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YOUNG BUNTS IT TO YA
buntchads…jaredyoungbros…we are so back
i;m thinking bout thos berds
vladdy :-)
>>154176919Fuck that cheater.
everyone is using this thread please check for unused threads before making new threads>>154174379
I’ve never had sex with my wifeIt’s humiliating
Metsies:3
okamoto has the strike zone inverted i think
>>154176919Can Canadians afford that? I had heard something about them having to ration now. They're giving milk out in bags or something>>154176934Agreed
>>154176948go cubs
roommate saw the grindr notification on my phone ;_;
right the twins do not have great defending
>>154176965>>154176962
>>154176921yadi spotted in the dugout
we MAY be back
>>154176965kek show him some of our dick pics
based venezuela
>>154176965LFGM
>>154176965Go Braves
what is a slurve? when you scream the n word while throwing your curve?
>>154177048yes. that's why they don't track it on savant
Tampa here, anyone have a stream link? stream east isn’t working
>>154177083inb4 narc
Non tranny faggot thread here>>154174379>>154174379
>>154177131>non tranny faggot thread>mariners in the OPWhat did he mean by this?
>>154176934You're such a little bitch about Springer its insane, get over it pussy. If he was on your team you wouldn't say shit.
>>154177143But it's ichiro and Griffey jr everyone loves them
He got hurt
>>154176934cry harder
Where's the offense?
Not looking good!
>>154178734>The Warriors and Raiders didn’t want to leave. Blame the corrupt city councilYep. The Oakland City Council ran all their sports teams away. To be fair, San Francisco also fucked up with the 49ers and ran them down to Santa Clara when they didn't want to go (they just wanted out of Candlestick), so just because SF managed to get the Warriors doesn't mean they were totally competent either.
The mariners need to hit the ball AWAY from the players, preferably if they hit it over the fence the other team won't be able to catch it.
>>154178764I think the bullpen is fine and the rotation is the biggest weakness long term. Before the season started I thought the offense would be horrible but it's okay so far
THAT FUNKY MUNCY
hard to believe john rocker's son is already pitching in the big leagues
MAXWELL SWINGS THE SILVER HAMMER x2
that funky munchy
Muncy madness
>>154178804john rockers son looks like THAT???
MUNCED x2
gee munchy how come manfred lets you have two solo home runs
no stealing
cheatiners
>call overturned
>>154177154>>154178780he's a whiny cheating faggot and should be banned from the game, stripped of any previous awards, and all records erased from the books.
glansnow looks like a makeupless clown
Okay you can throw THAT sweeper.
Rangers homer
>transnow
Assnow has no command
Season's over.
>assnow
Josh got a hit!
>>154178855you're the one whining here
lolyanksbeaten up by a team with a payroll $235 million lower
>>154178889nope, just stating fact.
RAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYYY
RAAAAANNNNDDDDYYYYYYYYY
randy!
rice arena!
>>154178906>>154178907
we got this dodgerchads
>>154178906>>154178907marinersmind
dodgers have ANOTHER chinaman?!
I need to bounce on some Timmy cock.
>>154178974source?
>JP FranceMy God, a chimera is pitching for the Astros.
sacflycomet
Anyone remember from about a month ago when this negro claimed to be the best player in baseball and that he was going to hit 50 HRs and steal 50 bases in 2026?He is hitting to a .170 AVG and .469 OPS. He does have 6 steals though, and he's made a few bone-headed plays in the field. lolyanks
singletani
linedrivetani
>>154178996>>154179000>>154179002spee hivemind
>>154178992He looks too low IQ to be a baseball player
44gameonbasestreaktani
Cole :(
how much are dodger tickets going for?
PRRRRRRRRT
no...NO!!!
>>154178974Fuck my boricua ass
>>154179007and there it is
PRRRRRTTTTTT
>>154179021pfha
>doyers
fuck...
>>154179021You thinin' about bastin' that turkey?
>>154178992>jizz shitcum
welp
and that's why you trust your starters. most teams would have taken him out for the reliever to blow it.
Almost as cucked as the black will smith
Smith slow as shit
Rangers @ Doyers series could be kino
Heroball Will Smith fails
*RECORD SCRATCH*OH NO NO NO
KEEP MY WIFE’S RUN OUT YOUR FUCKING BASE
Noooooo
>>154179046Rangers are underrated, they've been one of the better teams in AL.
>will flyover
the poodre's real rival are the rockies
kek poodres
>>154179068the rockies are everyone's rival
poodres kek
>>154179068Rockies have been to a World Series more recently than the Padres
baseball is better when the rockies are good
>2026 Red Sox>worst team in baseballYou h̷a̷t̷e̷ love to see it
>rockiesWho?
free jumbo jacks at in n out!
The Mets suck without Juan Soto
>>154179085Walmart is planning on buying the team, they are gonna be good soon enough.
>>154179090I eat like this
>>154179085you bet your ass!
OYE COMO VA
>>154179093>The Mets suckcouldve stopped there
>>154179089Literally who right now but that Walmart money is going to start flowing in
>>154179105sandlot
>>154179086it appears they're tied with Shitattle
>>154179108true
>>154179102>the walmart spirits
Yay DP!
>>154179116Red Sox have a -12 run differential tho
>>154179102The Great Value Rockies :)
>>154179110I predict the As will be a juggernaut in Vegas, but at the expense of their souls>>154179113Based! BASED!
>>154179134That's always been the plan, Manfred wants them to build a fanbase in Vegas fast.
Walk that dumper
¿Qué onda?
for a fat fuck muncy can run
>>154179158>nike cortezGotta love how tenacious those people are for finding a shoe that’s rarely made
The Mariners are such a shit. That broken Ichiro bat is an omen. This season is cursed.
oh SHIT i woke up too late for the dodger game
ANDY P
¡Pages Power!
PANDY
Doyers sneakin'
TexASS
games upside down
pandaman with a 2 rbi triple
scrappy dodgers always find a way
nice script, doyerfagsfuck manfred for allowing this
glad to know andyP did it. i need to fix my stream. he just took strike 2
>>154179178Trust me they didn't need that bad omen they already sucked
evil won
>>154179158Only Japs do this outside of the US for some reason
Why is the captcha loading slow?
>>154179195*doublescore bug showed him on third
>>154179201Yes we know the blow gays won today
>>154179204gookmoot forgot to pay the bill
>glas ahead nowthanks, andyP
>>154179206She’s still got those bedroom eyes
miggy rounc still got it
>mick l. roadhouse
Texas is GAY
>>154179206kelli was cute
>>154179202lower class japanese and chicanos are the same people
>>154179206too bad she dropped her broadcasting career for a cripple
>>154179220No u are!
What’s Glasnow's skin color?
>>154179133Sam's Choice*
>pinch hit double playWhat an ass
>>154179228amerimutt
A THIRD SUCCESSFUL CHALLENGE
>>154179226oh you
>>154179228the human race
>>154179234>>154179237I didn't ask about race or ethnicity; I asked about skin color.
>>154179233
>>154179244Yellow
- Saw cute plushie- Bought cute plushie- Met someone cosplays as plushie- Cosplayer asked for a photo- We took photos together- Happy day
>>154179228Yellow skinned ‘toid aka cirrhosis patient
Here I am just telling the pitchers what pitches should be thrown telepathically again
The Chihuahuas avoided the sweep! Breaking Bad is overrated!
>Yankees Captain Aaron Judge has allegedly been stabbed over 23 times this early morning in a Tampa hotel sources says a fight broke out and a small man brought out a kitchen knife. His condition is currently unknown.WTF pray for judge
>>154179191
Ouch!
>phils lost at home
Cole slap! Raley to third.
Mexicans are just cool people I really like them
>>154179263I can't relate to this at all.
Dom Double! 6-3 M's!
Cole Young scores on a wild pitch, 7-3 M's!
Italians are way less cool than Mexicans
The Yankees have two players hitting over .300two players hitting in the low .200sfour players hitting on the .100sone player hitting .069two players hitting .000the fewest hits in MLBthe third worst AVG in MLBAll for the low, low price of $332M in payroll
guys, should I take Rinvoq or Skyrizi?
>>154179297>I can't relate to this at all.Well then you are lost!
Ball 4, oh it was over the plate? Just challenge bro oh waaaaiiiiit haha.
I’m so pathetically horny post a baseball girl (3d or 2d) for me
popoutani
>sam de bogarts
Hit parade! JP up the middle, 8-3 M's still nobody out!
tuck em
what does he do?
>>154179322
that boy kyle tucker SWINGS at pitches in the zone oh man
Cal Raleigh looks like he’s been on the venezuela diet
OH SHIT TUCKER
fucking hell Ms not messing around
>>154179315no
>>154179341>>154179335Perfect bodies
The Dodgers are relentless. If they are not all destroyed, it will be civil war without end.
>>154179358takis and coca cola?
My team’s pitchers are full of washed out has-beens, rookies, and discount mid retards. The only good ones are all hurt. Dana Brown’s head needs to be put on a pike and marched around the Bastille.
>Doubleplaygers
Bwahahah, back to back walk off. Fuck you, Rockies. See you for the sweep tomorrow hoe, ahahahha... Bwahahah.... AHAHAHAH!
>Tanner Scott
Doyers better put in the killshot
>48 OPS+Is it over for California Rally?
Bo Bichette is hitting .080 again…
>>154179371>Perfect bodiesReckerian bodies?
>>154179350>>154179356These are being posted by girls who are twice as fat and ugly. When did you realize?
>>154179386no...NO!!!
>>154179378no...NO!!!!
>>154179378haters will say its fake
>>154179379Is France the designated shitter in the bullpen?
>>154179396HAHA
>>154179395No they’re more slender
CHADRES WALK IT OFF
never in doubt
t scott
Tanner Scott is back!
>tanner scott 10 pitch inning
When will the Rockies pain come to an end?
>>154176894gay if you wouldn't the one on the right
>>154179437When Walmart buys them
dodgers started winning after i woke up
Muncy body checked that guy
that funky muncy
>>154179407Does Recker have a woman’s body?
Feel bad for the Rockies. They’re not fun to make fun of, I just feel bad
THE FAT FUCK JUST HEEMED THE PITCHER
DAMN muncy's fast
max "the human bowling ball" muncy
>>154179444>>154179437Walmart just bought like half of the Rockies. I love my Broncos but don't u dare touch the NLW fuckers
MUNCED
>>154179403>implying they aren’t all shittersHe just got called up for this series, but yeah he was made to eat that outing to preserve what little non-shit we have in there.>we literally had a day off yesterdayIf only you knew how bad things truly are.
erm, meminers?
Okay get Brash back up.
Msbros?
>>154179465kek
YORDONGat least the offense is still doing it’s thing
good challenge, teo. i swear, the crowd's reaction was late
JP sniped that midget.
mariners are not a serious team
>>154179480He had a flyout anyway
My Bahdres :DD
THE PAGES ARE WRITTEN
PANDYYYYYYY
pandaman
that was a really nice swing from Andy P
HOMER
Altuve is hella based I identify with him
Cody Wilcox ain't it.
OH MY GOD ANDYP
too slow unc
wahahahaha rojas
Pandy Insurance
got too cocky
>will cocks
do something
>andy pages in the dugoutlook at that smile
DIAMONDBACKS HOWEVER
i beee feeling like the man when i
Trumpet time in Dodger Stadiumhttps://youtu.be/S73zDvMgGmI
DOUBLE PLAY
Seems like a lot less ump buffoonery, finally this is watchable
>>154179525kys
>edWIN coming inGame over rags. better luck tomorrow.
>>154179525
>>154179528umpies have been put in their place
DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU
>IBB Ohtani on AprilSome pussy shit
completely forgot joc was a ranger>>154179536based sausage girl
>>154179453Fuck them, they only start to play 1984 Tigers / Yankees 1998 against us everytime we face them. Suck against everyone but makes it personal against us. Won't lie, NL gonna be tough now that Rockies suddenly wanna join the big boy club.
>>154179544that isn't how the song goes.
>>154179546games in april count as much as games in september
fukken LOL ump wants to go home
>And Yell Day Los Sand Toast
what the fuck
no... NO!!
>christian walker hurt now tooAlso Luke double!
>>154179536OH NO NO NO NO NO>edLOSE
uhhhhhh
>>154179536oh dear
>>154179556Yes it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHNzOHi8sJs
>And Yell Day Loss And Toast
trumpetbros....
yea nvm fuck LAthere goes the 2 point spread
uh... d...ddoggies...!?
UuuuhhhhhhEdwin bros?Doyercompas?
edlose diass?
>>154179556yeah it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7AGT80VQk
we still got it we still got it
>edlose
>>154179536KEK
>edloseo kek KEK
Serves em right, they trusted a mets closer!
get fucked ump
Let us pray.
big dick willie
FRESH PRINCE OF ABS
THE FRESH PRINCE OF ABS
great challenge will
he's pretty good at ABS
they paying this nigga $23 million a year
>EdLose DiazMettieJetties, I apologize
Will Smith fucks the Umpies
>>154179614fuckin' way she goes boys
kino match up :)
ballsy steal right there but diaz is notoriously slow to the plate
>>154179525awwwwww.
ooooh OHHH DOGGIES
fuck this FAGGets pitcher
GET FUCKED
rangies fuck ya?
...doyerbros
tie game
ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
>no.... NO!!
lol doggiedoobros...
dodgerchads.......
>>154179625is edwin diaz the new tanner scott or blake treinen
OH FUCK
>>154179536bitch jinxed it
I dun baleev it
>edLOSEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAH *INHALES* AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHA
guess the doyers finally popped the edlose cherry
At least my team's mets castoff is good. :-)
DAMNIT SAUSAGE GIRL!
>dodge THIS
>>154179663kek
we are so back
Just saw Mason Miller strike out the side for the 12th time this year, how are you guys doing?
Come on Doyers, finish it
thank andy P
>sausage girl jinx finally workedonly took 13 games kek
>>154179536Great prediction
>you were always cool to me metsbros, don't come to the ravine tomorrow...
>>154179651this anon gets it
Will Smith walks it off
>>154179693clearly it will be ohtani on his bobblehead night
>>154179693>OHTANI WALKS IT OFF ON OHTANI BUBAHEAD NIGHT
jfc nothing is easy
>>154179704no one cares, we're all watching dodgers/rangers
Putting a decent amount of pitches on Munoz when the Ms scored 9 runs feels like a small victory at least
>>154176894fish
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS SNAP THE 5 GAME LOSING STREAKChrist that was close.
>>154179707i'm watching both
ggs Msour pitching is dogshit
DAMMIT
this latz dude has some filth
MUNCEDGET FUCKED /mlb/
A fucking fantastic game Rangers, cya tomorrow.
THAT FUNKY MUNCHY X3 TO WALK IT OFF
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
alright my bad for posting
The funkiest of Muncys
>>154179656He has some of the best stuff in baseball, but if he doesn't have his command batters will just stand there and not swing. And once he lets runners on they run all over him because he's slow to the plate, then he gets in his own head cause he's an emotional boricua.
Goddammit
aliv right now
MAXWELL SWINGS THE SILVER HAMMER FOR THE HAT TRICK
MUNCED x3
gg ragssee you tomorrow
fuck you LA
>Three bombs for Muncy
MUNCE OWNS TEXASS
>>154179726he sure does lmao
WE STILL GOT IT WE STILL GOT IT
ANOTHER COME FROM BEHIND WIN FOR MY SMALL MARKET SCRAPPY UNDERDOGGIEDOOS
GG pebbles!!!
Very good, Doyars, you were wise to win that game.
>And that concludes another riveting day of baseballShoutout to you anon, wherever you are
APOLOGIZE
Doyers won that gamegg >rags cya tomorrow
sex with kirsten
>nuts in your team's ass
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
>>154176894human from the chest down with just a fish head
good game, rangers
that was insane
>>154179792Which Max Muncy? You know there's two of them so far
I hate Texas so much
>>154179805INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
this thread aint right i tell you hwat
someone post a webm of all 3 dingers
4 winning streak for my Chadres, let's make it 5 tomorrow. Also, If I'm posting helios, it's still 2hu dadspie. Just love my daughter. And other daughters somewhere here.
>>154179818The one shaped like a square
Hey get FUCKED Texas
>>154179536REDEEMED
>>154179832what the fuck is this absolute faggot talking about
entertainment purposes
Sausage girl this, sausage girl that. I want to see some sausage MEN
>>154179852I'm saying my say. Helios is my brainrotted daughter.
sorry fellas, mleb is a max muncy genny.
Dumb, stupid Texas sports teams. Get fucked
doyers
>>154179865
>>154179852Pls be nice to my wife 2hu. She’s pregnant
muncyposters we are so back
>cute little girl cheering next to the ugly loud older girl
Doyer dog time
>>154179885we never left
Nobody even knows which Max Muncy you fellas are talking about
>>154179900The good one
>>154179900The one that played for the Athletics
YOUR Texas Gaygers
Why are there no Texas Rangers fans in this general?
>>154179925the one anon that used a Spain VPN left this genny after the doyers won back to back WS
>>154179870How do I achieve this natty?
>>1541798323 game winning streak
>>154179925They won the world series in 2023, let them rest. They've been in purgatory hell after that botched world series play against St Louis.
My Doggie Doos
>>154179942Oh right, I totally forgot we played the fucking pirates lol
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5g9RJWmcM4
Mariners won that ballgame btw.
>>154180008Cubs won that game
Yo I hate Max Muncy
>>154180024*hits a monster shot in game 7*
>>154180019I don't think that's true.
>>154179925Chihuanon
>>154180038trust the cubs experts anon
>WIN: Edwin Diaz
>>154179987Los Angeles sports success drives the nation mad
I thought the Reds had good pitching, what happened today??
>>154180128>>154180136>>154180145>getting skullfucked by Fat MunchyA thing like that
>>154180118chase couldn't center himself for whatever reason. he had two shaky innings in arlington but nutted up. just missed the boat this time around
>>154180128>>154180136>>154180145MUNCED
>>154180128>>154180136>>154180145FUNKY
>>154180128>>154180136>>154180145
that's pure muscle
>>154180128>>154180136>>154180145He cute
>>154180150it would be nice if they could win the series :)
>>154180176god fucking wouldn't it be
>>154180128MAXWELL>>154180136SWINGS>>154180145THE SILVER HAMMER
>>154180111/mlb/ BTFO
Time to try out my homemade hard apple cider I've been fermenting since February.
Why does my Yankee make ya seethe
...and the doyers win another world series
>>154180267If the Padres or the Blue Jays handled business at home in a game clinching scenario, we wouldn't be in this mess.
>>154180246RIP 2hu dadspie :*(
What do we do about the Chicago baseball problem.
>>154180343Your Indiana Cubs
>>154180343Pope Sox on the come up
>>154179676If he keeps this up, he's gonna win the Cy Young even though he's a closer, right?
>flossing before bed>popped a filling off one of my teethwonderful. friday night, can't do shit about this til monday at the earliest.
gn
>>154180246No kidding, you too 2hu? I also root for the dads, and I've got a 4 gallon batch going into its 3rd week of bottle-conditioning after starting primary back in late February.
>Poodrepacos infesting /mlb/ out of nowhere
the guy david vassegh probably had a really good time with the post game radio showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5r-edf6mwo
stunt on ‘em Chadres!
>>154180338>if something completely different happened, the outcome would also have been different!thanks, einstein
OriolesBros... Did we get Fucking TRICKED by this Pete Alonso MotherFucker? He looks absolutely lost out there right now. This Cocksucker keeps costing us Fucking games! I'm having a bad feeling about this signing. Please Fucking no I can't go through another Chris Davis situation...
>>154180715handsome lad
>>154180715fat fuck
>>154180715maximum>>154180738minimum
>>154179278Chihuahuabro, Campy hit a home run today!
Gm>insomnia again
>>154181032it's not morning anywhere unfortunately
doyers ese we the best SF be mad gay dawg ask about it
dodgers won that game btw
kek FAGGets kek!
Let's be nice to Cubs girls today
https://vocaroo.com/1mZ17QMdwuFRcub em!
>>154182358mettie jetties is funnier. doggiedoos is the funniest. why are there no poodres or mariners ones?
BOGEY GOES BOOOOM!!!
stunt on 'em chadres!
>>154182563https://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
>>154179883Congrats. Who's the father?
>>154180609He's gonna heat up as the weather gets better and score more than 100 RBIs. He averages 111 RBIs a year, so that's what we expect. With Gunnar leading the way, it's gonna be a solid team. We're tied for second in the AL East, and it's gonna be like that all year. The best team will win in the end.
>>154182959me
499
nu>>154183196>>154183196>>154183196
