hocvious - >>153729695
Go Canucks Go!
Was just about to ask if the cuckies could pull off the upset
this was supposed to be a Flames thread
>>153733375Sennecke>Schaefer
#LetsGoOilers
happy for my canesies but I think I'm just gonna trust them to hold the lead this time I'm going to bed
Switching goalies was NOT the answer.
blackcocks apparently traded everyone close to bedard and so his mcdavidesque torture begins
>>153733449gary is just trying to heat up his rivalries
>>153733449they should trade him to the sharks in exchange for some of those cool mcdonald's sticks
REFFIE DOWN
>>153733449>Trade away everyone close to him>He eventually gets close to different people>Trade them away tooPunished Bedard, a man denied his teammates.
>>153733449
>>153733408shutup BITCH
>>153733427Do you want us to wake you up if it gets close?
>>153733480It’s always a close game when the Canucks are involved.
canes -2.5 at plus odds was free money wish i bet harder on it
What are these krakkies doing??It's Hofer in net. Comon ya fuckers
Half of the NHL mascots make no fucking sense. Kraken's mascot is a troll, Red Wings mascot is an octopus, Golden Knights mascot is some reptile thing.
granny told me sports betting is lucifer's favourite hobby
BREAKING: The Wave is happening in Vancouver.
>>153733480no thank youI'm gonna be snuggled up in bed beneath my Pokemon 2000 (the movie) bedsheets with my 30-year-old beanie baby (no word of this is a lie)
bedard is going to become a shut-in who lives off uber eats and ramen and spends his days making tiktok edits of players who have teammates.
>>153733424Based
>>153733509
>>153733510Because mascots don't matter. Hell look at gritty or the phanatic or blooper...it's just some dumbass cartoon character to entertain children. It can literally be a blob
he's a gila monster ya dumb stinky tard
vegas made the call canes should be up by 4 right now
>>153733510the octopus is from some dude buying an octopus at the Detroit fish market and throwing it in the rinkThey its because he wanted the 8 legs to represent the 8 games for the Stanley cup, but deep down i feel it was just some dude who thought it would be funny to throw a dead octopus on the ice.
what should the rangers mascot be
>>153733573A cowboy desu
>>153733573an investment banker who takes off work every yom kippur
>>153733427Wake up it might get exciting.
>>153733573a rat
>>153733573Absent
>>153733471is that how many fingers he shoved down bedard's bussy?
>>153733471I just want the Blackhawks to be good again, these trades never seem to lead to anything but making the team less fun to watch.
>>153733573
>>153733573gary
>>153733573A bunny girl
>Mammoth bolster blueline, acquire MacKenzie Weegar from Flames>bolsterMore proof that (j)e(w)sPEEn knows nothing about hockey.
once a Flame always a Flame
>>153733610Chicago and Pittsburgh both need to be shit for like 10 more years to pay for their cup wins.
>>153733630it's terminal?
Matchbox 20 just scored again. Who's trading for him?
to the blues btw
>>153733622>most expensive vancouver escort
>1-0 game for 3 minutes>ZOMG WHAT A COMEBACK GAME! WOWZERS!Seriously. All (((espn))) executives need to die of cancer.
>>153733677How much does an escort cost in Canada anyways
POEHLING QUACK QUACK QUACK
>NHL trades: Avalanche pull off savvy deal with division rival>it's blankenburgHow in the fuck is this "savvy"? All journalists need to die tomorrow of cancer.
>>153733691I fucked a notable OF tranny in vancouver before I moved to the states for work1200 leafbux
>>153733711The media think that if you add enough bad players with names they recognize into a roster it eventually becomes better.
>>153733573a pinkerton agent
>>153733727Fag
my ducks :)
>>153733761Just like my islanders
>>153733711hockey media pays zero attention to the american central and west, they just say a nice thing about the good teams every now and again to make eastern readers feel informed
>>153733761it's actually wrestlechad or E-God
>>153733778that was the softpusys' rag writers btw...
>4:20 into the 3rd, still a two goal game
>>153733786who the fuck is "nestor quixtan"
>>153733779Nothing godly or chad about being a filthy sodomite
>>153733767Like Asian women.
>>153733799prolly some queer getting fucked in the butt right now.
>>153733801The guy inquiring about soliciting a prostitute is reaching for his biblewatch out
>>153733816say hi to him for me
>>153733816dont knock it til you try it
>>153733727>$900 to blow your wadI hate that I am cheap more than I am horny; how much time did she give you
>>153733816much like trb did on 04/17/2022
KRAKEN SSCCCAARRRRRRboth old Blues have scored this game
>>153733801If god doesn't want us to play with boy ass then why did he put the prostate there?
should we wake that anon up yet?
It has been a long season but we finally did it Hoglander bros.
>>153733849Naw, let him sleep. Rest is important for your health.
>>153733831You can fuck an Asian woman for 200$ at a massage parlor stateside
>>153733822i'll give him your number ;)
>>153733831Until we ran out of pills and pop
can the nuckies do it
>>153733872>popWhat kind? Mtn Dew, Dr. Pepper, Coca Cola?
unmuted the islanders game and saw an empty net with 6:45 left
>>153733894It's been empty since 8:17
Krakheads and Nuckers can still win these games giving the Aquatic Frens the increasingly elusive 3-0 record. Even the Ducks are winning so it would be more like a 3.5-0.
>>153733929patrick royy is a visionary
>>153733931naw, blues gonna get an empty netter
>>153733892Not quite
>>153733938sure is. kek
thought i would get to watch seven minutes of empty netlanders
well that was a very fun and very stupid four minutes of hockey
>>153733948I watched that goal recently and the whole play felt like it was in slow motion. The Avs just gave up lol
I just asked this question a few days ago and this exact scenario is now happening in the kraken blues game. What are the odds?
>empty netter>4 full minutes remain>Oh well free chicken
>>153733969Depends on the team IMO.>good zone entriesJust take the PP>bad zone entriesMight as well go 6x4 once you have the puck in the offensive zone
>hog.lander.What a really fucking gay sounding surname.
DUCKS WIN!
MY BLOSE
MY Duckies rebounding from a 5-1 loss with a 5-1 win
>>153733969It depends, statistically going 6v4 increases the odds of tying the game but in practice it's all down to how well you've been keeping possession. If your possession is shit then you're only giving the opponent free shots at the EN from 200 feet out which also wastes your time even more seeing as you don't have the netminder to send the puck back up ice.But we are in the era of stats above all else so 9/10 times you will see them pull the goalie in that niche situation anyways.
gg blues, I'll trade ya a shane wright for that kyrou you got there
>>153733979
Why doesn’t someone just jump celabrini
>>153733998Ah, the Conor Garland defence
does anyone actually WANT to win the pacific? i feel like any of those central teams in a WC slot would body them
How do you lose to the Blues? Pathetic...
>>153734035JLMI
>>153733969Start with 5v4 for like 30 to 45 seconds, then pull.
Oel, laughton, mcmann, roy are all gone by fridayCant get rid of shitters like reiley, or domi
My islanders are shit
>>153733610Who knows if this rebuild will ultimately work but at least they're going to finish with more points this year than they did last year and the year before so I guess you could say they're slowly coming out of it. I don't think they've traded away anyone super impactful/hard to replace since the initial tear down either. But yeah I'm tired of watching dogshit losing hockey and watching Bedard have fuck all on wingsOnly thing to look forward to for the rest of the season is Frondell coming over after the SHL wraps up
my team could really use a guy like corey perry
>>153733998sexually or violently or both?
hehe gay sex
she is crying now
>>153734161sexually or violently or both?
>>153734171is her name Shannon too (its a girls name)
>>153733526Why didnt Darnelle get any of his dads charisma?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MNg9SHi42Qw
darnelle is a girls name too you can tell by the e at end of two l
>>153734185jen what a beast
The Canadian in the previous thread about low balling Tampa area landlords was entertaining except he blew his cover with the fact that “Tampa Bay Police” don’t existBut yawn. I wasn’t impressed with anything really tonight. I should have watched the Devils. Can’t believe I missed a good shootout. Bummer
>>153734162he go baptized before he left edmonton he's a virgin again
>>153734213meant for corey perry. macklin will forever be a virgin. the fujoshits own the right to his body.
Who says no?
>>153734233Mack had a long-term alleged girlfriend, but I don't think they particularly care. Willmack is too powerful.
>>153734244How big do you think Mack is? Do you think he’s a generous lover? I’m getting hard typing this kek
>>153734247incredibly bossy
>>153733990Oddly arousing >>153734185Oddly arousing
It’s up
>>153734171Please don't post goonbait in /hoc/
>>153734288My Bruins are slowly climbing :]For now :|Also test
>>153734288gary is probably going to penalize the nuckies for tanking too hard
>Historians are calling for a time-out on a law seeking to declare a small Canadian town in Nova Scotia as the "birthplace" of modern ice hockey, with critics saying the puck was first dropped elsewhere decades prior.>Melissa Sheehy-Richard, a lawmaker in Nova Scotia's legislature, put forward the bill in late February, citing documentation that the sport was played in Windsor, Nova Scotia, as early as 1810.>But some historians disagree, saying it was first played in the British Isles. Others criticised the bill for not mentioning indigenous contributions to the modern form of the sport.big drama in little maritime
The Oilers got Jason Dickinson for Andrew Mangiapane. This will get them back to the finals
>>153734355real hockey wasnt played until the Pacific coast league decided to allow forward passing
Lmao what if the Canucks lose the lottery?
>>153734379so you don't think that natives banging tree roots around counts either?
SSCCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153734453
>>153734453I wish my team did that :(
>>153734476you come to me today...on the day of me daughters barbecue
https://voca.ro/1hnZEz44qIEH
TRB you should pick a different proxy to say that
>>153734822as if your country is any better you silly git
>>153734822this shit is why nobody takes anders seriously
>>153734792jej
>>153734916what is it I didn't want to click
>>153734921just some guy saying it was a gay magazine on a podcast or radio interview
Can someone explain to me why Canadians are such giant fags?
>>153734936scott steiner
>>153734968would you be happy if they were booing him for being mexican?
>>153734968There you go TRB that flag is more appropriate
>>153734987>>153734993>5-on-3 for two minutes
>>153735017
>>153734968Literally fake newshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/KiMlf9uRLMU
>>153734968their “country” (barely even a state) has been overrun by jeets and their national sport now belongs to America, which basically couldn’t give two shits.
real rudeposting hours
>>153735031>cutting the 12-minute booing/drum solo segmentjust like on snl!
>>153735057I wanna glass you, faggot.
>>153735072that is NOT a nice thing to say to a fellow /hoc/ poster
>>153735091Sweeds are touchy because they pay 70% taxes to watch their daughters get raped by “””refugees”””.
our current prime minister was a harvard goaliejust sayin....
K I N O
i've been looking at this retard's back for a while now and i still don't get the joke
>>153735128he means hughes went hard as a mufukka
>>153735128like dan hamhuis
>>153735145I miss Dan the Hammer, he was a real niggahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2xeRQipLuA
>>153735128It’s a Halderman reference
>>153734968not that deep. matthews get boo'd at shootouts as well, though not as loud. toronto has no other way of chasing him and his big contract away so they try their best to react negatively to every move he makes. and leafs fans know their captain only tries outside canadian soil.
Someone doesn't belong here
Use this for the next thread's image plox
No.
>>153735241this but photoshop epstein's face onto the guy wearing the shirt
>>153735247put mcdavid's face on the guy wearing the shirt and epsteins face on the shirt's mcdavid face
No
>>153735241McDavid disavowed that title
>>153735106you got raped by bud on 04/17/22 not sure if thats any better
>>153735232i don't see connor bedard anywhere?
>>153735336Who?
>>153735343some idiot in chicago. mid player. how many points is celebrini scoring tonight? :3
>>1537353700
>>153735343
>>153735310
>>153735370he ain't playin' nigga
our hockey sisters are so cuteeeee :3
>>153735406F L A M E SLA M E S
>>153735370manufactured cuteness is no match for a chicagoan's authentic charm
>>153735439he's got good lips
>>153735496Miga
>>153735420
Convoy bros... He got rid of all the soul...
Da Blackhawks :)
>>153735801when does conroy buy
>>153735839
>>153735851>buying>when your best players are Huberdeau and KadriL, O, and furthermore L
>>153735859craig, you could improve the talent on your roster if you ever traded up
huberDON'T
Sup /hoc/
>>153735875hi
>>153735875you just know that tims cup is a decaf with quadruple sugar/cream + whipped topping
>>153735859>L, O, and furthermore LI'd prefer for you to elaborate on this.
parayko did cum fyi
*achoo!*
>>153736162a jew?
>>153734968Heard a clip of Mike Modano yesterday saying he wouldn’t wish the environment or scrutiny of Toronto on anyone. He said it isn’t Matthews fault they haven’t invested in competent depth scorers and defensemen to actually help Matthews out. Sounds about right.
Jackies play tonight
>>153736199maybe if modano didnt play like shit in minnesota the team wouldnt have been relocated
Its a big day full of trades today. who will get Brock Boeser?
>>153734968why not write a story about how american hero auston matthews came home to cheering and applause after winning gold?nope, gotta focus on the couple assholes who boo'd
>>153736230https://youtu.be/o1Q61j_kFsY?t=23
>>153736216Worked out for him. Maybe a relocation is what the Laffs should be praying for.
>>153736209/hoc/'s Jackies :)
I like where my team is at.
>>153736238He really doesn’t deserve that. It actually makes me angry how hateful laffs fans are.
It's really awful what the toronto maple leafs are doing the auston (innocent), some brave patriot should trade the leafs some good draft prospects to save him from the tyranny of the laffs already, thank you.
>>153736286>the houston maple leafs
>>153736286All Canadian teams moving to the US since hockey is an American sport now
>>153736321cheers? yeah what a tragedy
>>153736354this post genuinely pisses me off. gonna make my coffee irish now to calm down
Oilers window is CLOSE kek.
>>153736396source?
>>153736429based security would buy him a beer
>>153736429
>>153736429>Canada becoming more like the US Legitimately terrifyingly
>>153736386>swede is crankywhat else is new
>>153736429>Usual suspectsColour me surprised
>>153736505im gay and i fucking hate my dad
Can the >laffs continue stinking long enough to land a top 5 draft pick or will their first round pick go to Boston?
>>153736518Same
im gay and i love my mom and dad <3
>>153736396McDavid will retire cupless
Holy fuck>Hockey is an emotion-filled sport. But on April 5, players from the Washington Capitals and New York Rangers will skate alongside Joy and Sadness in the "Inside Out Classic," a real-time animated alternative broadcast featuring characters from the hit Pixar films.>The alternative broadcast -- airing on ESPN+, Disney+, Disney Channel and Disney XD with a 7 p.m. ET start -- will feature "Inside Out" characters skating with animated versions of the NHL players who will mimic the actions of their real-world counterparts. The game will take place on Hockey Island inside the mind of Riley, the teenage hockey player whose emotions are the main characters in the Pixar films.Will the humiliation rituals ever cease??
>>153736579They hate you to the bone.
(づ ◕‿◕ )づhello hockeyfrens :)i will be watching the skellefteå hockey game with family later today :Dmay the best team win! :D \_ . _/ will you guys be watching some hockey today aswell?>>153736621:(
>>153736621but why would you say such hurtful things
>>153736626Get a job.
>>153736705you're a stringy blue-haired ghoul from the 'cord, BEGONE YOU DEMON SCUM! I HEREBY BANISH YOU BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
>>153736626MN high school AA quarterfinals are on all day today. Extremely comfy :)
>>153736626Hello hockeyfren :DDDEnjoy your hockey with your family! I might watch hockey if it’s being shown at the gym
My starsies play tomorrow :) not sure if they can make it 11 in a row but I’m hopeful.
very classless of Toronto hockey fans to boo Matthews for winning gold for team USA
>>153736912you fell for obvious click bait my friend, everyone knows crowds don't make noise in toronto
Cherish your dad brosYou never know when it'll be his time
Today is an extremely stressful one for me and my family so if you could keep us in your prayers and thoughts it would mean a lot
I wouldn't trade a first or my best prospect for Carlo, but both??? Wtf was pizza man thinking?
Absolute state of the Rags
>>153736935>still discussing the 2025 trade deadline
>>153736924Thanks for the reminder. I don’t really get along with my biological dad but I love my father figure
>>153736973Well the >laffs aren't doing anything for the 2026 one so can you blame him?
>>153737008no you cant, mocking the laffs is all this general has
>>153736927I’ll pray for you fren <3
Are hockey sticks made of wood or do they use more modern materials nowadays, like golf clubs?
>>153736927I will keep you in my prayers.
>>153737021>laffs
>>153737053All mine are wood
>>153737053they all use composite sticks that break if you look at them weird but can nearly bend in halfgary made a huge stink to limit goalie pad development but does nothing to stop stick tech
>>153736927
wonderful day in Calgary as we no longer have Weegar on the roster
>>153737136not a lot of loyalty in calgary
i have a composite stick that looks like the old wood coffey ones
>>153737104Gary has a large investment in stick companies
>>153737136huberdough may be gone forever too its been a great season
>>153737136Now retain on Kadri or you'll have an unhappy old 7M guy on the roster for 3 more years
My silly kiddo picked a mystery puck last night of Zayne Perekh (I was beyond excited and may be personally biased since I met him last year) BUT he was super stoked because he wanted either Weegs, Parekh or Klapka Yay for raising a current and future Flames fan PS. I’ve lost 2 friends to suicide. If yall need help PLEASE talk to someone (even me….I know weird!) but for real you matter and are so loved!
>>153737157would not surprise me and now my son needs a new $300 stick every other week
>>153737168Don't forget to pick up a reverse retro jersey while you're at SportChek
>>153737168Kids really should be prevented from using expensive hockey equipment until they’re 12/13
>>153735186>Only tries outside of Canadian soilSurely it can't be the whole team/management that's an issue, it's just Mathews?
Any good trades yet
It’s tough to see Washington selling in Ovi’s final year
>>153737276They should sell that bum
The aquariumcord is raiding us
>>153737163why would that be a problem? Team wont be good for 5 years anyway, Kadri being pouting means we lose more, which we need to do for the next three years anyway. Avs can trade for him with no retention anyway.
>>153737168hockeystickman dot com
Little PSA for you /hoc/You'd do well to remember this
>>153737324i call my goyim friends 'gentiles' out of respect, this bitch is just rude.
back in my day kids were told once a week about how small Paul Coffey's skates are/were
>The inaugural United Collegiate Hockey Cup is set to drop the puck near St. Louis, Mo., Thursday night. The first-of-its kind tournament will feature each of the five independent men’s college hockey programs at the NCAA Division I level playing for a postseason title. >While there is no automatic bid to the NCAA men’s hockey tournament on the line, there is an opportunity to end your season on the highest possible note – with a trophy.>The tournament begins Thursday night at Centene Community Ice Center in Maryland Heights, Mo., home of the Lindenwood Lions and the St. Louis Blues’ primary practice facility.>The UCHC tournament will feature each of the five independent teams in men's college hockey at the NCAA Division I level.>University of Alaska Anchroage; University of Alaska Fairbanks; Lindenwood University; Long Island University; Stonehill College>The UCHC will be contested in Maryland Heights, Mo., starting on March 5 with games on March 6 and the championship game played on March 7.
>>153737276He’s already planning his return to Russia
I'm glad my Oilies are making a lot of moves
>>153737345America cares more about hockey than us
>>153737292No, the Avs can't really fit him on the roster without retention. They can't send Colton the other way because of his M-NTC and while they want to trade Nichushkin eventually (he's unpopular with the team), not keeping him for this playoff run would be a big mistake.They also have ~3M in outstanding Burns bonuses that they ideally all want to fit under this season's cap.If the Flames don't retain, then a trade won't happen. The Avs have other targets they're going to go for instead (Laughton, McMann, Mikhayev, Mercer).Of course there isn't a big reason for the Flames to retain salary since they won't get anything really good back in return anyway, but Kadri wants to go to the Avs so it would basically be a favor to him if they end up doing it.
>>153737345Very cool
If I were Buffalo I would back out of the Parayko trade.You had enough time to think if you wanted to waive your NTC, too bad tough shit, go find another team that is retarded enough to give you the stupid prices you're asking for.
>>153737415There's also some B1G and Hockey East hockey going on>that Gopher/Sparty game is red hot >>153737363I'm mildly concerned over this national malaise you're all going through; I realize it's for good reason, but that's just good evidence that you're wrong, m8Burgers would never collectively mourn for a lost Gold Medal, Maplestahn, but you all are, and that's good evidence that you do care more about hockey than Burgerstahn>
>>153737475>5-25-1My Seawolves are so garbage I love them so much
qt cheerleaders
>>153737514good post
trade update:my laffs still havent done anything
>>153737276Retard
>>153737524wdym? the laffs traded roy
>>153737524nevermind we somehow fleeced the avs in the last like 5 minutes
So no Kadri for the Avs, they're getting Roy instead for a 1st
>>153737475what channels are the B1g 10 hockey games on? I tried to watch MSU vs Ohio State when that was on and it wasn't on ESPN+. does on hockey have it?
tonka look like a gigachad team
>>153737554FLOHockey is playing the UCHC games, I think the rest would be available on E+ of the B1G network
>>153737547pizza man doing the fleecing this year
>>153737538>>153737551what is copey going to call his marners now
What does /hoc/ think about PuraOre! Pride of Orange?
>>153737635whenever I see posters like you I do mental gymnastics that you're posting ironically and not some little creepy weirdo
>>153737651I don't usually watch anime. I haven't even watched this one either. I just google ice hockey and anime and this is the first result I got. So I thought that maybe someone here has watched it.
>playing bomb iran on the PAbased
>>153737664it's the only hockey anime and it's dogshitgarbage animation and a typical plotline where they win vs the big bad skilled team through friendship
>>153737554Some games are on FS1 but most are on Big 10 network or B1G+(Big 10's subscription service). You can find them on onhockey.
>not believing in the power of friendship sad
i believe in the power of 1ship
>kid named cash scoresok gary, i see you
>>153737664why would google ice hockey anime though. watch the mighty ducks movie and Miracle on Ice if you want some good hockey media that isn't games. or you can find full videos of classic Stanley Cup games
>Slap Shot, 1977>Paul Newman
>>153737712I am looking for ice hockey media, but I am having trouble finding it. Baseball, basketball and football are well represented in movies and series, but there is a lack of ice hockey media for some reason.
>>153737744You would like Heated Rivalry
>>153737664Lame but I’ve heard good things about dogs red
>>153737557They have to be the favorite right? Tonka vs Andover/Edina in the finals.
>>153737768You should still watch it, and report back to /hoc/ with your findings
>>153737744Dogsred
Dowd to Vegass for Jesper Vikman, a '27 3rd, and a '29 2nd.Kind of stupid honestly.
>>153737744>young blood >mighty ducks >miracle >mystery, Alaska
>Are they doing it just to be seen?
why wont they remake it bros
>>153737795PK Subbanigawa
Fuck the Avalanchehttps://streamable.com/ncj1gq
>>153737830I know, just think of how realistic they could make all the teams>and all the new teams they could add>plus celebrity add-ons and shit you would probably have to buy as DLCGary must know who owns the rights, let's ask Gary... >
>>153737795I’ll check it out
anime more like really gay
Do NHL teams still have a dedicated You Can Play Ambassador in the locker room that you go to when you have gay thoughts?
>>153737889Why? You got some gay thoughts you'd like to share? Gross>Would you like to go somewhere private, or are you the kinda freak that likes to do it in public? Gross
>>153737889every team has a dedicated twink they all take turns on, for example macklin celebrini with the shorks
I also would like to mention, since both America and Canada make cartoons, why there aren't any ice hockey cartoons?I found a few examples, but they are few and far between.
Do you like The Raccoons?
>>153737901what made you think playoff goals counted towards a regular season record?
so is laine moving to a team or what
Officially, Colton Parayko has declined to waive his no-trade clause to Buffalo -- as is his contractual right.We will see where we go from here
>>153737918hes moving to the swiss league with bulju
>>153737904A hockey version of Space Jam would be kino
who bamboozled who here?
>>153737926sabrebros...
>>153737931Not great for Colorado
>>153737927I was told he was gonna go to kingseveryone knows he's kinda shit 5on5 but he's still entertaining as hell, I wanna see him play
>>153737475What happened to Irish hockey?I know they have issues filling seats because the tickets are so fucking expensive but it seems like it fell off
>>153737928gonna have to do it soon while Gretsky is still alive >but if he dies before that it would be pretty cool to animate him instead MOVIE IDEA:The opposing team should be a zombie team of old, dead NHL stars like Bobby Orr and Gordie Howe
>>153737931I'm taking a first and a fifth rn
>>153737931Avs first isn't that valuable and they get a solid 3C at 3M for this and next year. They wanted Kadri but since the Flames made that impossible, Roy was one of the best bottom-six center options they could get. The Avs still have cap space to make more moves. Rumor is that Bardakov and Olofsson are getting traded today and another winger brought in.
Seems like Roy is a Jack Drury replacement as he keeps rejecting contract offers and wants to hit free agency.
>>153737941That would be kino af
I don’t think Dallas would ever trade Robertson but I’m beginning to wonder if they’d consider trading Hintz
so then dilly said to himself how can i make this about the dallas stars
No one wants our rangerslop :(
anyone watching the Dinamo Minsk vs SKA game. its in the 2nd intermission right now I think.
>>153737947Notre Dame Men's has never been to the Frozen Four; neither have the BuckeyesIt's just not their arena. >Sparty and Wolverines, Gophers and Budgies >Eagles and Terriers, Pioneers and Fighting Sioux All the other Champs are flashes in the pan, like the Minutemen or the Broncos.>or CC Tiger
i would trade for connor mcdavid if he's available
>>153737986Well it’s unlikely they’re done with trades and Hintz has been out since the Olympics with “illness” but people were saying he wasn’t actually sick.
Parayko has declined to waive his NTC for the Blues/Sabres trade
>>153737931Copey (we call them marners)
>>153738006Aids
>>153737733i watched this movie like last year finallyit's pretty dogshit ngl lol
>Gentry Academyliterally whomst?
truthfully i do not care about these trades
>>153737995
>>153738012Copey won althoughbeit
I want Brady Tkachuk traded to an American team
>>153737780for sure, and they definitely look like it now. i'd have no faith in moorhead
>>153738024It’s good for the memes
>>153738024Watch it while you're drunk, I'm sure that's how it got made, So it's fitting that it works that way
>>153738025new school in the old office building next to TCO sports garden in vadnaisthey are a sports prep private school and should be better soon once their reputation grows. it's a huge advantage to have mid-day ice time rather than after school practice.
>>153738026>beg for trades>nooooo not these onesUngrateful goy
>>153738053>old office buildingturns out i'm wrong, there was literally nothing, then vadnais sports center, then in 2016 they built a boring ass grey cube to use for the school lmao
>>153738007That’s wild. Mind you, he was willing to live in fucking Fairbanks.
mackinnon to mtl for dach, reinbacher & a 2nd in 2027e5
>stone on IR
>>153738007Smart
HERE'S YOUR ELITE HOCKEY PREP SCHOOL BRO
>>153738007I haven't been following this closely enough, but how do you let a trade go that far and out in the media without knowing he's waiving it? Just embarrasses the sabres
>>153738088So what, do they have a half-barn rink on the bottom floor?
>the entire league getting a small glimpse into the disfunction that is pegulaworld sports
>>153738089St. Poois probably knew it was a longshot to get him to accept the trade so they "let it slip" that the trade was done to pressure him to waive it.
>>153738082that's why you don't buy the fake chinese concrete
>Any player on an NHL roster when tomorrow's trade deadline passes is ineligible to be assigned to the AHL for the remainderof 2025-26 season - including 2026 Calder Cup Playoffs.>As a result, there will be plenty of roster moves tomorrow.
>>153737941laine for daughty who says no
>>153738088Neat
>>153738116keeping an eye on the Griffins/Wings, Hershey/Caps, and Rockets/Hasbalso Stars and Eagles/Avs
>>153738053Ahh I see.
>>153738098the barn in pic is a turf field, two hockey rinks are off to the left.
>most dangerous draw in Jönköping
>>153738007I wouldn't want to go there either
>>153738088it looks like a municipal building thats also the police station
>I'm at the county jail>I'm at the DMV>I'm at the combination county jail and DMV
>>153738088Imagine choosing this over the elite hockey academy heh
>>153738168why on earth are you watching that game
>>153738174keeeeeek yeah it's soulless, there's a motorsports dealership across the street and the other side is woods/houses. it's literally part of a strip mall complex.only 130 kids i thought it'd be at least 200.
>>153738199it's for those that can't afford shattuck prolly lol>Gentry's annual tuition is $14,900 per student
>>153738187
>>153738199If I ever meet someone that went to a prep school like this growing up I'm going to kick him in the nuts then give him a swirly.
>>153738208sorry for asking you a question you fucking sperg
>>153738200cause it's on the FLO, and it's the only game they're playing today>I'm also watching SDKA and Minsk and a selection of lesser league games
>>153738199>tfw too stupid to get into Phillips academy
>>>SKA and Minsk
>>153738253I see
>>153738269tits mcwho?
>>153738269She picked the winning side.
jack should find a nice jewish girl to marry
>>153738269>hey whore, ever been with a debbie?
>>153738285>why Grand Mother, what a big nose you have!!
>>153738269Very similar eyes
>>153738277
>>153738308OH SHI--
>>153738308i look like this
>>153738308the zoomer phenotype
>>153738269>>153738289you need to watch out for debbies
>>153738334
>most dangerous draw in Geneva
okay gentry may be getting outshot 8-37 near the end of the game but i still think they could take down the vancouver canucks
LIGHTS OUT
are they gonna have gay sex now that they're teammates?
Elias Peterson Brady Tkachuk Jason Robertson one of YOU will be a hawk. PLZZZZ
KINO
>>153738399Is that what you really want?
>>153738405#DarkWoke
Minnetonka better be called the lakers or im heeming someone
>>153738401I’d trade Robertson for Tkachuk or Bedard. Won’t happen but either outcome would sure be interesting
Jesse just scaar'd for ServetteHe's been putting up impressive numbers there> which leads me to believe someone might be tempted to bring him back stateside to play for Gary again, what about that, /hoc/? What about Jesse, again? More Pulju for you?
sorry bud bedard will play for the oilers we have all his friends captive he has no choice
>>153738447>Connor Bedard: "Two weeks ago, me, [Colton Dach] and Greener were on vacation, talking about, 'After we win the Cup, we're going to go back.' It's hard.">"It's motivating that this is the last year that we're in a spot where we're moving guys that help us win... That's a shitty feeling. [We'll] just try to not let that happen [again]."
>>153738440
>>153738425skippers cuz they all have boats.only lakers are prior lake i think
>>153738311Sorry bro she's a Sharks hoe
>>153738405Purify yourself in the ice of Rink Minnetonka
>>153738465That picture remind me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSj3jj7DHH4
>>153738465>>153738480Or this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kGdpdM-fIw
>scorefull draw in Jönköping
Now that the flames have Gary's favour, who can stop them?
>>153738505
>1.2 billion
cant believe the oilers gave up a first round pick for jason dickinson
i teared a little watching bedsy become emotional
>>153738542i wanted to hold him so tightly
>>153738542he'll cry tears of joy when he comes home to vancouver
Why does Binnington have a 15-team no-trade list? Who does he think he is?
>>153738534mangiapane is worth a half eaten bag of doritos. oilers paid first for two gritmen and the 50% they retained for murphy
ok but did anyone consult shannon about the trades yet?
We’ve got kino hockey action tonight boys
>>153738594I'd sacrifice three years of a lockout to get rid of no trade clauses
>>153737554
>>153738679just do what euro leagues do, no trades just sign with whomever you want, no contract transfers, you get a new one if you change teams
>>153738688>B1G+
>>153738679Wasn't this outlawed by the emancipation proclamation?
>>153738715>would like to see everyone be available to be traded>herm may I suggest a system where no one at all can be traded?I'll give it strong consideration
Dick In Son..he he he
>The furthest north I'll go is Los Angeles, trade me there or get fuckedThank you, NTC!
>>153738716just use onhockey ffs ya big bb
>>153738650Can the pens make playoffs without Crosby?
>>153738751baseddon't like it don't sign the contract
>>153738721Not in Gary's NHL
>>153738641
>>153738753more just general disgust at how splintered all these apps are
Our Sennies play America's Team tonight
>>153738679Hire a GM who isn't a retard and doesn't give them to every single player
>>153738767No doubti though the E!spn/FOX 1 bundle thing was gonna solve everyone's problem, but apparently you need a TV service for it GARY, GOD DAMNIT, SAVE US FROM THESE AWFUL TV PEOPLE FFS
>>153737889why would a gay guy not be able to play hockey? wtf is this shit literally nobody cares just shut up and lace them up faggot
>>153738782oh im no queer
>>153738799>>153738782
qt northern ice girls
>>153738785you sound like someone who doesn't like fireworks at the deadline
>>153738806see>>153738585
it's wrestlechad
Hey /hoc/,sybau
>>153738837true also it's still tony
poo peeland
>>153738837>>153738844It's actually wrestlefag(OUT btw)
you can also use E-God
>rosemount irish>michigan style helmetshmmmmmmm
>>153738825Biggest trade we'll see all year (Quinn Hughes) was made long before the deadline because the cantpucks knew they were shit early on. Gary points are the reason we don't see deadline fireworks. These points prevent most shit teams from admitting they're shit and need to rebuild by artificially keeping them in the race for too long.
next thread is a flames thread
Shannon fatigue
>>153738900atlanta flames
>>153738900As long as it’s not Sharks themed I’m okay with it. Sharks fans have become insufferable as of late.
every thread should be gary-themed
Blackcocks killed /our/ boy's joy and whimsy. He'll never smile again.
>>153738933as gary wills it
>>153738933And they are
>>153738134I used to go see the K Wings. how fun
>>153738900>>153738920Imagine wasting a thread on an irrelevant franchise
>>153738920Sharks fags barely post outside of game time unlike Flamestards.
>>153738935>org has a history of raping young players>proceeds to rape young playermild shock
>>1537389002 threads ago it was a flames thread. wait your turn!
>>153738920sharksBROS are /our guys/#toiletwater
make it a columbus op
>>153738879Curious even
>>153738989name ONE columbus player
popular demand says it will be a bedsy thread
>>153739003Johnny Gaudreau
SKAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153739003ivan provorov
24 hours to go, I wanna be sedated...
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>>153739011proxy off trb
>>153738755Yeah
