Gooooooooooood morning Planet /hoc/Are you ready to rock??
From the way Gary has mismanaged the horrific events in Chicago to his refusing to acknowledge a link between traumatic brain injury and CTE, for doing nothing to help retired players, for calling the NHL a “family”, for the Dept of Player Suspensions, for the way the game is marketed, for the lack of any coherent global strategy, for turning his back on issues like painkiller, ambien and toradol abuse, for his lack of empathy and caring, for his 3 lockouts and all the lies. It’s time for Gary to go.#removegary
pump it
>>153834732where is the Previous you FUCKING MORON OP
i'm not looking forward to getting buttfucked by the ducks
>>153834778Council of /hoc/ determined there were no good posts worth reading
>>153834778It's a new day it's a new dawn it's a new thread
why is this buck so damn zesty
>>153834813literally rape
>>153834813they're zestier down in florida
>>153834795
>>153834732delet this now
/hoc/ has been brutally stinky shit lately
>>153834872
1 hour in DO5 is worth 6 hours of Injustice 2 in terms of fun. Maybe even more.
1 hour in Gary is worth 6 hours in Gary in terms of Gary. Maybe even Gary.
>>153830387the oilers are canada's official teamyou habsniggas have nothing left
what the heck does rawndell mean the french commentators love saying it
>>153834828LOL WTF
Matthew Tkachud was on faux news last night
I'm in love with Gary
The west is shit, the Blue Jackets aren't in a playoff position but they would be 1st in the pacific
>>153834978
avs fans are such pathetic babies. do no wrong, see no wrong, they're just perfect in their world of sunshine and butterflies. fuck these faggots they piss me off so much.
Why do all you retarded faggots want a second team in Toronto? The Ottawa Senators have been around for 34 years and they still have to play away games at home vs the Canadiens and the Maple Leafs.A second Toronto team would be playing away games at home vs those two teams for the next 500 years.
>>153835043
>>153835043>carried by the refs>27th in power play opportunities per game
>>153835051yo senpai two twos mans you straight chopped gerbert
>Why do all you retarded faggots want a second team in Toronto?words said by no one
i mean deboer needs a home. or maybe one where shannon livesmake it happen gary
>>153835051A second team? They don't even have a first team!
>>153835098
>>153835058>gee nate, why do you need TWO headshots?
>>153835058>*Record scratch*>*Freeze frame* >Yep, that's me>You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
>>153834828I blame Marchand
>>153835114
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
/hoc/'s Jackies play tonight
>>153835193Good morning anon. Also quick question: >>153833759
>>153834732On Planet Retard we rock out with our cocks out and that shit hurts.
>>153835203I went the last two weekends
>>153835203I went to a teds game on New Year's eve 2024 with my family. It was good. I can't really find time to go to games right now because my daughter has gymnastics twice a week and gymnastics things an additional one to two times a week. If I had a boy I would have poured my heart and soul into teaching him hockey though.
>>153835203my teenage chud of a kid plays hockey and lacrosse I get enough live sports from that
>>153835203i went to a habs game a couple months ago, it was the game that marner got booed which was funny
>>153835248Hope he finds a hockey girlfriend and not a Heated Rivalry.
>>153835098Based Xoomer
fowler stole a point from the snes habs looked clueless in the d-zone during the last few minutes
>>153835126No no no, it’s your skate to his neck, not your neck to his skate
>>153835248how chuddy are the teens these days?
for some reason mackinnon turned into /hoc/'s most hated playercurious
>1 goal in 16 games>has not won a game since the olympics
>>153835298he wants to be on dallas so badly its unreal, yet berube is sick and fucked up and wont let him!
>>153835296we pity mackinnon here
>>153835296mackbros....
>>153835296Based on what?
>>1538352032024 iirc. I’ve been meaning to catch a collegepuck game
>>153835296jealousy is a common vice here, unfortunately
>>153835203early january. i got tickets for the local playoffs, tho.
>>153835310KWAB
>>153835203i went to an oilers preseason game against the flames when the tickets were being sold for $25 a pop for good seats too. the kiddie roster was pure grit and bare scoring. was an interesting watch, not so enjoyable if you think about them as actual prospects.
>>153835296> cheating, diving cunt
i am a san jose sharks fan today
donotletthemseeyourtears
>>153835436Me too! I'm also a Lightning and Knights fan today
it's a willmack type of day today
>>153835248Sounds like you’re raising a chad. I hope my future sons follow in his footsteps
the sharks are my "west coast team"
>>153835022maybe they should ask Gary for a transfer to the pacific division
>>153835303if i went to a avalanche game i would throw a stoat at him
>Sens get their first overall pick back but it will be the 32nd overall no matter whatI'll take it.
>>153835545>first overall*first round
felt cute
>>153835545weaseling out of shit is very ottawan
>>153835573>estrogen chemical formula tattoo
>>153835545The kikes are still fucking 'em.
>>153835580>laffs
>>153835594is that what that is? kek
>>153835594for me it's the collective effort pretending no one see's the obvious
>>153835580>he says, when Gary lied to Andlauer by telling him this wouldn't be a problem
>>153835594source?
Based
What race is Ottawa Senators head coach Travis Green?
>>153835641source?
>>153835661We're all members of the human race
>>153835668source?
My oilies :)
>>153835686...are shit.
>>153835696source?
>>153835288We trained him wrong, as a joke
>>153835545Gary did the same thing to NJ with Kovalchuk
>>153835294pretty high tier chuds desu
>>153835746The kids are all right :)
>>153835126HAHAHAHA!!! stop posting brotha.
>>153835766I still believe the sharks will make playoffs
>>153835696You can tell by the smile is wasn't talking about Edmonton
>>153835746hard to blame them
>>153835545>gary waited until after the trade deadlineyou're a real son of a bitch, gare
>>153835737I took Lou's side on that 100%, that was some bullshit
>>153835875Don't be ungrateful goy
>>153835875That's part of the punishment
>>153835875They can't trade the pick anyway so that wouldn't have mattered
forgot the devils drafted stephane matteau's kid named stefan matteau around then. Not sure what he was cooking but lou was cooking something
>>153835661
just had a huge toronto maple leafs lads, its blocked the toilet. might have to get the plumber out
>>153836068Call the hydrovac
>>153836068We call that a marner here
draft first overall in the second round is too good for the slimey senator front office
suck shit samir
>>153836126>laffs
the isdf has shown up
*buys jersey*
>>153836157what do they run these days? $400?
>>153836210$200 plus tip. I usually do 100%
>>153836157
>>153836157Fuck you
>>153836157based department
>>153836210Can you put a price on Gary's favour?
>>153836157I did this
i bought celebrini's bath water on nhlshop.com
I've been pretending to be NHL players and selling my bath water on nhlshop.com
https://shop.nhl.com/new-york-rangers/henrik-lundqvist-new-york-rangers-autographed-fanatics-authentic-wwe-legacy-title-belt-with-no-quit-in-ny-inscription-limited-edition-number-5/5/t-47599660+p-80990396546810+z-8-610229557?_ref=p-SFLP:m-GRID:i-r10c2:po-32bargain deal for all nhl fans
I've squatted on the nhlshop.com domain and created a fake online shop
Gary should sell his homemade bagels
Someone should buy nhlslop.com and redirect it here like hocgeneral
>>153835545Ottawa got a harsher penalty for the Dadanov trade than the MLB gave to Astros for cheating on 2017
>>153836426retard
>>153835951Childhood is thinking he's one of the greatest general managers everAdulthood is realizing he was carried so hard by Niedermeyer and Brodeur
>rags
>>153836435>laffs
>canada
>Copp and Larkin out for two weeksWongs really about to miss the playoffs after trading their first rounder for old man Justin Faulk.
>>153835296I’ve never liked him. He’s a try hard with a terrible attitude.
>>153836541>laffs
>>153836353>fanatics>authentic
watching Div II collage>Wisconsin v. Weber State
>>153836555Not even a >laffs fan. Keep sucking off Yzerman though
>>153836583>laffs
>>153836577>now watching Grand Valley Lakers v. GCU Antelopes
>>153836577>>153836594>America's most raped asshole.
kevin Nash reference out of nowhere
Is there any coach who's become more overrated than Rick Tocchet?
>>153836686Babcock
>>153836541>ded wongs
>>153836157please please please please be a mammoth jersey plleaseeee
>>153836902which team has had the biggest fall off since this point last year?
>>153836922Kitties
>>153836922laffs
>>153836922Either Jets or Kitties
>>153836902>win>fall down furtheris this delayed a day or how did the flyers drop further?
>>153836902its my blues turn for a 1st overall pick we've only had one and wasted it on erik johnson
>>153836941kitties didnt even break 100 points last season>laffs 108-81= 27>jests 116-82=34
>>153836922jets are close to the same story as leafs and rags but no one cares lol
>>153836952the rags didnt make the playoffs last season either
Brad treliving ruined the leafs not dubas
>>153837011whoever drafted matthews ruined the leafs
>>153837037yeah, drafting an american first overall is nuts!
>>153837037Cope how was Dubas supposed to know he was Samson
>>153837037Draft was weak
>>153836686I still think he could do ok in a better spot if he ever gets one. Canucks blew up for really unique mandrama reasons, and the flyers are just a job you take to manage a decline and get fired. It's weird/interesting that his teams seem to do well in the first year, especially with how little time coaches get these days
lol
exTREMELY important games in the sneedish hockey league tonightgo luleå kwab
>>153837115kwab
>>153837115Yzerplan status?
Wow
>>153837115They were slipping down the stretch anyways, this is the final nail. No chance they are going to squeak in now.
>>153837316gary wisely waited until after the dedline lol
Hmm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x1uxHpDu8g
>>153837399Hrm Canadians didn’t look like the better team in this
>>153837478I'll let YOU be the judge of that.
>>153837074
>>153837210french canada is still white only
>>153837210It looks like there is way more than there actually is because they're doing all the low level service jobs like uber, fast food, and food delivery.
Hey, Alexa, how many canadian-born first overall picks from the past 15 years have won a gold medal?
Goddamn can you imagine the smell of two jeets fucking?Hockey
>>153837560keep coping
>>153837585It even looks silver in this lighting lmfao
>4th place is trying to talk shit nowkek. America just cannot stop winning this year. 250 baby!
>>153837600check your eyes
>>153837540I like Kerala because they're libtards like me. That was probably a BJP family desu
>>153837606Cringe migger
>>153837613Do something about it. Bitch.
>>153837606Based Trump beatup those cantadians
knights play today please send your eknergy they need it :(
my hawkies play today :)
>have to make a new tournament (4 teams lmao) just to win something finally
What does the future hold for the Nashville Predators?
last american first overall pick to have won a cup>kane (2007)
>>153837607Your best player is Erik Karlsson
>>153837645a fine product of the london knights
>>153837642fact: finland has never won a best-on-best hockey tournament
>>153837670best on best = fraudulent refs
swedestinks OUTfinnstinks OUT
>>153837704>penguins goondecent
>>153837670more of a bandy nation
>>153837704I'm a Sniper for the Panthers.
>>153837704>data gathering
its my birthday on Sunday I want zero (0) finnish (You)s
>>153836943Typical woman not keeping her eye on the puck. she was probably busy yapping away
>>153837737Happy early birthday, anon!
>>1538377044/20. Future hall of famer for the sharks?
>>153837704i am sidney crosby
>>153837704coyotes wtf?
>>153835594is it written out differently in the US for whatever reason?cuz I don't see it
>>153837704I’m a bench warmer on the Calgary flames :)
>>153837887I don’t remember posting this
>>153837644Was Trotz actually the problem?
Saddam Hussein more like so damn insane
>>153837704>mildNOOO!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!
>>153837943this nigga wild about children
>>153837644The halifax preddies... you know what, that doesn't sound too bad...
H A L AL
>>153837946I thought that was the Predators gimmick
what would you call an nhl team based in halifax?
>>153838032the machines.
>>153838032The explosionshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Explosion
>>153838080I don’t know if this is true because if it was every numale with channel on YouTube would have talked about this as a random factiod
>>153838032
>>153837704I play in the PWHL though
USA hockey star Matthew Tkachuk has come under fire for admitting he wants to have a son who can follow in his footsteps on the ice, leading to accusations of 'sexism' and 'misogyny'.
>>153838080I heard Gary comes down and officiates himself
>>153838105always an easy two points for my millies
>>153838123if there was a player who had the hockey ability of gretsky but were a woman physically, where would they get drafted?
>>153838145top right looks a little bit ((tribal)) if you smell what anon is cooking
>>153838123What
>>153838032step son beaters
>>153838162nope. all anglo-celtic lads. there wasn't a synagogue on the island at the time.
Why does Columbus get the only NHL team in Ohio and not Cleveland or Cincinnati?
>>153838245Shut the frick up
>>153838162He has the classic fetal alcohol face
>>153838189>there are synagogues now grimmest future
>>153838245Columbus is the largest city in Ohio, in the center of the state, and no other pro sports teams.
>>153838245Growing the game
>>153838263i was going to say jack eichel but yeah
God willing may Iran hit Ohio with all of their missiles
is crosby ever going to get back on the ice?holy shit it's been like a month already
>>153838307calm down
>>153838307he's already been skating bozo
>>153838356>oxygen tank>snorkel
bozos fucking rekt
Anyone else think that if Celebrini didn't have such a thick fucking neck he would be the perfect twunk?
When is Gary going to do Banana Ball on Ice?
TSN Overdrive talking about a trade for Elias Pettersson to the laffs.
>>153838411based we can start taking massive swedish twink busts
>>153838411Do they have any 1st round picks this side of 2030 to give?
>>153838411whoa cool it with the spoilers, some of us are up and running a little later on
noodles stole his gimmick from the offspring
>>153838492Grim if true
Heaven forbid noodles ever decides to pack up and leave overdrive, but my guy Frankie corrado is the BEST and most LOGICAL replacement, and on a sleepy afternoon one day I might tell you all why
>>153838411if berube does this i want him out in the streets attached to a leash while people throw shit at his retarded ass
>>153838411pls god
starting to see a bit of a disconnect here as laffs fans think berube is making the trades
>>153838509damn true im afraid
>>153838492heard rob ray is going to beat him up
>>153838541you think that's bad, they think Youppi calls the shots in Montreal!
About to eat some beer-battered cod fillets from aldi
will he beat al's brother in the rematch? He's looking quick and svelt
>>153838547thats what happens to gimmick stealers
>>153838541laffs fans might be related to grease
>>153838541Good thing the maple leafs have five different assistant general managers
>>153838411Good fit for laffs.
>>153838577Grease said Morgan Rielly is the best player in the league
cant decide if grease or the armenian kongs fan was worse
I might be taking the nastiest smelling shit I have ever taken in my life my God. I really really wish I could post the smell for everyone to also smell right now. Update: It's so massive and thick it's all piled up in the bowl and the water can't flush it down.
look leaf fans despite what the evidence is telling you, your billionaire gm really really really cares and focuses on this job
eagles/wildcats on the youtube tonightill watch that before the sharks/pooins game
>>153838616we call those petersshits now buddy
>>153838616Ohhhh you mean a marner?
>>153838639Smells more like a classic Marner
one swede that just floats around the ice doing nothing is cool... but you ever heard of TWO swedes that float around the ice doing nothing?
>>153838656I think a lot of people have heard about the Sedins
so I'm hearing there was talk of Jason robertson and a 1 for Auston Matthews
>>153838564I just had some Publix brand Publix French Vanilla ice cream - the absolute best vanilla ice cream ever mass produced
>>153838647>>153838648bro's we dont call those that here anymore >>153838661twinned pettershits
>>153838664when will you faggots learn that sunbelt trades are ONE WAY it'll be auston matthews for some bum and a 1st not an actual player learn garys league for fucks sake
>>153838616I’m dog sitting for my sister and walked him early this morning. As we’re walking past a house that had a dog in the yard who was loudly yapping at us, my sister’s dog decided to take a leisurely shit on that lawn. I reached into my pocket for the plastic shit bag, put my hand in it, and picked up the warm pile of shit, turning the bag inside out to envelope it cleanly when the smell hit me. While holding this surprisingly dense, putrid smelling hot pile of shit in my hand, I observed>this must be what it’s like to be a leafs fan
>>153838684I could see Gary sending up the mystery meat zoomer for diversity and have him regress hard next season
>>153838616>>153838639>>153838647>>153838682Update. I'm gonna have go back in with a Marner Stick and poke it cause it ain't flushin. But you guys ever have that feel when you shit so massive that your intestinal tract is just empty and clear and it feels so good.
>>153838723absolutely i could use that feel ive been having cramps and gas
>>153838377give him a couple years.meanwhile, the girls have discovered his boyfriend's cool eyebrow scar.
Frankie just told me there's 100mph wind gusts in Wyoming. Pretty nuts if true.
>>153838750frankie's definitely at dooly's right now
Update. I got my Marner stick, and I started poking and prodding it, and I was observing the color of it. It was the brown tone of a common Indian man. It wasn't too dark, it was much more light, almost orange-brown. One prod wasn't enough. I had to keep prodding it until it mashed up with the water around it, turning into a nice brown liquid soup marner. On first flush, it didn't look like it was going to go down, due to the extreme mass and volume of the Marner. But the end of the flush finally got it. Then I had to get the rest of the residue off the Marner stick with another flush, and it is now gone into the Toronto sewer system for everybody to enjoy. Thank you for reading. I'll keep you up to date if there's any advancements in the plot.>>153838714Its honestly a very good analogy anon.
I'm stevie caldwell
>>153837704>)>Golden Knights Shutdown D-ManUhhhhh
gary is getting ready to drop a big ol bag of pucks again here pretty soon!
>not using the smart stick
how was he not on team canada?
why was he not on team canada?
>>153838962He could drop a bag of pucks into me
another snub
potential calder winner not on team canada
3 snubs and Schaefer not even mentioned yet
>>153839008a bouch bomb hits the back of the net 5v3
sometimes I don't even know why I try
>nah lets put shittington in net
>>153839008Bouchard has been on fire since he got snubbed. 11-27-38, +17 in just 24 games. Team Canada is run by idiots that want to boost their own players.
>>153839033Keep that in mind, I designed this rhymeTo remind myself of a time when I tried SO HARDIn spite of the way you were mockin' meActin' like I was part of your propertyRemembering all the times you fought with meI'm surprised it got so farThings aren't the way they were beforeYou wouldn't even recognize me anymoreNot that you knew me back thenBut it all comes back to me INNN THEEEEEE EEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD
>>153839019>potential
>nah b, we need jarvis because the story line with his buddies is good for media
>>153838999checked
>>153839066We don't rate dillys no milly team here
>>153838989>>153838999None of those stats translate into baseball
>>153837704>mfw
>>153839030Canada chose to take 2/5 of the worst PP in the league over taking 3/5 of the best in history when they could have taken Hyman as a specialist for exactly that situation
>>153839117shoulda woulda coulda we had the ice tilted for the final 40 minutes heads up lads
>>153839181crazy to imagine that the team could have been even better though. some of those snubs are downright unjustifiable. one guy i actually came to like a lot in that tournament but haven't really watched is bo horvat.
>>153839181>w..we were the better team for 40 minites
>>153839233He was having a tremendous season before he got hurt - twice. Still a good season though. Quick and accurate one timers and wrister catches tendies off guard
>>153839268And good on defense. He plays the PK which is probably what got him on the team
>>153835203I was gonna go a couple weeks ago when the Devils were in town so I could cheer for Hughes but the prices were ridiculous
>>153839233bo needed more ice time in the gmg
>>153838032the atlantic schooners of course
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773352752180065.mp4
>>153839219>devlols>laffs>shitties>senaturds
>>153839284He can only score on Tuesdays though
>>153839284>>153839268i agree. seemed like cooper was just spamming mcdavid makinnon and celebrini as much as he could. a lot of that bottom 6 were under utilized. but horvat had really good output in the time he was give
*drops the puck early*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlCbzopcI74
>>153839347team canada's str was our depth and cooper played the line up like he only had kuch to lean on
>>153839355Bit antisemitic tbqhwyf
>>153839362GO EAGLES GO
>>153838971LOL GET IT ITS BASED OFF A SHITTY ADULT SWIM SHOWLAUGH
>>153839278Oh yeah I remember you mentioning that. Bit sad. The last time I went was over a decade ago but I'm pretty sure I paid like $30 at the time
>>153839397But that was made from an even older show and therefore the laughs are artisanal.
>>153839347Horvat was very good for Canada. But Canada didn't wanna play him because they got desperate
>>153839397>>153839429>>
>Dylan Larkin and Andrew Copp are likely out at least two weeks for the Detroit Red Wingsmooom, florida is killing opposing players again
>>153839066What’s crazy is this applies to both the Olympics and last seasons Amazon series. Jarvis is very forced and I won’t say why but I think we all know.
>>153839412tbf it would have been a long drive to even get there. If I lived right in the city I probably would've gone
eagles scaaar
no good games on tonight huh
>>153839512tb/detdal/edm
>>153839522think I'll just watch the duckies bootyblast those leafs
>you know, we could've traded for Robert Thomas but I'd rather see us missing the playoffs for the 10th straight season
>>153839544At least he got rid of that soft pusy Berggren finally.
>>153839544>finally make a move at the deadline and trade away a 1st round pick>miss the playoffsKWAB
>>153839332She needs another boob job with even bigger tits to do that.
Don't really feel like watching hockey tonight
>>153839512Jackies-Kitties!
shall be watching my sharkies in 30 bings
>>153839438Shut up raped retard
potential ebug kino in boston tonight
uhhhhhhhh i can't see the puck
sisters...
>>153839658won't be needed since this is a scheduled loss to boston
>>153834907if you set your age to the oldest in the settings it makes their boobs the biggest
>>153839690Special treatment once again
>>153839678Wolf is a star
>>153835661Berber
>>153839697That's in the old ones. In DOA5 there's 5 levels of boob jiggling you can choose from.
>>153839678
>>153839678is this like another one of those dean blundel guys whose 'job' is to post comments on twitter?
>>153839452is jarvis the one with the gay moustache?
>>153839730>no checkmarkJust a regular dipshit
>>153839678It's hard to believe even in Gary's NHL that Nazem Kadri is considered a star
>>153839678I was told Huberdeau was heating up
>>153839658neat
>>153839678Saar, redeem the lottery pick saar
>>153839767He is not, he is ass
>>153837704>plagued by injuriesI'm popular with the real fans
oilersisters....
>>153839812JEN
>>153839812putting tkachuk in there completely ruins what would otherwise be a good burn
moncton player took a puck right to the mouthyowchie
>>153839812imagine the bachelorette party
we welcome them back and hope they enjoy their visit to Boston, although they won't want to go out in public after they lose because people in Boston relish in being rudealso nobody fucking calls it Bæntown
Do people in the US/Canada or Finland/Sweden play ice hockey outside ice rinks? Or you prefer go to a rink anyway?
>>153839842no one here has ever worn ice skates
>>153839842There's pond hockey but it's not very common
>>153839812Hope they get kicked out
>>153839855it's very common in canada spent HOURS on the local duck pond as a kid
>>153839835mcdavid would be drunk and crying at 2 AM
>>153839812would be funnier if the kitties werent about to miss the playoffs
MY Duckies throwing down on the opening puck drop
good evening /hoc/>>153839842pond hockey is the best. prefer that whenever I can.
>>153839854yes we have
>>153837615>>153837631
>>153839678conroy in the kitchen
>>153839874Theyre tanking for Mckenna, anon.
M I S AISA
>>153839929he's cooking
>>153839932mckenna sucks
Hey bros
>>153839963Hi, did you bring the stuff?
>>153839963Hey fren. How are you?
>d1cks
>>153839963Sup
>>153839963Hi!
>>153839933the most cutest boy in the world :3
why the the duckies losing to my laffies
>>153839968Yeah man got the whole group some beers and nachos from the stand, it’s on me bros >>153839970Nice to see you
how the fuck did the sharks already scar, they suck
the leafs will win. tonight is their night.
>>153839977He would probably benefit from Smith taking him out for a makeover.
>>153839984
Flames are winning
just passed a rank one
>>153840015what rank was it?
>>153840027Fargent major
>>153840034jen My canesies :)
>>153840015That's not very ladylike
>>153840046/hoc/ is a boys only high school
>>153840034Well, make sure you escort the personnel to the poopdeck and NO GIGGLING
>>153839989How many (inches of recession)?
>most dangerous draws
>laffs
nevermind it's over for the laffs
ahhh there it is, phew, actually thought my laffs were trying for once
uhhhh leafsbros we just lost another lead
Drysdale for Gauthier was a STEAL
>>153840049>NO GIGGLINGa given when reading your posts
zamnnnnn chicagoans dress like this for practice? slut.
>laffs2
all over in two minutes
>>153840095gotta air out the crotch
Go Sharks!
Mike Matheson has been on the ice for 39 of the 48 PK GA that Montreal has allowed this year. There are 16 entire teams that have allowed fewer than him.
>debbie2
>>153840110Matheson is awesome
marner plays tonight yayyy :)
>>153840095heard the reason he couldnt make the olympics team is crosby kept panting and moaning whenever his name was mentioned, anyone have confirmation?
>>153840095hot
>>153840124true
Bob is on the case tonight
fuckin leafs lmao
>3 shots in the first periodcan smell the victory
is this good
>>153839678The Stars have stars
they're telling me calgary has a bouchard-lite in zayne parekh curious curious
>>153840154and his own bouchard corner
my debbies :)
Markstrom sucks
>his debbies
>Five consecutive Tage slappers in like 30 seconds on the same PPHoly hell
>Thompson rifles 4 rapid fire full on slappies
>>153840134/hoc/'s Jackies outshot the kitties 14-3 and couldn't score :(
>there's a waiting list for season tickets in Sunruse
OK you may speak in soft tones until the Wings take the lead, but thereafter shut the FUCK up. Thank you.
>>153840213It's a ruse alright
Get LOUD /hoc/
>>153840223jejnow that was a freudian slip right there
*****TRADE ALERT*****WOOP WOOP*****TRADE ALERT*****
>>153840224NO! Then I can't hear the puck!
>>153840225We don't quote homo jew shrinks here.
>>153840235MAX DOMI TO... THE STREETS OF YONGE AND DUNDAS!
>>153840213A waiting list to buy tickets then not show up?
>>153840224>coughs loudly
just start the ploffs, am i right?
Yzerman already making moves dor.next season
>>153840224*yells slurs*
>>153840251* releases testicles *You're about a quart low
>>153840253who the heck are those guys
>>153840224
>>153840213one day AI will figure out how letters work
Markstrom isn’t good thanks for bahl tho :)
>>153840263Pretty sure Ian Mitchell won a cup somewhere
>>153840276that was his evil twin, Mitchell Ian
>>153840253The yzerplan has no deadlines
Time to top her off
>>153840269It will happen at 2:14 a.m. on August 29, 1997
>>153840272yeah i bet you'd like bahls lmfao got em *dabs*
>>1538402881967
the bad guys will win tonight unfortunately...
>>153840252Agreed. There are too many shit games
>scoreless
YOU'RE BUCKING FOR A PROMOTION, BOBROVSKY!!!
>>153840328He's the MVP for the kitties tonight
I must have watched this 1000 times and he misses EVERY SINGLE TIME. What the fuck, Canada?
>>153840331>curs'd
>That play by StanleyDabres bros, I don't feel too good...
>>153840331mackinnon is never going to recover from that loss
>wangs
>>153840343man, those "black armbands" are really fitting now, aren't they?
my debbies are gonna lose no ong
woodcroft masterclass
>>153840331MacKinnon is 0-5 in game 7s
>the debbies
Since when do fan jerseys have ads
>>153840331I can't see the puck
yeah thanks for extending markstrom, fitz. real /hoc/ tier iq move there
name one u.s.-born player that's on mackinnon's level (you can't)
my ducks :)
>>153840373How about now?
>>153840370Gary needs more money
my starsies :)
>>153840379All I see is a Ding-Dong
>>153840370I'd buy her for a dollar
>l3ffs
m-my d-ducks!!
>>153840375They're not that shit kwab.
my starsies! :)
the l3afs are now down 3, which is 3 more than the amount of shots nylander has connected (0) this game!
>>153840391How about now?
>>153840375Team USA plays as one unit, with one body and one soul. Team Canada is a group of individuals. You can tell by the way they lose
>>153840407edit: i mean theyre down 2, they'll probably be down 3 by the time the post cooldown is over tho
>>153840407down 2the score is 3-1retard
new>>153754835>>153754835
>>153840409Oh, does that have yummy red velvet innards?
>>1538403313rd period tie game and not a single player cared enough to keep an eye on bitchkinnon.
>>153840425Your Mother
>>153840428>>153840428>>153840428NEW
>>153840426Clearly, they didn't need to
>>153840419>laffs
officer bob, the mayor is giving you a commendation!
