LAST DAY OF ROUND ROBINToday's schedule:09:05 (NOW)>Men's session 12Sweden-CzechiaItaly-SwitzerlandChina-GermanyNorway-Canada14:05>Women's session 12Switzerland-USACanada-KoreaJapan-ChinaGB-Italy19:05>Men's semi-finalsTBD>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Watch RTS (Swiss VPN required):https://www.rts.ch/sport/jo/milan_cortina-2026/epg/
>>153540542thank you french bro
Previous bread: >>153514896Men’s situation:Two teams can qualify still and take the #3 and #4 seats. Switzerland and Canada are qualified.Current standings (games played):3. GB 5W 4L (9/9)4. Italy 4W 4L (8/9)4. Norway 4W 4L (8/9)6. USA 4W 5L (9/9)7. Germany 3W 5L (8/9)Today’s games:Italy-SwitzerlandNorway-CanadaGermany-ChinaIn case of a 5W 4L tie, it’s Norway > Italy > GB. GB only needs one of those two team to lose tomorrow. Norway and Italy just need to win.In case of a relevant 4W 5L tie, it’s either Norway = Italy = USA (DSC settled) or USA > Germany > Norway > Italy. Having won the DSC by .2 cm, USA qualifies in both scenarios.Also, Sweden is going to fight Czechia to not finish last.
food is readybeer is cracked curling is onready to post about a sport I have never attempted in my life
so we're all watching canada vs norway, right?
Should I go to bed bros? I have to be at work in 4hrs.
>>153540581fuck no
>>153540574I'm watching italia v suisse and the norway game.
>>153540574Yes
>>153540574yeah I want to see these criminal canadians I've heard about fight somebody
>>153540581Either go to bed now and quickly for a tired day tomorrow or don't sleep at all for a manic day tomorrow.
>>153540592kek same
The announcers I like listening to are on the canadian norway so I will be favoring that tab.
Basically Americans go to the semi finals if both Norway and Italy lose today.
Did they bring in the drones?
>>153540605so i have to root for the leafs?
>>153540610You do indeed.
>>153540609it's a spidercam/cable mounted camera
>>153540614I remember they have some steel web structure up top now must be rails on that for cameras
CAM ON CANADACAM ON SWITZERLANDneed one of italy or norway to lose
>>153540605Conversely, the only scenario in which GB does not qualify would be if both Italy and Norway win.
Norway choking already
>>153540641SAY SIKE RN
What a final stone, kino
Ok, all hope lies with Italy losing then
>>153540649They completely missed a shot preceding that post.
>>153540661I know, I let my guard down. You are now banned from posting in this general for fear of jinxing it again
ITALIA
>taking out your own stone instead Norway determined to get the score level again
why can't they get some sort of laser measuring system?
>>153540685they do have one, curlers prefer the traditional dial gauge on a stick and the laser is saved for if it's really close
are we losing?
>>153540556Women’s situation is simpler1. Sweden 7W 2L (9/9) —> Qualified2. Switzerland 6W 2L (8/9) —> Qualified3. Canada 5W 3L (8/9)3. Korea 5W 3L (8/9)3. USA 5W 3L (8/9)6. GB 4W 4L (8/9)Today’s relevant games:Korea-CanadaUSA-SwitzerlandGB-ItalyIf the USA win, they are qualified alongside whoever wins between Korea and Canada.If the USA lose, and GB loses, the USA are qualified because they have beaten both Canada and Korea.If the USA lose, GB wins, and Korea wins: GB is qualified, because it has beaten both Canada and the USA. If Canada wins however, then GB is also qualified but DSC-wise.In short:GB only needs the USA to lose to qualify.Whoever wins the Korea-Canada faceoff is qualified. The loser will not be qualified in any scenario.The USA only need to win, or GB to lose.
>>153540693yes cuz you cheated. Go Norway
>>153540702
>>153540693yeah so far
>>153540702dumb fuck we need canada to win shut the fuck up
i can't take this anymore
>>153540695(Unless Korea comes back after a huge GB LSD fuckup but I don’t think that’s possible, the gap seems too big)
>>153540693our commentators are insinuating that you're throwing to face us in semis
>>153540695Forgot, GB needs to win no matter what. Not only an American loss
>>153540719I don't care, fuck off cuntI hope Italy will win... probably not.
>>153540721relax, you can't curl while you're stressed
>>153540739get the fuck out of my country
>>153540745No u! suck it up, sharttard
our commentators:>a-at least we keep the hammer
>>153540687>the laser is saved for if it's really close
lol wtf did they throw it so hard?
>>153540693cowards
>>153540789italy and norway have to lose for us to get to the semifinals but I'm not gonna root for cheaters so I'm watching the switzerland italy game
Canada status?
>>153540803That's what I'm trying to say. Fuck that mutt. I strongly believe the team that upholds genuine sportsmanship is the one that truly deserves it.
Lmao Czechia beating Sweden atm. If that is the end result, Sweden would only not finish last if China also loses against Germany.
For me it's not just the cheating, it's that it has the potential to irrevocably spoil one of the last sports to formally rely on gentlemens agreement and honesty systems. Fuck that piece of shit so much
>The Swiss helping the Italian sweep his own stone outChad
Canada must be intentionally throwing right
>>153540868based
>>153540848the damage is already done. by the next olympics there will be a referee making all decisions, linesmen checking the throws, sensors and lasers to check the stone position and the players won't even be allowed to kick the losing stones themselves at the end of an end
Just have fun out there, fellas!
Very nice shot, germany! <3
>>153540896Can’t believe they lost against Czechia. They still had a great chance of making it.
>>153540848you can blame oskar for that - I lost the thread but some reddit autist did a supercut of oskar chirping him all game for a hand graze brad jacobs did before mark did the poke, literally following him around and making snide comments. being told to fuck off was the only moment shown on the broadcast
>>153540915I know… it made me sad, but I hope they will do better next time. They still have my respect for playing with dignity, despite knowing they would not qualify.
>>153540831I was responding to myself to clarify what game I was watching and the throw I was referencing was italy's hammer that resulted in a swiss steal of 1
Sweet shot, marc
Humiliation ritual. Just send these shitters packing already.
is Sweden washed up? the commentator keeps saying they have the best player in the world and Czech is in their debut Olympics?
i guess the next time i'll watch curling will be in 4 years
>>153540870no they are most honorable
>Pimpini
>>153541013That same team won the last Olympics in a fantastic fashion, Edin is a revered veteran and multiple-times world champion. So yes.
LET'S GO NORGE
I'm going to miss GB vs ITA (highest concentration of attractive women) due to sleep requirements :(
>>153541195Why must you mock us so?
We are winning? I forgive the cheaters now
>EdinMore like Edidn't
kino
Nice one, Amos. A woman could not have done that.
>>153541239they just dont want to play GB
>>153541239We're trying to throw the game while being subtle enough to maintain plausible deniability but you dumb assholes are making it difficult
>>153540923"You can blame [the person who called out a team for not selfpolicing rule breaking] for the end of selfpolicing"You will never not be remembered as cheaters now.. You're still defending the cheating.
Norway…
>>153541254people keep glazing stefi when in reality amos carried us to both medals
>>153541299It is why I support amos.
>>153541276nigga the boop a hogline violation, the ref got involved and they deemed it all good. all the double touching is something every team is doing even now - including both swedish teams subconciously doing it then grimacing after the fact.
>>153541299Morons keep asking why curling has sex categories, when in both sweeping and throwing men excel more. Women also make great shots but never huge take outs like this one.
GO LEAFS GO
Uhhhh I thought they were throwing?
>>153541318No he cheated. When called out while the ref was watching he stopped. When the ref stopped watched he started doing it again and that's when the cameras spotted in since they started filming after it was called out the first time.Fucking Canadians acting like third worlders who've never heard of high trust societies. I guess youll be in the same pot as the Chinas, Arabais, Latin europeans from now. Perhaps it's your catholic french harritage
Is that the Chinese version of the US guy in the glasses?
do the needful for once leafs pls
we are getting annihilated
>>153541383ok ahmed, time to go to sleep buddy you're heated.
Has Canada been banned yet?
Just give up already
>GB curlers are full time and taxpayer lottery fundedWhat a joke there are far more popular sports that should have their gibsmedats
Fuck yes Canada comeback
Norway choke could be looming
Uhhhh are we in trouble
>>153541482no because we are losing our match, tooyou win the tiebreaker
>>153541499No, USA wins the DSC. See >>153540556And if Germany wins the USA wins h2h.
>>153541482>>153541499If you both lose then USA gets in instead.
>Andrew formally Prince has been arrestedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c70kjr9wjw0t
Which match do I watch for USA?
>>153541525
>>153541530we're done playingneed canada and switzerland to win
>>153541525we got him
wow nice shot, marc
Picking up some salt from Japanese twitter
>both rai 2 AND rai sport are livestreaming our national humiliationi can't escape this
LETS GO NORGE GET THE 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153541556They even brought school kids in the crowdThis will deeply affect them growing up
lmao what's going on Germany vs Chink game? lol
>>153541591wiered shit is happening. many complete misses. Bad times
Sweden loses 10-4 against Czechia.
HOORAY WE QUALIFY!
>>153541606oofff
>>153541525based
>>153541614gratz! do us a favor, take that dirty cheater down.
>>153541606fackinell
amos can at least go back with a bronze, but joel will regret that missed stone against germany for the rest of his life
>>153541614Shouldn't have been so desperate but still.
>>153541624>>153541629are >we out
>>153541632Probably better than finishing 4th? No, maybe not.
>>153541636We just need Norway to choke at this point.
>>153540542>LAST DAY OF ROUND ROBIN:(
>>153541636probably... but, I want to see Norway winning against the cheaters.
>>153541647billions must slide...
The Canadians look like they’re acting lol
>>153541636I think you need Norway to choke and also Germany to win bizarrely. That's what someone on here worked out yesterday.
Most dangerous lead
Question to the English, why are the Scots the biggest serial chokers when it comes to sports? Did you guys know that the Scots were favourites to win gold and now they’re struggling.
feels good being the main character, even if it's only blue haired ghouls from the 'cord screeching about us
how many fucking matches does one that's both in a mixed and in a same-gender team participate in other the course of the olympics? This shit started before the opening ceremony and it's gonna end on the last day
>>153541670There was a stat up during our game that Cory Thiesse and Stefania have played like 140 ends so far.
>>153541653See more or less well-expressed explanations:Men’s: >>153540556Women’s: >>153540695Germany winning was a different scenario which was also favourable to the USA.
>>153541653No we do not need Germany to win
>>153541653Germany winning or losing will not affect the outcome. However, Norway winning would cockblock the mutt.
>>153541679yes we do
>>153541674>>153541679>>153541689fairs, misremembered
>>153541691Most mutts do. At least, you will exit with 100% dignity. <3
>>153541673goddamn that's a lot of curling, I'd get mind-numbingly bored of it after a while
Have they touched the forbidden stone today?
FUCKING NORWAY LOL
>>153541702Ok surely Canada is losing on purpose now
>>153541708I guess Canada hates us so much, so they will lose to cockblock the US. It would be their revenge. lmao
>>153541708>everyone wants to throw because they're bored of it
>>153541716Look at Norway throw all by themselves.
>leafs throwing to knock out the mutts
>>153541701looks exaclty the way I flick my rocks
>>153541708>>153541716Now that would be cheating and they should be disqualified, but no way to prove it.
THANK YOU LEAFS
I knew I should never have counted on a bunch of dirt bag cheating leafs.
“it looks like you forgot to spin it”Confirmed throwing
canacucks literally can't stop cheatinglmao
>>153541740It is also deliciously evil for us to call timeouts as the American team watches with bated breath. And, dare I say, necessary if we want Gallant to transform into Devil Jin going into the gold medal match
BASED
dumb bum useless leaf scum
lmao get fucked, canada stiffed the shit out of the US
Predictable. Do us a favor, take down those dirty cheaters!
>commentator says canadian's shot is nowhere near where they wanted
>>153541758"This looks hard" before a previously not-so-hard shot too lolWell, Canada and Norway will face off again in 7 hours!
>>153541770why don't you do it yourself? Oh...
alll fun and games until norway kicks them out of the tournament next
>Throw the game so you get to play weak Norway>But stage a massive comeback so they shit themselvesCheating Canada at it again.
CHEATERS AND CHOKERS FUCK CANADA FOREVER!!
Sun isn't even up yet and he's got 50 posts seething about Canadians under his belt already KWAB
$100US Norway uses the leafblowers later today,
so, what are the standings
>>153541797canada suisse scotland and norge
>>153541797Italy will finish 5th or 6th depending on Germany-China resultsSweden 9th or 10th
>>153541806And Norway should be 3rd, so that would be Canada-Norway and Switzerland-GB this evening
>>153541806zoomerbros...
>>153541806Well Sweden with the worst title defence ever.
of course we win when it doesnt matter
>>153541824>>153541827Gratz! Germany won! You guys exist with full dignity. Be better next time.
>>153541806Nvm since Norway won it became DSC-decided tooFINAL STANDINGS
>>153541837
>>153541837drawshotbros...
>>153541837ooh the 2 semi-finals are tonight.
>>153541856Would have been very funny (and sad) (but also funny) to see Italy lose Because of itImagine the confusion
>>153541837Canadians throwing for the easy final access.We'll have a hard game.
>>153541871Kick those dirty cheaters out.
>>153541871>We'll have a hard game.
>>153541871C*nadians needed to get raked yesterday
>>153541877Your guys are good, the closest match in the RR as well.
>>153541871disgusting vermin
>>153541871Scots underperform when it’s not against England. However if they imagine the swiss team as English you guys are in for a rough ride
>>153541871It looks like cheaters will get silver. Swiss - Gold for sure GB - Bronze
Women’s games in 2 hours. Sweden qualifies #1, Switzerland #2For the record:Korea-CanadaUSA-SwitzerlandGB-ItalyThe winner of Korea-Canada is qualified. The loser is not in any scenario.If the USA win, they are qualified alongside whoever wins between Korea and Canada.If the USA lose, and GB loses, the USA are qualified because they have beaten both Canada and Korea.If the USA lose, GB wins, and Korea wins: GB is qualified, because it has beaten both Canada and the USA. If Canada wins however, then GB is also qualified but DSC-wise.Korea/Canada: need win, loser outUSA: need win only, or GB loss if they loseGB: needs win and USA loss absolutely
>>153541925Will take a lot for the GB women to get through too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUHIm-besFw
you guys were getting too uppity so I called marc and told him to whiff
>touch rocks >manipulate playoffs >the spirit of curling>we are gentleman saarfuck off
>>153542191what do they mean by these things
>>153542191
>>153542224Korean hate must stop
>>153541985Id feel more confident but the US women are ending the round playing a bit crummy. So its not as grim as it might look for you.
>>153541645Similar shot
>>153542224Oh so she DOES remember me!
Why is it so hard to find a free stream even with VPN compared to 2018 and 2022? Did the kikes win?
Games have been delayed.14:30 instead of 14:05.
>>153542603Canadians damaged the ice in an effort to cheat i bet.
>>153541925merci pour les details mon homme
>>153542603kek why? weather conditions?
>>153542756Yes, the teams take longer to arriveSame this evening, semi finals will start at 19:35>>153542669Tout le plaisir est pour moiAdditional stake: Japan-China the fourth game, if Japan loses it ends up last with only 1 victory, however in case of a win it could beat China (and even Italy if it loses also).
>>153542799>it could beat ChinaIn the final rankings I mean
>>153542603they're hyped to watch ski mountaineering
>>153542266My QUEENToday will be her last olympic appearanceI don't think she will be back with these results
>>153542603Maybe I'll catch the final end.
>>153542266Who would have thought my two olympicfus would have been in curling and played each other
I hall miss you all when these Olympics end
>>153542266Corr, the moose knuckle on Stefi
How is there a delay?Did someone piss on the ice?
>>153543174I certainly hope so!
GBR vs ITA might be the biggest looks gap in Olympic history sorry bongs
Here we go
GBR vs ITA the two hottest teams
>>153543160
BBC you fucking twats get it aired
if usa loses and gb wins what happens
dumbfuckin bbc this is a must win match you dumbfucksfuckin fucks
>>153543285
>>153543285>italy rigs every single medal except for hersthe fuck were they thinking
>>153543306GB advances. But if GB loses then USA goes forward even if they also lose.
these takeout ends suck
God I wish I was the bottle
>>153543419yoshimura reminds me of her
please dont choke please dont choke please dont choke please dont choke
Stefi I will miss you <3
I love China now.
>>153543497billions must wave goodbye
>>153543500
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
i love it when becky does that stance change
Damn, perfect throw
>Support Britain or support ItalyAhhh help me bros
>>153543547is this real?
passta
>>153543547why hasn't he gone to any other matches
Canada steals one from Korea after a previously missed stone. Close call. Korea was stuck.2-0 for Canada.
>>153543547wtf isnt that illegal??
Apparently the numbers they throw out is based on the amount of time it should take the stone to go from hog line to hog line. Now I know.
>>153543556That is one bony ass
>>153543606imagine spooning her and getting poked back
reminder that stefi & many others from these games will be playing in a league starting in April in Canadahttps://rockleague.com/
test what the fuck is up with captcha
whys the ice look like shit its only the 3rd end
>>153543621>canadian leaguelet's see paul allen's rulebook
what's the game to watch rn?
>>153543640Italy GB, if only for the extremely hot women.
>>153543621>in April
>>153543640GBR v ITA
>>153543640Canada/Korea is a winner advances
you can check livescores herehttps://livescores.worldcurling.org/og/aspnet/livescores?EventID=2
Reminder once again for Stefifags. She's taken
End of 3rdUSA - 1SUI - 1
Surprised the swiss didn't call for a more accurate measurement there.
>>153543655yeah because this was the obstacle and not living 5000 miles away
Korea should score 2 here.
>>153543621
>>153543655Medbvlls win once again
Am I wrong for thinking Rachel Homan is kinda cute?
why isn't big Sophie sweeping? she could apply more pressure on the ice
Switzerland went undefeated for only the 3rd time in all Olympic curling formats and are playing the world #1 ranked Great Britain would've made a better final but cool
Japan takes a 2-1 lead on a good throw from mommy Yoshimura
Japan scores 2. 2-1 vs China.Korea scores 3! Nice shot. 3-2 vs Canada.Italy scores 1. 1-1 vs GB.
>>153543668undersold
How are the teammates chosen?
How do you say naisu in Korean?
tfwswn polish your stones
>>153543692I saw what they wanted to do but we’ve seen some failures. Nice that it worked out
I'm honestly believe that Italian women are too hot for me. I'm just not cut out for having a girlfriend as pretty or hot as these women. It's OK, it's how it is for some men. For men such as me.
>>153543697hwaiting
>>153541550based Rei
>>153543700>Nice that it worked outthat's a matter of perspective
my wife is good at scrubbing
>>153543699It hurts in the wrong place
>>153543697Starcraft
>>153543697나이스
>>153543699she looks like she's into femdom
>>153543655
>>153543702this but all women
>>153543719All the Swiss girls do
>>153543719this but jiang
>>153543702This but Swedish women
>>153541925based, thank you.
>>153543699>>153543719Could see her with a strapon desu
>>153543621>Canada It will stink as hell cuz many pajeets will play
>>153543741>Posting a 7 and a 6 and saying this
>>153543751>7 and a 6Come on now
>>153543756>Those trapsAre all Swedish women dopers?
>>153543756The chick on the left is genuinely not attractive in the slightest.
>>153543777
>>153543777U might be gay bud
canada are slimy cheats
>>153543777you're on your own with that nonsense, leaf
>>153543796When will you stop seething
Can the swiss stop doing that please thank you.
>>153543796Swedish women stand apart from others
>YOU HAVE TO FIND THE MANNISH BLONDE WOMAN ATTRACTIVE!!!fuck off, uggos.
>>153543777based
>>153543777I get you budblondes barely even register as women to me let alone the average nordic varietylove your french-canadian brunettes up north
>4chinz has new fingerprinting cookieI'm fucking out of here after the Olympicson topic, I noticed Mariana is actually getting some play time
>>153543777wtf i agree with leafs again?
about to pay $5.99 for a single mcdonalds cheeseburger. oh well, anything to enhance my curlkino
>>153543816Not sure why they are killing their site further desuBut I guess now that it's out this site was created by Epstein as a honey pot (not that we didn't know before) was confirmed, kinda kills the buzz.
Fucking spaghetti pizza retards blowing it
unlucky Stefi
>>153543818Us men of aristocratic taste must stand together for the fate of the Western world
>>153543824billions must dine
>>153543824don't eat at children's restaurants bruh
>>153543777Kind of agree, blondes are beautiful but this than makes them much uglier, needs Huwhite porcelaine skin instead. I’ve always found the concept of tanning stupid and repulsive, for women especially.
>>153543831self sabotage
>>153543816>Mariana is actually getting some play timeyes and we need to make webms
>>153543825I'm going pure VPN lurker after this. I'm gonna continue watching curling like always, but I assume interest here on /sp/ is going to dissipate like usual
i'll have Selina any day over a swedish w*men
>Lacedelli had to overcome tuberculosis to be at these gamesWhat on earth
>>153543850She's not bad, she just doesn't really stand out much. She's a wallflower of an athlete.
>>153543862>giulia's gum addiction is spreadingit's over
>>153543865is she a medical professional? its pretty common for them to contract it
>>153543865they said this yesterday, I didnt realize Italy was still a 3rd world country
i'm kinda falling for that ugly blonde italian chick....
>>153543816Jews receive: all your personal informationYou receive: ability to waifupost on /curl/
>>153543850I like her pallid skin>>153543865Maybe she visited a russian penal colony
>>153543871its just a banana
>>153543865shouldn't have gotten the vaxx
>>153543865I thought TB was eradicated, at least in 1st world countries
>>153543879bro, do not throw curling stones in glass houses. you know damn well we do not have the ground to stand on
Team Yoshimura suddenly playing wellbut it's too late
Stefi already losing? NOOOOO
>>153543936many such cases
Current scores
>>153543916Not too late to avoid finishing last.Either them or China.
>>153543945Why is Stefi so stately
>>153543937nepo baby
>>153543937so angelic
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
STOP FUCKING LOSING SWITZERLAND
Another point for USA
STEAL
Imagine Jacko sat on Stefi's face ripping out hot farts haha
>>153543937>daddyyyyy i want to go to the olympics!>sure thing hun, i'll get rid of one of the older veterans to make space for you :)
big steal for our girls
>>153543986why is silvio berlusconi like this
>>153543916nvm lol
Great shot Stefania
>>153543937>>153543986who is her dad? have the rest of the team said anything about this?
>>153543984Why would I imagine that?
canada x korea setting up for a great finish
>>153543997The team wouldn't be there at all if they weren't the host country so I think there's a measurable amount of apathy to the situation.
>>153543937>>153543986based Italy putting a qt shitter in the team instead of focusing on any other things
Rebecca Morrison has the facial expressions of a toothless granny.
>>153543997stefania dedicated her bronze medal win to her friend, the player that was removed from the team.>>153543992just italian things
>>153544000Not joking, if she just lost 100 lbs she would be STUNNING
Goddamn, Italy sucks
>>153543937>>153543986>>153544014Corruption? In Italy?
Italy put her back on the bench while there's still time!!
>>153544000funny
sniffy cuckitini
very good shot from Morrison and Stefi fucks up the last throw
>>153544017HERESY
>>153544031no our humiliation must be complete, every match that we lose is necessary so that the later shitstorm can be bigger
>>153543997Later in the season, she was selected to be the alternate for the team at the 2026 Winter Olympics, replacing Angela Romei who had been on the team since 2017.[4] This decision sparked controversy as the technical director of the Italian program who made the decision is Mariani's father Marco, bringing nepotism claims into question.[3]
I wish I could say we're throwing for a good reason, but we're just choking.
Ah, did Jiang leave her contacts out?
:(
stefi has a cute mid phenotype but she seems unkept unclean and insufferableunhealthy girl
>>153544057i could bathe her
>>153543986>cronyism - stefi:OOOOOO>nepo cutie with daddy in organization:angryface:
how are the slags doing lads
>>153544057go on.....
>>153543997https://www.huffpost.com/entry/favoritism-row-olympics-italy_n_6970c32fe4b084d70182f8f0some coach that also played curling for italy 20 years ago
>>153544057>midTired of this word. People's standards are through the fucking roof these days
>>153544049grim
That closeup shot on Mariani. Wondrous.
>>153544063damn
>>153544020Yeah except my cock
If USA win is it all over for are girls?
Alina Paetz seems like she'll chunk up a lot once she quits curling.
>>153544094frenchbros saysKorea/Canada: need win, loser outUSA: need win only, or GB loss if they loseGB: needs win and USA loss absolutely
>>153544079That's a pretty mid statement...
I don't watch curling, is cheatnada dead yet?
>>153544079Everyone is either mid or goat, there are no other options apparently
>>153544099Most women chunk up. I've just learned to accept it
>>153544067>cronyism /krō′nē-ĭz″əm/>noun>1. Favoritism shown to old friends without regard for their qualifications, as in political appointments to office. >2. Favoritism to friends without regard for their qualifications, especially by appointing them to political positions. >3. Favoritism shown to friends and associates (as by appointing them to positions without regard for their qualifications). Cool beans
>>153544109shut the FUCK up
>>153544072>the choice made by the technical director is purely technical in nature
>>153544105oh shit yes because canada or korea will end on 6 so we cant have the yanks ending on 6 as well
>malaysia coming in outta nowhere to shit on canada
line's good
christ italy are shite
>>153544118>shut the FUCK up
how do you say "mogged" in italian?
Need more malaysia in the winter olympics
>cheat three times>still cannot win>we woulda got away with it if it weren't for those damned cameras!I am embarrassed for our Hat. You don't deserve to be our 51st state.
>>153544142>Malaysia flag posting this.That's enough, Kuwagilaipurin. Time for bed.
would you still watch this if the women were ugly? (no)
>>153544152Why does the big one not simply eat the italian?
>>153544063Linea perfetta
>deep fried pizza vs pizza
>>153544152corr look at those biceps
>>153544162no one watches this for any other reason than to see decent looking women yelling HARD!the entire sport exists because of that.
>>153544155It's extra funny because you know if we had done it, they would have fucking DQed us immediately
>>153544163Because Mosaner is lurking in the shadows to protect Stefi
>>153544162Well, I've already watched all of Team GB's matches....
>>153544162i've chosen which games to watch based on the attractiveness of the women, especially stefi, yoshimura, and jiang
>>153544172not really we also watch the mens and the scottish
>>153544162This applies to all women's sports and is the reason for the difference is outfits
She looks like a bitchy owner of a Chinese restaurant who shouts at her employees who are doing 14-hour shifts
We keep choking.
>>153544162team sweden is mad ugly but has nice legs and hips
>>153544185Okay Andrew. Enjoy your prison cell.
>>153544193That's... that's every Chinese restaurant in America, at least.
>>153544189that's TOO much woman.
>>153544193>the look she gives you when you ask for extra prawn crackers
>>153544193i hope she's not mean to Jiang
>>153544162you could say that about any sport
>>153544193>h-hey i didn't get any fortune cookies
>still pissing down snowhope everyone makes it back to their accommodations safely
>>153544195you must stop choking
>>153544201i dont get it
let's see malaysia's medals...OH WAIT kekypoo!!
>>153544212what if you were trapped in the curling arena
>>153544212me making a snowhole for me and rebecca to stay nice and warm
Jiang acquired blue eyes during halftime.
Why that bitch SCREAMING like she's having Big O
>>153544189Reminder that most countries have shorts options but women chose to wear that cause they know exactly what they're doing.
>>153544227depends who with :)>>153544230comfy! i like the way you think, anon
>>153544227and what if you were a girl and everyone else trapped in the arena were girls too
holy shit canada can get a million stones now
WELL, WELL, WELL. Nasty set up
>>153544195Pätz has fucked up like three really easy stones.It's close to the elimination rounds so choke mode is on like clockwork.
>>153544244Yeah that sucks.
Canada going for 4 here kek
>>153544235The broom handle is rubbing her clit. Get with the program here.
>>153544241get fucked, kim!!
+5 incoming
>>153544247STD itch from olympic village activities
>>153544247Was waiting for this one. Cheers anon
>>153544247puta
>>153544142>tfMonkey nigger
S T E F
2 for Italy!
Italy playing well all of a sudden
RIP Korea
>>153544273bard buff from the nepo babe
>>153544247SESSO!
>>153544273Their past results: L-L-L-L-L-L-W-WThey’re on a streak
>>153544273Stefi always comes in clutch
>>153544242>>153544243this >>153544247
>>153544247throw a stone at her!
>>153543796corr.
Need the Swiss to stop fucking up so hard
>>153544282They lost their most recent match to Canada but yes they've picked up
>>153544247why does she only have a butt in every other webm
>Best looking team loses to a bunch of leaf hagsIt isn't fair, plasticbros.
>>153544162If the the bodies are alright then yeah. I'll nearly watch any sport regardless.
>ole chantcurling has ultras?
>>153544300True Mb
>>153544303hag love
>>153544247>An entire generation of zoomers have been convinced a fat lumpy ass is more attractive then a cute butt like that
HOP SWISS
>>153544303We are hands down the ugliest ones
>>153544317the kim kardashian meta has been a disaster for the human race
>>153544303>Best looking teamItaly hasn't lost yet
The Japanese are cute>yes yes yes yes yes>YEEEES!>Okay naisu
I’ll stop watching curling after these matches. Before I go to bed, I want to ask: which curling waifu do you think was the cutest at this Olympics, Anons?For me it was my Min-ji (pic related).
>>153544317>muh cute lil butt that looks like it belongs on a 12 year old boyshut the fuck up pedo faggot. real men like MEAT.
>>153544337Fake news. They’re basically saying "nice" normally now.
>>153544317good post
>>153544343sweet jesus
>>153544341I like Kobayashi
>>153544343too much ass
>>153544343Imagine trying to pronebone this thing
>>153544361
>>153544341Briar...
>>153544341In terms of cuteness. Rebecca I guess
>>153544361>t. butch o'reilly
>>153544343>cyclingthere's about 3-4 inches of arse padding on those uniforms
>>153544372she's not on a women's team right? only mixed.
>>153544333Korea is better looking than Italy.Japan has the best girl (skip).
>>153544341Probably Jiang. I also like Sophie, Rebecca (both), Giulia, and admittedly Stefania. And Serena.
>>153544343She's a goddamn centaur
damn so close
>>153544343corr.
>>153544162Yes. I'm desperately lonely and like hearing the womens' voices.
>>153544343wtf
TWO POINTS BABY
USA just got 2. I fear its over.
>>153544343hahaha absolutely ridiculous
probably overameriyanks likely going to win anyway
>>153544341In no particular order>HowaldElegantly attractive but looks like she would take out her stress on you sexually>M. DupontReminds me of an ex who gave crazy head>MarianaVery cute, reminds me of Ivana Baquero. Also looks submissive to a fault
>>153544382Yup, her husband was her doubles partner and is also the skip for the Swiss men's team.
SEE ROCKHIT ROCK
>koreadiscount japs lmao
>>153544412>he’s had sex for real Gross
Korea's game really blew up
>>153544343for me? it's that super duper CUTIE face.
>>153544410Not sure GB deserves it anyway.
>>153544343reminds me of fat black women which is quite disgusting
>>153544376She anglemaxxes hard. When she's looking straight on her face is full goblin tier.
>>153544341Madeleine, Guilia, Rebecca and skinny Sophie.
>>153544412Howald gives off heavy domme vibes. I can picture her clad in a catsuit with a big ol' strapon.
looks comfy
>>153544456This is what the winter olympics should look like.
>>153544212it's like a 10 minute drive, and the only issue is traffic. Anyway the snow is stopping now
>>153544341YoshimuraThere's something sublime about her, almost mystical
>>153544456>tfw all we've got is rain this winter
>>153540621You just need 4 mounting points in the corners but the movement range might be limited if the ceiling is low
>>153544456wtf i wish we had snow like this. Instead we get slush.
>>153544470sick of grey skies and never seeing the sun
Those canadians have day jobs while ours are full-time professionals funded by taxpayers. This is a total humiliation ritual
>>153544466Yoshimura is by far the best looking out of the Asian curlers. Of course these yellow fever fags think otherwise.
USA just too strongunironically over
>>153544481>flagI've got bad news for you, mate
>>153544486our Skip works as a shift lead at Tim Horton's.grim.
>>153544487Yeah she looks old and tryhardish. Her voice isn’t even somewhat deep which would match the character she attempts to create. It’s a failure, like her results.
>>153544493i dont get it
>>153544497You know she runnin that joint like it's the navy
>>153544466The little hair highlight that is perfectly parted on each side of her face. Elegant.
>>153544497imagine being the janny on her shift
>>153544493
I love these ladies speaking Italian.
>>153544509More like a British officer at the port of Bombay, but sure.
>>153544529kek
accusations of cheating
>>153544571where?
swiss choke
Carole Howald should've kept this hairstyle
>>153544608Throwing (cheating) so they get an easier draw. Curling is rife with it m8.
i love you switzerland>>153544609fucken saved
Seems like all the games today are pretty close except for maybe CAN-KOR
I would have taken the 1 in that last end and give them the hammer in the penultimate end. Unless we can blank this end as well.
>>153544341StefiGiuliaYoshimuraJiangis my olympic curlfu team. If Galadriel on the Swiss team was playing she would maybe find a spot there heh.
Longest time-out ive ever seen
they're throwing because they got bored and want to go home
Swiss have a big chance to steal this end
>>153544341>ctrl f halse>0 resultsbaka my head
I am emotionally invested.
Potentially the last time we see our girls, it hurts bros
Might have got away with this one lads
>>153544785should git gud then shouldnt they
e finita
all down to the swiss making a massive comeback now
Dumb pasta losers
Come on Switzerland sort this shit out
always liked the swiss, some lovely chocolate and usury and that
stefi...
one more end for Stefi bros
>>153544827can't wake up without a cuckoo me plus all cheese should have holes in i reckon
Japan steals one. 7-6 before the 10th end. Close.
naisu
odds on Korea stealing 2 here?
USA USA USA
SUI 3 - 6 USA going into 10th endneed a miracle
So, it was definitely just nerves for Japan. I do hope we see Loco Solare back next time but maybe Fortius will be a bit better next time around if they return.
Switzerland have the hammer going into the final end but need 3 to force an extra end. Otherwise the stature of this sport will continue to be degraded by the presence of loud fat people.
buona buona buona buona buona
Is Korea - Canada the only game that matters for who makes finals?
>>153544907If swiss beat USA then GBR make it
>>153544907USA needs to win
>>153544882>tf>tp
>>153544917We are nowhere near as loud or as fat as you what planet are you on lad
>>153544882Yeah, it's definitely fans cheering that's the issue. It's not leafs blatantly cheating and getting pissy about it when called out.
jfc are italy going to get 4
Will Scotland fail or will Great Britain succeed?
>>153544944Both of you need to go
Again...
ciao bella :(
fucking come on switzerland!!! give us a miracle end
>denied her last stonepunished stefi 2030 retvrn
>>153544949no
>>153544954Canada can stick around but yanks irl are fat and loud and online are completely brain rotted and speak exclusively in memes
>>153544951It'll be up to the m*n to salvage anything for British curling.
o7
>having to rely on the Swiss to save our bacon
JEW ESSAYJEW ESSAY
>>153544973>says brainrot
stream died in the last end cool cool cool
>>153544981its over
We'll see if Italy improves at all over the next three years. I doubt it as Stefania seems to be the only one truly committed to the sport.
>>153544981Do you guys eat real bacon or do you eat that ham stuff that Canadians call bacon?
Morrison has teary eyes.Soph is just on her phone, texting me probably.
Feel bad for are girls having to watch and wait
shamwow
>>153545004at least she got a medal in mixed
>2 red hammer stones is 4 possible??
GB sent the wrong team. I said it before but I have no idea why they didn't send Team Henderson.
>>153545002neither, your stringy bacon is horrible
why not just heem the swiss stones out of play
canadagawds
bye korea :(
sank you!
Broguht it back from 1-3, good stuff!
Bit of a nailbiter this lads
they have no time to think toohere we go
gwan the swiss
>usa choking againwhy am i not surprised
Japan beats China, does not finish last.
>>153545033are they sexier?
DO NOT FUCK THIS UP
im glad Yoshimura and the Japanese team can walk away with a victory
BLEW IT
Opportunity for Suisse with the final stone
blimey
heh.
All the Koreans are crying :(Why canada why?
Japan got a win and seeing those girls smile now that makes me happy
corr proper end this
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES COME ON SWISSSS
Americans are such choke artists how the fuck
What a choke by the US.
EXTRA ENDS>EXTRA ENDSEXTRA ENDS>EXTRA ENDSEXTRA ENDS>EXTRA ENDS
EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END EXTRA END
YES MY SWISS LIBRARIAN WIFE
>US blowing itClassic.
>>153545086https://www.britishcurling.org.uk/teams/women/team-henderson/
>>153545096Great shot for a 3.
YES GOD BLESS YOU SWISS BASTARDS
Extra, let's hope.
SUIIIIIII
Wtf is this BS why do the yanks get the hammer in the sudden death
>>153545119my hailey!
>>153545126They suck ass with it anyways
>this fucking sucks actually
>>153545126thats how the sport works, have you just spent the last few weeks posting about the "best girl" instead of watching
>>153545123lets HOPP!
>>153545119Katie looks like the best curler in the world.
>>153545136What's her day job? She looks like an english teacher in a middle school.
>>153545126because whoever lost the previous end has the hammer and its always usa choking in the final end
WTF ARE THESE CHOKE ARTISTS DOING
I've never been so invested in another teams game before
>>153545145wikipedia says pharmacist>not using inhalers
Just shoot for the draw. Don't do anything weird please
>>153545098They will cry even more if USA loses and GB wins the DSC over them by 3cm.
>>153545139>>153545151Shouldn't apply to extra ends. Hammer should be decided by whoever can throw a stone the closest to the button (no brooms).
>>153545119They are actually. Hailey Duff won gold with Eve in Beijing.
Sudden death should just be whoever can curl it closest to the centre. Shouldn't be a hammer advantage at this stage One go each.
I have a bit of a crush on Cory Thiesse in the USA team.
yes, well done USA, well done USA...
>no more USA USA chantsoh no no no no
BIG FUCK UP
>>15354519110 trillion points to Suissendore
SUDDENLY THEY’RE BRITISH NOW THAT THEY MIGHT HAVE A CHACE BUT WHEN THEY LOSE THEY ARE SCOTTISH?HOW DOES THAT WORK ENGLELS? WORRIED THAT SCOTLAND HARD CARRIES ”””GREAT””” BRITAIN IN WHITE PEOPLE OLYMPICS
what happened to that yank anon that said he would an hero if our girls got through the other day kekmust be freaking out (dont do it lad its only curling)
OH NO NO NO
>>153545194>you le don't cheer when bad thing happen
>>153545186same desu. watching her scream at dropkin to work harder did something to me
AMERICHOKES
Biggest choke since Arsenal circa May 2026
Is there a fire drill? Why has the crowd gone quiet?
CHOKE S ACHOKE S A
>Canada has to replay the guys they just lost to in the SemisFUCK
what the actual fuck
>>153545221march*
>>153545221>>153545220Don’t be too early
>These accentsyuggy
VE HABBEN EIN SEERIOUS PROBLEM
Today I am Suisse.
>>153545239we have to act cocky as early as possible for maximum payoff >you could look stupid yeti will simply close the thread until the men start
>>153545186for me it's Anderson-Heide
>>153545232They lost on purpose tho. Not being a hater it was just blatant.
OF COURSE ALL FUCKWIT ENGLISH NATIONALISTS ARE NOW CHEERING FOR THE SCOTS. YOU TWATS WOULD BE LAUGHING IF THEY WERE KNOCKED. PICK A SIDE
oh dear
>>153545259Then that is basedGuarantee Gold Medal Match
why do they sprechen english? Do they have french colleagues, or is it for the camera?
>>153545256>i will simply close the thread until the men startOut of sight out of mind. It's what I do.
CHOKING my chicken to these beautiful ladies
>>153545266they are british if they win we have established this sven
>>153545266Either America or Britain loses...Either way I win
Empress Yoshimura will go back to the office to earn salary.I'm glad she participated. May she have a happy life.
>>153545274English is the language of Babel
>>153545275make a cup of tea, do a little reading or watch something else, its like it never happened
>BAAAAAAAAASED
>>153545274Italy was doing the same thing, but none of the Asians were, so I'm not sure.
I'm more tense then when Satsuki had that crazy shot for three to beat Denmark on the last stone from last games.
>>153545243i know right>YA WANNA CALL TIME OUTshut up
which part of Switzerland we all from?
>>153545291suffah yahweh we WILL build a tower
>>153545274>>153545307their coaches are foreign and english is their common language
how did it come to this, ameribros? we were fucking up 3!!!
cam on swisswe do not let this slip
>>153545274Wasn't the coach there? He probably only speaks English.
>>153545318tabitha is way too inconsistent
>>153545257insane rump on her
they must simply knock the red stones out
>>153545317Remembering my Naisus and their gaijin coach speaking Japanese to them ;_;
>>153545274I think the Swiss coach was French-Swiss while the team spoke Swiss-German dialect, so easier to use English. I used to work with Swiss and this happened often in teams.
Why are there no simps for the Swiss woman with the big glasses? She looks like the hottest woman in every office at every job I've ever had.
>tabitha on another critical shotgoddam it, it's ogre
>>153545337they should have done that from the beginning, too late now
Watch as all the brit flags here change their tone when America winsBritish when they win, Scottish when they loseFinished wanking off to rupert lowe yet?
>>153545318too many bad shots. i think it's nerves.
>>153545351she looks 50
>>153545351She's a soft 6, when other women present are a strong 7 to a light 8.catch up, man
>>153545361what is your problem?
It's over.
>>153545351Howald? She's one of my personal favorites
Wait she fucked upThe USA can win this
IT'S OVER
fuck its over
Fack, the door is wide open
>>153545351their youngest member with no glasses brutally mogs the entire women's curling roster besides like that one italian chick
hold on now..
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>153545372My problem is all the english twats suddenly showing an interest in this when Scotland have a good chance at a medal
fuck there's too much space there for my liking
>>153545372Just don't reply, simple as.
>>153545351She is hot but coming off the Italy match has skewed things since 3 out of 4 of that team look like actual supermodels.
ah well we got close and had a bit of fun
>>153545361cut them some slack, their prince just got arrested. tough day for bongistan
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE!!!
FUCKING YES TABBY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
>Israeli flagkek
Sad.
good shot
>terrible shot winsgood luck in the playoffs lol
>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA
OH NONONONONONO BONGOLOIDS>invent sport>lose
Almost too heavy there, good lord
fucks sake eliminated by a centimetre
CLUTCH
hehe good job usa x
GOOD GUYS WIN FINALLY
Yeah I don't understand this shit
holy FUCK that was a nail biterUSAUSAUSA
What a dumb sport, the hammer is too OPThere is a reason tennis and table tennis require you to win by 2SHAN'T be watching any more curling until the GB mens semi final
>>153545361Those Swiss sure look Scottish to me.
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
Good try, England.
jesus FUCKshuster energy from that match
are there any cuties to watch for the semis then?
>>153545459see you in an hour, king
We will get revenge on you for this Switzerland. Tonight.
>>153545386No; her name is apparently Patz.
Fuck you NA
>>153545452Closest to the middle wins the round, if the next closest stone in the opponent then the winner only gets 1 point. If the next closest is the winner's then they get an additional point, and that repeats until the next closest stone is the opponents.
>>153545452what's not to understand? whoever has the stone that's closest to the button takes the round
men's semifinals this afternoon already? let's go
So the USA is now unironically the best looking team left
FINAL STANDINGS
Is that the closest ending so far this Olympics? I've watched a lot of curling and that takes the cake for me.
are girls crying
>>153545450*good girls*
>>153545475Sadly not, North American women are quite mid
USA USA USA USA USA
>>153545509they are why do you ask?
>>153545506>after losing on a global stage, here's a high school art teacher to ask you if you're sad.
>>153545510No American girls look like freaking mutants caked in make up.Rather have Korean girls but instead we get out of shape yanks
>>153545506Nice pin collection. I'd be collecting and trading pins like nobodies business too.
>>153545501Women’s semi finals tomorrow:USA-SwitzerlandCanada-Sweden
>>153545496Tara's kind of grown on me. Wouldn't be mad.
Now to go and watch Stolz win another gold
>>153545538You gotta have flair
>>153545526>what's going through your mind at this very sad moment as you are quite visibly sad?
>>153545504Canada - Italy yesterday
Even if we only win silver or bronze, this is still a step up from the last games. Our men's team needs more experience under their belts.
>>153545501fuck Canada why do they ruin everything
i hope youre happy switzerlandnot buying any toblerone for 4 years at least
>>153545545>rematchthere's no way we win again
>>153545570Hope for Sweden-Switzerland final
>>153545526That's JJ Chalmers. I think he's the one with some incredible backstory. He was some army commando or some shit, then he got a leg blown off or something, so he started doing TV work for disabled sport like the Paralympics and the Invictus Games. Now he seems to have been promoted to normal sport. Some parts of this story might not be accurate, since I'm just remembering as best I can.
>>153545569yeah idk why our whole men's team look like zoomer. we need one old head to lead them like italy has
>>153545574:(
>>153545574Toblerone is owned by the US anyway
>>153545475the rest of the curling tourney is a disaster for qt watching
>>153545563>You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear...
>>153545563There's my flair. This is me expressing myself.
>>153545631Even Milka and Cadbury is US owned now. Have to look elsewhere other than the main brands for proper chocolate these days.
>>153545625Our alternate was an old guy but I'm not sure if he ever curled.
>>153545574There won't be any available because Sophie's going to buy it all.
>>153545552yeah they're alright
Just for the sake of DSC autism I’d have liked an American loss. And also to see the Scots smile on the rostrum :)Aaaah what do we have missed…
>>153545608Wow didn't know that. He sounds like the guy who was a presenter or something on love island and I kept wondering if it was him.
>>153545631>>153545659We own your chocolate and your curling team :)
>>153545603they will just choke, both Canadian Teams would kill their grandmothers for Gold
>>153545625Just give them some time. They'll get there.
>>153545685The CEO is Belgian tho
>>153545659>Cadbury is US owned nowhard to miss given it doesn't taste of chocolate anymorenot sure i've ever tried milka
>>153545676https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JJ_Chalmers>John-James Chalmers (born 20 December 1986) is a Scottish television presenter and Invictus Games medallist. He was injured in a bomb blast in Afghanistan in 2011, while serving as a Royal Marine.The guy you're thinking of is Iain Stirling. They do have a similar vibe, now that you mention it.
>>153545685
Reminder: semi finals are delayed, 19:35 not 19:05I’m gonna catch some sleep. (I can’t sleep normally anymore, I am sick and going to die.)See you there
>>153545536They're fighting for a just cause who cares what they look like
>>153545719That's the one. Glad I know the difference now.
>>153545736it's alright, >we will win in 4 years
>>153545712If he has American citizenship, then he's okay>>153545725Love you britanons <3 No hard feelingsVote Reform
>>153545608>Chalmers was born on 20 December 1986 in Edinburgh, Scotland, the son of John Chalmers, Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland from 2014 to 2015.[4][5] He attended Strathallan School and studied at the University of Edinburgh, graduating as a Bachelor of Education. He worked as a craft, design and technology teacher at Balerno Community High School in Edinburgh.[6]>>153545526Ameribro, I - I kneel...
>>153545736<3
>>153545736y-you too
when sophie comes back in 4 years do you reckon shed have ozempmaxxed?
Are the games tomorrow at the same time?
>>153545940No its finished now, no more womens curling for 4 years.
>>1535459724 U
>>153545986no doddsy no party
>>153545940todays games were delayed for half an hour but yes
>>153545736Stefi :(
>>153545877It's available on the NHS now (for free in Scotland, thanks English taxpayers) so perhaps. I think she's perfect as she is though.
>>153546398corr blimey innit
>>153546398She's so stout
>>153545877No. My friend takes Mounjaro and the way it works is it just makes her feel sick all the time so she never eats. You can't be an Olympian curler if you just feel ill until you're thin.
>>153546398Good sturdy woman.
Did anyone get any screenshots with Sophie Jackson and Stefania Constantini in the same picture? Ideally, I want to see a picture of them shaking hands at the end of the match.
>>153546545I'm amazed by the lengths fatties go to just to avoid keeping an eye on what they eat
Canada too chickenshit to play against GB so they match fix
>>153546577
lets get retarded in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4
>>153547342Stefania really might be over 5'6
Odds on Brett Gallant's eyes popping out of his head today?
>>15354768920/20
thread cannot be this dead for the semi-finals
>>153547756No cute women = no watchie
>>153547756>>153547781He has a point. What is curling without the cuties?
>0-0Woohoo!
>>153547756figure skating going on right now
>slide tackle
Wew Schwaller just fell down
>>153547756I'm only watching to see if the leafs get raked and also I'm bored at work
>>153547802Would it be possible to shag her thin? That requires a certain amount of physical exertion.
>>153547756I have it on mute for now, I'm waiting for the raccoon to perform
>>153547814I’ve watched like 95% of curling events and 0% of figure skating. Yes, I am a patrician.
>>153547802do you not have access to porn?fucking simps
>>153547756Canada rigged the playoffs to get a walkover to the finals no point watching
we recycling this then? >>153540579
>>153548051>canada posteri refuse
>>153548051I vote for a clean #22 with updated OP info
looking at another blank end here>>153548051>>153548136will do what everyone else does. i'm a maverick you see.
>>153548136Does not seem like this one will die before the games end. Could probably wait until then. Don’t care a lot tho
>>153547996its pretty kino desu>>153548009this, it should've been GBR and CAN fighting over who meets SUI but the fag canadians just couldn't resist ruining curling yet again
>>153547882That man gets no sympathy from me
>>153548541Beautiful couple with a beautiful baby. I hope they have more and wish them the best.
>>153548293We are the sport. Your team better pack lunches when they play pro events for the next ten years.
>>153548586I don't wish him any harm of course I'm just a little jealous is all
>>153548970>>153548586>>153548541None of these are swedes. More posts here than the hockey thread.>>153548051UK Pedophiles arrested: 1UK Grooming gangs: ?
>>153549156meant for>>153548107
>>153547996Based and not Epsteinpilled
>>153549156>UK grooming gangs Much like any curling team that loses, they are not from the UK. They are dirty foreigners, like the Scots.
>>153548541Sven Michel of the Swiss team is also in a relationship with my Swiss curling officewife. I really hope they lose a lot.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk
Why do they talk about the four-foot line and the 12-foot line in the circle, when those lines are nowhere near those distances either from the middle or the edge? The entire house isn’t 12 feet across.
>>153550509it's the diameter
BRUCE with the sick takeout!
In here btw lads>>153540579>>153540579>>153540579
Is the thread still split, I'm in here too>>153540579>>153540579>>153540579
