>Lap:#8353>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153683766>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Chuck got married Sand GP's may or may not get pulled off the calendar because the US decided to pull a funny and bomb Iran for realz this timegimi
edd
>>153699599Taking your girl out in a Ferrari after the mental damage they have been inflicting on you for years is some real stockholm syndrome shitIs there a cuck chair for Fred Vasseur at the hotel so he can watch the guy he's been fucking for so many years go with someone else??
ps3 will NEVER win a wdc
>every other team besides Haas and Caddy pull out of the Arab GPs>Bottas>Perez>Hulk>Bortwho do you want to take the wins?
>>153699609
>>153699662>Haas and Caddy>>Hulk >>Bort
>>153699662
What the hell is doing in MotoGP lol
>>153699599>Sand GP's may or may not get pulled off the calendar because the US decided to pull a funny and bomb Iran for realz this timeI need your highest rez "nothing ever happens"
good morning white people
>>153699794Good morning. But I am not white <3.
Turn the tv on it doesnt matter what channelFUCK
>>153699931WTFWTF!?!?!?!?!? (what channel)
>>153699931no no no NOT GRAND DESIGNS
WTF Iran just bombed Brackley
OH SHITHANNAHS FAT ARSE GOT NUKED
>>153699609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQn8E7vm9wc
>>153699796Are you yellow by any chance?
monitoring the situation
>>153699962I’m blue da be de da ba da
>>153699959
goedemorgen jongens
gimi
Sushi post.
Situation = Monitored
F1 is bad when you know nothing about it, incredible when you know somewhat about it, and terrible when you know too much about it. How do we solve this dilemma?
so what happens to bahrain GP now that its been reduced to rubble
I hope McLaren does super poorly, and that the merc engines as a whole are a major reliability issue.
>>153700089Sometimes I envy Jamaicanon
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>>153700118GET OUT THE CHALK!
>>153700089>and terrible when you know too much about itI sometimes I wish I could go back, but then I remember how dumb F1 fans are. Thinking modern F1 is the pinnacle of motorsports has to be the gradient.
>>153700148"F1 is the pinnacle of motorsports" is just a marketing slogan, like "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" of "israel is our greatest ally". the point is to repeat it so many times that people think thats what people think
WORLD WAR III
I have sent the IRGC coordinates to the bakhrain international circuit, losail international circuit and yas marina circuit, saying they are u.s. military bases and should be shahed'ed and/or fattah'd
Giada was cuter
>Ferrari builds a great car + others shit the bed + great Satan not so great>WW3Just gonna end myself
>>153700272doing gods work bro, add miami as well please
>>153700325The globohomos know that the great satan will be terrible at desert tracks, so they have started WW3 so F1 can only drive on SOVL tracks. Torgers evil machinations know no bounds.
>>1537003252027 will be our year just wait.
he fucking ddid it
>Australia cancelled due to the cars being stuck in transit due to naval shipping routes collapsing>china/japan cancelled due to the upcoming Taiwan war>bahrain/saudi arabia cancelled because of the ongoing middle east war>season starts two months late in Miami >Mercedes shows up with a perfect replica of the Ferrari inverted wingDoes anyone really believe that this is a coincidence?
Mick good or Mick bad?
>>153700454>season delayed until June preventing Mercedes from having any engine advantage
who else cheering for>cadilac>williams>ps3
>>153700454>mexico cancelled because zak brown gets captured and beheaded by the cartel
>>153700454you fucken idiot, australia isnt cancelled>However a planned two-day F1 tyre test in Bahrain has officially been cancelled.stop spreading disinformation
Any team's stuck in the Middle East?
>>153699931No way
>>153700487no but FIA officials stuck theremay allah strike them down
>>153700487>>153700487probably some jannies stuck in bahrain cleaning up
>>153700497Melbourne is going to be cancelled because MBS won't be able to present his medal to the winner.
>>153700484>t.
Apparently Patrick Mahomes, the NFL quarterback, has invested in Alpine according to this article:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8rz13gdx0oI would say that if you're going to invest in an F1 team it should probably only be one of the Big Four, since they stand the greatest chance of winning things:>McLaren>Mercedes>Ferrari>Red BullAlthough another possible good choice for investment would be>AudiBased on the fact that the VW Group has deep pockets (one of the two biggest car makers in the world, along with Toyota) and also VW has had relatively recent success in motorsport. Pic related.Investing in Alpine is surely just flushing your money down the shitter
>>153700522Alpine is a better investment than McLaren. Alpine will improve significantly this season while McLaren is in decline (which is why they sold the rest of the stock to the arabs since it's all downhill for the team from here)
>>153700505>MBS won't be able to present his medal to the winnerand nothing of value was lost
>>153700536I want to see more of MBS tugging and rugging landos soft sexy curls
>>153700531t. Emmanuel Macron
i hope that this will be like the hezbola guy and they do nothing, i dont want another war, but please cancel bareim and arabia saudi
>>153700531they guys that bought part of the team in 23 are looking to sell because they are already at a 2x, from what i heard
>>153700505what do they do with the medals? the teams keep the trophies, that i know, but the medals aswell?
>>153700456idk, ace wasnt working on my machine yesterday, couldnt watch it
>>153700522Ferrari is a blue chip for sure
>>153700522The Big Four aren't interested in your pennies.
>>153700606Medals are strictly for the drivers I believe, mostly because the team are trophy thieves.Most drivers just get a replica if they want the trophy.
>>153700624okare they made of good metals? like the olympics decades ago taht were of real gold? i guess not, th3e fia would rather spend that money in gay orgies for their top guys
>>153700522I thought he was part of an investment group that bought into Alpine a year or two back.The more recent news being Christian Horner's group was trying to buy out their stake (and they wanted to sell) but they couldn't sell yet as they needed to wait ~2 years and it'd only been 1.5?
>>153700636i don't know I haven't won one
>>153700641yet
>>153700641not with that attitude
>>153700666>>153700668maybe if i don't have to go back to s*zuka
>>153700711This is AI. Max doesn't bend his cap's peak.
>>153700716strangely, upside down max looks more human
MASHALLAH!!!!!!
i will forever be thankful to iran if this means arab gps will be erased from this years roster
>>153700487>team's
>>153700802They are flying the red flag
>>153700812red flag, purple cockring, whatever they do, just keep bombing the gulf please
>>153700822calm down ok
Just seen this…
>>153700856It should've been me............
>>153700856What does she actually do?
>>153700875Founds/invests in shell companies that do nothing but launder money
>>153700888
>>153700860Stop posting using a vpn, Federica
>>153700492I will not speak. if I speak I am in big trouble
>>153700896No, because it’s in Monaco it’s classy
>>153700896
>>153700856so she's just casually mooning everyone like that?
WHEN I WAS YOUNGI HAD NO SENSEI BOUGHT A FLUTEFOR 50 PENCETHE ONLY TUNETHAT I COULD PLAYWAS FUCK MERCEDES AND THE FIA
>>153700325>great Satan not so great? they're winning both championships
>https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/iran-pokrenuo-novi-val-napada/2766043.aspx?index_ref=naslovnica_vijesti_ostalo_d_0>Iran launches new wave of attacks. Abu Dhabi hitthis just keeps getting better.
>>153699599
>muh iran bombing and supreme leader slainYep... Anything to divert away from the Epstein files I suppose.Anyway, Edd is fat.
nothing ever happens
>>153701120
>>153700856It's certainly easier to pronounce.
>>153699599Bahrain will be KINO this year
>>153700856oOoooOOoOoHhh the feminist broads aren't gonna like that, a woman changing her surname to that of her husband's. BTW my IRL oneitis cried yesterday (on her IG post) when she found out about leclerc's wedding (picrel)
>>153700856>Alex an drama le NART
>>153700469jej
>>153701242That's a good thing, now you might have a chance
earthquakes are spooky as fuck man
>>153701120>>153701170Is the Ferrari wing actually faster or just more swag?
I didn't know Robbie Williams could sing like that. It was a nice Ozzy tribute.gimi
>>153701268you got one? being on a island i guess that the wave that comes after is more scaryhere i recall a few year ago that we had a small one, i was laying down on bed and i felt as if someone was moving my bed, i thought my sister was being funny, but she wasnt there so only then i realised it was an earthquake, but my family didnt even noticed, very small
>>153701283Is that the monkey movie guy?
To any Iranian military officials: all of America and Israel secret weapons are stored at the Lusail International Circuit and the Yas Marina Circuit
>>153701272can't really tell because the velocity is normalized, you can only visualize the wake that the ferrari rotating wing does for a split second (imho is a good thing because cars behind you have dirty air but its only for a split second tho).>>153701258I'm ugly, it's literally over
>>153701307Yeah
Edd status?
>no boots on the ground>retards: "WW3 ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING"
Free Practice 1 in: 4 days, 11 hours, 1 minutes, 37 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
>>153701749
nuke launch 1 in: 4 days, 8 hours, 24 minutes, 9 seconds
>>153701749Didn't it come home with Norris?
>>153701242>>153701343What ethnicity is she?
>>153701740if ww3 ever happens there wont be boots on the ground, in any country, for the rest of history
>>153701857i think they all agreed on not using the big onesand even if they did, you can use a big one without destroying the planet
>>153701882>i think they all agreed on not using the big onesFor now
>>153701882noone agreed with anything about anything, the only reason why iran wasnt turned into glass in the last 20 years by the us is because the nuclear fallout would directly impact israel
>>153701852Chinese-flip, mostly chinese.
>mtv simtek ford
biz idea:tel aviv nuclear crater (in the year AD2031 knownn as the temple of eternal remembrance) grand prix
>>153701857That's only an issue for northern hemisphere cucks.
>>153702068i want you to think, for just 10 seconds, on what will happen in a world where only africans are alive
>>153702086turk+arab chads rule the world like they used to?
>>153702086?? In the scenario we were talking about Europe would've been nuked.
>>153702100theyd be nuked just like everyone else>>153702103the scenario we are talking about has ww3 happen, which means that everything and everyone is getting nuked. I dont understand why youd think only europe would get nuked and not the us, russia, china, india, pakistan, arabia, etc plus all other nations with us military bases on them or potential adversaries of whatever nation that has nukes. And even if, even if only the us is throwing only one nuke and no more, then iran is getting nuked. Cause why the fuck would you nuke europe? Anything that hurts switzerland makes you a hostis humani generis since everyone secret bank accounts are there
>>153701894IT'S TIME
>>153702143>he thinks roaches die to nukes
>>153702143The joke was that Europe is filled with Africans, anon.
>>153702179good joke, have a (you)
>>153701968She should marry a white man
el plan
It's sort of funny how nervous yuros get when a couple of missiles start flying. Like could you be any bigger pussies?
>>153701592missing, presumed edd
>>153702807Measured at 3 points, so that's 6 possible upgrades this year alone if you sandbag hard / are shit enough with those upgrades
>>153702887i hope some anti ship missiles head US ships way. imagine the shitshtorm if 2000+ died for israel
>>153702165i had an half an hour argument with my physics prof back in high school about that>no anon, roaches wont die to nukes, theyll just adapt and all that>yes, to radiation. Im talking about throwing so many nukes at them until every roach is atomically erased from existance, turn all of turkey to glass>anon, go to the principals office>>153702179would be more accurate to say its arabs
>>153702965>u.s. carrier sent to the sea floor>tel aviv flattened>no arab races for the foreseeable futurethis is not too much to ask
>>153701749>2:30 AM bruh...
>>153701235>3h >he still hasn't postedit's overAnyway she needs to stomp my testes
>>153702965The US is doing what Israel wants currently, they won't need to bomb one of their ships.
>>153702715I agree
>>153702715>Marry a 2x4 with a bitch face that likely nags at you
>>153703030they still should
>>153703058You are gay if you wouldn't
>>153701968>>153703115those are some very ayyyylmao hands.
Hapas are the future
why marry some asian harpy when you can marry a mexican/lebanese/italian/french mix that will make your intensely unhappy?
>>153703127she's just skinny as hell.
>>153703159>snake jewelleryleclerc bros...
>>153703159She abuses her husband
>>1537031751000 cock stare too
leo leclerc, the dognot to be confused withleo leclerc, the future son of charles and alexandra leclerc
>>153703200I confuse him wit Edd Leclerc
do you think they've had sex yet?
leclerc is fried and he has no ideathis is the day he will look back at as the single worst day of his life
>>153703281isnt she preggo?
>>153703351these rumors were going around since the summer
>>153703296That's unlikely, he races for Ferrari
My boy Chuck has finally run out of time yet he needs more of it e finita
is this thread full of unterhunden?
>>153703395okay joke, but in all seriousness, the ferrari shit is peanuts compared to marrying a witch
>>153703437We are all unterhunden und der sandsäcke during pre season.
>>153701235TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA>>153703025thanks for caring eestibro
>>153703180>She abuses her husbandno one abuses Leclerc>except ferrari
Didn't Charlotte say Charles abused her?
>>153703351>>153703368>Engaged -> Married in a few monthsReally makes you think.
>>153701235sophia starts to look like an oldnescort and im okay with that
>>153703616called him a controlling pervert i believe
didn't charlotte get fat
>yes you must wear the helmet nothing else
>>153703719her bum was always fat
>>153703616>>153703677Is she the one that blew up in size? Maybe told her to put down the fork.
>>153703115Oh I would, but not to marry
mick nooooooooooo
WELL DONE MICK
>>153703829and she should drop it on me
>>153703974chuck asked her that one time and >>153703677 happened
Imagine if asston shartin does what man united did and gets rid of their medshitter and instantly becomes world class
Poor mick
Imagine if there were a female F1 driver
>>153704003I can live with the allegations
>>153702887Every time your masters order strikes we get another wave of "refugees".
Bahrain is okay but other arab tracks can go.
>>153704080She would have a corner named after her within 2 years
>>153704214RIP
>>153703642Isnt that normal? I dont even know what is the point of being engaged for long time
>in another timeline Lisboa is renamed Sophia and the F3 championship trophy is the Sophia Floersch Memorial Trophy
>>153704234You are basically married so it is testing period. Minimum should be year or two.
>>153704270Sounds absolutely retarded to me
>>153704292Well, you are gay. You are not allowed that.
>>153704270You shouldn't even live together before being married, you fornicating whoremonger!
>>1537043501 I am not 2 gay marriage is legal
>>153704234It used to be, but couples just live together pre-marriage these days anyway so it doesn't make a big difference to wait a little longer
>>153704234it's like being pozzed but you haven't developed AIDS yet
>>153704587gay marriage doesn't exist
americans are dying for israel and you are busy talking about frivolous things such as car racing this is why we cant have nice things
>>153704789Not my fault they don't have their priorities in order
>>153704257In another timeline Sophia Floersch is married to the anon who posts underneath this post, dresses in tradwife sundresses, and has given him a big brood of kids
time for divorce
>>153704672factually wrong
>>153704789>americans are dyinggood
less than a weekit's happening
>>153705245!!
reminder that stroll is the only driver who has laid his hands on someone in anger in modern f1
Can anyone confirm that Alba is safe?
>>153705497RussellVerstappen
By "modern f1" he means "since dts started".
>>153705497define modern
>>153704080Some women in the past drove an F1 car, but the only one scoring a point (well, half) was Lella Lombardi at the Spanish GP in 1975
>>153705500sources tell me that she is stable
>>153705497Not true Hamilton also laid his hands on Sutil
>>153705546>>153705564amx loses ora points for not clocking him in the jaw then throwing his helmet at his nuts
>>153705564>pozzedstappen getting mad at someone else for ruining his race
bonk
reminder that pozzedstappen single-hendedly cost vettel something like 4 WDCs
>>153705497He is chad like this
>>153701242Neekeri will die alone like his dog or after being victim by a mysterious monkeypox outbreak coming from a gay pub
>>153701242can someone translate this from zoomerbabble to english
>>153705598Should have pulled a real chad move, and thrown his helmet at him.
>>153705676literally every single slang in that post comes from millenials
>>153705676Modern strong women don't like changing their name when they get married and might be mad about her doing it. Some chink he's obsessed with cried about Leclerc getting married because she has the hots for him
What happened in the 2011 Bahrain Grand Prix?
>>153705720Now let's see what happens when someone tries to do that to him
>>153705720ynr when that sprintkar kid tried that and got rekt
>>153705765I imagine max is smart enough to not stand in front of a moving vehicle.
>>153705780He didn't want that Smoke
>>153705720Tony still has one of my favorite post race angry interviews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys08L0P7kmI
Shartikeyan 2.0 incoming.
>>153705757gay sex
>>153705720still amazed he got a free kill
>>153705876I wonder why the canadian saar never talks about him
>>153705876hope this cunt bins it every race and is replaced by yuki by mid season
>>153705720it would be months of karens being outraged because that helmet could have bouncedd off and killed 5 people and it would be multi race ban for everyone involved
>>153706014Max and ocon happened before drive to survive premiered, so while there would have been some crying it wouldn't be nearly as bad as if it happened now.
>>153705876>swedish father>indian mother, and looks it>br*tish nationality>indian flag waving cuntbr*ts explain yourselves
>>153705876Mixed people always focus on the lowest quality part of their composition for some reason.
>>153705876good to finally have a real aryan back on the grid
>>153706060he would be mocked even harder for trying to claim he is nordic
>>153706082You also don't get as much free shit for being white, I guess.
>>153705932I only have a beef with afro-semites
>>153706100his face is uncanny, it's like a drag queen with only half the makeup on
>>153706082He already races under a British license. Might as well wave a swedish flag too.
>>153706100Avrid you're breaking the car
>>153706107and clearly a beef with reading comprehensionI meant how come you never seem to support him, it'd be much less annoying than constantly spamming made up bullshit and the same 10 sentences about alonso/meds
>>153706118
>>153706177hide your kids
>>153706177are swedish genes this weak?
>>153706060it happens all the time>>153706100truth, tokenism is their pass to this shit
>>153706060fuck, i dont remember who was it about, but i recall reading on x about someopne in the us, white mother something else father, father not in the picture, raised by his/her white mother in a white ambient and still choose the non whitei guess that the are plenty factors, first racial, no explanation needed, second cultural, now its much better to not be white and no third
>>153706307whatever random person or celebrity, alicia keys is first in queue
>>153706307As a kid it’s smart to play the minority card if you can. While in reality being white is the best, on paper it’s helps with school applications and certain jobs
>>153706202Leo needs a bath.
>>153706341maybe, i wouldnt know, but yeah thats as valid as any other, its a rather common occurrence
>>153705876i already like him even less, and i didn't like him before either
>>153706496cor
>>153706543You should date that bitch who has Taco I bet she really wants you
>>153706583why the misogynistic language
>>153706583she could never love someone whose bank account doesn't have at least 10 million
>>153705876need F1 version of this pasta >>153706126
>>153706060>>153706307I think its simple.Be brown, can't claim to be white -> emphasize being brown.The mutts aren't stupid, they can sense they will never be accepted as white.Which is a good thing.I wouldn't take any mystery meat "Finn" seriously if they tried to pass off as Finnish.Browns have somewhat similar attitudes (see light skins) but they aren't as stringent.
>>153703719>>153703895Pictures?
>>153706625wrong, see >>153706583>>153706613on your knees dog
>>153706683you just replied to your previous post, it doesn't work like that...
>>153706632Hello my buddies,I am very happy today. Very big happy. I move to Whittlebury, England only some months before, many of my family already here and today I learning something very amazing Formula One racing is coming to Silverstone today!Before coming England I am not knowing much about Formula One. Only see cars going Arab town on TV sometimes. But here in England people talking, engines loud, everybody excited, and now I also feeling this excitement inside chest.These cars go so fast. So much bravery driver need. I am watching qualifying and thinking, one day maybe India also have Formula One driver? Why not? Dream must start somewhere. Maybe young boy in Mumbai watching today same like me.My favorite driver now is Lewis Hamilton. Very strong racer. Very confident. I like his energy. My cousin, Raj Patel Patel Ramaswammy Patel, has been Lewis Hamilton fan for 2 years. He said anyone race him unfairly today, he will shit in their pit. Raj is crazy. He'll do it much enthusiasm.I owning three gas stations and one hotel in Northampton area. Business is blessing. Many Formula One fans stopping already for fuel and snacks. Racing bringing people together.Next year for Silverstone race, if anybody coming and needing place stay, I giving special offer. 3% discount at my hotel and also free Mountain Dew from our family gas stores. Racing weekend must have good drink!Today I go watch race and maybe buy Formula One hat? I feel like small child again.Maybe someday, first Indian Formula One driver?Thank you my friends.Drivers, proceed to start your engines!My best,Vikramjeet "Vik" Balasubramaniam Patel Rajaswam Patel
Any team equipment stuck in Bahrain?
>>153703895they broke up before she put on that weight, it was posted here that they had a discussion in publicin defense of charles, i would rather be with an uglier female than with one that screams all the time, did she scream hard enough to make her current wife worth it? idk, that would be a lot of screaming
some of the records kwablonso will break this year:>lowest-ever wcc finish for a poowey-designed car (11th, previous record: 5th in 2005 and 2007)>lowest-ever wcc finish for a honda-powered team (11th, previous record: 9th in 2017 (note: also with kwablonso))
>>153706798how about shut the fuck up
>>153706408in acid
>>153706817the drug or the fluid that, depending on the purity, burns your skin?
>>153706702I told you the recipe for your happiness. Don't come crying later when you realise what youve lost.
>>153706831acid doesnt have to be fluid
>>153706831as long as he drowns
>>153706831acids aren't necessarily fluids. although it would be difficult to bathe in solid acideesti beat me to the pedantry
>>153706862nerd
>>153706870nerd
what if the racing is actually goodwill you be mad?
>>153706863drowning doesn't require acid
>>153706890I will be mad no matter what
>>153706890a big if, and it would be still a perversion of the "sport"
>>153706902then we drown you in something else...
>>153706902nerd
https://youtu.be/sLTxNkhLlYUits a shame because you can foresee oscar and landos relationship going to shit in a few years in a way that they never speak to each other again
>>153706965Just like thou and your liver
>>153706989
>>153706921i disagree, i think fundementally the idea is the same, ie try to go around a trace somewhat quick using a pre specified set of regs. its never been a serious sport anyway and always won by cheaters or p2w. i think anyone pretending like the fundementals change somehow from the best teams and the best drivers doing best is coping.
>>153706890>the racing is good>however, mclaren have a merc 2014 lvl of advantage on the rest of the gridwhat would you choose?
>>153706965meh, if we were to believe what the other anon said, charles and carlos are in great tearms with eachother, its true that the most for what they fought for were podiums, not championships, but still, i see no reason why their relation would break, neither of them have an hypercompetitive mentality>>153707013>try to go around a trace somewhat quick using a pre specified set of regsthis is the same in all of motorsport
>>153707048>i see no reason why their relation would breakproximity while under the expectation to outperform the otherits corrosive
>>153707048yeh and whoever gets the regs right gets to be the best. its always been about who guesses best and then who copies the best solution the best.
oh wow, medshitters are malding
>>153699662HulkenSURGE
>>153706872>>153706881med
GO BACK TO SKIING SCHUKWABCHER
>>153707292as for medication, mediterranean or medium/average?
>>153707314Even Grosjean and Son of Eric placed top 10. Shit, even Hauger as a rookie placed top 10
>>153706839
>>153707324you know
>ferrari finally builds car to win the championship >nukes fly before abu dhabi Kimi shall not be dethroned
>coleslaw was goodferrari i am once again requesting trackside hospitality management
>>153707456>Kimi shall not be dethronedKimi Räikkönen pyynöstä?
Not feeling hopeful for Cadillac this season lads
>>153707558no worries, they won't come last. that's Aston's place.
>>153707558Their ambitions are limitless, bro
>AusGP could be cancelled because of the Iran warfuck drumpf
>>153707456>>153707587abduls have absolutely mindbroken pozfags
>>153707587Huh ? Why ? I get it if its on Middle east
nothing ever happensbut IF something were to happen that just means less races that merclaren can cheat at
RED FLAGRED FLAG
>>153707558Theyre a new team, them scoring points is already cause for them to bring out the champagne
>>153707587time for AnusGP
>>153707730NO MUHAMMAD THAT IS SO NOT RAIGHT
Wait a minute. We already had world war 3 a year ago and Iran started it
>>153705876More like Limp bladder
>>153707816yeah, everybody diedwe're in the post-apocalypse simulation
>>153707587????
>>153707587>Emirates GP cancelledshieeeeeeeeeeet...
>Starts the season on a WF1 teams will regret not picking him up... AGAIN.
>>153708024really disrespectful for him to win with everything going on. cant he read the room?
>>153708024McLaughlin choked from pole? Poor lad should have stayed in supercars
>>153708059Palou's car is cheated up in some way. Every other driver was within 1-2 seconds of each other but Palou was almost 15 seconds ahead. People are assuming there's something with the hybrid that Ganassi are using to make the car quicker.
>>153708167this is not normally..check himengine..
>>153708167>Palou was almost 15 seconds ahead.in the second stint erickson was p2 and was geoing very slowly, he delayed the rest of the pack, the real gap would have been something like 7-9 sec, and in the last stint p2 kirkwood was light on fuel and had to lift
>>153708024i still think that redbull should have given him a chance last season after indy was overvillenueve also thinks that he should have gone to racing bulls
>stop checking F1 and /f1/ for a couple of days >have a look at it again>leclerc marries a whore>ferrari nerfed by FIA (again)>FIA rigs it for merc powered cars (again)yeah, I am out of this "sport"death to mcl*ren, mer*edes and hamil*onPenelope Kvyat's fucked cunny.
>generated so much ai porn my room is a saunaf1s for this feel?
>>153708492ralf schumacher is gay too
>>153708492maybe share some with us?
>>153708601look at the flag and consider what youre requesting
>>153708407>ferrari nerfed by FIA (again)>FIA rigs it for merc powered cars (again)why do you say this? did I miss something?
>>153708637I looked and I considered. now what?
Quick rundown on F1 fangirls and me pretending to care about F1 (which is worse in every way than the WRC and sportscar racing)?https://youtu.be/Xud6NkE8p88What fake opinions do I need to have?
>>153702965Well 3 already died for Israel
is it worth going to the race to try and pull influencer pussy? the place will be flooded with instagram whores
>>153708874wear aston merch and be visibly sad so they'll comfort you by riding your cocc
>>153708914>that picRevenge for
>>153708914They'll just think you're a janitor. Wouldn't recommend.
>>153708940>his facethe bitch has been torturing his balls for ages
>>153708680thats not a spurdoits indo ...
>>153709300NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this can't be... how could I be tricked like this
>>153709337requesting what he produced is a crime but forget that it makes janny sad and thats bad :(
>>153707456It's in their blood.
holy shitITS MOTHERFUCKING RACE WEEK YOU CUNTS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153709574Is it though?WW3 is kinda kicking off
>>153709624world can burn as long as i get my vrooms
How will Ferrari fuck it up?
https://7news.com.au/sport/motorsport/formula-one-bosses-closely-monitoring-middle-east-situation-ahead-of-australian-grand-prix-c-21792566.amp
>>153709677already posted, nerd
>>153709685not the picture and you are my image washif i ave them from elsewhere my chronological system gets fucked up but if i dunk it in the unwashed /sp/ retard bucket my system is preservedthanks for playingit was f1 related
>>153709751from how to bake cookies
Have any Dubai porta potties been hit as collateral damage?
Reminder that the Saudi GP happened while missiles were exploding mere miles from the track. Nothing ever happens.
saudi gp will take place but bahrain is 100% not happening this year
Bahrain is 100% happening this year
>>153709846There might be an uprising in Bahrain
jealousy will destroy mclel this year
>>153709855And the GP will still be run.
i miss her
>>153709846this isn't ww3 but it will likely last a couple weeks at least. they're not going to wait around until the week of the race to make a decision so they'll play it safe and cancel it in the next week or two
i always wonder if tweets speak to methe f1 related ones by hard r hass with ollie of course
>kwablonso's team will finish last
i can't stop farting
>medshitters' only hope for kwablonso's team not to finish last is that ww3 will start because some random abdul got btfo after talking too much shitso fucking absolutely grim
So... What GP's are in danger of being cancelled?Just Bahrain?The big sand gp's with defs go ahead, right?
>>153709970Bahrain, Saudi, Qatar and Apoo Dapi
>>153709974Feel like the sand arabs have far too much money invested into the big sand gp's to have it be cancelled
>>153709970watch them magically "reschedule" the Bahrain and Saudi GPs to December
>>153709970if MWL is real the the less grand prix we have the better. if CWY happens then it will have to be rescheduled to maximize the wins
we can make it 4 more dayswe can do itits race week.
>>153709970Their over a month away, by then Trump will have gotten bored of Iran and already started bombing some guy he hates in South America or Africa.
just realized its sunday and i missed burger1
>>153709993I hope all of this somehow leads to Melbourne getting nuked before then.
>>153710018Hauger shat on Migg
>>153710021WE'RE SAFE MATEWE'RE AMERICAS BITCHAND CHINA AIN"T DOING SHITITS OK OK OK!!!
>>153710021Dont threaten aussies with a good time.
my strip loins are about to enter day 3 in the fridge theyre so dry and cutef1 related because i put more thought into my beef than aston did into their shitpile that cant even go full throttle
>>153710093ill strip u... :3
>>153699599HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153710100its sir loin to you cunt.
>>153709970If its cancelled we get a month without F1
The proper way to say Bahrain is to sound like you're a Camel coughing up a big loogie
>shat
Bahrain and Saudi Arabia being cancelled means two less races for Mercedes to cheat at
Lawrence Stroll is going to pay Iran to strike Melbourne with a missile depending on the results of FP1
diddy diddy alonso chud diddy diddy sophia foid
>>153710143I'm okay with this
>>153710136
>>153710156hows he holding it like that? must have strong grip, looks like its floating
>>153710161its like an pound at most dude
>>153710174GOD IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT THE NINJA BEING INVISIBLE YOU NOUNCE
why shouldn't the ausgyp get cancelledit's what australia deserves
>>153710176retard
>>153710179fuck you nigger!!!
jav anon will be back for slurp gp threadstrust the plan
>>153699599>>153699599THERE IS A CHANCE FOR A FUJI GP WHEN THEY CANCEL SAUDI ARABIA BAHRAIN, RIGHT?
>>153710186thats just rude.
>>153710207>whatsappgimme that #...
>>153710209you can reach out via e-mail, he loves those
>>153710207i didnt mean it, im sorry. it was a tourettic outburst
>>153710252why are we speaking for me?
>>153710427he would still be in F1 if he came out of the closet
>>153710436>Scooby Doohanreehehehehe
>>153710300im your new PR manager, we gonna re-invent your public image here
only one man can save aston martin
>>153710456oh ok. i dont remember asking for pr or a lawyerwhat are you offering?
>>153710436all me
>>153710207rude but not incorrect?
>>153710475Why do yacht people always take off their shoes? It's a fucking deck. You're going to scrub it either way. Get over it.
>>153710472rude, incorrect, rebarbative, disgusting etc.
>>153710466im offering you a ticket to celebrity statusbut you gotta work hard for itare you ready to work hard? are you ready for sleepless nights? are you ready for international flights? are you ready for having so much fucken money you can't even count it all till the day you die?
>>153710483makes it easier to give and receive footjobs
>>153710487are you ready for sleepless nights?already here are you ready for international flights? no i need to be at work at 9are you ready for having so much fucken money you can't even count it all till the day you die?no that would get in the way of doing my job
>>153709970Just about every GP that makes shipping equipment across Middle Asia airborne next to impossible without being MH17'd is getting canned or rescheduled. DHL's main hub over there is located in the Bahrain International Airport.
>>153710486we're being dramatic this morning
>>153710505what is your job exactly, eating butts? are you a butt-eater?!
>>153710517its 11:25pm cunt
>>153710483Most of them are chartered and they don't want to damage the deck
can any veteran lego fans itt(because I know half of you bought the mclaren lego set) justify the price of this set? and didn't the millennium falcon cost around $700?
>>153710517You just know.
>>153710550SIX FUCKING FIFTY?!?!?!FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT SHIT!
>>153710552https://youtu.be/7Pdiy0nniX4
https://youtu.be/RYh759w2kQ8
When does it become Alonso's fault that all of his teams sucks except for that brief period where he was gifted a wdc against MSC
https://youtu.be/Vn5uuR9Q0hE>but the post contains a relation to f1 so yeahmy compression ratio is legal.
Can they race at Fuji if Bahrain is cancelled?
>>153710599Aston went to shit the moment he replaced Vettel
Gimi
>>153710550pretty sure you jus tlook at the raw lego brick count and do them mathin those numbers its usually worth it bar the unique pieces
https://youtu.be/ihwzG5-W8tE
xir are you gonna post anything F1 related this evening
>>153710708its race WEEK not race DAYyou DONK!
>>153710714are you retarded
>>153710725mean, off topic....ripe for a beating
>>153710744stop posting music in non-music thread you idiot
>>153710765i simply post reflections from seasons past in pictorial formguards this woman has lost her composure
>>153710777you wildly overestimate your role here and you should stop being delusional
>>153710791you of all people?i do however run f1 all of you are the gay people in my head
When I wake up some serious shit better have happened in the world.
>Middle East races called offWhat tracks replace them? Need ~2 tracks that will be ready to go with one month's notice.4 tracks if shit really lingers.
>>153710840>more US street tracks
>>153710840MORE SPRINTS!!!!TO MAKE UP THE POINTS LOSS!!
>>153710840the bendsymmons plainssmpwanneroo
>>153710840realistically algarve and autodromo enzo e dino ferrari. would love to see mugello again though
Timo Cock
>>153710840>Realistic picksImolaHockenheimPortimaoPaul Ricard (I hate that track but I'm interested if the new regs will finally make it interesting)>Dream PicksSepangFujiMagny-CoursNurburgring
>>153710905>paul retardI don't think Chuck could handle it coming back
>>153710905>Magny-Coursnobody who ever watchd a Grand Prix there wishes for this place to return
>F1 tracks cancelled>Max just goes to gt3 or someshitworks for maxlol
>>153709871how can you possibly miss a target that large
>>153710840watkins glenlong beachlaguna secaroad america
>>153711010>ice kidnapping location>ice kidnapping location>ice kidnapping location>ice kidnapping locationhmmm nyo
Jorges gf gof her appendix removed the other day
kwabps3
>>153711010i would love to see watkins glen grand prix but they gonna have to do some work on it, its not up to code
>2026 but it's like the 2020 where the FIA and FOM have to scramble and find replacment for all the arab money tracks and we end up going back to mugello which produces a great race but F1 will never go back to it in the years to come becauae, because
>>153711048he shidded
>no VROOM VROOM between March 29th and May 1stThx USA
>Ferrari getting their shit together>WW3lmao
monaco should be nuked first
>supreme leader of Iran dies>Adrian Newey designs a car that gets zero podiumsWelcome back 1989!
>>153711010>laguna secamy least favourite track in GT7
>>153711129What about laguna mojada
Would F1 cars take the corkscrew seeing as they're like 10m long?
>>153711210indycars race there so its probably gonna be fine
>>153710840>Imola>Portimao>Nurburgring>Istanbul Park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KWkzwo0x74&pp=0gcJCb4KAYcqIYzvit happened again.
>>153710905Nurburgring(GP circuit) feels like a realistic pick. It was one of the tracks they got back for the coof season after all.
>Hülkenberg driving his new Audi over the Pagani
>>153711245That's what happens when your father turns into a vegetable and your gay uncle steps up to raise you.Sad.
>>153711312>goddam we make people pay for this shit!?
now that r. schumacher is a homosexual he MUST be investigated for his actions around mick and david when they were growing up. if they hint that were wronged he MUST be executedALL gays are paedophiles, even those who don the rainbow later in life.
>>153711322if David suffered at all it was because of his motherhe actually married Vivien recently and his mother wasn't even at the wedding
>>153711245Migg always sucks during his 1st season, then wins the title the next year
I don't remember a season in over two decades I was less excited for than this 2026 one
>>153710430Japanese guys keep their assholes super clean and then they expect me not to rape. Make it make sense.
>>1537114192022 F1 WDC Mick Schumacher
>>153711433I remember that happening
>>153711427O___O
>>153711427
>>153711467>>153711467>>153711467
baking
>>153711423Last season i couldnt have been more excited, some nips ruined it for me, i couldnt care less, i wont wake up early for the race, and maybe i wont even watch it
>>153711469
>>153712590byee~!
