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berds
Wich game should I watch ?
Big Sexy Bartolo Colon https://x.com/NYMhistory/status/2043332330459128214
Without being racist, tell me why you hate Jazz Chisholm
>>154206401can’t go wrong with any besides Angels/Reds zzzz
>>154206401Tigers/marlins is cy young vs cy young but that probably means no hitting aka boring
>>154206401Watch the Mets so you can laugh at them like the rest of this genny does
>>154206416Thanks>>154206420Ngl this lil nigga Skubbal is on my mind
>>154206420>no hitting aka boringdummy
>>154206401resd
>>154206420Retard.
>>154206435Everytime I watch the Mets for Soto they get assblasted, I'm bored at this point
sneks
>>154206362I watched the jombie video about this and it turns out the umps were right all along.
>>154206362jomboy exposed this fat cunt so hard, i hope he has a stroke for abusing my umpies like that
>>154206495kys
>>154206505jommy make ya seethe?
>>154206505you want to suck his cock so bad lol
>>154206412I love him, hope he stays on the stanks as long as possible.
>>154206505>Anon SEETHES at Jombiepost and messes his diapy, a breakdown
>>154206420No hitting is only boring if the quality of PAs is shit. Watching two dueling aces is the highest standard of basenall
>>154206412he doesn't play the game the right way
>>154206412purely socioeconomic factors
ernie :-)
>>154206538It's easy to say that, then it's the sixth inning after an hour and the batters look foolish
cheers twins infielders, we'll take that
e-moneyv-money
Erngoat
KEK jose
>>154206554>fast game>elite hitters looking foolish>every baserunner is a precious jewel>the game turns into a combination of chicken/horse with the bullpenOnly missing the sublime strategy decision of pulling the starter early for a PH with RISP (FUCK THE DH)
LGM
cant shitler, everyone
>>154206597That's a man
>>154206602god i fucking wish
>>154206602i hope so!
umpy feels bad for us
HUGE hit Schanuel
DINGLER DINGER
dudehow
DINGLE ALL THE WAY
Lindor what the fuck...
O'HOPPE
what the fuck resd you're supposed to have good starting pitching
BASALLO BOMB
DILLON DINGLER DINGER!!!!!!!!GIVE EM THE TRIPLE D!!!
lindor needs to go
>>154206646we started insane but fell off last week
>lukesgg twins, we'll get ya next inning!
>>154206671wut lindor do?
lukes hit a ball challenge (impossible)
>>154206672winky.... /we/ were counting on the resd..........
da 0.087 AVG phenom, NATHAN LUKES!
Lukes is playing like dog shit. Being a league average player last season was his ceiling.
>>154206705any tips on how to hit that good?
>a vein burst>it's actually not that bad>back out on the mound todayscherzer is a psycho
Nice catch Neto
>max sherbet
scherzer is averaging 92mph on his fastball, and missing, is that right?
>>154206693>>154206705>>154206706When unc George comes back they will probably send Lukes down to AAA. He has options too.
which setup is better>main game on big screen, big inning on little screen>big inning on big screen, main game on little screen
scherzer is so obviously injured lol
>>154206700give us some time. offense gotta wake up from hibernation
>max faggot Blow gays deserve this for re-signing a 50 year old man
>>154206747depends on room layout thoughbeit
another 2 inning game from scherzer incoming
>>154206747what, no subway surfer?
>>154206747Big inning on big screen, main game on phone screen sitting on the small of my back
Why didn’t those greedy fat little birds just let him retire and go into the hof as a national?
>yamkeks give up a no outs triple
They’re calling him Shit Hitler
I told you
>painter missing his start due to migraine>realmuto resting>already giving up a run
Scam Shitler
>scherzoHahahahahashshs
shouldn't you throw it to home and not first if there's a runner on>stinkees
>getting boatraced by old man trout
>stables fieldingRays are doing the aggressive base running schtick and exposing this fraud ass team
KWAB JASY
ANOTHER TROUT RBI
This year is actually over, we have half a team.
>In play, runs Blow gay FAGGOTS kek
Hitlerbros...
chandler SLAPskatin' rays lead 3-0
>>154206752>give us some time. offense gotta wake up from hibernationbear with us
>Peralta with 40 pitches through 2 inningsthis is rough man. he's barely gonna make it through 5 yet again
>Judge OPS .707What if this his first bad year
went to take a shit while max was pitchingI see max also took a shitbut only one of us is done shitting
FACK OFF YE SHITTLER
ADELL BACK TO BACK DOUBLES
>>154206845first 5 loss streak of the year huh?
BRB gonna go take a big fat stinky blue jays
Wow, must be a lot of tendonitis going around in the AL East today.
they get people stealing second out all the time now. last season it seemed like a free base to steal. like 90% success rate on it.
youch
ITFCB
>jizz thought he had that tag
nice play by geno to get the runner at third at least
Rays are going to break the STINK Sox’s record today for most bags stolen.
>>154206852:^)
>Soler trying to kill his own teammate
>>154206854Be patient youngcum
>>154206871we got a base out of "defensive indifference" during the doggies seriesmade me kek
I only fuck pregnant women
>yanks staring a sweep by the rays in the facebros i'm listening to kay's radio show tomorrow
>50 pitches through 2 inningswhat the fuck is wrong with Peralta. all he can throw is fastballs and hanging curveballs, and his command sucks on bothI thought this guy was supposed to be our ace but I've barely heard anything from him. wasn't he supposed to be some sort of charismatic clubroom leader?
Dunking on the stupid cheerleaders in your team's sub and getting massively downvoted is pretty fun desu
>>154206906based
eloy... :-/
>Dude's name is Outman.>all he does is strikeout.Really?
WE ARE RAPING THE REDS
>>154206915Stearns fired the pitching coach who turned Griffin Canning into a competent starter because he got embarrassed that he spent a combined 100 million dollars on Frankie Montas and Sean Manaea.
Who are the most based posters in /mlb/?
>>154206906This but eating pussy
>>154206936me
>if you want to challenge it then challenge ityou tell 'em umpy
I cannot throw a baseball straight to save my life and no amount of youtube tutorials are helping Wat do
Im taking a stinky and hot blow gays rn
>>154206906stories or how do you set that up?
I get irrationally mad watching Carson Benge hit this guy fucking sucks
I just ate two pounds of potato salad
>Da Jankees Get swept by the Rays
i see we're going for the heroball strat early this time
Benge sucks what a bust
>>154206943Become a Baseball Youtuber.
a GRISHAMIAN groundout
>>154206943the jays NEED you
WHY THE FUCK DO WE JUST WATCH MEATBALLS BREEZE BY ON 3-0 SWING AT THE FUCKING BALL HOLY SHIT
>>154206943based anon has spin all figured out and just needs to work on his four-seemer
>>154206924damn
>>154206804>now subbed in top of the 3rdNot a migraine. Hangover
>>154206968Comedy League bros... the Yankees were our best bet... now the Dodgers will win another Ring...
>>154206957>>154206980Yup. Not too sure what’s going on down at Syracuse but these guys ain’t even good to trade anymore kek.
>>154207011My braves are gonna do them in the NLCS
>>154206943Arm slot?
>>154206994Tradition and Analytics actually meeting in yhe middle it is retarded to swing when there is 0 advantage let the Pitcher hang himself if he can't locate the zone.
>>154207011nobody can stop Ohtani and the Dodgers
>Cusb
2026 isn't real baseball anyways, no one is trying due to the lockout. FACT.
>>154207029How about you win a wildcard series.
>>154207035NIGGA IT WAS DOWN THE FUCKING PIPEAN 88 MPH MEATBALL FLOATING RIGHT THROUGH THE CHUTEARE WE SAYING NOBODY CAN ACTUALLY IDENTIFY THE FUCKING PITCH AND IT'S ALL GUESSINGCOME ON BRO
kek jasy
SKKKKoobie is on one today
>>154207047this, everyone is waiting for the salary cap to be put in place
jays actually have no chance lol, love this cope that were "getting injuries out of the way early"no, we're getting fucked in the ass later too, just getting raped now as well
Braves on top.
>>154207035If you are bottom third of the order, yes
>>154207048How about you win a World Series?
>>154206994>>154207049i see that and i agree sometimes i don't get that they don't at least is ready for it. sometimes it's literally a free pass for a strike for no reason
>>154207083But they sold more season tickets than ever, no refunds!
SCUBA!!!
>>154207001>based anon has spin all figured out and just needs to work on his four-seemerthat isn’t really the case here, that’s why I say he needs to work on his slider…
I unironically trust White Tyrone more than I do 2/3rds of this lineup
>>154206994>>154207049>>154207098you'd be screaming and calling him an idiot if he hit a popup on a 3-0 count
this team FUCKING SUCKS
scherzer has loaded the bases
>>154206401Dbags handling filthadelphia another L
love how we just dont have a second half of the rotation right now
>>154207097>Pre Dodgers Ohtani RingsAlright calm down whondid you even play>Post Cheating Scandal TrashstrosKek
Why are pitchers always grabbing their dicks in the middle of the game?
>>154207144rogers couldn't afford good players, pleas understand, they only have a monopoly on literally everything. do you want them to go broke???
>>154207151you wait to grab your dick until after the game???
>>154207048>wildcardThat’s for 3rd and 4th place losers.
>>154207151getting gunk on their fingers to doctor the ball
>>154207151precum helps your slider bite
>>154207118THAT'S FINE BUT UNWRAP THE GIFT BROTHA
>>154207151dick cheese is the new pine tar
>>154207118yeah because he's a bum then
>>154207161>2025 Braves>4th in division Uh oh Stinkee!
just fucking leaving an injured scherzer out then i see
If painter and Crawford are this good already I can't wait for Miller. Hopefully it lets us trade bohm or stott for a corner outfielder.
>yamkeks wasting challenges>jasy allowing knocks with the bases loaded no outsSkatin' Rays are taking the division
>bases loaded>0 outScherzerian
Angels might finally have an ace pitcher in Soriano, he has looked unhittable so far this season
>>154207183there's no one else that can pitch
>>154207189Wrong.
Lets go Soriano, carving this lineup up
>>154206928>Really?Go Rays!
>>154207190>>154207183literally why is he on the team? he was too old and busted last year and you guys dropped a fat bag on cease but then quit getting pitchers I don't understand
>>154207199>>154207207time to trade him
Aaron Judge is getting raped over at Kohl’s playing like this
>>154207189I think you're forgetting about another team
>>154207211he actually pitched well first game, then got an injury and is coping that he can play through it when he cant
>>154207218>Aaron JudgeWhat does he do?
>>154207189Source?
>>154207211it's this dumb cunt's fault
>>154207236gets raped, over at kohls
A Perazian Blast
PERAZAHALOS KEEP ADDING ON
Literal who's
>>154207220>>154207238You've been PEFFED!
MCNEIL IS KILLING US
kek resd
time to mantiply this loss
with heineman out, who are they going to wheel out to save this shit game
>>154207199Going to Angels stadium next week with a buddy to watch mah Poodres, where should I sit? I've done upper level 3B side and it was pretty poor desu. Thinkin RF field level to watch Jo
>>154207189How about the team with a winning record?
well 9-7 ain't so bad
>>154207252>Gunnar Henderson, Pete Alonso, and then a bunch of shittersWas he paid to tweet this?
>harptard
>>154207029Truth hurts
loooooooooooooooooooooool
>>154207252Angels Legend Taylor Ward
were the white sox of this year
BENGE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>outman>grounds out
the tWins are a good team
Rate my lunch
It was 1-0...
>>154207329i think you posted the wrong image, friend. you uploaded one of a portopotty
>>154207333we're watching the masters
>>154207215No, Moreno is shitty in other ways like overspending on washed free agents. He'll pay to keep his stars.>>154207269If it's not too hot I like the RF seats on top of the big wall (above where Adell robbed the first two home runs).
Soriano is elite
we're going to be down 17 by the time everyone is off the IL
apologize to benge
>>154207199imagine when >we add Grayson Rodriguez to the rotation
>>154207357What's gonna be the cope when everyone is back from IL and blue jays still keep losing?
>>154207342Tastes good. Piccata chicken w green beans and carrots
Uhh, what the fuck happened to my JaysiesAre all of our starters dead and shit?
>>154207377well thatll be late august so the season would have already been over
bases loaded for AdellPlease do it to them JO
>varsho the only one that can hitmeme game
scuba kek
holy shit elly lol
>>154207391Regressing back to the means
Why does the entire national league fucking suck?
>>154207391Never take the division from NY. It’s the Yankee curse.
>>154207391they heard during the WS that they're canada's team and they decided to play that way
>>154207391ponce, bieber, berrios and yesavage are outscherzer should be out but isntlauer should be in the bullpen, and should be out, but isntat least we have 2 of our 7 healthy, at the moment at least
my pie rats :)
Cusb kyk
Grichuk got sneeded
>>154207376Don't forget last year's second overall pick was a college starting pitcher, plus Kochanowicz is looking good too. >We might actually have a strong rotation in another year or two.
>>154207413NL atleast has one good team (the Dodgers). literally everyone in AL sucks
>Getting swept by the coneheads AT HOME Cubbie doo
This team was in game 7 of the world series :/
>>154207413balanceit's usually the other way around
>>154207442Mets are good too
That's long Mcgone
>>154207459they're about to get swept by the Dodgers
He leads MLB with 7 dingers. now we just need 2 or 3 new starting pitchers
>>154207329>>154207386these microwave meals you keep getting look awful, like jays pitching awful
no offense and freddy 5 inningsthis should end well
>>154207486i knew this buck would find his swing
>>154207439Yes i understand that Bremner is gonna come up fast
>outman>makes the out
>Phil Garner, 3-time All-Star who managed Astros to '05 pennant, dies at 76press F
Grissom should have challenged
>rays bunting AT Jazz nowI didn’t know you could actually influence the exact location of a bunt
>>154207534you never played knothole?
>>154207365I'm a big Benge and JAV fan. Not together, though. I don't want Benge in my JAV.
>>154207534sure you just tap the right stick towards the base you want it to go
>>154207534This is baseball terrorism
>>154207534??? It's a collision and you can orient the wall
>>154207501I thought he would fade into obscurity
>>154207534buntchads keep'em guessing!!!
Brett Baty is a fucking country bumpkin who didn’t know what running water was until he went to college at George Wallace State
>jizz can't even jump
>jizz
>>154207624Oops! I guess we’ll trade him to Texas.
the joe mantiply experience>two perfect strikes>then 3 balls>then fuck I gotta th- oh, its a single
>yankees fan doesn't even conceptually understand a buntYou simply can't write this stuff
>>154207624>Brett Baty is a fucking country bumpkinthere's just no place for that in Lindor's locker roomThey should trade him to the Angels (a republican owned team)
>>154207644what other baseball secrets should we keep from the yankees?
>bullying jizzmore like the tampa bay rayCISTS
>jizz chimpcum
>>154207645i’ll advice you
>>154207644uhhh based
>>154207630>>154207631That was hit 100 mph, let’s see you catch it.
Brett Baty for a Caden Dana and Kyren Paris
[Reassuring News] Lukes didn't swing at a pitch.
>>154207670Pay me 50 milly a year and sure
>>154207658Log off immediately
Dodgers fuck ya!
>>154207670get you head in the game jazz, you can't be posting just because you won't bat this inning
>eloy leaves AAA>instantly forgets how to swing
yeah i'm thinking my tigers are back
>cubsdidn't every critic pick these frauds to win the division?
okay Freddy's looking better after the 2nd & 3rd innings
For me, it’s the Orioles minor league affiliate. The Norfolk Tides.
>>154207720?
>>154207732For me it's the Pittsburgh coneheads
broadcast team stuffing their faces instead of talking about the game anymore
>>154207740Good font, great colors, nice logo, just needs to rework the mascot into a badass merman, a shark, an octopus, etc. 8/10
Kerry bonds
>>154207696based sausage girl
>>154207766I like the mascot, I’m a Baltimore girl.
>>154207789>I’m a Baltimore girl.
attaboy venezuela
Holy shit my tigers own this bum shan'ty lawlcantara
>RISP Sox
>>154207789Mascot is much cooler in-person. The seahorse is too wimpy, IMO (a girlie from Chicago)
>>154207764the ballpark skyline is actually pretty decent, i don't blame them
My child will type sneed
AA Binghamton
it's safe to say with certainty that the 2025 blue jays was a fluke
>>154207789>im a baltimore girlHeh this reminds me>driving to FL>stop in Maryland for a night>refilling gas near Giant>walk in to pee>drop my pants>some gay nigga with aids appears and says “Welcome to bodymore”>he proceeds to suck my dick aggressively
Mike Trout blessed this man with a 2 minute conversation that changed his life
>>154207872this is true, i was the dick
You think there will be fines given out to Manfred when he gets caught tampering with balls and equipment to injure the jays or will he just be sent straight to the gallows for his crimes against baseball?
The Pittsburgh Pirates will win their division.
>>154207872and then everyone's ass clapped
>>154207903if anything he will receive a medal. fuck those faggot blow gays.
>the $4 billion doyers struggled with this poo gay team
>>154207903Blue jays have always been terrible. They got lucky against the Stankees and had a cakewalk ALCS with the AA Mariners + prime Varitek.
>>154207740Sup
>>154207872That's a pretty aesthetic hat
>>154207903He will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom
>>154207943Now THIS is a kino mascot
Turner isn't shit today
>>154207943>Gwinnette Stripersheh, cool as well but the green is very swamp colored, kinda like algae.
What's the Mets excuse, really?
Baseball needs more green teams
>>154207987Fuck my boricua ass
>snekeks>gallen
Give those chihuahuas a chance!
>>154208022source???
KEK STINKEES
RICED
>25 million dollars a year on a reliever who’s fastball goes 88 mph
>>154208022I really wish the D-Backs didn't go away from their purple color scheme
Damn tough luck
>rays stadium devoured the ballRICED
>>154208078PLEASE do not post pics of me on here
PLEASE MAKE A WEBM OF THAT
tyb sKKKKKKKoobs
faggorbacks kek
>>154208070More teal/purple/green is absolutely the way to go. I don't hate Dbacks current colors but their CCs mog em
angels legend Brock Burke
Rays are back at Tropicana? Neat
24/30 ballparks RICED.
maybe coastals are right about fly overs
alright yeah maybe this team is just trash afterall
Just execute the Cardinals pitching staff by firing squadSpare May and O'Brien I guess
>erm actually it’s a ground rule doubleRICED3-1.
a BELLINGERIAN contact slap rbi
>starting pitches is throwing a gem>manager removes him after 7 innings>reliever goes to shitManager always gets killed for this
>she's been doing that for 2 games in a row non stopi have tears and snot in my face rn
a JAZZIAN productive out
let’s go faggot mike!
time for the rays blowpen to fuck the game
>>154208187Managers should have to challenge a random fan to a fistfight to pull a starter after 6
Why isnt Tampa just walking Stanton to set up the force out/double play?
I was molested by uncle throughout my childhood. Every time he did so, he would wear cardinals gear
StrikeoutTwins challenged (pitch result): James Outman called out on strikes. 1 Out
>>154208214Surely you mean unfuck
a STANTONIAN groundout rbi
Veteran at bat from Stanton
>>154208238scuba kek
>>154208246stinkees wining = game is fucked, the game is currently unfucked but will be fucked soon
>>154208022I prefer purpleRockies are based
a WELLSIAN lineout
>>154208216Based
>>154208238My rapist wore a Matt Estes jersey>iykyk
Hey, at least this year after our SP dies on the field, the bullpen is doing a good job keeping us down 7 instead of 12 or so.
Is the whole state of FL infested with NYers?
>>154208285xBA of .700 on that lineout. Tough.
>>154208293>My rapist wore a Matt Estes jerseyhttps://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=estes-001mat
>>154208303yeah they like to move there when they retire
>>154208303(((NYers)))
>Commercial BreakI think not
oh baby a triple!
>>154208163surely pallante is gone soon
>>154208303Probably go down there for the winter and for retirement like most people
>>154208351I am very jealous, my broWe got the weed too but the weather is MAID inducing
>>154207808kek so true
>>154208353nigga they didn't pull Svanson until he gave up FIVE FUCKING RUNS in the 9th yesterday. Ollie MarLel just doesn't fucking care
Rays put themself in contention with their offseason. They always had good players. Just wasn’t enough. But yeah now that the Jays are dead that spot can go to the Rays.
S1gh
thats mistah 0.080 lukes ta you
Why is all mexican music just noiseI like Gimmy but his walkout song is just <mexican style noise>
murakami is a bust
AL east is absolutely grimey filth this year.
>>154208351this is a vape general
uhhh it's definitely a hybrid gummy genny
>>154208453>makes you cough up bloodYou need the tolerance for it.
>>154208443Banda is based. So good they named a pitcher after it
oof jesus
>/mlb/ the video game
>>154208429look at my lil twins go man Just a gritty bunch of ball players
love varsho realizing the season is dead already and now hes just statpadding to get a largest signing next year
>>154208388well he doesn't make roster moves but yes that was malpractice lol
>>154208512Mets will sign him and Jizz Chimpson Jr.
>>154208500giant purple baseball bats
>O'Hoppe hit in the nuts AGAINgod damn that's like the third time this season
David Stearns paying other teams to take McNeil and Nimmo so he can play Marcus Semien and Jorge Polanco
Cum on cubies!
>>154208500>/mlb/ the video game
>>154208512>the season is dead alreadyI feel like other than the absurd amount of injuries, the jays have pretty much started this season off the same way they started last season
lmao
McMahonian lead off single
we are 4/5ths of the way to nu tho.
Never seen it be that close before what the fuck, there's no space there.
>>154208553theyre playing like ass but the bullpen is elite and whats what fucked us last year, but the SP injuries are going to completely kill any chance of coming back at this rate
>>154208537how long until cohen sells the team?
kek, perfect fit!
>>154208500
>>154208571oh man i do not miss bally
>>154208566McChicken got doubled off :)
>>154208571that's apparently within the margin of error for the abs system too so its kind of bs
>>154208571I think there should be a grace zone where if the ball is within .'25 the ump gets the call.
>>154208577I think they'll be fine
The Mets are like how some casinos have Carrot Top, Circus de Soleil or Mayweather fightsThat's basically what it is for Casino Steve
>>154208571when its this close you shouldn't lose your challenge
>>154208607This is technically Angels TV, they started their own network. They're just reusing the assets from Bally/Fanduel for now.
>>154208582How much will Cohen give Jazz this winter?
>>154208645huh. didn't know they would allow that
productive bunt
>>154206411>large attractive
the rookie does it again
>>154208658MLB has been acquiring the rights to broadcasts from the regional players, Mariners killed off ROOT but basically only the actual cable station people got fired. The production and commentary people and stuff is all the same.
uh oh, stinkees
Mariners legend Ben Williamson with a knock against the yanks.
fuck the dodgersgo rangers
>>154208658It's a last minute thing that got settled like 2 weeks before the season started. They bought out fanduel. I'm sure they'll probably get their own graphics and stuff later. Some stuff got leaked that they're trying to get some different names trademarked.
>>154208697yeah they kept all our on-air talent except annie sabo too
Blue Jays lost
RBI BUNTRBI BUNT
varsho wants this one
how many runs off of bunts do the rays have in this series
STINKEES KEK
Alvarado you fat fuck
stankeedoos losing, what gen 3 starter do I choose?
>>154208607I wish these networks would make a clone of the old Fox Sports mini scorebug. That was perfection, told you everything you needed to know and took up no space
>mets getting shutout by the A’sFAGGets kek!!!
>>154208632All umpies should explode.
>>154208770you might be right, we probably didn't appreciate what we had
Oh non onin non ono NL no
They Mets will eventually figure out that they are not a bad teamYou are all overreacting
[Great News] we got another run
>>154208800>the one guy still fighting the AL vs NL console war
good lord man
POOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO groundout
when okamoto is up with a runner on base they should just count it as an automatic out to save us the time
>Mest
oh wow, great play erased by catcher's interference
>>154208770which one
LOL MEST
>The New York Groundouts Ahahahahah
Okamoto looking tired...
>>154208846bauer gregorius
KEK MEST
MY A'sies
There shouldn't be a scorebug on the game. You're fault for not paying attention/tuning in late
>>154208796it's just better than all the bally derivative graphics by orders of magnitude
fucking useless rays fuck this faggot sport
A JUDGIAN BLAST
how does david stearns build a worse team every year?
>>1542088752017-2021 is also my favorite
JUDGED
Explain to me why you would put a pitcher out there with a 10 ERA to face their best hitter? Like how do you come to that decision?
mesttrannies OH NO NO NO
>>154208846god the present one is such a fucking abomination
>1987we just won the World Series last year, the goal is to win a championship every year>1988or at least every other year, maybe 100 wins, fully operational death star>1989okay, new goals>1990the goal is to win the division every year>1991this time, this is the year>1992I mean, this year>1993new goal is to win the division every year59-103, welp>1994strike? maybe every other year>1995we have a lineup of hairy monsters (Piazza + Hundley)>1996we are the most analytical team in the sport>1997new goal, winning the division isn’t important>1998just have to get to the postseason>1999wild card is a crapshoot>2000Subway Series, we’re back baby>2001new goal, winning the pennant isn’t important>2002I’m rolling it back, you know, because>2003wait till next year>2004new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2005we have a lineup of hairy monsters again>2006division title, this is our year>2007new goal, winning the division isn’t important just don’t collapse>2008just don’t collapse on the last day again>2009wait till next year>2010we are the most analytical team in the sport>2011new goal, winning isn’t important>2012just have to get to the postseason>2013new goal, .500 would be nice>2014wait till next year>2015NL Pennant, this time this is the year>2016or at least make the playoffs again>2017injuries? welp, maybe every other year>2018deGrom Cy Young, we’re back>2019new goal, wild card is a crapshoot>2020short season, whatever>2021new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2022101 wins, fully operational death star again>2023biggest payroll ever, analytics machine go brrrrrr>2024NLCS run, we’re so back>2025wait, what happened?>2026xwOBA + HR - wRC / Cohen dollars + xWTF = still no ring, no run prevention, you know, because wait till next yearAre the Mets fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
kek jizz
a FUDGIAN garbagetime homer
>swept by the As>shut out twice>Mest
"we"
alrighttt
Are the A's a good team?
>>154208930> yeah, make it 3d for no reason. good> now capitalize everything and make it look like a call of duty game from 2013> perfect!
>>154208940He’s retiring with the Mets after they sign him for $380 million 9-years
If Nathan Lukes gets to say he's on the jays, so do I.
Harper hearing up this month
Does Recker have a woman’s body?
>>154208990yes, in the sub-basement
>>154208991Oakland owns New York
>>154208970
>>154208967>Are the A's a good team?The A's are a good team, a positive team.
>getting sweptOnly in Poo York!
roki on the mound
>>154208990shut up, bitch
ACKmed is elite now.
I never said that
>>154208930I don't think it's that terrible, they could have done one similar to bally sports
I hope Logan isn't shit today, but it isn't looking great!
SWEEPgg yaks
BOONEIAN
>>154208770Even if the jays lose I can sleep happily tonight knowing that the stinkees also got btfo
In one game, Eloy now has as many hits as Lukes.
UH OH STANKEES
>>154208991>stinkees>poo york
Fucking retard!
THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN~THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~
Surely this is Roki's last start in MLB right?
>swept by the A’ssMests kek
>>154209063UH OH ROKI
Where is nu tho?
>ump interference runner can't advance O KEK
>10 hits>2 runsDA JAYS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA MIDGET PICKED OFF
UMPIRE interference????What the actual fuck?
new >>154209152
FINALLY a good inning from Logan
Based SasaKKKi
phillies kek
>it should be 1-0 if not for the umpire being a faggot
>Adolis Garcia popped into a double playOh Jesus what happened
We had one kick at the cat, and we blew it last year. What a mess.
