-5 Points Edition>Thu 12.03.14.00 Cross-Country Skiing - W + M Sprint Qualification Classic, Drammen (NOR)15.15 Biathlon - M 10km Sprint, Otepää (EST)16.30 Cross-Country Skiing - W + M Sprint Final Classic, Drammen (NOR)>Fri 13.03.11.00 Alpine Skiing - M Super G, Courchevel (FRA)15.15 Biathlon - W 7.5km Sprint, Otepää (EST)Previous thread: >>153764380
>>153784624Our last Olympic Gold Medalist had the 69th shooting time out of 86 starters in her gold winning race.Too bad the DSV cretins don't understand their sport.
Frey actually hit all targets on the last shooting with that random riffle.
3 globes in 2 days, not bad if you ask me
every time I look at sturla now I think he's gonna cry again lol
the ex gf thing was probably a cathartic experience and for the better
8th for skijumping not being a real and serious sport
>>153784949dangerous place to put a lamp that looks a bit like a speed bag
Had to leave and couldn't see the last pair racing. Thank you Jordan Stolec for kwabing to the max and giving us a medal
>>153785344Love her so much bros, we must protect her smile
>>153784848Seems like I was right with my conclusion in the last thread >>153781196 . Longer shot intervals make you more vulnerable both psychologically (your own thoughts, competitors finishing before you, crowd noises etc.) and physically (focusing on your heartbeat, fatigue in your arms etc.)>Shot interval of 0 and 10 % missesWhat's the unit of the shot intervals? Surely not seconds as 0 sec intervals are not possible>linearly fitted dataThis data is far from linear lol
>>153785379>0 sec intervals are not possiblenot with that attitude
>>153785721lil minge
>>153785776i dont think you can say that
>>153785833Heťa Hirvonenová
>three real and serious rest days
>>153786102me on the left
>>153786102Me on the right
>>153786102me on the middle
>>153786175*sniff*>>153786176*sniff*
>>153786176I hope she won't get any real tattoos.
>>153786242what do they smell like
>>153786422poopoo
>>153786439
>>153786439nice
>you can go faster Anon>I'll let you sniff it if you overtake me
>>153786453minja smells like shrimp
it's been a really long time
>>153785833https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6g-XmJST0
>>153787302https://youtu.be/67OhMYz2nRE
Those blue pants between 0:04 and 0:07 are ridiculously tite
>>153787509
>>153787545Had to downscale from the 4K version
>>153787509not enough cuts
>>153787006I still don't know what happened that caused our total collapse in real and serious sports.
business idea: noko girl body pillows
>>153788799Not bad!
>>153790227imagine cuddling up with her in the cold polar night
>3 rest days
>>153792474At least you have something to look forward to in the short term... this wednesday there is a meme sneedskating event where they do men v. women and 100m sprints etc but that's it for the season.
I wonder why JUST and the others from the anti-jules faction, the aggrieved ones, didn't just offer julia to pay them back 10x of what she'd stolen in exchange for not going public with the whole thing. My impression is that they could have carefully, vaguely phrased the offer to avoid blackmail accussations. That would clearly have been better for everyone involved. Surely jules would have been interested. she's already probably lost 100x what she stole, and later had to give back, in sponsorship money.
>>153793239post hot jeanmonnot
Mommy Lollo is going to stop skating for now because "my son deserves a sibling", but doesn't rule out a second comeback
>>153787545>>153787562you can basically see her trabucchi
>>153785362nah fuck that, it would be funny to see her world burn by losing some teeth
>>153787613agreed...needs one more to the wrist
>>153793290do u think her wins were legit?
>>153793282not a thing
Loulou is cool and funny
>>153793421barracks bunnies
>>153793282Will she fumble the Overall a second time?
you guys seem to post lots of pictures of girls
>>153794525ofcourse, we're not gay
>>153794525MEN are also approved posting material.
>>153794525Oui oui.
>>153794525we prefer to call them athletes
>>153794748who dat?
>>153794761snow hare
>>153794761Not an Athlete
>>153794783yes she is
>>153794788
>>153794619I love MEN
I love real and serious sports
>>153794827not everyone can be a winner
>>153794827I feel like there is something about her training that could be improved
>>153794917
we need more ice tube sports. come up with new ideas
>>153795572>>153795630>>153795719>>153795743>>153795824kino season>>153795846i got an raging idea
>>153794619>>153794833I love (German) men that can win
why are sledders ripped?
>>153796170OF-Girl said in her Docu that you have to be a Sprinter with the Physique of a Bodybuilder to be successful in Bobsleigh, maybe it's similar for Luge.
>>153796212but they just lay therewith their plump behinds
>>153795846What about an ice rectangle?
>>153793290At approximately the sixth second of the observed sequence, the textile substrate of the pants forms a localized fold whose orientation appears to briefly reveal an underlying anatomical structure known as labia majora. This momentary exposure is noteworthy not only from a strictly medical standpoint, but also for the way in which it appears to engage pre-rational human instincts—phenomena that remain only partially accounted for within current understandings in fields such as evolutionary psychology, behavioral neuroscience, and human ethology.
>>153796327A child crawled through that you sick fuck
>>153796349You, sir, are no man of science but a custodian of dogma. It is precisely this impoverished reductionism that illustrates the troubling condition of our academies in the presant age.
>>153796548She was born for this life
>>153796548What a thot, I prefer Witchcraft.
>>153796900Imagine how bushy the rest of her is if you’re going by her eyebrows
>>153796548>>153796761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrrj-BnjLqY
>>153796548
>>153796548>Cybertruck>G-Class>all these other oversized carsIt seems to be true what they say about big cars
>>153797238
https://youtu.be/JOYjBiJP67M?si=BUBRcWXcwzOjHzz8
>>153797753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxHS-Tx500
Now that the dust have settled. Mietho > Wassberg of the bear body?
>>153798314
>>153798347
>>153798354There used to be punk bands making tunes about Juha back in the days. No kiddiin.
>>153798385Legends!
Total Dog Love
Bring her back. Pregnancy doping
>>153798354>>15379836610/10 bear
>>153797753>>153798154>>153798463Would!
>>153798520yeah
>>153798271>that disgusting mixed classical-skate technique>swedes dominatingholy grim
>>153798271Mens 50km used to be our speciality….
>>153798674Well swedes are scum, but this is how it was.
https://youtu.be/Na0nvrJLyD0Youtube decided to recommend me this classic again
>>153798987kek i remember this
>>153799005
The winter olympics is over. We’re all in /nfl/ now
>>153798674Sniffa
>>153794178ayy loumao
>>153803966cute
>day off>rest dayBooooriiiing. At least there's ucl tonight.
>>153804257only match that matters is tomorrow
>>153804305I see
Elian thinks his life was saved by his cut-resistant pants when he wiped out in Garmisch during downhill training: when he landed, the edge of one of his skis hit near his groin but he didn't get sliced open thanks to those pants.
>>153804355Are those a new thing they added? Maybe after Kilde's injury they decided it was time.
>>153804355>Alkoholfrei
>>153798414>Krapfen-Stina
>>153804511They became mandatory from this season onward in World Cup and the Continental Cup, but I don't know about the Kilde incident influencing the decision.
nogo
No Holmenkollen this year. That's pretty shit and retarded
>>153804875But there's plenty of stuff happening at Holmenkollen this year?
>>153805188durrrrr i go ski durrr
canada
>>153805202meanie
>>153805227uhhuu booberries
>>153805233Mackie, more like Brappie, amirite?
>>153805308she owes us enough braps for a year
>>153804914Wth? I thought they would skip it? Or was that last year. Oh and Drammen sprint is also going down this year. A lot of nice events fuck year
>>153805803They were going to skip it last year becaseu it would have been a 50k a week after the world champs 50km.Only reason they'd cancel now is that Oslo kommune or the police don't want to deal with the logistics because they are fucking terrible at it.
Calle quits the world cup season
>>153805957>calleThankfully he returns next season because of the Falun world champs.
Poromaa also ends the season,he sounded pretty depressed after the last race
>>153805188>>153805227>>153805233>>153805381
>>153805957>calle
>>153799367Love Nolte
What will Stacy do this time?
Also Streslow is back
This guy has so many hobbies his IBU photo covers them.
>>153806611>Meanwhile Women
>>153806611>classified>>153806628shes perfect
American men in particular seem to have many hobbies
>>153806660>>153806611Two renaissance men, although Schommer's combo of paddling, biking and camping plus getting lost seems to be a hazardous one.
>>153806673https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpF62XZY11M
Luv Dog
>>153794576>ofcourse, we're not gay
>>153806532with Strelow back I feel we will get 1 bronze this weekend
>>153807216Single Mixed with VV?
>>153807316slow and steady wins the bronze!
>>153807366
>>153807756What a cute
>>153807818>>153808048Pichler'd
>>153806917Ebba? more like E-/fa/!
>>153807410>offers you an applewould you eat it?
>>153808243
>>153808243Of course
>>153807044jonna is so pretty
>>153806944thicc
GUD DASS LATVIA GIBT
post thic ingvild
>>153809655
>>153809629yes
>>153809739thanks
>>153809739fatty
>>153810014You are not a skijumper, eat some fucking grandiosa
oh they're doing the women's and men's 50km in Oslo simultaneously, the women starting 45 bings after the men
>>153810409rentboys
>>153808048Pichler actually looks like he was defrosted and woken up from a cryogenic chamber in this pic, amazing.
>>153810825Orange Woman Bad
>>153810984this tbdesu
>>153810354
>>153811261Agree with Heidi. 50km for women is retarded.
>i'm putting together a team
>>153812139Da Outsider Gang
>>153811452Nika agrees with you! I think...
>rest day
>>153818302oh wowrude
>>153818302rewd and lude
rewd
>>153818403unaware
>>153809282still on dat ass spree
>>153810080dats some real cremeyou can tell my the yellow tint
ingvildpointing.mp4
>>153820218sniff
>>153820227what does she smell like
>>153820231day old sweat and strawberries
>>153820268tempting
>>153820231Stradivarius and shampoo
>>153820231Semen
>>153820374she is untouched and innocent
>>153820231Old shrimp that’s been left in the sun and vaseline
stop lewding ingvild
Our Team gave him cancer
Happy Birthday Branzi
>>153820837>>153821234kek>>153821336not kek
someone post the funny downhill girl webm
>>153823040
>>153823114the other one
>>153795630>>153823411
>>153818403Mmmmmm. Hagen butts!
>>153823411
Hedegart dabbing on the "real" skiers and collects a goat skull. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYD1tvX9cGA
>>153806611>>153806628where can one see all of these?
>>153823443>>153823720no, by downhill I meant the downhill part of a regular track
>>153824826It's all in the /calle/-Database
>>153824826IBU Datacenter, add content, athletes search
>>153824298lel some guy was lying on the ground and interfered a bit with the womens finish.
>>153825361Is he dieded?
>>153825361Rest day
>>153825361lmao
>>153825361Dude broken by being taken down by the girls, or really ded? I need the story here!
>>153825361vaxx status?
sleeping between hagen butts
>>153826352
>>153825361going for the zart strats
>>153826444
>>153827721Is she getting fucked by the sister or the brother?
>>153825180>>153825232Thanks anons
>>153828241Guitar is everything!
>>153827678
>>153828907Smooooorchhhhhh
>>153829341tight as fuck
>not rest day
>>153823114kek... the lyrics to a song i was listening to at the exact moment i clicked this webm went "pride comes before the fall'
>>153827678she has a hair stuck on her mouth
This is the kind of shit "sport" that really makes me wonder why anyone cares at all
>>153832727go back to shooting your daughter over an NFL family argument
>race day
hagens
how many move on from the qualifiers?
>>153833793In the sprints? The top 30 advance to the heats, five heats with 6 skiers in each.
>>153833834thank
>>153833932Jonna needs to work her magic and bring out the sun.
Finally skiing and shooting MEN today
There is no hunting like the hunting of man,and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
>>153833932it's better with a dram an hour than an hour in drammen
why no hedda?
Feels like a Princess win today.
>>153835197you should shave
Oh, nice, it's another viajew event
The GOAT Lozbers will win today
Interesting to see how Myhlback will do on this course
>>153835267Mfw touching Loudog
Swedes filling up
Princess vs Tank in heat 1 again, also RIP Amanda, Johanna and Jasmin.
>>153835338CAM ON COLETTA
>Pelle
Retirement race for Ondrej Cerny, F
Good effort from Myhlback, 4th with +2.64.
>"Working" remote>Coffee and Snacks>Erik the Greater on the TellyYep, it's Biathlon-Time
Prediction: Larry Mountain and Emil are going to get crushed.
Czechia has an Riley Reid, too? wtf?!
Heta
>no snow in Estonia Lmao
P F U N DFUND
F
>>153835600F
>>153835600did he boink cooletta?
>>153835600FFrom sweep to 0 medals within 8 short years. DSV doing top shelf work again
>>153835612Coletta lives in his House, he hears her getting plapped by Jocher every night.
>>153835612no but Nathalie
>Ojima DNSIt's Nipponover
>>153835640Isn't his name Kojima?
>>153835536minja
Zobel-Ultras, this is our time.
Armin Auchentaller should become our new Men's coach.We would win all races for a taste of the reward
Freybros
>>153835656
>>153835536heta
>>153835653Imagine Zobel-Ultras jeering other athletes.>JUSTUS IST NE FRAU>JUSTUS IST NE FRAU>JUSTUS JUSTUS JUSTUS IST NE FRAU
>>153835656Grotian would also want to win the races (if the rumours are true)
>>153835665Imagine breaking his Fingers
OLLI
OLLIOLLI
O L L I
Where has Olli hiiden his salo?
>tero
>Ski Slow>Don't shoot cleanWhy can't we win Zobel-Bros?
>>153835660Immediate Nawrath quadruple gold next OlympicsAND in the Paralympics (he qualifies, being from near the Austrian border)
FREEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
Pfund? more like 100gr
>Pound
>Pfund already balding>two misses
>>153835717If you're balding you won't be greying :-)
>>153835717The new Sneedmüller
TRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖT
slow fuck
>>153835747Patch you Aim-Botn
>>153835747>shooting fast like a retard>missing>wasting your energy on a penalty lapvs>comfortably taking a nap>hitting all targets>carpe diem fully refreshed
Fuck this guy
>Bonsi
I can't get into this race for some reasonAnyone else?
>BonsiAlmost had three misses there.
Botn, more like Kwabn lmao
No Norwegian win today
>>153835777S T U R L ATURLA
elite production
JACKLÄÄÄN
>>153835757>shoot fast, dont miss, maybe winvs>shoot slow, miss, lose podium>>153835773Me too. Probably because of the green shooting range and shit looking snow
>>153835773Dreary background, too little skiing
>>153835773>>153835797>Can't get into MENNever gonna make it
>Sturlawinslol
fucking estonians raping my ears
NAWRATH
N A W R A T HAWRATH
GERMAN NATIONALISM
>Phil the PowerPlease don't call him like that ARD
>Ilwrath 2nd at +16sIf you fucking collapse and it's another >4thmany again I will vote to send you to the Hochfilzen glue factory.
>>15383583316 World Championships incoming
>+0.3
Kek
WATERFALL
S T U R L A
Sturlawinslol
>norwaywinslol
>>153835863>Tenderloin>Tenderlette
>>153835884
It's over
They said Sturla was mentally ill
>>153835905Each Victory brings us closer to more Sturla Lore
>>153835905crazy for that pussy
Goddamn I would be such a good head coach
>>153835931Me too, but only for the Women.
>>153835936Me too, but only for the women that are named Marlene or Julia
>>153835946I'd do (it for) her
>dat guy with the 70s pornstar stachelol
>>153835954
>>153835981>The Gap on Stacy
Drammen is the best sprint venue
>>153836013Some parking problems for the waxing trucks though, that's a residential building right next to it.
Ski like a beast
Jessie PRINCESS'd by the narrowest of margins.
>Swedish smörebomnonono
>>153836026tite
Oh no...
KAOSLOPP
Ahahaha
Shameless sabotage
BEAST
KAOS
What an effort from Svahn
Holy shit that Linn finish sprint
Linn on a mission wtf
>>153836026That's how I felt visiting Bryggen in Bergen
Mackie lost U23 bib :(
>>153836129lmao what happened
>>153836137Norwegians building a corner too tight for two is what happened
>>153836137Linn wiped out in the corner, two others ran into her, two others tried to avoid the pileup and wiped out themselves.
>>153836137Linn being shit and ruining the race for 5 others
>>153836152oh so >swedish skiing>>153836159lol>>153836160she should be banned forever
Based Monsorno sabotaging Ilar
>Ilar
>Italians cheating Moa
>>153836175imagine being a winter athlete and not being able to turn left
>>153836164True!
Really nice track. I particularly like that white building with the little square tower.
>actually blaming Linn for >Italians trying to trip every Swede they see
>>153836205What did De Pinter have to do with this?
>>153836177>>153836186>16 MONSORNO Nicole (ITA) - ICR 343.9 - Obstruction, 16 MONSORNO Nicole (ITA) - ICR 352.2.3 - Second written reprimand in the same seasonMonsorno DSQ
kaoslopp everywhere
>>153836205Linn is garbage and fell on her own
LET'S GO JASMI
>>153836221She tripped Linn by going super wide into Linn's line?
I love it when girls pull up their tight leggings along their plump pulsating gluey thighs
>>153836243lol no
>>153836243Anders Byström is that you?
COME ON JOJO
Is that tall girl Tank mk3?
>>153836250meant for >>153836243
>>153836243I agree actually. You can see how Linn is trying to evade the Italian's right ski
>All of our girls gone, like tears in rain
Jojo mogs everyone
>>153836175DQ that swe bitch
>>153836274
>>153836274need some knee protheses
Tank is going to get squeezed out in the semi with both Jonna and Linn going against her.
>>153836290Who is going to squeeze JoJo?
>the little retarded Norgay gutt who just hates Sweden for some reason
Damn I love that total silence - shot- thumping music sequence at the start. It's like a racing game.
>>153836280>DQ the one who gets trippedget a load of this guy
>>153836299Keep coping
Germanybros, we are so back!
>>153836330keep being a retard, because you don't have a choice
>>153836299linn is clearly trying to drag the italian ski away
>Italian skiing
>>153836337This. What a pig.
>Italians again doing everything to strip us
nooo don't strip us italians
>1 SVAHN Linn (SWE) - ICR 343.8 - Classical technique infractionSEIZE HER
STAKA STAKA STAKA
And Northug DSQ too:>21 NORTHUG Even (NOR) - ICR 343.8 - Classical technique infraction, 21 NORTHUG Even (NOR) - ICR 352.2.3 - Second written reprimand in the same season
>21 NORTHUG Even (NOR) - ICR 343.8 - Classical technique infraction, 21 NORTHUG Even (NOR) - ICR 352.2.3 - Second written reprimand in the same seasonNorthug DSQ
>>153836367good>>153836383bullshit judges just out to prove their power. fuck off
Is that Sirius I hear in the background?
>>153836390kek
>Grate
beast shouldve been dsq
>Nö NäffAlso Cerny is only 27 and he's retiring, wtf?
>all these random Norwegians in the semis
>>153836384good>>153836367bullshit judges just out to prove their power. fuck off
GET FUCKED LINN YOU SUCK
JONNA
>>153836453There's always another Norwegian.Kollerud is a local and double poling up that hill is pretty much the only thing he is good at
>>153836194>>153836330>>153836363>>153836397>>153836472>>153836443>hating your country's best athlete what a retarded poster
Laura Laura Laura
>Jessie>Maja
>>153836510Shut up hans, linn is very disliked in sweden
>>153836518We can have her
Jessie :(
KLAEBO DEAD
Uh oh
>KLAEBO
KAOS EXTRAKLÄBO DED
Klæbo ded
LMAO
Based burger wiping Klaebo
It's Klæbover...
Kläbo dont know how to fall
Smashed his head good
CONCUSSIONEXTRA
ban american terrorists
50km/h speed at that point, Klaebo's head took a bump.
LETS GO JOJOLETS GO JONNA
Why was Jasmi so bad in her heat?
1) Princess2) Jojo3) Nadine
>Kläbo not man enough to do a Linn and get second after being tripped
>>153836615In her Yle interview, she said that she had no grip at all.
>>153836626Ah
>>153836518Who the fuck or why would you dislike Linn?Sounds more like a Norwegian VPN user
Love the princess
SLUUURP
JONNA JONNA JONNA
PRINCESS
MOGGED
J O N N AONNA
Smashed by the princess
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOTAL JONNA DOMINATION
german smörebom, or maybe gimmler should start whalemaxxing for faster downhills
>>153836636Shes ugly and a total bitch. I cant think of anything likeable about her
>Kvikkstine Stavgås Skiglad
>>153836672>kwæbo
Absolutely furious
>>153836663This same thing happened to JoJo so whalemaxxing won't help against slipstream. Going first into DH is never good
I love the Princess so much it's unreal.
>Akkurat nåsuch a cute language
I love hagström so much. I wish she would choke me out with her thicc thighs
>>153836706SLATT
grahnwinslol
NORWEGIAN SABOTAGE
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJNEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ
>>153836721nice jinx
>Swedish skiingNEEEEEEEEEEJ
>everyone tripping uswow actually should just count as a win for Anton
>Svahn>GrahnWhy cahn't they ski?
>norwaywinslolyawn
Maja caught the crash live during her interview
Local dude on the podium
>>153836748skill issue
Kollerud podium wtf, in his first world cup start too. Really happy for Tuz though.
>>153836756brignone-tier acting
>>153836756SJOKKEXTRA
>>153836761>>153836759obviously a rigged race
New thread:>>153836773>>153836773>>153836773
>>153836748Svahn can ski, her olympic gold proves it. She was dodging that Italian who can't ski, unironically
