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doyers
when are they going to roid test Yordan?
Ohtani on the mound will throw a no-hitter. You heard it here first, folks.THE GOAT!
>Braveswinlol
dodgers
>>154424508Kek good OC OP (you’re still a faggot tho).
>>154424532nobody cares, paco
the Mets won that ball game
Angels bullpen vs the White Sox bullpen
inb4 >everybody carescope poster
I am once again monitoring the situation.
Cole Young btw!
>>154424551king shit
>>154424538Buttmad doggie doo kek
schlittler has weird legs
>>154424543That they most certainly did
cool im sure r*ddit will care go over there
>>154424527she's a yankees fan though
my berds went off
>>154424523I thought they were all on roids though. they just plan their schedule around the tests.
I've been sick since Friday. It's comfy to lay in a blanket all day and warm yourself up and watch some baseball
>>154424566she should be raped
>>154424566she got those Michelle Obama shoulders
>>154424508I like Jesse Plemons, but is this a good flick?
>>154424575get well soon
>>154424575this, but unironically
Sausage girl is not hot
>>154424566>>154424527i knew this bitch wasn't a real baseball fan LOL doyerpacos
>>154424551Where's the Angels game?
>>154424532gloves in his pockets while pitching is so tuff nglaura
>>154424582yeah Civil War is nice. it's got a great siege scene at the end and is generally a fun and pretty straightforward action flick. very 90s coded in that way. you'd enjoy it
>>154424588neither are you
>>154424575feel better lad x
>>154424582it's not unfortunately
>>154424588kirsten mogs her
>>154424566why not both
>>154424586>>154424587>>154424602thanks anons. have a swell day/night
>>154424588this but unironically
>>154424582Yea it's pretty good, makes some interesting points but also works as a turn your brain off action movie.
>>154424593they mold into whatever their boyfriend is a fan of, looks like some doyer fan got cucked
>>154424597yikes
How many runs ohtani letting in
>>154424575anytime i try and do this my mom and dad make up some shit for me to do. today it was build a bed frame for my fatass little brother. oh and my other autistic brother ran out of chicken nuggets so i had to run to sams club and get him chicken nuggets even though he got his drivers license last year. it's always me dedicating my life doing shit for my brothers and they never ask them to do shit for themselves. i just want to watch my guardians ffs.
>>154424631lol wtf
>>154424622>>154424604>>154424599I like a straight forward action flick, probably give it a go then desu
>>154424631how about russian roulette
>>15442464318+ website lil fella
>>154424643kek that's rough. but at least you're a good brother. I've been sneezing and coughing and even projective phlegming. I have body aches and a headache. I'd hate to go shopping or make a bed frame rn. good on you for powering through
>>154424631What the FUCK did he mean by this?!
faggotbacks kek
>>154424631Jig C!!!
>>154424643>guardianswe dont use that word here
gg tiggies
>>154424608are Kirsten mogs many, it's true
21+ win genny lil bud
>>154424594Low priority, sorry. If it's any consolation, my team is also an AL West team... and shit this year so far.
MURAKAMI
>>154424631cheezerts
>>154424599>>154424622it's not an action movie at all, did you even watch it?it's also not good or fun to watch
The Atlanta Braves have won the baseball game
>>154424575wtf you got malaria or something? usually only takes me 3 days at most to get over being sick.
>>154424582it's complete shit, ignore the other replies. they're either trolling you or they have brain damage
Los Angeles Dodgers.May Allah bless Ohtani (pitching tonight), Freeman, Rushing, Smith, Tucker, Muncy, Hernandez, Pages, Kim and Freeland with a win tonight
>>154424687ignore this poster, Kiwibro. Civil War isn't Rambo but it's def got some great action sequences
>>154424568yo same
Muhammed was a pedophile
Billie Eilish has big Dodgers titties
>>154424690you didn't get any of the covid remasters? i got that 2023 shit and it almost put me in the hospital
jp walkford :)
>POODRES BAU BAU!!
>>154424566guess who else
alex garland has never made a single good movie. literal industry plant.>>154424708ignore this poster kiwibro. civil war has no good action sequences, or any good sequences for that matter.
Need Twinnies, Royals, and Skanks to win today.
>>154424731Oh no you don't!
>>154424690I think it's covid. Friday evening was the start of a really annoying sore throat. Saturday was a terrible sore throat all day. Sunday was congestion + cough + aches city. Today was like yesterday but milder. Hopefully I'm good to go tomorrow
Braves win!
Dansby double!
>>154424741That's rough man, my long covid keeps me up at night sometimes
>>154424722sushi looks like THAT?!
Not the biggest fan of Hyeongseong Kim. Looks too feminine
>>154424730>he didn't like Ex Machina or Annihilation or Dredd or 28 Days Later or SunshineCan't be trusted
ohtani will have 6Ks tonight bookmark it
>>154424527>>154424566no... NO!!!
>>154424764that's a lot of at bats, I'm going to bet the under
do yamamoto and sasaki get to fuck will or is that ohtani's private bussy?
bro said long covid i cant
>>154424763>Dredd or 28 Days Later or Sunshinenot directed by him you retardand yeah Ex Machina is mid and Annihilation was laughably terrible
Was Shithitler really carrying them?
>>154424754Damn you still have long covid?? I'm sorry man. I hope it hasn't affected your memory or anything. Wishing you a full recoveryAlso congrats on the Aussie prospect getting called up. He seems pretty legit
nice Josh :)
NOBLETIGER WATCH ANGELS VS WHITE SOX GAME
NAYLOR BOMB 5-1 M's!!
>>154424758korean women prefer the grandson of the wind
>naylori hardly know her
Ohtani was part of that gambling ring with his former translator its a shame he didn't get caught
FUCK THE PADRES
>>154424784Writing is still a significant indicator of talentWhat are your favorite movies? Just curious
Randy stand up triple :D
Is there two Irish flags or just one schizo?
>>154424806ippei is getting deep dicked in federal prison while ohtani is free to prey on more people. it isnt fair
KEK Twins defense
I like Buehler but idk, I feel bad if we DFA him, maybe send him to el paso chihuahua or BP?
>>154424833I dress like this
>>154424816I said he's never made a good movie. That has always referred to directing, not writing.My favorite movie is Freddy Got Fingered
it's finally over
>Angels are challenging the hit by pitch
>>154424833based buehler fucking the poodres
>>154424833Why don't the Poopoopeepeedres sign Trevor Bauer if they're desperate for quality starting pitching?
My mariners are looking scary right now, the rest of the league better watch out>>154424858>Freddy Got Fingeredholy fucking based
>>154424858tbf writing is part of making a good movie. or else you might as well say exec producers with final cut rights make the movie. lots of movies are saved by writing. look at Ridley Scott's careerI've never seen Freddy Got Fingered but it sounds like you're memeing defensively. seriously, what are your fav movies? I'm not gonna insult you. everyone has his own preferences
still can't believe louis varland started yelling slurs after accidentally signing that dodgers fan's glove
>>154424721kys
mini cole :)
I didn't mean to create movie-preference friction sorry lads
>based loaded 0 outs>1 run>white sux
>>154424889not surprising. the dodgers fucked them all mentally.
>>154424904don't forget to watch Eephus!
>>154424790Baz got walked in the 9th as a rookie on dayboo - they fear the young Australiantwo walks and no errors is a good start in my eyes
>>154424831Bro got released and has to pay Ohtani 17 million in restitution. Idek how he can pay that back lol
>jordan leasureFUCKGG angels
let's go let's goi'll be hopping in the car after this for the better broadcast
The Padres should dump Stammen and get either Thomson or Cora in the offseason.
>>154424886When someone refers to the person who "made" a movie it has always referred to the director, no one else. Literally not a single person before you has ever said Alex Garland MADE Dredd or 28 days later.I'm also not joking about FGF. My top 5 are Freddy Got Fingered, Day of the Dead, Mulholland Drive, Zodiac, and Before Sunrise.
>>154424922I've literally got it cued up to watch this arvo lad :)I watched 61* and 42 this week too cause I forgot I had them on my drive
>leasure >leasure >leasure >leasure >leasure >leasure >leasure >leasure >leasure >leasure >leasure >leasure >leasure
>>154424923I thought you were talking about the Orioles pitcher at first but you mean Bazzana
/mlb/ is better at movie discussion than /tv/we should just talk about movies when there aren't any games on
>>154424947oooh i rewatched zodiac last year, holds up
0.00 ERA maintained. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>angels fans crying about their bullpen when we have Jordan Leasure.
>>154424936it's always "fire this guy" or "fire that guy" with you
>>154424977not even the best pitcher in his division
>>154424969shane will need to change his last name unfortunatelybeit
>>154424993name a pitcher with a lower ERA then
>stephen nelson in the booth
>>154424643>carrying the whole family on his back doechad af ngl
>>154425013than*
test
>>154425013>muh eraLearn better stats pleb.
Playing as a catcher must be so much fun
>>154424947>Mulholland DriveBasado!
Peraza is mad as fuck
>>154424947>>154424975yea rewatched Zodiac last year too, it's pretty damn good
>>154424936Stammen unironically doing great for his first year rookie manager, he trust his guys more than Shildt just burning the BP. I won't be apposed with Alex Cora being part of Chadres organization.
K.K. Tani
Another casual 3 hit game from Cole Young.
>>154424527dogpile this b*tch
>>154425062zoomer tier cringe
>>154425029it is! the baseball position also seems fun
>hitting Romo to prevent him from hitting a third home runInteresting strat
>>154425054you're replying to the Fuwawa poster
>>154424527I don't think so bitch kek
teo
>>154424971thoughts on the 'lot?
>>154425017this, but without the slightest wisp of irony (intentionally or otherwise)
>>154424527went for a more outlandish prediction after I called you out yesterday huh sausage girl?im onto you
Attaian
>>154424758Come and say that to my face
>>154425069Bro got not bitches on this island kek
>>154425069kek I'm gen x, but i remember kk slider from the gamecube version
>marlinskek
>Mahle with 5 ER in 5 inningsCalled it last week after he held the dodgers scoreless through 7. World Series hangover in effect.
>>154425115>gen x>played gamecubehow many years were you NEET? gamecube didn't come out until you were 25
rushing still making the league seething
>>154425116You will never have Campy back
Attaeye buschie
>>154424947yeah but you're denying his cinematic talent. I'm saying you can't be trusted because his body of work is greatalso people obviously say producers are responsible for making movies. that's why Harvey Weinstein was such a giant and it's why you always have producers up to accept the top prestige awardsthat's a solid top 5. I really like the last 3 and haven't seen the first 2do you like any of the stuff Garland has written but not directed?
>>154425116it's fantastic for precisely one watch throughonce you know how it plays out, it's unfortunately a lot less gripping, and somehow more depressing
Jesus that was fucking wild. KWABpez
>>154425115>nintenbaby outs himself around men Kek
kek
fweddie :3
>>154425130? gen x went into the early 80s, and the gc came out in 2001. could have still been in high school, and that was when nintendo was pivoting to more mature titles on their platforms
>>154424758>>154425107How many Chinese do the Dodgers have on their team? As if Ohtani wasn’t enough.
>muraKWABi
long hotdogs
Julio slap! 7-1 M's! >Julio has 3 doubles tonightkek nice job retarded dominican
Holy shit the twins are useless.
>womanly seething about the best team DOYERSBEGIN
>>154424948excellent. looking forward to hearing your thoughts on it. I'll be in this thread during the Mets game tomorrowenjoy!
>shitanthony dumbmingeass coming outenjoy your win angels
Tucker got lucky last night
>>154425115basedhttps://youtu.be/Ceq-H23Lcz4
>>154425161That’s not what he said
Bases loaded and Muncy is batting. Junk is joever
>>154425202kek
muncy you fat fuck
Berger KEK
kek doyerpacos
>>154425166no. if you were in high school during 9/11 you are absolutely a millennial
24 game hit streak
>bases loaded RISPgers
>>154425130I was 21. I remember I bought a modded Japanese one a few months before the NA one came out so I could play luigi's mansion and doshin the giant.
Of course slow ass Tucker
>>154425175balding vegan bitch
oh boy
Raggotbros....
KEK!!!
>>154425245>tucker batting clean up>literally does nothing9D chess from Roberts
>>154425197for me it's k.k. dirgehttps://youtu.be/kvhrEq2GNnQ
>jeer-jeer-jeer
>white sox>win
>>154425253zero rings kek
Thats a White Sox winner! Was not expecting to get the W over Soriano.
EJECT THIS THUG!
>>154425253Holy shit look at that lard ass
>>154425188thanks bro, looking forward to some comfykino
PLINKTANI
sit the FUCK down!!!
Oh wait, isn't that the torture song song from Jojo for Ohtani?
It's April 28th and the White Sox are 4 games under .500 not 15
>>154425273idk bro. that tatis fan has rings like saturn
>>154425155still like nintendo. new dk and mario kart games were fun.
damn Judgey already on 12 homers for the year
ohtani you dumb fuck
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEgg twinks, rubber match tomorrow
Another Fudge statpadding low leverage homer in April
basically everybody in the american league is below .500
>>154425155>doesn't have friendsit's ok buddy. let it out
snes. now that was a console
nice one Msbros :)
Witnessing Dodgerkino
>>154425341hell yea
James McCann is more efficient then the bullpen tonight
>>154425336You probably post in /v/ and own a switch 2 huh
pagesbros.....
That's a FULL Metsiners win btw, just in case you wanted to know how the rest of the season is gonna go!
What does Ohtani even do?
Yanquis :)
Uuuhh PAGER bros??
>>154425348I look like this and read this book
>>154425366i don't, but my friends love bringing their og switch over for quiplash
>>154425369yea, I'm thinking based
>>154425334the AL is very weak this season, if the Dodgers make it to the WS they basically already won the threepeat
>>154425029it's the highest iq position at the same caste of the pitcher.
Elly played one of those games tonight that shows why even if the Reds negotiate in good faith and offer him everything they can, it still won't be enough. A complete game changer in the box and on the field who hasn't even come close to his ceiling. There's like 3 or maybe 4 teams in the majors that can afford to pay this kid. The Reds should focus on winning while he's there and locking Sal down instead. Dude's like a baby Pujols.
GG bru cru
>>154425439HE CUTE
>>154425417Um, the Rays exist you know?
>>154425448source??
>>154425175booba!
>>154425448>ylu
>Buehler and Bregman own a racehorse togetherwhat
hope you boys brought your noods...
>>154425425>Elly played one of those games tonight that shows why even if the Reds negotiate in good faith and offer him everything they can, it still won't be enough. A complete game changer in the box and on the field who hasn't even come close to his ceiling. There's like 3 or maybe 4 teams in the majors that can afford to pay this kid.Is he really THAT good?
why is freeland’s walk up theme baby by justin bieber
>>154425439Sneks hold the gaped queen title now Hahahahahahah
NFTbros... the rangers broadcast are making fun of us...
>>154425425trvke he should come to the orioles. we'll trade alonso for him. fair trade.
>>154425387I advise on getting a steam deck or something similar.
alex freeland is ASS
>>154425487I can't abide by eating something like spaghetti at a ball game.
>Xander overturns a strikeout on the same pitch that got him in the wild cardbased bogey, now go boom for the second time please!
>>154425521yeah let me spend a couple hundred bucks on something my friends bring over for free. good plan
>>154425425This is why MLB needs a salary cap. No one can take Burrow out of Cincinnati but Elly is expected to go to one of the big market teams.
>>154425493>Is he really THAT good?No. It's that he CAN be. But he's still playing at an MVP contender level rn. He's still relatively raw with lots of room to improve too. Scott Boras is going to ask for a shit ton, and he will get it.
>>154424527>Ohtani on the mound will throw a no-hitter.That was fast lmao
why isnt ohtranni hitting
>>154425521I have one of those because I have no friends.
Yankees are going to win the world series, aren't they?
>>154425541Shimmer down big fella just a suggestion
>grisham is killIT'S OVER THE YAMKEK MENACE DIES TONIGHT
YANK DOWN, YANK IN DISTRESS
BOGEY GOES ZOOM
>>154425571within a few decades? probably yes
Speaking of Elly, I'm not even sure how this throw is possible. You typically see guys jump to square their shoulders for this kinda play. This was like an 90 mph backwards flip with his wrist. https://x.com/RedsDaily4/status/2049315022665322617
RIP Salvy
based Ty France
>>154425592can't stand that account but his call compilations are breddy gud
>>154425366I own a switch 2 and haven't posted on /v/ in years.
>ty france renaissance in san diegopretty based tbqh
what did he trip on??looked like he just fell over into the wall
KKKKKtani
>>154425612he forgot his shoes today, had to borrow a pair of judges
>>154425565mets broke him
bednar? more like. wellfednar!
>>154425479which one is going to burn the horse for insurance money?
>>154425655man that arc was so fucking good. peak of the series imho
>Astra Zeneca ad behind home plate
LOLrags
>>154425312one Japanese player can make a huge difference
>>154425648more like shitting the Bednar
kek stankeedoos
any doyerpaco know smith's walkup song?
>error so that the run is unearned500 IQ
>>154425677same thing with the Rockies getting Sugano
What a snag by Jizz to end the game!
>>154425690it was an error by him, it should count since he technically made the run happened
Why are the dodgers so high on Freeland? He hasn't shown anything to indicate he is even better than Kim.
DA YANKEES WIN
I was hoping for extra slurpings but a raggies loss is a win too.
PITCHERS GOT A BIG BUTT
Based Ohtani committed an error to make sure his era wasn’t raised. Manfred loves it
>>154425708but it doesn't, that's the great part
gg Rags.
>>154425690only unearned because it scored on a sac flyif it scored on a hit it would be earned
>>154425716>>154425690I remember Felix Hernandez winning an era title based on a scoring change made retroactively to reduce his earned runs by like 5 or 6
King Suck with a clutch line drive to continue the Doyers inning.
>>154425723dubious call stands call at the end there but I guess not conclusive enoughggs tho, yankees looking primed this year
>>154425724tf
>yankees and Knicks winAwful
>>154425143Ironically I like pretty much everything Garland has written but not directedexcept DmC (yes that DmC, the edgy devil may cry remake) which he apparently wrote, which is really bizarre to meI highly recommend Day of the Dead, I think it's the scariest movie ever made
>>154425723Based but fuck anime and AI>>154425748Seethe leafjeet
>>154424922>don't forget to watch Eephus!The eephus is the most gangsta pitch in baseball.
>>154425738Based noticer
>>154425752>the scariest movie ever madei think you misspelled the conversation
seiya likes hitting in petco, can we have him cubbies?
I get all of my financial/real estate advice, movie recommendations, and anime to avoid from /mlb/
>>154425748metknicks
where did all the cubbie posters go? they were poosting a lot earlier but seem to have disappeared soon before their team started playing
>>154425784whats yer offer
>>154425715
>>154425791They’re all on the rag
>>154425791
>exactly half of the the teams that played today won and exactly half lostNeat coincidence. Has there ever been a day where every single team lost or every single team won?
>>154425487i look like this and eat this
>>154425787what are those colorful characters behind them doing?
>>154425786i'm guessing it's wives day tonight cause the song sounded fruity
>>154425804
>>154425791Total cubger death
>>154425487i'm the yellow guy posting in /mlb/
>>154425804I still wanna know if any team has ever hit back to back grand slams
Walktani
For me it’s the Sac town As
>>154425804how many points does a team get for a draw?
>>154425804mandfred is behind this
>Ohtani on the hill>losewhat does he even do?
>>154425845350
>>154425826jeans brand??
>>154425829Technically possible if you walk the bases loaded since walks don’t count as at bats.
>>154425804Sometimes
Faggot hit that bunting pos in the skull next time
Shohei seems kinda serious this season
holy based first pitch bunt hit bryce johnson
>>154425850I ask that everyday
Attaplay Seiya!
73 mph curve ball after 100mph fastball is disgusting
choke up
>>154425868This nigga named Johnson
>>154425748Don't you have a grandfather to fuck, Ranjeesh?
Will it be cubgers today or mardres?
>>154425877
I just saw on reddit that the red sox are having a Heated Rivalry night later this year with the mariners
every time a runner gets on 3rd, the next pitch is going to be a fastball at 100mph every time with shoheihe does it literally every time he gets in trouble, should be easy to know its coming
>>154425877okay, i thought something was off
>>154425877based amanda summer villapando
>>154425877Being a Dodgers fan must be fucking so embarrassing if you're a faux macho cholo type
>>154425852Forever21
dubs and muncy hits a dinger
>>154425893this is everything, and im here for it. all of my yes. take it
>>154425877>Mrs. Sasakiare we sure Roki actually got married, or did he make it up?
>>154425909epic fail
>>154425891>mardres
>>154425877>A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton Good taste
>>154425887Should be careful. The head of your FBI might van you for such remarks.
>>154425885you know, nietzsche says "out of chaos comes order"
Has Tatis ever challenged a pitch? Why did he not challenge that shit?
>>154425877how come they all have waifus?
>>154425925because he's a BITCH
>>154425893>>154425910yay Im so happy!
>>154425911you wouldn't know her. she goes to another school
>>154424986Is it okay if I'm like that with Merrill Kelly tho?
>>154425912>epic fail
Junk is a goated pitcher name. Sounds like he’s from backyard baseball
yesavage looks like hes got a bit chubby over the off-season
dubs and pages hits a dinger
>>154425918>oh blow it out your ass Howard Based winky again ;)
teoscar gets us
>>154425961The guy who shoves the dodger dogs up his ass?
>>154425965achievable natty?
Pages with a clutch homer to tie the game!
after that long camera time for teo, i can safely say that teoscar hernandez is WHITE
rushing ops going in the dumpster. never let that bum take ohtanis spot again
>>154425961
The Dodgers choice of walkout music is very odd this game no wonder why they are losing:>Muncy: an Ariana Grande song about enjoying the materialistic life>Teoscar: an Alessia Cara song about Body Dymorphis>Kim: some Japanese song despite being Korean>Freeland: Baby by Justin Bieber
>>154425744That had me going too and I wouldn't have been mad if it were reversed. >>154425754You and I may not agree on a lot of things, but we agree on what matters most: 28 SOON.
>>154425911monke!
wait this isnt hoc
Reds gonna Red
>>154425993Kim isn't even married which is the confusing part, he chose that himself
>>154425993I don't know any of these songs
>>154425993>Freddy’s wife enjoys Spanish musicTuckers husband could never
>>154425993Their wives picked the songs for today
>>154426003watch baseball with us PUH-LEASE
>Ump was shocked his call was correct for oncekek
Ohtani is NASTY
pull bumtani
>>154426017i dont wanna cheer for an american team and i also dont wanna cheer for the jays
Attaeye Petey!
Ohtani must have betted on him not going more than 6 innings.
where is monkey bats
>>154426036just pretend to be a fan of a team that's losing and post something gay
Kwabunt
>>154426006He has a girlfriend
>>154425893I had to google this Of course /mlb/ is aware of a show about faggots
I swear to god Tucker literally is a statue
>both san diego padgers series are before the all star breaklame scheduling manfred
Ohclutchni with a massive inning ending strikeout!
>>154426057If I could fall Into the skyDo you think time Would pass me byyyyyyyeCause you know I’d walk a thousand miles if I could JustSeeYouToniiiiiiiiiiiight
>>154425927ill never get this if i was a millionaire mid 20s athlete id be doing literally fucking everything in my power to stay single these retards giving half their shit away to some plastic bimbo
>>154425752thanks, I'll check it out. I've kind of been itching for a zombie movie>>154425783Kino. Prime FFC was a god. I also really liked Megalopolis lol
the game ohtani became washed as a pitcher
PRRRRRRRRT
Ooof this is looking like it could go downhill pretty fast
nico slap!
SUGOI OHBETNI SAN
>>154426036The only sane canadian
>>154426087>POODRES BAU BAU!
>>154426097Well ya see Timmy that’s because a woman has never loved you
>>154426097Well you're not a millionaire, and you're still single. This is why you're not in the big leagues.
wow BUSTani has already given up more runs today than shitty logan gilbert!
>Dodgers fans are watching the Padres because Ohtani is blowing it for the Dodgers
NICO!!!
>>154426097that's funny, i would do the literal exact opposite given hindsight. a multimillion dollar deal at 23 or 24 and i'm finding a decently educated 7/10 to immediately squeeze out 4 kids
walkissuetani
kek poodres
constantly going out and having sex with multiple partners is exhausting and actually kind of gross when you think about it
>>154426071just give it a chance!
Can’t wait for THE Chud (Treinan) to come in and give up 5 more runs
The Reds are going to Red
>>154426097Incel retard kek someone post the doorbell chud pic
>>154426126worst he's looked this season. he's still superhuman.
>Doygers fans waving for their own pitcher
>>154425893The red sox aren't good enough for him.
>>154426097Yeah but you can work around it. A lot of divegrass players put their assets in the name of their mother in the eventuality of separation with their spouse she gets nothing. Idk the laws in America but if its allowed baseball players probably do it too
outtadajamtani
>>154426161I'm a new dodgers fan. Why is that bad? Is the wave supposed to be a distraction?
>80+ pitches through 5 inningsOhtani is washed
>>154426170bailedoutani
and Ohtani gets out of it!
tani playing like nolan ryback
>>154426006we're just living in a time where young koreans and chinese grew up on japanese anime
>>154426146Maybe for you. MLB player can pick literally any 9-10 he wants. Or go the tiger woods route and bang porn stars
why does ohtani start nibbling all of sudden, it happens in like the 4th/5th inning every game
bad challenge
Mariners will win the AL West by 10 games. Terrible division
>>154426115Doyers are still losing
That was an awful challenge
>>154426197McLean does the same thing
poodrepacos kek
>>154425877>26 Letters - Camran Shafeean ft. Blake Snellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnUa1oOZ6Vcjust had to listen to that banger again.
>>154426196you have that backwards, tiger was fucking literally any woman who laughed at one of his jokes. his first time getting caught was with a random fucking waitress lmao
>>154426217wasting your time anon east coasties don’t know what the al west is
>>154426196anon no matter what your status you are not guaranteed to have sex with someone the first night you meet them. people naturally want to have the consistency of a relationship instead of spending every single night out at bars hoping the slut they are planning on banging doesnt end up puking and crying in the uber before it happens
The crowd is singing Baby lord have mercy
>>154426217bullish
dubs and rushing hits a dinger
>>154425608ya his takes are kinda annoying, but i appreciate his effort on these big play calls. fun to hear opposing announcers talk about our redlegs.
this hurler's name is Junk, kek
I saw the giants going into philly against one of the leagues worst teams on a 12(?) game losing streak and the jints coming off a series win over the marlins and told myself, there is no way in hell theyre winning this gamewhy the fuck didnt I put money on it, god dammit
>>154426254>off by one (1)
I must vibecode a website which shows the last time Hyeseong Kim had a hit and a homer. Everytime I watch the Doyers he never gets a hit or a homer
>>154426237He literally banged porn stars and models>>154426244You cannot fathom how easy getting pussy is for a high status man. Any professional athlete can go to any bar/club and take his pick. Doesn’t matter if she’s single or not, promiscuous or not, etc. ALL women jump at the chance to land a high value man. Women want resources and status more than anything.
>>154426256lel it's your account isn't it
kek rushing
kek what the fuck just happened there?
dubs and campy goes yard
>>154426254fml
Dalton Rushing? More like Dalton Bitching
>>154426254dubs and i fuck your ass
>>154426244then why is every single player wife a 5
dumbass umps FUCK EM
>>154426291i don't get it
>>154426278remember hearing tales about how idris elba fucked two of the women at my work in the bathroom at a corporate event
>>154426278>He literally banged porn stars and modelsand multiple nobody women he just happened to see at coffee shops and shit too
big knock Campy!
Can we get some UMPkino memes?
the umps have been given the manfred script to make rushing look badthat was fucked, rushing is innocent
God I hope someone breaks Dalton Rushing's wrist.
>>154426278>ALL women jump at the chance to land a high value manthis is what chudcels LITERALLY believe
>>154426279no. my account mostly posts racists shitposts about indians and perry alpha memes. i don't care enough to post sport compliations.
>time what? no, sit down fag
NEW>>154426343>>154426343>>154426343
hi
Cubdres game is the best
>>154426278>Any professional athlete can go to any bar/club and take his pick. Only athletes who come from humble working backgrounds do such a feat. I can guarantee you someone like O'Neil Cruz banging new broad every night while Ohtani is married and had a few relationships but never was promiscuous. Its hard to be an athlete and find the right one if you are not with your high school sweetheart
>>154426291Dalton Rushingofftogethisassfucked is his birth name. They shortened it so it’d fit on the jersey.
>>154426340also, reds daily is almost certainly a rdt poster. there are reds fan accounts who I'm sure post here tho.
>>154426318This is my best umpie maymay
>POODRES
