Previous thread: >>154270887>Thursday, 16 AprilCarlton (12.11) def. by Collingwood (13.10) by 5 points @ the Melbourne Cricket Ground >Friday, 17 AprilGeelong (19.17) def. Footscray (8.8) by 75 points @ Kardinia ParkBATTLE OF THE BRIDGESydney (17.5) def. Greater Western Sydney (8.18) by 41 points @ the Sydney Cricket Ground>Saturday, 18 AprilGold Coast (17.17) def. Essendon (17.8) by 9 points @ Carrara StadiumHawthorn (13.11) def. Port Adelaide (13.8) by 3 points @ Colonial StadiumAdelaide (15.13) def. St Kilda (15.12) by 1 point @ the Adelaide Oval>Sunday, 19 AprilNorth Melbourne (20.10) def. Richmond by 75 points @ Colonial StadiumMelbourne (16.8) def. Fitzroy (15.12) by 2 points @ the Melbourne Cricket GroundWESTERN DERBYWest Coast vs Fremantle @ Perth Stadium; 15:10 AWST
Shut the fuck up.
>>154282188Fuck you cunt
Fucking delist Duggan the retard
turbo spastic
Fremantle has the ugliest players fuck me
duggan is so fucing shit
>>154282200Any team with Luke Jackson is instantly the ugliest.
What if gout gout played footy
>>154282200Balanced out by Brayshaw
alex pearce isn't that ugly lol come on now
almost put a bet on for amiss to kick 5 fuaaark
Should he ever cross my path the wrath I will unleash upon Jordan Lewis will make the destruction and genocide in Gaza look like child's play.
What will be the fallout of the Hollands saga?My prediction: Voss sacked, Carlton fined, Hollands "retires", Essendon sneak into 10th, win the wildcard, win the elim, huge upset in the semi, and then fucked by the umps to lose the prelim narrowly, fuelling their dominant 2027 premiership campaign.
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>154282212that was a miss by you :p
jesus give him an oscar
>>154282216I think they'll sweep it under the rug because the AFL doesn't want it being investigated into how a player on drugs/alcohol/whatever was allowed to play a game.
These boots are made for walkin
>>154282222so true!
>cute couple who support rival teams on screenFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
>>154282216>>154282228it was just a mental health episode
>>154282218BASED>>154282163>>154282162umm..nothing fella
why is schofield so obsessed with andy brayshaw he keeps talking about him for some reason
>>154282246you thought i forgot your timtams :P*unsheathes a pack from my pants*
>>154282249tabla x
https://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-cANTHEMLF
neetanons what are the plans for the next 5 days?
>>154282249>you thought i forgot your timtams :P>*unsheathes a pack from my pants*meant to say tampon's* sorry for the confusion
>>154282259Relax.
>>154282238why can't you be happy for other? femoid behaviour
>>154282263tampoms*
i wouldn't put my arms around youse blokes even if there was a fifty dollar note stuck on your back
>>154282259Continue doing everything short of begging people to employ me
>>154282270relax from what exactly?
>>154282238Anon, don't just talk about them, post them!
>>154282275I need some time off to relax after a solid weekend of relaxing.
>>154282273couldn't fit your arms around half these obese cunts anyway
>>154282259keep working on my video game
amiss amedal
>>154282289so true especially sebla
>>154282259Just got a 6 month medical certificate approved probably get stoned and play vidya wash the car go get firewood
>>154282290what are you making?im working on a corporate roguelike. started writing the first track this weekendhttps://voca.ro/1keqf2AJ7ACR
lots of unemployed Port Adelaide and Collingwood fans on tonight
albo has secured petrol for us
You went 8/9 in tips, right /alf/?
>>154282315Nah mate, 9/9 once Fred win this
>>154282311based him selling off all of our assets for 1 day of petrol at a time
cant believe the bombers are the best team in the afl now
Western Derbies suck arse.Showdown is the only good state based rivalry.
ahh the biannual flogging of the piss coast peegles, never gets old
/6163men/ in?
Iggs leaving their comeback a little late here
>>154282336just like the bi-hourly flogging of my cock
>big coxhaha
>>154282166>Posting Chadwiko content
ahh the annually occurring failmantle doing nothing in the afl season, never gets old
kek he's riled
fremantle easily the most culturally rich and electrifying city in aus
CARN IGGERS
>>154282346>contentzoomer detected
>>154282354@grok is this true?
>>154282333Just like they were the best team last year haha
freofat and slowkick em in the shins and down they go
>>154282354How come no one ever goes on that Ferris wheel?
>>154282348>>154282358>>154282366made me check
>>154282367simply too much to do on the ground
eastern state bias many such cases
can i go to the australian open in freo?
>>154282373>SlopGPTnah
>>154282373bit rude grok
>poostralian poopenno reason you should be going to that
>>154282383The aus open is an embarrassment and disgrace to tennis.
what about the afl grand final?
football club named after putting two penises together kek
>>154282388>>154282390It's crisp apart from the price of the finals
do people actually unironically watch the current zoomer tennis era
>>154282391yep in 2021
Did yous blokes enjoy night 1 of wrestlemania?
>>154282396I usually watch because its BBL season and t20 isnt cricket. only tennis major I watchthis year was weird though. all the threads were just goonseshs
>>154282395maybe stay in smellbourne then lmao
>>154282396This, it's just soulless zoomer richkid eurojobbers with horrific annoying nasally monotone quasi-american accents that sound like ugly shit. I'd rather them speak their native language and have a translator standing by.
You guys sure love a good whinge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yho23Mb0n_0
>>154282411IF we never complainTHEN things never improve
add the aus open to the list
it's not post your shitty alternative slop music o'clock yet
perth is the best however we are full
the /6163/ going off right now
will the iggs ever be good again?
Masterchef is on lads
>>154282430not watching it this year tbdesuh, it's run tired i reckon
How was Cox?
>>154282403Didn't watch it
>iggs 2.8 at half timethey beat themselves tbf wouldn't give foolmantle too much credit today>watching mastercuck after they rigged it for that italian chick
Sofia started the welcome to country on Masterchef so I turned it off
well lads i finally got fired from my highly paid officecuck job after 3 months of doing fuck all
>>154282440why are you happy
>>154282430just
>Just want to thank West Coast, um, you know, it's a quality match every time we play???
caleb serong has autism
>>154282439see>>154282443
>>154282428No. They're still rebuilding when Tasmania is entering the league.
making it my personal mission to get ben cousins back on the shard
I found a good subreddit to wank to, its called r/NoFans, its a subreddit where onlyfans advertisers are not allowed
>>154282455stop fapping bro
>>154282442i didn't like it and i'm sick of sitting at a desk all day every day
>>154282456I'm going to wank more
>>154282455I’d rather one where it was leaked OF girls with less that 10 subscribers
>>1542824334 disposals iirc and missed a set shot but gave the forward line another tall, probably why Amiss got a nice bag
Why don't we use lube when we wank off?Pussies are wetWere Yanks right all along?
>>154282465They need to because they have dry circumcised dicks
>>154282465you do know why yanks need lube right?
what is ross lyon's deal? be shit and proud?
Sick of hearing about the druggie faggot from Carlton
masterchef used to be alright but now it's clearly slanted and rigged these days>wow akram you fried pork and asian street food for the 9th week in a row and absolutely nothing else you are so talented>brent you can't keep cooking and baking gourmet cuisines from all over europe and the mediterranean over several courses and styles you need to mix it up and we need to see variety from you>wow julie a shit cake your mum lifted from a 70s women's day mag is so good, food is all about family :)
iggsperg throwing a hissy fit again i see
>>154282472mog journo's and perv on budding breasts
>>154282482The slightly dry sensation is perfect it’s like scratching an itch until you cum
lube requires cleanup
>>154282463just go on an onlyfans database and sort by newest accountsyoull find some free accounts with some good stuff because the girls havent been brought under an agency yet
if you read just 10-15 pages a day you can get through about 12 books per yearso it's pretty concerning how the average person claims they don't have time to read books
>no thursday night footy this weekWHAT THE FUCK
>>154282482Put a dob of moisturiser on it. Provides lubrication and a youthful foreskin.
>>154282482not around you
>>154282504OOF fredsisters our response?
>>154282396I'll watch one or two grand slams each year but outside a handful of matches I'm consistently disappointed.
>>154282501crisp meth smoker
>>154282498I want girls who have been grinding uploads for months or years though for minimal profit, not that I really go out of my way for porn desu
Clunge is a funny word
>>154282500>it's pretty concerning how the average person claims they don't have time to read books>if you read just 10-15 pages a dayJust read an hour a day, bro.
>>154282475no petey no watchey
>>154282510Sorry the betting app wasn’t showing it
>watch tennis>it's just Sinner or Alcatraz every timeso boring honestlythey're no where near as soulful as the Federer, Nadal and Novak
i overthink embarrassing moments foreverid never be able to play again if i was elijah hollands
>>154282532Same here, I think I have proper ocd
I dont give a fuck about the druggie faggot from Carlton
>>154282517An hour for a total beginner would be too much in this brain fried generation and they would get burned out after a few days of reading. 10 pages is easily manageable even for the biggest of attention span deficient retards.
>>154282532Every day is a new day, m8. Forget the bad times during your sleep.t. ADHD
>>154282475trvkethe solution?deport all nonwhites of course
I'm a slow reader, takes me a fair while to read 15 pages
>>154282537>An hour for a total beginner would be too much>10 pages is easily manageableMake up your mind.
real fucking sad sack posting gaylords
Ha ha 10 pages in an hour am I right hilarious bro
>>15428254610 pages is like 20 mins of reading lol
The problem is what are they consuming most books these days especially non-fiction either have no benefit to people or more likely has a negative impact on them.
the wheels are falling off at brisbane
>60mins to read 10 pages>6mins a page>300 words a page>360 seconds in 6mins>over one second to read each wordone miss-a-sippy, two miss-a-sippy, three miss-a-sippy
most people now have goldfish memories when it comes to reading retention, we can thank short form media for that.
>Petty faking an injury because he shanked a kickKWAB
>>154282566>Not re-reading the same paragraph 2-3 times in a row before being able to move on to the next paragraph and repeating the process.
does carlton have a culture problem?
>>154282573Yes why do you think all the players want to leave
adhd is not fucking real
>>154282571this guy might be the biggest bitch in the afl
>>154282581lgm
>ahhh yep positioned that beer glass in the photo nicely, now everyone one /afl/ will think im cool
>>154282581nice lad
>>154282581What's up with the eggs?
Just don't have anything nice to say every do you
>>154282592had already had a couple bites
>>154282500they're all shit m8
>>154282601and your thought was instead of enjoying your meal to go grab your phone and take a photo so you could get clout from online strangers
sooking about foodposting is so performative
still waiting for the day someone posts a picture of their zinger box
Its not, foodposters are homos
If a book is good it'll be made into a TV series/movie later on.Spend years hearing about how stuff like the Wheel of Time series is amazing and try watching the show and it's complete dogshit.Booknerds hype up the worst shit to try and sound cool. Couldn't imagine sitting down to read through that slop.
>>154282617the dark tower was a flop movie as well i remember the cope
>>154282610that would be based
Food posting is based but it’s only ever elite meal or depression meals that are posted no inbetween
reading brave new world right now and it's concerning how prophetic it is
My thought was "looks yummo, tastes yummo; reckon the fella will think it looks yummo too."And also there's that one bloke who'll probably start seething which is pretty funny."
>>154282625Do the fellas get a taste as well or are you just showing off?
I just hate stir frys and Asian quizine tbqh
>Hollands was actually drunk Is the bloke fucking retarded?Did he pour vodka in his gatorade or something? If you have mental health problems and anxiety either don't play professional sport, or go to the club doctors who will be more than happy to get you proper medication for it. How the fuck do you think getting drunk for a game will help you at all? You do it after a game if anything.
might start posting naked pictures of myself on reddit
>>154282632Yeah there's heaps left come over if you want
not your blog to share what you think is coolimagine if every spastic here did that?
>>154282640>Did he pour vodka in his gatorade or something?Ah, the reverse Willie Rioli.
>>154282638I like a lot of Asian dishes and like rice. But I don't agree on not really enjoying stir fry.
>>154282640its probably a cry for help
>>154282648This place would be way less boring fuckhead
>>154282624Yep read it a few years ago and it really is. Always seek pleasure. Dont have kids.
would afl players be drafted if we went to war?
>>154282581big enough coaster there m8? i mean save some for the rest of us! haha!
Watching bounce
>>154282663Considering we dont have a draft, no.And given that the Australian military is apparently in a very dire shape, and the country itself has barely any fuel, i dont think we would do much good fighting. Better off finding diplomatic solutions instead.
When does first crack start
>>154282686kingy finna go off about duty of care
right now m8*farts on u*
Humans are such weird little creatures
internesting how the top 8 teams mostly won their games, whereas the the bottom 8 lost theirs. #eliteinsight
whos your fav streamer?
>>154282692fucking done him in here
Best way to avoid the draft is to cultivate mass.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU CANT DRINK ALCOHOL IN THE MORNING!!!!!!! ITS..............LE BAD!!!!!!!!
>>154282696
>>154282708Stable Ron
is clavicular the spiritual successor to zyzz?
shame what this general has come to
>>154282725>two fraudspoetry
>im so big and based>ack my heart!many such cases
>>154282716Is that Ghislaine Maxwell?
No one gives a fuck about that dead faggot zyzz, fuck him
First crack time
>>154282725Zyzz did it for free to inspire people.Guessing the zoomer version does it to destroy people's self esteem to sell them shit?
I’ve started MyMuscleChef meal plan deliveries cause I’ve been ordering compulsively uber eats/doordash
>>154282716
>>154282640>muh mentals is just alcoholismwhat a shock
zyzz inspired faggots, fuck him and fuck his homo fanboys
>>154282770He literally says it's good pizza though?
how much did he possibly drink to behave like that
>>154282725zyzz wouldn't have got auramogged and cortisol spiked by some pozzie journo
I've never even seen any zyzz videos, all i know is hes a dead faggot
>>154282754tfw no bonnie to my clyde
Clav is on Israels payroll like many over big streamers, they are very influential to the younger gen
>>154282762His whole shtick is looksmaxing and picking up women to show how shallow women are but I don't see how becoming part of the problem helps in any way. All he's doing is profiting from the issue without proposing any solutions or even considering or looking for one. He's also a thoroughly unlikeable person with zero personality though I think that inadvertently ends up supporting his thesis more than looks and status are all that matter to women.
>>154282787Zyzz was a manlet who charismamaxxed. Worked well back in his era but wouldn't nowadays.People would've seen the video of him standing next to the journalist and laughed at his height without watching any further.
>>154282812is that charlie kirk?
>>154282812>I'm not thooof manlets need to consult the chart
>>154282812didn't know my boy chalrie kirk had his humble beginnings on omegle
JAY CLARK IS TALKING ABOUT THE ELIJAH HOLLANDS SITUATION ON FIRST CRACK
Who's Jay Clark?
>tfw king of manlets with a big tiddy qt wifejust bee yourself
>>154282849You're aware that you're a manlet tho?
>>154282832manlets have it easier in their spiritual life because they are less prone to temptations from the opposite sex I wish I was a manlet desu
I’m out of beers
>>154282581big enough coaster there m8? i mean save some for the rest of us! haha! but LGM haha!! x
making money is fucking evil
Imagine being like a 6 foot 6 Chad and trying to remain chaste and virginalWould be next to impossible
Have you ever gone to a singles bar alone? How did it work out?
>>154282872lol
>>154282882x
>>154282874
I still go to uni nights with my vic uni id from 2007helps that I still look 18
>Tradies coming tomorrow>4 hour windowIs it so hard to just make and keep an appointment in a reasonable window?
>>154282879Tell me about it
I just wanna fuck arse
>>154282301
do you guys try to stay in the loop with pop culture?
>>154282916It's dying.
is kingy sponsored by hewlett packard
>>154282916we don't really have a shared culture anymore
>>154282908I'll help you out lad if you know what I mean haha
one of these days I am going to have a mental break down
>>154282954nothing like the catharsis after a mentie b matego for it
>>154282916pop music yeah
>>154282901why can't you just handle it yourself big fella
>>154282980Dont have the time mate. Certainly not incapable of doing it
>>154282941He literally says he does it for free though I suspect he gets free laptops.
I want a gf that s a 25+ year old virgin loser
the kayo mobile app is nearly unusable
>>154282880Wet on welly every weekend after a swans or pies win. So sometimes two nights in a row.
who up boring they ahh dead thread?
>>154282880What’s a singles bar
>>154282980Do what? This is a guy being sent out to check another guy's work and tick off whether it's compliant. They won't accept my word.
>Hes not certified in verifying many types of trade work
>>154282978>TattooInto the bin.
Man, tea is so good.
>>154283044crisp banepoof
>>154283137>brisbane supporter>going to a Melbourne gay sauna every weekhmmmmmmmmm
>>154283070cuck
>>154283147That's right. I'm gonna sit in the corner and watch him working the whole time. I'm not even gonna blink.
>>154283146fitzroy ties innit
>>154283156>That's right. I'm gonna sit in the corner and watch himThis is your favourite sex position
my mate has more money than god yet insists on doing everything around his house himself even if it means some simple job a pro could do in a few hours takes him a month of weekends.
>>154282978if she took the photo properly we'd be able to see her bum hole clearlyreprimand her, tell her to take it again
>>154283176that's probably how he got more money than god by being a cheapskate
>>154283184he got his money being a workaholic and never taking any time off. but he must spend 50k/year on weed, beer and ubereats.
my hips don't lie
>>154282801probably taboo to say but it needs to be said - she's an absolute babe, objectively speaking
>>154283460based troon
>mummy jizzlane will never rock up to your penthouse with a squad of hsgfs
>>154281851
>>154283568>LET'S GOOOerrghh
>>154283568why is the majority of this webm women?theres only a handful of men
>>154282978wonder how many kilograms of poo have been pushed out of that bum
>Last post was unholy tripsDeleted and reposting.>>154283568They're waiting for a nice guy like you to sit next to them at the 'G.What are you waiting for?
>>154283568based thanks ladi like the hair flick too
Do you blokes enjoy sucking cock and getting fucked up the arse?
>>154283568based mason cox/mark blicavs hybrid
>>154283734hell yeah brother
garn stimmy sesh yeahh boooooiisssss
>>154283734No, I don't work for ASIO.
>>154283755come over to /nrl/ then mate
iggs had a winnot many people know that
>>154283796bbBBBBASED
never seen /nrl/ gaypost tbqh, not even ironically, seems strictly an /afl/ thing
>>154283801x
might be a You thing
>>154283806yeah we dont do that over there
dont do much of anything by the looks kek
>>>/biz/62131424
tabla for the frog alf x>>154283821x
they hated him because he told the truth
>>154283870in reference to jordan shanks btw
do you think ragesperg is just memeing or he's really fucktarded in the head
>>154283884it's just a gimmick
If you're queer, that's okay. I love you
queering doesn't make the world go around
>>154283847bout the same number of on topic posts on the weekend as alf, champ
>>154283950This sort of thing is why we still haven't got equality and full acceptance of gay men like me in the AFL. Do better mate.Night all, off to shag the missus (my wife)
If I was gay I'd be a closet chad
just did a suganova driveby in my undies.
I slept for 2 hours now I feel totally awake fucks sake.
>be a little kid>get bored at school and mess around>get put on methkinda fucked up looking back
Do you think less, more, or the same of a person that doesn't drink alcohol?
>>154284135I know how you feel. I had a nap and now I'm gonna struggle to wake up at 1pm tomorrow.
>>154284143chemical labotomies for all non-hackers
>be expected to sit quiet and still in english class listen to a woman drone on about some chick novel talking about feeling feelings and shit with/for the girl students>don't, in fact get restless because it's lame pointless boring shit that wouldn't appeal to anyone without ovaries>you have... le ADHD!!!
>>154284143>be a little kid>get bored at school and mess around>get the shit beaten out out of me by everyone i looked up toI worked out alright
>>154284143It's nothing less than disgusting.
imagine all the tradies and wagies rn tossing and turning in bed dreading work tomorrow lol
>>154284185That's all well and good but I have to get up early as I'm extremely busy
reckon i'd bang jeremy finlayson's missus, cancer and alli'd ravage her box for dick cancer
>>154284234>i'd ravage her box for dick cancerFor the chance*...
>makes >le born in 1998 wrong genration FUMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvpdlhilzI4
>get put on dexxies as a kid>adult life is a complete trainwreck of drug and alcohol addiction and mental breakdownsseen this pattern so many times
>hairy
i like a REAL bush
>>154284294uhh where's her cock?
vaginas are revolting
>yeah, so fr I'm completely obligated to not be on the hook for my shit life because ahhhhhhhh..
>vaginas are revolting
who will be this week's rising starrobey?
>>154284326but we love them anyway
>>154284359I wouldn't have a clue
>>154284359i don't care, much less have any idea
we love slimey smelly clunge here
>sicily and moore both got 1 match suspensionsbased, hope they stick
eww vaginas gross
What kinda liquors do you usually drink
>>154284359Gothard was pretty good.
>>154284473/alf/ is a wine and cider communityalso coopers
>>154284476oh yeah good call actually
Coopers cost twice here maybe I should move australia
sounds good mate, we'd be glad to have you
>>154283734yes mate
>>154284589You have to stay home.>>154284612You have go home.
Thanks
>nrlsperg larping as a falseflagger to try to stop football fandom growing in brisbane by painting the city and its people as gay>at past midnight on a mondaytruly bizarre behaviour.
hello izzat farmer
No more footy for 4 days
>>154285216No more work for 5 days then the weekend.
good
>>154285216
iggs
Inmates need izzat
>>154286785CRISPRIZZATSP
morning fuckheads
not yer head-fucker champ
cunt off seppo fuckwit
reckon this elijah hollands media beat up is just a distraction from nick foot being a corrupt cunt who works for sportsbet despite being an umpire
sick of your contrived performative rageposting
agreedGrace brothers15Minutesturbo
morning lads
Good morning alf
>>154294474the only performance here will be the surgery they'll need to perform after i shatter your fucking jaw cocknozzle
good morning alfus x
>>154294555>>154294599ma bla x
>>154294599ta sebla x how u doin ¿?
>>154294631>>154294635x
>>154294502>Grace brothersare you free though aha
listening to pure by godflesh good album would recommend to the metalheads of /alf/
>>154294737ahhhaaa eyequeem luff are u being served ngl x
what album would you recommend to the meth heads of /alf/?
>>154294794godflesh
gmai reckon longmuir has autism
>>154294787great show innit
>>154294794https://lucferrari.bandcamp.com/album/presque-rien-2
>>154294599jelly of your property hit or miss
>>154294794whatever elijah hollands goal song is
>>154294886tabla xit’s early spring loving the weather here ngl
Happy birthday Hitler
>>154294794
Sam Mitchell has a problem - a good problem
>>154294992It's mine too desu. Might wear my German wogball jersey (which my sister got me as my souvenir when she went to America, for bants I guess) out to dinner and see if anyone says anything lol
>>154295089I'm going to wear my port clash jumper and my red armband
wogball has had more negative consequences on europe than the nazis did
I don’t mind wogball
AFL media really saying that Carlton need to be fined because Hollands played a shit game. I dont understand??
Gonna blaze itBy that I mean volunteer to clear out bush debris and safely burn it now that fire restrictions have lifted :)
>>154295542Oh my science I thought you meant something scandalous
imagine being carlton and still having a cunt who was either high on meth or pissed as a fart while representing your club in an afl match against your arch rival on your list
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-20/adhd-diagnosis-rates-adults-australia-data-four-corners/106557646wrap your arms around this
how about you wrap your vagina around my penis
>>154294599SebLORD TRONG
>>154295617based me sliding into kath's dm
>>154295617i dont have a vagina
Going to show up to work and do fuck all then claim it was a mental health episode
>>154295621x
>>154295669consider splitting your cock. worked for our first nations men
>>154295820crisp view la x
Cynthoni/Sewerslvt is the greatest Australian musician of the last decade
>richmonds 2026 list
>>154296056KEK
the tiggs need to introduce some youth to their midfield, even if this year is a write off at least they'll have afl level experience for next year and then they'll likely rise and compete again by the end of the decade
>>154295963tabla x
>>154296152toronto out is a blessing in disguise for tiggs. they are forced to do exactly that this week
the way you cunts think you are funny
>>154296280thanks
>>154296280x
I made the classic mistake of not eating before drinking a slab yesterday during the WA Derby. Any hangover remedies lads?>inb4 don't drink in the first place. Hindsight is 20:20
>>154296322Have a couple of drinks and go for a walk then go to sleep
>>154296322water and food
>>154294992hard to believe he was born 137 years ago given his relevance today
>>154296322orange juice
>>154296322sports drink, preferably maximus because its bigger and cheaper than gatorade or powerade but either will do, and kebab or hsp
>>154296322venitlate your cranium to atmospheric pressure
>>154296447Possibly the most influential man since Jesus
ewww whats that smell
>>154296427>>154296443>>154296545>>154296549Thanks lads, I'll give it a go. And if all else fails I guess I'll curl up in the shower until the hot water runs out and have a cuppa tea.
>>154296905Man up fuckhead, not even gonna wrap my arms around you
>>154296905my arms are NOT wrapping around youbitch made nigga
>>154296322I either keep drinking or curse myself for being so stupid and lay in bed watching RLM videos
can freo go all the way?
>>154297195Choke in finals their best case scenario this season.
>>154296152Sam Cummins will come in this week for his debut. Killed it in the VFL last week, he looks the goods
How do we stop Australians from intentionally driving their cars into people?
Coulter's Law has never been wrong
Umm, how do we spin this one, alfies?
>>154297546Where’s the footage
>>154297848What publication did this survey?
>>154297878We have to face the fact that even if there is footage it would be racist to watch it.
>>154297737>In Australian rules football, The Coulter Law was a ruling instituted by the Victorian Football League in 1930 that capped payments and outlawed signing-on bonuses and other inducements for VFL players.
>>154297925pffft
>>154297925>Future generations are going to accept the first response AI gives them as the correct one>It's already happening to some degreeWe are so fucked.
>>154297957uni tutors are already complaining about this, they say students don't discuss debate or discuss ideas any more, they just whap into into ai slop and share between the same basic answers and take it as the infallible final authority
Kingy hates DV victims because they are getting beaten by what they know
>>154297957>current generations are ruining 4chan by phoneposting
who here works FT and thinks they have the lowest salary ITT?
>>154298128none of your business what anyone else's income isno one else's either
i work at wet on wellington full time and i do it for free because getting to fuck nick daicos and darcy moore up the arse is its own reward
>>154298128I make 70k through ndis
carlton have a list that can actually beat good teams as their first half performances prove, the problem is genuinely just vossy and the coaching staff
If Carlton and Vossy weren’t completely fucking incompetent Hollands would have been a late out with hamstring awareness, they could have sent him and dealt with it internally and we’d all still be talking about Nick Foot. They probably win the game too.
>>154298325Why is Vossy not the reason Carlton can play well in the first halves but the reason they can't play well in the second half? Why does he get credit for the bad but not the good?
>>154298289
>>154297848You have to be rated in the first place to be overrated
>>154298431its a 4 qtr game and only coaching well for half is not good enough for a senior coach
I’ve been fired from 3 jobs for being pissed on shift
>>154298503So why is the responsibility solely on him but not the players? Seems like according to you when the team goes well in the first half it's because of the players, when they go poorly in the second half it's because of the coach.
>>154297195who have they beaten?
this is sydney’s year
>>154298513it's not your fault. you have a problem.
>>154298513*wraps my arms around you*
>>154298513let's all wrap our arms around this anon
>>154298513I've been fired from 109 jobs but it was always the employer's fault.
nothing ain't nobodies fault no more
>Daicos reiterated Maynard's stance, saying that he didn't notice anything untoward until after the match.>"It's quite sad, we just want to wrap our arms around him, and I think (Geelong star) Bailey Smith said it after the Cats game really well, ‘this is the environment we're in, where we'll support anyone that's going through a hard time'," he said on SENHE SAID THE LINE
>muh arms around youfuck of that's my PERSONAL SPACEliteral RAPE
>>154296322GABA, magnesium and zinc supplements, hydralyte and water of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMDpItDim0alf anthem
>>154298595to shit the bed in a granny again?
>>154296322find a iv place (there are mobile ones) and get a hangover drip.
>>154298787kek wills it
>>154296322Get some help WABA
>>154298533you are thicker than pig shit voss has been a senior coach twice and both occasions he has been dogshit. he is clearly the issue with carlton, they raped even sydney in the first half but totally gave up in the 2nd and let a record number of goals get scored on them. and this has been the case over the last few years. the players aren't unfit and unable to play 4qtrs, it comes down to the coaching
>>154298846VERBATIM to >>154298721
If all the eagles drug culture stuff happened now could they just say they all had mental health issues?
Fev is actually the best forward of the 21st century, he would have kicked 1000 easily if he wasn’t such a dumbarse
>first day at new job>office has snacks that you have to pay forGet absolutely fucked, this is literally a multinational company with revenue over $100+ billion a year and they want me to pay $2 for a crunchie? Stick it up your arse, that’s strike one
>>154298062kek
>Daicos willing to do “whatever it takes” to get Butters and King to PiesWhat did he mean by this?
>>154298919Just turn up to work on drugs, you’ll get a paid holiday
>>154298932will he take a huge pay cut?
>>154298932>pies load up on them so they can't pay him and he goes to tasi see
>>154298933I did that at my last job and got fired
I don’t think I would want to move to tasmania Honestly I think they’re better off being based in Melbourne and flying in and out for games
>>154298949They didn't wrap their arms around you?
>>154298932fuck they're arrogant AND retarded
>>154298960No players are gonna wanna finna move there, they barely have home grown talent for the go home factor. The team is gonna struggle.
>>154298962No they actually tortured me desu
>>154298932
>>154298979That's just not on.
>>154298787lmao what the fuck
>>154298960You also have to go to training and team meetings though I guess some people make it work. Joe Daniher didn't live in Brisbane and used to do the 2 hour drive from Byron Bay for training and games.
>Port Adelaide star Zak Butters, meanwhile, has been sanctioned for the 23rd time in his career, fined for striking to take his career fines tally to $52,625Butters has been fined more than i earn in a year
>>154299013i wonder what's so bad about brisbane>>154299019crazy how he has the most fines but has only been suspended once i think
>>154299036That's because hes based
>>154299036>i wonder what's so bad about brisbaneJust doesn't like cities. Even when he played for Essendon he lived in Daylesford which is like an hour and a half away from Melbourne.
Nick "Arches His Back" Daicos
>/afl/ seething about DaicosMust be a day ending with Y
bane lost to melbourne LOL
I don’t seethe about daicos, I think he’s a great player and he’ll look good in green
>>154299209They did that last year too.
>>154299157
>>154299324Tanked that hit to the solar plexus like the young champion he is
the little maestro
glad that discord channel got shut down though
pasta with a sausage ragu for lunch
I feel it in my fingersI feel it in my toes
>>154299324Dirty players coming for the GOAT as usual
Sausage rolls are so good
bake a newy fucking deadshits
>>154265212>>154265212>>154265212new
>>154299625you fucked up little champ
>>154299664>>154299664>>154299664baked
