the champ is gone press fGOATviously >>153795726
dogshit thread
F
About to syoda some of my ryoka, that's eat hot dogs for the rest of y'all who don't know Finnish
Why must I cryThese tears from mine eyes?Why must I cryThese tears from mine eyes?Why must I trodThis lonely, lonely, lonely road?Why must I carryThis heavy, heavy, heavy load?
I've got a really good post whenever one of you guys starts schizo-ing out
>>153804304S'tough b...
Jon "raped bitch" Jones
>>153804320That shant take long I fear
petrino
Slampiggy ducking in 2 divisions kwab>fw midget?>no brazza I am moving to ww>fw midget on ww?>no brazza I am moving to mw
"Raped bitch" is crazy wtf who says that about somebody who's a victim of sexual assault?
>>153804352somalis
don't do it og
Jon "victim of sexual assault" Jones
>>153804349>>153804356Fuck it we move on, up the card...
>>153804292hell yeah bruder hh
>>153804361jon is no victim
Jones has a more recent win than Orbspinall
chills..........
gaethje immediately points to the center as a joke but the crowd rises to their feet and trump gestures a sign of approval
Jon "uncles favorite toy" Jones
Heeminder Fruity Jon is not only a fag but also a snitch, it's no wonder he loves jail so much.
>>153804384I just yelled CHAMAAAA in front of my screen
>>153804369Can't rape the willing
Jon "hey son lets step out to the backyard" Jones
Jones might look fruity but he ain't ever the one taking for sure
Jon "childhood trauma" Jones
>>153804410that actually makes him gayer
the first gentleman will be at the white, rootin for Gane, sources say.
Sorry i'm projecting.
>Jones said that he was sexually assaulted as a child.[237]
i just don't understand how you could (apparently) hold off all the good fights on deck, for a card that fighters are pleading to get on, and then limp your way to crafting a 6 fight card with 1 real belt
>>153804361You can't just say stuff like that man
That's an uncle rob roller dog right there
https://youtube.com/shorts/qh-CspiXmzs?si=xKhkPh21FAZ-JD3m
>shorts
>>153804537jon would kill that cripple irl so we don't care on the 'Cord
>>153800728>>153800835No. Dana doesn't do the negotiations and doesnt do numbers with fighters. But he does have say in match making. Hunter and Shelby talked to the fighters brought 20 possible fights and DANA's bald fat head made the picks specifically for the White House card. Sean Shelby talks to Bantamweight through welterweight fighters and makes those matchesMick Maynard handles Flyweight and Middleweight through Heavyweight fights.Hunter Campbell negotiates the biggest fights across divisionsDana can say no or argue to get fights. But he chose the 6 white house card fights. It's his fault Bo and Chandler specifically are on this card.
>>153804573Kill yourself
Woah what the hell?
>>153804594much to consider
Here's the real scoop. We were getting Jon VS Gane II before Jon bitched out
>>153804384this is worse than mojahed fudailit. never post this kind of shit on heem again
Do casuals just think the ufc is some kind of bottomless money pit? 0 fiscal knowledge.
>>153804431Nice gay handbag. Jones mk2. What a fag.
>>153804410He has absolutely sucked dick. Likely to have at least tried getting his arse wrecked. He's a full gay. You can't be that fruity and just be big bear.
pereira = charizardgane = dragonite
>>153804606mojja's awright
arman arman arman arman arman
>>153804629Kys faggot
she's pregnant...
>>153804669Nah fuck that!
Dana needs to set his feelings aside and sign Jon Jones for UFC Freedom 250
>>153804671my sentiments couldn't be more in alignment bruder
>>153804684see >>153804688
>>153804669Incredibly grim prospects!
alright fuck it digits gets to name the spud
>>153804717Tom
close one
>So Jon dropped off the face of the earth for months while we were trying to book the White House. I had to send Hunter down to Albuquerque with a crowbar to pry him off this twink just so we could talk numbers for the Pereira fight. And Jon looks at me and says 100 million and I want Tom to put the belt on me and whips out his phone and started swiping on grindr.
>>153804669give her the ol' trinaldo
>>153804725kek good post
>>153804717Baphomet
>>153804717Nigger
making another man suck your dick is not gay as long as you don’t get all romantic about it
heem just ridicule and mock me at my lowest that's it i'm off to get high
>>153804717Lil Heemy
>>153804888
>>153804717Touko Valio Laaksonen Jr.
>>153804898it's ovah i'm afraid lil heemy won the raffle
TOM ASPINALL SOUNDS OFF ON THE STABILITY OF REACTOR 4
fake beef
>>153804997Meng baptised more niggas than the damn reverend
>>153804997Wow that is so cool and wholesome, enemies turned friends, burying the hatchet. Old foes become new friends and peace triumphs over more bloodshed. Why cannot more people be like them?
>>153804997wait, he lived? damn, good for him I thought he was a goner
Garth via headkick
>>153804725>>153804997Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>153804997This has delayed the construction of the Third Temple
>>153804997meng has a tattoo of him heeming this dope
>>153804843You begot a child?
>>153805079sincerely hope not time will tell
jon jones retiring and a lunatic missing her monthlies this is quite a dire start to the spring
Heh common Tomas Aspinall Victory
>>153805092per sources thomas "tom" aspinall is on jones' side vis an vis whitehousegate
Drink up Bones, it dulls the pain
tom of englandme bleedin' orbinterim asininetomala harrispinalhoneybadgerme sontommy shitforbrainsme bloody kneewhy's you's booin' mehspinall
>>153804384why is gane's nose so fucked up
>>153804280it is all over
>>153805173what's with the kinda zesty stance?
>>153804644Dragonite can't learn moves that hit Charizard super effectively. But that's not true the other way around.
>>153805173He did the trump dance!
>>153805175thats Jon Jones. the man no one could stop.
i miss jones already
The Jones era. You just had to be there man
>I care about fighter payWhat type of person do you imagine?
>actually tries to hurt their opponents>automatic place on the mma goat rushmorewhat could it all mean
>>153805239
dana chose conor benn over jon jones.
>>153805275He needs a new bacha bazi sadly!
"Parliament is a misrepresentation of the people, and parliamentary systems are a sham."- Brendan Schaub, The Gringo Papi
>>153805277:(
Holy shit. Is Gane beating Pereira going to be the most nuclear we've ever seen cazzies and redditors? Tom vs Gane 2 might be the biggest fight of all time with the amount of caz anti-fans praying to see Tom to get le revenge for Pereira. Gane will have Colby levels of hate.It will be like when Islam beat Charles or Topuria heemed Max and everyone was foaming at the mouth and literally filming themselves crying over it.
>>153805287will you be shocked? Gane by flying head kick
Gane by heel hook
Gane?
>>153805340Nah mate
>>153804384And then reality sets in
>>153805223
gon gones
>>153805350Then who?
>>153805041t. gaped Lakemba lebbo
>>153805413cain
>>153805427Not even close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLvvJXqRo4k
>>153805413
>>153805451Ah yes Magumbo the child predator
Whatever happened to Food Truck Diaries?
what if ilia just agrees to only punch 50% hard
>>153804280>mma "GOAT">undercard to womens fight>undercard to wwe reject vs disney reject fight
fedor vs jonesplease
If you lock Diddy and Jon Jones in a room together, they both come.
Out.
>>153805578arlovski vs fedor bkfsea
What is Joe Rogan's dream?
>>153804384I told you. Gane is fighting a fucking demon
Magumbo fighting the world famous pullout merchant Philipe Lins>Cut from PFL after winning the PFL Heavyweight title and pulling out of his follow up fight and season>Joins UFC and loses to post-pandemic Andre Arlovski and Taner Boser>Moves to Light Heavyweight where he pulls out of fights for 2 years because he's schizo.>Finishes old man OSP and boring decisions Ion Cutelaba >GFLThis old guy's prob gonna die. But imagine if ngubu shows up extra old and gasses enough that this guy decisions him by throwing 10 jabs.
Dana White's Amazonian Guard
Jiri was not lying when he said he could sense sorcery and black magic. Poatan is a demon. The man known as Alex Pereira was spiritually weak and stooped in sin, an impoverished alcoholic. He was vulnerable and let a demon possess him. He sold his soul for combat prowess and success. Poatan is a demon and he is managed by a freemason. Gane is fighting the devil
>>153804384the paramount marketing has changed the sport
In one hand Poatan is my countryman and I like his life story, but Gane.
>>153805715Theyre gonna promote him as a poor poor victim of le evil dana. A star in the making whos dreams were CRUSHED because dana's a big old meanie for no reason!!!
If they release Jones from his contract, Ngannou vs Jones may actually come true
The world is primed for MVP to overthrow the UFC monopoly
>>153805725Gane is a mason too, dumbass
>>153805755No that's false
>>153805751>strikeforce fight dana couldnt make>ufc fight dana couldnt make>fights nigonyou for MVP>fights tom for MVP we all got played. well done jake paul well done
Vallejos will heem
>>153805759Okay, thank you. I'm sorry for calling you a dumbass.
Dana will have to fly to ohio and walk around holding jake Paul's hand. Mock my words.
just woke up from my weed stupor nap what have i missed
I can't remember the last ufc bout I was excited for
>>153805840Me enjoying weem untlil someoen posts racism
>>153805846name one time
>>153805840
>>153805854Nigger
>>153805142bit racist b
gane has danced and laughed in front of ngannou, jones, lewis, volkov, aspinall. let's not even pretend little pebblehand has anything to offer.
IT'S UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YSJei_QCKY
>>153805821low T causes this
>>153805861
Connors hormonculus
New Iliadaddy heater dropped Bitchslam ducked
>>153806014Alidaddy catching strays!
>>153806014I like Justin but he 100% was used by Ali to protect Khabib from Tony and they're pulling the same shit now.
>>153806014>Once again, someone else who will pay for Islam's escape.
Soon
>>153806052Justin beat the living shit out of turdny
>>153806014
>>153806063Yes yes I know you think posting that will upset me I was simply pointing out Ali's shenanigans. You may now spend the next hour posting about diapers.
>>153806014why does ilja care what ali looks like and does the little man with no chin think he's a luke rockhold because of his bogged venezuelan?
>>153806086Huh?
>>153806057>rnc
>>153806063Only because Khabib's repeated ducking over years caused Tony to be in a weakened state by the time he fought Gaethje. In the canon timeline Tony sliced Khabitch's face open, subbed him and averted the Dagestani takeover. CSO
>>153806102Mmhmm.
>>153806109who's the skirt
Chills
>>153806014BEASTpuria absolutely BURIED those mentally ill piglet freaks
>>153806117Larubia mala, it's right there
>>153806118
When a guy comes from Cage warriors there's a 80% chance they're ass
>>153806014Let's go for that
>>153806086>>153806108I guess we should say the same thing about ilia after Gaethje heems him. >pre-divorce ilia was a m-monster!! He would’ve destroyed Islam!
>>153806130go for my balls across your forehead
ilia is the realest of them all. he is eternally rewarded for his commitment to the truth.
>>153806132IMO desu senpai justin is going to drag Ilia into deep waders and get a late finish. I'm just not some greenhorn visiting the rodeo for the first time.
>>153805821>>153805961Bodied that bitch titted FREAK
>>153805854>>153805861
>>153806164
>>153806170who's the skirt
Zion don needs to pardon War Machine before the White house and let him wrap the belt on Garth
>>153806172Ken Shamrock
>>153806176War Machine absolutely smokes pole
>>153806176He did nothing wrong. How would any of us react if we found out our girlfriend was sleeping with another man?
>>153805354Poor Gane. He didn't mean to kill him...
>>153806177OF?
>>153806197He dated a pornstar who took BBC on camera for a living and then sperged out when she dumped him
Keith Lee: Parts Unknown 2
Amerikneelers deserve lynching just for inventing that word
>>153806204Of course you'd pull up a chair but I mean normal anons.
>>153806219that's not a word my slavic comrade
You now remember Shavkat Rakhmonov
>>153806204It was because the 7/11 guy refused to hand him a slurpee, that's what kickstarted the whole thing
A cell officer found Koppenhaver struggling to breathe, with a torn piece of linen around his neck that was tied to the leg of his bunk bed. After the officer cut the linen, Koppenhaver's vitals stabilized within 15 minutes, and he was moved to a medical ward, where he was placed on suicide watch. In a suicide note found in his cell, he quoted philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche twice to explain his actions
>>153806246>cope haver >attempted suicidemany such cases
Imagine ducking the White House card to chase Kamaru Usman in 2026.
>>153806265Usman unironically has all the tools to heem Islam.
>>153806265Are we pretending Usdaddy doesn’t use Clitia as a fleshilight?
usmeng is a house negro
Isn't Usman fighting DDP at MW?
usmeng was always chinny and he's in there with godlia for 25 minutes. no shot.
>>153806294Fraid topiggy’s itty bitty clitty squirts in round 1
>>153806312Clitia bros.... we got mounted
>WHITEPURIA??? THIS IS NUMBER ONE BULLSHIT BRAZZA YOU KNOW I'M BBC ONLY. IT'S EITHER USDADDY OR NOTHING
yeah i'm thinking usmeng can have his 1 minute of control time.
>>153805173This was CTEpe’s retirement fight…… hella grim.
>>153806014There's no one in the ufc more based than Ilia. Literally just destroyed islam's legacy with one post
>white Oh LMAO
>>153806351That’s that conquistador blood
>>153806351My cousin
>>>153806014>What he say brazza???? Ali read it to me what he say
>>153806351Most of Pakistan is whiter than this
>brazil vs france whats the score?
>>153806170Why man. Why are you totruring me. Are we not brothers in weem?
>saaaar we wuzz white and shiet saaaarbuddy you are literally pajeet.
>>153806325
>>153806367Clitia on the left I fear
>>153806387From recent memory, i think we had BSD vs ruffy and Imavov vs Borralho
>>153806389Literally turn on your monitor
In a lot of ways, Islam is Jon Jones, Ilia is Aspinall, and Gaethje is Gane
>>153806400france has the edge now
>>153806387Gane is currently winning against Brazil.
>>153806415in a way its bones is as much as jones, as jones is bones. simply put jon jones is at the root of us all
>>153806325fixed
>>153806415>Gaethje is GaneMakes sense
>>153806429gane sure has bulked up since is fight with rafael dos santos
Tomilia Topinall will lose via TKO (eyepoke)
junior dos anjos kids gonna be a star
>>153806272Ali will convince Usmeng to throw the fight, just like he did to Garth when he fought Khabitch.
Tom aspinall? Yea he's a good kid
>>153806461Never trust a nigerian.
>>153806415Pigslam got knocked the fuck out.Topuria is undefeated.
we have what all men want.
Has Makachev faced true blacksplosive power yet? It could be his unbecoming thougheverbeit
ilia is jones and aspinall and gane combinedislam is spivacarman is tybura
>Ilia, you hav to be humb-ACK!!!!!!
Im Tnak AbottYuo guys are Jeff Molina
Chills, simply chills
>>153806545Ari is a racial caricature
>Ali 9/11 to Garth
>>153805715>>153805734And Ariel will be working for the event and asking questions at the press conferences. He's going to steer all questions towards it being francis and lins vs dana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY
heeminder jones signed an 8 fight deal prior to the gane fight kek what a fucking retard
>Masvidal is 41How did this happen mengs?
>>153806545Ilia's figurative and literal daddies
Hows everyones week going
>>153806649hitting on all charles bennetts
>>153806639Ilia's "daddy" is a guy he knocked out cold in devastating fashion?
>>153806699Jaidaddy had a pigga sucklin’ at he sexy black daddy trough, sadly
Adriano Martins.
>>153806708Who?
one. more. sleep.
Clitia xisters do be sufferin’ from dat dere sexy Slamdaddy obsession
pereira vs gane is actually better for the division than jones/pereira
>>153806711you know who..
Stop running Pigslam
>hard leg kicks>elite tdd>height and reach advantageBookies are disrespecting Garth desu
>>153806634Cubans live pretty long under capitalism.
met gina
Jones did not pull out of the white house card, it's all smoke and mirrors
*takes (you) down*
>>153806614And boomers have the audacity to say the ufc was better before. These bums wouldn't even sniff the rankings today
>no Jon Jones >No Conor McGregor >No Nate Diaz >Not even Jim miller Yeah I don't think I will be watching that crap
>>153806809Why does Russia mog everyone else at wrestling?
>>153806781Cuba has the same life expectancy as America
>>153806826Why does Cuba has the GOAT wrestler, but anyone else? Why can't they repeat the formula?
>>153806839Nickal ducked Romero recently, massive story loss
>>153806828>t.
Nobody would've complained if the fight was stopped here
Alidaddy just cooked that lil faggot!
Does Gina Carano eat ass?
>>153806813did it with one arm
>>153806860HOLY CRINGE
>>153806863Ask Henry cavill
>>153806860>you can cover your cowardice with nasty tweetsposts a nasty tweet.
ufc is dead
kek look at this doo. no wonder piggie ducked Ilia across 2 divisions. he would get his chin exploded with a jab.
Inconclusive.
>>153806896>Nelk boys>Neon>Adin RossAll ambassadors, cry more, WE'VE never been more relevant
>>153806863she will if you ask nicely brother
BEASTpuria got Ali's pink panties in a twist
I think I'm still concussed
>>153806920I’ll never forget how the Nelk daddies BODIED that disgusting piggie freak Clitia
>>153806014Chills....
>>153806933close your windowter off
>>153806014>>153806860>You ducked me!>No! You ducked me!>Well, your manager is ugly!>Well, your manager is fat!P4P Shit Only
Gane's usually around 245-247lbs. How much will Pereira weight in at?
>>153806961islam is winning on my scorecards on account of ilja getting a tl;dr deduction
>>153806963Pereira usually walked around at ~230lbs. So he could bulk up a bit to 235-240lbs maybe. But likely won't be a huge difference. Muscle takes a long time to build.
>>153807000you reckon the gurucels will make as much noise about it as they did about HE Jonesy pbuh
>>153806014The way Ilia(or whoever he gets to do it for him) writes is pretty cool to see. Wish more fighters would do it but it's obvious to see why they don't.
Ilia had the same moment as Islam vs Martin the only difference is there is levels to this shit
>>153804594It was a pleasure, man.
it reads like a retards diary sweetie wadder we doin here
>>153807042Ilia tanked a full force head kick straight to the chin up a weight class on short notice and recovered in time to put his hands down to break his fall. He and pisslam are not the same.
If Adriano Martins does this to you than Topuria will put Islam into a fucking coma.
>>153807064True Islam is married, of normal height and the PFP no.1
>hung wei lo
>>153807082He's an ugly, inbred, goat-fucking Muslim who's been caught cheating multiple times and chickenshit scared of fighting Topuria thoughbeit. Not even hating those are just the facts sadly.
I can't deny it anymore, topuria is the goat
>>153807087you called?
>>153807093Nobody gets ya birth control bussy squirting like ya Slamdaddy
>>153807082ilja isn't divorced
You lames don't understand 5D chess. Islam's holding out for that Tehran card.
>>153807110Huh?
I'D RATHER BE A CLOZZY THAN A SNEEDOH I'D RATHER BE A CLOZZY THAN A SNEEDI'D RATHER BE A CLOZZYRATHER BE A CLOZZYRATHER BE A CLOZZY THAN A SNEED
Tony wont retire til he is 70. Combat athletes are aging differently
>>153807128its funny that u all find football chants cool but in pakistan the cricket crowd has electrical atmosphere
>>153807121triple belt match in spain islame vs illwhoreiah
Granted it's far from amazing but it's more than what most fighters do.
will sweden produce fighter again?
>WH card? yeah let's do it brazza>w-wait Ilia? I meant grandpa usmeng. I am not fighting>y-you ducked me though
>>153807122You gave yourself terminal severe AGP by bucking and bouncing ya birth control bussy on ya dead daddy’s thang! Not even hating those are just the facts sadly.
>>153807136you joke but have you ever seen banglas watching cricket
How does he do it?
>>153807165What exactly makes you think I made these posts from 6 years ago?
Pigslam knows that BEASTpuria has the key to his bacon safe and he is NOT gonna let him have a taste.
>>153807074Seriously that chin is baby shit tier soft lmao
>>153807171rawalpindi has amazing energy brother, better than shitty fight events
>You gave yourself terminal severe AGP by bucking and bouncing ya birth control bussy on ya dead daddy’s thang!>Not even hating those are just the facts sadly.>What exactly makes you think I made these posts from 6 years ago?
>>153807173Probably hung like a horse I knowost of my alpha ness comes from knowing I'm hanging dong
His posts really imprint on me playa!
>>153807203He can't keep running forever.
>>153807248I-i g-go skiing braza no reception you know this
I would loike to announce my ethniticy and my body status but I would like an assurence that nobody will be 1 racial or 2 ingorant
It's insane how many of my posts have imprinted on you.
He had to pull out with a Nikita Hand injury?
>>153807261you aren't an slovenly nigerian woman by any chance?
>>153807275
Game will hop around, jab, and leg kick for 25 minutes, win the fight, and get robbed by the judges because everyone hates him
>>153807275>>153807283
>>153807286THE game? I just lost I'm afraid...
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
99% of the people i knew who were into ufc around covid and before have completely stopped watching
>>153807178Im so fucking horny and lonely and I work at Walmart and I see beautiful women all day and Im pretty attractive but I dont know how to flirt or progress a relationship even with girls who are flirting with me like coworkers and stuff. Even if I could fake it to close the deal I would be so anxious I literally would be sweating and breathing heavy if we ever went onto a date to the point where I couldnt even enjoy myself let alone act normal. On top of all this I suffer from extreme AGP and my sexual desires are all out of wack and it seems almost unfair to a woman to get her into a relationship just to be dishonest about what I really am or what I like. So Ive just repressed all of this with masturbation addiction which has spiraled out of control until now when I practice no-Fap during my 5 day work week and now its just reminding me how deeply horny lonely and troubled I really am forcing me to confront my issues.
>>153807286Game? Game will heem.
Ngannou Ducked
>>153807303Wow that's rare
Jon won, Hunter lost, Dana won
>>153807303Who asked?
>>153807304Smokin that gay meth
>>153807303Average big card before the coof, recognise anyone?
What the fuck is this schizo talking about? Stop replying to me you silly freak.
>>153807303Sounds like all the poeple you know are faget. Respectfully.
>>153807329No one asked because they dont watch ufc anymore
thread needs more sweden
>>153807339bochniak bless
>>153807357I live in sweden if that helps
People gotta thank Ilia Topuria for saving the white house card, every other fight sounds like an average fight night card.
>>153807364Based post
>>153807304What a stand-up guy
daniel cormier
>>153807364
The sharthouse card has proven that nobody gives a fuck about Clitia or AGPoatan
Honestly I find myself missing most of the card and just watching some Paramount drama show, just finished "From" and shit was cash
We're in here btwhttps://www.twitch.tv/loltyler1?sr=a
>>153807379why does little james "jimmy" france simply not do this
>>153807379zabitch got exposed for being pillowfisted here and had to retire shortly after
>>153807303ufc fell off after izzy vs alex 2
No Jondaddy, Slamdaddy or Zatdaddy = shit card
>>153807436True actually.
will have to give credit where it is due and congratulate disgraced interim "champion" and current champion spokesperson thomas "tom" aspinall on his correct stance on the jones debacle even if it's just slimey limey eddie hearn the dickensian villain feeding him lines
>>153807436I wonder if the card that fell through was Strickland Khamzat
QoSlam needs a chocolate daddy
Eddaddy Heemrn got him revved
Please tell me there's eye surgeons at the white house #ProtectTheFighters
>>153804997imagine having a long and harrowing near death experience that illuminated the sacredness of life and then hoping on twitter after to shill crypto and defend trump for being a pedophile
i believe the white house card is fake. bones and switch being played on the fans.
>>153807468Khamzat probably ducked Strickland again
>>153804280Big Frank weighs in
me? im not a fan just an observer. ufc is dead
>>153807468They’re fighting in Newark UFC 328
>>153807496Same guy who ducked a billion dollar fight with jake paul
Tito Orbtiz
>awri' guvna lissen ear what we'w gone do ri' is 'ave you teww awiew tha' you fink jones desehves moah money fom dana and then eel 'ave to give you moah money dahn the line, got it sunshine?>me name's tom aspinall and jon jones should be paid more money if you ask me
>>153807505Oh you are right, my bad
I'm not you friend "mate"
IT’S UP https://youtu.be/SyV0X4uujSg
>>153807532
>>153807496Francis is such an Uncle Tom. Throws all his african brothers under the bus to simp for some house nigger like Jon.
I’m digging the thing UFC is doing where there’s more interim and BMF title fights than undisputed title fights. Makes 3x as many main events!
>>153807518sometimes i frighten even myself with how astute and prescient i am i'm afraid
TWPmala excitedly jerking xer clitty cage as Jon and Ngannou fight on Netflix
>>153807496If some random boxer no one has ever heard of can get 15M for one fight, Jon at the White House is easily worth 30M. Sengün makes more than that for 9 months of apehoop. Dana is just a cheap kike.
>>153807372my condolences
>>153807496The company my father used to work in rolled a red carpet for him when they fired the guy because he could take a fuckton of money from them so they thought that treating him like a woman you want to fuck would change his mind. Sorry for the blog.
>>153807550works for masvidaldoesn't work for holloway
>>153807558it's much worse than that dana r white is ostensibly a catholic albeit lapsed severely so he is a shabbos and betrays the church
I'm afraid.
>>153807550>UFC>IC UFC>BMF UFC>UFC BJJ>SLAP >Zuffa Boxinghow long until tel aviv gets their own belt
>>153807591you fear?
>>153807576An insight into FavelaChimp Inc. Fascinating!
Haha guys remember when I told you for two weeks Max can’t grapple and you all called me a retard and said olives was washed haha that was so funny good one guys lol
>>153807576a big bunch of bananas on his work desk?
Colbybros........ we are so washed....
>>153807597We fear that you slurped up the Somalidaddy steatorrhea squirted on ya momma’s maggot minge
>>153807602Islam ran through Olivera like the village sheep mate
>>153807540you mean under his bike
>>153807612Lmao, you're saying that because he's Brazilian?
>>153807614no one asked you mate keep playing with sneed i want to talmbout>>153807613aaaaahahahahahahhahahahahhahhaaaa wtf
>>153807614Excellent post.
raf looks like proper fun icl easy e does it again>>153807623sadly so sorry to say
>>153807613
>>153807496>You deserve that $30M+he was offered that $30M+ and ducked.
ari should hire eric to save ufc and demote dana to slap and kc the man still knows dimes
>>153807673What flag is that? I was meant to he in jordan atm, and it kinda looks like jordan
>>153807659This is actually true and the most important part. Dana did NOT offer him one fight. He wanted TWO! One against Alex, and in the case of a victory, one against Tom. Obviously we already know the name of Tom Aspinall strikes fear in Jon's heart so he did the only thing he could think of and ran.
>>153807613Theres an Yuengling Centre...in America? What in lé blue fuck?
>>153807695It's Texas
>box thread is 9 days old
Jon beat Tom without ever fighting him
>>153807696that couldn't be any less important
>>153807714Damn, Schaub should've thrown some of those Thicccboy bucks at Ronda to engorge her breasts
>>153807721Tom retired Jon without throwing a single punch.
>>153807733jon is very rich and tom has to sell t shirts out the boot of andys vauxhall
Tom never beat Stipe, you know who beat Stipe? DC, Tom vs DC is the fight to make
>>153807718Because twinks like Ryan simply are a antitheses to the sport no one wants to watch that gay shit lil bro
>>153807733Jon has a compound in ABQ and Tom is peddling members only pasta videos
>>153807749now this is a good idea
>>153807750are daner is on it
>>153807749DC can no longer make 265
Chills…
>>153807749
>>153807775He just needs another towel
>>153807749Why is DC sparring with that little guy?, what is the point with that weight difference?
>>153807803Bacha bazi training camp sadly
>>153807777LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIGITS FOR CANADIAN DONIMANCE
No one on /sp/ has swagger like us, swagger like is, swagger swagger like us
>>153807816excellent picture terrible digits let me help you out
>>153807846He must have a big BBC! Add him to the pakdaddy pookakke we have planned tomorrow!!
>>153807870it's ramadan mate
Farted myself awake
>>153807880That’s why I said only suckle ‘n’ slurp your Somalidaddy after sundown!
Clozzy won
>>153807880Oh nooo :( these posts are going to hurt his soul or something lmao, fucking retard!
>>153807024Jones mostly just got fatter when moving to HW.
>>153807896The having a dead mom competition?
How is Arman ranked above Charles? Is finishing Dookie Dan a better win than dominating Max for 5 rounds?
>>153807902Clozamummy gave him a biscuit erry time he busted on her, sadly
>>153807921Lmfao "Clozamommy" is fucking outlandish mate
>>153807896I was going to say that your webm sucks and is a complete waste of time but then I remembered that AI uses millions of gallons of clean water that might otherwise go to Africa so good work b
>>153807934>AI uses millions of gallons of clean waterThis is demonstrably a psyop against normies by investors who have short positions on tech stocks
>>153807952bappa you can't even pick a country sit down
>>153807918Because they fought eachother and Arman won
Whats yuor stud name weem
>>153807978>Arman wonOnly cazzies believe this
>>153807918This problem can be fixed by organising a Charles Arman rematch alas Dana has a hate boner for Arman for whatever reason
>>153807918Arman has been aura farming like a man a mission, you don't know ball lil bro sit down
Armdaddy is so based it's unreal
>>153807896what the hell
It will always be /heem/
>>153808011Mega Meng
/scrap/ never happened
>>153808011aapo
>>153808140How come /scrap/ never took off?
>>153807918>How is a guy who beat Charles ranked above Charles
When Arman ate that bread it was so chadly
/scrap/ whatever happened there?
>>153808215The giant chocolate croissant with the giant cup of coffee video? I loved that one.
>>153808176Jannies conspired against it possibly
>>153808176the wonksters mass report anything good
speaking of wonk i had the nastiest ankalaev on the abdelaziz rn left me feeling dehydrated you know dem ones
>>153808228>>153808238Jandaddy got ya scrappy crappys seething?
>>153808238Oink for /scrap/, s/crap/iggy!
>>153808257I ate a bunch of hotdogs and chocolate yesterday I'm having a brutal mixture of diarrhea and constipation that's keeping me chained to the bathroom all day.
>>153808285feel you bruder going to the store to get some electrolytes you need anything?
>>153807918yeah also shorts slipping win as well so there's that. it was like 2 years ago and since then shartman fought Dookie Dan only.
>>153808257https://youtube.com/shorts/02UkKi_wJF0?si=2DlgBxGz7HrtzxDG
pillowfisted mulatto ass frog
>>153808223Twas a good video Arman just can't fucking miss don't even get me started on the caviar ones
>>153808359Nobody cares about Imavov
>>153808322>since then shartman fought Dookie Dan only.And why’s that?
>>153804329nuff bout Nash though
Patchy Mix sucks assAnd his wife is ugly, yuck!most unfortunate
>>153808491>that guy that flatlined me? nah, he sucks.
as this historic thread draws to a close i want to thank jon for everything he's done for the ufc and mma
Make the new thread a Ilia Topuria edition
>>153808540>>153808540>>153808540
can the next thread be /hard/ for harry hardwick?
>>153808557is that some kind of youfferism
>>153808557this shit has to be humiliation ritual>yeah let us cart you out of here around whole octagon with your legs up in the air goy>cameras recording you is the mandatory part goythey could get a stretcher.
final post ever in final ever /bones/ formerly /heem/
rest in power GOAT
