SOON: Melbourne v gold coastTONIGHT: Bulldogs v essendonTOMORROW: Hawthorn v geelong
I want to kill myself
good bake fella
tracbowl
>>154121310thanks x>>154121317not playing unfortunately i was trying to think of other suns/dees players but i could only think of mac andrew (melb academy, stolen by gc)
shit soulless bake, not as bad as turdo though
>>154121319steven may have played for both clubs
>>154121324oh yeah oops already forgot he existed
on Kayo it says "bounce starts at 3:15" but they do not in fact bounce the ball
wtc jordan lewis's threads? our like looks dapper
>>154121340>likederp, guy*
planning ahead and bringing snacks to the ground is basedotherwise you pay 9 dollars for a lukewarm four and twenty pie
>Sometimes you cook the delicious meal, sometimes it's cooked for youWhat kind of fucking ESL wrote that McDonald's ad?
>>154121349legit sounds like they plugged into chatgpt for ideas and ran with it
smoke alarm just went off despite replacing the battery a week ago
>>154121354your house is on fire mate, consider leaving
>>154121234My god your reading comprehension is quacked to fuck. guy obsessed with jaws? not the duck guy. he, like you should get some drugs. sort you angry snide cunts out .why do people take drugs? fun. and to make interacting with you, self importance "correct" lot bearable,tl;dr: swing and a miss you dingbat.
dosn
>>154121354Mine went off randomly at 2am as I was going to bed a few weeks ago. There was no smoke anywhere and I have no idea what set it off. Scared the shit out of me.
commentators already pissing me off, stumbling over words.
>>154121371Healy is terrible.
>>154121371they indulge in long weekends too, and why not
Might make an omelette for lunch
>>154121354is carbon monoxide poisoning a thing in australia, i always see seppos talking about how a whole family will just suddenly die from it
Demons are actually looking pretty good. Only bad kicking has the Suns in front.>>154121371>Not listening to the radioYou deserve it.
>>154121390>>154121388it's mostly fine now i'm just a grumpy shit today
Why did the Pies let Mihocek go? They really couldn't match Dees' two year offer? They have no forward line. McStay is an okay number two at best and they even let Cox go. Strange list management.
>>154121403Make me one too.
>>154121418they thought he was too old without realising the players they love the most are even older
wifis sorted itself outapologies if you misconstrued anything i said today as inflammatory, sowwy!
>>154121422Half their list is too old. You would think they wants any old blokes they have that can actually play, especially kick goals, because their window is tiny if it's even still open.
>gold coast suns>playing with the sun in their eyes in their forward fifty bit on the nose this one
>>154121418Pulling it out my arse from memory, it was a contract length thing.
seeing suns academy players be all buddy buddy getting paid hundreds of ks to play footy guaranteed to be drafted to their home makes me jealous
>>154121418Dees offered 3 years, Pies only 2
decent contest so far
>>154121434I thought Iggs were back after last week.
decent crowd
>>154121443it's thinner than my hairline
>>154121453crisp dan rioli
King will look good kicking goals on the MCG in the black and white next year :)
>1.4>4.1Difference between good football and bad football.
it pisses me the fuck off when these cunts can't kick goals
>>154121476
>>154121476so true
>1.6
>getting bodied by a weavile
>>154121416Melbourne look to have successfully pulled off the list refresh that clubs like Geelong are good at. They will avoid bottoming out and be back in contention in a few years with a couple of superstars emerging or being traded in
>>154121490glad you're taking this on, a fantastic term for them
>>1541214766 scoring shots vs 5dees could be leading but they're shit
unbelievable lmao
kek
Dees have the momentum here
dean cox looks like he could absolutely DEMOLISH a kebab
Why do you guys like the aami ad with the fat mullet kid?Why are commercials pushing mullets on australian kids so hard anyway? See this all the time, and it looks like it actually influences irc npc kids to get mullets.
Melbourne have lost all four first quarters this season by seven, 37, 42 and seven points today. This has been different to the other three first quarter results in that the Demons lead inside 50s by four, contested possessions by five, clearances by four and scoring shots by three - four areas that they have lost in each of their previous three first quarters.
shut the fuck up questionpoof
>>154121516don't caredon't post again
Couldn't give a fuck about Melbourne but Max Gawn is such a GOATed ruckman that I enjoy watching their games just so I can see him go about his business (that being to show all these subpar zoomers their place in the contest).Definitely the best I've ever seen.
>>154121516it's an interesting discussion
Not convinced the Suns are all they're hyped up to be.A lot of missed tackles that quarter. Missing tackles is bad football. It's also a sign that a team is mentally weak. Carlton also miss a lot of tackles.
OMG Melbourne players wore casual clothes to the game omg!!!!!!! Dey so quirky and cool! That’s so American!!!!Fuck I hate Australia
>>154121521agreed. don't know which ruckperson from days past could compete.
/Why do you guys/i
I cannot stand AC/DC
KYSAIAH PICKETTTTTTTTTTTLET'S SEE THE 12MILLION DOLLAR MOVES
>>154121523One thing I don't see people talk about with the suns is because of their academy shit they have like 100 talented young kids they want to play all the time. But that means they can't all be playing, so they're relatively inexperienced/succumb to pressure (remember they lost to richmond last year kek)
>>154121536nepobabies
>>154121530thanks was just trying to think of how i can filter the tard always asking about ads
I like cunts who can kick straight
>>154121538Yeah. I blame the AFL more than them though, they're the ones who set up the dumb as shit system. What's funny is gws' academy mostly sucks but despite that they've been historically more successful which shows just how much the suns have been propped up.
>>154121527Why is the AFL media like this?
i like cunt
>>154121527And I bet you'd be complaining too if they made it a point to dress stylish
good games next week>pies fred>syd suns>hawks catsthat's it, and don't bother watching anything on sunday
I was wondering where all the melbourne supporters were then they camera panned to the members area.
>>154121527>>154121551They're wearing casual clothes because club clothes have an insurance sponsor on them.That insurance denied former club member's health claims. That is what the story is.
>>154121555Yeah I would if the media kept highlighting it as some incredible event.
if i were a betting man i'd have put money on ethan read to kick another 4 today
Steven May be watching from home
was going to go to the gym but this game is looking too goodwill wait to see if it blows out
12MILLY WORTH OF KOZZIE
Why does Witts have a reputation as a good ruckman?He's slow, doesn't have an all-round game, and he taps it straight to Pickett.
>>154121572Gawn is mind controlling him
>>154121559>hawks cats>next week
>>154121442even when we were good sydney would gape us. was the perfect storm of shitness yesterday.
The dees are on fire
UP THE DEMONS
Melbourne threw the ball about 5 times in that passage of play
sneaky good game this>>154121578meant hawks dogs
>>154121572Big
mac andrew chimpout looms
>>154121583>demons>on firehome ground advantage (if you know what i mean, haha)[written in full so as to not be confused with that poster]
NBL final looks like it'll be a good final few minutes (6 minutes game time, 30 minutes real time).On channel 10.
>>154121578>Monday>not next week
>>154121578the new week starts on monday mate
I'm sorry demons for putting you in my bottom 4
demons will beat the suns, making swans first on the ladder until bulldogs beat essendon later tonight
>>154121601lookin' good mate
>just get up and take your kickstfu ump jesus christ the guy had him by the legs what a cunt kek this is why people hate umpires
SWEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
>>154121527I hate you more.nah, c'mere. you just be wanting a beer or a cuppa. still love ya mate.
>le have 5 disposals and 5 goals manben king is the most boring player in the league, he just marks it 30 metres out after a lead and kicks it
>>154121600i had em in wildcards
If Ben King was having a wank he'd be Masturbate King
Yeah, Gold Coast aren't a serious contender. Way too mentally weak. It's the same as Carlton; when the heat comes on they start fumbling and missing tackles. The good sides don't do this.
Kozzie is unreal
>>154121628take it to big footy mate
>>154121632No, cry more bitch
kozzie has nailed 3 or 4 very difficult kicks with pinpoint accuracy while on the run today. good player.
le nickname-OOOOOOOOOOO
gc really need to lift here they're being challenged by melbourne
>the clashbased
Great ruck battle between two of the games older players in gawn and Witts.
>>154121628people forget richmond had a bunch of years where they should have done better but didn'teveryone says sun will win a flag this year they've played 1 final, gonna take them a bit longer than that
>melbourne fuck off their beloved drought breaking heroes goodwin, trac, clarry and may>successful list refresh>essendon, carlton, port and st kilda can't move past nostalgia and are going to be shitters for another ten years
>>154121649great ruck battle? witts is getting smashed mate, he's a plodder
BBBOOOOOO PLEBIAN BOOOOOBOO HIM HARDER JEEVES OR I'LL PUT YOUR INFIRM MOTHER ON THE STREETBOO THEM HARDER I SAY
>lombard with the shush kek little shit
>>154121430>>154121438Dees gave him 2 years.
Lombard is such a worthless plodder lol. Telling oppo to shush when he fumbled for the 10th time this quarter
>>154121661>>154121663and then he gets caught htb KEK
NBL final.Sydney 91 - 95 Adelaide.43 seconds left.
the latrelle experiment is over
is there a single young player more overhyped than leo lombard? all he's done this game is fumble. little guys are supposed to be clean.
>>154121622That's what some of the best full forwards of all time used to do, they just did it 8-12 times a game.
both lombard and uwland, mmm these nepo babies are getting a bit too cocky
Why do you like the BWS "on my way" ad? The one with that ugly nose ring woman
Sydney 95 - 95 Adelaide.4.6 seconds left.Adelaide's possession after the time out.Channel 10.
>>154121672Is there all that much hype about him? Most noteworthy thing he's done in his career to date is bust his own shoulder when trying to act like a tough guy with Levi Ashcroft.
>>154121680Someone post her body. That's the answer.
the essendon magoos legitimately look decent lolthere is no way tsatas is worse than parish
>>154121692Even if he is worse currently there's a chance he will improve with time in the seniors. Darcy Parish isn't gonna be getting any better at 29.
wtf just got an uber driver that didnt even have a vehicle, just walked it to mine
>>154121694he seems to have greatly improved his tank and spread from contest, he has been everywherekicking is still suspect, but parish was never a particularly good kick and I don't think rowell and serong are great kicks and they are all-australianshe should be playing afl next week
Alright, looks like I'll be going to the Dogs game now.Ughh... it's such a long walk to the train station, and free train will mean jam packed, especially on the way back. Might leave early when the Dogs are only up by 120.
it was a dumb choice to pick the end that had the sun blazing down directly into your eyes
>>154121697My dick in the angry gilf in white with the scarf
this is the sign of a healthy sports league
>he kicked truly>he kicks the ball so pure
>>154121712Essendon at the line is good value imo. No team should ever have a 75 point start; teams take their foot off the pedal late all the time.
>>154121712and yet in the vfl it's extremely close, and both teams have 14 afl listed players
>Adelaide 36ersHoly kwab.
>>154121713>brilliantly well>laconic
>>154121713>arches his back
>>154121726kek he just said it
>>154121717yeah but once tsatas plays in the afl he turns into a dud
>16 scoring shots to 10Are Melbourne actually dominating? Thought they were meant to be shit this year.
>>154121737xD
nepo baby
>>154121740he's 21 years old and has never had a consistent run of gamesgiven he's pick 5, might as well give him the rest of the season and see if there's a player therecould he really be worse than parish?
early loom
If Ben King had a pallid, sickly complexion he's be Wan King
Is Archers Hysbak related to Glenn Archer?
>>154121751neil erasmus was similar, pick 10 or something, in and out of the side all the time but dominant in the wafl, finally got a decent run at it last year and now stayed in the sideif you're constantly an emergency or only play afl once a month it's hard to look good when you are put in, the pace is completely different to state level
>>154121764apt comparison, I completely agreeespecially if this year is a wasted year and you've lost 16 games in a row
>THE CULT FIGURE!why are commentators so obsessed with this term?what even is a cult figure? Someone with shit hair?
ridley seems to be gaining confidence, doing a lot of stadpadding but some nice intercepts
>Hawks>Have Dynasty>Finally move on all premiership heroes>Rebuild>Back to competing in prelims>Dees>Win a flag>Move on most premiership players>Rebuild>Look legit dangerous way ahead of schedule>Tigers>Have a dynasty>Move on most premiership players>Kids looking goodWhat the FUCK has been Carlton and Essendons problems??????????????Why are these two teams perma-shit????
>>154121721>laconicI have no idea how this so thoroughly embedded itself in the vernacular of footy commentators with none of them using it correctly. I heard Jack Riewoldt say "lackadaisical" in the call once and wondered how he was the only one that knew the actual word for they should be using.
melksham's got the SIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
great mark from milkshake
PURE HANGER
that was pure
kino
fuck my life I HAVE THE LONG CAPTCHA AGAIN
>>154121712I bet the margin will be smaller than swans iggsGamblers don't know anything
19 scoring shots to 13, it'll even up and melb will lead eventually
>>154121810>eventuallyThey've been leading since the second quarter.
looked like ball but what do i know
>>154121813wrong it's actually currently a draw
>>154121818Wrong they're leading.
SIXTY NICE A PIECE
>>154121821I apologize.
>>154121822Nice
>>154121823foy
>>154121823>apologizeFOY
the nepo babies are getting EXPOSED
>>154121832?Brisbane aren't playing
>>154121834rent free
lads, petty just posted
that was a quick goal
>>154121842>pettythat's a very odd first name
>>154121784>implying Dees and Tiges weren't permashit not too long ago
>>154121751they've gotta do something with him probably would be an upgrade over parish
>teammate running right next to you screaming for the ball>you're both under no pressurewhy tho? what purpose would there be in passing it off
>kick it 20+ metres>*lispy poof voice* NOT FIFTEEN PLAY ON
hope hardwick has a melty the fucken sook glory hunter faggot
>>154121855saw that too, lombard is just a young hothead, he's done some dumb shit this game
Chandler is a handy young player
fucking hell pickett is so good
Kozzie used Sucker Punch!
old kozzie would have smoked that guy but he pulled up
pickett brownlow?
no petracca no suns i'm afraid >>154121873truetrying for this maybe >>154121875
>>154121784Need to have a dynasty/flag before rebuilding.
>>154121880Petracca dodged the Demon return match. Absolutely piss weak.
>Have Grundy so figure I've got all my SC matches won this week>All my opponents have Gawn so it's not even an advantageFUCK
>>154121880No they're not good enough even with him. Too many mentally weak players.
both coast teams have been exposed. really makes you think.
Flag favourites are now Brisbane, Sydney and Dogs.Suns overhyped.
What's Gold Coast's brand? Who have they got who will stand up when the whips are cracking and say "come with me boys, we're not losing this game"?
>>154121898>Gold Coast's loss is worse than West Coast's 120 point lossIndeed.
Noble has been blowing it teebeehacyh
>>154120641used to have to pay $5,99/week and 99c per message to get these hot footy sluts on your phone
>>154121904It's an interesting discussion
>>154121909now that you mention it i feel like the only time i've seen him this game is chasing a dees player>>154121896>>154121904they play too many 'talented' but weakmind kids, not enough solid middle ground players
>Playing AC/NPC>againsick of it
I think its now becoming clear you can't carry someone like Jarrod Witts anymore.The era of the big slow ruckman is over. You need an athletic ruckman with a football skillset like Gawn and English. Or at least someone who can impose themselves as a physical tackling presence like Nankervis and Draper.
if not for king and read gc would be getting smashed, their whole team has looked shithouse
>>154121926nankervis hasn't looked good but otherwise i agree
>>154121928They're just mentally weak. Same as Carlton.
lmao GCS backline constantly arguingit's like Steven May is there
>>154121926ha just as well MY iggs didn't throw the sink at grim grimglish to bring him homewe're perfectly happy with matt flynn
>deliberately taking the full 30 to piss off your opponentkek based
>>154121932>just mentally weak. Same as Carlton.Think Carlton are more than "just" mentally weak kek
When things get tough which player to Suns look towards to lift them?
>Clubs passed over Steven King as head coachBigger blunder than Tambling over Franklin.
>>154121930Nankervis during those Richmond flag years was a far better player than Witt's. Even if you're slow you can still play like a bull and go all out on blocks and tackles.Witts only has tapwork, and he still gets beaten by Gawn in that metric.
every year its the suns will be different this yearstill the same old pathetic plastic heap of shit
>>154121937The Sun coming up is a matter of time, not who.
Gold Coast are soft. Not built for prelim final weekend.
>>154121939he applied for the iggs but had a stroke or something, imagine how much better they would've looked with him there kek>>154121942this
damien hardwick is not the man to coach gold coast
>>154121945Looks like it's setting for today.
>>154121949Thinking he faked it to get out of the gig desu.
first to 100 usually wins>>154121953smart man if so
>>154121939Didn't he have a heart attack which forced him to drop out of the running for a few jobs?
>>154121953he didn't have to go that far. cox just said fuck off when they asked him
>>154121950Turns out Mrs. Hardwick was the master coach getting them all premierships. He hasn't won shit after he dogged her for an assistant.
corr new angry footy fan gf just dropped
you just have to wonder what mast the suns can pin their colours to, when their backs are to the wall who's leading them over the top?
Jack Steele looks so much better in a team that's not playing Rossball.
>>154121962Don't just talk about it, post her!
Gold Coast were beaten by what they know today.
How do you reckon Steven May is feeling right now?He went out of his way to humiliate Jake Melksham in front of the whole team, saying they would've lost in 2021 if he was playing.Now Melksham is on fire, and Steven May is the least wanted player in the AFL. Melbourne were desperate to push him out and even pay 80% of his wage for him to play somewhere else, and still no one wanted him.
rowell up there with priddis and wines brownlow winners
>>154121958>King, 45, collapsed on the field during the start of a light training session while talking to colleagues and players. He was treated by club medical staff before being taken by ambulance to the hospital, remaining conscious.>King later revealed he "cooked" himself after a high-altitude training session, having skipped breakfast, and suffering from a lack of sleep after flying back from a West Coast Eagles coaching interview in Perth the night before.Thought it happened when he was over there rather than when back in Victoria.Still glad they picked him in 2007 over Mark Blake. Still annoyed they sent him off the next year because Mark Blake gave the club an ultimatum.
>>154121967I'm watching on TV sorry, no way to go back. Dees customer had her middle finger up and shouting FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU onto the ground
Why is there so much Kingposting in this thread?
>>154121973It's an interesting discussion
>>154121971vax status?
>>154121969>He went out of his way to humiliate Jake Melksham in front of the whole team, saying they would've lost in 2021 if he was playingI was under the impression he said that to another team member? And Melksham flew the flag for that teammate, told May that wasn't on and eventually laid him out?
>>154121973>>154121977
>>154121973
Last week I asked the question: who's list would you rather have, Melbourne's or West Coast's.Most people said West Coast. You guys ready to re-think that?
>>154121985who's that on the left
>>154121987yeswest coast arent been carried by a 35 year old ruck
this general is gonna go bananas when dosn come out and beat the dogs
>>154121979No, the team was having dinner together, May was drunk and being the loud clown, and started roasting Melksham who missed in 2021.
Melbourne winning by ~20 would be surprising enough, but would assume Gold Coast kicked themselves out of it having a horror day in front of goals.The scoring shots is the real mindfuck. Gold Coast have been super accurate.28 scoring shots to 18.I had them as top 2.
>>154121979nah it was Melksham and he heemed May
>>154121997nothing suprises me anymoretheres no fun in my life
>>The yet-to-be-released podcast, titled The Truth Hurts – a nod to his 2009 book – delves into Carey’s life, dating back to when he soiled his pants on his first day of school. “I cried my eyes out, on the first day of school I shit my pants, I took it home, I didn’t clean it at school, it got really musty,” he told Woolley.
>>154122002
langdon was asking to review it and the ump said no lmao
>>154121998>>154122001Disappointing. In that case, Melksham has anger issues and needs help.
Shane WowoedinAdam CooneyJobe WatsonMatt PriddisTom MitchellOliver WinesMatt RowellPatrick Cripps x2
>>154121988Some bloke the Aints pay millions to not play.
>>154121987>Most people said West Coast. yes>You guys ready to re-think that?no
Need a team made entirely of Picketts
>>154122010you forgot neale's second
Gawn has got this other guy on a string
>>154122014imagine the smell
>>154122010fraudulent brownlows?
>>154122010Mitchell was very good in his year. Watson has an asterisk next to his name. The rest were questionable at best.
>>154122010sam mitchell*
>>154122015t. Peter Daicos
>>154122015The point is to highlight that mediocre players win this award. Neale is at least a good player.No easier way to spot a brainlet than someone who uses brownlows as a metric for player x being better than player y.
>>154122024Tom Mitchell was just an accumulator who couldn't kick.
steele seems like a solid top line midwhy did the saints get rid of him?too much cap on two players?
>>154122015He would've had two deserving anyway if Cripps hadn't had his suspension overturned due to procedural incompetence.
Where is the crowd?
29 scoring shots to 19 btw
>>154122010good list
le epic master coach hardwick decides to let pickett loose all daywhen will you fucks acknowledge he was a shitty coach carried by dustin martin
>>154122039*four playersNot only did they boot out their captain they pulled their offer for Aleer at the last second after courting him for months and having him turn down offers from his own club and others.Joke of a club.
>>154122039they wanted to get.... *checks notes*tom de koning liam ryan and silvagni KEK
>>154122039They had to choose between Steele and Marshall.Geelong were desperate to land Marshall and no one wanted Steele so the Saints decided it was better to keep Marshall.
>crowd of 24287holy fucking grim
>>154122053kek retards
>>154122050Not understanding these coaches who abandon the tag to "back their system in".Nobody has tagged Daicos either.
>gold cunts
>>154122055linking this to /nrl/
>>154122042>>154122055Even for a Melbourne home game this is low, especially on a Sunday, but to their credit they've been louder than usual. Those that showed up would be loving it.
>>154122060im not talking about tagginghe has literally been unmanned at multiple stages today
The cousin Pickett is a real Josh vs Nick Daicos situation.
swanbros...
suns defence has been dogshit today
>2017: had home ground advantage even though Adelaide were the higher seed>2019: GWS had nothing left in the tank>2020: hub seasonAll of Hardwick's premierships were fraudulent
bontempelli late out with a severe case of wokeness
>>154122074usual swans fan behaviour celebrating in april
charpie murphy looking ahh nibba
>Steven King WAS the Gold Coast Suns coach (caretaker after Dew was sacked) and got replaced by Hardwickkwab
>>154122077this
>>154122067Powell was tagging him in the first half but Dimma decided to stop it for whatever reason.
>>154122077don't forget the reason the stand rule exists now is because of hardwicks grubbiness
>>154122083kekbag = fumbled
Voss is a good coach. He's only lost this year to top six sides.
normally hate healey but commentary has been good today actually, maybe because there's 3 not 4 comms
>>154122090His coaching was amazing getting a 40 point lead against these Demons desu.
gold coast bums*farts loudly*
>>154122087that's a funny way of saying a long time geelong man who found himself working at afl house and put in charge of the rules was seething his cats lost and came up with rules specifically to shut down richmond's game stylethen he went back to working for geelong
>>154122090>Falls over the line against Tigers because Lynch can't kick straightlol
take that lombard ya poof
>>154122090not wrongdone more than dimma this year
WE ARE THE DEES OF THE MELBOURNE SKY
>>154122095i liked it today, it was fine.
grats melbourne supporters they looked pre good fr
sam darcy a late out with a diagnosis of terminal nepotism
>Hour and a half until next gameNow what the fuck do I do?
Essendon are going to win against the Bullies tonight. Just the way the round has eventuated really.
Dunno what to make of this. Petracca and Oliver dead weight?Goodwin fluked a flag?Suns overrated and plastic shitters?
>>154122108have a FUCKEN flogdid one earlier me. really fucking good
>>154122007Melksham was a promising amateur boxer. May is a shit for brains retard who had it coming.
>>154122068Its an interesting discussion.
>>154122112I only fap once a day before I go to sleep.
>>154122112based
sarah jones sugar mummy gf who sends you cute selfies when she wakes up
>>154122111When playing on the Demons, yes.Petracca is still good when he tries.Oliver is 95% medium-well.May was cancer and King did a well kicking him out.
i honestly didn't think the melbourne football club had it in them to keep the ship going, even before all of the shit started but credit to them they've done a good job of setting up for a good future
>>154122108Aperitivo
>>154122119need this
Steven King has the Melbourne footy club playing with flare and dare
>>154122119whats going on with her eyes?
>>154122129thousand cock stare
>>154122119just know she has a neat little patch on her mound. never fully shaved - that's vulgar but never wild and unruly
>>154122119FUCK she's hot. can't believe you spastics were simping for kath "makybe diva" loughlin for years and i had to carry the sarah torch alone.
Pretty chuffed that the game finished before 6:00pm Channel 7NEWS
Just arrived at marvel, and its not good. I already need to take a leak, but I don't use public toilets. This is why I made sure to go three times before walking to the train, but its one of those days where the bladder is filling quickly.Still fkin 90 minutes until this stupid game starts.
>>154122129High speed impact with a wall.That heavy eye makeup needs to be hidden behind glasses to look good. Also her hair looks like a mop head.Other than that, CORRRRRR.
>>154122141is this a straff?
>>154122108TURN IT UP
>>154122141seat location? i can help
>>154122141>not walking to the carpark and doing a piss in someone's petrol tank
>>154122150kek
>>154122136of course she's hotter. kath simping occurs here precisely because kath appears more accessible
crazy how eddie betts is so incompetent he needs a tard wrangler in brad johnson to carry him on screengotta love dei hires
>>154122108gym for me don't know if i'll even watch dogs planes might be too grim
https://youtu.be/pVHbWHGVYaU
It's crazy how much Goodwin was holding back the Dees. Could've easily won 2-3 flags if they didn't implode.
FRAUDWICK BACK ON FRAUD WATCH!!!!
using this time to decide what sloppa to get a jeet to bring me
What's for dinner, lads?
>>154122185Leftover roast pork. Fuck me, it's good. I'm genuinely looking forward to leftovers.
>>154122185mince and coles classic vege mixschooey of milkHandful of peanuts and sultanas for desert
>>154122189sounds yummo. love a pork roast
>>154122168I’d be absolutely fucking filthy if I were a Dee’s customer
>>154122197why is there a bullet hole in your oven window
>>154122189>>154122192>>154122197>eating meat
>The NSW and Federal Governments have announced a support package for victims and businesses affected by the 14 December 2025 Bondi terror attack, including $75,000 for families of the deceased and $35,000 for physically injured victims. Over 700 people have applied for compensation, which has faced criticism from victims for being inadequate to cover long-term needs.https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/crime/bondi-beach-attack-compensation-payments-fall-short-of-required-support-victims-argue/news-story/29f9084972b3765d7f7a0707e32b6ba7
>>154122199fuckin bitch wouldn't stop screaming and thumping on the door when i put her in there so i had to shut her up
Jordan Lewis was the defining member of the great Hawthorn team of 2013-2015
IF it does not fall on the same date each year...THEN it is not a real holiday
>>154122201why is it always money with them
>>154122205first weekend after the first full moon after the equinox mate. lrn2caledar
>>154122201>these payments are the first of their kind in Australian history
>>154122201Now Israel is invading Lebanon shit is about to get way worse for Jews in Australia. Expecting all sorts of shit to happen in Sydney this year
>>154122199It's a blemish on my phone's camera lens that showed up recently. It shows up in all my photos which is really annoying because it basically gives every photo I post an identifier that can't be obfuscatedBut ah well...Probably shouldn't bring attention to it aye but meh
Managed to take a leak at marvel. Thankfully the men's room was empty.
>>154122224didn't really need a picture mate but thx for the update
>>154122224>tranny unsure what bathroom to use
>>154122215>Expecting all sorts of shit to happen in Sydney this year
>>154122224do you stand on those grates when you piss in the trough or do you stand back because others have pissed on it?
>Dicko redpilling the kids on browns and women in the middle of an episode of bounce
Deport these people and Australia would instantly be a better place:>sudos>indians>pakis>sri lankans>afgans>lebos>turks>maltese>jews>(((property investors)))
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>>154122242I stand on the grate because if I stand off it I usually end up splashing some on my legs
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>>154122185
I used to piss in empty cups and then hold it up to blokes washing their hands and be like "want a free cider?"In hindsight it's a miracle I never got heemed. Guess most people at my local had a good sense of humour
>>154122224If I walk into the toilet and see a man with his phone out at the urinal I'm knocking that shit into the trough.
>>154122242usually a good yard or two back
>>154122250no you didntbut i bet you thought it sounded cool in your head
used to be a bloke at our local who would offer us his piss to drink. of course we all did every time. don't think this sort of thing could've happened anywhere else but brisvegas
>>154122256based firehose pisser
The state of male public toilets is a fucking disgrace. Probably due to poor eating habits. Too much eat and not enough healthy carbs and veggies
>>154122262He has a well exercised prostate, likely massaged at Wet at Willies.
yaz duursmas hairless vagina
the gabba doesn't have piss troughs, we just take turns laying down and being naughty little boylet toilets ;)
>>154122256Bet you sound like a race horse pissing in there
is kingy still spitting chips over harley's game last night?man really had an axe to grind
>le 1.01 favs dogs are gonna break the winning margin record xd!!!!>turns out to be a scrapy contest with the dogs winning by 20 or so points in the last qtr
For me it’s Simpsons memes, closely followed by soprano memes.
>>154122273what does a race horse sound like?
>>154122279>turns out to be a scrapy contest with the dogs winning by 20 or so points in the last qtr
Nothing humiliates the other guys at the urinal like piss mogging them.
>>154122201Never forget the 700 victims of bondi beach
why do you guys like luke beveridge so much?
>>154122283>FFFSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSHH
time for dessert
my dick shrivels badily on the cokehad a few embarrassing moments
>>154122259I legit did. It was a pathological obsession, you could even say. If I saw an empty cup sitting near the trough I'd piss in it, then offer it to blokes. It was always a pisstake, though (pardon the pun). Even if someone was sloshed enough to accept I'd warn them it was actually piss.The closest I got was one new years in Port Macquarie when I pissed in an empty UDL can and handed to one of the chicks who drove up that arvo (like a 4 hour drive). I remember we were walking along the pier in the darkness -- we couldn't go into any of the pubs since one of our mates was still 17 -- and she had it up to her lips. I yelled out as she tilted the can back "stop! it's piss!" I said, "it's not UDL, it's my piss!"That was the same night I spent the early am smoking bungers on the balcony wearing nothing but a leopard print sock sleeved around my cock (they stay on if you fold the elastic over and tuck it under) while said 17 year old was in the middle of losing his virginity to my ex-gf (the other chick who drove up to spend the evening with us). For the record, these were chicks I knew from church.
>>154122264if i ever find the blokes that piss all over the seat in a public toilet, i'm going to fucking thank them
>>154122299>wearing nothing but a leopard print sock sleeved around my cockglad i'm not the only one whos done this
Anyone else think Dollcunt looks like a vicar?
For me? Pissing all over the toilet paper.
It started as a fart in bedWell it started as a fart but I shit meself instead
dollcunt looks like a pedophile because he is one
dollcunt is eric hipwood?
>>154122294my dick + kath's pussy
>>154122306when i was like 12 or 13 my mates and i would piss in letterboxes at night
>>154122326The dog looks like it just realised how fucked its situation is.
got a bunch of toilet terrorists itt
for me its>open doors with my shirt over my hand>use one square of toilet paper to press the flush button and quickly throw the paper in as it flushes>take the free dog poo bags from the council and use them as gloves for petrol bowsers >wipe down the entire back half of the shopping trolley with the disinfectant wipesdont know how any of you use public toilets or fugg prozzies for that matter aids everywhere
>>154122333if only you knew how bad things are
>>154122339dude what the fuck lol
>>154122333Kek
>>154122339ok this guy fucks
>>154122339>stretched earsalmost based
Jack Billings kicked 5 goals for the dogs today in the vfl. He's also a part time development coach.Sneaky chance for a mid season pick?
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>>154122339madlad prob regret putting that on here tomoz sober but based
chucked $10 on the bombers cause who doesnt love an easter miracle
>>154122360Considering it's been up on my instagram attached to my real name of which my mother started following somewhere along the way (long after I stopped giving a shit about "social media") for the better part of a decade I'd say were well beyond such normalfaggian concepts as "regret". I maintain there is only one thing in my life I regret, that being not buying that pink "prince of the pussy" jumper while it was on special
Can’t stop looking at the instagrams of the churches in my area and the qt Christian girls who are posted on them, need to get a church wife
footy is healing
imagine the mood there with the ex captain relegated to the wing after being stripped of the captaincy and being denied his request to fuck off to a decent club because the one he is at is shit but hes still your best playerthey really should have let him go
>>154122381then they realised with their "tough stance" they are shit and bring him back into the leadership team so he can help fix
>>154122380brutal draw for my iggers to start the season but 2-2 against all top 8 opposition is fine going
>having sex with my gf>says to me “oh yeah, fuck me with your big cock”>my cock is legit small>can no longer believe a thing she says
>>154122379At mass this morning there was a gorgeous Mediterranean girl (woman) a few pews in front of me. She was with some deano guy, which was unfortunate.
FUCK YOU, ED RICHARDS, YOU USELESS GINGER CUNT
>>154121414It's a risk everywhere.It's a much higher in colder countries because they build their houses essentially air tight, while in Australia our houses are built intentionally more draughty because it helps cool them down in summer. Which also has the added benefit of reducing carbon monoxide build up.
>>154122391women can lower their uteruses if they love you
remember when they played hardball with daniher and he just fucked off into the byron hinterland?
>>154122402Was that before or after they refused to trade him?
>>154122404HAO LING
>>154122404KEK
>>154122404Lol
>>154122404fucking lol
>>154122391bull SHIT. she will ALWAYS throw in a 'daddy' somewhere. women are incapable of doing sex without calling you 'daddy'
getting to watch two McKay's play in one week is such a treat
absolute chad posting that pic king of alf
>that’s totally me, bro. Trust me!
Kayo watchers, be honest.Don't you miss BT sometimes?
>NSFW image on SFW boardenjoy your holiday, degenerate
>>154122391I had a gf say something similar to me and it genuinely took me out of the moment because I'm definitely not big.
>announcing a holidayenjoy your holiday, idiot
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>>154122418
>>154122391I remember my ex asking me if any other girls I was with said if my cock was too small.
The Nicholson street mall and the shopping strip in paisley street in Footscray are legit scary places to walk around at
>>154122391>>154122420they were thinking about someone else
>>154122432looking good mate
>>154122432Who is the weirdo you are stitching up?
gone overboard now mate
Post selfie with timestamp to prove this is you
I'm not going to let drugfiends and sexpests take over /afl/ again.
Ya just get the feeling the bombers are gonna pull off the upset don't ya?
>>154122433
>>154122432>when its just you and this guy left at the afters
>>154121414>>154122400It's mostly from places that use gas furnaces for heating, so not really Australia.You only really hear of it here where people brought a charcoal barbecue inside and gassed themselves.
This big bastard here’s a kiln
this was a good matchup 26 years ago
>>154122432it's just sad bro
But you don't really care for music, do you?
I’ve got a thick dick, average length, girls like it
>>154122456crisp history knower
>>154122391Size?>>154122420Specs?>>154122432Nice table contents.
>>154122418>SFW boardthen explain the porn ads
I’m a mentally weak individual. Doesn’t take much to break me
>empty bottles strewn everywhere>whoa dude we are so messy xdput the empties back in the carton mate not hard
what the fuck is Lyon talking about?the stage is set for something special?He's talking about this game?
>>154122432That's michael davis
>>154122468Same, it's like walking a tightrope for me.
I get this when I fuck chinky prozzies. The ones over here are fine but the japs, viets, thais, flips, laotians etc always go on and on about how big my penis is when it very clearly isn't. Find it very frustrating and it often ruins the experience.
>>154122468yeah i thought things were progressing with this girl and then she ghosted mewas legitimately suicidal for 2 weeks
now if the bombers can replicate this minute for another 79 they will be a good spot here
do upsets this large ever happen?
>>154122479women can be so cruel, sorry to hear it anon
>>154122471>He's talking about this game?Yes. Highest winning margin (190 - Fitzroy vs Melbourne).
>>154122477They're used to local sizes. Your penis is literally a BWC to them (probably).
black defenders just seem so volatile in their performances
Kek remember when Dursma was considered a good player at Port?
SCORESAREFINNALEVEL
Which one is number 5 draft pick Elijah Tsatas?
>>154122477>oooo so big bb>you hurt
>>154122486Yes, but usually there's a large influx of money on the underdog beforehand.>>154122479She made the right call if rejecting someone made them want to kill themselves. Sort your shit out, man.
da BONT
kane is too harsh on random individual efforts
>>154122511Can’t stand this cunt. Tries to make stories out of nothing.
>>154122503miss him so much
>>154122504>oooo you make soo much u strong manfuck my life
>>154122477they're used to hours of indian dick and its unsatisfactory length and girth
Archer May wanna get right into this game
>>154122515this is some of his best work ever
>>154122515They're both pretty average.
>if you have just got home from easter celebrations how do people celebrate easter?
>>154122515not a better pick than Bailey Humphrey at pick 6 though
>>154122527stuffing chocolate eggs up their bum mostly
bombers would want the next one here ya think
Like booking in an early session with the Indian ladies when they start their shift and stretch them out nice and proper.Knowing that all the jeets coming after won't be able to feel anything is an amazing aphrodisiac.
I remember Reality Check posting in the 2021 olympics thread and making non/afl/ customers really upset kek
love watching this flog drugcheat team get belted
>>154122534Or knowing you don't have to pay for sex like a sad cunt, another amazing feeling.
the score was 1-1 5 minutes real time agowhere did it all go wrong
>>154122539literally only rapists get this you sicko
>>>/v/736407543
>remember how good we were before the Second World War?
>>154122539done em
come on esendon., oplase
sorry bomber bros but i want you to lose more than my iggs did so we don't have the most embarrassing loss of the round
Why did Essendon get a prime time game?
is it true petracca faked in injury so he wouldnt be embarrassed by his former side
I am certainly the most cynical man in this thread.
Eating fererro rochers :)
>>154122552>so we don't have the most embarrassing loss of the roundWhat about DaBloos?
I will be accepting all your apologies forthcoming.
archer may goal
Drove past a bar on my way home and saw so many sexy 18-30yr old women, and got sad knowing at least a few will go home with some guy tonight and get fucked
Might need to remove that trac pin, thinking gawn or the pickett bros
new>>154100752
>>154122563yeah probably spending a couple of hundred on drinks and then they will cry tomorrow that petrol cost them $20 more than normal
>>154122563They could be going home with you, anon.
what's you favourite nasheed?
I am baking
bulldogs have the ascendency here
actual new>>154110418
>>154122593put the air con on
>7.1It's unfair when a team is super accurate.
>>154122597the *essendonsy :p
actual serious new>>154122606slow cunts
>>154122608said i was baking threadsperg you dickhead
>>154122619too slow m8 :3
>>154122111Goodwin played the same side with little to no changes for four years straight. Petracca and Oliver were taking spots from the younger players who deserved time in the midfield. Petracca would have a game with like 25 disposals but 30% kicking accuracy & would still get a game.Also the big difference is our forward line finally has some solid targets with Mihocek & now hopefully van rouyen getting into form. Petty also staying the fuck out of the forward line helps
>>154122627goodwin was also "le plan A is to kick it inside 50 and hope for the best, and there's no plan B" manking's already whipped it out of em
>>154122643It is also interesting to note the progression of both James Jordon & Grundy when they moved to swans. Grundy was always gonna be good but Jordon played like an absolute shitter for the dees which in hindsight was probably because he couldn’t find his consistent spot in the side. I was happy to see him go then suddenly he actually becomes useful for the swans, which speaks to how Goodwin had his favourites & wouldn’t budge
>>154122477>asian womenThey're probably being sincere when they say it's big, mate.
