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ELITE
APOLOGISE
>>153624662I kneel
>>153624113What's MAIDMutually assured Izzat Destruction?
why did werenski play so littlelol kellerwhat does reinhart even do
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153624661kino
>>153624652KEK dejected DeBoer watching Otter get his gold medal. This is the funniest outcome all the way around.
AUSTON FUCKING MATTHEWS IS A CHAMPION
Was it cope?
>>153624690wtf lol
>>153624698JEN
>>153624712The fact that he was one of the worst players too
#2 ain't nothing to scoff at.
Canada losing made me much happier than I thought it would. Thanks burgers!
why an an indian fbi director in the locker room
>>153624698kwab
>>153624690PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
Will Evil ever take an L in this cursed timeline???
>>153624730Dobré ráno
>>153624662Who is this guy anyway people keep talking about
>See my country win the Gold medal>Pretty cool I guess>I will forget about this as soon as the NHL returnsThis is what Canadians have been bragging about this whole time? It's like winning a pee wee tournament
How is sudden death OT more gimmicky than a shoot out?
>>153624712>This was the better teamI kneel
>>153624698He didn’t even play
This was >my favorite goal of the olympics.
>>153624733
a very blessed week
That game was a ton of fun, what NHL team do I bandwagon now?
>>153624652Say what you want about Trump.I'd rather go broke but this timeline is awesome.We will NEVER experience anything like this after he is gone.
Honk honk
I hate to admit it but McKinnon is right
>>153624652What a miserable time.Both of our hockey teams lose in the final.One of our worst medal showings in the Winter Olympics I have seenThis is actually miserable, this general is going to be fucking awful nowWe choked so many good opportunities, and too much throwing the puck right into Hellebuyck's chestAlso, Garytime is the worst fucking addition to the game, aside from the addition of getting a point in overtime no matter what in the NHLThanks for reading my blog
>>153624765Which makes him the most winningist of them all
Friendly reminder that today is a Sunday and I hope you all went to Mass.
>>153624779My penguins (:
>>153624777kill me
>>153624712Kek what a bitch>>153624779Atlanta Thrashers
>>153624775It was a very good goal.
Today was a good day.
>>153624775They should have just taken the penalty
REDEEEM THE GOLD SAAAAR
>>153624690Based Patel threatening to unperson Team Canada's families if they don't let them winThank God Gary and him colluded on thisGreenland is yours bros!
>>153624662Yes he is really fast. Zigzagging through defense non-stop. Back and forth. Over and over. He is the MVP of Silver.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153624781>>153624783pootine sisters...
>>153624786as if the miss won't haunt him enough, now he's gonna have this dumbass quote following him for eternity too KWAB
Ok but for real though when’s Crosby coming back
Not a winning player
>>153624775Another Av getting dominated
>>153624800Go ask your local hospital because they will
Oh well guess I can still abuse and shit talk Americans on Vidya today, those sub humans
>>1536248343 actually, softpusys went -3 on this shift.
>>153624830unironically probably weeks, he knows better than anyone this was very likely his last realistic shot to win something big and if he sat then you know it's serious
america got the gold medals, but canada has ethnically diverse neighbors so who really won?
>>153624831shorkbros...
>>153624712kwab
>>153624661i respect his heart and passion for the game
>McDavid plays the hero and tries to stuff it in 1 on 3>Loses possession>Makar gets undressed by Hughes>MacKinnon get bullied off the puck by Werenski >McDavid reads a drop pass to Larkin and pulls himself out of position>Realizes far too late it's going to Hughes and he's literally the only one that could possibly do anything because Nate is behind the net and Makar decided he didn't want to backcheck>Binnington gives Jack the widest fivehole known to man because he's fucking garbage This is just a typical game for McDavid.
Crazy how fast this thread died, I knew most of the people posting couldn't care less lmao
>>153624830mofucka is graying. holy shit man.
>>153624775Holy GOATED, that's like some Ronaldinho shit but in hockey, Dwayne from Mighty Ducks irl. Who is this guy? Canada is in shambles.
>>153624777>>153624733So Canada basically almost won
>>153618418>>153619830>>153622333Slowest fix ever
>>153624862He can make Team Canada in 2030
(UH) OH CANADA
>>153624874Not his fault all of his teammates are beneath him desu
>>153624684Big takeaways from the tournament:MacMeme is overrated.Doughty is completely washed.Brady is overrated.Matthews can be Selke-caliber when motivated.Guerin was right about Miller and Trocheck.Jaccob Slavin is one of the best defensemen in the NHL.Brock Faber is the second best defensive dman in the NHL.
>>153624830
>>153624867>they still think it is freeHow?
>>153624761Grok, please help him score
>>153624867>won the gold AND the weather is perfect AND leftoids on my town's Faceberg page are melting down over ICE deporting illegals in our town as we speakCan today get any better?
We won ladsWe won everything that matters
>>153624775YOUR 5-HOLE BINNINGTON! COVER YOUR 5-HOLE!
>>153624867>has to watch hockey from 24 years ago to soothe his hurt fee fees
>>153624889Thanks bro.
>>153624886They had their chances but because they were the subpar team they didn't convert them.
>>153624890he'll be 42, if he's there he would just be a hinderance, unless he spends 2 years not playing readying purely for the Olympics
>>153624867>we need medical benefits to afford a yoga classit is truly over for us
>>153624853You're right, Mackinnon turnover at the blue line followed by Toews and Makar getting beat by one guy
>>153624790Papist scum
>>153624867>Be canadian>go to emergency room>have to wait 12 hours>die while waiting
>>153624662>MVP>coughs up 4 stupid pointless turnovers in 3v3 by suicide rushing triple coverage We'd have been better off had we benched all the star players that couldn't handle pressure and clearly all shit themselves
>>153624901>Guerin was rightThis part warms my heart. My how much shit he got for leave MUHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCORERS DOHHHHHHHH off a roster that didn't need scoring, but needed grit and grinders and PKers.
>>153624886They had at least 3 open net chances they missedAnd doubled up the US on shotsHellebuyck was literally the reason you won
>>153624901Jack Hughes this entire tournament shocked me. He was bullied so bad at 4nations I expected more of the same but hes actually very tough and can come huge in big moments.
rats *spits*
at the end of the day, the good guys won
>>153624901>MacMeme is overrated.tough ending for both to be sure but we're playing a qualification game and out in the quarters without them
>>153624959Yeah
Reddit salt
Is this real? I know the women's got a stuffed animal.
>>153624831Perfect fit for the shorks
>>153624775Hmm, you'd think he got it?
>>153624950I can admit I was wrong. I thought leaving Robertson off was a mistake but he had a vision of what he wanted and he was right.
>>153624970Go back
>>153624848You are being raped by Indians and trannies. We took hockey back since you let a bunch of queers and foreigners invade. Now make sure you pray to your Muslim British King and say thank you for the free MAID care
It been nearly 11 years. It's time people accept that Mcdavid is a fraud unlike Crosby.
At least Canada won the one and only 4 nations tournament
SWEET LOVELY DEATH I AM WAITING FOR YOUR BREATHCOME SWEET DEATH ONE LAST CARESS
>>153624950This shit was loudest from the frogs who think Cole Caufield is an elite winger. Are you surprised they were wrong?
>>153624987This
>>153624868it's okay that's all playing for that national team, now he is going back to a pro team that never chokes
>>153624975all medalists get stuffed animal stoats/ermines
>>153624884Matt Boldy
>muh shotsHe croaked out between sobs while clutching his weasel plushie
>>153624901Bill-sama, I kneel.I'm sorry for doubting you.
>Impressive resume Connor. But it says here all you have are individual trophies. No championship. Is that correct?
Sweden status?
>>153624661Photo of this Olympics.
Hughes better get gold teeth to replace the ones he lost today
>>153624970The team who should have won on paper is the U.S. but they played like shit most of the game
Who plays Bill Guerin when Disney makes Miracle 2 in 2050?
>>153624989"""Won"""" They needed 2 attempts to get a less impressive win.
>>153624963I meant specifically MacKinnon, not McDavid.
>>153624993based
>>153624889thanks for the webms ukrainebro
>>153624987people seem to forget or are too young to remember that crosby was very mid in 2010 and jtoews was clearly the best and most important player for us
>>153624828>Rishab sing bitchThe most Canadian name
>>153625029>won in 5v5 not shit overtimeok
>>153625027If he gains the weight back Jonah Hill
Jack Hughes is going to get some good Alberta pussy when he returns to the US
>>153625032based knower
TRUE NORTH STRONK AND FREAK
>>153625013sweden must recruit finns if they want to win
>>153624661It's too bad Sports Illustrated no longer exists this would be a great cover.
>>153625018jack hughes next week
>>153624867 Is his ethnically diverse neighbor an illegal in Canada? Something tells me he's not and this person thinks police in America just round up random minorities
>>153624963The most important thing is that they had fun out there!
>>153624662Canadian's should be barred from having such heavy voting in MVP shit. They bias so hard for them. Kuch easily last years MVP but he's Russian so that's never good enough for the cock suckers up north
>>153625043Le golden goal made everyone forget about the rest of the tournament
>all caps
>>153624889kek Tom Wilson is STILL staring down people in this clip. He was FUUUUUUUMING the entire time.
>>153625075
>>153625050You had your ass handed to you in regulation before that and have now lost 2/3 this year. 4/5 if you count the women
>>153625094humiliation ritual
>>153625072There are tons of illegals in canadaNo western country has ever actually deported illegals, the shit fit they are throwing in the USA is because they started doing that last year
>>153624867>ethnically diverse neighborbait or serious?
>>153625073the reddit salt is cheering me up
>>153625050I just found this out today and makes me think less of Crosby’s golden goal now
I can’t wait to see the full list of injuries now lol
>>153624652jakub voracek threatened to fight an hfboards poster once
>>153624889imagine being sid and having to lace up your skates for this shit.
>>153625006as usual Wild players get no respect (other than Hughes and Fleury)
>>153624712Goaltending is part of the team bud you can go fuck off with shittington. "MVP" last year should have easily scored a wide open net and not shank it short.
Why is the Stanley cup supposedly so difficult to win? There's a team winning it every year.
>>153625094I feel bad for Crosby and Crosby only ):
The fuck is wrong with his nose?
>>153625113has to be baitit's too on the nose
DELUSIONAL
>>153625094SHINING BRIGHT
>>153624775It was so cool
>>153625097poor jarvis wants to enjoy his medal, but is afraid he will get ridicule for enjoying 2nd place.
>>153625143I don't dude didn't play, pussy
>>153625152how come the bad guys always win tho
>>153625112We are really not kicking out much, sadly. Most Americans are too egalitarian for this to work. It is over for the West but at least it can make as feel better for 4 years. I fear that the pendulum will swing to the left even harder when this is over.
>>153625143No, fuck Sid. Three cups, two Olympic golds and one Olympic silver, he's won enough shit.I feel bad for MY Macklin Celebrini :) from MY San Jose Sharkies :) but it's not like he's done with the Olympics after this.
>>153624889Thank you Ukraine. /hoc/ appreciates your webms
/hoc/ won't admit it but it's true
Saaar heres your tims jeets flatbread pizza to cheer you up after the hockey loss sar that will only be $25 plus the tax sar do not redeem.
>>153625159When he gets back to play for our canesies :) he can have fun again.
>>153624800That webm will be posted here for decadesThis is a historical day
>>153625155Indeed. Glad my Wilds have him on a nice deal for a while. Hell of a player to have and get to watch.
>>153625152>leafsfan2point0That's fucking Paul Bissonnette isn't it
>>153625119it's gonna be so bad. we gotta play on Thursday? it's the AHL guys time to shine.
>>153625185Kinda crazy how nobody has even uttered Marners name today. He disappeared COMPLETELY
>>153625152Why couldn't they beat the inferior team in regulation?
>>153624886If a team can't score 5 on 3, they don't deserve to win.
it's a rivalry now
>>153625143he's never making playoffs again
welp i had my fun time for this blizzard to rape me now
kwab
>>153625004Canadians living in the past just like their view of Alabama.>how could the blackwater redneckville be better than my country? Hollywood told me it was all inbred racists.
>>153624775Milford boys do it better
>>153625237That's an accurate description of Alabama though.
>>153625069JEN
>>153625145Breaking it too many time deepthroating Sid's cock.
>>153625097>Go to the Olympics>Sacrifice all joy, wonder, and appreciation for being there on the altar winning>get silverI bet he's a real gem in the locker room.
>>153624970>>153625004>>153625045>>153625073Thank you for your service
>>153624680This WTF is Maid?
>>153625256You guys have good Brazilian bakeries and TJ Collectibles
>>153625069Have minnesota racism scientists just come up with the new "china swede"
>>153625212perfect set-up on what should have been the go-ahead goal if not for a miracle save and unironically one of the only ones who even showed up in the tourney outside the big 3
>>153625152Shouldn’t Canada be favored to win a 3 on 3 overtime even without Crosby? Also they won the opening face off so they could have scored without America even getting puck possession.
We're more of a roller hockey country anyway
Reminder that the day they all landed in Italy and Team US said they’d stay in the Olympic village and Team Canada said they’d be staying in a hotel I said this gives US the edge because they’re gonna maximize their chemistry. We saw it today. Thats literally what it came down too.
>>153625270No sugar for those boys
>>153625237This is the first time I've ever heard Alabama is more well off than Canada. Where's this coming from?
>>153625223Sad ):
mackinnon literally missed an open net; that even matthews could have scored in
>>153625185It's just Toronto, players often play better once they leave.
>>153625281just some tax funded white genocide dont worry about it
>>153624886We had the talent but couldn't handle the pressure. McKinnon needed to take 0.3 seconds to set up for the game winner, but sharted himself. 75% of those shots on net were 0% probability panic snapshots from the side of the net
>>153625212don't worry, took a few marners today in his memory.
>>153625281forced meme you fell for and gave traction to>many such cases in /hoc/
I still seethe at Ryan miller for not stopping Crosby in 2010
>>153625212I forgot he existed
Russia really missed out this Olympics
>>153624680>>153625281Euthanasia, if you tell leaf doctors you feel depressed they will put you to sleep
Brewing up the mother of all MacKinnons, motherfucker is going to clog the fuck out of my toilet.
>>153625302yes because we had bennett and marchand
>>153625302Team USA wanted to win more
>>153624867>>153624906>They still think it's healthcare
>>153624970hehe which subreddit allows this?they usually lock threads like this
>>153624830Why does he look like a football player from the 90s? He didn’t even play in the game. Also why was team Canada full of washed uncs?
>>153624828KWAB
I'm just glad it was a good game :)
All of this shittalking would be warranted if it wasn't so close, but the political shitflinging never is
He's the best American of all time
>>153625356Dont worry I already called in a favor.Next Gold medal match is:Russia Vs Ukraine (Ukraine wins)
The reason for Canada's defeat was the blatant lack of diversity within their team. The US had many minorities, such as jews and a mexican, which helped them win.
>>153625281Brown boys :3
>>153625270McJesus and MacMeme both seem like locker room cancer. Either of them have the skill of Crosby, but none of them have even close to the leadership capability of him. Maybe they learnt a thing or two this championship.
>>153625218Just had to leave out the World Championship, and I notice he's not bringing up 4naysh, remarkable
I love you, canada <3
>>153625329>Alabama GDP per capita $61,846 in 2024>Canada GDP per capita US$54,000–$58,000 in 2025-2026
>>153625329Globe and Mail sent journalists down to Alabama
>>153625382I'd trade for him if only I hadn't turned on the NMC option on my franchise playthrough.
>>153625378They've been thinking about nothing but politics for the past 11 years because of Trump, they have been programmed into it, it is very sad.
>>153625382All against McDavid
>>153625302yeah we went for the kill right away and it didn't work
>>153624987But why though. He skates really fastI don't get it.
>>153625382based>>153625378more like always warranted
>>153625377Yeah even if it went the other way it was a good game I know real canadian fans feel the same
>>153625382God he’s so cool
>>153625398Since when is GDP a measure of quality of life? If that were the case Americans would be living longer, healthier lives than us.
>>153625015dont be so american
yeah the draft was wrong
>>153625382>numales every where cried
>>153625378It's just bants for a couple of days/weeks. Every time Finland plays we get to hear the same. :(
>>153624712>Canadian hockey players don't consider goalies as part of the team.I guess that explains Binnington
it is a disgrace they say McChoke is better than Crosby who has MULTIPLE golds and stanley cups.
>>153625420>1-1 snoozefests are good gameshockey is not soccer
>>153624939what's funny is I live in FL and know a girl who was very liberal and fuck drump train and moved to Toronto years ago. Then a year or so into it started posting abotu foot pains and that it took months to see a primary doctor, then it was going to take 12-18 months to see a specialist. She ended up just going to NY and getting surgery done in like 3 weeks in upstate NY instead lol.
>>153625398>how is that possible Import the 3rd world ______ the third world
IN THE END IT DOES'T EVEN MATTER
>>153625388The anecdotes about MacKinnon over the years indicate that. Very moody and will micromanage and scream at players for what they’re eating, control freak, bad sport etc.
>>153625356if they back in IIHF, what would their ranking be? would they even qualify for Olympics, WC, or WJC?
>>153625027PK Subban of course
>>153625446sorry I forgot the pedophile in charge of finland threatened you with invasion and annexation and is destroying your economy for no reason
>>153624889How fucking short is Marchand?
>>153625059Jen, kek and lol even
owen power would have won you guys the gold
>>153625456Oh wow you're still salty go to sleep
Heh, don't get cocky now america. The real game hasn't started
it's up!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D8jKg9URCc
If Canada didn’t cheat vs Czechia and Finland they wouldn’t have made the gold medal game anyways
>>153625463we should go to a panthers game together and hold hands >_<do u live in broward county
>>153625493>OH!! I almost missed you down there, hehe...
>>153625398just read the article>It’s often even worse in rural areas, which make up 42 per cent of the state’s population. Within the Appalachian Region, 26 per cent of adults read below third-grade level, and 40 per cent of adults struggle to solve math problems that require more than one step, according to the Appalachian Learning Initiative.>As for health care, in 2025 the Commonwealth Fund, a foundation that conducts independent research, ranked Alabama 42nd out of the 50 states for its overall health system performance. In rural areas, hospitals are having trouble simply staying open.>There are many ways to slice and dice the data to show how Alabama is far behind Canada when it comes to overall health, but one statistic sums it up. For all the investment dollars that Alabama has brought in, the state’s life expectancy is still just 74 years, the fourth-lowest in the U.S. In Canada, it’s 82 years, one of the highest worldwide.
>>153625509We have to be really good at that because of all of the war we do
>>153625493I'm really starting to doubt that he's 5'9
>>153625506This but Bowen Byram
>>153625454Mcmeme is 10 years younger than Sid. In 2016 Sid already had 2 cups, with 1 more coming the following year, and 2 golds. Mcshit just has MVP consultation prize
>>153625382He's no cheli
>>153625508yeah im salty that america didn't score more goals
What should I get from the store to celebrate, I was thinking a donut.
>>153624930He was a hinderance here too. He’s still good enough to play in the NHL but he’s not elite. Patrick Kane is still good enough to play in the NHL but they didn’t put him on Team USA for good reason. Now Crosby is going to sit for a while because of an injury. Putting uncs like him and Marchand on the roster is one of the reasons they lost. The other being McChokevid disappearing and MacKinnon costing them the game with mistakes
>>153625509The full olympic hockey sweep will require a battle between our male and female cripples. It's on, Canada!
>>153624939>got to emergency >get seen in 1.5hrs Feels good living in my low pop chudville
>>153625492We are all ruled by pedophiles. Some of us just know it already.
>>153625492elbows up kwab
>>153625509do they stab each other with the pointed end of the sticks?
>>153623226did a leaf break his tooth in the game?
>>153625511>You have to pay the tollLmao
>>153625382my kitties :D
I am crying because the first olympics hockey final i watched was in early 2000's at home ice and the US team was dog shit and Canada had all the best players. Lemieux and everyone.
>>153625571locked and loaded (for israel)
>>153625520Orlando, tampon gay fan
Honestly Jack Hughes guaranteed himself in the hall of fame when he retires
>>153625548how many cup finals does he have to lose till he isnt praised as the best ever?
>>153625442The game was rigged from the start
>>153625509>>153625538>>153625559CRIPPLE HOCKEY
>>153624661SOVL
>>153625557Marchand deserved to play. He was nearly MVP in the 2025 playoffs
>>153625509>UK Athletics has pleaded guilty to the corporate manslaughter of a Paralympian who was hit on the head by a metal pole during training.>Abdullah Hayayei, 36, a double amputee due to a previous accident, was fatally injured at Newham Leisure Centre in east London on July 11 2017.
>>1536256076 gorillion
Who was the most jewish team?
>>153625509What's with the background?
>>153625578
>>153625509I love that we're equal opportunity shitposters =)
IM WATCHING THE CLOSING CEREMONY
>>153625407JEN
>>153624867I hate those retards so fucking much>much free healthcare except it's not actually free since we get taxed out the ass to finance it only for it to suck complete balls
I DESERVE CANADIAN BUSSY FOR THIS W
>>153625583our kitties :3
>Despite the gold medal loss, Connor McDavid is the MVP of the #MilanoCortina2026 Olympic men’s hockey What utter bullshit. This worse than he when he won the conn smythe a few years ago despite the oilers losing the cup. It should have gone to Hellenbuck
>>153625667What a dirty piece of shit BUT notice how Jack still didn’t act as dramatically as MacKinnon
>>153625614
>>153625667yeah him winning was karma
>>153624684More like keinhart
>>153625667Sam Bennett should be detained by ICE
>>153625578He took a high stick to the face, year.
>>153625681Heard it was perfect as could be up until the jeeting
These dagos are a little bit zesty
>>153625667based bennett
>>153625509I played this a few times with my gf's uncle. He's paralyzed from the waist down and invited me to go with him, you don't have to be crippled to play but you do have to play in the same carts with the same short sticks. They are fucking vicious, which was surprising at first but makes sense when you realize they're already crippled so they don't have anything left to lose. I was constantly getting blindsided at full speed and rammed into the boards. Fuckers even slashed me a few times.
>>153625667thats the missing tooth?!
>>153625548McDavid will never win a cup in Edmonton (or any Canadien team). He’s going to need to sign with an American team in 2018 that already has somebody wearing the C who earned it. He will win a cup with a complete team looking for a missing piece where he isn’t expected to carry the team or collapse under pressure in the big games.
>>153625693Hellebuyck is going into the hall of fame for this victory
>>153625667
>Who was the first person Jack Hughes thought of after scoring the golden goal for Team USA ? >“Oddly enough - Megan Keller” >Also said he didn’t know if the puck actually went in! Stop being a numale please
>>153625667Yeah I saw that and the commentators even said he was hit in the mouth I guess we didn't get tooth break confirmation because they were too busy playing
DISHONORABU
WOW THIS CLOSING CEREMONY SUCKS
>Considering the United States went 18 for 18 on the kill in the tournament and 3 for 3 tonight, including a 1:33 5-on-3, think Bill Guerin and staff proved they knew what they were doing>Sullivan: "The team was built wth personality in mind. We were loaded with personality up and down the lineup. There are whisky drinkers and milk drinkers, and we have a lot of whisky drinkers on this team."
>>153625749mcsecondaryassist will never win the cup full stop because he is a busttkachuk is a pg legend
>>153625667Someone needs to bite the bullet and bat at his stupid bald faggot head as hard as they can.
>>153625824Just like team Canada at hockey
>>153624733Okay this is epic
>>153625824is it as demonic and pozzed as the one in france?
I regret wanting canada to lose to czechia or finland this is way funnier
>President Trump called into the USA locker room via and "expressed how proud he was of the group," said coach Mike Sullivan.
>>153625831>americans are seething over my kitties even after team usa won
>>153625815canadians look like THAT?
>>153625796Dan (((Katz))) you say
Congrats on the silver medal Mr Generational Sid 2.0 Macklin “let the country down miss the open net stat pad against micro nations” Celebrini
You know what? Matt Boldy is a real star. Too bad to he’s for a shit team like the Wild.
>>153625618Marchand is almost 40. His good playoff run doesn’t make up for him being washed the last few years. The rat is still a good player but he should not have been on this Olympics roster. Like Crosby, he could have torn his bussy apart and had to sit out for the next month or so.
Imagine you are from this country
>>153625824did they let a white person to be our flag bearer? at least at the closing ceremony
>>153625878No. Kippers died years ago
not that Olympics is over we can get back to the road to WrestleMania snd elimination chamber
>>153625788Boucher said during the broadcast that he saw Hughes' front teeth crack in half.
>>153625873neat
>>153625796nobody cares what barshit jews think
>retards are literally unfollowing USA players on social media and blocking them to own them lmao fucking npc's
>>153625911>KippersNow that's a name I have not heard in a long time.
Which championship or gold is more prestigious?Stanley cup?World cup?Olympics?
IT JUST FUCKING SUCKS!!
>>153625913fag
>>153625913same. I'm ready to return to the NHL
Mcdavid interview is uphttps://youtu.be/B9PmM5VE3zM?si=gORpFH2qzERUIRKu
>>153624662It's the Conn Smythe all over again
So this completely confirms that McDavid can't win anything except consolation MVP?
>>153625972why would i care about what a cupless goldless fraud has to say
/hoc/ runs /sp/
>>153625990Always a bridesmaid, never the bride
Team Michigan rapes your faggot squad
>feels
>>153626029>Canada didn't have a dead teammate to rally behindThey didn't stand a chance really.
>>153626018a michigan all star team would lose to an alberta all star team
>>153625897seethe more softpusy
>>153625990the mickey mouse king he can't win if there's more than 4 nations competing
>>153624662fellas is it valuable to choke and lose?
>>153626029skittles and gatorade and dicks out for johnny ;-;7
>>153625831
The US goaltender had more points than mcdavid in the gold medal gameMcdavid wins MVPKek
>>153626055Maybe on planet retard
>>153626006
My grandma could’ve made that shot
>>153626018sunbelt bros not like that
>>153626006/hoc/ is running /sp/ today
>>153626097hating on sam bennett is reddit behaviournot based
>>153624662He should publicly decline this. Who decides this anyways? And are they Canadien? Jack Hughes should be MVP. Scored the most goals including the game winner and did it after breaking his teeth.
enjoy your teddybear leaf boi
>>153625190gonna get an iced capp today i think
>>153626131a Russian?
>>153625951>>153625947Seriously though Stanley cup.
>>153626051crosby wouldnt take the bullet for us
>>153625921guess I missed it somehow
>>153626131based zadorov also beat mcdavid
>>153626164try not to crash your car after you die from diabetes fatty
Bashing McDavid as a choke artist or overrated is the dumbest opinion. He and Marner literally won a tournament last year in the clutch in OT.Mackinnon, Toews, and especially the Rat are to blame. But Mackinnon won't be shat on like McDavid because he won a cup.
To the dude that said with Finland taking bronze all NHL teams but the Calgary Flames were represented, the dead dude that Team USA was honoring, Johnny Gaudreau played for Calgary
>>153626161>Brad got handed his stuffyHOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
>>153626131based heemer
>>153626195kwab go flames
Shannon
>>153626203like poetry
>>153626199>calgary is ded
>>153626195>crash your cartim horton bros...
>>153626029>when they showed his dad sobbing
>>153626127Course she's 6'3, 250 and runs a 4.540?
>>153626193>basedbased on being a loser, yes.the only thing he ever won was the u17 world hockey challenge
>Marner loses>Matthews winsToronto ought to be happy right now, right
Truth.
BINLAND :DDD
>>153625667What a fucking dirty Cantadian100 izzat deducted from their account.
Serious question, is this win a bit of an asterisk without Russia? Or all of them, without the Soviets? Beating the soviets in 1980 was a totally different level of awesome.
>>153626196>He and Marner literally wona mickey mouse "competition" with only four teams
>>153626247Are you talking about mcdavid
>>153626270Why do they look so depressed
>>153626256Most of us were asleep for it too. I can't even find anywhere that's bothering to replay it in its entirety. Just a few highlights.
>>153624662dude gifted the US the winning possession by trying to hero rush like a retard, who votes for these things
>>153625185Matthews plays for the worst fan base in all of hockey (if not all North American professional sports). The take their players for granted and chase them out of town. Look at Phil Kessel, guy went on to win two cups with the Penguins in secondary role without GTA pressure
>>153624867>secret policeAbusing terms reduces the weight, they carry in discussions.Honestly: If Trump is supposed to be a "Nazi", then "Nazis" suddenly look fine, although actual Nazis are socialist scum.
:(
>>153626293nothey could have competed as independents if they really wanted to
>>153626270Is Kapanen from the forest spirit realm?
>>153626270Kaapo Kakko mentioned
>>153626127You couldn't even score on her
>>153626314nah mcbust won at a skoda and world juniors at least
>>153626029How did he die? When?>>153626055Tourists from India aren't allowed to play for you.
>>153626072Retard
>>153626346jen
fuck it, im making poutine what do I need to buy?
>>153626270binlan mentioned
>>153626270Happy for Granny, Haula, and Aho. Everyone else, meh. Except fagtanen. That cocksucker should get dropped in the mediterranen and left to drown for bowing out like a BITCHASS FUCKING PUSSY.
>>153626018Hail to the Victors
>>153626293nomight have made the groups more interesting but they have failed to medal with much better teams than they would have had this year
>>153626349Every other team besides us would've went on strike if Russia played in any form.
>>153626270I thought it said SOMALIA
>>153626373Retard
>>153626390Curry
>>153626378>re-retardkwasofpooooooooosayyyyyyyyyy.
>>153626330>who votes for these thingsToronto>>153626393:DDDDDDD
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS140jAeXV4
>>153626416He died because he was a retard?
>>153626408Sounds like a bunch of fags
>>153626349don't think it works like that, russians can compete as individuals but the team sports are a nope
>>153626408it's kinda silly though, their whole team plays in the nhl and no one seems to mind
>>153626390Fries, cheese, cum
Anyone calling someone a retard on here...is the retard
>>153626413>SOMALIAThat's Sweden, anon.
>Canadian Hocky Fans be like
>>153626348WHERE'S THE TWITTER COMMENT, pls
>>153626448yeah i think he was on a motorbike without a helmet
IT WAS A 3V3IT DOIINT COUNTDO NOTDON OOOT REDEEMTHREE V THREE?NO REEDEEMNO THREDEEEEMWE DO NOT THREEDEEEEEMMMMMMMIN REAL HOCKEY WE WINCANADAOOOOOOOOOO CANAAAADAA
Some of you boomers are alright
>>>/wsg/6097995KWAB
day of the rake
>>153626408I would love nothing more than for the Russians to return to international hockey as some mysterious unbeatable soviet super team. Man, the soviets were sports kino.
>>153626346I'm both disgusted and satisfied with this depiction, well done, you bastard
>>153626508thank you but irl i'm only 24
3V3 DO NOT COUNTLIKE TEST CRICKETDO NOT THREEDEEEEM
without that missed too many men call bennet doesn't do a big retard high stick, we could have sunk one
>>153626513sad really
>>153626390cheese curdfrench fryyou can go wild on what you think the gravy should be, just be yourself out there
>>153626464even reddit got tired of this shit especially the caps fans. just let us fucking watch our favorite sport. Let the NFL politicize the end zone.
>>153626523Matthews > McdavidAnd I'm tired of pretending like it's even close
>>153626534Same
>>153626447I appreciate what he does for the sport but I just can't stand him.
>>153626364MAINE MENTIONED JUST LIKE MY SWAYMAN
Heart beats talent any day of the week.
>>153626524>super team>didn't even make the podium in their home olympics with nhl players
DONUT THREEDEEEM
>>153626464Id like to see all Russian players banned from the NHL now
>>153626534>>153626573You either die a zoomer or you live long enough to become a boomer
KWAB
>>153626256True, I went to church halfway through the game and found out what happened after.
https://youtube.com/shorts/gdpK-UCb384?si=7DIgIjHJt4_ZfZ4RThread theme! I just wrote the official soundtrack to Canadian salt. Enjoy with my compliments gentlemen. >>153624661>>153624662
>>153626348my rat :(
>>153626353just sweden
can you IMAGINE the amount of MAID suicides in the next month.
>>153626621The World Cup because it happens less often therefore it's a more exclusive club
>>153626607Wtf Don that would cripple my team.
>>153626344I genuinely do not understand the support for illegal immigrants. I've never heard a single logical argument, it makes no fuckin sense
Bill Guerin cooked
for me it's cranberry muffins and mini tourtiere meat pies
>>153626464it's honestly retarded. There was that ukranian sled guy who got banned this olympics for trying to "make a statement" even though the IOC banning russia is itself a statement
What age do Finns start drinking hard alcohol?
>>153626552>you can go wild on what you think the gravy should beat my house, it's st hubies or go fuck yourself
>>153626630the link is gay porn do NOT click
>>153626293yes of course it is an asterisk win
>>153626513jen
>>153626607that won't help your faggot-ass perds from making the playoffs.
>>153626546even with that>mcmeme fairly clear breakaway, awkwardly runs into the goalie and doesn't even get a shot>extended 5 on 3, don't really get a good chance>celebrini clear breakaway, rushes it and shoots it right at helle's pad>great PK on the 4 minute and then get a PP at the end of regulation, multiple good looks but can't cashmy head hurts cataloging all the missed chances that even with a all-time goaltending performance still should have been enough
>>153626671"But who would mow our grass and pick our oranges?"
Greenland 51Canada 52
>>153626630I love trump ai slop
>>153626701That's never stopped me before
>>153626651you will die of natural causes while on the wait list :D
>>153624698KWAB and him and butch had to deal with thompson the whole time too kwabotd
Jarvis was fucking useless
>>153626740>states rights>giving voting rights to the faggots that ruined their countryNo thanks. Give them the Guam or Virgin Islands status.
>>153625509is this easier to learn if you can't skate?
>>153626321They're Finnish
>>153626484i thought it was just an injection that killed you
>>153626340Yeah, tronna fans are delusional retards. Matthews needs to get out of there.
>>153626745based
Wow this closing ceremony sucks anymone seeing this
>>153626785He looked happy to be there at least.
>>153626815that's Switzerland, that mountain is the Matterhorn
>>153626321they live in finland
>>153626822kek i forgot about it
>>153626843No that's in Alberta
best cuck pep talk i ever heard in my life (and ive heard a few)>https://youtu.be/2D8jKg9URCc?si=PVUWtHlZEdoUBAwS&t=640
>>153626822I turned it off
>>153626738this and being anti-anything pro-trumpbut both parties love slave labor even though iilegals are net negative but people are retarded and want cheap strawberries (that they subsidize with their taxes)
heading to the gym in a blizzard
>>153626321>>153626856Everyone is happy in Finland because the sad people kill themselves.
>>153626822Well yea the vibes are kill after america won
>>153626397No need to be so divisive today
>>153626815i can't tell anymore what's real and what's fake
>>153626909this
>>153626815Based
>>153626815What the fuck did he mean by this
>>153626843Could be the Canadian side of Alaska
usa wonjack wonnoah woni wonmy fellow ameribro's woncanada lost KWAB this literally our sport now 196719932010
>>153626785dont think the expectations were too high there, reinhart (one of the first 6 named to the team) doing absolutely zero other than an accidental goal in 10 games of best on best was a bigger issue
>>153626901Based we love blizzards here
>>153626524Would any non-Russian player even be good enough to make a reunited Soviet team?
>>153627007>>153627007>>153627007NEW
Basically>USA shits on Europe politically>Euro cucks are mad >then wins the Olympics in Europe despite all the boosI am enjoying this timeline so much
>>153626878>best cuck pep talkhe does this schtick every vid>laffs
>>153626623very true. it comes faster than you can ever imagine zoomoids.t. 27
>>153624867You can tell this faggot has been deluding himself into thinking it's still 2010 for the last decade and that his "free" healthcare hasn't been reduced to suggesting suicides and the jeets totally haven't been hollowing out his country.
>>153626630>>153626701>>153626745Suck a nut, losers.
>>153625437>Living longer>poorer and more miserablyI talked to multiple Canadians by who hate/hated living in Canada, and either already moved to the States, or plan on moving. They complained about low wages and extremely delayed healthcare.I've not talked to a single American who has moved or plans on moving to Canada.
>>153627190it was garbage even back then desuhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=096k7xKxUaY
>>153625262Alabama has the most rocket scientists per capita of any other state and by a large margin. Also has the faggiest town in America after San Francisco. Also high amount of negros that work at krispy kreme who can’t count nickels. AL is a very diverse redneck ghetto faggot shithole
>>153624867Does he have no idea that yoga is free? You can just do it anywhere any time you don't need medical coverage
>>153626596Russia did win gold in 2018 and silver in 2022
>>153627274>I've not talked to a single American who has moved or plans on moving to Canada.Personally knew several over the course of the two Trump wins, naturally it was all talk and the one who actually tried to go through with it (IT guy) saw he'd be taking a 35% pay cut while having exorbitantly higher living expenses than Des Moines.
>>153626621Hockey world cup is meaninglessOnly that tournament that takes place during the NHL playoffs (IIHF?) is more meaningless, since it's just the eliminated players from bad teams, and even then a lot of them opt out
>>153625316best take
>>153626293That is definitely a good point. Next time Russia is in it will be a different story I’m sure. 1980 was truly a miracle on ice because there were no pro NHL fags it was all “amateur” American players and the USSR team was all pro players from the Red Army team and some KGB agents
>>153625614underrated kek
>>153627719Canadians see this cute lil animal and have a raging blood lust to beat the fuck out of it. Canuck cuck rage is real
>>153626596Sochi Olympics were the last truly comfy winter games I remember sipping on peppermint super schnapps during the hockey games. Then steer the closing ceremony the Russia Ukraine war starting
>>153624662Was that necessary? KEK
>>153625901It was Evan Bates i think.So yeah
>>153625069LMFAO
>>153624937This
>>153624886History is filled with forgotten losers who "almost won." Winning is winning. Canada are a bunch of bitches who deserve this for cheating Finland
>>153626161>"You be the judge of who was the better team today."I have no words, but I do have objective numbers.2-1. You lost. Cope and seethe.
