Dallas Frauds edition./hoc/vious: >>154273322
can I change my bracket bros I picked dallas
>>154275132STARS SUCK LEL
glad dylan is losing kwab
>st4rs
>with finns you-...
i think the stars still win but jesus christ lol
>dallASS sharts
Stuart skinner save our nights please if you can hear us
Colorado struggles against THIS?
>>154275159fyi heiskanen and lindell haven't been on ice when wild have scored :D
>>154275178ray looks like an old lesbian
whats the round up of the scores so far (not that is matters because my Famous Maple Leafs arent playing)
KEK WHAT A BUNCHA BITCHES>the dallas library
>heh
>>154275178KWABcharlie kirk looking ass nigga
>>154275159
At least my BrewGODS won. Fuck minnesota.
>>154275185no heiskanen at least was on the first goal
For the record we lost 5-1 to the Avs after a 7 game losing streak going into the playoffs last year so everyone calling this series to be over needs to chill a bit.
Remember when bud was acting like William Dufour was gonna be the next hottest player lmaoooo
>>154275212yes i remember all things bud particularly his won
was doing a victory tour for a gold medal you won riding the bench bad luck?
>>154275214Zamn!!
quinn needs to get some sleep
This is probably one of the worst games we’ve played all season. Shit timing but how many times have we been down 0-1 in a series? Not worried, but shit let’s show some fucking fight boys.
Jesus Christ DallasI seriously hope Otter isn't this bad for the whole round or Deboer gets vindicated
>>154275207weird, it wasn't a powerplay and both nhl and espn show that he wasn't on ice then
Stars lost to the flames in 2022
End this shit game early and show the Flyers wrecking Cindy’s gaping wound
I'm thinking the Stars need to score some goals if they want to stay in this game and win
>>154275214>sword collection
>>154275225>starsfag still spamming these because his team is getting embarrassed on national television faggot.
>Harley is -3Jesus
didney is locked in
>>154275238>>154275207Actually i was wrong, i got goals mixed
Dylan bros…
>>154275253It’s tape
>>15427525911M, no refunds
>>154275208>newfag stors posters making newfag post which will cause retarded politics faggots to shitpost about how the series is overEveryone is watching something else now
what even is a dallas star
>>154275283I guess Gary really didn't like this.
At least dallass is providing us with some good laughs
good thing the game's over because i have to run to the grocery store
Can’t see shit. Can’t hear shit.
gg bitch niggas
>>154275160I don't think so anymore.
Otter has crazy eyes, team is cooked.
turco is spinning in his grave right now
Has the chinaman scored?
paige chads we're living
>>154275325no
this is the most dangerous lead
>state of hockey>no cups
pucks in deep shots on net play the body
>>154275132Texas or sumthin
>>154275295great pic, can I save it?
>>154275344gotta play your own game
>>154275344you just gotta go out there and execute
>>154275283The official state of hockey anthem is probably more fascist than these guys are desu
>>154275349i agree with that.
>>154275356>>154275362
>>154275344need those dirty goals
Hockey would be a lot better if they got rid of all the armour they’re forced to wear. And guess what, they’re adding more next year (neck braces)!
I hope this blowout doesn't have a negative impact on jersey sales
stars sisters... copey is laughing at us again... we lost...
WALLstedt lettin' em know how to goaltend
>>154275381can't be afraid to dig deep in the dirty areas while playing the body
just broke my toilet seat kwab go wild
>>154275344put the biscuits in the basket
SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154275403Did you remember to flush?
chinaman scarrr
Comeback starting
my brother......
>>154275334What did you say bitch
brick wallstedt
>w1ld
>>154275415no i'm saving it for later
most dangerous lead
>it was 4-0
uh oh mini soda
Uh oh, does Dullas make the comeback?
It’s pretty wild how Minnesota have an NHL team (see what I did there?)
Most dangerous lead in hockey.
he WILL have his revenge against known asian-hater bill guerin
>the asianman looks the least dangerous What did the commentators mean by this?
Is there a whiter name for an asian then jason roberston
>>154275412
>>154275325yes bill, please pay attention to the game
4-2>4-24-2>4-24-2>4-24-2>4-2
well that's what happens when your back to back rebuild only had the oilers in mind. try again next year.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WTF
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP
fakers deserve the rope!
*logs into /hoc/ for some playoff hokkei*
>it was 4-1
>finnish forwards
>dallass
>>154275504it is 4-1
FUR IS MURDER
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 5-1!!!!!!
holy fuck hughes is dead
>>154275504it still is.
Ask your doctor
>>154275514>>154275525>fell for itKWAB
>knuck if you buck
>>154275347Built for Dougie Hamilton
why isn't the stars bimbo with the giant fake tits in attendance?
"You'll see that from Dallas, taking an extra shot"Bitch, EVERY team does that
>>154275562she's with me right now lol ;)
>>154275518bogged
>>154275571Nobody cares about your shitty PA matchup. Go jerk off in a Wawa you fat fuck
Gary is a criminal
based Minn goalie getting a shot on Rantanen
>goalie chimping
The only reason I’m happy right now is because if anything this had better prove to the management that they’d better give my boy whatever the hell he wants to stay here. What ROBO daddy wants ROBO daddy gets.
Finnish chimp
>>154275593>Everyone who hates the pens is flyersLol kwab
>>154275575based jap hoc poster
>Get the fuck out of my crease!
he do be trolling
I know Dallass are shit and frauds but I thought Minnesota was still worse
>>154275608nah its a burger weeb
Even I knew the stors were frauds
>>154275593brother the rest of us are all just enduring this stars/mild game until we get to the next interesting one
Why is the west so poopoo garbage
>>154275619He used to play for my team in Sweden and we're known for being shit stirrers and everybody else hates us. Fun seeing him getting into it, made me nostalgic
i do not care for those buttons on pk's jacket
>>154275594Oiler home games started at 10:45 local the last 4 years until the conference finals
>>154275608it's one of the muhhhh aviess faggot
>my>we're>us
why isnt gary at any of the games?
i'm thinking my mammies will blast through the whole conference
>>154275674no one actually watches nhl hockey
>>154275674He knows these games are shit
damn i fell asleep but doesnt matter 30 minutes until the maincard lets go flyersfrens!!
What did he mean by this? I thought his dad was a German soldier
>>154275674Someone has to direct the magnet operators
nine
TOO yellow
What pre-game shower stretching is Crosby making the team do?
>ypeepo fawn over this
>>154275689I searched up the word “soulless” in the dictionary and it just showed me the Utah Mammoth logo and referred me to the word “mormon”
for me? it's when the players LAAAY IT ON THE LIIIIIIIINE
>>154275750we call them>UATH round here
absolute shit games so far boys
>>154275674He's too busy whipping his interns for the retarded scheduling
>>154275707He and his dead were not on the best terms.
>>154275738asshole stretch
>rantanenby this point stankoven already had the gwg
who the fuck is this jagoff
saw paige is back thats cool. well work was dogshit so i'm not going to watch mania until later instead i'm going to get some beers and watch some playoff hockey with the boys bro's
>>154275707that’s because he moved to Hollywood to do gay porn for jews. His dad was rightfully disappointed
mikko not so mallikas
it's the battle of the bald coaches
>>154275811Max Resdefault
>>154275403toilet seats are habs or st. cloud
based trips getting the women out of the way early
>>154275833time to see who is balder.... and frauder
>>154275833dubas cracked the code by hiring a literal basedjack
marner's so friggin ugly
>playoff games are so much more different from regular season games! they players literally try 3% harder!!!!!oh, spare me
>>154275855*bows down*
Used to post here every playoff game but as the deep run losses continued the negativity grew to critical mass. Hilarious to the same doomers from all the way back in the SCF against TBL still saying the exact same stuff. Elite commitment to the bit. Nothing wrong with being critical but I’m talking negative people 100 percent of the time for half a decade straight. Seems exhausting
>>154275881good god, no wonder he keeps a clean shave
>>154275881he's golden now
>>154275811why do the flyers always have to sign ginger players?
>>154275883the games only get hard after 5-6 in a series and the guy against you knows exactly where to hit
BEHOLD THE KING
>>154275881Looks like Sam Jewman
>>154275904their colors include orange you stupid motherfucker
>>154275833The guy on the left can think of things you could never dream of
I am shocked but delighted that Wilde are beating Dallas so badly rn. not great for my bracket prediction but nice thoughbeit.
night 1 of mania sucks so far bros I hope the codester can salvage this mess
>commentators glazing Hughes turning over the puckSemen slurper
the players should do more triple axels
Streaming playoffs frenshttps://discord.gg/46FnDK3BBE
>>154275940>mania sucksalways does
CAM ON FLYERS, SCORE SOM FOOOKIN GOALS
suck my dick onhockey mods
>>154275954no one's joining your discord, tranny
>>154275940he always does
My Minnesota Wild are winning this game
>>154275954The legendary /hoc/ discord
hey guys what's up? I just got home from work and now I'm watching a playoff hockey game finally :)
>>154276009AND MY FATHER SAIDWHEN I WAS YOUNGER
It’s up
>>154276009welcome home :)
PING
That was Stars’ only good chance and they miss a wide open net lol
>>154276017>projectedlol who cares
P I N G
>my team goes down 0-1>no big deal just need to split on the road>my team goes down 0-2>not even a series until the home team loses>my team goes down 0-3>pressure's all on them now the boys will be loose>my team loses 0-4>we still won the story thoughproblem?
>>154276028Retard
Crosby must be an annoying bitch since Gudas injured him and no one reacted
>>154276017>goalt3ndersalready allowing 3ga for skinner is conservative at best
>somalisota players trip eachother>penalty on DallasNoticing
LET'S GET 'EM GOAT!
If your team made the playoffs, take advantage because my panthers will be right back next year This seasons eastern conference winner will have an asterisk, best player in the east Barkov , didn’t play..
>>154276039based glass half full chad
>>154276054yeah that was weird
holy shit how the fuck are stars getting btfo? I had them almost sweeping this series
>Remember me?
>>154276058why the fuck did he ever have that goofy mustache when he looks so much better without it
>>154276069Retard almost everyone had the series going to 7
>>154276054jealous your team doesn't know this loophole?
>>154276046he barely hit him
>>154275954Gravel is a queen
>5tar5
kwaDULLASSbitchpusy
>stor5K W A BWAB
>>154276084>barely hit himyet croshit had to leave the game. Curious
There will be no comeback.
imagine getting your fucking show run by the MINNESOTA WILD
>penguins wearing those dumbass yellow jerseysFucking why? It’s so over now
>>154276084He crushed him into the ice and put his whole body weight on his legs
an above-average amount of pirouettes being executed in this game it seems
Dalass >>>Fans leaving early in game oneBandwagon faggots the lot of them
I believe dallas can still win
>10 minutes remaining>half the stadium cleared outKek
>>154276046Olympics has pussy yuro rules, if you chimp out after plays like that it's an automatic ejection and suspension
>>154276078well he's not looking to be a faggot for you is he now you homo
welp, time to start throwing elbows dallas
Turns out my bracket is so stupid now, huh?
deboerbros, our boy was right all along
>>154276108I believe I believe thatI believe that weI believe that we canI believe that we can win
>>154276125my islanders won
>>tarasenko is on the wildSince when
>>154276125I'd like to imagine that he's sitting back in a comfy chair in his living room while silently chuckling to himself right now
where the fuck is the flyers game
>>154276125just like our laine
why does he look like a school shooter?
Dirty fucking somalisotas
>>154276132When he sandbagged an entire season to leave the dead wings
>eh gino!
>>154276125I was just talking about that earlier lol
>>154276132he's a real mercenary these days
>>154276139>shooterThe only thing he's shooting is his load in his car as he idles by the school
>>154276105>>154276115this is quintessential sunbelt hockey fandom. sums it all up.
>Penguins are wearing their piss colored third jerseys>In the playoffsSoulless
>>154276136Warming up
holy shit that stadium looks EMPTY
Fuck Pittsburgh
>>154276074who sorry?
>>154276157>piss coloredCrosby’s favorite color
my mamia and nuna are getting everything ready to make the sunday gravy tomorrow
>>154276136>for once Eastfags have to deal with ESPN thinking NHL games only last 2.5 hoursWelcome to life as a fan of a Western team, it gets really fun when the game before your team plays goes to OT
both pongs and flyers are shit neither deserve to be here
>>154276136>watching stream >its a pitt home streamfuck
>>154276172>Using the mascot of a the Comcast-owned hockey team famous for literally beating the Soviets off the iceBased historically illiterate tankie idiots
>>154276172BASED
look, I'm telling you, if your coach is bald and their coach is not, you will win the game. happens every time without exception
Brock Faber looks like the type of guy who has some material on his computer that federal agents would be interested in reviewing
im cheering for Pittsburg, but its the only gif i have
>>154276193oh shit I didn't realize NBCphilly had this.
>>154276190I'm a Flyers fan and I agree
>>154276199gritty has some good aim with those cakes, all things considered
>>154276172how mad does it make you we have more lees, owls, and eries
>>154276203i bet gulutzan wishes he was still under knoblauch and winning
>>154276203This makes me feel better about my own dome.
>>154276190metro is the kiddie pool now but it's cyclical like that
>>154276203Bald bros stay winning
>Back-to-back-to-back games>Literally zero breaks between themWhat were they thinking?
it's just 1st game jitters. surely they'll come back stronger in game 2 right?
>>154276236Why do you want there to be a break?
mhhh on nhl.com they said 8:00 pmhurry up
>>154276272What happens if one of these games had gone to OT?
>>154276272a mans gotta goon ya know
>>1542762788:25 goy
>>154276272He has to change his trump approved diaper
>>154276286Good thing espn has more than one channel>>154276287You can do that during the game
>>154276287just pull your pud while watching the gamestwo birds and all that
Imagine having your 3rd game be an EST game.
>>154276278babbys first playoffs
>>154276288don't goy me jew
>Dallas can't score 6 on 4KWABS
>Dallas pulled the goalie
>>154276199I'm the little girl cheering from above
DO the stars start desmith next game I wonder...and yes is the answer
>>154276297Think about poor Shannon
excuse me, i have a call for mikkocould someone find him on the ice
>>154276317me in the back
>>154276317me the mega Chad right behind them
>>154276324
darude - sandstorm
>>154276317dropped him when i found out he had a channel talking about pro wrestling
>8:25 puck drop for an 8pm game>It's still going to overlap with the prior gameIdiotic scheduling
Kek Dallas.
>dull6s
>pull the goalie>Get scored on
>ANOTHER one
>flush this game right away
>>154276354So fucking hot
MR JEFF JIMMERSON
anthem singer sucks
>game time 8:00 pm>puck drops no sooner than 8: 25 pmthe jews of epsn, folks
Minnesota has the highest percentage of child molesters per capita than any state
>>154276400cope he sings fast and isn't a fat black woman
time for the rare playoff risto
DROP TEH FOOOKIN PUCK
I THINK GRITTY SUCKS
classic dallass
>>154276400Many are hearing this.
got both games on in the background while I'm doing my usual Saturday 6-hour gooning sesh bros
>dullass thought they were going to sweep
i hope this game isn't SHIT
Flyers scaaarrrr
Now that the Stars have been raped and gaped on international television, inquiring minds want to know -- Did they like it?
Holy shit the Penguins jerseys make this unwatchableGary Teams really have no identity
>>154276435It won’t be
>inb4 the standard cope of how dullass always loses g1
flyers fans are just happy to be here :D
didney
Dirty fucking filthies
Zegrass hatty watch
based late hit
>break up the fight that fastFucking faggot refs.
Battle for PA
who are the philly goons now thst deslauriers is gone?
that "finishing check" was more late than the puck drop
>>154276413promising start
i'm supposed to think dubas is a genius when he's starting Stuart skinner?
LGP
Let em play refs we didn’t really need a penalty there
gonna watch this first period then hit the hayhope we get some goals real soon
>>154276479hathaway
>hitting 30 seconds after the whistleDid he answer the call?
>>154276487i choose to believe he just didn't hear the whistle
>honk honk honk
>>154276437blessed priscilla ricart poster
Crosby already concussed, tf was that pass of the Flyers skates
That PP was gay
Croshit is nervous
>>154276479Nobody has goons anymore, they all retired and zoomers are a generation of soft pussies who don't like to hit or fight or goon it up
>>154276472
>>154276520Just like my islanders
is the audio fucked up for anyone else? crowd noise keeps rising and falling and it's MAKING ME SICK
>>154276533Yeah espn is fucked up but the pens broadcast is normal
>dallASS
>>154276479zegras seems like a gooner
>>154276526ok boomer
what's for din dins?
>>154276533>>154276545>ESPN production>sucksmany such cases
>>154276526Go to bed and take your CHF meds, unc
>>154276565just had some chili and pepperoni rolls
>>154276565skin skin
>>154276565
>>154276565red baron pizza
>>154276565chicken and pasta just like nhl players
>>154276553Sneedgras is lowkey pretty dirty but he's a bitch too
>>154276589what a zesty thing to say
holy shit that would've been a retarded goal
6 7
>>154276589he wants some sloppy toppy from robo?
Battle of PA will be a great series even if it’s just the post game fan brawls
>>154276577kek anon thinks sausages are vegetables
Pens are dirty af.
>the shit game ends>good game is on>thread diesMany such cases
>>154276577
>>154276580patrician
>>154276605The chinaman is the twink throat goat in the league
>>154276589the heated rivalry fans all just orgasmed in unison
>>154276589Gary is instructing players to say stuff like this for the Heated Rivalry audience
>>154276620holy boomer meme
>Hurricanes: Wear their shitty black jerseys>Stars: Wear their shitty alt jerseys>Penguins: Wear their shitty alt jerseysWhat is going on?
>>154276589I have yellow fever too but you don't have to announce it like that
>>154276565frozen empanadas #Latino
>>154276642gary noticed he has way too many alt jerseys in reserve and is trying to move them
>>154276612>shit game is on>people are focused on posting>good game is on>people are focused on the gameVery puzzling
>>154276565spaghetti and alfredo sauce topped with sliced breaded fried crispy chicken cutlets
>>154276642Gary needs more jersey sales
>>154276565jacks cheese peetzer with seasoned mushrooms+baked bbq lays
>>154276660
>>154276660why post pics on google
How are my Wilds doing? I’m going to watch the replay so I hope its ok.
skinner ded
fuck off ref
>>154276660>translation: Kraft dinner and chicken tendies
ay, martone
stop the count! no goal!
Fucking faggot refs.
Bullshit refs protecting pittsburgh predditors
>killing skinner already
Scumbag fucking flyers
fix is in
THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL SKINNER
Blud was celebrating before the puck even went it. Was celebrating hitting skinner
>we live in a time where we are rooting for SkinnerGrim
this is more evenly matched than I thought it would be
>>154276733My penguins are a bit rusty
>asstards were clamoring over a 5-4 win a week and a half ago.Kek
nobody should be surprised anymore. taking out starting goalies is a goated tactic in the playoffs these days
>>154276702
>>154276724What incriminating evidence does skinner have against gary?
Skinner is now a good playoff goalie since he is off the Oilers. Maybe, I don't really know what I'm looking at.
>>154276733People are overrating pens and underrating flyers
>the Philly chimps
>refs keep breaking up the fightsWhat the fuck man.
>pens fans crying for a penalty on a completely clean hitwhat a bunch of faggots
REF DOWN
i hate the fucking penguins so much brosit's like they're gary's golden child and think everyone should just roll over for them because they have some ancient HOFers
Gritty should pour fent into the penguins bench
>Best game of the day>It's still shit
>pens have an advertisement for dicks on their ice
>>154276751skinner has always been a good playoff goalie
>>154276779leastern conference
>>154276779Cope
ok this game is the best one tonight
>>154276724>knock out skinner early in the series>force them to use shitlovsnot a bad strategy, tbqhwyfam
refchads lettin em know
This game is going to get violent
mega violence about to commence
>the exact moment sid became washed
>>154276779At least this one will get chimpy
the vitruvian man would be a great goalie
this is getting silly
some sick flow on drysdale
Dull-ass absolutely booty blasted kek
>>154276798
SHOCKED they actually made the right call and got sid off the iceGary's cell must be out of service
>>154276816me in the back
Philly has cheese steak, pittsburgh has... nothing
>>154276816me on the right
>>154276816me in the clown suit
>>154276788TRULY ELITE
Refs are so disgustingly favoring the pens.
These new pucks fucking suck!
>>154276826i heard they have penguins
>>154276826The Pitt on HBO
a passer with no one to pass to
>>154276839
>>154276826they try to steal pierogi from polandthey also have a shitty sandwich with french fries and watery coleslaw on it
>>154276826We have the Pittsburgher
>>154276854This nigga eats his slaw dry
>>154276826French fries in a salad
>>154276826they have yinzer
>>154276853>we
Boo Zegras! Boooooo!
>>154276826Lowest literacy rate of any American city
>>154276776They’re fags
should have known the refs would make sure crosby's penalty would end up a 4 on 4
Hey all! New hockey fan here!I keep seeing people talk about "Pittsburgh almost moved to Kansas City." Can anyone ELI5 what that means?
>>154276853lol
>>154276865Yes, retard
>>154276854>pierogi from poland>fries from france>coleslaw from the netherlandsthere is no foreign dish safe from the greedy pittsburger palate
>>154276837sv% doesnt matter when your offense puts up 4+ goals a game in a win
>le playoff hockey is different Profound
>>154276826>pittsburgh has... nothingThey got shitters in the basement
zebras are extra testy tonight
>>154276878Have no idea how you can interfere when your head is being pushed into your crotch.
I’m not really seeing any orange in the crowd surprisingly
>>154276879they were about to move because they had no fans, then gary gave them malkin and crosby through rigged drafts so people would bandwagon them
>>154276885>uses we>calls others a retardum, kek
>>154276893Exactly, skinner is not a good playoff goalie (at least with oilers)
Lane Hutson will have a career ending injury tomorrow
>>154276879lurk moar
You know the refs are crooked when me a devils fan starts to think the fix is in against the flyers
>>154276826>pittsburgh has...Primanti Bros
>>154276879it means before they rigged everything to get cisby and molkin that pittsburgh bandwagoners didn't support a team (that was a juggernaut in the 90s, mind you) enough that they were threatening to move to KCthe league stepped in to save them and now pens fans all act like they're /lifelong/
>>154276843>entire show is about wanting to kill yourselfmany such cases in pittsburgh
>>154276911Did the same thing with chicago and Toews/Kane
>>154276922Would paint the inside of my toilet bowl after eating that.
>>154276918https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776502855045940.mp4
>>154276922Needs more carbs. Can I sprinkle breadcrumbs on it?
Yo he got hooked
>3 games today>3 dead crowds
Too much passing
>>154276922>atherosclerosis: the sandwich
>>154276936I had some close calls
since when is Mantha with the pongs?Fuck that faggot
>>154276879you know, it occurs to me maybe if flyers fans decided not to support the team that maybe gary would rig it for us too
>>154276948Soon...
Can't wait for the regular season to start again.
>>154276918you fuckers always try to kill goalies
didney the kidney
>>154276972Why
>>154276972Based Flyers fan
>>154276977cindy
>>154276948too bad you weren't in the crowd
Hits picking up.
>>154276972>laffs
the crowd roars for blood
>night 1 of mania sucks>night 1 of gary offs sucks
"LETS GO FENTS"
>>154276916you misunderstand, all that offence means the defence is shit and leaves the goalie out to dry all the time
How many of you have had a Philadelphia sidecar?
>>154276948yea the pittsburgh crowd is low energy so far
Will he get his smile back tomorrow?
i wouldnt let marchand near my kids
whats wrong with the top of emily kaplans head?
damn, we need to crowdfund Emily a ticket to Turkey, she looks horrid.
>>154277051>>154277051>>154277051New
>>154277047she's balding, actually
>>154277043Walking the arena steps takes a lot out of them
>>154275954joined
