>Lap:#8356>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153718576 >/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24 (this is the year I promise, I am gay if he doesn't win)>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:VER: 69420GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-cheatcedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-cheatcedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0Redbull-Ford: 0>2026 WEC Standings:Vax Merstappen: 0Nando Lorris: -1Hewis Loliton: Kim K's bodycountAlonso: 2 (as in GP2 Engine part 2)>News:Honda's problem is caused by vibrations induced on le battery (they have lance stroll's vibrator on the monocoque).F1's races in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia are at risk of being postponed due to the trouble in the Middle East.
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>Even the stock market favors russellOwari da...
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>>153726707already discussed >>153713358
shant be posting in a flip OP with a video game pic. Fuck you.
Been a while since a flip bakeSHAN'T
>>153726724Yet you just posted in it. Curious
Can I still support ferrari if I'm not italian
Da Cadillac Racing :)
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So yeah, like I was saying... Max invited Lando to his penthouse he rented temporarily. Lando arrives and Max greets him in, initially they have a friendly conversation about the Austrian GP and how Oscar is a huge faggot. Max suddenly opens up about his personal life to which Lando was enthralled by. They started looking at pictures of Max in the past via his smartphone containing old images, and Max then swipes to one that he forgot he had on his phone. It was him in a speedo during his vacation in Nice, France. Lando got horny just by looking at the pic, and Max noticed the erection he had, he then teases Lando about his boner. Lando opens up to Max telling him that he's so lonely and that he always had feeling for him and that he just didn't know how to express them. Fast forward, the two have gay sex in the den of the penthouse. Unbeknownst to the both of them, Edd was in the neighboring building filming everything that went on in Max's penthouse.The following day, Edd writes an article about the two having gay sex and it catches the attention of Max who denied everything Edd wrote even going as far as threating to sue him for defamation. But this goes in vain as Edd posts a video recording of Max and Lando going at it. Lando denies this and says that "the fat fuck used generative AI to make that video". But the damage was already done. Kelly divorces Max and takes full custody of the kids. Lando loses his dignity, but let's be real he never even had any to begin with.
>>153726761Yes, but why would you do that to yourself?>>153726769Oh good, make the races even more confusing and difficult to follow.
>2025 vs 2026
>>153726813somehow he looks less gay
thoughts on bookie odds for WDC?
>>153726824he looks pretty much the sameyou must have a very finely tuned gaydar
>>153726839i think its the haircut
Call me crazy but I don't want it to rain this year in MelbourneI want the shitshow that are the new regs exposed for what they are and I don't want anyone blaming it on the rain
>>153726838>jorjpeople really think that narg would just job and let him win?
>>153726865george is the best driver together with charles after max, if kimi somehow manages to compete we will be in for another silver arrows war in a year or two
>>153726813>this thing is a champion now
Sainz thinks Melbourne will be a shitshow due to the new rules.
>>153726932Fug, forgot the image
>>153726932Every "race" will be trash with these regs
>>153726932I hope it is, I love cluster fuck races
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDSSakQ7eQoLando drifting with a Volvo
>>153726960no volvo in thumbnail, not watching
>>153726813what happened to his aura
>>153726937>>153726935>>153726932Every race will be trash because it will be the year of Cheatcedes
>>153726989Sainz has a cheatcedes engine and he doesn't sound excited. You can have all the acceleration you want, if you can't regenerate enough energy you'll still be fucked.
>>153726989looking forward to fake gimi and fake human complaining that their tires don't last.
Aston Martin KWABOTY confirmed?
>>153726999hes on the cuckstromer team
>Sky Sports confirms that Danica Patrick will not be part of its coverage plans for this season.your reaction?
>>153727028Best part of the season
>>153726989i can only hope that overtaking will be pretty much impossible and ferraris turbo trick will shoot them towards 1st place, giving chuck the wdc
>>153726989I refuse to believe this is real
>>153727028i'm glad it's over.
I angered an angel today ... There might be no forgiveness
>>153726774Edd would never ever do anything so vile
>>153727028I'll miss her, I liked to watch Rosberg and Jenson constantly explaining why she's wrong.
Ratshit and Skank: Mike Krack in Time
>>153727028Honestly good riddance to that cunt.
>>153727072Now just get rid of Brundle, Villeneuve, Schiff, Collins, and Chandhok
>>153727028https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769529238884136.mp4
>>153727084Martin is 100% likely to leave this year if this season proves as grim as it's currently being forecasted.Also he's just too old now, I doubt he wants to end up like Murray.
>>153727072fag
aazuk
>>153727104Sneed und seethe.
>>153727106fag for watching sk* at all
>>153726774Max would never ever do anything so vile
>>153727028She knew too much.
>>153726696good evening
>>153726982>auraHe never had one to lose
>>153727213>that paid whore in background lmao
>>153727072>Danica out Sky is confirmed to be run by reptilians
Jensen butthole
>>153727213>the way he runs his hands through the man's hair that's carrying himYea... Lando's as fruity as a $20 smoothie
what did goblino mean by this
>>153727283I almost feel bad for Chandhok because compared to half the other guys he works with he seems knowledgeable enoughBut an Indian accent is just horrible for commentary
>>153727361It feels like drivers have a special edition helmet design every race now so what's the point of having a main one anymore
>>153727234>>153727213
>handsis sainz like 50 years old or something?
>>153727377He's just a hairy guy
>>153727359>Indian accentHe's been turning up the 'gay lisp' in his speech. I don't remember detecting it at all in previous years.Only commentator on official formula1 payroll I like to listen to is this nerd nigga right here.
>>153727028She's been silenced by the lizard people
>>153727402i really enjoy hearing his educated black man voice when he starts explaining technical stuff
>>153727396for you
>>153727361And Lance Stroll who also has a helmet
>>153727402>gay lispand despite that he somehow still has a wife
>>153727489not a big fan of those flowers tbqh
>>153727489looksmatch
>>153727489no matter of nationality, jewish women love males with darker skin
>>153727361missing top of the image with stroll's helmet
still thinking about her
