>Saturday 14th March 20263pm Burnley v AFC Bournemouth3pm Sunderland v Brighton & Hove Albion5.30pm Arsenal v Everton5.30pm Chelsea v Newcastle United8pm West Ham United v Manchester City >Sunday 15th March 20262pm Crystal Palace v Leeds United2pm Manchester Dilated v Aston Villa2pm Nottingham Forest v Fulham4.30pm Liverpool v Tottenham Hotspur >Monday 16th March 20268pm Brentford v Wolverhampton Wanderers>boggled>im dun>im dun>send spurs down
Anime
THIS FUCKING GERMAN BEAT ME AAAAAAAAA
Cazzie here why are the "Tottenham Hotspurs" attempting to win the UEFA Champions League while hurtling towards relegation from the Barclaycard Premiership?
Someone post spurs comedy conceding webms
7-1 is still on lads. 2 to go!
>5
S O O N
I can see for miles and milesI can see for miles and miles
>atalanta saving spurs' blushes by being the worst team in the champions league
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY??!
I expected every poster in /epl/ to post an apology to Ange within the next 24 hours
>BayernHow did they get beat by Arse but thrash Atlanta?
>>153810342Turns out Arsenal aren't that bad and Atalanta aren't very good
>>153810312He deserves royalties for how often they'll be playing his sound clips on talkSPORT tonight.
>>153810369Yeah but 6-0 at home.....
Yeah I saw him he was bashing in daves brain (there wasn't much of it to begin with)Atletico VARdrid have conspired against Dr. Tottenham
>>153810430they're without Kane too lel
my arsiesmy firesies:)
The team that are currently holding Barcelona to a 0-0 draw, beat Manchester United with 10 men
Come back is on!
newcastle saving EPL's coefficient tonight after liverpoo and shitspur
10 goal involvements for black players in the Bayern game
>FARCALol.
>>153810741thanks dave was wondering what match you were watching about pressed to pub window
The Newcastle match has been great great football
*snout fuck me
>"It's safe to say that we were not the only ones impressed by the atmosphere here today" >Arne Slot on the referee following Liverpool's defeat to Galatasaray
LOL UEFALONA STRIKES AGAIN
>>153810866And he'll keep getting away with this nonsense, just like Wirtz can't be criticised. Isak breaking his leg saved his career.
pathetic Shitcastle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJHIywBPxWoIT'S UP!!!!!!!!!
tottenham will finish on 34 points
>>153811259ok how u know?
Can someone please explain why everyone is shitting on Tudor for subbing Kinsky?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSKbF_HUAfkIT'S STARTING BROS
>>153811263i looked at their schedule and saw theyll draw leeds and forest and beat wolves and lose every other match
>Can you h-h-h-h-hearrrrr me Totnum??
>>153811283From the looks of it Romero was the one who told Tudor to sub him off.They're shitting on Tudor because Tudor didn't give Kinsky a hug and just ignored him as he walked off while a bunch of spurs players and coaches did. Media hates that stuff.
>Spurs gifting 3 free goals in 15 minutes
>>153811304These masks make me crease like nothing else on earth
>>153811287I hate Jason Cunty with a burning passion, and I've seen O'Hara's baby mama's fanny with pringles inside. Pair of muppets.
>>153811283I don't really get it because he was told yesterday that he'd be starting (story leaked then so surely the player had been told) so it wasn't like he had it sprung on him But Tudor clearly only wants players he trusts and he shat himself in the worst way. The only sad part about it is Van de Ven deserves more blame and he won't get any
Short-term specialist they said Kane replacement they said Best defensive partnership in Europe they said
LIVERPOOL LOST TO GALATASARAY DESPITE HAVING A 12 MAN ADVANTAGE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYY??????
What was even the point of starting the inexperienced goalie? Tudor just ruined this boys career in a meaningless game for no reason. WTF was the point?
>>153811422Fans have been calling for Vicario to be dropped for months. Called 'Italian Hologram'.
Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher (0 titles won) is APPAULED with the team's EMBARRASSING defeat to Galatasaray
TUDOR IS SACKED. IT'S OVER.
>>153811422Cause everyone kept saying Kinsky surely can't be any worse than Vicario. And really, if not this game then what other game do they have? Every single game matters in thr league so experimenting there would be even more retarded. Realistically they have 0 chance of getting far in the CL so Tudor probably figured this was as good of a time as any. Maybe the home game would have been better but still.
Who the fuck would take this Spurs job
>>153811479dyche
>>153811479Sherwood has said he would. Hoddle said he would.
IT BEGINS
>>153811492He's already been sacked.
Joey Barton is charged with 'wounding with intent' after man was found with serious injuries to his face and body near Liverpool golf clubwtf
Sherwood actually had a really good record as Tottenham managerThen he went to Villa, performed a great escape AND got them to an FA Cup finalIt only went to shit when they sold all his best players and gave him rudy gestede People don’t rate him because he has a cockney accent
>>153811515Well also he's an Arsenal fanEspecially sore subject now
>>153811509Yeah apparently he's permanently blinded in one eye. Barton has a knack for going for the eyes.
>>153811509He’s a thugTypical reform voting brexiteer
>premiershitga
>>153811534How is this Barton guy not in prison? He's a danger to society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZu2nfdnFFs
>>153811543WELCOME TO BRITAIN
>>153810837kekkkkkkkkkkkk done him
lel this bloke pretending to be a Spurs fan saying Tudor needs more time
>>153811568New manager trounce
He drew the second half away at atletico Madrid. Not many managers can say that. Give Tudor a new contract
>>153811568What makes people even listen to talkshite?
it's not like Tudor went out there and was like right Kinsky, Mickey, I want you to slip over on your arses and gift them 3 goals in 15 minutes. that's the plan.
>>153811592It's just when something's happened in football It's horrendous most of the time
>>153811593Tudor told them to wear their dry grass studs instead of their wet pitch studs it’s all his fault
>>153811601It's just rival fans pretending
>>153811592Simon Jordan master race And Jason cundy is funny when Spurs are shite
No Liverpool fan can say they 100% believe they'll beat Spurs that's the funniest part
>>153811564>>153811543WELCOME TO BRITAIN
>>153811636Stephen Ireland? Ex Manchester City and Stoke City playmaker?
>>153811592it's for chavs, gammons and tradies essentially what sportscenter is for hicks and basketball americans except you get to hear the retarded mongoloid audienceTalkSport, the radio for people on benefits
Just woke up my missus to show her Liverpool just flopped another game. We're both HOWLING right now x
>>153811656Yeah he popped to Antalya for some hair transplant surgery
>>153811636City nonces
>>153811661and we LAV it
>>153811661It’s just for the demographic of working class boomer men who can’t figure out how to get Spotify/bluetooth to work on the radio in their transit van I listen to Simon Jordan clips of his “PASSIONATE RANTS” while lifting
Can't believe THIS version of Newcastle beat Man U with 10 men
>>153811692Simon Jordan is a walking dictionary but he does make a lot of sense. The issue with Talkshite is the bait. You've got Pardew saying shit like 'If Arsenal win the title there should be an asterisk next to it' because apparently scoring 100 goals this season, only behind City in open play goals, is 'boring'. Because it gets clicks and views.
>>153811692Me babes sed she'd get us a kenwood radio from halfords x
>a sissybake after copping a WHUPPING off galaturkYikes.
>>153811716Yeah but it’s like watching wrestling even though you know it’s fake - because it’s still interesting to see how they’re gonna get a reactionI enjoy watching/listening to talksport because it’s funny seeing how they’re gonna rile up the boomers every day
>>153811636What was an extremely vulnerable 12 year old doing on a dating app wtf
>Arselel have no money for the summer transfer window so their planned transfers are two free playersLOOL.
Don't let Spurs fans forget they told Tudor to drop Vicario for Kinsky The least knowledgable fans in world football you'd HAVE to say, on that evidence alone!
TOO DIRE IS TO POO
He's walked off again
>>153811966Clearly performative because it got such high engagement when he did it after palace
>>153811994Yeah agreed
Reminder that VdV and Romero had head collisions and due to new concussion rules they cannot play against Liverpool.
Knowing Spurs they'll beat Liverpool. I just want them to be relegated just to see Expressions Oozing's meltdown. Sadly City will BATTER West Ham.
>>153811994>Clearly performativeMore like he has a contract and he won't get paid.
>>153812020Vdv is already suspended lol but yeah Romero and potentially palinha will be out tooBack 3 of Archie Gray, Kevin Danso and Dragusin against Liverpool
>>153812048>Knowing Spurs they'll beatUnless the word that follows is "themselves" then I'd be confident to wager you don't actually knows Spurs at all.
>>153812067Nah
>>153812073>Vdv is already suspendedOh yeah forgot he got sent off. They're lucky it's only a one game ban. I bet VdV thought it would be three so he could sit out of three games and not be in the firing line.>>153812091He's contracted for work, walking off and staying off is a breach of contract.
>>153812089They drew 2-2 with City, lad.
>>153812106Today he tried his best to get sent off and deserved to be He fucking hates being there it seems
>>153812121Yeah that was blatant. Baffling decision.
>>153811755(Chav) Parents don't take care of their kids because they're either addicted to social media and being on their phones all day or they're going to the pub or they just spread their legs and gave birth to a mistake, so their child gets neglected and ends up having unsupervised time on the internet Same reason why those girls got groomed by groomed gangs. Shitty creatures that need to be locked up targeting underage girls and these girls are neglected by their parents and probably been signing up to tinder from age 12 themselves.But for some reason we can't talk about parenting and the lack of it.
>>153811744do you like wrestling too :3
>tfw you're 5 seasons into the FM save and decide to play the 18 year old Wonderkid keeper in the League Cup QFs
>>153810295corr love the who
>>153811433always disliked him desu
>>153811479BRING ANGE BACKWHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE
Liversissy hiding his cowardly little head
Leverkusen to HEEM Arsecucks tomorrow lads. 3-0. Grimaldo with at least ONE assist.
>>153811408>Best defensive partnership in Europe they saidAbsolutely baffling this ever came up.
How could this Newcastle team BATTER Manchester United with only 10 men?
>>153812967Barca are better than United.
>>153812967Barca extraordinarily fortunate btw
If you want to start a new football youtube channel, start now. Make it all about tottenham's relegation and arsenal's boring football. In a year you'll have 100k subs and no longer have to wage.
Liversissy formula>get btfo>make a retaliation post>reply to it at least twice to feign interest>repeat
>>153812868you say this every game and get it wrong
>>153813539Cope Arsecuck. VPN off. Leverkusen know how to beat them and it's at home. One of the best LBs in the world. Arsenal can't score. Barely beat a League One team.
>Expression's said "Am I Mark Blackbridge?" when his steam hit 20,000Also got cooked by KSI who gave him £300 to dunk on him.
>>153813364I would but I couldn't be arsed with aw crying in the comments all day
go to bed dave you sad act
>I wouldLol, the amount of effort you spend making up boogeymen and gimmicks on /epl/, I am surprised you'd have any time to do it you fat taff nonce.
>>153813614>I couldn't be arsed with aw crying in the comments all dayThat is literally the point of those channels. Farm interaction and ragebait with the two most perma online fanbases. Look at the successful channels. It's all antagonistic negative content people love it. I am one of those people. It's hilarious.
Comprehensive Sissy Melty.
>>153813738It goes>United>Liverpool>Arsenal>Chelsea>Spurs>CityIn terms of 'top 6' stuff. If you look at Youtubers such as Flying Pig United, he went from 35,000 subs to 100k since last season. Because United were bad. If you look at United stand they went from 1 million to 1.25m in same period. If you look at Expressions Oozing he went from 375k to 450k from last season. It's all about performance, not about online presence. People sign up to watch you rage, not to watch you win. Arsenal channels only get interaction when they lose or draw. If you suck, you get more, if you don't, you won't. United YT views have dropped since Carrick came in because they've become good.If you're being a general football guy like Football Terrace then you're better off actually being positive about, in this season, Arsenal. Because it gets non-Arsenal fans seething and calling Terry an Arsenal fan (when he literally works for The United Stand) and it gets Arsenal fans watching because somebody is actually supporting them.My point is, if you want subs, support a team that is not normally bad being bad. If you want to be general football guy, go against what the MSM says and back it up with info. Otherwise you're basically just Talkshite.
>>153813579>copeproceeds to type a whole load of it
>>153813943Yeah, cope. I'll be awaiting your posts when they get heemed tomorrow. Or will you scurry away and not post?
>>153813917Or you could be like Rory Jennings where you shit on teams and also praise them but have regular meltdowns. Make both good and shit predictions. Basically appealing to everyone and getting laughed at by everyone because you're always right and wrong. He's mastered it really. A master baiter.
>>153813745Happens often
>>153813960>blah blah blahlooking forward to next tuesday when you tell us all how leverkusen can "turn it around"
David up all night chatting to himself I see
I wouldn't even mind Dave and Liversissy flirting if either of their teams weren't shit.
uhoh Liverpoo lost again
Spurs collapsing as a football club but Liverpool are still even worse somehow.
>>153817400Liversissy is really not going to appreciate this post
garn support man city rest of seasononly joy i have left would be to see xem lift titleive already accepted spurs going downabsolutely mentalbring back angewe goin down anywaylet him win us championship
>>153818002Focus on your own problems (relegation, zero wins in 2026 etc) before you think about Arsenal you stupid little spursy cunt
Tudor really said in the post-match that Spurs were competitive for the first 3 to 4 minutes
>>153818336I think he's just trolling now. He seemed likely against Palace and seemed to have hope. Now he's given up. He'll be gone soon unfortunately. If they didn't score 2 today he'd be fired.
Spuds
Morning all Spurs are down (to EFL) and out (of CL)
>>153818348Feels like he'll be sacked today somewhen. Romero blatantly told him to sub off Kinsky as well https://twitter.com/FootyHumour/status/2031471324011352563so he's not even in real charge of even what's happening on the pitch
Did he survive the night?
>>153818381Honestly should have been out of compassion. That's the right thing to do. Absolute shocking performance, Tudor's fault entirely.
>>153818360>>153818386Earliest non-injury goalkeeper sub in CL history. So Spurs did carve out their own little piece of history. I can't remember ever seeing one that early in any competition but I'm sure there'll be some obscure one, Halifax Town FC in 1937 after 12 minutes or one of those.
Who replaces Tudor?
>>153818437One fact like that I sawDarwen FC's record for the most consecutive league defeats (18) in English football from 1898-99 was kept safe after Wednesday drew yesterday
>>153818447bookies are saying Dyche
Another day another mantroony midnight melty
>>153818450>DarwenThe pioneers of Southerner butthurt:>Darwen was the first club fromNorthern Englandto achieve any success in theFA Cup, reaching the quarter-finals in 1879. They caused controversy in this competition by signing two professional players,Fergie SuterandJimmy Love, both fromPartick, a Scottish club based inGlasgow. This is believed to be the first involvement of professional players in English football. One London club proposed that "no side which does not consist entirely of amateurs, as defined by the rules to be drawn up by the committee, be entitled to compete in the Challenge Cup competition". (Note the words "rules to be drawn up", which imply that there was no rule forbidding professionals at the time.) The motion was defeated and Darwen travelled down tothe Ovalto play the great amateur sideOld Etoniansin the quarter-final. They needed to make the journey three times, drawing 5–5 and 2–2 before losing 6–2 in the second replay.>An FA Cup regulation of that time ruled that the final three rounds of the competition were to be played in London. This was changed following Darwen's experiences in 1879, and entries were subsequently grouped by region. Two years later, in 1881, Darwen went one better and reached the semi-finals of the FA Cup. They beatRomford15–0 in the quarter-final.
>>153818447Hire me. I'm an arsenal fan with little tactical knowledge and zero man management skills. I'm a perfect fit.
>>15381882315-0 jesus christ
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
Can some give me a QRD on 'dave' and 'liversissy'?
>>153818992liversissy - absolute reddit faggot who started splitting the thread after his team got humiliated by the worst manure side in historydave - literally a figment of liversissy's imaginationIn other news, Igor Tudor has still not been sacked by Tottenham.
This has to be the most attention Spurs have ever gotten in the media
The fundamental problem I have with modern ABL posting is that it's just a shameless rip-off of ABU gimmicks. /lug/ is a rip-off of /mug/. "Transfield" is a rip-off of "Transchester Dilated/Wayne Trooney". Back in the day, we used to get original, authentic memes like "THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP" and >>>96.
>>153818447MUST be 'Arry
For some reason the Fotmob app sent its users notifications for the Portugal vs. France final of at Euro 2000 Probably testing something but I got them as well, was a bizarre sight to wake up to
Emery is a shit manager
Carrick, Arteta and Rosenoir should all be fired and replace with 60 year old Italian or Spanish men.
>>153819233Carrick is a good manager. Sure he lost to 10 men and got out coached by Eddie Meme but he's a good manager!
>>153819233>sacking a brown manCan't do that: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cj4zgy21v0jo>The head of anti-discrimination body Kick It Out says that initial proposals by English football's independent regulator "put equality, diversity and inclusion on the subs' bench".>The watchdog for the top five tiers of the men's game is devising a new code of governance, with clubs having to show what they are doing to tackle under-representation of minorities in order to be granted a licence.>In correspondence sent to the independent football regulator (IFR) as part of a consultation process - and seen by BBC Sport - Kick It Out claims that the proposed measures are "inadequate".>"[It] doesn't go far enough in addressing the stubborn challenges that the game currently sees," said Kick It Out chief executive Samuel Okafor.>"We've been really clear with the regulator in terms of the gap that currently exists. And the gap is significant. We're really concerned that what we've seen in the first proposal, in essence, puts EDI [equality, diversity and inclusion] on the subs' bench, [and] maintains the status quo. It's really important that the regulator uses the powers that it has to drive the change that we all want to see.">Among a series of recommendations, Kick It Out says it wants annual publication of clubs' workforce diversity data, and every club to have board-level accountability for EDI.
>>153819306Meaningless drivel. Couldn't read the whole thing. Too many meaningless buzzwords. On a side note I do actually like Rosenior but it's to be seen whether he'll actually succeed. He acts white in many regards. Seems like a cringe pushover though.
Next year I hope Trans Pooshited get rellied too
I have no clue what type of Jewish tricks they used to end up with the best stadium in England, but Spurs have never been a big club. The only reason people are paying any attention to them and acting like it's a shame they are getting relegated is because they are Arsenal's rivals.
>>153819356Baffling post
>>153819340>Meaningless drivel. Couldn't read the whole thing. Too many meaningless buzzwords.Basically the IFR (which was intended to keep clubs in business) has already gone down the identity politics route.
Worst thread ever. Worse than britpol even. Bake a new one
thread is always shit whenever liverpoo lostI wonder why is that
>>153819356>I have no clue what type of Jewish tricks they used to end up with the best stadium in EnglandThe competition isn't all that stiffIt only had to be better than Arsenal's, everything else is shite from the 50s or not purpose built for football
The claim: Tudor was stupid to play Kinsky The fact: It was better to experiment dropping the disasterous first choice goalkeeper in this tournament than for Kinsky to have been given a PL match
>>153819384Tudor was always in way over his head with the task at hand, no one can save Tottenham from relegation, there is no fight in the players and apart from all the teams around the collapsing they are dead certain to drop down, no matter who or who not they bring in to fix this mess..
>>153819356>rivalsThey're not even rivals. Rivals fight over something significant. The NLD is just a scuffle between two clubs in a similar area. Arsenal rivals are Man Poo, Chelsea and Liverpool. When what the last time arsenal and tottenham actually fought over something tangible like a league? They like to pretend they're rivals to arsenal because it gives them relevance. If there wasn't a NLD tottenham would be a completely irrelevant team.
>>153819392Only one man can save them...
>>153819399Another Arsenal fan to the rescue, eh ? I’m in.
>>153819399Tottenham managers are so unlikeable. So glad mourinho and conte denounced the club. Really is just a managers graveyard.
>>153819392Yeah there was no need to get rid of Frank
they're saying that Kinsky slipped in the warm-up evenbrainless football club
>>153819407>bring in proven winners to win >don’t give them a free reign to do their stuff while hampering themselves financially wise you can’t compete with the likes of City and Chelsea (budget wise) without matching their spending all while having an established and fully supported foundation. No clue why clubs like Tottenham fail to realize this year after year, especially while they were actually good under Poch.
Forest have a rough run in but I'm seeing at least 6 points there. West ham also have it had but again I'm seeing 5-6 points. Tottenham's for? Maybe 3-4 points. Possibly even less. Seems like the deeper into the hole the worse they're looking. Forest vs Tottenham will probably be the decider. One of the biggest games in the prem history if we're being real. Forest have the fight in the and the quality. Tottenham have zero fight at this point. They seem helpless.
it's like 4 of the stages of grief
>>153819399
>>153819446Spurs had Romero & Palhinha both go off with 'concussion' at the end of the match which means, due to the concussion protocols, they're effectively banned for 10 matches. Covers the Liverpool and return leg. No Van de Ven either due to the straight red. Liverpool will somehow still make hard going of it.
Was this our boy? >>153795282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNvE1_JidFE
>>153819473I did think about that post. They really are only letting Spurs fans on so it's the way to go.
>>153819473That loser sounds like one of us yeah. You can hear the fear in his voice calling in.
>>153819467They're leaky even with their top players. They're going to get absolutely fucked by liverpool. Tottenham are a team to look forward to playing right now. Palace tore them a new one. Their backline is tragic and it's about to be even worse. The Liverpool game is going to be a circus. 3 days later it's the second leg. Then 4 days it's Forest. Brutal fixture list.
>>153819473I'll never forget when UTV called in to 606 back when Alan Green hosted it and he spilled his spaghetti big time.>>153819480Kek, spot on. Absolutely shitting himself.
>>153818458my choice
>United have to refinance their debt and interest rates are spiking >debt now at record level>club selling incoming transfer fees to third parties for immediate cashOOF
>>153819546The should have a cattle style auction for their entire first team.
>>153819342>Next year I hope Trans Pooshited get rellied toooh my word
>>153819473>>153819480>>153819497KEK holy fuck this /epl/ spacker should've typed out a script instead of mumbling and stuttering, tell me this isn't the ELIZABETH poster
>>153819568That's not funny just because their entire first team are black. Not having that.
>>153819612>their entire first team are blackWe can't talk about Chelsea mate, you know this
>>153819612Didn't say slave auction now did I? That would be racist. All chained together by the neck wearing shackles. Brutally whipped to show submission. Imagine a buck broken Pogba. He'd have been a club legend. But it's unkind so they just let them be £100 million feral n*ggers. Mourinho was done dirty.
>>153819430Don't forget sacking Mourinho something like a week before a cup final. I still put that down to cowardly Levy deliberately chucking the trophy because if Mou won it he would have had too much power. Wasn't an issue last season because even with the Europa papering over the cracks, Fat Mate was so shit in the league he could still justify sacking him.
>>153819639Nah man if it was Chelsea I'd say the entire club is black
>>153819648What would be the problem with that? What are you trying to say?
>>153819429What people also forget, is in the first goal, one of the Atletico players also slipped, it just was lucky the player with the ball didn't pass to him.
>>153819659Adrian Durham said for the past few months Atletico players have been moaning about the state of the pitch but this past week they suddenly stopped as though Simeone hushed them up about it in preparation for last night
>>153819480Your number gets blocked if you lie, that's why.
niggas will bitch about PSR and then spent 55m on elanga
Here is a revolutionary idea; professional buck breaker. Breaks the bucks before moving to big clubs. Set up scouts in Africa, bring the most athletic bucks and give them a professional attitude and extensive IQ training. Great set up for mid table sides, French sides etc. Basically printing money with football. Maybe keep a few to shoot up the table. Balotelli, except smart. Pogba, but actually compliant. Nicholas Pepe, who can actually pass. Billions to be gained. Bonus side gig is getting in naturalised bucks like Saka or Rashford on loan for buck tuning.
>>153819694I guess the point is that Chelsea and City were allowed to make mistakes, while Newcastle's recruitment has to be perfect.Newcastle have blown it last summer, and won't be able to spend like that again for a while. Other clubs fucked up year after year and still kept spending.
>>153819696Serious issues with you, lad.
just had a quick look at /r/WrexhamAFC and think I've sustained permanent mental damage
>>153819710Can't deny it's a good idea. For wayward white players, you've got AA, driving bans and asbo's. I don't see anything for our talented bucks. Kinda discriminatory in my opinion.
>>153814608we don't sign our posts here
>>153809965Why did they get rid of home and away aggregate again?
>>153819698You have a point with that But the flipside is that Wissa and Elanga are awful and expensive signings Newcastle absolutely spend, they're just being ran by spastics who can't believe their luck that the owner is so disinterested
>>153819745UEFA the rule was to encourage away teams to attack. UEFA determined it had the opposite effect, discouraging home teams from attacking because losing an away goal was worse. Next was 'home advantage' died over the decades because pitch quality rose for 'top teams', so away goals weren't considered as hard to score. UEFA then thought that the ET rule made it unfair because an away goal suddenly meant you got to score two goals at home in 30 mins. Finally, UEFA decided that games should be decided on 'total performance' rather than doing well for one game and winning because you scored two away and just shithouse at home.
>>153819745sit tight an Irish fella will come around shortly and tell you it's always been this way
>>153819643yeah completely inane levels of decision making from the top but that’s what you get when you run your football club like a business. Funniest thing is that the years of neglect only caught up to them now that Levy got the boot.
>>153819723>first post>it's a Yank who is also moderator of the USWNT pagelmao
>>153819763I cannot believe how shite Wissa has been, I wonder if that injury ruined him.Spending a gorillion on strikers and then starting Osula against Barcelona is dreadful. Surely Howe can't expect to be given even more.
>>153819789based celebs
>>153819430I don't know why people blame Spurs' failure on a lack of spending. This is a ranking of PL clubs by expenditure since the start of the 19/20 season (after Spurs reached that CL final under Pochettino). Spurs have spent the 4th most in the league during that period, more than Arsenal and Liverpool (who have performed much better on the pitch in the same period). Plus Chelsea's expenditure dwarfs everyone elses, so if spending money is all it took to be a successful team then Chelsea should be comfortably walking the league every season. And Man Utd have spent a similar amount to Man City in the same period, yet the teams are light-years apart in terms of recent success.If you want to look at net spend instead, Spurs are still ranked 3rd (behind Man Utd and Arsenal). So that metric is not an accurate indicator of true quality either. In fact, net spend is an even more flawed metric than total spend because it completely ignores every single revenue stream outside of player sales. For example, Spurs generate a lot of additional revenue from their stadium (NFL, concerts, go-karting, etc.), so the fact that they don't make as much money selling players is not really an issue for them. It's a similar story for Man Utd and Arsenal selling a lot of merchandise to foreign customers. Meanwhile Chelsea will sell off a lot of academy players for pure profit which makes their net spend look pretty low, but they're not really losing much value from their squad.The reality is that Spurs have spent plenty of money, it's just been on shit players. And even if you want to argue that there is a general correlation between spending and success, a team that has spent over 1 billion should never be in a relegation battle.
>>153819818>I cannot believe how shite Wissa has been, I wonder if that injury ruined him.Will be very interesting to see what happens when Brentford inevitably sell Igor Thiago to a bigger club.>Surely Howe can't expect to be given even more.The complete destruction of Nick Woltemade is the most fascinating bit with Newcastle IMO. Goes from scoring at a good rate at the start of the season to being pushed into midfield and then being ignored for a lad who was relegated with Sheffield United. Utterly bizarre stuff from Eddie Meme.
>>153819789women's football lolwomen's wrestling lol
>>153819768>UEFA the rule was to encourage away teams to attack.Suppose that's an ok reason.
Is it Eddie Meem or Eddie Meemee or Eddie Maym
>>153819836>The reality is that Spurs have spent plenty of money, it's just been on shit players.The EPITOME of that is Ndombele.
>>153819843Woltemade wasn't even playing badly imo, he's got 10 goals. He offers the close control and hold up play around the box that nobody else really can, I think he could really help to unlock space for the wingers.You can't just give up on a player like him, Howe has to do something.
>>153819858Eddie Meem
>>153819858may-may
>>153819789First post was "Wrexham v Cardiff, Welsh Cup semi final" and I was like "huh, those teams aren't allowed in the Welsh Cup anymore though I have seen mention of them playing one with the Cymru Premier teams as a back door into Europe again"Anyway, it's the fucking women innit haha
>>153819874Fanks
>>153819878Fanks agen
NOOOOOO simp for the women, stop gatekeeping the fandom. I'm gonna watch Wrexham get knocked out from my home in Canada! Go Maple Leafs!
Weird how the media are piling on Woltemade to distract everyone from how disastrous Isak has been this season.
Isak did great in Newcastle United's win against Manchester United. Newcastle United had 10 men.
>>153819856That was the original intent but it died when it became>Away team scores one or two goals>Goes home and does nothing but defendAnd they felt like the team going away on the 2nd leg had an unfair advantage because if it went to ET scoring one goal was the equiv of two.
We are gonna fucking kill them tonight ladsFor England.
genius move by henry tudor to play the backup goalkeeper in the CL so they can get eliminated and refocus on the relegation scrap
>Sheffield Wednesday will be handed a 15-point deduction for next season in League One if a deal with their new preferred bidder goes through.the massive will soon be in league two
>>153820001>administratorhow did blud arrive at the conclusion that depcon chansey deserves a £15m pay-off when he's completely checked out of the club
>>153819879so you found my reddit account big whoop
>>153820013chesney? from corrie?
>>153820027
>>153820013>Administrators have begun an exclusive period of negotiation with American private equity company Arise Capital Partners.>However, Arise's offer would not meet the EFL's requirement to repay creditors 25p in the pound, which would mean the Owls starting life back in League One with a significant handicap.>Dejphon Chansiri, their main creditor, is understood to have loaned the club £60m in more than a decade as owner, and must be paid back £15m of that if the Owls are to avoid a points loss.lol, lmao
>>153819930There was that fat ginger bloke on Talkshite who made the claim Woltemade was the worst signing in PL history a couple of weeks ago.Which is mad because he's not even the worst signing of last season. Cripes, he wasn't even the worst signing by Newcastle last season.Although it is Talkshite so I have to assume he made that statement for (you)s because if not he must be legitimately braindead, which is a bit sad.
>>153819017This^
>>153817478He didn't x
>>153820067> I have to assume he made that statement for (you)s It was Adrian Durham so you're spot on
Slot is a humongous fraud. Him and his Dutch cronies. But the biggest fraud of them all is Richard Hughes who has tanked the strongest European club in only 2 years.RIP.
>>153820094I have desu I hate how ragebait has become so popular. I like proper discussion, proper conversation, and proper opinions. Baiting someone into getting angry is funny in a 3 minute youtube clip. It's dogshit when it's an entire segment that goes on for an hour or more.It's like making prank calls when you're a kid. You get bored of it really quickly. But these days you need the clicks because you need that advertising revenue.I put lolcows in the same category.
>>153820013>>153820001>>153820041Absolutely mad innit. Almost feel bad for the delusional Wendies
>>153820155Completely agreed. It's fucking sad.
I don't hate Spurs but the sheer amount of content about their impending doom is addicting. Most of it is complete shite yet I can't help but consoom it
>>153820183I felt like this with Everton a few years ago. With both teams it's funny to imagine them playing in the Championship with their fancy new stadiums. The same is true for West Ham to a lesser extent.
>>153820097Liverpool has traditionally been a mid table club. Slot deserves a lifelong contract for what hes achieved.
Spurs have seen more defeat than sandals!
hmm
>>153820438Doesn't fit the narrative, Mandic. That's why every media outlet just 'SLAMS' Arteta's tactics.
>>153819356London bias. West Ham are another club who benefit, despite only winning 3 FA Cups, a Cup-Winners' Cup and the Conference League in their history (their best league finish was 3rd, which they achieved once - in 1986).
Friendly reminder that Arsene Wenger tried to save us from the long throw menace but you all called him a clueless retard.
Wissa has been a far, far worse signing for Newcastle.
The problem with Arsenal is they try to hoof it in
>>153820522There are no actual good long throw takers anyway. People say Kayode (spelling) and I rate the guy but I look at his long throws and go 'meh'.
Arsenal tried to play beautiful football but got 0 trophy for their trouble
>>153820541In a perfect world Newcastle would have got Ekitike and Liverpool would have had an injured Isak and bought some emergency shitter like strand larsson. Then they'd have a points tally like Tottenham
>>153820623Nah. Wenger got two FA Cups doing it, at least.
How does he still have a job?
>>153819430>were actually good under Poch.Yeah it didn't have anything to do with having Son, Kane, Dembele, Vertgohen (spelling), Lloris and other good players, did it? Why do people pine for Poch when he did what he did because he had literally 80 G/A per season front two on top of a good GK and good CB and good midfield.>>153819836I worked out the spend of the 'Big Six' clubs since the start of the PL.1. ChelseaSpent: £3,789,830,0002. CitySpent: £2,952,830,0003. Manchester UnitedSpent: £2,700,590,0004. LiverpoolSpent: £2,373,300,0005. SpursSpent: £2,102,750,0006. ArsenalSpent: £2,073,130,000
>>153820817Being kept until after the inevitable Liverpool loss is the only reasoning Spurs have OFFICIALLY confirmed he's taking the pre-match conference though I recall at least one manager has taken a conference then been sacked after it
should've kept Frankie
>>153820817Who do you get? They'll let him lose to Liverpool and then try again. Reminder that Spurs will be without VdV and Romero due to concussion protocol. They're just lucky that West Ham are facing City.
Rory Jenkins saying Chelsea will relegate Spurs. I don't think he realises how bad Forest and West Ham are.
surely English teams will win a game todaylmao
Only City are winning today
>>153818928When did he say that because three years ago, sure. But Gabriel and Saliba have improved massively.
>>153820852Man United has the best cost to title ratio here. 13 titles.
>>153820903Our coefficient got raped. We're still pretty clear. I expect Liverpool to win the next leg. I assume Spurs and Newcastle are out. Arsenal could go either way despite the memes. City and Madrid, it depends on which version turns up. Chelsea and PSG the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4uozeqZpsM
>>153820961Sadly most of the Spurs YTers are shit bar Expressions. I like the hippy Aussie guy and Yummy. Hate the fat Irish guy who is always chewing gum.
>>153820982There's another hippie called Hotspur Hippie who is a Londoner. He's in some of them compilation videos but his channel is a bit nutty and also goes on about the royal family
UTThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIrEOr0oAxo
>>153821061>Hotspur HippieOh that's the guy I thought was an Aussie. That's who I meant.
>>153820852>not adjusted for football inflationmeaningless figures
>>153821216Why is it meaningless? It's the fairest period of time, there is no excluding periods, it's the same amount of time for all.
I know City aren't really talked about but Foden has had a deeply atrocious season (a World Cup season, let 4plebs reflect that as well)
>>153821346tbf foden is only 25 and has won everything there is to win, averages a goal every three games from midfield, has a qt wife and three kids, earns a quarter of a million every week... hard not to accept why he's gone off the boil a bit and probably just gets a kick out of being zesty and catching carp
>a Barca fan ended up watching a game in Exeter instead of Newcastle because the stadium is also called St James ParkBro..
>>153821411It still didn't dawn on him until he attempted to use his CL ticket to gain entry to a League One game that Exeter had at the same kick-off time. Genuine 0iq individual.
>>153821442He got a free ticket to the Exeter game though.
>>153821346He's been hit and miss, but the run in January where City drew 3 in a row was arguably down to him fumbling the final third. He looks like what he's like for England when he plays for City these days, disconnected, not physical enough, mindbroken so much he passes back every chance he gets, and seemingly has no connection with the rest of his teammates, so they can't play to his strengths either. Think Pep is rightly giving the newer lads a run since Foden is a known quantity now. Last time he started I think was the Fulham game and he actually played pretty well, but he's just a mid bench player now and doesn't deserve a WC spot. City's run this month is absolutely mental so I expect we'll see a lot more of him now.
>>153821502what a treat that must have been being forced by Exeter's PR behemoth to attend the game when he's obviously like to at least go to a pub to watch his own team play
>>153820915Warra trophy
>>153821645Yes, 13 in fact.
>>153819306These people are in a fucking cult, it’s unreal.
>>153819858It’s maymay
>>153821810like from drew carey
>>153821844Yeah just like that
>>153821894
>>153821894Oh like ludacris
>Le Arse already losingOH NO NO NO NO NO NO ENGODS WHAT DO WE DO NOW???
>>153820852>I worked out the spend of the 'Big Six' clubsThe only problem with things like this is that it's partially related to the football inflation thing.United, Liverpool, Arsenal, and to a lesser extent Spurs, were already capable of spending vast amounts of money when, in comparison to now, it was cheap to do. It let them establish a stronger hold as the league grew more established. Spend £20m back then and you're challenging for the title. It wasn't until 99/00 a club spent more than £30m in one season.By the time City came along, and to a lesser extent Chelsea, the prices had increased bigly and when you're having to basically buy a whole new squad to take yourself from midtable it's always going to cost a lot more than it would have done even 10 years earlier.Just as an example, between 00/01-06/07, before they first really spent big with that mental Thai>City spend: £100.2m>United spend: £278.63m>Liverpool spend: £224.46m>Arsenal spend: £174.94m>Tottenham spend: £205.58m>Chelsea spend: £533.76mThe one they're closest to is obviously Arsenal. But 20-25 years ago, £75m is a significant difference. It's not as straightforward as City spending £75m extra and suddenly they could compete like Arsenal. Purely because Arsenal were a well established side in that period already. That £75m was going towards strengthening an already built team. City having an extra £75m would put them on a level spend sure, but they need to replace an entire squad. The same goes for all those teams listed, maybe not Spurs (banter club).It's also why I included Chelsea because that's when Roman bought them and look how much they spent in "catch up" money so they could compete. By the time Abu Dhabi got involved £75m wouldn't even have bought you Penaldo never mind a whole squad capable of competing for the title.Sadly the spend is almost as irrelevant in stats when it comes to discussing football.
>>153821697Bodied that freak
>>153822130imagine poocastle buying vinicius jrthats todays equivalent of ronbinho (30 mil)
>>153820872>though I recall at least one manager has taken a conference then been sacked after itPOTTAH at West Ham
>>153822384Good call, that was the one
>>153822379Exactly, and that's why PSR hampers competition.
Kek, what an Arsenal player
12 MAN LIVERPOOL LOST TO PART TIME KEBAB DEALERS >disallowed Galatasaray goal because uhmmmm JUST BECAUSE OKAY??
>>153821935wtf racism
Where it the MexiCUNT who said Arsenal would win. I fucking TOLD YOU Grimaldo would get an assist. Best LB in the world. Fuck you. You're WRONG. I was RIGHT.
>0/4 Not a good look for the English premier league brothersOnly city might win at this point
i watched the newcastle - barcelona game last night and i got annoyed with all the dramatic newcastle crowd reaction shots they cut to all game long
Newcastle and Arsenal the only English teams with the mentality to get a result it seems.Liverpool and Tottenham are shit.
>making the Belgian weirdo seethe a full 24 hours later just by attending a matchare the geordie bastards, dare I say, based?
>>153824288VARsenal*
who is first is my questionancelotti?
don't worry leverkusen will turn it around in the second leg
>>153824491>ancelotti?yes
>>153824135esl malding
>>153824491>190Do not speak that name
>>153824449LiVARpool
>>153824135that freak was sufficiently BODIED, won't be seeing hide nor hair of him again
english clubs really stinking up europe right now
Goal songs are so cringeworthy
>>153824724I'd agree unless it's r.kellys remix to ignition
>russell martin's psg
City are doing a 'Liverpool' (new slang for losing)
>>153825155Kek!
>>15382517299% chance that you don't know the rest of the lyrics of the song talk about england being an underwhelming football team.
>>153825172It's genuinely baffling how the Danish got so rattled by this song and failing to understand the meaning of the lyrics (especially Kasper Schmeichel). I thought you lot were supposed to be pretty fluent in understanding English?
Not to shift it from Spurs but this City result is worse than theirs, all told
>>153824173>Only city might win at this pointI was going to say they've looked worst of the lot but then I remembered poor Spurs.
lol Valverde's only ever scored 1 brace in his career against al-Hilal, never a hat trick The third goal was so good
>LiVARpool>Sandcastle>Arse Anal>Shitty>Rentboys/epl/ in the shitter tonight
But how would this all affect England's UEFA coefficient? It would be quite funny if all English teams get eliminated from this round of the UCL and we only get 4 slots next season, despite most of our English pundits confidently predicting top 5 will get you CL football.
You know who didnt lose tonight? ManCHADster United. Kneel.
>>153825929Uefa wanking themselves stupid over the idea of giving French teams 10 slots
Tomorrow is the perfect day to issue the punishment to City
>>153826154they're never getting punished
Alright so real talk time, who are Bodo/Glimt beating in the final?
>>153826301SpursWho will already be relegated
Evening all Manure lost to 10 man Everton and 10 man Newcastle
>>153825929He's fucked isn't he?
Eplbros what the heck
We at /epl/ want to formally acknowledge Bodo/Glimt's quality
>>153825967Its true...
Liverpool vs. Spurs is going to be so funny
BILLIONPOUNDBOTTLEJOBS
>>153827029Battle of the Mid We need to combine lug and spug
>>153820903LMAO
>Chelshit
Fucking hell, somehow Spurs' result don't even look that bad in comparison. Especially considering their state.
So, PL teams, who won
don't worry lads we'll save that 5th CL spot
Chelsea spend all that money and brought on Liam Delap and Garnacho as impact subs LMAO
>>153826781no way....
>>153827134The best result probably was Arsenal's given it was away Best performance was Newcastle's but then they blew so many chances so aren't taking anything to Camp Nou Everyone else was SHITE
Why aren't Manchester Dilated playing in the Champions League
wtf is this Banana shit
Give your 5th cl spot to Norway
>>153827202They just lost 3
>>153827209Kinsky has competition
>>153827223I said Manchester Dilated not Manchester Shitty
>>153827198>>Everyone else was SHITEOH NOHOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>>153827202man u are the reigning, defending, undisputed 15th best team in the prem
>>153827237Oh. They both suck
Premier sissies… what the FUCK was that
Can absolutely see Chelsea going down next season
All English teams played awayExcept Newcastle who managed to beat Manchester United despite having 10 men
>>153827266Very nice but Liversissy will be reporting this into the wee hours. Proper faggot he is.
he types as the notorious reporter Hasidic David hates women and Christmas decorations
>entire league revolves around getting borderline against the rules goals from corners>international refs actually call the fouls on the corners and freekicks>unable to score from open play and loselel
>>153827198Arsenal were absolutely terrible against Bayer Lederhosen they deserve zero kudos
>>153827375Very true
>>153827439I'm starting to see Arteta's master plan now.
Semi-finals I want to see>Galatasaray v Atalanta>Newcastle v Bodo/GlimtEntirely and strictly to watch UEFA desperately introduce new rules next season so it isn't allowed to happen again.
>>153827439The only big team in england that doesnt play that way is United. Part of the reason they're inconsistent. Not boring though.
Terrible day for Premier League Industries LLC Inc.
>>153827647>The only big team in england that doesnt play that way is United. Part of the reason they're inconsistent. Not boring though.LOL as ifsomeone post manure players hounding keepers at a set pieces and being thugs like every other team in league
Will the Hormuz closure have any effect on the plastic oil clubs? City, Newcastle, Arsenal, Chelsea should all see a decrease in summer spending money right?
>>153809965time to update op
>>1538278372 of these are American owned
>>153827647>*2nd for set piece goals this season in your path*
>>153827647Gottem bubblin with this one.
>>153827690All the coverage of English teams dominating Europe but when push comes to shove the real giants of Europe show up. There hasn't been any real English dominance in europe since the late 70's and early 80's.
>NBA of football
>>153828013They also have the highest open play xG >>153828106Many such cases
>
>>153828654a delectable ensemble of shitposters extroadinaire?
>>153828662Indubitably
what next for him
>>153828772his right shoulder
looking good for arsenal today lads. also fuck canada
don't think jason cundy was spotted with his clown mask tonight was he
>>153819980
Why does the gayreek have a crush on a talksport presenter
moanin'
>>153828563>xG
>>153828718>>153828772>>153828941>>153829002>>153829456Fuck off with your VPNs, Liversissy.
Played horribly but didn’t lose
>sanchez and jorgensen are shit la, penders is 'ar new goalkeeper for the future la, he's the modern goalkeeper that can properly buildup la- a sentence literally told by my chelsea fan mate
>>153829927>>sanchez and jorgensen are shit wallahi, penders is 'ar new goalkeeper for the future wallahi, he's the modern goalkeeper that can properly buildup wallahi>- a sentence literally told by my chelsea fan matesounds more Muslim Indonesian now
Mantrooneh avin a melteht. Yorkshireman>>153829899>>xGKek
>englel
The Manure JF from the race of Bruce Lee manlets is piping up again!
>>153827647Chelsea and Bournemouth too
liverpool simply must win this weekend given that man u and/or villa are guaranteed to drop points
literally no one is debating this
Morning all Tottenham are getting relegated out of the Premier League
>mare guehi
/epl/ tottenham relegation party when? We should really make a tottenham discussion thread permanent from now to at least end of next season to closely follow their demise.
>>153833059Read the post again, Liversimp.
international footy in 2 weeks
>>153833273followed by a cup weekend, sucks to be a fan of a club not still in it
>>153833288i've been developing a hobby in poetry to fill the vacancy
>>153833288>followed by a cup weekend, sucks to be a fan of a club not still in it
>>153833059do we also have to have the "postpone matches against the irrelevant 14 before a CL tie" debate?
Chelsea are fucking shit
Rosenior is blaming the battering on the line-up leaking early when the only real change was one dog shit goalkeeper swapped for another.
>>153833436Do you really think that? I feel like for 90% of their matches they look like one of the best English teams and the other 10% they look like an immature young team, which they are
>>153833549Your mum's blaming her battering on a group of North London hoodlums
>>153833436is this why they call them Chelshit?
>>153833569Chelsea have the most expensive squad in the world right now (tied with Man City, after they reinforced in January). And over pretty much any period in the last 20 years, they have the highest total spend of any English club too. Honestly, they should be winning every single football match they play and anything else should be seen as a castrophic failure.
>>153834056unfortunately their transfer strategy is hiring a gorillion ngubus and try to sell them on for a few mil morethe chelsea loan army could probably overthrow a few small countries
Liverpoo can't stop losing
If Man City fail to win any of their next 3 matches then they are effectively throwing away 3 trophies this season.
Redknapp live on talkSHITE yet again this morning begging for the Spurs job
Igor Tudor you are a legend mate!
Kazakhstan is mocking us again, bros
EPL is finished
/epl/ bros, did we get too cocky?
>>153834705Why would a Liverpoo customer support a non-Livepoo team when Liverpoo are in the Champions League?A Tran United customer would be more likely to support Sporting CP since they aren't in the Champions League themselves.
>>153834970Because the 'poos are about to get knocked and he needs to select his next favourite side (CP FC)
>>153834279I hope you came with love
>Chelsea winning Club World Cup bred culture of arrogance that blew up in their face >Vice-captain Enzo Ferndandez perfectly highlighted just what the badge stands for when he pointed to it after equalising against Paris St-Germain in the Parc des Princes on Wednesday night. >The Argentine’s celebration blew up in his face as Chelsea collectively lost their minds during a shambolic final 16 minutes in which they effectively tossed their Champions League last-16 tie away, threw goalkeeper Filip Jorgensen under the bus and chucked a ball boy to the ground. World champions? You’re having a laugh. The Blues are not even the best team in London right now. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/03/12/chelsea-winning-club-world-cup-bred-arrogance-must-end/
>>153834975But he'd be supporting Liverpoop since they're still in the competition (Tran U aren't)
>>153834979>The Blues are not even the best team in London right nowTrue, Brentford are
OH MY GOD
fuck you, English people and /EPL/. fuck you
Where is the arsefag who said we would get smacked in our own stadium?
the biggest joke on /sp/ right. come out engturds and take your shellacking, KEK!
>>153835032>Arsenal winning games 5-0>Not rating ØdegaardObvious trolling or completely delusional (you can never know on this site)
>>153835045HAHAHAHAHAgo back to eternal Ass, you swespastic
Cannot wait for Spurs to go down. CAN NOT WAIT!
>>153835056>my club got spanked ahh energysure did. innit?
>>153835011I'll boycott it anyways
>>153835121Hang on the group stage isn't over yet!
>>153835011The WC will be soulless and should be ignored until they revert back to 1) single nation/nations where the proximity makes it make sense to share as hosts, 2) fewer countries allowed to participate and finally 3) legitimate elections of host nation(s). Bombing some filthy mudslime priests should have nothing to do with boycotting, those fuckers deserve everything that’s coming to them.
>>153835045>>Not rating ØdegaardHe's shit
>>153835011Portugal will win this world cup
>>153835011host a usa-less international tournament in england, the only country with the facilities to do it justice at short notice
>>153835045>Ødegaardno better than Arteta was, a Scandi fraud
>>153835191>Wembley>Stamford Bridge>Emarites>Olympic stadium>tottenham stadium>rest of london's shit teams stadiums for the boring matchesThen you can have other groups up in the norf. For the deadbeat matches no one will watch (thirdies) have the delectable delights of the hackney marshes. Could have 4 consecutive games there.
>BREAKING: India the most likely nation to REPLACE Iran in the 2026 World CupKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>153835045That fraud had one purple patch his entire career and is still being treated as if he’s a legitimately good footballer
>>153834056I always thought it was pretty embarrassing that Chelsea only have 5 PL titles given they were the original City and 2 of those wins were fortunate (winning by 1 point and in another an incredibly weak season that allowed relegation candidates Tottenham to finish in 2nd).I know money isn't everything, but when you have such a huge advantage to establish yourself properly and with other rules not applying to you, well, it's a big yikes.>In the last decade Chelsea have as many bottom half finishes as they do league titles
>>153834979>no you are not allowed to celebrate, brag or do anything that could be slightly problematic because there's a culture of ARROGANCE in Chelsea>no, the 5-2 loss has nothing to do with their defenders being retards or their 11 goalkeepers being worse than PSG's benchwarmer.
>>153835403And their fans have sex with other men for money
Just took a big stinky scouser on the loo. These Greggs sausage rolls are getting to me...
Dutch "people" are very fond of nigs. Chiesa, Diaz, Nunez stood no chance with Sl*t.
>>153835414nothing wrong with this
>>153835413People are allowed to criticise Argentinian players
>>153835453Id understand the criticism if he was playing like shit.I shit on Julian because he plays like he doesnt know where the goal is, i shit on Mac Allister for walking the pitch or missing 1 meter long passes, i shit on Enzo when he does stuff like fouling someone for no reason and eating up a card. Today he played well, and just because he bragged The Telegraph needed to make a whole article about this?
>>153835045Fraud.Purple patch.
>>153835414I do it for free desu
>>153835482Weird way to say you support spurs
>>153835498Spurs are my second team, Man United are my first and only love. I'd love to see Arsenal win the league again though. I love sucking cock for free.
>>153835467not very cool to brag about titles you had no part of, against the defending champions no less, and then ultimately get thrashed. Maybe that's cool in argentina though
>washed by 25the black raheem sterling
>>153835467in your defence, romero and penzo are both frauds and always have been. the rest of the argie NT carries them
>UEFA: Disciplinary proceedings have been instigated against Chelsea player Pedro Lomba Neto for unsporting behaviour in accordance with Article 15(1)(a)(v) of UEFA Disciplinary Regulations.UEFA’s disciplinary bodies will take a decision on this case in due course.Chelskibros
A 79 year old man is on the radio begging for a job. Just stay retired you old bastard
>>153809965>England>In EuropePick one.
>>153834705Kek
Why do JFs think everyone here supports all English teams in the CL?
>>153835838continentals don't understand the concept of "support your local" since they only have 1/2 team farmer's leagues
>Poocastle chumps acting like they had the best result out of the English clubsArsenal and Liverpool will be progressing. Your shanty club shall not be.
>>153835845new
>>153836016They objectively did. Four of them lost, three of them by three goals. The other drew against Leverkusen in a game where they were the overwhelming favourites.
>Actually a loss is better than a win
it's okey guys, you're favourites to win the Europa League, today a win is surely coming!
Eh?
Not a fan of this uppity Spaniard tbdesu
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>>153836482any reason making a new thread at 493 except you want to be a cunt?
>>153836592Its a sissy bake
>>153836592Attention whoring
>>153836627>>153836629Corrr that scouse faggot is desperate for attention
>>153835414wtf gay
shan't be using my A material in the penultimate post of a dying thread
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