Previous thread: >>154091951>Thursday, 2 AprilBrisbane (17.17) def. Collingwood (10.5) by 54 points @ the Brisbane Cricket Ground>Friday, 3 AprilNorth Melbourne vs Carlton @ Colonial Stadium; 15:15 AEDTAdelaide vs Fremantle @ the Adelaide Oval; 18:45 ACDT>Saturday, 4 AprilRichmond vs Port Adelaide @ the Melbourne Cricket Ground; 16:15 AEDTWest Coast vs Sydney @ Perth Stadium @ 16:35 AWST>Sunday, 5 AprilMelbourne vs Gold Coast @ the Melbourne Cricket Ground; 15:15 AESTFootscray vs Essendon @ Colonial Stadium; 19:20 AESTEASTER MONDAY>Monday, 6 AprilHawthorn vs Geelong @ the Melbourne Cricket Ground; 15:15 AEST>ByesGreater Western Sydney, St Kilda
>>154099691thanks janny!
>>154099691Not even thread sperg but this is a gay thread. Not even referencing Good Friday or that Carlton were leading at half time again. Completely and utterly soulless.
>>154099691crisp turbo, crisp bible reading gas
You are a cinema
so funny when the broadcasters press the wrong crowd noise button
Lads, Brodie just posted.
>>154099710he also does stupid shit like say 'brisbane cricket ground' pisses me off
>>154099691lamestop forcing this crap
>>154099710Threadwars are dumb but this cunt making stupid and early threads pisses me off.
Lads, Duursma just posted
how about you both stop making threads
Are we posting itt
>>154099769Shocking miss. So deflating. Even with Larkey fumbling he had enough time.
>>154099779i reckon
Bit harsh on Young but you've got to play to the whistle. Zuursma definitely played on.
zane duursma is NOT a bust
kek these umps
someone webm those malakas
ill come back when we have a non americanised slop thread
Norf can be genuinely terrible at defending. Look how much space they leave goalside with three blokes just standing there watching from the boundary playing with their dicks.
Eternal Norf or eternal Carltank looms
is that guy really named harry lips?
cheeky outside chance of a loom
clucko in the gun
Clarko looking more animated than he has for a while at 3QT. Maybe he's getting his coaching groove back.
Weitering AGAIN, rip
Jacob Weitering is going to bed on the field. Dead.
weetering hit so hard he tought he'd been refunded by all dem niggerian kangs
>Frankston 9.13 (67) Tasmania 21.19 (145)>Tasmania 3-0
>>154099846don't know if i could stand tassie coming into the comp and immediately dominating
And so it begins
Duursma having a day out. Could've had a bag. Maybe he won't be a bust?
DUUUUUUUUURSMAAAAAAAAAA
It's happening again, isn't it?
>>154099864Their wins have come against Coburg, Port Melbourne and Frankston. At least wait until they play an AFL listed team's reserves before getting worried.
>>154099882true i'm just traumatised from the nblel tassie team
no way banch is 175cm
>north holy grimthere is no grimmer team in the leagueshould've sent them to tassie
My town only has a wogball team
>>154099901Still a long way to go.
>>154099902Crisp Gosford resident
>Dangerous tacklepants on head retarded call
>>154099691>the Brisbane Cricket Ground>Colonial Stadiumfuck up
colonialist stadium
>>154099691Love your work mate, keep it up.
long covid kicking my arse today
>>154099710would you say it's the antithesis to meme magic?
long cock fucking my arse today
>>154099943LMAOhow do you guys come up with this stuff
norf's pressure is grire (grim + dire)
>>154099915they need 3 goals in 9min and are averaging 3 a quarter, if carlton get one more it's over (probably)
good friday loom
>>154099952of course they get a goal as i post this kek
looks like a toothbrush moustache he's got from that angle
I would say it's the anti-thesis to meme magic
>>154099952Carlton are -154 in second halves this year and there's no Weitering. 2 goals in 7 and a half minutes is nothing. Loom definitely on here.
>>154099951i know what grire means champ
my igg heem both these peems
review compleTe
what a LISPY POOF VOICE
>Desch- uh, d-d-de *cough* *wobbly inhale* decision on the *sobs* scoreboard
KekekekekItchy bumhole time.
loom looking more and more likely
loom margin is in play
nice kick
>>154100000Witnessed. That was literally a horizontal express freight
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>154100000Thanks, nice quints.
>>154100000yes
Would you rather be a Carlton supporter or one of those cancer kids from the start of the game?
>>154100000Indeed
>>154100006Horrifying
sheezel is like if nick daicos was good
>carltonKEK KEK KEK KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
JEWISH LIGHTNING!!!!!
How good is footy on Good Friday?
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
HE HAS RISEN
AND I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEM THE BLUES
It's happening again
two teams desperate for a win
>jew kicks the winning goal on good fridayOY VEY
CAM ON NORFIES
OH NO
HAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
okay i like this jew sheezel
angry walled wog gf sex
you can't dock with harry cheezel though
please more shots of the crowd i'm dying
>>154100000So true
>goyd friday
What did Carlton do to deserve this?
KANGA KANGA KANGAROO ROO ROOKANGAROOKANGAROOKANGA KANGA KANGA ROOROOROOOOOOOOO
ill say sorry but im not taking off the glasses
DUCK>DUCKGOOSE
UMPBALLMOBALL
SHOULDA GONE TO SPECSAVERS
get fucked gogglespastic
>>154100000for you
>>15410004680-odd-years of flexing on the competition
should have gone to specsavers
IM A BLOOSER BABYSO WHY DONT YOU KILL ME
Kino
>67>zoomer>go quick
holy shit these shots of the crowd i'm dying also 6 7
>>154100035>>154100036imagine the angry sex
WHAT'S THE UMP WRITING?
SIXSEVENAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154100046importing and employing millions of illegal browns thanks to the mafia worldwide
corrr what a smother
>>154100072that was wardlaw not corr
>>154100066imagine wearing nothing but just that band covering the nipples
SIX SEVEN
imagine hanging yourself with a headband you nonce fuck
I want luke davies uniacke to fuck up so I can say DAVIES UNI-ACK
wow both teams playing well all of a sudden
elite pressure from norf
>noncemate she looks 30
JOIN IN THE CHORUS
KANGA KANGA KANGAROO ROO ROO
JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA
LOOM LOCKEDWhat a game
K A N G AANGAK A N G A
imagine the immense feeling of suicide voss feels right nowive been therethis weekend in fact
HOLY KINO
*JOINS THE CHORUS*
NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTH WHAT A FUCKING WIN
AND ON THE THIRD DAYTHEY ROSE AGAIN
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD YOUR COACHESYOUR FOUL SMELLING VOSS
>SWEET CAROLINE
Cripps is an all time bedshitter.
REV UP SEN
CHROUS STATUS: JOINED
Over under on the murders in Lygon St tonight?
Put Vossy on suicide watch tonight.
>KEEP VOSS SACK THE BOARD!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
that pressure by north was fucking elite, parker and darling carrying wow
why does God hate carlton bros?
*be's joining in the chorus*
>>154100101Worst part is if he's not captain who is? Cupboard is bare. No leaders at all.
voss bros...
toby pinks missus just set off the richther scale
Just coined a new termThe Voss Loss era
>They get under pressure, they can’t get a hold of the ball and they’re just an absolute f***ing sh**showreminder carlton hierarchy sperged out over these comments a month ago and banned docherty from the club
This was a BAD friday for the blues hehe
close game...haha....
Carlton reminds me of that tragedy
>>154100124Carlos!
hilariously entertaining game
what are you blokes gonna do for the 1 hour 20 mins before footy again?
FREEZING FROG AND FUNKY DANCE
it is child abuse to make your kid barrack for carlton or essendon
only my mighty iggs are capable of stopping this norf squad
>finally win a 3rd quarter>4th quarter: score 2.1 against 7.3
>>154100138aram mayhem
They just wanted it moreIt's as simple as that
CurnGOD would have won the game for poos
>bloos
Darling was a beast in the last 5 minutes
Carlton
Wardlaw backwards is Wardlaw
good friday? what's next? excellent saturday?
THERE ARE NO WINS IN CARLTON
What's for dinner, lads?
ya gotta do a deep rebuild to get out of a rutcarlton are fucked
>>154100176chinky prozzy's anus
Umpiring was crazy right? Full on put away the whistle stuff at the end, compared to the Collingwood game where it was over officiated
>Carlton held on until halfway through the last quarterIt's over. They're adapting. Evolving.From next week they'll hold on until the final siren has sounded.The Blues are coming.
>>154100176woolies chiicken thigh burgers
>>154100176Roast pork.
>>154100176Fish like everyone respectful
>>154100176Bouillabaisse>>154100202Technically seafood, but yeah
>>154100176nachos
AND I STILL GOT THE BLUES FOR YOU
Three word analysis?
>>154100124They died today and will rise again in three days time (new coach).
>>154100206poor baby in the top right being raised to support Carlton
>>154100213Carlton are FUCKED
>>154100206There was a really cute Carlton wog gf webm floating around a few years ago. Think this is her now.
>>154100206she says malaka
It's over
north are 3rd kek
jeets must love charging holiday surcharges for holidays they dont observe
>>154100217He never had a chance.
bad night to be going to a kebab shop
>>154100235I remember this game>Have a game specifically against bullying in schools>Focus on a crying kid in the crowd who almost certainly got made fun of at school the next mondaykek, can't grill the Dill
>>154100227Would have been on top if they beat the eagles
>>154100206got them dick sucking lips
HEAVE HO UNNA
Feel bad for Vossy but yeah he is the problem. I'd get rid of him now have someone be the interim coach and start looking for a new head coach before some other team sacks a coach and you are competing with them.
>>154100253They aren't dick sucking lips, they're botox/filler lips.
crows vs dockers starts in one hour
>>154100263Thanks
filler lips feel a bit shit on your dick
>>154100259Sorry forgot to mention Carlton wont do this because they've painted themselves into a corner where sacking a coach will look like a knee jerk reaction from them so they'll keep him till the end of the year to present this idea that they are favouring stability over starting again.
uhh... loombros?
If Nick Daicos was playing for Carlton it wouldn't have gone down like that. There'd be a lot of bloody roos on the side of that oval.
>>154100269Literally everyone knows what's coming, mate.
>>154100271yeah he would have not played cause his a soft cock little bitch
legal the chase gf 26
>>154100269>>154100274Pushbike
>Post match North interview>Question: 3 quarter time. You're down. Did you talk about how Carlton have been run over the top of a number of times and they probably have a few demons in their head? Was that addressed at all at 3 quarter time?>Answer: Nah, nah. We focused purely on us, but to be honest, I haven't had so much belief going out of a 3 quarter time huddle that we could win a game of footy from behind. There were so many players and you could just see it, they were all thinking that Carlton were going to shit the bed if we just kept up the pressure.lol. lmao even.
>>154100282based clarko
guess who the fuel shortage will benefit the mostthe vic clubsfucking sick of it
>In 2027 Carlton, Collingwood, Essendon, and Richmond will all be rebuilding
>>154100291nick daicos is powerful enough to keep any team in the finals race
heave ho hunna
>>154100300XDDDDDD EPICTAKE MY REDDIT GOLD SIR
was certain I had another bottle of vodka stashed but I can't find it anywhere fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkk
shall be driving my 16L/100km guzzler to adelaide on tuesdayshall be using the airconshall be driving flatstickshall be using the afl app for a crisp 10 cent discount
Might open this bottle of white. In fact, I will.
alcohol is poison for the body and the mind-albert einstein
This sports betting advertising ban is brought to you by The Crown Sydney
marry your cousin-albert einstein
>>154100319>le plagiarise hendrik lorentz and stick out your tongue manNo thanks.
>>154100313yep crispo
voss hiding behind sick childrenkwab
>>154100327My cousin is pretty hot desu.
>>154100334same, she's not my type though
>>154100305Woah. What's with the edgyness? No sex lately, champ?
>>154100332grow a heart
Adelaide - Carlton Carlton - Collingwood Fremantle - Carlton Carlton - St Kilda Brisbane - Carlton Carlton - Western Bulldogs Port Adelaide - Carlton Carlton - Geelong Essendon - Carlton GWS Giants - Carlton Carlton - West Coast Richmond - Carlton When is their next win coming?
>>154100342essington
>>154100336Mine's actually good wife material but she's already married so even if we weren't memeing it's not possible.
>>154100342Bummers.
why do Carlton lose, it would be much better to win
>>154100352lazy wogs, innit
>>154100342collingwood quite easily most likely
>>154100339wew lad :^)
would like to hear snapper's thoughts on this
>>154100358But who in?
>>154100358How is Voss to blame for Cripps handballing it straight to North Melbourne for two straight centre bounces?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1sb6wdk/match_thread_adelaide_vs_fremantle_round_4https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1sb6wdk/match_thread_adelaide_vs_fremantle_round_4https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1sb6wdk/match_thread_adelaide_vs_fremantle_round_4next thread is up
>>154100364ken
i watch fox footy to see talk about footy not sick children
>>154100368It's one day of the year. You'll live.
>>154100176Beers and lines as I see fitperhaps A CHINESE MEALA SUCCULENT CHINESE MEALbacon and eggs are always an option some sooky vego will cry about it tho, hate wanking to the idea iof me eating his animal "frens"
be funny if clarko opened a packet of peanuts right now
>>154100213Bousti Malaka Farken
sick of this false mutual wanking admiration society in aflclarko just said we know carltons best is capable of beating anyoneuhhh no we fucking dont, when have we seen anything close to that statement?
>>154100386>photo of rankine>its cumming and fogartyfuck off journo clickbait scum
sometimes wish i was a plymi would have a devotion to a higher power and the positive spiritual wellbeing that brings, strong nuclear family upbringing, a great job straight out of school, a flash house built for me with church builders working for mates rates, a flash car bought from the church dealer at mates rates, church allocated hsgf who becomes my wife when she finishes school and only wants 5 kids and russian-level alcohol tolerance from drinking whiskey and rum since i was 12only downside is no footy, music, rooting around, never leaving the bumfuck rural farming town my family have spent generations in and probably having to attend church every day and thrice on sundays
>>154100384>"Hmm... Mhm... Yep, that's six weeks."
>>154100355Nick will outscore the entire Carlton team in the 4th quarter.
I'm a cumming fagorty
there cannot be two blokes in the league named cummingfucking hell
Can you take me higher?
When the going gets tough, Carlton just roll over and die just like their former coach; Robert Walls.No heart, entirely gutless cowards.
>It’s just the second time North Melbourne has walked away with the four points since the Good Friday SuperClash was introduced in 2017Norfies have something to smile about now :)
>>154100327weird how so many small hata do that
>>154100394outsnore maybe.
Fred vs crows is boring
>>154100410yep two sides that play moderately good footy not interestednow give me two big vic clubs like richmond and carlton thats a footy match!
>>154100401crisp scott stapp
If he had his way, Buku Khamis would be playing for Carlton. Now he's changed the narrative
>>154100413mid table sloppa
kath certainly isnt menstruating if she is wearing those pants
>>154100410Not unless it's a repeat of 2009
>>154100422i don't like how women wear white lower garments for this reason. i simply don't need information concerning their menstural cycles.
>>154100056>flexingFixing, you mean.The reason why Carlton never have been and never will be good in the modern era is because these Italian rats can't cheat their way to flags any more.
>>154100430its kinda hot to track when they are prime for fucking and at their most horniess
>the best things in life are freo
>>154100438if they're attractive, perhaps
FLAGMANTLE
>>15410043740m
>>154100437tikka masala
fremantles list wants for nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNLpXxVffxIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6zCnoPqHcITHESE TWO SONGS ABSOLUTELY HATE EACH OTHER
>>154100455Which is why they are content with being also rans who will never achieve success.
defeated the elite four and Green. I’m using dragonite as the HM Pokémon as I could teach him cut, fly, strength, and rock smash.my party: Charizard, Vileplume, Raichu, Vaporeon, Rhyhorn, Dragonite
>>154100461nice keep us posted
>>154100461what a fucking boring line up
>>154100461what pokemon game mate?you have piqued my interest
>>154100437There is no gap between the poles.>>154100449Enjoy the dole queue.
>vaporeondoes he know?
Make sure you shake your nozzle when pumping to get a few extra drips
gonna have to suck some major chinese dick to get us out of this fuel situationi guess it was all part of the plan
>>154100467it''s the pokemon fire red port that came out on the switch i think
>>154100475Is there a taint button to push to get whatever is left in the piping?
>>154100449i hear there's rare pokemon to catch at the centrelink near me, might ask mum to give me a lift there one day when I'm feeling brave like the pokemon trainer I know I am destined to be
I've gone and buggered everything up.
Who wins tonight?
>>154100484crisp the girl i love and her losing a good man in me
>>154100487the fans :))
Why are the dockers wearing the crows' clash guernsey?
>>154100497mind games innit
>>15410043725.46m
>>154100437milk and salty coins
>>154100497laundry day
nice kickCarlton could never
Adelaide Crows 19.16 (130)Fremantle 1.7 (13)
>>154100497so the cromry have something clean to woipe their big adelaide cocks on after they finish gangbanging the worst ausfalian hipsterbois in their feminine shaved oiled arseholes.
>>154100437Zero metres? Is this a trick question or am I missing something?
>>154100515This is so funny, can I convert this image into an icon to spam mindlessly in every chat room forever?
what would Dudley's spirit animal be? a quarter chicken and chips?
autistic vaginas are leaking in perth right now
it's crowver
>>15410043750 -10 = 4040 x 2 = 80d = 0
>>154100524if he spent more than 5 minutes with that girl he would have made a downie joke/called her a retard and she'd either run away crying or follow him home and rape him
>>154100522
>>154100522FeelsWeirdMan
>>154100537peepoToilet>>154100538peepoToilet
why is jlo on a mexican monitor
came home to dubs on the car
Every Victorian team I picked have lost this week. Victorian teams are shit. They have ruined my bloody picks.
forgot how spastic the adelaide crowd are>>154100542pic?
>>154100545
crowds of old cunts were based when opposition players got too close to the fence and the old dears in the members front row would whack them with their handbags and brollies
>>154100544You tipped Collingwood?
>>154100555my nana would have none of warwick cappers nonsense
>>154100556Yeah. Mrs. Daicos said she'd suck my dick if I tipped the pies, then messaged me 15 minutes before the game saying the deal was off because her "bubby" was out with a "booboo"
>>154100524thats meth mostly.
Love footy when no Melbourne teams are playing
Carlton fans seeing a silver lining that they'll get a bunch of high draft picks this year.People's capacity to never learn from the mistakes from the past is astounding. 5 more spoons only to end up with an incompetent team on the other side.
>booing your own player with a blood rulecrowies are you okay??
TRACEEEEEEEEEEEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGBxLtHgNfw
>>154100577i also think of this any time they yell his name
>>154100544ah yes, it's everyone elses fault. like my parents fault for me being a shiort fat balding loser with a small dick and homosexual urges I pretend dont exist unless my team is playing. they keep me str8
>>154100562she would she'd like it and she'd come back begging for more in every hole
>>154100583GET STUCK INTO IT MATE ENJOY YOURSELF AY
That crows guy on the mark is beard mogging me hard.
>>154100585yep you gone and posted it. happy with yourself?
>>154100586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4og50PtMAIM
>>154100591not as happy as your nan.
whats a good game to play im bored
>pepesloppa
Teggs on his deathbed
*be's mogging turdnow*
>>154100579yep this
>>154100598Not sure if would
>>154100597knock and run on all the houses in your street.
>>154100601yeah wtf is with the oxygen monitor
>player name>PLAYER NAAAAAAAAME
>>154100607weaponised racism in aerosol form
Tonight's kino: "RJ01241743_-_Do_Disciplinary_Committee_Members_Dream_of_Succubus"
play on!
>>154100597geoguessr when it was free to play
>>154100612how was it play on, i didn't see him move wtf
i've wanked so many times this week my penis and testes could really use a few days off
Isaiah Dudley and Tom Cruise are the same height. I don't hear of people calling Tom Cruise 'little man'.
>>154100609ZAHARAKIS
>>154100609
>>154100616how much is too much I usually flog myself off at least two or three times a day
>>154100597hi bored, i'm the weird cunt across the street. lets play tips.
>>154100609zurrrrHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>154100597bf6
I don't like Carlton but the umpires decided this match. Fixed it for the story.
>>154100597sneak into your neighbours house without being detected, take their keys and back their car out of the garage
>>154100609LOOOOOOONG LACHIELACHIE NEEEEEEALE
i failed nofap a couple of days ago
>Fremantle's post-siren behind has been removedwtf, rigged
fuck just realised ive been watching on an 5min delayleast i skipped most of the break
>>154100629can i swap keys with dirty underwear
>>154100617The fuck are you talking about?People have been ripping on Tom Cruise for being short since the 80s.
>>154100631based Jess. nice tits u slut. flash em.
Kath wants to ride the Curtin pipe
>>154100638how are you going to start the car with cotton on pink cheeksters?
>>154100641I want to pipe Kath's curtins
>>154100634they didn't pay it at the time, ump called play on for some reason
Nofap-trying anon from a few days ago here.I'm on day 4 and the urge is getting strong, especially while watching these shit AFL games. Yesterday wasn't so bad cause I went out, but I'm at home today and it's getting annoying now. I know tapping will feel really good now too and it feels like I'm denying myself an amazing pleasure.Abstinence will yield benefits, right? I'm not just getting memed?
some days I feel like 10x more autistic than others. today is one of those days
>>154100651if you consider prostate cancer a benefit then yeah nofap's bonza
>>154100651>Abstinence will yield benefits, right?nowack away it's good for you
>>154100653Post nose
>>154100638you should wash your dirty underwear. swapping it for their keys seems stupid.you'll spend a fortune on undies. and what will you do with all those keys? you're too stupid to be a crim.
didn't know nigel smart was still playing
>>154100655such a good little vaxxoid
>>154100655post ndis case number
>every notification i have a millisecond of hope that its her
>>154100663Post nose
murphy sneed
>keaysKEK
not wanking to sissyhypno is antisemetic
BIG FUCKIN SPASTIC
>>154100669post ndis case number
this game is retardedcan't watch the crows anymore after last year
>>154100651yes it will anon, trust medig deep
>>15410068035
>>154100651Just listen to Jefre cantu ledesma
>>154100651Jews don't give porn away free for no reason.
>>154100680numbers are racist. racism is the disease. only NDIS can support me with my disease. living with racism is so hard I have to treat my disease like a full time job.
cripps and walsh were WASHED last year why the fuck would carlton spackers think they're the future?
blaming the jews is a sure sign that you are dealing with a midwit
its crazy how nobody gives a fuck about helping or making anyone better in any other circumstances but when it comes to advocating for people to stop wanking they are all suddenly the care is there
NDIS = NURPHY DEID IS SHIT
Does wanking result in a spike in prolactin?
>>154100697Hi Moshe
season over
>>154100698
>>154100695walsh was injured but cripps is 100% cooked, way too slow these days
>>154100697so jews are clean of sin, blsameless in all? seems a. bit hasty to say none of them are guilty of crime. and unfair on the people ootherwise blamed,
>>154100709based big terry
Is it true the jews want as many men watching porn as possible?
>crapelaide
>>154100711A jew would never distribute pornography
aontarget
Why is Trump so subservient to the jews?
amiss walks back 25 steps from the mark and then kicks after 10 steps
>>154100713Keeps the goyim placid
>>154100726if it works it works
>>154100725>IchudConspiracy confirmed
>>154100725Imagine being the one bloke with a foreskin who shows up to this
>>154100725>ICHUD
>>154100713Forget the jews. If you read easy peasy you realise how useless porn is
>>154100715why would he debase his claws like that when the goy will for some filthy lucre? but nah, some will. and have profited handsomely in doing so. a mitzvah upon their houses.
cracked open the choccie eggs earlycrunchie small eggs, delish
if the jews wanted us to watch porn they wouldnt have made it harder with the age verification
do any of you blokes actually not masturbate? i don't get how that's possible unless you're overly religious.
>>154100725posted outside the hall where the bat mitzvah is taking place
Man I don't even watch or look at porn, I just keep imagining things that arouse me because of hormones acting up. Browsing this website doesn't help.
>>154100741>It's not all jews
crowys lose this and nicks is FIRED SACKED LAUNCHED INTO THE FUCKEN SUN
>>154100744some very....awkward words in that sentence which made my straffo nonce-detector plug in beep loudly
>>154100745I usually tug once or twice a day but I'm trying nofap because I think ejaculating makes me feel tired and lethargic.It's pretty hard to just stop altogether when its been a daily routine for so long.
RC's never coming back is he
>>154100745just fuck the misso
>>154100745i'm trying to cut back because whenever i jack off i end up gooning for an hour
>>154100742Haha you devil, such a devilish move, you’re crazy mate haha heheh ;p :0 :! Do you feel crazy?
>>154100764that's just masturbating with her body
the little hat people believe jesus is boiling in shit in hell unironically
>>154100745day 96
>>154100763rc is a part of all of usits up to us to honour is legacy
badelaide
>>154100751mr greenblatt with the greentext here, oy this trial is free trial a week for free, now because it should be a fortnight for free, i have instriucted my cousin who is a lawyer to agree to the 6 month backpayment to me and the of course the year subscription will be arranged at bbno cost to myself.
>>154100775impressive>>154100770same but i don't wanna stop
tex one year too many
Why is Voss getting all the blame for a bad list?I think Voss is actually getting the best out of this group. Carlton are a slow team and he is rightly coaching them to be a high defensive pressure team, which they kept up.You can only take them so far though, and Carlton's slow midfield with Cripps and Hewett will always burn them in the modern game. Also the umpires have cost them two weeks in a row too. Its like umpires get swept up in momentum and either miss obvious frees for Carlton, or reward incorrect frees for the opposition.
God cable is the worst fucking invention. Have all sports free to air
>>154100792he's got 2 goals right now not sure what the fuck he can do to help carlton
>>154100763eating his shit and being so convinced of it's zack merritt;s was the final nail in his very fat coffin.
hate it when i vape too hard and get the dead tastebud side effect
>>154100793should all be on ABC fuck broadcasting rights i'm sure they can find the money to keep things going
>>154100786https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>cablefoy
Can we all agree the umpires have lost the plot with holding the ball?
>>154100805i heard he came up with that song after lining up 100 blokes and sucking them all off sequentially
>>1541007882 weeks at an op shop. Take it or leave it
>>154100812bet darcy moore would love that
not sure i can support crows anymorethey're so soulless
Knew Crows were going to be worse this year but they have just looked so flat in every game I've seen them. Not like they've been blown off the park in any of their games but they just seem to be going through the motions and totally flaccid.
Thinking about joining the afp
What's the deal with all the Indian male, white female ads on TV?
>>154100827Was the case since their founding mate. Made in a court room. Most soulless club in the league
fred may be the real deal
>>154100832You don't get the counterfeit jewbux unless you do
>>154100829It's the "getting thrashed in finals" effect.
>>154100831Shalom
Sorry nan, but how the fuck am I supposed to "put myself out there" when my main hobbies are "reading Shakespeare & the Greeks" and "playing incest porn games" and "watching test cricket".She informed me I was the last X (my surname -- not her prerogative, mind you, because it's her dead alcoholic convictspawn husband's surname, but I digress) since my dad's brother had two girls and the other X (whom I've never met) has 6 girls. I just shrugged, like "ah well", then took a sip of my savy b
norf are my new team
>>154100810As with pretty much everything in this country these days, incompetent clowns hold all the positions of authority as all the competent people have checked out long ago.
>>154100841It would be demoralising
>>154100837They're not. Mentally collapsed against Geelong, struggled against a depleted Richmond for a half.Fremantle are mentally weak, and don't have edge.
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>>154100845you sound based anon I'd be your friend
mark prosciutto
>>154100841I thought that only happened when you got belted in a granny? Does seem to have merit though. They do seem demoralised.
>Made in a court room.>Most soulless club in the leaguethat would be the youi lions m8
>>154100829Yeah they've been almost there in most of the games, but just not quite
>>154100856>20 posts earlyWhat is wrong with you spastics? What pleasure is derived from making a thread?
>>154100837I think the team they're playing is just making them look good. Crows have been garbage.
>>154100845I'm not the last of my surname because I have some distant cousins but they're all kind of retarded and I've seen them like twice in my life. I like the idea of having kids some day but at least I'm not the 'last' of my kind
>>154100812concurrently would be very difficult. 100 dicks at once, all vying for your holes? I mean, I love Friends and Familes Day at Collingwood as mucha s the next heterochad but I mean auhhhhhh AMIRITE???
>bad boy not even to 500>NEWNFO (newfag flags out)
>>154100845I'm also gonna be responsible for ending my family name, feel a bit guilty.
>>154100856This is a man with literally nothing in his life, desperate for any sense of achievement or validation.
>>154100856>>154100874turbo made this one before 500 too so fair game, i'd rather a thread like that than another autistic one
>>154100829is Knew Crows any relation to Kane Cornes? maybe a distant cousin, or a drag impersonating Auntie-cle?
>>154100886This, what the FUCK
people say footy is australia's sport when our real sport is actually banning shit
>threadsperg is a newfag earlybake retard
>>154100831applied for the force behind the line yet mate
australia is a country of high-vis nerds
>>154100884i'm glad i used that redundant speech so your charming comment could appear :) keep on shining
>>154100905So true, is there a bigger nanny state?
>>154100888Your soul will have another purpose elsewhere
>>154100918:)
>>154100905that and bunnings sausog
>>154100916and you. words are funny if used just so and let breathe.
uh oh kaths had an accidentwhats she covering up with that clipboard
might have a sausog
hehe sausog
>>154100905>the real friends are the ones we stitched up along the way.
>>154100913>High-visThe tradie shit started with the zoomers who could walk out of year 10 and walk into 6 figure jobs.>NerdsNot at all. Once nerdy hobbies that have long since became modern pop culture like video games or comic books aside, there's fuck all nerdy about the brain dead zoomers. Low IQ morons who are sending the country backwards are a lightning pace.
got a sausog right here for ya*unzips dick*
