National Hockey League edition.Nothing Olympics related please./hoc/vious: >>153662415
>>153667436>>153667436>>153667436>>153667436JLMI !!!
Still winning.
>been on a celly bender since Sunday morning>Wake up this afternoon with the shakes and can see my veins pumping through my skin
ITT: We praise gary and his gift of hockey to us on this night
wait, mathews was at the olympics? did he play the gold game? they talking like he actually did anything.
OH GARYYOU CAME, AND YOU FOUND ME A TURKEYON MY VACATION AWAY FROM WORKEY
>>153667464he scored meaningless power play goals, as is tradition
>>153667449I already have an entire folder thats called "McMeme" when is enough enough for this guy?
Another ceremony. Hold my beer.
based
Jack and Tage getting their recognition
>>153667473
They called Jesus a loser too.
>>153667464>laffs
wow very problematic pregame video by jersey, reddit isn't gonna be happy
>>153667472yes, beating italy and buttfuckistan in round robin was definitely highlight of his career.
Canadians on the bench just have to sit there and take the humiliation ritual
TUSKS UP
>Hughes made sure to include the women in his speechkek
Thank fuck i didnt turn a game on yet
absolute kino going on in NJ right now
>>153667509He pays his agent and publicist(s) for a reason.
Reddit told me these players would.be shot on sight
>>153667491I hate shit like these. They're getting paid millions of dollars to HATE each other and try to win for their team. Keep this buddy buddy crap off the ice.
my debils
IN THIS HOUSE JACK HUGHES IS AN AMERICAN HERO
I usually am meh'd by pre-game stuff, but that was kino.
he was gay McDavid?
>>153667501The derangement never ends.
is reddit/twitter gonna have a performative meltdown about this NJ pregame too
>he thank god for not turning him on or something. I wasn't really listening, but it was definitely blasphemous
>>153667526loser and KEK mentality right there.
who kong fan here?
what game we watching?
big turnout in New Jersey, is this normal despite the bad season they’ve had?
>>153667552my flysies :)
Bro was on American Idol??? I would sing circles around this tard
>>153667464He was our captain :)
>>153667526>Canadian understanding of sportsmanship
>>153667565have you seen the auditions for that show? even the ones that make it ON the show?
>>153667552devils vs sabres
Gary here. The oly jerseys are stocked up now and operators are waiting.
Ok, is the fuckin puck dropped yet?
>>153667584just ordered one from every country
i miss gamethreads>>153667563
>>153667584Welcome to /hoc/, Gary>and thanks for the update
>>153667586awww, someone mad that the WINNERS are still celebrating? Awww, awwwwwwww.
>NEWS: #Canucks are holding Tyler Myers out of the lineup tonight vs WPG for trade-related reasons.
>>153667588It's the least you could do, goy.
>>153667589Cuties
>>153667611Where's the big guy going?
>>153667584thanks gary, very cool
>>153667603Or maybe it's because you make posts like that. They probably looked at your post history and saw what a fucking moron you are.
>>153667603Is this all common, chat?
>scoreless draw>scoreless draw
>>153667621Well. I know what you had for dinner tonight. Enjoy the game!
>>153667611Why would they trade the only player in that locker room who is happy to be a Canuck?
>the Wide World of scoreless draws
kek. jake allen is letting 5 in tonight.
>>153667616>laffs
>scoreless drawsbring back the facking 'lympics, at least we had some goals being scarred there
>season membershipsWhy is every franchise in every sport migrating to this terminology?
Why haven’t my Devils scored on this shit team yet
how many tonight?
>the sound guy for the MASN streamdude is fired
>>1536676750 and a -3
HOCKEY IS BACK BABY
>announcers wont shut the fuck up about the womenHoly fuck how long am i going to have to listen to damage control
>scoreless snoozer in New Jerseyyep, semen slurper sport not for me
pregame on, can't believe it's been over two weeks since I got to see this shit team lose
where are the goals gary
>>153667721
>>153667599>normie outlets are using the word Fujoshi nowit’s never been more over
>/horse/ hockey
JEETS!
time to watch the islanders give up 40 shots to the habs and win 3-1 because Schaefer is good
>>153667726/KRAK/
I hope the bolts stomp some leaves tonight
>>153667742My Devils are on. Nobody asked about your shit team.
Gonna turn the laffs on see if they boo matthews
>>153667748the devils are shit lol
>>153667731i think this is mostly just a change of jargon. there have been mainstream articles about fujos under various descriptions for a long, long time. fujo is a relatively recent word in the west replacing terms that already meant the same thing. women might be a little less inclined to hide their power levels now, but that's about it.
classic too much man benulti
>>153667742how's drouin been, i haven't watched your islanders much
TNT cryin about leafs. Let's go drop the fookin puck
>>153667750If they do, he's likely gone, for nothing.
They shouldnt let white women sing the anthem
>>153667751Quiet shitter. You can wait until everyone is done watching my Devils and then speak to the vacant thread about your shit team.
>>153667755ass (but also the scapegoat).
Theyre still allowed to sing that god awful anthem in our country?
>>153667755Drouin is ass
>>153667759The game is actually in Tampa. Tampa is very respectful. They brought a canadian soldier out to hold the canadian flag.
I don't want to get traded. I want to stay with my happy, successful franchise, the Vancouver Canucks
Holy shit this bitch's voice is terrible
>>153667765>>153667770shame
>>153667776Must amateur night
We're all watching Wembanyama play the Raptors
oh god this lady is terrible
goals???
The fuck is going on with Tampa?The announcer is bumbling and the woman who just sang was shit
>>153667767seriously if we're getting a personalist regime then can we at least have a new anthem too? This shit sucks and no one likes it
>>153667787Wrong thread, buddy.
>>153667789HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL
>>153667781he's just not able to score and the Palmieri injury has destroyed his play anyways. thankfully its just a two year deal.
Black lady at least is singing out anthem well
>>153667790they are from floridano ableism in /hoc/ please
>that blue lipstickBoys I think Im going to puke.
My Debils look like shit
SEEEEEE THUUUUHUSAIN YOUR CHEVROLET
Bolts goalie is going fucking goalie katas Wax on wax off
>>153667787keep walking pal
>ORIGINAL TEAM BLUEVS>TEAM BLUE NUMBER TWO
>>153667811Jack is still getting his head in the game. We’ll beat these shitters by 10.
for me?It’s Blue Two
>scoreless draw
time to pour the gravy, Gary, let's fucking already
>LAFSnever change
classic laffs
>laffs
does tb play nickelback to mock the laffs or is it something they unironically play for goals?
>>153667845I remember. I was traumatized for months
>jurffs
HOW DID HE WIFF THAT
>Jesper Scatt
>>153667856i think it's the most nickelback part of the most nickelback state
back to garypuck i see. fucking offsides challenges are GAY AND RETARDED
gary made the call
nickelbud
GARYWHERE ARE THE GOALSTELL ME GARY
NO GOAL
good call refs!
>scoreless draws
gary wasting no time getting back to his old trickery
goals are for paying customers
the scoreless draws will continue until morale improves
WHY DO YOU MOCK ME, GARY!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153667885thank you gary
>was listening to Nickleback>realize all their songs sound exactly the same>this is one of Canada’s biggest bandsleafs, explain this
>matchs nuls sans point
>>153667898they were appealing to their american fanbase
>generic rock band makes generic rock music
>Dark Gary
>>153667526>no you don't understand we're PAYING YOU MONEY to pretend to hate each other in public but do an unprotected sodomy behind closed doors, just like my HBO show
They’re showing ads for rock bands. This really is the whitest game in the world
>>153667898I am a belieber
That Tampa goal?Never happened.
>>153667898Listen to The Tragically Hip instead
SHIT gamesSHIT thread
Would (You) get a quote from your favourite player tattooed?
>>153667916based
this thread is the shizzle, my goyizzles
>>153667898That didn’t happen. You saw the same meme about Nickelback being shit as everyone else. And now we’re all supposed to reply going >HURR DURR DAE NICKELBACK BAD??Some of their songs are great, like Someday. Kill yourself btw
marner wouldn't have done that
>>153667921>the tragically mid
>>153667926you're is speldt wrong
>>153667939That's not how it works pajeet
Alexisonfire is the only good Canadian music export
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>153667926Yes, it would be of this man and below would be "You fucked WHO!?!?!"
the only reason why Nickelback isn't considered bad anymore is because music is so shit right now, even generic buttrock is kino
>>153667944McChickensandwich
>>153667948They were always good, that’s why they were so huge to begin with. RETARD
#DarkWoke celebrini will traumatize the league nobody's safe
>>153667944>Yakety Sax over the PA system
>>153667942they are back on tour this summer
>>153667944>McDickhead
/hoc/ is a canadian pop punk and Bret Hart board
>>153667955we don't sign our posts here lad
>>153667960Celebriini is MAGA
>>153667969>not owen hartbased
>>153667944>McJobber
>>153667969what Canadian pop punk bands are there?
>>153667972Fuckin comedian this guy
a cupless mcdavid dragged a roster full of drooling cup champs to a finals but /hoc/ niggas think that's not enough
>>153667982The Arkells
>>153667982for me? its billy talent
>>153667969/hoc/ will always be for Marina
>>153667982Kars4Kids
>SCORELESS DRAW !!!
>>153667969/hoc/ also loves post rock
>>153667985He has Draisaitl, Bouchard, Ekholm, and Hyman now. The Oilers have been loaded the last few years
>>153667960he's batman now
>>153667975I kind of wonder if Instagram didn't just list her in suggestions because his boyfriend and Jack and others already follow her.
and here we go.I'M JUST A KID AND MY LIGHT IS A NIGHTMAREI'M JUST A KID AND I KNOW THAT ITS NOT FAIR!
https://youtu.be/-2t5l8cILfQ
>>153667936I literally listened to Animals and Burn it to the Ground back to back, it’s the same song. Someday and Savin Me are the same song.
>>153667982silverstein
>Laffs had 3 weeks to practice passing
>>153668008>when they had the nerve to ask him if he'd do the olympics thing againhe's going to be bitchslapping sheng for dumb questions next season
>>153668019>Someday and Savin Me are the same songNabokov once said genius can only repeat itself
>>153667985>cheating divers carried by leaf refsKek
>>153667985I saw bennett hide from crosgod after the loss he was guilty as sin for sabotaging mcdavid for shit and giggles
>>153668008his scar makes him look cool
>>153668015>take me back
>>153668038yea but it accelerated his twink death by like a year and a half
where are the fucking goals gary
>>153667960>DarkWokeThe fuck does that even mean? Are you like progressive but safe edgy?
>meanwhile bedard's farming tiktok likes with shitty locker room skits
>scoreless dra--LAFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GOALS GARY? YOU DIDN'T FUCK OVER THE GOALIES BY MAKING THEIR PADS SMALLER FOR THIS!!!!
>>153668019chad started a record label and signed bands with nickelback sound only to have them tour with himthat is how theory of a deadman started
Imagine Ilia as a figure skater. He’d be doing backflips over these blocky chuds heads and scoring goals as fast as a pitching machine as he spins in the air
>still scoreless in New JerseyNot a good look Gary
>>153667985the oilers still suck
garys putting his best foot forward after all the free publicity with all these scoreless draws
>>153668047he's already transitioning to twunk, which has a longer shelf life.
that was a pretty nice goalty gary
looks like these canadian cats can't score without a feed from mcjesus
>>153667944
>>153668078thank the mangets, goyim
>>153668051A projection of the black/white dichotomy forced upon all relevant discourse. People fucking LOVE it.
>>153668064*as a hockey playerKek
>>153668061Also My Darkest Days. Liked them outside of that dogshit pornstar dancing song, although, zakkk wylde's guitar work was great in it.
GODAMNIT
>scoreless>draw
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME GARY
>lurffsssswow
I see the magnets are in overdrive this evening.
>>153668064If you tried to do a backflip in a hockey game you'd get knocked on your head
GARY?! WTF IS THIS??????
>>153668069Team canada's bench was supposedly full of players better than cupless mcdavid but they ghosted him in the gold medal game what gives?
What the fuck is going on in this Leafs Lightning game?
LETS GOOTHANK YOU GARY!!!
L M A OMAO
>scoreless draws in Gary Land
>>153668101peak garypuck
>L(refs)affs
Offsides challenges will forever be the gayest fucking thing in this semen slurping sport. His skate coming off the ice 0.000000000001 seconds too early had no fucking bearing on the play whatsoever.
>>153668101
Rachel Herzog owes me sex
>"bEsT tEaM eVeR aSsEmBlEd">Couldn't score 5 v 3>Cries about 3 v 3
remember to thank gary for this bountiful harvest
>Canada just got btfo activate the ref puck
THE SCORELESS DRAWS MUST BE MAINTAINED
DAMMIT GARY
>>153668121I thought Bolts scored?
>>153668121>king>kongcute!
>nothing but scoreless draws
>LAFFS
>>153668100If you lived in a real country like America, McKWAB and MacKWABBon would get ostracized to the point they don't go out in public for a few years. Kobe had to hide for two years after he ran Shaq out of town in LA. Only way to fix it is to win
SSCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>153668117shannon would be a flames fan if he lived in edmonton out of pure contrarian spite
>>153667962I still can't wrap my head around why mackinnon was so soft on that puck. Werenski had one hand on his stick and barely got a tap on the puck initially, while mackinnon just kind of stalls, then goes for a stick lift (while werenski isn't touching the puck) and then a flat-footed shoulder that just pushed himself to the outside of the play
>the triumphant return of the scarrposterwelcome home, sir
Where are the goals, Gary?
>>153668139Shannon would have seen his team win a cup if he lived in a real country
>>153668143i never left
>>153668133Don’t talk about blackestball in my hockey thread pls
imagine being basedthews and having to come back and center a line with these scrubs
>>153668112For offsides challenges the refs should only be allowed to watch replays of it at full speed. They can still use different angles but no pausing and no slowing it down to 0.05 speed. If it's apparent at full speed the play was offside overturn the call, if not you lose the challenge. The blatant fucked up calls get fixed and no more wasting 5 minutes reviewing every frame of the play like it's the Zapruder film.
>scarrless
>>153668140My favorite part is when Makar realizes there's a hockey game going on in front of him.
THAT'S MY WORLD CHAMPIONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EezvfibfZUA
>>153668139
scarr>laffs
>>153668133>Kobe>shaqare these arabs?
holy shit the nhl sucks bring back olympic hockey
>>153668172japanese
whatever happened to that big cat zadorov
>philthy
>>153668140there's a reason people started calling the avs the soft pusys
>>153668101They really need a Canadian team to win despite most players being Canadian on the opposing side. To keep their own crybaby fans happy since their equivalent of 9-11 happened during the Olympics.
>>153668172They're basketball players who raped your childhood dreams like it was a Colorado hotel room
>no one has a single goalAmateur night.
>>153668184>basketballlol, not interested
>my flysies were the ones to give up the goal that ended all the scoreless drawsyou're welcome
tourist here, is there a way I can keep up with line changes?
>>153668184See >>153668150
>debbies
>>153668185Major Refpuck happening between the laffs and Tampon ghey rn.
>>153668196with your eyes > Perhaps some stylish spectacles would be to your liking, sir??
who gets the last wildcard in the east after the wheels fall off the bruins wagon?
So we all agree the Sabres are cheating right
>>153668196you'll get to know the lines and when you see one person on the ice, you'll know their linemates are on tooalso some of the channels will show you who is on the ice at the bottom
>>153668198>"Please Shaw and Kobr leave my team alone!"
TAGE
>give it back
my oilies led by darkwoke mcdavid and Layan Idris Noorullah Al-Rashid would dogwalk these scoreless sissies
>rag on Nickelback for being shit Canadian music>forget these guys once existed
>>153668196Just text me bro I will give you all the line changes to every single game in real timeAuston Matthews has been replaced by dog shit
>>153668206yeah having tage thompson is basically cheating
>>153668206florida prob
>>153668207The boys are just having fun out there
for me, it's the Ataris
>>153668232para mi, es Equipo EEUU
Devils had an incredible look there
* sounds of winning *
>>153668243Thanks
I'll always respect Canada because of The Hip
* sounds of whining *
>>153668261That looks fucking COMFY
did otter skip the white house orgy because he looks so much like charlie kirk?
>hersheyshey check out this cumshitting figure skating coach. doesn't that make you want to eat our chocolate?
>>153668261>Islander manbabies literally wear onesies while they shid and fard in their diapies about my Devils
>>153668268he skpped it because he's a decent person
>>153668268Oetter doesnt associate with pedophilia
>>153668219is that the dude from the first TPB movie?
>>153668263comfy is just a code word for boring desu
just got home, how has captain of team USA been so far?
>>153668277Yes
Devils are right back to their normal schedule..
>>153668278Until we learn
/hoc/'s finally back to comfyposting
>>153668285kek, just watched it again last night for the first time in years. Weird.
>>153668278Whoops, my mistake>That looks fucking COMFORTABLEBetter?
Kek he beat that Sabre pussy’s bitch ass lol
>>153668293I'm already getting sleepy though
SSSCCCARRRRRRRRRRR
>>153668291anyways, gonna go watch some dyke porn in honor of the wymyn hockey team.
LMFAO TAGE THOMPSON SCORED
Siegenthaler whooped that white boy
>>153668291what did they do that was so hard to watch
>>153668293>>153668302
I went to take a shower, still scoreless draw?
>>153668313experienced the taste of india
>>153668317we don't shower here
>>153668317Funny world we live in
>>153668293All it took was a few shit games to get the tourists out and get back to normal
The sad reality is that these games would be much higher scoring if there were more black playersWe just need to wait for the game to evolve
they're calling it the best draft year since mcdavid's and they couldn't be more right
these are my favourite hours. i hate when europeans are awake, especially swedes.
>>153668325Is labubuposting still acceptable?
>>153668291
>>153668333checked
>>153668334>since mcbitches.2003 still mogs all of these faggot-ass draft classes filled with soibois.
At this rate Canada is going to lose its entire 2034 men's and women's hockey roster.
>>153668313they went to a strip club then to the State of the Union
>>153668333so true
devils suck holy shit
>kwabken
Did the Devils come back from the break just to suck fucking ass?
>>153668353No one gives a fuck
>>153668352I didn't even realize they were every fucking politician in congress. Wow.
>>153668352i saw male strippers magically transform into busty blondes no idea how that happened but jt miller seemed to have indulged
>>153668352wow, no athletes have ever done that beforetruly all of the outrage is warranted then
>>153668350jeets at the wheel?this happens a lot here. trump mentioned every single victim last night.
>>153668353why don't you vpn to a cooler flag?
>>153668363Actions speak louder than words when expressing this sentiment.
>>153668376No one gives a fuck
>>153668353Based. The tech illiterate jannies think bans work kek
This is seriously embarrassing for the Devils
>>153668367hngg look at the pure grit on that crowdsurf
>>153668367>not grabbing his hog while he's passing over you just to say you did right, guys?
>>153668380Shut up idiot
does gary have any more tricks up his sleeve?
>>153667436>LAFFS
>>153668359They sucked ass before the break
>>153668278Keep yourself Safe
>>153668369there was one today where a guy was going full speed the wrong way for like 5 milesdidn't hit anyone but it got filmed
>>153668386Get a goal then talk to me faggot
>>153668384well at least be Finland or something
GARY???GARY WHY ARENT YOU REVERSE THIS SCORE????
>NNNOOOOOOO!!! You just can't report me!! I'm posting from an iphone so it doesn't even matter?!?Just stop REPORTING ME!!!!
>>153668389>>
>>153668383same
Are Reddit tourists still here?
>>153668368yeah, but "le drummmmmmmpfffffffffffffffffff tee hee hee" might have said pussy that one time maybe.
CANADA BTFO
this game is like 8-0 tampa without garyalso>LAFFS
bye hoc gunna watch my highschool romance anime til the oilies play
>>153668393Eat shit
>>153668399Kek
>>153668302You can go to sleep soon
Was going to comment how shitty the homer commentary was on SN for this Leafs game but then Gonzales ran over the goalie and they are doing nothing but praise him.>laffs
>>153668401
>L>A>F>F>S
omfg
kek laffs seething
>laffsah that feels good after such a long break
>FAT>FAN >PROPOSALThank you New Jersey
>>153668293finally
Lol>laffsLmao even
>>153668430Most melanated /hoc/ poster
>laffs>debils
Laffs are amateur tier
my flysies :D
>>153668442That's a pickle
Is Mcdavid legit pissed now?
Thanks for watching the olympics, we now resume your regularly scheduled>laffsand>debbies
>>153668450When is he not?
>>153668334Me on the top right my back hurts
>>153668450>Cost his country the gold medalNah why would you think that?
>>153668293
my avies :)
Time to sell, pooronto
>the city of Utica
MORE LIKE NOPELANDER LAFFS
>on breakaway>miss netmany such cases
We're spiritually winning 3-1
>>153668337He doesn thave kids. That stoat likely never left that arena
For me it's the Utah Yetis
>>153668459>no mack>colton 2c>kelly centering bardakov>utah always plays well against the avs and now they're a good team tooexpecting a stinker desu
I can see the puck
>>153668470Based
>>153668470way too many opportunities to score, would be embarrassing if they don’t tie it up in the 3rd
>>153668477He must save his seed for the chickpea pasta
>was a massive leafs fanAt least he was alive when they last won. Imagine your sports team peaking when your child hahaha.
>muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh softpusyskwab
>>153668450absolutely. he's gonna skate even faster into the zone now.
>The man you want with the puck in this situation
>Mackinnon already mindbrokenuh oh
>>153668515kek. he coulda kept it on the ice too.
marner would have 3 assists by now
>>153668528he should be. most overrated softpusy since forsberg, and he was actually good, just not GREAT.
That’s Gold Medalist Brock Nelson to you.
>>153668507protect his smile :(
>>153668515hockey is hard
That's nepo baby brock nelson to me
>>153668546He's really good now, that's what I get for not believing in the New York Islanders or hockey players who look like they are 50 years old
>>153668450yeah he's sweeping the kings this year
At least Landeskog is back. Should go back to winning ways. You can see on the graph where Landeskog got injured.
>all the softpusy fans are foreignerskek
>>153668481it's in the leaf's net
>>153668509image if his speeded double every time he loses a major tournament. at some point it would be illegal for him to skate around mortals. that's when he will retire
funny how ken holland rebuilt the kangz solely for the purpose of getting past the oilers then it's all up to allah after that
>he says he doesn't like Foreigner https://youtu.be/ySb1f9zWJkQfucking liar, you love Foreigner
>>153668581too bad fiala is kill
>>153668574
>>153668580>YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL>MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
this chicagoan femboy is so good
too easy
KWAB
>>153668450>playing the Ducks tonightRIP
>>153668598Bedard is old and busted, Cellebrini the new hotness.
>>153668598>Scoring on a medal of honor recipient lame
>>153668607
>>153668598he's a little bedarded though
im starting to think the toronto maple leafs are dog shit
>>153668607Should have just taken the shitload of money + years from the Kraken desu
>>153668616How many Kings were on the winning team? Zero?
>>153668607>trade for panarin>fiala died shortly afterDid he know?
Why even challenge that? I see no interference.
>>153668598mcjeebus could have had 20 points if they brought the sissy with them
>>153668625I think he wanted one last short term big bag and then will cup chase, he didnt want to get locked in with seattle.
Now it's three days in a row without drinking, bros :)
>>153668334watch out super neck guy on the nucks, Beckett Sennecke fixing to neck mog your ass.
>>153668184>ApehoopNo one cares.
>Get in losers. We're losing!
>>153668638At least have some water, breh
>>153668638Wow that sucks im getting drunk and playing chinese dating sim later on
>>153668625chris drury hands posted this
>>153668497yea...haha
Is this going to be a humiliation ritual for every canadian player in every game these days? Like imagine your teammates on the bench next to you are all tapping their sticks as the american flag is flying in the stands and your literal line mates hug the opposing team players and you sit like a fucking idiot not knowing what to do. It is epic. Now they need to do the same in Ottawa lol
>>153668608>6′4″>215lb Darnell Nurse has the answer
Act are the devils sucking so much? I know before the Olympics they were on a losing streak but I feel like they should be more energized. Disappointing
>>153668656>he was a child in 2008Grim.
>>153668666Not for the shit teams like the Kings who had no players on the team
>>153668671Not all of them can be national heroes.
Burns earning his paycheck.
my avies! :)burns!
>>153668670>nog can only go spazzy with his armsHmm...is this what they pay him $9M/yr for?
>we now return to Denver kicking assI wonder if a Stan Lee ring would cheer Mac up
BRENT BURNS
That was a nice goal
>>153668690Only if it comes with a Gary labubu
>tampon gay 5 points behind ass in points18-19 bros....
>>153668690No because he didn't win gold for Crosby.
>>153668671Why *
Add another tally to Colorado disallowed goals.
>>153668697Oh man, Gary needs to read this one, where's the intern-on-call >this one, Gareth,. pay attention
>debils
>>153668681Well, I get that Hughes is probably tired as fuck but like just now he’s totally not even paying attention to where the puck is and Buffalo scored again. I don’t know. I guess I was just hoping they’d come back with fire under their asses.
This is my first game as a Devils fan. How many years until we’re competitive in this league?
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOCKEY I KNOW ABOUT HOCKEY LOOK HOW FUCKING FAT I AM I KNOW ALL ABOUT HOCKEY I PLAY HOCKEY ALL THE TIMEWhat the literal fuck?
>>153668681Slovakia doesnt have a whole lot going on, maybe they all know who simon nemec is
hope they start whistling in this game if they lose that challenge
debbies didn't miss a beat due to the break
>refpoints
i want tage thompson back
Jack Hughes forgot to play hockey, learned how to play again for the Olympics, then forgot again
>>153668564all this proves is that the lottery is a complete joke of a system designed for gayrael bettberg to gift high picks to his little st james corporate ownership buddies. you give edmonton how many top picks and they still cant so shit? how many of their top guys are out of the league less than a decade letter. just let teams tank so fans have a reason to watch
>>153668724He got to play on a competent team.
>>153668626How many Canadians? Kek btfo
i hope they bitchslap mason marchment
Haven’t paid attention to hockey in forever. Since when the fuck did Seattle have a team?
Jack Hughes can’t win with these cats
>>153668741Seattle is 2 teams ago.
>>153668722>Lose a legit diamond in the rough because the Sabres made Ryan O'Reilly lose his smile.Got ya a cup though
>>1536687415 years
>>153668724tate mcrae pussy is more potent than incest and heroine go easy on the guy
>>153668725The draft lottery is managed by one of the big 4 accounting firms, none of those guys are torpedoing their reputation to shuffle 18 year old hockey twinks around to Edmonton and Newark
>b-b-b-but they can win in the regular season!!!kwasoftpusy
>>153668715won't happencontent yourself with not being in celebrini's half of the league for the next 15 years
>>153668765>>153668765>>153668765NEW
>>153668760>trying to punch someone being held back by 4 dudesMacKinnon is such a pussy.
>>153668746Who else is new?
Devils goal finally. Can they pull it together in the last 3.5 minutes for another Hughes OT victory???
>>153668515I am the McAvoy of my beer league. I always try to help my teammates instead of staying with my man.
