>>154460122News - JDM quit again
prates vs morales make it happen dana
>>154477553BASED
my thread will be far superior
shit thread
Kenny Okoye MMA is the best channel on youtube. He’s constantly wrong lol i love this guy
JDM vs Themba Gorimbo
You guys are boring im going out to sun gaze my ass crack
>>154477587To be fair he was only 99% sure
Is this brit paki the same one who used to be a janny here? There was a few months where saying paki was a bannable offense
some maddalenagger convinced me to bet on jdm just to see him get tortured
>>154477598Has he tried working out?
Thai Tuivasa almost fought Jones. Thatäs fucking crazy man.
>>154477594You havn't been sungazing this entire card?
listening to the post presser unlike you posers>>154477615put down the bottle it is 02.05
>>154477569No. No point in ruining either's career without a belt on the line. Just let them beat up boring fighters to get title shots and get bums like Muhammad and Usman out of the rankings>>154477598Anyone that is fat in the UFC needs to be cut. You literally can't be fat if you practice any form of grappling which means that fat turd literally refuses to just train anything besides heavy bags
>>154477615Jbj wouldve permanently crippled his knees thus ending his career with some dignity, that was a good ending for tai
This guy is even more of a fraud than smegalena Dropped by a jab from grandpa Dariush
>>154477594I imagine Nafris have very hairy asses, does any sunlight even get through that hair, or do you shave your ass?
>>154477587How it started Picrel how it’s going
Can Tai Tuivasa run a mile?
that rare BJJ nigga wit handz
>>154477650bit gay
>>154477646He just wanted experience about getting dropped. Fucking genious man.
>>154477650Quintessential british paki, immediately turning his thoughts and posts to hair male asses
>>154477650He waxes. He is on heem after all.
Louis Sutherland > Cyril Gaped
>>154477656if there's a pizza at the end
I'm cooking up a new career arc for tai tusivasa... get this, he switches to the fighting nerds, gets the glasses, AND DOES A SHOEY, HE DRINKS THE BEER FROM A SHOE WHILE WEARING NERD GLASSES!
>>154477650why must you do this toby
a well executed knee strike is *chef's kiss*
JDMs complete lack of poker face is a terrible flaw. He can’t hide it when he’s in pain and Islam literally made him cry.
>>154477614He's so fucking weak, how the fuck was this dude champ ???
>>154477768He famously bodied the Lion of Palestine.
UFC fighters after losing to Islam Makhachev>JDMutterly dominated and finished>moicanolost next fight>poirierlost next fight>volkanovskilost next fight>oliveira1 win, 1 loss>greenlost next fight>hookerlost next fight>moiseslost next fight>doberlost next fight>ramos3 fight losing streak>tsarukyan5 fight win streak>johnsonlost next fight>tibau4 fight losing streak, lost next fight>lentz1 win, 1 loss>wade1 win, 1 loss>islam KO'd by martins>kuntzlost next fightBut pakattacks will tell you Ilia is the one fighting washed fighters
*enters thread*
>>154477768He had the performance of his life against Belal who was himself a vulnerable champion and I suspect Islam mentally broke him so he’s even worse now
>I bet your fish head wife is going to cry when I lay you out with these cannons
>>154477692>let me stop and let him recoverilia would have also lost by now if fighters didn't do this
>>154477780There’s a difference between fighting washed fighters and washing fighters
GET IN HERE /HEEM/WATCH THESE INDIANS GET HEEM'Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIl7ufKHWhM
>>154477768Aussies get pushed in the UFC because they have a huge MMA market. Same reason Tai isn't cut, Salkild is getting fed favorable matchups, Volk gets Lopes over Movsar and why they keep giving Erceg layup fights
>>154477780Damn our Slamdaddy really permaflushed all those piggies It was smart of Clitia to duck of us to duck Clitia xisters
>>154477795the man is talented but the fact that he got clipped by flushed old man Dariush is worrisome.
>>154477796unironically the right thing to do in that situation, take your time and pick your shots, too many retards rush in and get tied up in a grappling exchange
All this wouldn't have happened if leon didn't land that headkick on usman
>>154477812>huge mma market Australia has 2/3 the population of California
>>154477780Ilia’s signature wins are Volk and Charles but older and max who got destroyed by Charles
>>154477782they've hired someone to film them
>It was smart of Clitia to duck of us to duck Clitia xistersooof, bud bud ding ding
>>154477646Dariush has good thudding power, he's just slow.
Brie Willett and this broad have the same physiognomy
>>154477840the khat has taken ahold
>>154477646Dariush is unironically a super skilled fighter. He just has no durability
>>154477840Woops as a Clitia piggy the bbc had just hit my g spot
>>154477802>open stream>front kick to the faceHEEEM SLEEPY
>>154477851brie is way better at it
>>154477569Let prates murder usmeng
Carlos kills Islam in round two
>>154477858Yeah it's why he beat Gamrot, since Gamrot has absolutely no pop
>>154477882Prates tdd is really bad he needs to keep away from wrestlers
>>154477831They get 3 events per year and the UFC is trying to crack the top 10 since it really has to only compete with bullshit like cricket, golf, surfing, and a bunch of other bullshit that aussies watch. Regardless it's undeniable the UFC caters to Aussies
>>154477646The Gamrot of WW
>>154477780Islam breaks down his victims so thoroughly they lose all faith in their ability. It takes all time GOAT level mentality + skills to rebound from that.A right place right time shitter like JDM never stood a chance.
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HE'S HOLDING HIM DOWN
Suicide piggies are a mentally fragile creature Du piggy and JDMaggotMinge will never win again sadly
>>154477896JDM easily took Prates down. Islam is not retarded enough to just stand in front of Prates to get destroyed.
Pisslam's wins aging like milk. It took him 5 rounds to hug that bum.
>>154477935>French
Islam’s best wins volk and Charles are so washed, imagine how meaningless it would be to beat those guys now
Khabib
ufc is dogshit lol
>>154477935>JDM easily took Prates downcause prates was taking the piss, he laughed at jack and made fun of him for wrestlingand then he defended all the rest whilst battering him on the feet
Garry and morales should fight islam let prates keep heeming strikers
Islam’s best win is Arman thoever
>>154477989shartman lost to gamrot mate
>>154477974It really isUFSLOP
Prates got taken down 5 times by Ian Garry and heemtards think he beats Islam lmao
>>154477780isnt everyone from his last fights bar JDM above the age of 35 anyway? same goes for tsarukyan
Name R-Mans best two wins
>jdmaggotmingekek
>>154477935JDM's concession that he had nothing for Prates on the feet was nothing to brag about. The fight was over after that.
>>154477916>Islam breaks down his victimsPisslam sniffs his victims dick for thirty minutes
>bro you dont understand jdms volume and head movement are elite
>>154478032So you're saying cuckrry couldn't strike with Prates and had to resort to taking him down?
Luke Thomas' wife
>>154478043Gamrot and Nina
ACK della madalena
>>154478067He neutralizes their ability to fight should he pleaseHe also butchers them on the feet should he pleaseOnly Topuria could possibly beat this guy
>>154478032Islam got chinned by Adriano Martins retard
>>154478083The fact she's never been posted means she's probably a solid 6-7/10 that would make perfect wife material.
>>154477614humiliating lol
agugu gaga
>>154478083go on
>>154478092Pisslam was beaten to a pulp by full camp old featherweight, absolutely slaughtered to the point where he took shape of swastika on canvas by Pantoja from Temu and was battered by decreipt PorierHe's pretty good at ducking and cherry picking his opponents.
>>154478105Reminds me of someone else
>>154478082GOATry dominated shartes in every facet of MMA despite taking the fight on 2 weeks notice
>>154478105Volk is one of the greatest fighters of all time and had the lighter man skill buff. Poirier had that gritty dog ass white nigga from the hood Cinderella story buff.
corner cuckrry was DOMINATING prates when he crawled away on all fours
>>154478127The fighting nerds cant gameplan for Ian garry in two weeks after a full camp of different gameplan and prates still had him and inch from death in the 5th
>>154478127Islam is fighting THIS guy? BDScels, how do we salvage the Islam is a duck narrative?
>>154478105Do all 5’4 homosexual Georgians oink for their Slamdaddy 24/7? Or just the two of you?
>>154478127Cuckchado is a pathetic decision merchant, Carlos dominates a rematch on full prep
Why didn't Islam "I fight anybody at 155 and don't choose opponents" Started not fighting Ilia and started choosing his opponents few weeks after that statement?
>>154478153>The fighting nerds cant gameplan for Ian garryTrue. Didn’t read the rest
Prates beats every welterweight on the roster in a pure stand up fight (i.e Muay Thai) There's not a single fighter who can beat him without resorting to crotchsniffing.
Fight Ilia Topuria at the White House?No brazza, My hand is broken, I cannot fight>Fight Not-Ilia Topuria in July?Yes brazza, I am ready to fight.
Everyone who loses to islam loses their next fight
islam actually mauls prateshjdm was taking him down with ease
>>154478198legacy more important (even though 85 people were already double champs)
>It took Pisslam 25 minutes of sticking his head into Australian mans sweaty dick and balls to "win" a title>It took carlos prates half the time to batter same Australian man into a bloody mush.The fraud champ has a name and it is Pisslam.
>>154478232fart smella went 2 of 5 on takedowns lad
Once prates hits you with this shit youre just done
>>154478246relative ease anyway he never even learned wrestling until last weekend
Zatdaddy is a Strickraped poster
>>154478240his legacy is utter dogshit and aging worse by the day
prates the nigga you want to send in to beat up your bully
>>154478240His legacy will be being a fraud champ who cherrypicked and his way onto belt after being submitted by Ilia in front of Khabib.
>>154478127being a cuck is the best base for MMA
>>154478255prates was literally laughing in his face on the first attempt
Ian Garry is terrifying man... This dude isn't human. He's like a cyborg or something.
>>154478295>>154478202Uh oh…
>>154478259>russian talmbout sodomystones and glass houses
>>154478259>muslim has homosexual thoughts and tendenciesimagine my shock
>>154478277Thank God we have a new lightweight champ who fights all the top contenders frequently
>>154478307>19 takedown attempts
>>154478342Abu Strickgaped converted for his Zatdaddy? https://x.com/MMAJOEYC/status/2049861529571360968?s=20
>>154478342I don't think Sean Strickland or his dad are Muslim
Prates TDD is 80% btw
Carlos Prates everybody.
In all seriousness, where does he go from here?
>>154478403against *checks notes* nothing but pure strikers
>>154478418Fight one of the bum fringe contenders like medic or mallott
>>154478347He should instead call out featherweights like PisslamJG is higher ranked than ANY lightweight Pisslam defended against.
>>154477646He didn't see it
>>154478418I don't know maybe a mike mallot or a buck
Kind reminder that Pisslam spent more than one year of his period as lightweight champion fighting featherweightsKinder reminder that Pisslam has NEVER defended against anyone higher than rank number 5.
>>154478475Oh dang that's sucks
>>154478434>pure strikers resort to crotchsniffing cause they can't beat him on the feet>he gives up a few takedowns cause he wasn't preparing for a wrestlerjogs the noggin b
>>154478437>>154478475Clean your mouth.
>>154478489Gary took him down at will
>>1544785024 of 19 takedown attempts mate pull the other one
>>154478489>pure strikers resort to crotchsniffing But stinking Achmeds were telling me that JDM is greatest boxer to walk in UFC and his got billion win streak was broken by Islam
>>154478489>hes a beastly wrestler he just keeps giving up takedowns to strikers stumbling into himFor sure
The other day, I was walking down the street. I saw ahead of me two women dressed in down. I called out to them "Hello, ladies! How are you today." and they ignored me. I thought perhaps they had not heard me so I called out again. "Hello, ladies! How are you this morning?" and then they flapped their wings and flew away. I said "Oh, those two were some birds."
>>154478514He was held down multiple rounds
Shartes sissies still aren’t over the GOATry domination I see
Edson Barbosa vs Colby Covington is THE fight to make
>>154478531Classic
Does Islam beat Gane?
>>154478533>3 minutes and 9 seconds of control time>prates had 1 minute 46 of his ownyou're trying b
>>154478418gatekeeper for top 5.
>>154478515people hyping JDMaggotMinge were the same retards who seethe pick against Slampapi in every fight
>>154478573Lmao nice try. most of /heem/ was very vocal about how dogshit he was.
>>154478562Go watch the fight fool
The only people I saw hyping JDM were1) Australian bogans who also hype Tuivasa2) Muslims to make Islams thirty minute crotchsniffing eyesore look meaningful
Gonna be real I was watching Inoue vs Nakatani instead of PooFC
>>154478661FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT
>Watching two guys fight>randomly start seething about Islam Makhachev for no reason Are you ok
Islam vs Ian Garry should be next but will it happen?
>>154478676My boiminge started leakin' seein' a fellow piggy get xer bacon bussy melanated...
Pigfag poster is back? Im out!
>>154478676Slampapi control heempiggies like a puppet master sadly
>>154478789I fear that the light heavyweight belt carries a worse curse.
me after zleeming you
>>154478743Imagine unwrapping that robe and seeing his BBC flop out on your snout...Mmmm....
>>154478789just how fucking shit is tyrone woodley
People really watched Prates heem Peon the fuck out with barely any effort, and still picked Jacques? Why?
>>154478418fight leon
>>154478894I would guess combination of the Garry fight and Leon being a boring shitter that was clearly on the decline.
>>154478892As shit as Robbie Lawler
>>154478894You have to realize man, people can be wrong sometimes
>>154478954>>154478978That’s fucking crazy, man.
>>154478992Yeah
>>154477780Kinda interesting that the opposite happens with Ilia. Whenever he beats anyone they win their next fight.
Does Prates have a monstrous grip or what? Every time he grabs people by the wrists they seem to be unable to set themselves free.
>>154478853Damn....i Just got raped by Mikey Muselix!!
>>154479147Bangkok Ready™ is actually a reference to the enhanced grip strength you develop by adding reach-arounds into your routine.
>>154479147you've never held on a pack of smokes in a crowded nightclub i can tell
must be so shit not being funny
The wolf rapes the small AGPiggy when it oinks
just watched smega della finga get heemed, now on to mengbred
>>154478418A Tony Ferguson type losing streak
I have only missed two cards in the last several years... the first being jdm vs islam. somehow I just zoned the fuck out that day and forgot it was saturday. the second was... wait for it... jdm vs prates. for some reason I thought it was coming on in the afternoon. what is it with jdm that makes me miss entire cards?
>>154477812>Volk keeps getting Lopes over Movsar Movsar is also a tailor made matchup for Volk if the UFC really didnt like him they could have easily scored the Allen or Murphy fights the other way keep in mind the dude pulled out of fighting aaron pico on his UFC debut last year
>>154479394oops I mean jdm vs belal, not islam. perhaps it was belal's fault I forgot.
Is it just me or is there no hype at all for this year in UFC? What fights have taken place or are on the horizon that are seriously anticipated matchups?
took makhachev 5 rounds of hugging to winkwablmao even
>>154477812erceg got rushed to the top. he deserves a layup or two to get some experience and confidence back. tuivasa is a drawl. let's be honest here. tuivasa is better than tafa bros on the ground. movsar didn't get volk because nobody wants to see him just hump the entire fight, lopes is exciting. volk is probably too fast for movsar based on their last performance. volk still looks great and movsar looked mediocre.
>>154479230You would know
>>154479526>2026>still slandering islam
>>154479520the next card is stacked
tim smelliot
>>154479526Islambros…
>every main card was a heem>still complaininggo watch boxing then
Went to bed after round two of elliot. I assume JDM and Dariush put on a show. Knew prates was shit
I have seen enoughStrip Mrs. Pigslam of xher chastity beltCP is the obvious champ
>>154479554Movdaddy oinks volpiggy to the abbatoir and claims his daughters as spoils of war
They call him CP because of the human trafficking allegations against him.
>>154479695we already lost one finn to that today be careful b
jdm needs to do an entire training camp focused on establishing a poker face for when he gets hurt
still waiting for paramount excellence
Why would they give the belt to Ian garry’s fleshlight
>>154479743Nobody is talking about Belal
talmbout reasons to remember the name
really proud of not being able to get women. absolute state
>>154479801monitor?
>>154479723Jannies are base creatures, driven and derided by vanity; I’m not afraid of them.
>mfw I only watched the themba gorimbo fight
how is jdm such dogshit that was honestly pathetic
>>154479786Beastlal was already champion albeit
>trump bombs iran>ormuz closed>opium supply gone>jdm suddenly can't fightMakes you think. Trump just loves browns.
>>154479835People forget man an embarrassing loss like the one he had to islam can be soul crushing
>>154479822they seemed especially vicious yesterday when some finn got a 30 day ban for greentexting a spelling mistake perhaps a pay cut is in order
you now remember simba goyimbo
>>154479871They have truly run this site into the ground along with the admin and mods. Festering cocksucking social lowlifes, even worst than us. Respectfully
had I spent all these years training instead of watching and discussing mma, I'd be the first triple champ.
Yeah I think Aussöys should permanently fuck off from here.
>>154479920definitely they are even lower than, dare i say it and may chatri forgive me for uttering this word, boxcels
>>154480070that's slop i just don't get real taco and tortilla is hella cheap and easy to make and these are shit there is no justification for eating taco bell even as a fatass
of which i am not in case there was misunderstandingfat i meancannot stress that enough
Australians are either very good (volk, whittaker) or very bad (jdm, tuivasa) at fighting. They Dont have many mid level guys.
>>154479652big john saved islam's life here but allowed jon jones to have like 15 unanswered strikes on DC
>>154480119JDM isn’t awful he’s mid and Whittaker was also a shit champ who never defended or even won the belt
>>154480070They keep fast food in the back for a quick photo shoot with winners. See Chama eating cold chicken tenders after winning the belt.
>>154480134no one likes dc
>>154480169>JDM isn’t awfulopinion disregarded>Whittaker was also a shit champHe was the guy at middleweight for a while newfriend
>>154480169>JDM isn’t awfulName his best 3 wins in UFC.
>>154480169Cone on b Whittaker is cool
>>154480223Kevin HollandBelalGilbert freaking Burns
Is there a bigger meme than JDM? People unironically hyped him up as the well-rounded elite striker with the secret sauce from Craig Jones to beat Islam.
the only good gdm win is GDKlal
>>154480223Randy BrownGiblert BurnsAnge Loosa
>>154480269>Split decision>Belal threw>FlukeHe is shit.
>>154480285who was the hella tall black cuban guy who was supposed to move like mvpalso who is mvp
>>154480285Topuria. Hyped up for slurping Islam's sloppy seconds.
>>154477569Fuck that, Garry gets fed to Morales. Islam vs Prates next
JDM reminded me of this fight. Urijah at least had the decency to go to distance.
jdm left him crippled
>>154480380Pic take moments before jdm bit his balls off.
Topuria? No brazza, my hand is broken, give me Kamaru Usman.
>>154480313>mvpThat reminds me, 'member shart poolet?
>>154480434oh yes oh dear oh dear that also reminded me of a bolephant in the nickelroom we forgot
>>154480134Vased.
I missed the card as I thought it was on later tonight, any webms?
>>154480480Gaziev saved the card
>>154480380His legs probably hurt like hell after kicking and kneeing Fart Smella for 15 minutes straight.
>>154480418
Could Garrybussy heem JDManletbussy?Don't think soSissy white bois cower before the power of blkkk boi HANDZ of steel
>>154480418>>154480514Kek, Imagine crying like a toddler in front of thousands of people
>>154480537
D:
how did ian beat prates? is he secretly good?
>>154480588Garry is larger than Prates. JDM is smaller than Prates.
>>154480181fair enough
>>154480609Ian Garry isn't actually very large. He's lanky. JDM frame wise is bigger than both
>>1544806395'11" cope
>>154480588People shit on Ian for being a cuck, but truth be told, he’s a very good fighter, and I’d still favor him over Prates in a rematch.
>>154480647It's just how it be b DC was a big LHW even though he was a manlet. Sometimes shorter guys just pack more meat on their frame.
>>154480588He's a cuck faggot but yes he's very good. Prates wins the hematch though
doo thinks gastelum is a big middleweight
Aljo was very big for Bantamweight and he had a lot of trouble making weightO'Malley is lanky but honestly he's not a very big bantamweight despite what his height would tell you. Weight cuts for him are probably pretty easy
How does anyone think strickland can win, people saying he proved the world wrong vs Izzy but that was basically a striker vs striker match. Sean's upright stance with no KO threat is probably the worst style to have versus a dominant wrestler, even if cumshot gasses he'll still have 3 rounds won by that point and Strickland ain't knocking him out.
Now Michael Morales, that's a guy who's both lanky for his division and actually big as fuck. I honestly don't know how he makes 170 he looks like a LHW in there
>>154480535talmbout handz of steel?
you post like a marxist everyone is big in their own way go read the giving tree while wearing a dress
>>154480201What do you consider a mid fighter? JDM shouldn’t have been champ but he’s still easily top 10, probably top 5
>>154480697Thats why everyone is ducking him
>>154480691unless seans BJJ and TDD gasses khamzat by 2.5
Legendary jitsuka Sean Strickland
>>154480691He won't it's just cope, the major problem with fighters who prepare for these muzzies is that they are not going straight to the source. You are not going to find wrestlers of their pedigree at ATT or Extreme Couture or virtually any American gym even at Olympic level. These guys train a completely different system from birth, you cannot replicate that in one fight camp. Even Dricus took him down. Chimaev by R1 SUB.
>>154480432Everyone knows Usdaddy uses Clitia as a fleshlight Based Slamdaddy calling for the toughest challenges. There’s no one quite like the PFP no.1!
>>154479853americans have been controlling brazilian fighters since the start b
>>154480724Buckly, Brady, Edwards, etc just at welterweightAll these guys dismantle JDM. He's a D-Rod level fighter, just compare their Holland performances.
Topuria ironically knocks JDM out cold.
People get stuck on the control time and dominance from Khamzat in the DDP fight but they forget why it was possible. DC was detailing how DDP was repeatedly making very basic mistakes defending what Khamzat was doing. Why wasn't Khamzat smothering Gilbert like this? Did he choose to go life and death with him out of pride? Or is it that Gilbert was trained by coaches reared on NCAA Wresting programs?
>>154480883DC also said DDP's gift was in dragging the other guy down to his sloppy streetbeefs level. Khamzat doesnt have a brain for DDP to play tricks on.
>>154480791Nobody thought Strickland would beat Adesanya either
>>154480791Chimaev ain't risking position for submission in his yearly title defence, he's gonna spam takedowns and hold him for 5 rounds.
>>154480856trvke but unironically
>dfw UFC pulls da swerve and Stricklands mythical grappling is actually real
>>154480967I cannot even imagine what kind of retard draws a false equivalence of this magnitude>>154480969I doubt it, Strickland's BJJ is untested and he's never fought an elite wrestler like Khamzat. Plus it is personal, I think Khamzat will want to make a statement and there really isn't much risk from Sean on the feet to deter a scramble situation.
>>154481072You're right. Khamzat hasn't shown us the enduring dominance that Adesanya had.
>>154481059Strickland finna strap him in a sharpshooter and vinnie gonna come out and say ring the bell>>154481072I don't think cumshot really gives a fuck, he just wants his win so he can fuck off for a year
so what's up with bispingaids?
https://youtu.be/kQ8NRlPTML0?t=3m1simagine the chimaev version of this sequence strickland's turbo-fucked
The alcohol is winning brosDrunk as hell Empty bank accountGotta go to work in 30 minutesDont think its gonna work out guys, homelessness incomingI'll miss you all
Strickland opened at +300 against both Adesanya and Khamzat Do with that what you will.
>>154481262>drinking before workGrim
>>154481262Just drive into a tree
>>154481262Put it all on strickland, got nothing to lose
>>154481262It's saturday
>>154481262I hope it does
>>154481262I will pray that you meet a swift and painless death, may your suffering be no more.
ufc is pathetic lmao
Who is going to fraud check Sallkild?
>Tom Aspenladd >Glover >Jiri>Jamawl >Big Ank >Sean R.>Sean O.>JDM>Bullyb170>Peon >Volks current pity run >Julianna Peña Who is the worst UFC champion of this decade?
>>154480418this is edited right?
>>154481397Ruffy imo or Benoit could pull it off, I could Renato giving him a hard time
>>154481399belal with tom honorable mention but he has to win an undisputed title fight first
>>154481419Man lightweight is grim right now
>>154481477It is, the Conor era was the best it ever was and will be bar a few names
damn man, cant believe i missed the heems
>>154481262IC code?
>>154481399if you remove jamal from ever existing the lhw title becomes lineal again (at least until lelberg became champ) so probably him
Fuck the poofc for putting on cards in the morning making me watch it back later, happy my boy prates destroyed le no power technique man
got my glorious queen fightfairy reactions playing in the background
>>154481698is that what we call mma che now?
>>154481698we love her don't we folks
>>154481698ordered my pissbottle 2 weeks ago, she says it's still in the mail
>>154481687https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1t1y9q4/carlos_prates_vs_jack_della_maddalena_full_ufc/the fights on reddit
>>154481687 found it herehttps://x.com/YBaver19059/status/2050613678752383400
>>154481722>>154481747I've already seen it, b's
>me name's jack magdalene and i'm a retard
>>154481755
jackie madeline will be arrested by fbi next time he fights in america. those leg kicks weren't knocking him down he was taking dives because he thought he could do better on the ground after his end of round one takedown was the only semblance of life he showed all fight. rigging sports bets is illegal federally. hell see the consequences for his actions mark my word
>pratesh is a bjj blackbelt
>>154481813Someone lost 20 dollars
>>154481419I think you'd be surprised
>>154481755genuinely surprised how little respect CP had for smegma's power
>>154481878JDM doesn't really have power, if he did he would have finished Belal who has done and ready to be felled near the end of their fight. He's a technique merchant, basically the Petr Yan of welterweight. The only person he knocked out was old man Burns
>>154481837i dont gamble its haram im merely stating that actions have consequences
>>154481837yeah but he has 6 grand in amex bills so it all adds up
>>154481920i thought we established nobody knows who amex are b
>>154481262You should buy a gun and heem a banker, B.
>>154481878What power? Lol.
>>154481950i'm a numbers meng b
>>154481262You gon let alcohol heem you? What a massive story loss
Islam is such a fag. We have this nasty evil striker thats so cool but you already know Islam will sub him in 1 round. And same thing if we had some monster bjj guy subbing everyone you already know Islam would kickbox his ass. Its tuff B. Its tuff
>>154481993Shut up, bitch. You never know what someone else is going through.
also just watched the new blownapart videos I cannot figure why but he sounds like such a Pearl clutching faggot as of lately
>>154482019what the fuck is wrong with you
We'll bounce back, bros
>>154481404No. It is from the knockouts video at UFC's page.
>>154481993>tf>tpyou fear it so much it's banned maybe you don't talmbout alcoholism like that since you are blissfully ignorant
>>154482021>>154482105you two are some punk ass bitches
you'd think nafris would know about voids given they always chat shit about some heihachi san and how he brought zero to europe and yet here we are sadly
Just stop drinking. Lmao
You stop drinking that just means you let the alcohol win
>>154481909perphaps but yan is a much more complete fighter, he was always competitive even in his losses
in finland we have a word called perhesurma when you must traditionally benoit the entire household usually over depts or mental health situations but most depts this is a proud protestant nation
>>154482112Imagine the smell.
>>154482171This. It’s like shooting for a takedown as a striker, or worse: tapping to strikes.
>>154482171just have two or three shots like a normal human being no need to be a nancy about it but being drunk is low class
>>154482212The ole JDM and GSP combo
>>154482182We talmbout permaheemsurma, B?
Perfect time to invest in JDM.inc stocks
>>154482228Took the words out of my mouth.
karate kombat in 3 bongs
>>154482267we dont watch that shit here
>>154482267kek
>>154482279we dont use that language here
couldnt be bothered watching the card, just give me the webm of the Prates heem please
just woke up. glad I went to bed when I did lol
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>>154482289hon hon you are le bitch i see?
went from watching every single event for 5+ years to not watching for months straight the UFC is just so fucking dogshit now, i'm literally done with this gay ass sport. KOTS is much more fun
Australians really out there being named Pablo.
Imagine that your dream is to become the best fighter in the worldYou fight several times in the UFCYou get paid penniesYou lose more than you winYou eventually get cut and have several long-term injuriesYou now have to go and try and get a normal jobYou can only get a low-skilled, low-paying job that is physically demandingThis is the rest of your lifeWas it worth it?
>>154482372Dis doo figured out MMA in one go hoyl fuck
>Garry SOON >JDM Gonezo >LeonGonezo >Burns Gonezo >Brady SOON >Luque brainbleed Gonezo SOON >Wonderboy Gonezo >Maia Gonezo >The other bums?Gonezo
I no unnastand DUHDUHDUHDUH
>>154482408Where can one watch KOTS for free (not YouTube).
>>154482335mentally rapes jon jones to submission
mr. hype salford bwoy embarrass him fansme can't believe him run wid him belt"defend" interim two time when bonesrun out wid a million fightsjon jones shub out di casketso 20 26 nuh mek nuh more plansjon jones shoot him in front a danershot bite him like mad antsweh tom dress up inna police suit forwi never see nuh police man go warjones run out inna full camouflage,knapsack full a clip 2 bloodclaat s.l.rtom bring fat guru man go stingand a just shorty jon bringbut wen tom see a bare thingshe run like usain a beijing
goyFC watchers
>>154482473gets emasculated and prison raped by tom aspinall in your path
>>154482487by who (literally but also really)
>>154482242yes in fact permaheemsurma is a tautology as surma is the act of premeditated permaheemery
how is he champion when hes never won an undisputed championship fight is all im asking
Giacomo was victimised in the grappling realm in his last fight and just got victimised in the striking realm today. Wonder if he's contemplating retirement, the sport has clearly passed him by at the ripe age of 29
it is what it is>>154482524many are saying thislegions
does roiding fuck with your stomach? lots of prolific fighters who are heavy on the gear seem to have gut issues (Lesnar, GSP, that blond jijutsu guy etc)
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bet you don't have any witty comments about mir now do you wiseguy
>I RAPED DANAwhat did Beach Bad Boy mean by this?
Heem.
if prates stuffs every takedown makhachev is cooked b
>>154482838bro if prates is able to stuff islam's attempts, we're going to see the funniest deer in the head lights look from islam
>>154482752this ytboi got sent to POC pecker heaven
heem vids aint workin b
More Prates, more Dãtes
this prates win just made islam vs gary interestingthats called the prates effect
>>154483017that's offensive to asian heemsters
garry sucks too, goes to show how crazy heem math gets
it make you thinkjust how bad is belal?
jdm.was never good, more of a salkilld man desuat least the americans lost all of their fights last night except for that early prelim dude who won against a 35 year old local coach
just how shit are 35 year old australians
haha 35 year old aussie in his koala diapers shittin up a storm
dance for me my pets
>>154483071Solly
How many bongs?
2 bings and a blitz
Ngannou is still my champion
akshualy, 2 americans won
>>154483292
In hindsight... Did Tony really have to break his students ribs because of Dariush?
CP is accumulating dangerous amounts of karmic heem debt. He should stop before it gets too late
When do the fights start
>>154483787lol
>>154483787uhh maybe skip this one bappa
>>154483787Prates heemed b
>>154483591naw fuck that*heems you*
>>154483787in seven days
43 days until Gane fights.
we love gane don't we folks
gane is a hugger, not a fighter
tried to warn that guy
To be honest, Islam was also trying to finish JDM by putting his head on JDM's cock for 25 minutes, But I believe he was going for a different kind of finish
prates v macachev will be like spider v chael 1 and 2
>le uncy chael
Gane be like "Do you want to see my big baguette?" and I would be like "WTF no" and run away and afterwards I would learn that Gane actually bought Baguettes for both of us for a comfy brunch and that he was really sad by my rejection and I would never recover.
unc no one remembers chael
dont litter in my city or else
for anyone interested my aspinall is in better shape today
nah but why this fox resembles prates
The Devil Wears Prates
Meryl Streep is a bum!
>>154484601She won the story
>>154484557Nice
>>154484601she was a fine piece of skirt back in her day
>She wonI cannot believe there are simps that type that unironically
wears him like a cock sock
oh yeah well how about this:prates of the caribbean
A Prates for the Dying
Prates (Aliens)
>>154484676already said that
>rewatching the fight>Jack cries in pain as he gets back to his cornerWhat a heartlet, I can't believe people were so hot on him.
>>154484856m8 your lad died from an eyepoke
>>154484923Very different mate, one is an illegal blow the others are legitimate strikes, also you dont have any lads. When was the last American champion?
>>154484962
>>154481262Sounds like you're about to lose a split decision to your vices, m8. I wouldn't leave it in the hands of the judges if I were you.
me after hermed my meng
There has been more finnish fighters in the UFC than there are current American champions.
>>154485054You were looking at Alex Pereira while masturbating?
ameriGOATs rent free eternally
>>154485153you finna know it?!
My favorite American champion Muhammad Belal.
The Lion of Palestine. From Chigaco.
Chama is from Connecticut.
i noticed that the announcers dont really be engaging with the audience like that
The Cougar of Connecticut
Laura sanko is from errachidia, morocco
>>154485335Her maiden name seems French so she's probably from Algeria or Zimbabwe or something like that
>>154485335i think she needs some canadian in her
>WAAAHHH>don't say WAAAHHH Jack
Sanko is a finnish surname though
>>15448541429, just a fucking kid.
>>154485418it's her husband you goof
>>154485418Your mom is Finnish
>>154485445What about me?
Thank you prates for exposing jdm as the little raped bitch he is
>>154485460your wife was seen making a scene with a fat black drunk
>finn is manic again
>>154485460Mate would you please stop impersanating him
peed in the bath again
that would imply there's a state of non mania
>>154485478Hot
Just watched quit quita quitalena fall on his back like a bitch and quit hahaha
>>154485563
quit quita quitalena funny thing i came up with
If i was JDM i would simply absorb the damage and punch back.
Belal = CaneloJDM = BivolPrates = Crawford
whatever the fuck that means
shut up bitch
i apologize once again for clozzy he spends so much time in /box/ he starts posting about it here
what yugioh cards are they at least use something topical and revalant
Gane = FuryAspinall = Usyk
i got next btw so hurry up and get this done in 5
i used to know a kid we called blindy cause moved around like he couldnt see jack shit he was mega retardo reminds me of tom aspinall alot old blind bitch
>>154485743Me to Sanko and DC
>>154485719surely usyk's record and career is only comparable to one man's
>>154485767Usyk is undefeated unlike Jon
>Topuria: Slifer the Sky Dragon>Islam: Obelisk the Tormentor>Malott: Winged Dragon of Ra
Lost my job No moneyAlcohol has beaten me
>>154485719>>154485767furthermore the aspinalls and furys are identical >>154485792the record says otherwisebeit
>>154485815huh
>>154485805nope cehck archives i already used the Egyptian Gods the sacred beasts and the sphinxes
jones went life and death with the anthony smith
>>154485846a literal technicality what are you a jewish lawyer
Gane is exodia.
moloko once sang the time is now>>154485877>>154485877>>154485877
UFC ducked PFL today
>>154485928John Cena?
bit early no
Ollie shmid.
to hit 500 let us praydear chatri who art in thailand hallowed be thy namethy kingdom comethy will be doneon stream as it is on youtubegive us this day our friday fightsand forgive us our trespassesas we heem stiff those who trespass against usand lead us not into paramountbut deliver us from evilfair-tex
not even in the middle of the year and KWABOTY is locked in.
>>154478418who's this?
five hunna ait see you in the new thread
Is BJJ the best base for MMA?
