Previous thread: >>154559868>Thursday, 7 MayFremantle (12.16) def. Hawthorn (11.7) by 15 points @ Perth Stadium>Friday, 8 MayBrisbane vs Carlton @ the Brisbane Cricket Ground; 19:30 AESTPort Adelaide vs Footscray @ the Adelaide Oval; 19:40 ACST>Saturday, 9 MayNorth Melbourne vs South Melbourne @ Colonial Stadium; 13:15 AESTGreater Western Sydney vs Essendon @ the Sydney Showground Stadium; 16:15 AESTGold Coast vs St Kilda @ Marrara Oval; 19:10 AESTGeelong vs Collingwood @ the Melbourne Cricket Ground; 19:35 AEST>Sunday, 10 MayMelbourne vs West Coast @ Colonial Stadium; 13:10 AESTRichmond vs Adelaide @ the Melbourne Cricket Ground; 15:15 AEST
turbo bless
>>154568350Using this thread because I find the file name in the other thread offensive.
This is the thread, onya based turbs
Using this thread because there are TWO games on tonight.
>>154568370This, it's that simple really
Australia doesnt have any cuisine
fucking hate you thread splitting fuckwits
>>154568394>muh fairy bread
>>154568394iced coffee, mother energy drink and darts is a meal
>>154568343Thanks Janny!
Sensing a Carlton miracle win tonightThey will flip the script. Brisbane will be on top early and suddenly carlton will win the 4th qtr and storm home
>>154568394Snag in bread followed by a pack of Maltesers is cuisine.
>>154568417crisp bizarro world poster
>>154568417lol
>>154568394who the fuck caresaustralian culture is more esoteric
>>154568417You gotta get your senses checked mate.
>>154568417>Brisbane will be on top early and suddenly carlton will win the 4th qtr and storm homeCan't see Brisbane want to win the Robert Walls cup to be honest.
>>154568428>australian culture is more esoteric
>>154568417This will only prolong Voss as a coach. Pls no.
how did sam kekovich end up as the lamb ambassador?
What are we drinking, gentlemen?
I add a teaspoon of vegemite when I'm making teriyaki sauce
>>154568452He did one meme ad that people enjoyed so naturally ad men decided to run it into the ground across decades.
>>154568451Voss remaining the coach of Carlton is good for the AFL.
>>154568456have coffee at the moment, likely will have beers laterand you?
>>154568456got bacardi and 4 pack of monster aussie lemonade juice
>A man who takes the doll as companion has, in many ways, committed the final heresy against the diseased modern order: he has refused to beg. While the spiritually castrated masses abase themselves before dating apps, corporate feminism, and the humiliating theatre of performative courtship, he instead withdraws his labour, attention, and dignity from a marketplace built to exploit male loneliness. The doll is not merely silicone; it is a symbol — an icon of sovereign autonomy in an age where every human attachment is monitored, moralised, and weaponised for social leverage. The man who fucks a doll is the kind who has seen through the lie. A man who has ascended beyond your petty, herd-bound morality. A man ungoverned by the neurotic compulsions of status and approval. A man who cannot be manipulated by tears, courts, algorithms, or shame. And that, ultimately, is why he unsettles you: because he is opting out of a system that only functions so long as men remain emotionally domesticated.>You fear him. Because you cannot control him.
>>154568458you know teriyaki sauce is available in bottles from your local coles or woolies?
>>154568456shaz that mum opened last night when she got home from work at 1am, guinness, probably have a rums or two later when I have a sloppy WEG wank
>>154568473I read this in his voice
lol
>>154568456Water. Will enjoy some tea soon.
NEED a fullwogs gf
>>154568477that's sugary chemical lab shit though
>>154568477might as well say why bother cooking when mcwhoppers is right there
>>154568498Haha imagine if she'd just flaahed her tits wouldn't that have been weird lol
>>154568473Werner Herzog is king of the midwits
Imagine watching tonight’s game kek
>>154568515which one?
>>154568511brave and stunning
>>154568477Jokes aside, it's better when you make it yourself because:>tastes better>is cheaper (volume wise)>you get heaps of it from a single batch that you can keep in the fridgeIt's easy as piss to make too. It's just:>equal parts onions sauce, mirin, sake, rice wine vinegar (all sold in 250ml bottles)>1/2 part sugar>(optional) garlic, ginger, vegemite etc for taste; flour if you want to thicken it>simmer for 10 minutesIt really is that easy. Did a chink/jap banquet including tepanyaki chicken & roo with this sauce for my sister's 30th a few years back and everyone loved it. Also vegemite teriyaki kangaroo is really good and must surely count as Australian cuisine by at least one metric
>>154568520took this pic the other day, i dont understand this retro grift, whos stupid enough buy this shit. you boomers and millennials are batshit
>>154568520>>154568540as time goes on this shit gets rarer and rarerI fully understand people spending a lot on this. Still mad at my dad for throwing out my ps2 16 years ago "because you have a ps3 now", when he didnt realise you cant play ps2 games on them, so ive still got a massive stack of old ps2 games but no ps2.
ive got a mint condition gameboy sp with mint condition pokemon emerald, fire red, golden sun, minish cap and mario and luigi superstar saga
miss when you could go to cashies and get a whole stack of ps1 games, cracked cases and all for $10i've got about 60 ps1 games still around, most of them bought from cashies during the ps3 era
>>154568540I got $300 cash for selling two 3DS games to these cunts lol. Great games, but I'm too old for those tiny screens so I'd rather emulate them on my PC if I ever played them again anyway
I bought a 3ds xl for $150 aud like 4 months before they mysteriously jumped in price
>>154568540its a money laundering scheme, I just mod all my consoles anyway
The man who painted this received $100,000To think, if artists were paid this much for this quality of work during the 1920s, the lives of 70 million people may have been spared.
>>154568556As an echo of this: when eb games were clearing out their ps3 stock they were selling them 4 for $20. For a good few weeks I wash getting parcels from random eb games stores around the country with the myriad of games I bought (and 95% of which I haven't played)
>>154568570show us your collection mate be keen to see
>>154568569modern "art" is just a cover for money laundering mate
We need a solution to the thread splitting problem. A general divided against itself cannot stand
>>154568591Crisp knower
Lads, Bruce just posted
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>154568592we used to have posters who would nominate to bake and others would respect that. now we've got every autist cunt wanting to be the main character for the evening and seeming they feel entitled to it
>>154568569I can feel the reconciliation, yarning and truth telling radiate from this beautiful portrait of the first nations spirit and soul.
wtf hollands is back already?
>>154568569>paint slop>get "appraiser" to value it at gorillions>sell or donate to gallery>seller and appraiser receive tax write off or cashit's a grift lad
Za for dinner
>>154568644crisp fatcat, welcome back mate
brisbane are finished
>>154568649Same.>>154568650Yo.
https://youtu.be/JZuH1uwNxrc?si=ZdRRhIUZVzvEWE-a
>>154568649sameFAST FOOD FRIDAY
>>154568586It was Wii & Wii U games too now that I recall
>>154568661Please explain the robots.
>>154568540people will blow thousands on shit like this and then complain about not being able to afford a house
>>154568661nice collection
>>154568539Fuck you normie
>>154568661your taste peaked during the ps2 era
>No one discussing the game
>>154568661Fuck you zoomer
>physical mediaick
>>154568684We can either talk about a closet full of games, or a game full of closeted players. Your call, mate.
i don't get fast food on fridays because the places are too busy, i usually go wed or thu
You just get the feeling that many of you aren't joining the fight against MND.
>>154568702whats mnd?
>>154568684>le bane beating a dogshit clubwho caresthe actual game starts in 15
>>154568669I work in the parts department of an appliance company. Those are oven commutators wrapped in thermocouples with knobs for heads and screws for legs>>154568682I can only buy the games that exist
Anyone else notice there's 2 games on tonight?
>>154568706Mandatory neighborhood detection
>>154568712Thank god
>>154568706mindhead
>>154568632It's the Achibald prize winner for 2026.Here's a random winner from before the subversion.
Can't stand watching Brisbane and their sing along shite. Truly the reddit of afl teams, embarrassing really
>tfw it's the weekend so i have to watch my igg again
>basedrock wonderwall
>>154568719whats that
>>154568742Dees lost to have the bombies, we have hope!
>>154568741Boo Hoo nigga
>>154568661Nice stuff, playing ffx has made me want to play ff13 now, listened to the soundtrack a lot
>>154568762I despise that game.
Jake stringer is an Isis bride
>>154568770Lightning a cute
>>154568748Something you should be fighting.
>>154568779THE GAME IS PLAYING ITSELF
Xander! YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME
>>154568782Are you thinking of 12?
Draper seems like a huge piece of shit douchebag cunt, glad dons got rid of him
hsgfs spotted
The GABBA is a shit ground with a shit name.
So how long is this going to go on with vossy? Like it's pretty obvious the coach is the problem... not just the club.
mfw never tear us apart
Why do players love that free from desire song so much?
>>154568751>we have hope!of pickie 1 again?
omg baby yoda
stfu ill deck ya
GET FUCKED GREEN MAGGOTON SIGHT
Remember Elijah Hollands?
>burgoyne commentating instead of kenit's over
>>154568806Meme song from various European soccer leagues where fans make up their own lyrics.Likely trying to force that shit over here.
99% of players would be tradie dickheads if they didn't gifted the keys to the world for kicking a ball, the sport needs to die all sports actually
jesus the dogs do some flopping
I swear Dwayne is commentating both games
>>154568845Yes, a lot of players have the exact same story that they were on the tools when they got drafted.
port crowd feels dead
If only the umpires had some kind of player numbering system they could use to say who has to stand the mark
Western bulldogs brought to you by crypto, banking, and sweat shop shoes
>nobody:>absolutely no one:>antitradiesperg: TRRRAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDIIIEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAARRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Voss is using the box??
>>154568873Too much work for someone earning only 150k a year as a part timer.
poo peedelaide lol
Oh dear, oh dear.
Port badeliade
why the fuck are two games on
Retard culture
port have literally 1 forward but he's good enough to carry them
>>154568909I can explain...
>>154568909Zoomer retention issues
I've been trying to use the word "parlance" but can't quite find the opportunity.
>>154568909it doesn't actually matter when one is dogshit, only when 2 are good like last week
I turned my haters into my motivators
Retard world
>>154568930For what purpose? It's not like the word is common parlance on 4chan to begin with.
LMAO
business idea: 3 active threads
Blues had a good defence formation to start but once again Voss failed to adapt to his opposition changing around players.
Which game are you lads watching?
>>154568960>dogshit team vs premier favouritesor>mid but on the rise team vs potentially good but on the fall teamgee idk
>>154568960None.I'm listening to the Blosers on the wireless though.
>>154568960neither lol
>>154568960whichever one channel 7 decides for me
>>154568960Bane
the blues are on dire
perthrbos what are yqa gonna do with your $100 handout?
>>154568960port v dogslike the way both of them play when thinga are working
>>154568999link?
>>154568999Did she have any neat accounting insights?
>>154569002shes not for lewd
>>154569008why are you gatekeeping a stranger you fucking faggot
Sex gifs
>>154569014not gatekeeping, just keeping perverts like you away from her
>>154568989huh?
>>154569027So gatekeeping?
this hantavirus shit is a psyop, right?how will it affect the afl?
>>154569027Crisp, don't feed the degenerate fucks.
>>154569005She'll show you how to do it Quicken dirty, iykwim.
i cant believe i had hope for poot after beating geelong and narrowly losing to hawthorn and the crom
>>154569032Chinese biowarfare in preparation for ww3 kicking off.
>>154569030she doesn't need more meatheads in her comment sections, and you... well lets just say youre the whole deli
>>154569028everyone with a drivers license is getting $100
>fat tits and low key milf>keeping perverts like you away from herbased degenerate stalker
>>154569044this does absolutely nothing for me
There are currently no fat players in the afl
can't even get hard properly anymore
Weltschmerz
you guys are vibe terrorists
>>154569032total nothing burger, midterm election year fear porn like always. more chance of being struck by lightning than dying, this shit been around forever.
>>154569067why, if you dont use it you lose it
>>154569080This isn't true. I use my hair everyday.
>>154569079goddamnitwhen is the actual happening, happening?
>>154569032this shit happened a year ago with that monkey virusanything thats reasonably deadly but extremely rare will get this treatment for the next 10 years
>>154569095Everything is always happening, Anon.
>>154569061sean darcy
The belly of the dragon will drip water is my favourite schizo saying
The belly of your mum will drip semen is my favourite saying champ
don't reckon footscray will win this, they're not showing the heart to. ironically, as the kids say, they don't have that "dog" in them
>>154569146You’re a bit of a fucking idiot aren’t you mate
>>154569156will be happily proven wrong bigboss, can't stand poort
>>154569049carCHADS stay winning
>>154569049kek when? i don't watch any news
>grim grimglish
how many years has jase burgoyne been around and he's still so thin
i'm not watching either game because mumberg has the telly and shes watching bhg
port streams died any help?
I acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land on which we are shitposting. I pay my respects to their Elders, past and present, and the Aboriginal Elders of other communities who may be lurking today.
>>154569240it's on tv mate, channel 7
>past, present and passed out
pondering the ethics of letting bont play injured like this
Essendon hasn’t won a final since Jen Hawkins skirt fell down….glorious arse
>>154569249milk
>>154569249old boy loves his Beam
Woof woof woof
>>154569261>glorious arsetoo true
>>154569294Not true Jen had a 10/10 bum
>>154569294we're an alanah pow genny
The night is young
>Geelong trying to amend Stengle's contract because he's off on smokoJUHv2 starting back up.
>>154569294CORRRRRR. Can't get enough of white women.
happening
>>154569401?
>>154569393which club will he move to?
>>154569401nvm
>>154569406hoppers crossing
grim hairline
>thread suddenly diesuhhh bros? where'd everyone go
>>154569485watching bakeoff sorry
>>154569485Melbourne got nuked.
>>154569501if only
the nepo babies are being dodgy again
Little Levi is being looked after
>>154569508the entire league is compromised, entire sport possibly
lads, mitch just posted
Good work Walsh you spastic.Supposed to be their best player.
>>154569505Steady on Mark Hamil.
>>154569508simply not going to take a story written by a "daanyal 'daany' saeed" seriously
How did McKay win a Coleman
>>154569550Same reason Cripps won his second Brownlow.
>>154569550>>154569566insider betting and rigging?
lol sorry vossy no fairy tale for you
First to 100 usually wins
>>154569569Essentially.Umpires pet.
>43 free kicks paid in 3 quarters
>>154569628the game's gone
Really thought Carlton were going to come back and win it.
>>154569636I did not.
NEW>>154568340>>154568340>>154568340
what are you blokes doing for mother's day?
>>154569636Fell for it again award
Lmao award hahahaha
Good news everyone, Voss remains coach of Carlton!
>>154569639>>154569646But they had a shit first half, so they were due to come storming home.
they just had another kino golden point finish in the leaguewish we had golden point
Whom's getting Zak Butters?
Robert walls inspires me
>>154569671just seems destined for geelong doesn't he?
>>154569671Richmond
Hope you guys are getting enough fibre in your diets.
>>154569671he's meeting back up with king ken in richmond
Lads, Arthur just posted
game over
game on
>scraped by carltank by 11 pointsi'm not convinced by fraudbane. good teams THUMP the blose
>>154569731Name one
>Butters out of the BrownlowDaicos can't be stopped.
>>154569743sydney
>>154569752ITS BONTS TURN
anyone else find it weird how gays only ever adopt boys? bit concerning if you ask me
The revving will be pretty good (if Port lose). They'll be shitting on Aliir hard.
Georgiades could have won 2 games this year off his own boot if he could kick straight
What are they hiding on Antartica
>>154569814the ice wall
>>154569146am ready for your apology dogsperg
LOOOOOOOOOOOMING
loom
IM GUNNA LOOM
>>154569814fresh water
vrooooooooom
GET IN LOOMERS
loomy loomy loomy loomy do ya do ya do ya do yaknow what you're loomin loomin to me
love her
IM A LOOMER BABYSO WHY DONT YOU KILL M E
rigged
SCORES ARE UNLEVEL
rev status?
HE'S DROPPED THE WORLD CUP
REV IT UP
that's 2 weeks in a row these useless spastics have cucked us out of a loom
>doesn't name the bloke who kicked the winning pointFUCKING BIG SPASTIC DWAYNE
SUCK SHIT POORT TRANNY FAGGOTS
What a spastic last few minutes.REVITUPmpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8
lewis that cunt
BREEYANCE FROM THE DOGS
>>154569814pyramids
WE COME OUTSIIIIIIIIDEBULLDOGS THROUGH AND THROUGH
AND RESPECTED BY OUR FOES
vintage portyou just love to see it
>kick 1.8 in a half>winAFLW tier slop
There's something very unwholesome about kicking a game winning point. It's just not cricket.
Ports last 3 losses>3 points>1 point>2 pointsCHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>tipped freo by 15 points>tipped portServes me right, fuck sake
>>154569892It's true Port Adelaide tradition
>>154569892is it a choke if you never led
stop patting them on the back.
Essendon hasn’t won a final since Jen Hawkins skirt fell down
Tonight's kino: TBD
>>154569940see>>154569928
>>154569940tnd?
Tonight's kino: TDKR
>>154569962first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
>>154569968At least you can talk
>Poort
Rest well lads, Super Saturday looms.
Do you blokes miss wallsy?
>>154569983no, always thought he was a bit of a prick to be honest
>people are only realising now levi is a little flog
>>154569983Shane Stremple doesn't
>>154569993has there ever been anyone named levi who wasn't a massive flog?
strap yourselves in
quite funny that at no point were poort in front in this """close one"""
bring back kenny desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7FFLYXEOqA
finna get this bad boy to 500
>>154570136really seems kenny's over poort, looks back with a resigned "i told you so" apathy it seems
safe to say the turbo experiment has failed this community
north finna btfo sydney tomorrow
>god tells moses he is rescuing the israelites from slavery and leading them to a land of milk and honey>semites are lactose intolerantwhat did he mean by this?
tipped hawks and dogs, would have fucking seethed if they both lost in the last 3 minutes after leading all night
it dont matter if you win by a second or a mile winnings winning
>>154570384He meant "fuck you, jews".
>>154570384classic stitch up
drank too much and pissed my pants at the footy tonight
>>154570384In the ancient Near East, "milk" (halav in Hebrew) did not typically refer to cow's milk, which is high in lactose and spoils quickly in a desert climate. Instead, it primarily referred to fermented goat or sheep milk, such as yogurt or kefir, which is naturally very low in lactose. Furthermore, these animals are browsers that can survive on the scrubby vegetation of the Levant, making their products a symbol of a reliable, sustainable food source.When Moses spoke of "milk and honey," the audience didn't envision a stomach ache; they envisioned a land so rich that even the livestock were overflowing with life-sustaining fats, and the trees were dripping with concentrated sweetness. It was a metaphor for a self-sustaining, prosperous ecosystem.
>>154570447How'd you handle it? I don't know what I would do if I shit or pissed myself in a large crowd. I would hate to be a spectacle due to embarrassing myself.
>>154570460was wearing black pants so no one knew but i still walked home in pissy pants
>>154570469>was wearing black pants so no one knew
sex
Haven't masturbated in almost two weeks.
jeans are not comfortable, biggest memeclothing ever
rancid farts
>>154570618Guessing you're a zoomer who grew up with skinny jeans.
>>154570716no
>>154570783Corrr, look at those chins.
whys it always an tits manand never a ass man
>>154570783wouldnt mind sucking on those
>>154570823we're all white here, dunno about you
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX1khx-y6L7/check out this fucking retard
>>154570889>female "sports"
is the pub still open
>Smaller breasts didn't get deletedBit in this.
dick fagcos
4-5 poosonalities here constantly accusing each other of seething about each other's teams kek
>>154571350all me
damn trump released the ufo files
didn't even hit bump limit with 2 games grim
>>154574034thank turdbo for thread splitting
>>154574034maybe if you retards didn't make two threadsAlso the games started to piss me off last night so i turned them off
the worst thing about this carlton loss is that they played a decent 3rd and 4th when brisbane were coasting so the board will probably consider it good enough to keep voss
>>154574045and his samefagging lol
>>154570611How
>>154568394>>154568456these are extremely sad posts on your behalf turbo cancer, I'd be embarrassed if I was you
>>154574045he didn't though. he made a thread the same time someone else did by sheer accident. no one nominated to bake.>>154574098no evidence of this either
the redditification of /afl/ never thought itd come to this
thinking of getting back into runescape
want to see what your tax dollarbucks are funding?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr0i5iMcQmw
>>154574367well happy its not funding postmodernismgood for them
All sorted for mothers day tomorrow lads?
>>154574367>beauty salon>pool>playground>apartments with a 7 elevenyeah real extravagant. wonder if they'll ever be allowed to leave the compound to visit the betel nut market
>>154574472pretty much an average sydney city apartment building except youre locked inI worry for the lads that have no partner, theyre going to be sexually frustrated
>>154574523>partner
love those clips from png where there's a full on tribal war taking place on the street. blokes firing rifles and shooting bows at one another
it's quasi colonialism but albo's too soft to do it properly
>>154574528howdy
>>154574523>I worry for the lads that have no partner, theyre going to be sexually frustratedMight be their key to winning titles.The Macedonians conquered the world with the power of buttsex with their bros (soldiers from other city states mostly only did it with boys up until then)
Isis bride gf 2026
>>154574688nah their key to winning is the fact the players don't have to pay tax on their earnings (salary plus any sponsorships they have)meaning they players get essentially double the pay they would in aus
>>154574740No I still think it's the gay sex.
This will be my last post. If you wonder where a certain poster or gimmick has gone, think back to this post. Everything dies. Thank you, and goodbye.
>>154574801
>>154574801See you this afternoon.
Nick Daicos plays footy today. We are truly blessed.
Was last night the worst game Harris Andrews has played in about 5 years? Can't recall seeing him look shit for a long, long time.
eric hipwood, the child sex offender
lachie neale the homewrecker
>>154575445Isn't Tess the homewrecker?
>>154575457fat slut
>>154575465(my) fat (dick in that) slut
gmamy dosn win today bristles back + gws shit ruck caddy 5+lfg
>>154575631Stop doing this to yourself.
>>154575631They beated melbourne right? Surely they can win
I want Fred to win the hip to add to the iggs miserable decade
>>154575696Still been less than a decade since Iggs won the flag.
>AAHHH DAD AHHHHHHH WILL AHHH DIL AHHH MUM SAVE ME AHHHHH HELP ME UMPIRE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154575889Hate this shit so muchThey were good on it early but they started calling it againFucking stain on the sport currently, no different from playing for penalties in soccer
>>154575889Sloppy tackle desu.
As usual, the amount of fuckheads in here of a morning is incredible.
>>154575969look at levis knees faggot
>>154576110Yeah, he just had gone low to actually retrieve the ball. All on Assworth for not going lower with his tackle and instead grabbing his neck.
>>154576162hurr durr durr hurr
>>154576196Yeah, that's right, cunt. You got nothing.
>>154576208hurr durr hurr duurrr durr hurr
another weekend gooning to gay porn
>>154576250You should do something else
>>154576309like?
>>154576341not masturpating your penis cock to sodomites
>>154575645stop doing wat nigga? enjoying my dosn? suck my plums
>steven may have put his arm around another bloke's gf at the pub>girl's bf cracked the shits at this, fight ensues>girl's bf gets heemed, steven may have been the puncher and is charged>steven may be cleared of all chargeshow emasculating for this bloke. would be wise to go diving on the pakenham line
>>154576362then what should i masturpate my willy dong to?!
girthmaster is australias best export
>>154576443try xx chromosome women with large breasts, wide hips, aesthetic vulvas with good pubic hair coverage and soft, thick thighs
https://7news.com.au/news/hunt-for-gunman-following-major-police-pursuit-in-sydneys-west--c-22258175.amp>The driver was last seen wearing a bright orange hi-vis shirtLmao tradies have gone fucking nuts, guess it’s getting tough for them to pay the finance on their $80k brand new utes while their hsgf demands money for vapes and makeup
honestly what hope do you have if an afl player comes by and takes your gfyou can't fight him - he's a muscular afl chad and will beat you into a coma if you swing at himyou can't outspend him - he's a rich afl chad with a whole industry behind him to ensure that even if he is the dumbest of spenders, he'll have so many safe investments that it won't matteryou can't cockmog him - he's a girthy, high test, large teste'd afl chadyou can't outwit him - your gf literally doesn't care when an afl chad is making her soak her knickers you can't shame him on social media - blokes will take the piss out of you for seething at the afl chad stealing your gf and the foids will cancel you for trying to control her
>>154576848bro typed allat out, keep your cuck fantasies to yourself
LEG 1 | Heeney 25+ disposalsLEG 2 | Heeney 3+ goals LEG 3 | Amartey 2+ goals LEG 4 | L. Parker 25+ disposalsLEG 5 | Sheezel 25+ disposals LEG 1 | Lachie Whitfield 30+ disposals LEG 2 | Finn Callaghan 30+ disposalsLEG 3 | Jake Stringer 2+ goals |LEG 4 | Mason Redman 24+ disposalsLEG 5 | Nate Caddy 2+ goals
if a footy chad stole my gf i'd probably just cry and try to get a hug from my mum without telling her why i'm upset
i'm a weak, spineless individual unworthy of love, happiness or something resembling a satisfactory life.go the blues/bombers/eagles/roos
>>154576988cheer up m8 the dosn and the roos play today that should make you happy, eagles tomorrow as wellshame about carlton last night but they gave it a nudge! hoo roo!
my team is going to fucking lose againwhy do i even watch footy
bit early for sadsack posting m8
Why does he cause so much seethe?
Good morning alf
Why don't you blokes like footy anymore
>>154577163auskicker diver
>>154577226my team fucking sucks and loses every week
>>154577236Crisp “Big 4” club supporter
>>154576884It’s just fucking sad.
>>154576529you're even gayer than me. never reply to me ever again
>>154577226Dil and Gil destroyed the game
you a bitch
load up on north whilst you can lads
Slow thread. Go away for an hour and it’s barely moved.
>>154578573Spastics last night made two newies and are using both of them
Pages chomping into those snacks.
Who gets the C in the ‘upercoach?
business idea create a newy for super saturday and we all go there
>>154578598Animals. Finish the most active thread then move onto the new one.
>>154578598Two tradies no doubt
>>154578646Nup. Finish this one, move onto the gay one no one’s posting in, then make a newy.
Really need to get fit again. My body is a disgrace.
>>154578691Can give you a low budget plan if you like, no gyms, no retarded pseud food
heres a tipstop fucking eating
>>154578735nta but go on
>>154578745Too late. I just had half a cheesecake.
Decent crowd
whys it so smokey
>>154578745Can’t do it, champ.
The first sip of a freshly poured guinness is legitimately the yummiest thing you'll ever taste
sydney are DONE
>>154578775From the tap?
coles didn't have any fresh duck so I'm making chicken leek risotto for mum tomorrow
>split the g!
Miss good old darling.
>>154578780Yeah, but the cans are honestly not bad either
what will her kids get her for mothers day?
>>154578833>jpgs you can smell
we get it mate you wank to tranny porn
This Polly swans slag that keeps showing up in my twitter feed seriously needs to get her teeth fixed
>>154578747day 1overhead press with dumbells, 4x10repscurls, 4x10 repsstanding fly 4x15shrugs 3x40finish with low weight dumbbell reps combining different exercises eg. curl to overhead, rep until fatiguedstart out with 10kg for the first few weeksday 26 rounds of boxing, start with 1 minute rounds and 1 minute restimmediate run after, try for 5klm but 3 is ok if youre really unfitday 3pull ups, 3x10 overhand and underhand grip3x5 dips unweoghted3x10 push-ups3x10 situps walk after it, just half hour wherever you likeday 4 restday 5 Squats, unweighted 3x20 repslunges, unweighted 3x20 repscalf raises unweighted 3x20 repsday 6same weight workout as day 1day 7 restfood fuck all the sugar offkeep the drinking to one night a week, make it a rewardtinned tuna theres always one on special mince and vege mix for dinner, alternate between regular and extra leanmilk is gold, dont buy the low fat stuffpeanuts are a good snack and cheap, sultanas are excellent sources of carbsbuy a protein drink supplement, I just buy a bag of aminoz once a month. Dont eat before you train, have a coffee if you need a boosthave the protein drink after your block of exercise, immediately after and some sultanas gor carbs which youll be cravinghave what you like on sunday, make it your reward dayweights can be found at recycle centres and op shops, same with boxing bags ir just get a cheap one from kmartfind a tree if you dont or cant afford a pull up bar, improvise use chairs for dips etcstart on this for a month. Increase frequency, distance and boxing sessions by time. If you dont feel like doing an exercise because youre sore focus on an area that isnt, eg if your upper body is sore switch up that day and do your legs or rungood luck, this will get you strong and shredded over time and youll feel great oh and sleep, 8 hours minimum
not reading all that shit
>>154578833>her
Wardlaw will be a gun IF he can stay fit.
>>154578997>day 3>pull ups, 3x10
swannies are frauds aren't they
>gay posting>tranny posting>sadsack posting>club seethingwhoops i stumbled into the gay thread for poofters i'll be off
>>154579043Forgot to add if you cant do pull ups just jump and lower yourself as slowly as you can.
>>154579053>as slowly as you canSo, 9.8 m/s^2?
gday cunts. good vibe here at the game. brought mum, she's visiting from shitney.>>154579045nope. look at north. playing very well, sydney aren't playing shit. you'd know that if you werent a you-farming casual. enjoy this one its all you'll get
fuck up labeleverythingsperg
Apologise to Clarko
told you blokes all week that north would win this one
>>154579081As soon as you apologise to her.
>>154579045Probably, but they also like to take the piss in the first half
north will fatigueswanswinlol
>>154579089dumb nigga u dumb. crazy thing about posting anon, when you're proved wrong, there's no repurcussions.so talk shit all you want . =
>norf
fuck these wizard ads are gay as fuckbloke got ragdolled v freo and arguably lost them the game
rev up its super saturday
>>154579161agree. hate the shit. and his gay female arthoe tats.
Is this mental illness?
>>154579294woman moment
>>154579294Reposting it for us certainly is.
FOY
>>154579294>She got Stengle's number>Her game is so good he's gone AWOL
>>154579338humphries is on the team though and this was 2025, so no chance of delisting
>>154579338how about belosting? cunts garn bottlo and not cumbak ay
TOP KEKFUCK YOU NORF
Lads, Nick just posted
>Lead by 19>Down by 10 five minutes laterkwab.
Kissing the cute girl goal umpire right on the lips
>>154579089SHALL be asking you to present your reciepts.
>>154579439this but the lower lips
>>154579456This but David Rodan goal umpire.
>>154579449yeah no worries champ
>>154579456this but right on the bum hole
>>154579465No score.
Roos are getting sucked off by the scumps
>>154579471I'm not your jsp look me in the eyes you wussy shitbird.
Zurhaar is a dumb footballer.
one of the swans water girls doesn't look 18...
mum wants one of the abo swans kits. fuck me dead, NOT happy about this
>>154579609Prove it.
>>154579609Nice...
>>154579614Corrr, your mumza has some nice canalphones.
North dominating the game for a 1 point lead
Hey Larkey try kicking straight you cunt, no wonder Norf are such a worthless pissant club with a cunt like you as captain you lanky faggot
>>154579645t-thanks you too?
>>154579614>ClintThought that said something else
>>154579678thats the joke, swifty.
>>154579695Shut up.
Freo are the hottest team in the comp
>HAHAH CUND XD!!!!!>SEE YOU IN THE NT!!!!! HAHAHAHAH NOWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD BLATANTLY SAYS CUNT!!!!!!
>tfw no qt isis bride
NEW:>>154568340>>154568340>>154568340
Time to migrate to the shit thread>>154568340
>>154579744whats wrong with it?
>>154578997>shrugs 3x40kek
