SERIE A ROUND 33>Friday 17th April 202618:30 US Sassuolo 2-1 Como20:45 Inter 3-0 Cagliari>Saturday 18th April 202615:00 Udinese 0-1 Parma18:00 Napoli 0-1 S.S. Lazio (ongoing)20:45 AS Roma - Atalanta>Sunday 19th April 202612:30 Cremonese - Torino15:00 Hellas Verona FC - AC Milan18:00 Pisa - FC Genoa20:45 Juventus - Bologna>Monday 20th April 202620:45 Lecce - Fiorentina>Previous:>>154225757Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, visit your local brothel and stay Hummus-pilled.
Negerzoen
negru
nihao
miss him
I hate the shadows so much
Højlund hasn't managed one successful run behind the defenders, how are all Napoli players so slow?
>>154266678t. Alan Wake>>154266665>raging retard>flaming bbilanista cringelord>relentless baitpostingIt moved to Denmark, it's not even subtle with both flags having a white cross on a red background
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GODO
>>154266678what did he ever do to you?
am i retard or shouldnt that be red
Cuckagni
zacca you shite bastard, was such a shit penal
Dafuq was that rebound shot
>>154266766>>154266772>>154266812Zaccagni cancelled Cancellieri's second goal.
Napoli are playing trash.
At least try to get it somewhere near the corners...
>>154266878cant wait till he's gone next season
>>154266864Chances are Cancellieri was inside the area before the kick, it's very hard to get there in time to beat the penalty taker to the ball otherwise
If he was Brazilian he would be named sarrialdo
Saying "Sarrinho" with an exagerated Brazilian accent is more fun that it has any right to be
napoli are throwing it away against sarri cos they want him to replace gonde who goes to nt
Half-time.
Mauricio Sarrincha da Silva
going to sauna.cmon lazio score some golerinos
Pedro Sborro
https://x.com/REBHFun/status/2045502185677508611If there's any game that should've never and I mean never had a PC release that would be Pragmata, it's too cute for the pc groypers degenerates
oh yeah basic baby 88
0 points lost to Nabule
Zingaro-on-Zingaro violence.
surely naulin becomes the starting striker after todays experiment >spurs 1-1 heh
Conte going on about how napoli is bad because of injuries. Gets all their guys back and are losing at home to Lazio and looking trash doing it
This is an ILLEGAL war on Mordor. We’re told Sauron “poses an existential threat,” yet somehow this involves sending hobbits 1,500 miles to a volcano. Regime change in Mordor will only create a power vacuum filled by worse orcs, maybe even Uruk-hai. Sauron is bad, sure. But is he “march to Mount Doom” bad? Meanwhile second breakfast is underfunded. Tell me again how this puts the Shire first? >>154267472Wtf, you saved it!
>>154267472Didn't he lose 2-1 in one of those games
If he was a cringe COD youtuber he'd be called Giovanni Malagoodo
feels weird having a keeper strong and confident in the air
Was leaving basic out of the squad a galaxy brain move by sarri? He already knew the squad was thin and injury were inevitable. He knew that basic is pretty much zingaro Veron but needed an extra push to fulfill his calcio destiny.
now I want a milan and roma win and juventus loss. Keep things interesting
cunnu
A Lithuanian shitpost is how I find out picchia isn't a nationwide word
>>154267658For me, it's bernarda
>>154267658>mboffa ah yes the new udinese signing
>>154267658>bregna :DDD
Whats Napoli's fucking problem
>>154267735how much money did you lose?
HYSAJ??????????
Hysaj mentioned
lazzari is fast but made of glasshopefully they will sell him to cremonese Pedraza will join in the end so all good
backyess cmon laziooo
Are Inter officially champions now?
This Alisson lad smells like brazilian fraud
sell hysaj (if you can) sell gigotsell zaccagni (if good money arrives)
>>154267920+9 atm so will take few more games. depends on how hard nabul and bbilan choke their games too
>>154267938Hysaj is out of contract>>154267947+12
>>154267978bbilan can catch up a little. yeah nabuls is +12
>>154267978Basic needs renewal
>>154268024bbilan is 24 points behind
nuno has really improved defensively, motta may as well have not turned up it was that easy. could and should've scored 2 or 3 more
>>154268059based
>>154267947There are like 5 games left so they only need 1 win right? With Napoli dropping so many points
>>154268080who will start nuno or pedraza next season
nice job lazio.
If Lazio plays like this next season even without a mercato they can comfortably compete for the scudetto
>>154268115nuno LB and floriani RB
>>154268132some director just said team is not build for sarri yet
I like Cancellieri more because he is pacey and physical unlike Isaksen which is good with dribbling and long shots but weak minded
>>154268174and? sarri won a scudetto with the worst juve ever seen with a 12 points advantage before they lost them all in the final post scudetto games
>>154268219*used a bioweapon to stop a dominant Lazio*
>>154268219there was gobbi refball there
Gila>BremerdGoodnight
>>154268244There always was, they even killed Scirea because he felt bad and wanted to expose Israel and Elkann in 1982
>>154268138floriani lol
>>154268288Yeah bring back the father, rape is not a crime
>>154268288fenomeno with sarri like basic
>>154268331Have you installed some spicy Pragmata mods yet
>>154268354I don't think there is rnsherry mods are great tho
If you had the chance to, would you run over a billion stray dogs with no repercussions
it's so childish to deform names adding shit piss poop gay grim etc in them yes so fun
>>154268442black, chinese, indian, nafri, arab behaviour
>>154268442id eliminate every domestic dog sincerely and make owning a dog a crime
>>154268505Those eat dogs, I just want to kill them. I stumbled on a /v/ gore video with a german shepard getting tortured and I almost jizzed my pants lol
>>154268514What about cats?
>>154268526yeah but what does that have to do with dogs
Ban all dogs except the German ones.
>face mogged>frame mogged >height moggedoof
>>154268545id make a limit of owning max 1 cat per family
>>154268825>face dogged>frame dogged>height doggedroof
New sfinter donatore : Michele d’Aldobrandini Rothschild
Schizokino
>>1542689063-defenders scheme literally death sentenced footy
>>154268906name me a better Serie A midfield than Roma's
>>154268947The /seriea/ schizo and his personalities
>>154268947grimstante makes me very angry
oof, a finnish dude died in a severe crash at Nurburgring
>>154268947jj next season
>>154269027forgot pic
what player would you poach from relegating Tottenham?apart from the obvious Muani
>>154269043Bigger crash out than an Allegri team in april
Riomma :(
>>154269075pedro sborro or simmons (was linked to lazio a few years back)
>>154269075Palhinha, nothing flashy but useful once you have to lock a game down. Also Simons would destroy Serie A but I cannot prove it.
>>154269075Van De Ven and Romero, put them both in Inter, and all of their reliability issues are magically solved.:)
i think atalanta has the edge here. they know gasp system by heart
>obvious Muani
KWAB
gud shot
a very ciro-like gol
>>154269140i dont think they own him>ynr udogiei have visions of grim mercato news
Conceding to Atalanta? Wouldn't happen to MY team
>>154269075Udoggy (desperate need of a LB) and maybe like a Van der Ven or Porro
A non-manlet GK would have saved it
>>154269305this is classy actually
soule is so gud. rube was mad giving away so many quality players
>>154269343name all the quality players
Which TD was it again that sold off all the Next-Gen talento's for peanuts? Soule, Huijsen etc.
>>154269373Huijsen, Muharemovic and Soulè could have all been good for the team desu. Can't even lie, >we were fucking retarded by giving away so many young players for disappointing signings.
Did I tell you people about the time YouTube suggested a really lewd Italian song to me? I couldn't believe my ears, and when I checked to see when the song was made it was very old.
>>154269290wjy would you need a LB if serieass game downgraded to a 3 CBs shitfest?
>>154269404Muharemovic can be bought back for half the price, for Huijsen they should've sold him for much more but otherwise he's very meh. Soulé is good but very inconsistent, the one and only player that this club should've kept is Barrenechea
>>154269404>rarting MuharemovicCan we not?
bretty gud dried meat
>>154269140lmao I now remember the Kevin Danso schizophrenia Thanks Grimtoli
>Missing thatMy estimation of Marlen as a striker has just plumitted
Malen Brando
>>154269437Because even if he doesn't play in a 4atb, he'd likely be a more defensively reliable LWB than Cambiaso.>>154269447>>154269454Even just getting more than pennies would have been worth it, >we sold these guys to sign the likes of Poopmeiners or Luiz
>>154269521He fucked up on Brighton's equalizer and probably doomed Doddenham to relegation
>malen>meme sharawy
>>154269454This is what happens when you watch jjs defence
how much would gulu cost lol
OpendArknights: Endfield>>1542696362 ACLcoins
entertaining game so far
Back when pioli was coaching Milan the seriea was the best league in the world entertainment wiseNow everything is tainted
LAUGH AT GASPARCINI HAHAHAHAHHA
golazo
very nice gole
very gud calcio whole half
Fresh jJ rumour batch
Jj xisters, svrely you can still catch up to Sprinter
Jokic chuds already losing
A Bosnian post about Juventus?
malen very hungry for goal. shoots every chancebig waste from roma that header.
>TwINgoYAMAUCHIIIIIIIIIII YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
more defensive now
>tsimikas againSeriously what the fuck happened to little angelo
>>154271203I read he was infected with some flesh-eating amoeba and lost like 16kg of muscle mass
>>154270302grimaldo
???
>>154271420i need translations
cristante 12.4 km run. impressive
>>154271516He's elite
A maximum of 1 point to be lost against Roma and Atalanta.
>>154270302>Darwin NuñezThis dude has been hot dogshit since he left Benfica, he'd be even more allergic to scoring than Openda
both were happy with point. first half was kino
>>154271637Yeah I'm sure they are, if jewe wins tomorrow they will be +6 on riommetta and +9 on bricklayers
A sfinterista with 0 IQ? You're telling me for the first time
Grim
>>154271741i hope they lose tommorrow now kekthen its +1 for both teams
Successfully dodged Gnabry rumors for the upcoming summer merdato
>>154271741What living in swamps and bathing with all sorts of magical forest creatures does to a mf
Alvarez is an insane player
>>154271773+4 when you count the moral points
>>154271849Yeah but Openda clearly looks worthy half of his pricetag
>>154271839There is literally nothing wrong with living in a swamp and it’s antisemitic to say there is.>>154271849But Jj just had to get Vlahovic…
>>154271925could be bad if it goes -2. then its one loss away from surpasso
inter and lazio won. good gior so far
>>154272165How do you feel about Orban losing in favor of the other commie
>>154271849Needs to move to the north east
>La Gazzetta dello Sport highlights on its front page that Dusan Vlahovic, who is described as having an expiring contract, is considered more than a temptation for Milan under Max Allegri. Juventus CEO Comolli has postponed the renewal of the Serbian striker until the end of the season, and Milan are reportedly ready to finance the operation with the sale of Nkunku to Juventus.If the fat Albanian successfully dumps Nkunku on jJ I’ll never say another bad word about Albania
>>154273208Literally why would Jj want Nkunku lmfao
>>154273208Imagine if it's a Yildiz Nkunku swap imagine the melt here like seriously imagine
>>154273480>Black>FrenchComolli’s type if Kolo Yutani goes elsewhere
>>154273540Gazzetta says Comolli is ready to offer 45n
>falling for such an easy baitWhy are Jj retard like this
>€11,5m/y>have to sell at €30m ore more to avoid minusvalenza (€38m on a 5y contract)Good luck selling that lole
Anytime I have a bad day I remember pic related and how those children died of a painful dead to cancer and I immediately feel better.
>>154273778In this case the correct term for the financial transaction would be Minushabensa
>Lois Openda will cost Jj 92M over 5y
>>154273960>>154273981Don't ignore this post >>154273945
>local nabulefag mad afyep, sounds like gonde should ask bresident de laurendiis for more bremier league rejects or he quids :DDD
>>154273996>18.5 M/y for a benchwarmer
New Simerdone choke is up, let me check his DNA real quick
/seriea/ consensus on basque independence?
>>154274229The PS3 of wannabe independent nations
>>154274229you dropped your kippah dukkio
as punishment, Simeone is making his players sleep on haystacks tonight
>>154274229I rate Oyarzabal for all it's worth
>>154274319He made me shit myself during that Euro 2020 match with that missed header so no
>>154274290t. Vlaams Belang voter
Amplifico mufa
Vlaams Noalang
Vlachs Belang
>>154274337would be odd to mock melonvoters and others who fell for it again only to vote for Vlaams belang wouldnt it
>>154273945DONOTIGNORETHIS
smell that stencheven dogs have ranhere they launchthe filthy nabuletansoh you cholerous, quake landslidesoap on you was never ever applied
>>154274607Well you tell me, are VB voters known for their ideological consistency?They could be rating Douglas Luiz one minute and shit on Kalulu the next for all we know
>>154274808Duccio there isn't only one Belgio, I'm the one who rated Luiz and he's the one who hates Kalulu (has been hating him for a damn while too kek)
>>154274833wtf youre supposed to keep it a secret/ hide it
>>154274833Please understand, the current Duccio (nèe Ihattaren) has yet to grasp it
If a top 4 team loses to a relegation candidate there should be a lottery wheen spin which would allow the two teams to swap places in the standings
>>154275609if the intention is to turn calcio into a more amateurish circus where the incompetent idiot becomes a trisomic force to be reckoned with, all you have to do is unveil new TelecomItalia wiretaps
The crystals Annekee sold me just resonated, this can only mean that Juventus plays in less than 24 hours from now
>>154275939that's obviously post-surgery matthijs
That film where Scarlett Johansson leads unsuspecting men into that black space and skins them but it's Annekee
>>154275939can't figure out which middle distance runner with a sunbraised face she resembles, but it's definitely blonde Amedeo Minghi showing up at Sanremo contrary to customary modesty
>>154276467Hodgkinson? More so her than the likes of Bol or Klaver despite the shared nationalities
I did not know this lol>https://youtube.com/shorts/lz8raIF9zQY?si=CGBgaF6jitbzFWvo
>>154280454there's hope for the danejeet yet
>>154275685
>>154280454Should the bible be used to predict serie ass results
>>154281620Telecom Italia illegal dossiers from the 2000s is entry level Serie A heritage.Do you think Italian football has suddenly started to suck just because someone has forgotten how to dribble drobble or how to overcome the packing rate?
>>154281319The one behind the touchmine account on X?
No... no, don't tell me it's happening tonight...
>Kalulu 2029 is almost upt. Tuttosborrt
Zingaro thinks he deserves more money than the n10 who actually played and performed?id let him go and give the ammount he asks to lewa instead just out of spite
>>154275685No intention is to relegate bbilan after they lose to verona but feel free to project your jealousy of Inter and lack of skill onto my post
Can he save the Italian calcio team?
>>154282303no one has ever envied your club neither in the past nor since the San Luca committee took over, scum rat
Kek trump just said that if allegri gets a punticino against those black bvlls of verona it's the biggest miracolozzo sportivo since bonucci carrying shitaly to an euro title despite chiellini, chiesa, and other abominations in the team
Bonucci scored an offside goal and celebrated. This is your example of bbilanismo.
/seriea/? more like /welovestickingthingsintoourasses/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
PC gaming was a mistake
>>154282674Muskiest and smelliest Lazio fan thinks this is very funny
>>154282681The number of likes matches the total number of Lazio's season tickets sold too
15 minute gaming cities
word on the street is that there's calcio going on right now
>>154282421Him and Yan Diomande are platinum tier /americantalents/
>>154282421Upon witnessing the bunch of morons who run the national team, he'd rather flee Italy just as his parents did long ago
>>154282827How do you get the black like matter flag?
https://x.com/segnosempre/status/2045772514203189427He's right but riommers will seethe about it
love when guys are named Opoku, Odoku, shit like that, any Oku is a good guy in my book
The silverback poorfag
For me, it's Simone Lottici Tessadri
Ndo cazz'è Lina Solopoku
Lina Seppuku
Can't decide if pinguini tattici nucleari are richbvll or poorfag
Pragmata is dead space with cunny?!
>>154283267Is that Alcaraz
>>154283267Alcaraz bussin' that 'cut fr fr
>>154282524>>154282568>>154282642your mind on sundays double glass of zio mimmo's homemade winedont drink kids
>bbilan might end up buying kean
The annualized cost of openda and david you ask? that comes just short of 36m per year
let's go milan chads!
Okupenda
>>154283700what a travestywe need Agnelli back on the board asap
i will miss verona fras
Serie A image for this feeling?
Veronique is moist today. I wonder if she bothers bbilan as much as she complained at Jj.
If Milan wins this, they will win the scudetto.
Jordan Sborrdela claming victory any day now in milano
(Amplificate mufa pls)
Leao assist will trick them into giving this lazy grifter one more year to figure things out
>>154284445he's too important to the city's fashion week anyway to be let go without a second thought
>one giant slush fund to turn up with er tegame as De Scoglio's heirIt sure was worth it
palestriglio
>>154284395dunno someone said bbilan is 24 points behind inter
TrashWe are stuck with Shitlegri
A very Allegrian result
realistically speaking you can find better ways to spend your time
>Allegri threw the Udine game to make people stop demanding the 4-3-3 because he knew top 4 was safe A genius
>>154285193not just the top4 but the scudetto itself
>>154284279Is that Javier milei and eduardo elsztain?
>John Elkann has made a purchase offer for the Brazilian club Botafogo. The Brazilian club is currently subject to legal proceedings.>If Elkann succeeds in purchasing Botafogo, Juventus will have an affiliated club for nurturing talents from South America.Danilo, Arthur and Cabral IN
man late season seire A is depressing, kinda has a decrepit feeling
>>154285487it's why playoffs actually make the most sense
Allegri won.
sfinterbros...
La Cherka
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>donnaruma
how many more years before paperumma becomes elite?
>DonnarummaUnironically worse than Carnesecchi, shouldn't start for Italy
>Pep gives a shitalian player a chance (Mo, he’s the phenomenon of our generation. World class guranteed) >The shitalian shits the bed and leaks goals like some U12 third team elementary school goalkeeper
>>154286262He's a good shot stopper but with his feet he barely knows how to make a pass lmfao, Pep is a complete retard for not playing Trafford
Esterno di difesa contro le Arti Oscure
>>154286163>>154286290It was dollar’s distribution that lead to the bastoni red btw but Mo, we need to keep using him
Terzino Ferro
>all the clubs humiliated in Europe>national team misses the World Cup for the third time in a row>captain and most high-profile player in the national team makes one of the biggest papere of the season in an important gameThere's been better years for calcio
https://x.com/juventusfc/status/2045903904756433374/>sat next to OpendagmataOne final insult...
haaland to jJ
>>154287641Swap with a Botafogo gigatalento that Elkann will bring to Jj for 20 keanbucks
dollar redeemed
I was told that Bernardo Silva was washed
based ameriGOD killing children
KEKW
Kurpmeiners gole
>3atb>holm>cumbiaso>that midfieldlmao gg sborrogna I'm going to play some vidya instead of watching this shitty match
>>154289288
>>154289288Zingarova wins it as a supersub
>>154289306Based Snowrunner GOD
>>154288942I get it the soldier represents wiretaps and the sculpture [redacted]
if >we somehow manage to get Colombo to end the season in double digits goals >we deserve a monetary prize.
How many xMisses for The Saboteur tonight?
>FalconeHuh?
>>154289636I assume that this is attempted because no fucking way he actually has a good percentage of successful progressive passes lmfao
>>154289636Van Hecke's contract is running out in the summer btw, if Senesi doesn't work out then Grimolli should go for him.
progressive passes in the new expected assists
Poop done, calcio time
Half-Life 2 level RavenHolm
Mathematically speaking, David is bound to score a goal eventually, right
>>154290203α ≡ (√3 / π•2) √ξ″(γ1) (1 + √3 / (π•γ1)) = 0.007300225192
Boipucci spotted
RIP Manninger
Damn that was a good tribute I think
Kelly with an hypothetical pre-assist!
>>154290203Well
>>154290203>>154290210WTF, maths are real?!?!?
YUVEYUVEYUVE
>>154290203Statisticians would NEVER!
italiano moment
David and Openda have finally scored 10 goals combined.
*wastes a goal for an offside*
>kalulu has been so consistent this season, deserves an extension
anti Allegri bros
>>154290510Locatelli will top this stat, eventually
>>154290477Just heard a very loud "Amai zeg! Nee maar, 't is toch niet waar?!" from the direction of Antwerp
>>154290557>'tWhat could they be possibly be shortening?!
David moves like a truck riding through the Chilean mountains, make him drop weight or something
>
>>154290647Give him a brain and he's better than Yamal
>>154290609
>>154290647Conceicao moreira swap when
Comholmi
That Locatelli free kick reminded me of something
Has the "Holm O'Driscoll" meme been made yet?
holm alone
I hope Holmcastle isn't that injury prone because he's been really solid thus far
Frocioooooo
Holm was about to score a worldie, if Spalletti manages to make this team score its chances and go for 90 minutes I swear
Frociooooo
Anzi gobbazzo del cazzo.Tagliato.Amputato.Ebreo proprio.Jewentus.
How the fuck did he not control a ball like that lmao
aaaaaaAAHHHHHHH
FFS just score
>>154291030This team is gonna make me lose my sanity, I fucking swear
>>154291053Just you wait until Openda's second half performance
>>154291067Playing like Bayern but with the finishing of Lakaka in that CL final, so close to being good ffs
Half-time legal and regulated's
Half-time Claireposting
>>154290981come watch your spawn kick a ball about
Bit sleepy, we need Openda
He came, he saw, he cooked
THE ART SON
Most dangerous lead is active
>only the black players did the celebration
>>154291752Comolli is working on getting rid of the rest
>>154291782>Comolli is working>>>/x/
>>154291820
That miss from Rowe>Adrien Rabiot and Jonathan Rowe were involved in a violent, two-round "bar fight" in the Marseille dressing room following a 1-0 loss to Rennes in August 2025 . The brawl, described as a "street fight" by witnesses, involved an initial punch by Rabiot, a return fight, and a medical emergency where teammate Darryl Bakola fainted, leading to both players being forced out of the club
Conceicao is truly the Crimson Desert of our players
>>154291859>22-year-old AUSTRIAN defender Samson Baidoo
Extremely dummy rare Zingarova appearance!
>>154291953That's a pretty good description of him desu
9 goals and 8 assists this season for Muttuidi
>De Ligt cutting his dick offhuh
Yildiz with this haircut starts to look like a sexless grandma
>>154292219I'm baffled by how many people don't realize it's a copypasta lmao
He's UP. It's showtime folks
>>154292260I for one didn't, kek
Burn a disci....
Juve squad in 2025/2026 season
Keisuke goto to jJ
Zingarova I'm trying to shill you brother but you have to make an effort
>>154292415Go to where?
3 points earned but I forgot on which teams
>>154292415Hirooki Goto to Jj
Do people really enjoy Spalletti's Juventus more than Tudor's or Allegri's? It's all talk and no substance it's not cynical it's all for the show
>>154292609I'd rather watch darts than Juve matches lately to be honest
>>154292609>Tudor'sI mean...>Allegri'sYesWatching that shit felt like labour
>>154292660As it should be. What's the fun of watching tiki taka
Montella is at /clebbe/
Xenoverse 3 is up
>>154292609Yes, the players might choke in front of gole 9 times out of 10 but the sideways passing has been cut in half, even with Loca on the field.
>>154292701still better than all*griball though
The % are up
>>154292609About 20 times better than both managers mentioned in your post, still far from perfect and nervy at times but again, much less than under the other two mentioned. With some improvements in the squad it can get real good imo.
Pipi is selfish and doesn't like it when Ugabuga overlaps
>>154292748He's incredibly sweaty, almost Miriam tier
>>154292828Spalletti goes against the hard working dna of Juventus. Lippi won with catenaccio, Trapattoni won with catenaccio none of this sexy football bullshit
>Lippi>catenaccioTwitter was a mistake
Imagine owning a bottle of Miriam's sweat...
G R I MRIM
>>154293221Don't worry the winning streak starts next year, surely fra
Anyway how do you go about deleting a post?
Paris Saint-Germain 1 - 2 Lyon:)
>>154292609>Do people really enjoy Spalletti's Juventus more than Tudor's or Allegri's? not really the collective cope is funny so maybe its more enjoyable in a strange way>>154293356if your posts are as bad as mine the jannies will delete them for you
>>154293514Do you agree with me that Allegriball >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tiki taka ball
Goodnight /seriea/
Sleep tight, JjbrosNext week (7 full days) we're visiting the zoo of the city of Milan :)
sleep tight mashabros
>>154294072Bbilan reference?
>>154294100kek
There’s no way the de ligt being a tranny rumours are true, but that begs the question who created the rumour and why?
>>154294496Anon it's a copypasta
>>154294824Too difficult to understand for the danejeet, dumb it down a bit more
I saw De Ligt at a grocery store in Abkoude yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Negerzoenen in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each negerzoen and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>154295259trains is hard job.
>>154290430>>154291841>dude just cross it in the box lmaotough times lie ahead for the Vinny Italian Rating Club as word has spread that his team can't defend swinging crosses even against David and Thuram
>bench dildiz>winHmmm>>154294072Imagine what an absolute nightmare of a wife she is
>Jjust points after the 33rd matchday2025/2026: 63 (Tudor-Spalletti)2024/2025: 59 (Motta-Tudor)2023/2024: 64 (Allegri)2022/2023: 63 (Allegri)2021/2022: 63 (Allegri)2020/2021: 66 (Pirlo)2019/2020: 77 (Sarri)2018/2019: 87 (Allegri)
I miss Gaining-Hours-On-Belgio-posting sometimes
serie a would benefit greatly from explaining how calcio works through the use of pidgina large portion of the audience from rome and southward seems completely oblivious to the basics
>>154297765Not a foul, his aura clearly gets the ball
confession: i enjoy the 3-4-2-1>>154292609he has an understanding of how to win in the league + good man management, allnegru and motta had only one of those things each and tudor had neither, I’ve been pleasantly surprised
>>154299620 2nd tier general? Just a heads up in case you guys are interested>>154266543
>>154299659This is already a second tier general
Anyone taking the train today?
>>154300122Nihao
>According to El Nacional, Jürgen Klopp has requested a summer spending budget of $200 million (€170 million) if he becomes the new Real Madrid manager, with Juventus winger Kenan Yıldız being one of his most desired targets.Comolli’s nkunku money is almost secured
Golazo dildiz
Today we're getting a MASSIVE mercato rumor
Spalletti should find some random gypsy in the city centre, put him in a Zhegrova kit and see if anybody notices a difference
>>154301321I'm so disappointed man, thought he could do well but the dude doesn't even try
I don't understand why clubs always feel the need to buy and sell a bunch of players all the time Just sell the really bad ones and promote the young players from the b team
>>154299389>he has an understanding of how to win in the leaguei wouldnt call a guy who had a million attempts and needed everybody around him to kys themself to win a league expert desu
>>154301519I meant like, he knows how to win vs the usual serie ass gaspstein man marking defenses, all the pass and move shit he does is something they don’t have an answer to yet. He could probably win the league with a decent team but he’s not getting one with Grimolli in charge
>>154301519So, say >we fire Spalletti for some reason. Who would you replace him with that is more experienced and can improve this squad?
>actually playing well and winning with fucking David and Openda as strikers>talking about replacing himHe just extended his contract, fucking breathe some air and think about what he can do since he isn't going anywhere. If Grimolli pulls off even just 3 effective signings things can go well imo.
>>154301519His first stint at Roma was quite extraordinary tbqh and should have resulted in at least one league title, but it didn’t happen because the Tavaroli boys felt the need to settle a score
Hauge could develop into a clinical striker, sell him immediately!Tonali is the best Italian cm? Sell sell sell!Kalulu could develop into a dependable defender? Sell him to our rivals of course.Locatelli and pobega? Get rid of them, we don't want any Italians at our club!What's that? The best Italian keeper? Sell him.He's doesn't seem to care much and there's a 80 million offer from the oil state? Reject the offer.What else?
Whassup covo di juventini
