last time: >>153670230
>>153673507Wild vs aves is the game of the night
i just made this on photoshop.thoughts?
Do you understand what he is saying, plebs? This is the Talmudic interpretation. It is very deep.If THAT specific game was played again.NOT ANOTHER USA vs Canada game. THAT SPECIFIC game played 100 times.Then Canada would have won 95 out 100.
>>153673490I stand by my previous statement about the Silver Medal Presentation being a ritualistic humiliation that should be abolished and removed from public view >and every quaternary period that passes without a response from the IOC is yet another insult to this forum and its distinguished members Thank You for your time, /hoc/, and enjoy the rest of this ceaseless commentary
>>153673529>Patrick Roy as coachThat team will never tank. If it looks like they're tanking, they're just playing like shit and Roy needs to scream more.
>>153673560My cousins a lawyer. You'll be hearing from her
>>153673507Thank you for this valuable info.
>>153673490connor bedard edition
i hate hockey media so much mcdavid should've suckered him
>>153673529The tier that begins with the Kraken only applies to the wild card who gets sent to the Central bracket. The Pacific bracket will be wide open. The Knights aren't as good as they have been in the past, they're huge Gary point merchants. It's fucked up Colorado, Dallas and Minnesota all have to knock each other out in the first 2 rounds while we could end up with a Pacific bracket of Vegas/Utah and Anaheim/Seattle where 1 of those 4 teams is guaranteed to reach the WCF.
F L A M E SLAMES
>sexy liigen raise your hand if you're watching hockey right now
My thoughts? Of course the good teams are good and the bad teams are bad. I've already computed this. It's obvious to me that given a win a team will be good. Compiling wins leads to long term success
wtf is his problem
/hoc/ isn't ready for the kino to be unveiled tonighthttps://www.nhl.com/avalanche/news/avalanche-to-air-animated-program-bernie-s-mountain-showdown-feb-26-vs-minnesotawarning if you watch the vid mute it as it is ear cancer
>>153673693Sore back after carrying McShitter for so many years.
>>153673490
>>153673679easy captchas are back
>lames>cantpucksgood heavens
I think the Flames are about to heat up
>>153673753That's Matt Scoronato to you
>>153673753jets are tied for 13th by this metric
Dear Diary - I struggle to understand why the Devils haven’t fired everyone yet and am pessimistic that waiting until the off-season to clean house will only result in 26-27 being a wash as well as the new coach and GM “need time to evaluate who fits in their system”
I love angry Devils fans.
>>153673753Actually Kiefer Sherwood leads the Canucks in goals with 17.
>im so angry im gonna give you 400$ to tell you how angry i am for 30 seconds before i go buy another 20$ beer
>>153673795>FUCK YOU, GOVERNOR
Why did we never get a Kevin James hockey movie? The world needs more Kevin James
>>153673891>Patrick Warburton
wanna play mini sticks, bros?
i bet your stick is mini alright
>/puck/
i want marner to unlock my chastity cage
/hoc/ looks cute today
*blushes*
>>153673753>Geekiepfff
>>153673993>>153673998***laughs obnoxiuously and hits you aggressively***It is not because I like you
>>153674020
>scoreless draw in Gothenburg
>>153674020*kisses you*
>/hoc/ needs an adult
>>153674037Crosby is injured and can't take care of us.
*gets down on one knee and pulls a cock ring out of my back pocket*Will you be my Heated Rival™?
okay, i guess i'll be the adult in the room haha.
>>153674060Yes!
>>153674037i am an adult >:)
>/hoc/ needs a revolution
>scoreless draws
marner staged a revolt and liberated himself from my asshole
>>153674024>When a 10/10 with hips that don't lie walks past me
You people
Oilbros...how are we feeling on the second half of this back to back
>>153673572>>153673684>>153673978>>153674025>>153674037>>153674096>>153674113They're calling them the most raped posts on 4chan
>>153673693he's pissy
They're calling him MacRaped
>hue purple
This is an asterisk NHL season because of the Olympics right?
>>153674310Was that your ass when Bud was done with it
>>153674295>They're calling him [...]Rapedreminds me of a certain /hoc/ gif spammer
>>153674295yes, those known for poor sportsmenship
>>153674333>noooo don't make fun of my good ol maritime redneck
>>153674321Spin the wheel if you need a reason, cause we've got plenty and they're multiplying also a hoard of new memes, mayamays and mee-mees
why dont they play hardstyle between whistles to get players in bp slayer zone instead of faggy shit to make the marvel americans in the stands do the wave
>>153674370This is the most Canadian thing ever posted on /hoc/ and I kneel
for me?it’s seven nation army
>>153674348Thoust were rapeth
The Oilers aren't far from being a contender. They just need a #1 goalie, two top 6 forwards, a 3C, a 4C, two middle pairing defenseman, and a bottom pairing defenseman.
>>153674344winning was never enough
>>153674386where is this mythical mqx tren twins seven nation army edit you speak of
>>153674295> Binnishit
>>153674310pettersson has dresses in every shade
I wonder how the Russians players felt about the Olympics this year. You think they were pissed off they weren't the ones facing team USA?
>>153674462> windowsStatus?
>>153674480I run Mint
I’m sure average families and geezers would love to hear autistic anime remixes.
Every team in the Pacific is sub .500 except the Ducks. Real .500 not Gary .500.
>12 games on tonight>13 game on SaturdayGary is smothering us with affection, /hoc/, pert near Frozen Frenzy pace -_-
>>153674515Finns had better dignity and they won bronze. Shameful display from team Canada desu. Weren’t even grateful for the labubu
>>153674524Why so many games on Thursday and not Friday?
>>153674524>smothering [...] with affectiona unique way of describing the events of 04/17/2022
if your team isn't in the first two rows, better luck next year
>>153674515
What are the Panthers chances of sneaking into the wildcard?
>>153674539In hockey winning bronze is unironically better than silver. Silver team ends with a crushing loss in the gold medal game and will be haunted by how they were so close to gold. Bronze team wins their last game and gets to fly home happy to at least get a medal.
if i was on aux it wouldntve went down like it did. there wouldve been a lot of silver in the oval officehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=5YegI9PhkRg
>>153674551It's so fucking weird that Buffalo, for once, has a chance at the playoffs.They spend years being the punching bags of the NHL. How the times have changed.
>>153674509I'm .500 (bisexual)
>>153674542Gary is doing something that night and doesn't want too many distractions -_->olys wore him out
"The best Team Canada ever assembled"
good thing the final wasn't rigged and fixed and 100% real event totally not manufactured for the state of the jewnion presentation
>>153674626but enough about salt lake city 2002
>>153674407> They just need a #1 goalie, two top 6 forwards, a 3C, a 4C, two middle pairing defenseman, and a bottom pairing defenseman.but enough about the ded wongs
>>153674407They could've kept Skinners, you know.
>>153674643>laffs
>>153674626
>>153674630Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the janitorial closet's two blocks down.
business idea: move nashville east and detroit back west so they can actually make the playoffs
>>153674656>>153674295With his effort on the backcheck and the missed wide open net, MacKinnon can only blame himself for the loss.
>>153674728he can always blame the americans for cheating tho
>Tries to go 1v3 and drive the net in the gmg>Turns it over and loses>Tries to go 1v5 and drive the net his first game back>Turns it over and losesMcOopsIdiditagain
>>153674656lmao Mcdavid sitting on the bench pretending he wasnt on the ice when they scored
>>153674739I hope he doesTake zero accountability, just blame the refs n sheeeeeitGive us the golden age of USA hockey
>>153674793you're unapologetic about said cheating as expected
>>153674810Touch Granite, Maplestein
>>153674833there are too many americans in the way
>>153674810
>>153674849the superior cheating nation won
Kash Patel is my mascot, he follows me around and cheers me on when I send an e-mail
nations aside why would you ever apologize for cheating if you won? i get it if you lose and youre ashamed but winning? im never going to apologize for being a fucking winner
it's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y465HfYeS4g
>>153674871Shouldn't you be posting on TruthSocial, Mr. President? No one is gonna read that except a bunch of hockey nerds, sir
>>153674863>Brags about cheating in Curling >Shits and pisses his pants when the USA "cheated"LolLmao even
>>153674754Watch the reply and count how many times he pushes on his way back to the defensive zone.Doesnt look much like he even wanted a medal if thats the effort he is going to give when going the other way. Like the kids in minors who only ever put in effort when their team has the puck.
>>153674863Try scoring on your nearly full 2 minutes of 5v3 next time
>>153674920if americans can have it both ways so can we
any beer league niggas here? ngl i love slew footing and slashing. idc if u got work tommrow nigga ima neet.
>>153674927>we would have cheated more if we could get away with it
>>153674928shitdavid tries to be a hero by himself twice in ot and gets zero shots off. he will never win anything
>>153674935g shit. take it easy? we all got work tomorrow? naur homie i live for ts
>>153674953
>>153673529Toronto should be with New Jersey and Philly but you already knew that, you just couldn't bear to put them there
Choker. Upvote this image so when people google "choker" this is the first result
>>153674953Anaheim's winning goal last night was also set up by a failed McGaykid hero puck play
>>153674982I'd argue Toronto should be in Hell. Imagine missing the playoffs and NOT having your 1st overall pick.
>>153674952Are you gonna pretend that MacKinnon didn't have a chance to win us gold?
>>153674987
>>153674991>chance
>>153674991>MacChoken whiff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIY2GTSfqM>tfw my favorite hockey youchewbah uploads
I was under the impression that we were a Larry's House of Hockey general.
wagin' has endeddrinkin' has started
>Celebrini 6 shots on goal>MacKinnon 6 shots on goal>McDavid 2 shots on goalWhat is his fucking problem is he even trying?
shredding my boy connor to pieces https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vAFHosEaSI
>>153674863
>>153674990>Imagine missing the playoffs and NOT having your 1st overall pick.yeah why the fuck does Toronto keep trading away 1st-round picks
Olympics has an asterisk since Team Russia and Team /hoc/ were excluded
>>153675040they gave this bum tournament mvp for 13 secondary assists. magabuyck was robbed but thankfully daddy fixed that
>eternally cursed so where are you going to build the Memorial? Will Americans ever be allowed? >I totally understand if you guys want a grace period or something
>>153675068who knew jack hughes was such a good dman
>>153675073i was invited but had to decline
>>153675088>black leafthey knew they were dressing for a funeral
>>153673507NHL Center Ice bros we eating good tonight. For some reason the Flames/Sharkies matchup is the most intriguing to me. If you can't afford NHL Center Ice, don't even speak me to, bitch.
guise we need to chip in and buy the leaves more beanie babies, they're too butthurt for just one
i haven't seen this precious face in almost a month
>>153675087Votes for Olympic MVP are due at first intermission of the gold medal game, how retarded is that? They said it takes time to count up all the votes but it can't take that long. Just do it while the silver team is given their emotional support plushy.
>>153675116illegal streams are unironically more comfy. i like the game within a game of constantly having to refresh or find new ones. keeps you mentally engaged. also youll get those odd streams that is like a feed not meant for home audiences and you can hear the announcers talk to each other during commercials.
>>153675088those are awful but the 2014 jersey was ugly too. same with the gary cup. most designs other than 2010 or the generic hockey canada ones have been weak.
>>153675186intersound
>>153675137We took away McAutsim's smile, and for that Ameribros, we should feel great shame!
>>153675206He doesn't have a smile. He looks like a serial killer
>>153675186It's comfy till that shit gives you a computer virus, and then you feel like a retard.
>>153675206I'm thinking about taking a sabbatical to get my head right; all this hostility is distracting
Listen up chuds, visiting the White House is not political as long as it’s during the correct administration
>>153675226>5'11" vs 6'
>>1536750683v3 is such a joke
the puck is the object of desire itself. small, black, elusive, endlessly pursued yet never finally possessed nor seen
>>153675259theres got to be some way to fix this. cant they paint the ice black and the puck white?
>>153675068why didnt mcdavid intercept the pass? he was literally right there
YOU CAN'TSEE ME
>>153675277you were viewing the parallax angle
>>153675257You'd think le 3 best players in the world wouldn't turn into a bunch of clueless retards with all that extra space to use
>>153675285its a puck, not a parallelogram
>>153675259frankly i don't even think it exists
looks like we got a big /garynight/ on the way bros
>and is this "puck" in the room with us right now?
>>153675257
is canada still mad today
>>153675353They refuse to look at the puck and are extra bitchy, yes
I'm like a puck to cute women haha
>>153675257I would say that 4-on-4 is a joke too but I actually think that it's the best, purest form of hockey and that regulation should be played at 4-on-4
>>153675353i wasn't mad even a little bit. i thought canada played really well. sometimes that's not enough. the way she goes.
fuck it, 1v1
What if we replaced the puck with a curling stone?
I think the pucks should have lights and alarms and shit in them, for safety >for the children
>>153675373i agree but it is what it is. the ioc is never going to 5-on-5 continuous 20 minute overtimes. and im not sure the nhl would be okay with that even if they did.
0 v 0 so that we can actually see the puck for once
what if we replaced the puck with a live grenade?
>>153673490is reddit seething more about this, or Trump's joke to the boys?
>>153675407goalie gets out of the way to save his life - more goals - more points - more excitement - more ticket sales - more concession revenue - more jersey salesHoly shit. Gary might just do this.
>>153675365BUSINESS IDEA FOR PUSSIES:Hot Pink pucks and Royal Purple ice rinks for all the PWHL arenas, um, if we ever build arenas for the PWHL.. at all >we won't, but it's a nice idea
Mackinnon said that if NBA players one day decided to put on skates he'd be out of a job
>>153675419>more casualties
>>153675407Gary here. If top players blow up, can I void their contracts and sign beer leaguers?
/r/MurderedByWords
>>153675444checkedAlso, MacKinnon is a mismatched pair of clown shoes, fuck 'im
>>153675451oh shit!
>>153675448gotta crack some eggs to make an omelette.
>>153675451Steve Dangle is a feminized "man" who've shouted on the internet since he became an adult. That fucking retard wouldn't be able to read those books.
>>153675451clunky speech for a supposed media figure
>>153675468Not if you're using bottled egg whites
>>153675478why are you making a gay omelette
>>153675451I hope those lafftards run Matthews onto >my team.
>>153675486My heated rival likes them that way
>>153675230>computer virusWhat year is it? 1999?
>>153675451picrel happened as soon as he hit post
>>153675486egg whites have a million uses in cuisine, and you clearly don't bake
>>153675498I'm clearly not partying like it is
>>153675504i only like the yolks
>>153675451>What you'll never understand could fill a few booksisnt that true for all of us? like i know nothing about gardening so just the topic of gardening alone could fill thousands of books worth of knowledge i dont currently understand
can black guys skate?
>>153675520Those also have a multitude of uses in the kitchen
>>153675504Leafs don't eat anything that hasn't been touched by Indian hands
>>153675530shut the fuck up already
>>153675525I'm currently studying quantum mechanics, the science of incomprehension
>>153675478faggot
>>153675528They sure can
>>153675504can you bake something for the /hoc/ sleepover?
>>153675528
>>153675565How about a Waffle Party, with toppings and different batters?? chocolate waffles? matcha waffles?> i just need a head count so I know how much shit to bring with me
>>153675569Now clap.
just put on the >laffs from last night nhl needs to get rid of this offside challenge bullshit
>>153675586how bout a lemon party
>>153675605i prefer pumpkin party
>>153675586YUM
leggo my eggo
>laffs
how bout a bud1 party
bud is invited
bud did not 1
>>153675451Matthews going to Florida and winning a Stanley Cup would be so funny.
>>153675595How about we get rid of laffs instead?
why doesnt matthews just win in toronto?
>MoneyPuck is redirecting Team USA player profiles to a feminist charity>Look up MoneyPuck's creator>It's literally an Obama analytics staffer
>>153675595Jay Rosehill from TheLeafsNation joins to assess Auston Matthews at the Olympics, the Toronto Maple Leafs dilemma ahead of the deadline, their matchup against the Tampa Bay Lightning, and how Toronto fans should celebrate Matthews Saturday night against the Ottawa Senators.
>>153675687the big city and toronto (((media))) is just too much for him. he will win a cup in a southern state. come home white man
>>153675687cursed city with cursed fans. It’s only for the best he leaves.
for me, it's the
I can't see the
Oil bros, it's over for us isn't it?
>Matthews is full of life when not playing for Torontogrim
>>153675728>+Rasmus RistolainenOiler bros...
>>153675728*gets stuck in an endless loop*
>>153675728the writing has always been on the wall. McBridesmaid will never get to hold the cup
>Canadian Olympic players criticized by the media for losing>America Olympic players criticized by the media for not celebrating their win correctly
>>153675728I found a goalie better then Jarry. All he needs for salary is 20 pounds of temptations, chicken flavor. Huge savings and the performance isnt going to be noticeably worse.
>>153675759>Canadian Olympic players criticized by the media for losingsource?
>>153675771>>153673648
>>153675744Would be the fun. While other contenders look for underpaid bargains to fill depth roles, Oilers go for overpaid shitters.
>>153673648KWABDavid
Dead Wongs fans proving once again they’re retards. They want to trade for Myers and send ASP to the AHL because a 19 year old isn’t scoring goals left and right on the 2nd pair.
Oui, ça faisait mal et c’était cruel de voir nos équipes laisser échapper l’or. J’ai beaucoup crié dans mon salon. Mais ce n’était rien face à la colère que j’allais ressentir quand j’ai vu l’équipe américaine célébrer sa victoire dans le vestiaire en compagnie du directeur du FBI, Kash Patel. Il n’est pas censé s’occuper des dossiers Epstein, celui-là ?Patel a relayé un appel du président Donald Trump qui a félicité l’équipe masculine pour sa médaille d’or et l’a invitée à Washington pour son discours sur l’état de l’Union. Puis il a ajouté : « Je dois vous dire qu’on va devoir inviter l’équipe féminine, sinon je crois que je serais probablement destitué. »Gros éclats de rire gras dans le vestiaire. On aurait voulu créer la plus mauvaise image d’un boys club du hockey qu’on n’aurait pas pu faire mieux. Trump, Patel et les hockeyeurs riant ouvertement de l’équipe féminine qui, rappelons-le, a aussi remporté l’or (avec beaucoup moins de moyens).C’est notre sport national, qui m’a souvent fait vibrer, mais il y a quelque chose de pourri au royaume du hockey – et je ne parle même pas des scandales sexuels dans les dernières années. Il aura fallu le succès phénoménal et mondial de la série Heated Rivalry, qui raconte la liaison amoureuse entre deux joueurs rivaux, pour se rendre compte qu’il n’y a jamais eu de coming-out dans l’histoire de la LNH. On se demande bien pourquoi, alors que c’est statistiquement impossible qu’il n’y ait jamais eu de gais dans ce sport.
>>153675451Of everything he could take issue with why is he mad about chucky defending Dangle's captain?
>>153675830
>>153675851They're not even real words.
>>153675830>it’s our national sport, which often made me vibrate.what did Pierre mean by this?
>>153675664He wouldnt fit in Florida very well
>>153675728And Boushart and Walmanstein
>>153675854dukechads win again
>>153675851>>153675856Some people are seething that there's no openly gay NHL player. They say it's statistically impossible and it's because of homophobia.
>>153675814Doubt. They dumped Hronek on hongcouver, so hard to imagine they now want to give assets for Myers.
>>153675874>NO MY GAY PORN SHOW IS REALITY NHL SHOULD BE JUST LIKE IT
>>153675907Vancouver and Detroit were in very different positions at the 2024 trade deadline.Myers is always one of the Holl/Chiarot type of defencemen Stevie seems to like.
What's on tap for today, lads??
>>153675814I heard they are looking for a right shot defenseman. Doesn't look good for ASP if that's true. I hope they pull the trigger on something, send ASP to the AHL and then sink like a stone and miss the playoffs.
>>153675935Doubt.
>>153675947I hope Berggren finds a somali to bottom for again.
>>153675856He's officially a chud now, he'll fit right in
>>153675766woah that kid has some great edgework they should lock him down asap
>>153675938water
>>153675950>Doubt.By all accounts a trade is already in place, we're only waiting to see if Myers will waive his NMC.
>>153675241Bruins have been cursed ever since they betrayed Thomas.
>>153675980>By all accountsOh well then, if the dangleistas say so...
>>153675874Is that supposed to be controversial?
cam onn gary drop sum pucks
>>153676010To chuds yes
The H in NHL don’t stand for homo ya fag
>>153675788>one guy
>>153676035>he didn't see the press release
>>153675938
Darren Dreger on Overdrive just said that Edmonton won't trade for Binnington from St Louis because they are still pissed about getting robbed by the offer sheets.
>>153676065Yeah I'm still pissed about that too.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153675728It's really weird how the Alberta teams and Vancouver manages to be so thorougly incompetent every time. You'd think a country that cares about nothing but hockey would do a better job. I guess it doesn't matter because no matter what they will sell tickets unlike American sunbelt teams who need to perform
I guess I could see the Wings giving up scraps for Myers though. ASP was a huge risk all along, and I thought Yzerman was nuts for doing that. On a sheltered 3rd pair he'd show better.
>>153676035it stands for les Habitants
>>153676162that starts with an L stupid
>>153674928The best part is that no one even took his stick out. He just fanned on a 0% shot in triple coverage with Mackinnon right behind him and all 3 USA players overcommitted. Biggest disgrace ever.
>>153676176
>>153675980He's going to Edmonton
>Have you heard about those people that live over there? They call themselves “the people that live there”. Mental stuff.
>>153676220Nurse has a NMC
>>153673648IT seems like in Canada you aren't allowed to cover a team you like. You get the job at sportsnet, they ask you where you're from. You say Calgary and are a lifelong flames fan so they make you cover Edmonton. Every network and every city same thing. They all hate the team they cover. I guess the french stations in Quebec don't work this way.
>>153676176black helm with a black face shield, so you can't see the player's face at all?>definitely not regulation, but it sounds stormtrooper as fuck, doesn't it?
>>153675259The puck doesn't exist. It is only a figment of our imagination.
>>153676253Spector roasts Mcdavid for a living
just had a nap
>>153676263And business is a boomin
>I am one with the puck
>>153676289you were 1 with bud on 04/17/2022
>>153676260
that's stupid, everyone lives where they live
>>153676289My coach told me I think like the puck
>>153676299tell that to the Palestinans
Which team is delusional enough to get Laine?Only use for him is powerplay situations.
>>153676308my islanders need PP help
>>153676304
>>153675259One puck to rule them all, one puck to find them.One puck to bring them all and through arbitration bind them.
>>153676304I don’t speak derka derka
I can feel the puck, but more than that, I can empathize with the puck and all of puck kind
How exactly do washed geriatric bums fit into the yzerscam?
>>153676308the avs
Maybe Stevie has a thing for slampigs and wants Myers’ wife to move to detroit
>>153676308makes sense for a shit team to sign him for a year and try to flip him at the deadline
>>153676337That IS the yzerplan
Wings are gonna job again
Why is Stevie giving up assets for a plug? Is he just bored?
>>15367633721:15 Friedman sounds like a psalm from a new testament book that was axed for being too jewish
>>153676361Too much adrenochrome
me on the right
>Cast it into the net! Score It!
Does anyone else think connor mcdavid looks sickly. He looks like he's strung out all the time.
>>153676337>laffs extending laughton
>>153676397A demon lives in his house and steals his energy. Crosby knows what it takes to be great.
>>153674473>>153674473100%. They had a huge chance to win it this year The ice skater girl should be mad too. 21, prime and couldn't compete
>>153676397that's what losing two cups in a row does to a ma fucka
Folxs, a reminder -- To help everyone focus on the game and cool down, we are temporarily removing all political posts and comments
>>153675353Not at all, we settled this. We're still number one.
>>153676397Gary promises greatness in exchange for his life force Just a little bit more and surely Gary will deliver on his promise
my political ideology is habs nationalism
>>153676421Not this shite again.
remparts vs. eagleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AWoeXPjNsY
>>153676395The puck betrayed him to his death shortly after that too
Newfag here, why is Winnipeg so mediocre if they have the best goalie in the NHL?
romeo scaaar>le rankfarts de québec
>>153676456That'd be like posting a pic of nick foles in 2019
>>153676456He belongs in a Clint Eastwood western.
>>153676456Cause Hellebuyck is all they have
sup /hoc/
>BRRAPS in your direction.
>>153676531one more sleep https://youtu.be/MDvc6mrQRdY?si=m612ReZvqV1G3hK0
>>153676456Magabuyck usually chokes in big games, the gold medal game was the game of his life. Also the rest of their roster is getting old and slow.
Detroit Projected LinesMarco Kasper — Dylan Larkin — Lucas RaymondAlex DeBrincat — Andrew Copp — Patrick KaneEmmitt Finnie — J.T. Compher — Mason AppletonElmer Soderblom — Michael Rasmussen — James van RiemsdykDefense PairingsSimon Edvinsson — Moritz SeiderBen Chiarot — Axel Sandin-PellikkaAlbert Johansson– Jacob Bernard-DockerGoaliesJohn Gibson (Cam Talbot backing up)MYERS AND TROCHECK COMING IN.
>>153676456All of our depth decided to not score this season as a joke. Also Hellebuyck had mid-season surgery which put him out for a month and left our small sensitive defence completely exposed.
>>153676555Myers already rejected that trade
>>153676456belgian
>>153676567Source?
>>153676571I'm Tyler Myers
>>153676573sup nigga
>>153676554Bro being eventually overwhelmed is not choking.
Around 40 minutes until the Jackies game
>>153676576Taking an evening marner
>>153676573Tyler, you were soft with gaybres. Soft with jest and soft with hongcouver.
>>153676597alright alright
>>153676571
>>153676597Where are you taking it to?
>>153676456goalies can't score
>>153676597thats a roy now im afraid
>>153675995I miss him so much. I've only grown to appreciate his performance more and more as I've gotten older
Narrator: They weren't, in fact, called that now.
Why isn’t bud reporting on the Myers trade?
mon habitants... it's nearly time
>>153676456I'm only now thinking why the fuck both USA and Canada picked these shitter tendies
>>153676453I bet Frankie's there. I saw him at Dooly's the other night
it's ogre for the fumes tonight
Go Bruins!
>>153676694The Flames are heating up
>>153676694Mack will record his first multikill game.
>>153676712Murder is against the rules
>>153676718the refs will be conveniently facing the other way
>>153676693the battle for fourth in the east. frankie wouldn't miss this one
>>153676453that was a shitty goal towle gave updumb american
10 minutes until the 20 minutes pre game ceremonies
/hoc/ needs to shake off the rust from the olympic break
>>153676738good, i'll have time to a buy a jersey
>>153676742just one?
>>153676739>laffs
Sorry, but I can’t support a team that has Corey Perry on it.
>>153676760i hear you, sis
Kent Johnson got engaged!
>>153676781>sisWhat are you, gay?
sis is shorthand for sissy retard
ermmm what the frick? gretzky wasn't allowed near canada?
>>153676760did bedard reveal what happened in the showers?
>>153676785I hear you sis
>>153676791that was reported false.
>>153676785me being a flames fan has nothing to do with it
/hoc/ is a boys only high school >:(
>>153676796Yeah, you sound like you suck dick for a living.
>>153676791he was busy sharting himself upstairs
>>153676807I don't do it for a living
>>153676784What's his name
>>153676815So you do it for free? Ok, janny.
>6'4>215lbs>9.25Mwtf is this nigga's build
>>153676824achievable natty?
>>153676824did some googling and just learned he's donovan mcnabb's newphew. he should've played in the CFL.
ah, I miss the games starting on time
>>153676840Gary's interns should learn from the olympics
Nhl24all fucking sucks. Sticking with onhockey
Our Jackies were there hottest team in the league before the break. Hopefully they didn't lose their momentum
>>153676847he'll probably tell the IOC to start all games at least 30 minutes late from now on
>>153676848newhook is back
Can't wait to watch Ken Daniels cope about Team Canada losing for the entire length of the broadcast despite no Wings on Team Canada and a gold medalist as their captain.
>>153676848Eho gets hurt again first Newhook or Dach
>>153676521He does have a good face for a villain. A maple western, perhaps
>>153676065there goes mcdavid's cup
>>153676524that's my boy
You will be watching Victoire vs Sirens, right /hoc/?
>>153676869he looks like he just had a run in with sam
>>153676869why is he jackin his clitty
gonna eat some ice cream and watch laffs vs kitties
>>153676869sir gay lol
>>153676869Looks like he's on his last day before retiring from the force
>>153676877wish I had some kolme kaveria
>>153676877what flavor
let's gooooooo team
and awayy we gooo
>>153676877What flavor?????
>>153676877yum! enjoy pekka
>>153676877what flavour?
>>153676885>>153676893vanilla with lil cookie bits in it
>>153676865shut up
Ron Poster best player in the NHL
>turn on the womens game to see if the pregame is any better>5 minute vignette about empowered female black artist>can't change the channel because I'm eating ribs>now she's dropping the puckI'm sorry gary i wont do that again
funnel pucks to that netit's really that simple
hockey on my tv
megan keller can get this /hoc/ cock that's for sure
>>153676890>that silver medal stare
>>153676916too old
why doesn't TSN have the score bug
Matthews getting a louder ovation in Florida than he will in Toronto
>>153676916what breed of dog was that? thick stream
*burp*
>b1lts
>>153676916me on the left
>>153676839he is making nine million dollars lol (iirc he actually was really good around the covid year when he signed that deal) and I highly doubt he would be an outstanding athlete by football standards, certainly the size is nothing special
>kwhabs
>>153676939>the Triad
>b2lts
>Montembum
nice turnover, danault you BUM
>ozempic ad on the boards
>>153676939I'm in that picture!
>blots
Streamfags are gonna love what comes next
>>153676939me on the left
>>153676962feels like home
HOWEVER
there are actual panthers in florida
>>153676962we unironically need a final solution for fat people. enough is enough.
marchand scarrrrrr>laffs
>>153676964we know kendall
my jackies :)
JACKIES SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Looks like the habs forgot how to play hockey over the break
>booins>blowins
BIG CATS!
>>153676930Jeet
>>153676395
>1affs
>pwhl game>montreal vs new york>new jersey devils logo at centre ice
>bombston
my kitties fucking suck :)
rroooowr
Didnt the laffs already lose last night
kitties scarrrrr again>laff2
>l2ffs
>>153677012Kind of ruins the joke when you blank out the word like that
SCAAARRRRRR
>"built like a fire hydrant this guy"
>>153676966>payfag acting like a tough guyPost BMI
For moi? It's Les Habitants
>>153677029it's a hotlink to my racist post newfag
>laff2
my cats!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
Are the laffs actively trying to tank?
The O Dog is going to be pissed during intermission.
wow very insensitive video bruinsreddit isn't gonna like that
>>153676977that's literally what the fat drugs are for.
>>153677043>It's the Return of the Kitties
>>153677048they don't have to try
>>153677057speaking of not trying it's almost flyers-rags time
>two retards fighting
dang the bolts are out there suckin dick
Stop laughing at my Leafs>/hoc/
>letting hackmussein scar on you Kwabenators
did Florida do a ceremony for Tkachuk?would be to comedy considering they have Bennett and Marchand
>>153677067I'm rooting for the >laffs so the kitties miss playoffs
How about a laffs edition for the next /hoc/ thread?
wtf are you doing tampa
>>153677077he was waving a flag when they did the veteran salute thing they do. so... yeah? I guess?
>>153677038That's not your post, that's not your webm, you saw it in the threads for the gold medal game, just like every other image in your memes folder, you stole it from someone else
>>153677093>>153677093>>153677093NEW
>>153677035Based
>>153676694BASED
>>153677091And the U.S. stole your sport :)
>>153673648What a dick.Wish he had answered: Well, your wife is doing her best to make me forget about those things. Seems we both have to live with a lot of disappointment.
>>153678555the US didnt steal their sport, Canadians gleefully replaced it with cricket and soccer. It's their natural way of life, just like them losing the Gold to America was a natural outcome.
