Ducks Edition >>153850947
>>153861391ducks play a hockey game at 10am in the morning
Happy Pi Day! What are you guys bringing?
gary put all the shit games on early to open up primetime for kino
>>153861391bedsy plays eichel tonight
>>153861422JEN
this should have been the thread's image
>>153861416ill bring the pie
>BU Vs Uconn>Umass vs Northeastern >Merrimack vs Providence All fun games
>>153861454there's been enough canadian humiliation. now it's time to focus on garypuck
>>153856931>>153856931>>153856931this is the canon thread btw
>>153861550which one has more female posters?
>>153861416I will also bring pie
>>153861455>>153861595based
>>153861582he later mutilated that stuffy in the locker room
>>153861582why do you guys dress up the like sith?
Are the Blackhawks the zestiest team in the NHL?
>>153861752
>>153861729Cursed
>>153861752Nah that's San Jose
tomorrow the REAL gold medal game happens
>>153861752With Buffalo's rise they are becoming 'Most Irrelevant'
>>153861941They'll have to fight Vancouver for it
>>153861941Nah that title belongs to Columbus
>>153861978At this point I would say Columbus is more relevant than St. Louis.
>>153861978Columbus has a fun little run every season which gets people talking>>153861969Maybe different in the States but Vancouver is always in the news up here, too much buzz to be irrelevantChicago is always bad and no one cares. Even Bedard has been forgotten by hockey media at large
>>153862009Everyone has accepted that Bedard is a bust. Celebrini is the chosen Zoomer
>>153862009>the star that burns twice as bright, burns half as long...
>>153862011This
>>153862053It's hard to believe how relevant Chicago was from 2010 to 2016
>>153861455>>153861595this will go over a lot of heads
This is one of the worst rosters ever assembledWithout Wolf this is Buffalo 2014-15 bad
>>153862120It's never too late for Coronato to quit hockey and join his Harvard bros on wall street
>>153861582Tina :)
Our Sennies :)
>>153862069We take the chance every day here at /hoc/, brother
>>153862120 Pettersson, to Arshdeep. Back to Pettersson. Takes a look, passes back to Arshdeep. To Pettersson. Arshdeep now, Pettersson, Arshdeep SHOOTS! Just wide, picked up by Zeevstein Buiumberg, to Arshdeep he SCAAAAAAAAAAAARS! HE SCAAARS! Vancouver deficit reduced to 5!
>>153862068still feels like a fever dream
>>153862191except they're player shopping in pakistan
watching Div II, Utes and Liberty
>>153862193I wish I could go back in time and do over my student days
Lady Puck Quarterfinals Today
>>153862191Pettersson would be the best forward on Calgary
>>153862225Wishing you were young again is the most universal feeling on earth
>>153861759Humiliation ritual, many such cases. Sad.
>>153862252no he wouldntvancouver would trade him for a 7th if they could
>>153862272I'd do it so much better
>>153862300100 points 3 years ago89 points 2 years agoOutscoring anyone on the Flames atmHe sucks now but he completely outclasses anyone in Calgary
>>153862283Ritzy is cool
Sad to see so many people from my town living in Cuckholm.
Jamie Benn re-signed 1x1 :)
>>153862436Sensible
>it's past 1100MDTGary?
Winners: SkellefteåRunner-ups: Frölunda>Quarter-finals: Best of 7Växjö - BrynäsRögle - Färjestad>Round of 16: Best of 3Luleå - ÖrebroMalmö - Djurgården>Season finished:LinköpingTimrå>Relegation qualification: Best of 7HV71Leksand
go ducks go
>>153862568Neat. So do HV71 and Leksand play teams from the minor league?
rrrrr uuuuuu reddeeeee
>>153861391Excuse you Anaheim is white
>>153862588pretty sure they play against womens champions, both straight and lesbian teams(not transwomen though that would be unfair)
>scoreless draw
>>153862639bet he also thinks taco bell is authentic
>>153862648Most whites do so you just kinda proved his point
>>153862588No. They play a 7 game series against each other. The loser gets relegated.The 2nd tier have the exact same format with a playoffs to decide which team gets promoted to the SHL and a negative qualifier to decide which team gets relegated to the 3rd tier.
>>153862648did you know there is a taco bell in finland?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSIBqdPAjht/what a crazy world we live in
>>153862678fuck that shit, I'd be over at the Seoul Good counter filling myself up with bulgogi and yakmandu and a tall soda fountain cup of Pocari Sweat
Imagine if Sharks got both Celebrini and SchaeferThey would be almost as busted as Avs with Mackinnon and Makar
>>153862662
>>153862678I did not know that
>>153862662go löven
>scoreless draw in Anaheim
>>153862783it's in ottawa, ya goof
>>153862783There will not be a single goal scaaaaared in Anaheim today
>>153862795my bad
>>153862783>3 shots in 12 mins
knights play today :)
>>153862798wait, aren't there collage games being played in Aaheim today?>checksNOPEit's regular old boxing at the Honda Center today>dingding
>>153862559Unfunny raped loser
>scoreless draw in an undisclosed location
>>153862742
>>153862812Duckies don't start trying until >we go down a goal, after Ottawa scores this game will get entertaining.>>153862849Honda Center doesn't have March Madness games this year. SAP Center (shorks) will host games.
i'm sure it means the houses, the village down there
>>153862662I just want one season with a Karlstad/Karlskoga/Örebro hockey belt...
>According to reports from students, the letter claims coaches are also using crass and homophobic language when addressing minor athletes, making statements that “explicitly police gender expression and use graphic, sexualized language,” including telling a student not to “play like they are gay” and references to playing defense like they had a “dick in their ass.”Based. Do not go gentle into that gay night
>>153862918Future of the game is in good hands
>>153862918Who could have possibly fucking guessed?>civil rights demonstrations when, lads? I wanna riot at a University like it was 1966
>a scoreless first intermission in California
40 save Husso SO inc
>>153863004Ottawa, California
very interesting that the toronto basketball team also had a situation where a player was heavily disrespected and his teammates did absolutely nothing. this was THE NIGHT BEFORE matthews got his knee obliterated. the city is obviously cursed and i gotta get out quick!
>>153863050>Ottawa, Ontario, California
>leaving your bag of training dildoes at the train station
>>153863324Good post
>the waterfowl of Southern California
am i supposed to believe the mildcuck isnt another one of the raped bitch personalities?
>>153863012nvm
Sweet non-call on that interference so blatant the Sens player looked at you expecting your arm to go up, reffy
>>153863369
>>153863371Is the "hard glare" thing really that effective?
>>153863349Le unfunny raped retard
> 1/17-0/8
>>153863324>>153863397What is your problem?
>>153863420He doesn't watch ice hockey; he's dedicated to being a cunt >
>>153863441>>153863413Le unfunny raped fag who still doesn't watch hockey
>most dangerous lead
>>153863450Tell me what's going on in the game right now.
RIGGED
Neat
>goalie is in the crease>bump the goalie's skate he needs to push off towards the shot>also swat at his glove>completely initiated by the Ottawa player, he wasn't pushed into Husso>somehow this is not goalie interferenceMY Duckies getting completely ass raped by the reffies today
Accidentally put on my crusty cum sock
I would storm the ice and ecexute the refs. Then I would start hunting senators players. Lost completely in blood lust, happy.
angry laffs fans in the NHL situation room, i see
Ducks and getting screwed by the refs name a more common duo
Does Gary want more Canadian teams in the pl'offs?>is Gary pushing the Snes?
>errrm actually you touched the goalie...
>>153863584He wants to give Canadians false hope that ome of Canadian teams will win, but when they actually get into the playoffs, he'll have all of them out by the first round.
>>153863602ohmygod, it's layers upon layers...
sorry fucks but you simply dont have enough fans to be allowed into the playoffs
>>153863625hang on, pekka, which teams are you screaming at?>cause, you know.. could be either one, frankly
>>153863614Never underestimate Garry's dedication to fucking with Canadians.
>>153862918I haven't seen a single dude talked about this show.
>>153863644I won't; never again
>>153863489Ottawa is beating the ducks and the Pacific division is a joke to hockey >>153863467>>153863514>>153863551>>153863551>>153863584>>153863599>>153863642Raped faggot
K N E E S T T H E W SNEESTHEWS
>>153863642>ducks>which team????
anaheim is terrible
Gary's nightmare is all canacuck teams missing the playoffs. But they're all shit so....
Can’t believe playoffs start in a month. This season really flew by.
>>153862662I see
in any real division the ducks are on the outside looking inBut because the Ducks play on the most pathetic division ever they are going to host a playoff game
ducks sticking up for each otherlaffs would never
>TSN featuring the Glass Banger on the crowd mic today at Canadian Tire Centre, in lovely Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
>>153863678"People", if you could call Canadians that, love to bitch and moan about how much Gary hates them and their shit teams run by retards but neglect to consider that time Gare Bear put all the Canadians into a single division so there was a 50% chance of one making the SCF.
>>153863702Keep crying, every division is weak at some point. Pretty soon the West will run through Anaheim and San Jose while the Central becomes a bunch of rebuilding shit teams and over the hill teams.
how is trouba allowed to play in the nhl
>>153863766true enough
>>153863742too busy cheating to care black
>>153861391Average Anaheim fan
>>153863830
>>153863787the troubadour you knew before
>>153863805Canadians when cheating in Curling>They sleepCanadians when losing to Americans in hockey>"THEY'RE CHEATING, THEY'RE HEKIN' CHESTING! THIS IS THE MOST OBVIOUS SIGNS OF CHEATING!"
>interfering >finnish goaltendingnot cool
>Carlson still not lining up for the DucksKek my crappies made out great in that trade
>>153863944duck is the only bird I would take as a pet
>>153863766>>153863799Never understood the divisional dick sucking/hating. The good and bad constantly rotates. Just win your division..
>>153863974you can have fresh duck eggs every day
>>153863974I would get into falconry if I had the resources for it >hunting with a falcon is metal af
>>153863974i heard a saw-whet owl in the backwoods last night. i'd have him for a pet, no doubt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWMK-0YUFs
>>153863933He's with the team on this trip and should play tomorrow
>>153864007>>153864122Unfunny fag
>>153864136
>"Year after year of failures – you don’t deserve our support">"52 rounds without competing">"You’re a disgrace to Linköping"The 8th past seasons they made the playoffs once (swept in the quarter-finals) and every other year they finished in "no-man's land" aka 11th-12th place, meaning they don't get to play in the round of 16 (1-2 extra home games) or the relegation series (2-4 extra home games). Much money is lost when you finish in those two spots each year, especially when you have one of the most expensive rosters year after year like they have.
>>153864189those fans are based. the team should downgrade in terms of roster. they're closely overpaying
>>153864214You might remember Jakub Vrána. He returned after playing in their youth system years ago on one of the most expensive contracts in the SHL, and he got 28 points in 46 games.Before the season all experts had him finish at least top 5 in points.
>>153863678It happened in 2016, no one cared
>>153864298That explains everything
>>153864301Since 2016, society has collapsed
>>153864189>you don’t deserve our support>Buys tickets and merchandising anywaysYou see that same sentiment in NA sports except the arena is actually empty.
https://youtu.be/I2rq0X7bMjo
>>153864301you kiddin'? canacuck whimpered endlessly over that
>>153864454shan't
>scoreless ruffing
>
if you're not booing every single american player that was on the olympic team when they touch the pack, you're a nazi piece of shit
>>153863933genuinely terrible trade that i'd have fired verbeek forducks are not legit contenders this year
>>153864637Interesting point of view and a daring, courageous challenge to the reader
>>153864637kwab remember when you guys got btfo by the nazis in mere hours
BU lost
>>153864715>Presently, with the Females
>>153864682no i do not, because that never happenedit took two superpowers more than a month attacking from two different sides to defeat Poland
>>153864410Sure, but an empty arena means less money, less chance of competing and the possibility of getting relegated, which is a disaster for most SHL teams because the TV money each SHL team gets per season is $6.5 million while Hockeyallsvenskan teams get $650,000. That almost always means you basically have to downgrade on every position from the coaching staff to the janitors to save money.And the players, many of them having grown up in the cities the team plays in know that it's their fault when they get relegated and people in the organization lose their jobs.
>>153864637Stfu, fag.
>>153864682I do. The dumbfucks had horse cavalry.
>that Polack said his people are culturally adept and taking it from both ends powerful message, Paul
>>153864738My Quinnipiac :(
Our Mawfuckin' Sennies :)))))
>>153864766I see
>>153864776or what? you're gonna cry?
So a guy walks into a store and asks for sausage, the guy behind the counter says “oh you must be Polish!” The guy says “oh come on, if a fella asked for bratwurst, would you ask if he was German? If a guy asks for tacos would you ask if he was Mexican? Suppose a fella asked for sushi, would you ask if he was Japanese? If a guy asked for jerk chicken would you ask if he was Jamaican? I mean if a fella asked for fish and chips would you ask if he was British? What if a guy asked for poutine, would you ask if he was Canadian? If a fella asked for hummus would you ask if he was Lebanese? I mean if a guy asked for spaghetti would you ask if he was Italian? Would you ask a guy if he was French if he asked for a baguette?” The guy behind the counter said “well sir this is a hardware store”
>>153864830
>>153864830ever been to a hardware store? all of them sell beef jerky and slimjims which are technically sausage
>>153864830jen
>>153864830JEN a radio station out west had a call in show and an angry Albertan called in and said “I’m tired of these Newfies coming and taking our jobs. We should build a wall!” Next caller is from Newfoundland: “you b’ys got any jobs building that wall or wha?”
>>153864868in what world is beef jerky technically sausage you dumbass
>>153864868if Slim Jims are sausage, then granola bars are cupcakes>Your a tard
>>153864830poles on suicide watch
>>153864883its meat that has been seasoned and cured you idiott. worked at arbys in 2006 for 2 months
jarry hate has gone too far
>>153864905My meat cured your mom for 2 months in 2006
>/hoc/>ornithology, herpetology, seasoned meats, and ice hockey
>>153864905sausage doesn't need to be cured you fucking cretin
>>153864933JEN
>>153865018curing salt is literally what gives it that sausagy taste
>>153864905meanwhile I was in second grade
>>153864637i do this
my avies :)
>>153864830conan is hosting the oscars tomorrow
>>153865135> The first episode of The Late, Late Show with Conan O'Brien aired on my 14th birthday
>>153865203
>>153865267>in the year two thousaaaaaaaaaand>IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!
Just had sex
>>153865333How was his cock?
>>153865333CHECK'D>and sex'd
>>153865304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iROERfb3qcMtake me back
>>153865333Are you on 4chan next to her in bed? Based
>>153865373>her
>>153865333did you tip him?
anyone else feeling kinda bad for canada right now :/
>>15386538815%
>>153865413No
Kind of a tense standoff in DC this morninghttps://youtu.be/VoAfb3f04mo?si=XDkhwXDzZ9UvJf7c
>>153865413never, I know what those people are like
>>153865413Why would you
>>153865413no
>most dangerous draws in Q ligus
>>153865576precisely
>>153865628We don't need amerifat crocodile tears coming our way
>>153865710well, you won't have any, so nanner, nanner, booboo, Betsy Lou
>>153865413* Total Canacuck Death *
The Gallagher has ended.
Picking up a pizza
>>153865821extra sausage, bb
Minten tipped it. >laffs
ate a bunch of chili for my cheat daytoilet better run for cover lest he get violated later on tonight
i just know that you all watched heated rivalry and most of you probably had a boner
>>153865894Why are you talking about my boner in heregross
Why are a NHL team suddenly so honest about an injury?I've had grade 2 mcl tears, 9 times on my left knee and 1 time on my right.
>>153865952Did those injuries end your hockey career?
>>153865999No, my football (soccer) "career". I quit hockey at 14. Then I quit football when I was 17. Then I started to play football again at 19 and at 20 my left foot got stuck in artificial grass while a 90kg old guy ran into me from behind. That was the first tear. Then the others I got from playing pick-up hockey, floorball and futsal over the years.
my avies :(
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
I would never feel bad for canadians
>>153865576losing baseball twice and hockey 3 times to us in less than a year
>britney spears arrested >shia labeouf arrested >gorillaz performing on SNL>The Fray dropped a new album >Razr just released a new flip phone >Middle East drama >housing market drama >buffalo is a good team again and making the playoffs 2007bros..we won
>>153866496did not read
>>153866496forgot>TBC is the current expansion in WoW
Mark Johnson got his 700th win to advance to the Frozen Four. Incredible accomplishment.
>>153866529Go Budgies
>>153866523Wait burning crusade is back? Haven't played since college(50 years ago)
>>153866554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKw5lbapjvI
>>153866496This time I won't waste my time being in elementary school, I'll actually buy a house
Why are Habs fans losing their shit because Gallagher is a healthy scratch? They are acting like it's some kind of punishment when it's obvious they want him healthy for the playoffs. Habs fan on reddit acting like this is some Mike Babcock scratching Mike Modano shit.
>>153866580they'll just crash the housing market again, lad, don't do it
>>153866368Another short handed goal.
>>153866529>women's hockey
>>153866600Checked and truthpilled. The game is truly rigged for anybody below 50
Sandin SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRLAFFS BTFO ETERNALLY.
>>>Habs fan on reddit ac---
my clavies :3
>>153866659Whi is this constipated nigga?
>>153861522but in anon's image canada has taken over the united states and megacity toronto occupies the entire eastern seaboard and gulf of canada while american olympians look on impotently from a cliff somewhere in mexico
my avies :((
>>153866682brutal mogging
>>153866686Stop fugging sheep.
ive been banned from r/habs/ for like 10 years now
>ruins
Why are the Bombston Troons so shit at playing away games?
>>153866683>when you wipe you touch male ass and it makes you gay so he holds it to not be gayconservatives are dumb af
>>153866716That's embarrassing and a solid accomplishment at once impressive
who is winning the twinkbowl in montreal
nathan mackinnon walks into a bar
>>153866723I have no clue. They haven't lost at home since December
Habs players should wear sonichu medalionsthen they’d win
>>153866777But he doesn't drink
>>153866777He turns it over and walks out.
>>153866777but how did he manage to find the door?
>>>nathan mackinnon walks into a bar and gives himself a career-ending concussion
>>153866777Checked. Is this a pippa joke?
>scorefull draw in the Nation's Capital
>Craps
>>153866777Cheats, dives and leaves.
>>nathan mackinnon pretends to walks into a bar, ...
Why is this fat fuck so smug? Asking a retarded question to Ovechkin does not require this level of smugness.
>>153867032Look, you don't know what his supervisor is like, or how smug the network wants him to be, it's a creative process you're not a part of, and unfair to criticize
>>153867032>Im older than ovie but look 10 years youngerhockey is a tough sport
Good head coaches:Peter LavioletteTodd McLellanMarco StürmShit head coaches:Kris KnoblauchJohn Hynes
>>153866955>>153866777>>153866655>>153866600>>153866577>>153865999>>153865500>>153862000>>153861777jenful draw in hoc
more like win and pegged jeets
>>153867104Drinking vodka and gaining and dropping weight each year is usually bad for you.
>*bangs on the glass*
>>153867104bet you have less stress and you sauna more
>>153867156Im pretty much that heavy every wintermaybe its his grey hair and beard + a bit of russian genes not aging well on men
>>153867219grey hair does age a man
>>153867246This is a 25 year old man
>>153867282the wall waits for nobody. my 10 year is this year, I wonder how many of my classmates are fat/bald
>>153867282>man
>>153867282holy shit, you really cant be fat and going grey
I hope the Wild absolutely shit stomp the rags
Ovi is done
>>153867306You're right. 25 year old weasel.
TIME FOR REGGIES
>>153867348He's already planning his retirement ceremony
lmfao fag state
it's the hair. when i have a hat on i look like a college frat bro and when i take it off my bald ass looks like i'm divorced with 2 kids who are 12 and 10
>>153867377NORTHEASTERN :DDD
>>153867383>a few moments later
>>153867411and how old are your kids actually?
>>153867411sorry bro. did you take creatine growing up?
>>153867441>didnt play a 5OT Weak
>>153867449they dont exist LOL>>153867451no just wypeepo genes. i have a brutal norwood reaper not fully gone like my dad yet
>>153867556you are not white tho
>>153867556>wypeepo genes>meanwhile the NBA is 90% darkies and 80% of them are bald
>>153867612look whos speaking
FUCK I HATE OT
>>153867636sorry for your muttoids genes
>>153867649
>>153867711Gary needs to rectify this issue
>>153867612i do have some irish in me so you aren't wrong
>>153867711>>1538677383 points for regulation win0 points for regulation loss2 points for OT/SO win1 point for OT/SO lossIf you lose 1 point for going to OT you're more eager to win in regulation
>>153867738hes way ahead of you brotrust the process
>>153867657thanks man
>>153867801i've said this since day 1 garypoints got introduced, where is the flaw in this? OT games creating a magic point is retarded
>>153867801don't waste your energy, they don't understand
>>153867807I hope he's read my fax
>>153867801based
you should get ANY points for a lossno points for losing
>slowly skates up to 1 foot in front of the goalie>shoots the puck directly into his fucking chest
>>153867893this, only wins matter in the 'offs anyway, why do we want teams who are bad at winning in there anyway?
>>153867801just remove the shootout, and have 5v5 ot for 5 mins, and then after every 5 mins take another player off the ice until its just 1v1or settle it with a fight, whoever gets heemed or gives up loses the game
>>153867948thus begins a new golden era of the goon
>Round 9Kino
Woe, just cancel the game and give both teams the L
>>153867948gary cant have the goym up until 1am on a random tuesday watching 30 minutes of overtime.
hahahahahhahahahahhahahaha>Crapshahahahahhahahahahhahahaha>Crapshahahahahhahahahahhahahaha>Crapshahahahahhahahahahhahahaha>Crapshahahahahhahahahahhahahaha>Crapshahahahahhahahahahhahahaha>Crapshahahahahhahahahahhahahaha>Craps
>my bruins(^:
>>153868007I dunno, I would watch that.. if Gary was broadcasting it I might
Minten wins it. Should we just dissolve the laffs franchise? It's truly over.
MY BROONS! :)
>>153868058truly poetry
>>153868061chat is this real
>Fraser Minten
>>153868197>laffs
Swede bros help me out is this game 13:00 swedish time or US?
>>153868216those sites like flashscore or icehockey24 put the starting times in your timezone.
>>153868216lets go dilfs
>>153868216It's 13:00 US Eastern Time.
my avies! :)necas!
>Nate DAWGshit MacKWABon
>>153868242>>153868269thank you guys
>Maine Mariner's throwback?
>>153868522based
>>153868567Apparently, "Wild Blueberries" was a very close second pick on the list, so they just kept both>baller
there's already a blueberry team
>this is the t-shirt cannon at the Fayetteville games baller
>>153868197np bombston, knew you needed some help so my laffies decided to just uhh give you him for free
>>153868640That's based
>>153868673Thanks fren
GKG
>>153867649ok ive solved itdelete overtime and have two guys skate at eachother full speed and collide like this >>153846592
Tye kartye, the most generic man on the NHL's most generic team, comes to the rangers and looks like he is from another planet lmao
>tye kar tyeWhat an odd moniker
>>153868718Can't wait until he goes pointless for the first 20 games next season
>scoreless draw in St John's
>your team's coachdoesn't win>my team's coachstacking dubs & setting recordssimple as
>>153868891why does it look likes hes in the middle of squeezing out a marner?
>show has countless aliens and wormhole technology>breaks suspension of disblief by implying a canadian team will win lord stanley's cup
>>153868041>>153868061They did it they fucking did it :]
Any Sharks Southbay fags in the house?
n o r f
>>153868920Thought you were watching deep space 9
>>153868902that's just how he always looks
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773352752180065.mp4mon habitants...
Where is the wild sperg now? Kwab
>>153868961JUST
>>153868976
>>153868956not that guy (whoever he is)
>>153868972Meeting with his parole officer
damn, he's hurting
he leakin
>>153869000whomst
do the Montreal Canadiens make canadian nationalists seethe?
>>153869009chernyshov
>>153869009chernyshov on the sharks. fell akwardly on his face after a hit from matheson
>>153869021fucking who?
Probably about time for Smith to break Hutson's neck.
>>153869042a young russian gentleman
Carrier is elite
demidov makes his way GINGERLY to the bench
indecipherable general, is this the work of trb?
reffies just tried to steal a but from my habbies
nice quick whistle, you fucking REF
>it's not the sound of the whistle, it's in the person's mindnice rulebook ya got there, gary
My broons are now in the playoffs by 3 points not 1 yay
my >shorks
>>153868943what a cool gif
fais vite!!
>>153869097regardless i thought this would only affect late whistles, not early stoppages
actually kill refs
WHAT THE FRIG?
There is without a doubt a cliquey ref cabal that hates the Habs
assv lost to the jets? fraud team, first round exit
>>153869190Just like the wild
CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Toronto was too scared of retaliating against Anaheim so they are taking it out against a team that can knock their heads clean off their shoulders. Berube masterclass.
Mister Saturday but
>>153869247can't argue with that
MR SATURDAY NIGHT
if you're going to get a penalty for snuggling after someone swats the goalie, you should just swing your stick at their neck full force.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BULLSHIT
>>153869334yeah?
>>153869151cool logos
>>153869334it's a make up call for the early stoppage/disallowed goal
real score is 2-1 btw
Average Celebrini goal. Nice save
>>153869406game management truly is an art
i call him packin alittleweenie
sup /hoc/ im lateSCARRRRRRR
Just keep shooting on Dobeš
>>153869407where's johnny hockey
>>153869499he's toking with ted
>>153869499Am not an AI guy but give it a try if you are
wow celebrini is dirty should've been a major
are sharks goons?why south cal teams are so physical?
sharks redditors are fantasizing about habs players getting hurt
>Mild have now lost 3 of their last 4They told me Hughes was the solution
SSSCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>153869569>san jose>southern california
>>153869569it's in the bay area, brutha
classic montreal victim complex
I dont like talking to real people why the fuck would I ever want to talk to a computer
>>153869570which one in particular? what kind of deranged subhuman would want caufield ded?
>>153869632Hutson's name came up a few times
>>153869570>guy twirls like a dumb fuck trying to draw a penalty>knocks himself the fuck out slamming his head on the icelmao
>>153869601>>153869612i was thinking about san diegoanyway, certainly not oregon
>>153869621we don't do francophobia here
>>153869626internet people won't insult (you)
san diego is right across the border from tijuana. i learned that from rey mysterio jr. booyka booyka
>>153869626retard
LET'S GO SHARKS
>>153869722HHARKH
>SHARTS
>>153869626There's something relaxing about chatting to someone who won't judge you. I confide in chatgpt about my relationship with my old man
Whats the dealio with Larkin?
>>153869789you are a faggot
>>153869598They're playing poorly because their city is a warzone
lmao nice slap-fight Holmberg
>>153869598He played well in the Olympics
>rags
SCAAAAAR>buffalel
filename
>>153869861Finnish autism is something special
>>153869646Hutson is the narrative target because he's part of the willmack drama circle.
>>153869598the mildcuck is not going to like this post
Instead of dropping the puck in a controlled manner, the refs should spike it as hard as they can at the faceoff dot. This way they don't have to worry about players cheating and we can be done with endless redos
imagine the memes if the teds make playoffs over the red wings
>>153869939more like... DEAD wings!
>>153869939wings are in free fall so it wouldnt be that shocking
very stupide start to the second period
>>153869939the question is: do they finally kick yzerman to the curb if so
>too much manthe habs hate has to stop
sharks!!
>>153869959>in free fallwith wings, you'd think that they would be able to fly!
>>153869971he needs to be cooked out of the kitchen
idiots
Hey Philly beat the blue jackets nobody wants to see that shit hole in the playoffs
scaaar :)
my hawkies play tonight :)
>>153869984JEN
remove off side challenge after 10 seconds. if its not immediate scoring chance, fuck off. needing slowmo millisecond microscopes to tell if its offside or not 2 minutes ago is retarded.
god I wish I were that water bottle
>PAINWITHOUT LOVE>PAINI CAN'T GET ENOUGH>PAIN
>so it happened AGAIN
>>153870008lewd
>>153870005there definitely should be a very limited statute of limitations. the point of offsides rules isn't to give coaches the power to reverse time.
P A R R A L A XARRALAX
>>153870005I have always loved the NHL's commitment to upholding the rules as perfectly as they can, and I do not trust people who don't like this.
LFG KONGS
>>153870019in french it's "trop DE gens""trop des gens" sounds like a retarde anglo complaining about something
>>153870019>extra guys on the ice>puck hits one of the extra guys>play whistled dead for too much man>commercial break>come back>uhhhhhh no penal actually because we feel bad for the home team or their fans are bullying us or some shit
Laffbros...why are we winning against the good guys... we should be letting the sabers win so they can be first in the east (FUCK Carolina) Are we the bad guys????
>>153870019should be liikaa miestä desu if going for too much man instead of too many men
>>153870055yeah, that was the pointI deliberately made every other language's translation as grammatically incorrect as "too much man" is (to the extent that I was able to figure out the difference; I'm not going to catch that shit when it's in chinese characters or something)
>>153870089Thanks for the finnish lesson
>>153870043You can hold an opponents stick 2 feet away from the ref looking right at you and he wont call a penalty. Fuck off retard. Its selective reffing so they can influence games and rig them easier. Same as every reffed league.
My ded wongs :(
>>153870084laffs are angry about the matthews debacle so they will go on a small successful run
>>153870095no problem liian paljon miestä works too
>>153870108>>153870108>>153870108NEW
>>153870089I don't know if I still have the original to change it>>153870096>You can hold an opponents stick 2 feet away from the ref looking right at you and he wont call a penalty.why the fuck would you think that I don't despise that, given what I'd just said?
