Flyers Edition >>153834732
i do not feel comfortable posting in this thread
>>153840428shit thread
i do feel comfortable posting in this thread
>>153840428>American Olympic Gold Medalist, Auston Matthews
Go Bruins!
Old Tyme /Hoc/key
>>153840441*offers hug*safe space between these arms
>>153840441>>153754835
I can't feel the puck in this thread
the most auraless genny in this board let's get some zoomers up in here
Feel the puck, /hoc/>it longs for your touch
Bob is getting on my nerves
>jt miller goes on ltir>the rags start winning games
>>153840475That puck makes me feel whimsical
Snug is the watchword.
>>153840458Thanks, fren. Work is tough and I'm sick
>>153840476good, fuckin retarded ai prostitute
you're off the case bobrovsky!
>>153840475Remember when bud forced you to touch him on 4/17/22?
Fantilli SCAR
oh no>no
>>153840475this is what the puck looks like in the PWHL :p
>>153840512close your legs, you slut
>>153840505/hoc/ doesn't see color>and are in dire need of an ophthalmologist exam
uh oh, duckies...
>>153840512Can he see the puck?
I don't know if I can blame Bob. 21 shots on goal already must be getting into him. 8 shots from his teammates onto the other goalie? That's sad.
FUCK YOUUUUUU
Did anyone see Matthew tkachuk on fox new Sean hannity? He said he’s having a daughter with his wife but is disappointed it’s not a son to carry on his hockey legacy and hes now getting cancelled for it.
i hate that /cric/ guyalways gets me, the fucker
>>153840474/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer genny
[reassuring news] matthews hairline is now 1 cm lower
>>153840527>legacyyou mean the low iqness?
>>153840520>Halloween puckThat's a little too spooky for /hoc/
>>153840527>it's truewhat a guy.
>>153840527Then go again for another one? It's not like his wife can't make anymore kids after that one.
>>153840523even he knows this shit team can't make playoffs
>>153840543
>>153840474The first intermission is their bedtime
>>153840543Daily reminder Dean Blundell is a prick.
>>153840544ice hockey is inherently spooky
Matthew tkachuk is the reason why we can talk politics here now he made sports political.
>>153840532sorry
>>153840527let me guess, he was joking but people with agendas are pretending he was serious
>>153840546I called the next one with his wife actually, so...
>>153840559
badtthews scored? its a miracle
bucketchads ww@
if bouchard puts 2 in net against these pussies he wins the norris
>>1538405592 scary
RIP in power
>>153840576nope
>>153840565no, but you could argue he was being retarded and the information that girls also play hockey somehow escaped him.
*burp*
>>153840572thats auston "captain america" matthews youre talking about
>>153840450>>153840572>>153840588
>>153840565From the article:"Yes, I mean, at some point, would definitely have to have a boy," Tkachuk tells Hannity, 64. "I've been explaining to [my wife], because she has just a sister [and] no brothers ... what youth hockey is like. And I think I'm more excited for youth hockey one day than my current hockey right now."Ah yes because girls don't play hockey. Like ever.
execute that fucking czegger
>>153840584Aww, did matty hurt your fee fees?
Gudas up to his old tricks
this should've been the thread's image
>>153840579> cheating, diving cunt
tyler foli scored
>>153840572Anytime a 2026 Ice Hockey Gold Medalist scores, Canada loses
>>153840597Yikes sister
>>153840603scoreboard cuck
>>153840527did they talk about iran or epstein?
>>153840600no? i just gave an alternative charitable explanation you fucking retard
KILL JARRY
>>153840603something tells me the coilers would be doing better if nurse wasnt such a brainlet retard goon
Radko Gudas just killed Mathews with a knee on knee
>>153840618No faux news loves invading foreign countries and protecting pedos.
>>153840619Aww, did anony hurt your fee fees?
>>153840600why are you calling him matty like he's your buddy
>>153840602Good
DEATH TO ALL CZEGGERS
>>153840597>no lady puck tonight
my broons :((
>>153840629no? this is how we talk you fucking retard
>>153840632He became my buddy the day he beat canada in the olympics.
my ducks :(
>24-hour news channelsShit will rot your brains, kiddos
>Push player into your goalie>Get goal waived offGetting tired of this one
Tkachuk laughed when trump directly insulted the Lady puck team. He’s a fucking chud incel what do you expect.
>>153840597based
soilers gonna soil
>>153840643>the kiwi is having a melty over USA Hockey.kek
>oilels>laffsAt least I have the habs....
my laffies :o
WTF WTF WTF NOT LIKE THIS
I've been told of a knee on knee collision. Is this the new Samuelsson-Neely incident?
>>153840661Famously moral and likable organization Hockey Canada would never
>>153840655I laughed too
>>153840655So did I. It was a great quick joke. Deal with it.
>>153840661>autistic burger can't process an obvious jokewhat a fucking retard
Great leafs are faking an injury to get top 5 pick to prevent Boston from taking it. Gary needs to be investigating this with his top guys.
this is robertson's game 7
The laffs players didnt do a fucking thing after they saw Mathews get kneed
>>153840676>getting this assblasted on 4chinskek. American superiority reigns again.
>>153840676Straya, do you have a sticky wicket?
>Boston is losing to fucking San Jose
I'm gonna throw another shrimp on the barbie
Of course this place defends Matthew tkafuck.
>>153840688>coping this badly after you shat yourself over nothingwhat a fucking retard
>>153840685why should they? they want him gone. hes the problem.
i swear i just saw deboer with an oilers patch somewhere in the crowd
>>153840696brother this place would defend Epstein himself if he pissed off the libs
>>153840696Not your fucking clubhouse, leaf
Reminder that today is Evgeni Dadanov's birthday. The Ottawa Senators just got their 1st round pick back and it happens on Dadanov's birthday. What more is there in the script?
bbq shrimp is alright, there are better ways to make it
>>153840695That's not a knife
>>153840708you didn't need the "if" in therethat's what you guys do
>>153840709our sport, our safe space, pussy nigga
i'll be right back guys i gotta drop the M.O.A.B (in the toilet)
All hockey players have low iq and are dumb. Their opinions are worth nothing to me. They all get communication degrees.
>>153840725>Marner Of Astounding Breadth
>>153840675I know you guys have to slurp his dick at every moment of the day but it wasn't even a funny joke.
>>153840729one of the PWHL players is a human chat GPT retard
>>153840696>enter a thread full of pedophile apologists>take umbrage over their life choicesWhy are Canadians so fucking retarded?
Somebody webm the hit please
>>153840729this is a very low iq post
I would fuck Sennecke's mom
LEO CARLSSON MUST DIE
>>153840751for me it's amy jones
>>153840757of course, he's swedish
Markstrom was good once
>>153840698>still replyingkek. you are retarded. neener neener.
why are they such sore winners?
>>153840760Very cute
>>153840773Alright children, let's knock it off
>>153840760Wow...they just look so alike.
>>153840778That picture is hot of Matthew as a sexy woman. She needs to be blacked by bbc maybe she married a hot black stud?
>thread does nothing but shit talk the laffs>mathews gets btfo>no webm>no one even talking about itThia thread is baffling sometimes.
What would they do if the goalie ate the puck after he saved it
>>153840782thanks
>>153840798post the webm if you're so great
>>153840798They don’t watch the games
>>153840805Better be a hungry goalie, because they use a lot of pucks in NHL games. Not MLB level with their baseballs, but it is still high.
nigga said tune in to some kitty pucking
>>153840451they'll come back in the third, they always do
>>153840805Gary would punish him by making him eat every puck in the arena
>>153840823>not posting the GOAT version of this gif.
>>153840841You're the man now, dog!
kitties scarrrr!
>jack1es
>>153840841Thanks, I don't collect web'ms>it just seems like I have a thousand of them cause I'm an entertainer at heart
>>153840849
>>153840849somewhere, sidney crosby is feeling the twin telepathy of that hit.
>>153840849kwab
>a draw in Sunrise, FL
>>153840849>The reaction of his teammatesI've seen that before. Back when the Sabres playoff drought started...
Can’t believe Edmonton didn’t get rid of skinner Kek what retards
>>153840873crosby injured himself. gudas hit him clean. crosby low bridged last minute trying to avoid it and buckled his own knee.
Hello Dallas Stars please do not shoot the puck too hard. Jarry doesnt like when the puck is shot hard at him
>>153840894everything you just said is wrong.
>>153840584He wants a son that can be GOOD at hockey like he is. Women's hockey is a hobby sport, it is not played at the same level at all. No female can skate like McDavid or shoot 110mph piss missiles like Tage Thompson. He wants an actual heir that can compete at meaningful levels of hockey
>>153840872https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450
>ywn know the feeling of being the one who gets to say "Let's. Play. Hockey!" right before a Minnesota Wild game.Sad.
bouchard with the norris could get the oilers vasilevsky no cap
>>153840896
>>153840906
>d4cks
my shit ass ducks are going to fucking lose
>>153840849it's a radko good-ass classic!
>>153840924terrible, very low-key news
>>153840900he's talking about the experience of raising a hockey kid. still,>not princess makering your daughter into the first real nhl girl, built like a truck and able to perform the revolutionary boob check on unsuspecting rookiesambitionless
>>153840574
>>153840946go dilate about it somewhere else, tranny.
>>153840798>watching laffs games in the grand old 26
>>153840955lol what are you shitting yourself over now, faggot?
First Gudas, now Kreider. Will Trouba complete the trilogy of 5 minute majors in time?
more qt314 german girls please
>>153840924That's quackin' hockey baby
>>153840966You are 2 E Z. Way 2 E Z.
kek matty btfo
>>153840778they don't experience it very often so it feels magical to them
>>153840970
>booins
>>153840974lol keeping having your meltdown
>>153840981I wish I had the time and space to care for ducks. They seem like such cool pets.
>>153840975KWAB
>ragsis 3 shots on goal after 25 minutes good?
>>153840982detroit may never win again
>>153840987>>153840974>>153840966>>153840955This rivalry is getting too heated. Kiss already!
>>153840987>y-you keep doing what your doingkek. Ok fag. Nice talking to you again.
henrique just makes the team so much worse
>>153840993pure mike sullivan slop hockey won a gold medal game
>>153840849CARLSSON MUST PAY WITH HIS YOUNG LIFE
>debbie5
>>153840987Are you gonna let >>153841001 Talk to you like that?
>>153840994don't say that
>>153840527I think it’s normal to want at least your first kid to be a boy especially when you have a sibling with a male child. Anyone who says it’s not is lying but whatever.
>>153841014I hope my first child is a girl actually.
>>153840975The real faces of American hockey are too short and too Canadian
I FUCKING HATE YOU MARKSTROM FUCK SWEDEN FUCK SWEDISH GOALIES FUCK ALL SWEDES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HJIJKBCGLHDGYUL;HYUGHP;DHUIP;GH;DUJ
Our penguins play tonight
Ok so my 12 ounce can of beer must have had about 8 ounces of beer in it
>>153841014boys need older sisters to teach them things
>>153841024
>>153841024that's my boy
bring back skinner, im craving that skinner dinner
>>153840975So true Rach, so true
THANK YOU GOD IN HEAVEN
The 800 Smiths at this game are going to give him so much shit if his only contribution is getting hit in the face.
no one really gives a crap about a random 6pm game on a thursday. the stars aren't doing any of this in a playoff setting.
>>153841031I started beating the shit out of my older sister when I turned 11.
>0iler5
kek Oilers
alright the laffs finally have a semi reliable goalscorer, time for fans to shit down his throat enough that he fucking hates the city and wants to play in dallas instead
>>153841058That's cool, bruh
>>153841057LOL
>>153841047that's the way we like it
>>153841058That's mean.
so the jarry trade is going to go down in the HoF as one of the dumbest trades of all time, right?
LMAO Jarry
>>153841073She deserved it for the previous 10 years.
NORRISMAN BOUCHSHOT FUCK YOU OTTERSHIT
>>153840909send them an email and try to sound retarded. they might just make your day
>>153841076laffs...
damn nice goal by eklund
>>153841076Certainly one of the most pointless trades in history
>>153841086minten trade can join it too though since we got nothing notable from it thats more of a gift than a trade tbheroo
>>153841058Do you still jerk off when you about it?
The only thing worse than beating your sister is fucking your sister> This has been a Public Service Announcement, brought to you by Gary B. Bettman
highlight reel goal>pooi4s
my sharkies won't be getting a single shutout this season :\
>>153841080Try to forgive her.
not so fast, fishies
>>153841106Never. Grrrr!
>>153841095the tuukka rask trade wasn't great either
>hellebuyck has a 66.7% save pctthe jests were retarded for not dumping him the instant his ass was back from the olympics, now theyre too late
>>153841104:(
>laffs response to mathews getting kneed is Domi takes an interference penalty then gets himself tossed from the game
>>153841104GOOD >:|
>>153840475I have never seen a hockey puck up close in person, and I have never touched one. I have no visceral knowledge of the properties of one. I only know it as a black dot on the ice or on a screen. I can understand that they're 1 inch by 3 inch cylinders of typical vulcanized rubber, I can infer exactly what that feels like, owing to its simple geometry and common material, but nevertheless, I do not truly know what one feels like. It may be a very strong inference, but that isn't the same as actual physical experience with the genuine article.
gary said we're gettin some garytime in tonight's games, come hell or high water
>>153841104The first one will be game 7 of the SCF :)
oh cool jack thanks for scoring too bad we have some faggot swede (redundant) in net
>>153841115NMCbros...
>the rubber duckies
holy shit what is going on with my ducks tonight fucking stupid
RIP Boston Matthew
>>153841126Your time will come, sir, keep hope alive
Who is Bo Groulx?
>>153841126it's hard and barely flexible, I feel like it's even harder than car tires. if you drop it on a hard floor it'l make a nice heavy clap and it won't really bounce. it's like a dense rubba coin.this reminds me I still don't have my inglasco bruins puck :C
Are the Ducks quacks? Should I call RICO for fraud charges against them?
>>153841045shit is 80% dough and 20% moldy indian skin shavings. oilers missed out on actual good 'za by not partnering with dominos.
>>153841126Why dont you just go to your local Dick's and touch one
>>153841171faggot
I'm being told the Oilers are considering a future Montembeault trade
>>153841126>vulcanizedWhat does Mr. Spock have to do with any of this?
>>153841160Benoit-Olivier Groulx
god damn, the goaltending has been so ON POINT this year, THANK YOU, GARY!!!!!!!!
>>153841126god damn it human chatgpt not now
>>153841151You can't convince me that thing doesn't have a creamy middle
What the fuck is happening with the duckiesGudas kills bustthews and they start losing
>>153841175This should be required viewing to post herehttps://youtu.be/QmRowxfR8wQ?si=ZlkKWmwlm2QpX-v-
>>153841127there are 3 garytime slurpers locked and loaded
>>153841187If you're blind, they make them like 2.5 times bigger and stick a bell in the middle for you. There's no room for cream.
>>153841171>Just prance around the store touch the pucksBro, they'll kick you out
>>153841190>american goaltending
>>153841127
BOLDY SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
>>153841192Just try to remember when the Golden Knights whacked Joe Pavelski in the playoffs. They lost all momentum after that 5 minute major.
make it 4! gary eatin' well tonight!
>>153841187close, actually filled with complex surveillance sensors and neuralink transmitters.
>>153841201Gimme 4 minutes alone with it and I'll make room
CAN THIS TEAM PLEASE FUCKING CARE ABOUT WINNING?!?!?!?!
>>153841192Whole team stopped skating after going up 3-1 and PK has been shit tonight
pussy ass stars collapsing halfway into the 2nd hahaha typical
>>153841227Nuh uh! Otherwise gary wouldn't need to use video review in toronto for all those things!
Garytime in Florida
>>153841227ah the ol' Lazor Puck>I recall it as if it were moments ago
lmao Oilers get no powerplays and are completely useless
>no call on Rielly's crosscheck that was just as bad as the one they called a major on Kreider, then stuck with a minor after reviewTh-thanks reffies
>>153841227How does the puck not melt at such high temperatures?
HEY! That's not how my coach taught me to shoot
>>153841273DYNAMIC ENTRY
>>153841270special cooling tech
>>153841270it knows melting would be illogical
>>153841270how did it go through that defenseman like that?
>never fuck with the lazor puck
>>153841227Gary's advanced magnet technology.
>Bussycanes
it's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9uVOARld0I
>>153841284not funny, manhe died right there on the ice due to traumatic puck penetration injury
It’s kind of astonishing more professional hockey players don’t drop dead from cardiac arrest mid game considering the cocaine usage.
My canesies:) are getting buttraped by his blues
>>153841299foreign players sure are having trouble coping with America winning the Gold this year.
>wangs...
i forgot mcnuthitter was traded to the stors
>>153841284Plasma heated penetration pucks. That defenseman is dead
gudahhh ahhh bihhhh such a loser ahh bihhhhhh fuck gudahhhhh
kitties win!!
>jackie2
>>153841270did he died
>>153841291only reason we don't have lazor puck>interferes with Gary's magnetars
the likes of evander kane and vincent deshairnais would have fodderized this fool for getting near mcdavid
>ded wongs
Can someone post the webm of the Matthews injury?
>w4ngs
And that right there is why Adam Fox was left off the Olympic team
I literally walked away just to take a piss
>>153841348remember when we had real men like milan lucic
are we back?
*freeze frame*
>It's fucking overFun while it lasted, boys. Better luck next year
>>153841353>>153840849
>he said he was takin' the piss and he's not even British, I don't think... stars and stripes
>>153841364Why didn't he just hit him cleanly?
>>153841373I meant literally piss thoughbeit
>>153841376because he was beat
>>153840597>Ah yesreddit is calling you
>>153841373Where are they taking the piss?
>>153841379I know, m8, Bob's yer Uncle...
>>153841352
might carry the coals to newcastle
>duck6
it's over
>>153841387a far as they can fling it
bruins lost kwab
WTF DARKWOKE MCDAVID
>>153841232Remember when they were the top of the division
Mcdavid is legit pissed now
>>153841363>team starts winning when we're already out of playoff contention and winning only hurts our draft chances I'm conflicted...
>l4ffs>>153841431I really don't get what their fuckin problem is, why do they just decide to lose half of their games for fun?
>>153841430>rags fans thought they were good again because they beat Calgary
>I bet he even smells nice =3
i've never seen mcdavid like hat ever wow
>le4fs
Draisaitl got pissy
>>153841430is 7 shots on goal after 2 periods good?
ACK
Requesting webm of mcdavid invoking the wrath of his ancestors or whatever's apparently happening on another channel.also sharks win! bruins anon i hope you have alcohol ready.
Connor sleeps better when he puts his telephone away
Why is the reffie elbowing mcjesus into the wall
leafs with a gutsy winthat's BERUBE hockey
>>153841364>team does nothing Lmao what a sorry bunch of faggots. Hope he gets out of that shithole soon.
my hawkies are playing :)
>haven't sports bet all year>"historic losing streak for the leafs">"they're tanking for draft picks">Put $50 on the ducks>They win that one
>>153841486All it took was their captain getting murdered LIVE
>>153841489
>>153841466I hope he’s ok
>matthews dies>laffies get good againhmm
Her necklace sure does say mommy
>>153841428Gary is a cruel Jove who gives only to rip it away for the lulz @ ur suffering
>>153841473McGAWD popped off on that queerhttps://x.com/SportsCenter/status/2032271545188413449?s=20
>Yeah, can I get a basket of Gary's Pucks and, uh, let me see, uh...
>>153841506They're playing to avenge him
>>153841531Based Ritzy doing what the rest of the league is too chickenshit to do. Also lol at Bootard trying to pull his hair like it’s bad girls club
>>153841531>trying to take that guy's head as a souvenirNeat!
>>153841567I miss Marty :(
>>153841554i didn't know vegas traded marner back to the laffs
AHHHHHHHH REFFIES SAVE ME
>>153841588that guy on the right looks like an old spooky ghost that shows up in your mirror
>>153841567
i am right behind you, pekkalook at our reflection in the mirror
Are my sharks good yet? Is Macklin the goat?
>>153841624Face down ass up
>>153841637reminds me of the chilly easter evening of 2022
>>153841633Mackerin has hitched himself to a sinking ship unfortunately. he would be wise to find a way out, and no he can't take Win
>>153841636mcrage
>>153841636Took three refs two teammates and mcbitch running away to pry Ritzy off him.
I don't know about you guys but personally I'm really excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
>>153841624SEXXXXX
>>153841671kippers....
my avies :)
>>153841671what a Vanc Skank
jarry used to be an allstar what ever happened
>get frustrated >take out your anger on a small French Canadian child >lose Surely there is some niche participation trophy he can be gifted for this display
>scoreless draw
i am 6-2 to my stomachhehehehe
>>153841710He’s shit
jarry was a race car driverhe drove so god damned fast
>AUUUGHHHH OH NOOOOOO IS THAT...IS THAT THE *GULP* IS THAT THE ST. LOUIS BLUES THE 2ND TO LAST TEAM IN THE CENTRAL DIVISION?? HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY WIN AGAI- AAACKKKKKfucking frauds
Rape Burakovsky
kraken have some nice jerseys
coolest grafix by an nhl team
Is that "Scotty doesn't know"? Playing on the kraken organ?
>>153841695Wedgewood in the net tonight, guaranteed win avies bros
>>153841824Why would a human being create something that looks like AI slop - that just doesn't make sense. The vibes are all off!
starsniggas yelling usa during a scum what a bunch of dorks
>>153841803they're a cool gimmick
my avies! :)necas!
>>153841824>DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PUPPIES WERE KILLED TO MAKE THIS IMAGE?!
>kwabkensuprised it took 4 minutes
>>153841858Just having a laugh mate relax
The lightning suck ass. How did the red wings lose so hard?
>climate pledge arena
>>153841858
>>153841884shit goaltending and defence
>>153841896Jeff paid a billion dollars to name it that
Brock Boeser HATES Predators.
>>153841858genuinely amazing how much they act like our little brothers
>>153841750Heh
My penguins ):
Maybe they should move the Rangers to Canada, like Hamilton or Quebec City, because it seems like they always win in Canada.
>>153841973Kitchener could be a potential fit.
>not calling it "the Key"
>>153841913>Would Jamie Benn eat pussy?Time has proved Benn 100% correct in his judgement of that it’s the leading cause of throat cancer in men. He has all his hair so I trust him.
Don't look now but the teds are two points out of the first wild card with a game in hand. 1 point out of the second but tied games.
mcdavid getting the brady tkachuk treatment in dallas
I don't think my Oil Kangs are coming back this timeunless??
my avies!! :))mackinnon!
>>153841973I do not want to subject anyone to the pain of having to go to hamilton.
>>153842010Just take a woman's virginity and marry her. Almost zero risk of HPV.
Holy smokes that Curtis Douglas has got some hands!
Don't you know, pump it upYou got to pump it upDon't you know pump it upYou've got to pump it upDon't you know, pump it upYou got to pump it up
captain america just oozes out confidence with his outfits
>>153842093That's Emily Agard!
>Oi7ers
retard hughes
JARRY FUCKING SUCKS
jarry just got styled on by duchene of all players ohh my
>>153842093Any tips for keeping your hairline wearing a hockey helmet? It got Kessel pretty bad too.
What a goal by Duchene
>>153842124fuck off newfag god
That's a major
i just saw the equipment manager for the oilers hand mcdavid a butcher knife on the way to the locker room
>>153842124just shave it off
my avies!!! :)))roy!
>fight immediately between ducks and laffsDid we have an issue with the laffs I was unaware of?
All the laffs players are like>i didnt know>i didnt know>i didnt see it
Kraken are getting fucked hard
wild-flyers shootouts
McJebus can't catch a break, manGive this nigga a team
McKwab is such a little bitch he’d never drop the gloves with Benn
>>153842168He could have walked in free agency
>>153842161Were you expecting anything else?
>my stars win >your wild lose life is good
Lord please give all of mcdavid's pain and suffering to nathan mackinnon
flyers win :)
>hmm what if we try fake shot and backhand every time
my flysies are giving me hope :)
>>153842205mackinnon never got his former agent hired as poho
>>153842212Of what?
Don't give up the first goal level: ducks
>>153842219making gary's tournament
Hoping that with NHL cancelling MacKinnons major that Sutherland gets investigated. Guy is the shittiest ref.
Lindstein got a point in his NHL debut!
Attaboy Bert attaboy Bedsy
>>153842212good thing she didn't do that against the blue jackets
>>153841636you run your mouth you get beat i don't make the rules
>>153842228>>153842157I just realized I was watching a replay not live 5 min in and the ducks already lost to the leafs 6-4 and my entire night is ruined...
Jost fuck my shit up
>>153842335Ritzy is unironically my fav stars player rn I said it the other day he’s full of banger quotes. I watched an interview where he went on a tangent seething about normies going to prom.
>>153842193he has no trade protection, he can move whenever he wantswhich will probably be next season (to my leafs)
>>153841636He is finally starting to snap.Will we get schizo McDavid soon?
attaboy Nazar
they could play the rest of the game on the man advantage and it wouldn't matter
>>153842335>>153842402That’s literally Jack Nicholson in the shining
ffs Vlasic
My penguins are so fucked );
Development stunting own goal for Ohgren.
My avies :(
my avies :(
KRAKEN SSCCCAAARRR A SHORTY!!! Not shutout tonight!
i swear every time there's a pp goal given up or a shorty given up burns is there
Do you think my Starsies can still clinch 1st seed?
>>153842602>Save Div as AvsNo.
MY AVIES :)KADRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SCAAARRRRRR KADRI
my avies!!!! :Dkadri!
>>1538426143 points back with two games left against each other tho.
>>1538426305 points and 1 game
who are some other cone heads in the league other than nurse and matthews?
>>153842646Assuming they win tonight sure. I still think it’s possible it’ll be a great plot twist in the script ala Gary
>>153842657There’s nothing wrong with being a conehead it just means their moms had tight vagoos
ATTABOY BEDSY
Who's got the nicest looking black jersey for casual wear? I'm looking at a blank Kraken black rn.
Deja vu blackhawks over mammoths in OT again
>double doink into a rebound goalwut
>>153842708the jersey jersey
>>153842708
>>153842754He got beat up by a sub 6 foot Quebecian child tonight
>>153842754what the FUCK is he smiling at
>>153842708Shorks or Kraken are gonna have nice colors
>>153842705What a menacehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/DJO0Wu-X1P4
How long do you think it'll actually be till McDavid asks to be traded?
>>153842780why did some retard put a scoreboard in the corner
new thread make it oilers themed
>>153842832It should be Austin Matthews themed.
>>153842839
>4:20 into the third period Nashville leading by a couple
>>153842782He went after him again after the GWG, I like it when he plays with an edge
knights winning but plenty of time to fuck it up bros
Dangerous lead in Seattle
skinner wouldn't have let in 5 goals just saying
kyle dubas won the trade.
>>153842965Retard
>>153842754Mr Gary bring back the Todd McFarlane jerseys
MY AVIES :) KIRIVANTA!!!!!!!
my avies!!!!! :DDkiviranta!
reading reddit threads about the oilers and it's all passive aggressive insults and toilet sarcasm it's pissing me tf off i tell you
oilers lost lol
jamie benn staring down the oilers bench aura moment for the pussymuncher
>>153843041isn't it crazy how mcdavid doesn't exist when it really matters? this has become a hallmark of his career
>>153843025>>153843028fags
>>153843060He had his moment in the 4 Nations.
>>153843060a random thursday game is a life and death matter to stars fans? you brothers are starving.
KWAB
If my Canucks win can the next thread please be Canucks themed?
I just can't believe it's still close to sold out in Vancouver
too late it's gonna be a blackcocks themed thread after that bedsy ot goal
if my Preds win can the next thread please be Preds themed?
kek based knights saving doro from getting btfo
>>153842093>auston addams
>>153843146
>>153842817I believe it was inbetween periods and they were debuting the Sharks stealth sweater
>>153843053
>>153840428Great thread
