker but they actually cover each other's weak areas really well.
I don't wanna go to work, i want to sit naked in my couch and watch curling.. cya later i guess
heh, Dong.
>>153486666pics pls
>>153486671You're conjuring false images in your head
>>153486404She has that troll look some nordics have
>>153486666Quads of work.
China loses 10-5 against Canada.
>>153486666I missed gb's match. :(
>>153486696You can fix that with some real images ;)
Women's Curling China vs Canada 2026-02-16 morning game stats
Women's Curling 2026 standings
to be a stirrup on that curling lane
>>153486784Well GB has to win all their remaining games...
>>153486784it's kinda useless to post them before the whole session is over tb h
>>153486823It's over
do swedish streaming companies have english closed captioning for the team's communication they need to leverage that somehow between providers
CAM ON ANNA
>>153486895locked in
Did they just censor da Vinci's Vitruvian Man? I just noticed now: https://www.reuters.com/sports/da-vincis-vitruvian-man-loses-genitalia-games-tv-angering-some-italy-2026-02-13/NSFW: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitruvian_Man
>>153486905he identifies as gen z now
>>153486905Zoomers are prudes
Surely WE are in the semi finals now secured?
>>153486905Did you or Leonardo just fucking misgendered this individual in the picture?You just assumed xe should have a penis?
>>153486945to be fair, if parents are concerned some questions can snowball into a huge time sink
>>153486955It's art. Simple as.
Should've sent our women's team into the men's tournament
>>153486926I don't get it, were the teachers offended or the students?
>>153487609Just do what my dad did>dad, what's a penis?>go outside you little queer
>>153487731
>>153485818>>153486227
>>153487805She looks better here.
>>153487805corr.
>Sweden isn't yellowI'm out.
>>153487704Bro are you high or dyslexic?
>>153487805sticc
Nice strategy from team Italy.Just give your opponents steals every end until you win.
>chinks suddenly remember they can also winWhat the FUCK
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