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mariners btw
>VEDDER CUP
>>154678715Subway Series today
Os
we're gonna do to schlitler what we did to cole
>>154678749
>Cohen is going to the Mets fans in an Infinite Tsukiyomi and convince them they are good
>>154678833aint that that nigga that slid on kirk
Do you stan Sam the ant man?
>>154678833I see 3 pitchers and a bunch of hurlers
All of your teams suck
Everything you like sucks and everything I like is good
>>154678928this but unironically
SUCK HIS PP OFF SUCK HIS PP OFF
I love science, nintendo, jomboy, smashburgers, fangraphs, IPAs, baseball savant, elden ring, the sandlot, the criterion collection, and the seattle freakin mariners
pepper jack
>>154678923
>pirates-phillies doesn’t have a name>a’s-giants doesn’t have a name>twins-brewers doesn’t have a name>rockies-diamondbacks doesn’t have a name and their “rivalry” is basically that they’re the only two irrelevant teams in their division>”vedder cup” is an industry plant since neither team has an actual rivalry>braves-red sox have literally no relation in any way>multiple rivalries named after roads>tigers-blue jeets have no relation and aren’t even interleague What the FUCK was manfred thinking? How is a 150 year old sport so damn soulless?
>>154678984mook'em
>>154678915names please? degrom ohtani shitler?
>>154678928Oh yea? Well, I like Nintendo, jomboy, Pitchfork, Elden Ring, craft IPAs, science, smash burgers, Fangraphs, and the Sandlot.
>>154679013If you knew ball you wouldn't be asking
>>154679007>subway series>crosstown classic>lone star seriesthe only good onescitrus series has potential I guess but that’s not even a rivalry they’re just in the same state
Brewers
>>154678963>>154679023There's nothing cringe about Elden Ring sweeties ;)Don't equate the game of the decade with the memeiners
>>154679050>game of the decade
Vedder Cup tonight, all of /mlb/ is in a clamor!
>Poodres swept the Memeriners last month at Petco Park>Vedder Cup wasn't up for grabs
>>154679083
To the extend
>Another closer gets caught in a weird underground gambling related ring
>>154679149Isn't cockfighting legal in Puerto Rico?
Smash freakin' burgers....'nuff said!
>>154679007For me it's the Ohio Cup
GENNY didn't give attention oh to the fact that no one cares oh
>>154679050when I say the mariners have sovl this is what I mean. it fits their city in a way that's endearing. just like how ichiro was chinese
>>154679149you'll be the next one to get exposed you fucking freak
The vedder cup feels so forced. Im a mariners fan btw
>>154679176am I supposed to not think this is not delicious because you have decided smash burgers are "soi" in your little headyou're doing a bad job
astley cup > vedder cup
i don't see the big deal about cockfighting, the giants did it during a game and nobody bat an eye
Is Pearl Jam the Reddit band of Grunge?
>>154679316No, that's Nirvana.
>>154679316You shouldn’t think like this. What the fuck does that even mean
>>154679316>>>/mu/ fags hate nirvana that much I do know
UMA PYOI UMA PYOU!
idk how you make a burger without pressing it downwhat is the difference between a smash burger and a burger
>>154679346smash burger just means they burger is pressed really flat so you can maximize how much meat gets seared. its not cooked to temp like a "normal" burger cause its pressed too thin.
>>154679338I hope Forever Young throws out the first pitch in that game
>>154679007>>pirates-phillies doesn’t have a name>>a’s-giants doesn’t have a nameHow new are you?
Donate to Junk4Joy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XWdFQJ9bWo
>>154679007I still think they should rename it the Marine Series or something since Vedder couldn't care less about either team and prefers the cubbies. They should still keep the guitar trophy though, that's a fun idea
>>154679007Because some of these rivalries aren't rivalries. As a Philly fan I don't give a fuck about the beating the Pirates. Mets and Braves are the series people care about.
why is every dodger a criminal?
>>154678715You missed the part earlier on when he snapped his bat in half with his knees. Those must be some axe level knees
How to fix rivalry weekend>throw picrel in garbage>red sox vs yankees>mets vs phillies>brewers vs cardinals>padres vs dodgersAm I missing anything?
>>154679533>detroit/toronto>interleague rivalstheyre literally in the same league
>>154679485why is it always THEM?
>>154679373how is that s.oy
>>154679485>>154679594I can save them
>mest vs yankeesHow is this lil bro ass matchup a rivalry lmfao yankees own their ass>BUT BUT NEW YORK NEW YORKok they occupy the same made up boundary wow big deal
>>154679007>Tigers Blue Jays>interleague rivals>interleagueWhat the fug??
>>154679620>the same made up boundarydangerous line of thinking there...
Who the FUCK is Marvin Hudson? What's this Fucking bullshit?
I have reached peak level of uncomfortability in learning that Diddy is a Mets fans and frequented CitiField once a month to watch the Mets.
>>154678816
>>154679719
>>154679050SOVL.
>>154679802Holy shit he's such a fairweather
>>154678816What does vedder have to do with cubs fanatics
>>154679839Vedder is a cubbies fan. Look it up.
>>154679829spike lee was a born and raised mets fan himself then switched to the yankees in the 90s, so when you see him crying about the yankees or pretending he invented colored hats just know how full of shit he is kek.
>>154679007>rockies-diamondbacksIt's the "mountain" rivalry>braves-red soxBraves were historically a Boston team, it's supposed to be a "Boston rivalry">tigers-blow gaysDetroit borders the canadian border, it's the closest to a "canadian rivalry"
>>154679852Wow you’re just now learning that people in (((entertainment))) are liars and shapeshifters?
>>154679050Damn they did that 16 years ago. Mariners were the first MLB team with a website too.
>>154679995just informing the irishman
I am finally able to get erections again, but it's only when I watch gay porn though. I'm not gay btw.
>>154679388I meant they don’t have names on the pic I posted RETARD
>>154679603it's just hating the popular thing and calling it reddit.
lil bro mets kek
arraez chicken
>>154679533>mets vs phillies braves vs phillies*** kek, lil bro really thought
>>154679533I kind of like the idea of former crosstown teams being rivals. The Red Sox should keep playing the Braves and the A's should play Philly now that they aren't in the Bay anymore (but wouldn't that make them a former crosstown team with the Giants?)
Oh my heckin science, who else is pumped for rivalry weekend? Can't wait to drink an IPA at the local barcade and watch my Mariners
jomboysissters...
>>154680086>Puerto Rico Cockfighting Club>Event dedicated to Edwin ‘Sugar’ Díaz>Come and spend time with our Puerto Rican Major League Baseball starKEK
>>154679007How can SF-A’s be interstate rivals when the A’s don’t have a state?
>>154680159we liked him with that cock
>>154680140*tips fedora* Good evening, gentlexir. I've just departed the ren faire and shall surely be partaking in the Rivalry Weekend(TM) festivities as my Blue Jays take on the mighty Detroit Tigers!
>>154680164kek
>>154680086>>154680159>>154680190Kenleybros, we are so back
>>154680086A Filipina girl who I had a holiday fling told me that cockfighting is extremely popular in former Spanish colonies, Philippines included people who raise winning gamecocks can win about $300-800 a weekend Puerto Rico is no exception.Edwin Diaz probably used his baseball salary and the long off periods in baseball to buy powerful breeding gamecocks (theres a breed that can only be bought from the US and Mexico that is known to be best), buy the drugs for the roosters and create the sharp knife stuff called the gaffer that is stuck to their feet.
why cant they assimilate and do hamster racing like us?
lil bro mets cockfighting kek
>>154680282Why can't you respect other people's culture?
>>154680086I look at this and say lolmets
>>154680282For me it was racing hermit crabs in second grade
AN AAAAA BOMB FOR AAAAA ROD
I want to watch baseball now
Mixing gacha garbage and baseball has been nothing short of a disaster and a mistake.
>>154680418LMAO get a load of this guy, he wants to watch baseball. Good one anon
lil bro mets kek!
>>154680418>baseball before 7pmAre you insane??
The fuck is apply TVs problem?
stankees kek
>>154567299
>>154680418no...NO!!!
>>154679009anon you never answered my question from the last thread
>>154678715
>>154680506Go mariners btw
Records as of today
>blowgays couldnt get bednar or helsley last year or this yearblowgaydoo ’em!
>>154680518no one cares doyerhideki
>>154680235>A Filipina girl with whom I had a holiday flingFTFY
>>154679594>not carrying around a cattle prod and telling everyone she's having a seizuretips and tricks, tips and tricks
>>154680544>>154680235>A Filipina ladyboy with whom I had a holiday flingFTFY
>>154680518Rushing latching onto Ohtani because he knows nobody likes him so he needs people to think they're friends so the Dodgers don't quietly trade him away to keep their lineup "likeable"
>>154680539You get more based every time I see you.
>>154680235>(theres a breed that can only be bought from the US and Mexico that is known to be best)Is there a breed that will be friendly and cuddly and fluffy and be my friend?
>>154680581Boy do I have just the cock for you
>>154680581Literally every animal if you're a good owner and raise it from birth.
>>154680594Chop on, brutha!
>>154680235>powerful breeding gamecocksI'm pinning that to my notes and naming my fantasy team that next season thx anon
>>154680581
>>154680427nah it's based and Japan does it too
>>154678715really disappointed you didnt use the cockfighting promotional poster pic
>>154680596>he unironically believes thiskek
>>154680645Faggot tier taste
>>154680660t. kicks his dog and wonders why it bites other people
>>154680659I had /mlb/ cock fighting edition ready to go but got busy with something else :(
>>154678963>>154679023Add bagels to the list!
>doyerpacos seething they dont have a rivalry series as SOVL as the Vedder cup
>>154679594Clearly you’ve never dated a Latina. Your balls will drained just like your mental fortitude
Are we ready for Cam Schlittler’s perfect game?
à SCHLITTLERIAN 1st inning: 6 swings 2 put in play, 3 outs
>>154680544>>154680559I guess you could say he enjoyed gamecocks in the Philippines
Philliesisters....
à SCHLITTLERIAN first inning! 1K, 1 groundout, 1 flyout, 12 pitches!
>>154680559Pinays aren't trannies, they're just whores
Both BALCO guys die 6 months apart?
a SOTONIAN strikeout looking
>>154680808they knew too much
>>154680805I prefer trannies tho
à LINDORIAN triple! fear not! Schlittler will go in order for the next 2 outs!
à BENGIAN strikeout on 3 pitches
Pete Rose has been dead for 2 years already. It's time to induct him into the Baseball HoF.
à BICHETTIAN strikeout! Schlit does it!
Mets are going to gape Shitler
>>154679594a mob fighting some guy for keeping his woman in line is such an American thing to do
>>154680886I need a good gapin
à VOLPONIAN 2-RUN HR
the lineup turns over! caballero leading off!
>>154680888You think it’s his girl? I got the opposite vibe.
à CABALLERONIAN ground out! no wait à manager challenge! he looks safe to me!
à LINDORIAN strikeout! Schlittler’s sweeper is too lethal!
I am a poodrepaco and I am absolutely seething right now
>>154680923if its not then hes there on his own, and if hes there on his own then I doubt hes just starting shit with randoms around him so yes I think its his
a BICHETTIAN strikeout!
a SOTONIAN 100 mph grounder finds he gap!
>It was "Schittler perfect game watch">It was "we're never losing again"
Can someone dox this retard next
à CARSONIAN strikeout on the edge ABS confirms!
Kek! What is that Doyer even doing there?
>>154681036Teo tries to play the roll off the wall instead of trying to grab the ball for some reason
à POLONIAN strikeout
à ROBERTIAN JR strikeout on the curve!
à TAUCHMONIAN strikeout 10 Ks thru 4 for Schlittler!
>mest
I am a doyerpaco and I am absolutely seething right now
mds flaring up 3 hours before game time?
an ALVAREZIAN grounder finds the gap!
>genny moving like theres a game on>check phone >there’s no game onwhat the heck
>>154681170Imagine being reliant on pills. Actual NPC behavior.
à SIMINIAN strikeout à LINDORIAN strikeout 12 Ks!!!
à CARSONIAN pop up! alvy is stranded
https://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
a SOTONIAN strikeout swinging! à bakers down worth of strikeouts for Schlittler
à ROBERTIAN JR strikeout!
à POLONIAN liner finds the gap!
>>154681253>>154681272>>154681297Quiet you
à TAUCHMONIAN strikeout in the cutter!
Mets Dick Sucking lol
>>154680888Simpin’ Timmy to the rescue!
a SOTONIAN pop up!
an ALVAREZIAN strikeout on the curve!
>Max Fried is heading to the injured list, but the news is relatively positive all things considered: An MRI revealed a bone bruise in his left elbow, per the team. Dr. Neal ElAttrache will look over the imaging, but if there is no ligament damage, the Yankees avoid worst case.per Peff
à SIMINIAN strikeout
Soon...
>>154680888>foid harasses and beats on guy for a full minute>everyone just sits there and watches>guy slightly defends himself for one microsecond>everyone immediately jumps up and starts attacking himWhat the actual fuck is wrong with people? Like literally what were they thinking?
à LINDORIAN strikeout on 3 pitches! 18 Ks for Schlittler’s!
à POLONIAN strikeout!
>>154681393*switches brain off*nah bro, never a reason to touch a woman bronever a reason to touch a woman bro
a SOTONIAN 102 mph grounder finds the gap!à ROBERTIAN JR strikeout looking! inning over!
a YANKEE-FANIAN cock in the ass
à ALONSONIAN groundout! volpe fumbles! volpe makes the throw! OUT!
>>154681488kek
à TAUCHMONIAN strikeout looking on 3 pitches! he’s frozen!
>>154681488stankee faggots BTFO by based digits
As a gay yankees fan I am so sorry…
a SOTONIAN strikeout!
SCHLITTLERS done it! For the first time since Gerrit Cole in 2023! Cam Schlittler has pitched à complete game shutout!
is this imaginary yankee game almost over? It’s gotta be at least the 8th inning at this point
doyers #1 ese they mad cuz they aint us>>154678715BASE
uh oh autistic poodrepaco's not gonna like this! kek
Cam Schlittler’s final line today:9 IP5 H0 R0 BB22 K117 total pitches79 strikes.156 BAA (5-32)
>>154681514nazism is bad for you
I went to a cockfight once as a kid and had a blast. Whether he's a doggie doo or a mest, Edlose Diaz knows a good time. The rooster that my relative asked me to pick lost thoughever. It's like Battlebots except roosters. Highly reccommend.
starting over! now with batting!
>>154681610No, it's good.t. Asian
>10th NL WildcardFAGGets kek!!!
>>154681562I actually hope the mets win now so this guy ropes
>>154681614shhhhh go to sleep
à GRISHED lead off homerun!
>opening with Tobias Meyers
I'm rooting for the yanks
à RICIAN walk!
>>154681613we should make the cockfighters fight each other to the death instead, it would be even more entertaining and they’re worth less than chickens
A DEEP HIT FROM SOTO AND THIS BALL IS GONEBALL GAME OVER
>>154681562>>154681633He'll tire himself out and fall asleep before the game starts.
>rivalry weekend>no actual rivalries
à 10 pitch AB from Judge despite the double play
>>154681693Not reading all of that.
>>154678715>autism rageDalton is /ourguy/
BAH GAWD JUDGE HAS BROKEN BOTH OF LEGS WALKING UP TO THE PLATETHERE ARE MASS DILATIONS ALL ACROSS NEW YORK CITYTHE YANKEES HAVE FORFEITED THEIR SEASON AND COMMITTED RITUAL SUICIDE ON THE FIELD
Yankeepacos kek
>>154681700Both Chicago teams both being over .500 for the first time in like 30 years.
>>154681700Are you Pepe Posta?
>>154681613>mfw I realize brownoids are posting on /mlb/
>>154680581No.
>>154681573he's legal in dog years now you fucking freak kek
Do not reply to chikaner
>Well, you see, Eddie Vedder is from San Diego. And his band Pearl Jam is from Seattle. And that’s where the Vedder connection comes from.>So it’s kino because… WELL IT JUST IS OK?!
4chan is majority brownoid lil fella
>>154681740im pepe chad
>>154681693you ever seen cockfighting? its pretty basedalso not sure chickens are even sentient, theyre more like fish where theyre just an instinct machine with no feelings
>>154681693if you eat meat just shut the fuck. you're keeping animals that are smarter than dogs/cats in absolute squalor for years just so you can eat a burger.
>bo bitchtitskek
>>154681700Cleveland is still angry about Cincinnati winning the Ohio cup with Tito at the helm
I’m not sure half this genny is sentient
>makes discordtrannies seethekek
>>154681757>theyre just an instinct machine with no feelingsso basically the average dodgers fan
>>154681780wtf are you eating dolphin or something?
doyerpacos seething kek
>>154681782I used to think his name was Boba Shett, like Boba Fett.
snellbros...
>>154681804swine and cattle
poodrepacos seething kek
>>154681815scratched by what?
eat this bussy
>>154681839BUSSY LMAOOOO
>>154681817cattle arent smarternever spent any time around pigs (besides your mum) so wont comment there
So is Edwin gonna get punished or is this just bad PR?
>vulpiss
>>154681867no cock for a year plus 50 hours of youth speaking engagements where he warns about the dangers of getting into cock
>Bichette making a decent play Blowgays got fleeced
>>154681867he is a "foreigner" so no, nothing will happen. cockfighting is sadistic, but it's not nearly as bad as dog fighting.
>Detroit's IR list
>>154681896vick did nothing wrong. those dogs want to fight. if anything they should be punished for depriving the animals of enjoying their natural predator drive.
>>154681867If he was still on the Mets or had gone to a flyover team, he'd probably be banned, but because he's on the doggiedoos, they will just give him a light slap on the wrist. A suspension that conveniently will be done while he's "injured" so they don't actually lose games with him
Does Mr Met always dance when on top of the dugout when the team is losing? What a FAGGet.
fighting dogs :|eating dogs :O
>hayden sengerwhere is Alvarez lmao
>>154681907cornball
Schlitt making em look silly
>>154681907I would agree with you if they didn't use innocent bait dogs to "train" the pit bulls. As long as the dog fighting market exists, there will always be scumbags taking dogs from shelters or stealing chihuahuas from front yards to see what their "fighter" is capable of. Anyways, it's also extremely low class, somehow even moreso than cockfighting so it should be banned for that alone. It seems to really only attract the lowest members of society.
why did the mest give alvy to the ponies?
>>154681867>bad PRCool it with the racism.
>larpson stench
>2026>still no cloned t-rex fighting
do you guys think the cockfighting arenas play timmy trumpets when edwin diaz's rooster enters the ring?
a RYMACKIAN putout
>>154681980Am i racespie?
a SOTONIAN groundout kek
>>154682000Trips confirm
>>154681988>mfw
>>154681988>born too late for gladiatorial combat including sea battles in a colosseum>born too early for clone gladiators of all kinds>born just in time for AI slop
this cockfight breakdown is brought to you by cholula
>>154681700dodgers-padres is like a cockfight with baseball teams
JAZZ SWAG!
>>154680190>$1000 minimum betippei btfo
>>154681988birds are dinosaurs
>faggy v
KKꓘKam Schlittler
Bros, uh I was just wondering uh just baseball in general do you ever see a team going undefeated in the regular season that being as dominant as the Pats and the Dolphins where they run the table. Do you think that could be that could happen in baseball? Like didn't the Yankees at one year win 120 in the regular season? Like they were good but they weren't as dominant as the Patriots or other teams that have went undefeated. Obviously football has less games they couldn't have won more games they but football has less games, but I just don't think that we've seen a team that dominant enough to take control of the regular season like that I think baseball just has a lot of parity.
KKꓘKKam Schlittler
>>154682087You wait on hold for an hour just to fuck my ass?
>mest abs Luis Torrens is washed
>>154682032N
>>154682087Umpies don't have as much power as reffies to lead a team to a win, so no.
à ESCARRIAN walk
I am going to give the cubs a chance this weekend
>bullpen in the 5th FAGGets kekbrooks FAGGet kek!
>walking Ben rice to face Aaron judge oh no no no no!
>>154682087Like 162-0?
judge………..cmon
>65 posts made by one autistic retard dead genny
>jizzFuture Met
holy shit jazz is so shit BSCK UP YOUR PITCHER YOU NEGRO LEAGUER!
>vulpissWHAT THE FUVK3 ERRORS IN 1 INNING FUCK YOU
stupida fucking genny
finally turned à double play. this infield is cancer
trudge losing mvp to BWJ
Why is it possible to talk baseball in this genny only in the morning
>2026>Cannabis consumption is still illegal at MLB ballparks
Cam Fucking Schlittler.Never Doubted.
>>154682179Yes we know. /sp/ should have banned this genny a long time ago
That was a -2 WAR inning from Volpe and Jazz. Thank god they’re going to the NL East next season and off my team.
>>154682230no one is stopping from bringing a stealthy vape and ghosting some rips
>>154682245Dare you to tempt an usher like that
>>154682230DUDE
JAZZ BLOOPER!
>>154682230big beer won't let it
>>154682252the vape is hidden by your hand, your hands are big enough to conceal a vape right.
I hate this place
Ryan McMahon is not good.
>>154682278where'd he get the e from?
>Nolan out the bullpenit’s literally the Mets World Series kek
>Camilo Doval in à 2-2 gameHe either shows off for his future team or we just lost the game indefinitely
sup /mlb/. semi-casual fan here. should I be paying attention to Carlson Bengie and AJ Ewing and Nolan McNeal or is this desperate Mets propaganda?
>single>wild pitchaaaaaaand there it is
>>154679033what a fuckin dork lol
>>154682307We need Joe Poop now more than ever
>single>wild pitch>walkthe Camilo Doval experience
>>154682307haha
Anyone else collect baseball cards?The hobby is beyond fucked right now but being an O's fan most autographed cards are pretty inexpensive. I pulled the Mays relic out of a pack, bought the other two on eBay
>giving up a to HR Marcus Simian>immediately gets pulled Why even go to him? This is literally Devin Williams 2.0
>>154682316>Anyone else collect baseball cards?I only collect Pokémon cards.
Save us m’lord
>>154682316I only collect Digimon cards
>>154682226humina huminathats some great baseball anon
please kek ... PLEASE KEK!!!
JC BOMB!
>>154682245I just rip it in the parking lot, get through the gates before it kicks in, and I'm fully toasted by the time I get to my regular seat
>nolan mcshitter
>>154682388do you ever go to baseball games sober
popped em up!
this yankees namefag has insane loser energy. you can just tell people irl avoid him
>juan shitto
>>154682388you stink of weed...
Brent HeadricKKꓘ
>devin warming up
>>154682316I miss Westy so much. Too bad he is made of glass. Cowser sucks, but I am really hoping he turns it around. Guy seems like he's be good in the clubhouse
Jazz is 3-3 with 3 singles and 1 rbi
>every game free all weekend long>Except for those extra special games that are reserved for paying Apple/NBC subscribers!
Go Rangers because my fantasy opponent has Spaghetti
Have the Yankees ever hit this shitter?
it's up!>SP Will Klein
>>154682477>Klein WHATT
It's O time
>annual stankeedoo humiliation ritual in which they take an early lead at citi field before unceremoniously getting their asses rammed by a not-very-good metsies lineup
Good job Headrick, kept us in the game for a couple innings.Now onto Devin Williams for the save.
à RYMACKIAN infield single!
>rivalry weekend>based on region, not divisionThey’re just trying to blow these shit matchups
>vulpissRally dead, gg Mets
HOLY SHIT VOLPE WITH AN XBH SPLIT THE GAP RBI DOUBLE! Yanks within 1.
yankee schizo had me genuinely believing the game was on lol
cmon grish
>>154682503I mean yeah? they saw the opportunity to promote regional matchups as rivalries, it's all business
>faggin faggiamsà GRISHIAN walk
>>154682487Who is Alysa playing in rivalry weekend
I think that day of rest is going to bring Ohtani's bat back to life, he's about to go 3 for 4 today
>another 1 run loss that can be chalked up to the bullpen Gg mest
>>154682462thisI just activated my Apple TV *free* trial and I still can't see the game listed on this dogshit apphow the FUCK do I watch this game, it's all MLS sloppa
cubsisters..
>>154682528She has no rival. Even her competitors love her
>>154682462Do blackout rules still apply
discordtrannies already seething over the Yankgerskek
https://x.com/ReclaimD1/status/2054924747712991576poor pierats pitcher, women are so evil bros
heeeey jombies... it's been a while
>>154682560oh lordy its too early for me to be seething2 seconds in and shes so giddy to be telling the story of her date with a celebrity
>>154682528
>>154682462>>154682550don't forget blackout rules still apply
>>154682560>a literal professional athlete making millions of dollars>top 0.1% of males>he can get a date with a 6/10 tattooed foid with an attitude problem>she is so arrogant she still thinks she’s better than him>she puts him on blast for social media clout It’s really bad out there isn’t it
>>154682560>the high t millionaire only wanted me for sex on the hookup app he's probably ran that same gambit on a hundred other women successfully
>>154682539MLB on Apple TV isn't available in Australia
>>154682487
>>154682577>tattooedmaybe he should read the obvious red flags and gtfo
Pitcher Lines:Camilo Doval (L)0 IP2 H0 SO1 BB3 ERNolan McLean (W)1.1 IP1 H0 SO0 BB1 ERDevin Williams (SV, 6) 1 IP2 H1 ER1 BB0 SOBatting:2B: Anthony VolpeHR: Trent Grisham, J.C. EscarraRBI: Trent Grisham, Jazz Chisholm Jr., Anthony Volpe, J.C. EscarraGIDP: Ryan McMahon, Spencer Jones2B: Juan SotoHR: Marcus SemienRBI: Carson Benge, Mark Vientos, Marcus Semien 3SACH: Mark VientosGIDP: Bo BichettePlayer of the Game: Marcus Semien 1 for 4 - HR, 3 RBI
>>154682562JAKEY
>>154682601>>154682601>>154682601Cubs Sox gamethread. Migrate in a few (49 minutes)
>>154682583I fucking hate Applethis is the reason I got MLB tvcunts
>>154682603I think I'll go right now
>>154682603>cubes circlejerklol
>>154682621shhhh let them self-segregate
>>154682603NO THANKS
doyerpacx seething kek
does anyone have a decent stream for my Mets then if Apple are going to be faggots?
>>154682603>two chicago teamssounds like a tranny fest
>Jays Tigers on Apple TV>the only one of the season for the JaysI still hate it. Fuck Apple TV
>>154682656mlb24all,ir
>>154682603>flyover CHIcano civil warkek
>>154682656streamed.pk
poodrepacos kek
thank god they're going to their own thread
Gamethread for NYY vs NYM>>154682683>>154682683>>154682683
I like Apple TV. Their MLB streams look nice and they have lots of kino shows.
>>154682686
>>154682673ty anonthe streamed(dot)pk stream seems to be smooth at least for now
bro i pay for fucking sportsnet how come i cant watch the blue jaysdoes somoene have a stream pls
>>154682697apple tv but webcast good
>>154682693thx
>>154682692How long before he becomes a Dodger?
See you soon
>cubmestcord thread splitter shitter
>every non-cali paco has been diverted to separate threads
>chicago and NY flyovers leave the threadholy zucking zayzed
why they have on army hats today?
>>154682692>woeposting:l>woeposting, japan:O
>>154682710x
>>154682742What happened to the original woeposter?
NYC, LA and DC are the only non-flyover parts of america
>>154682656https://fmhy.net/video#live-sports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WYXWO-k_BM
>>154682692>"It's better to be the head of a chicken than the ass of a cow."Genuinely, what did they mean by this?
SD is more flyover than chicago is
LGMlet's fuck them up their shittler
>>154682776big fish in a small pond coping
>>154682774tabla x I'll keep it handy in case my current one shits itself
>>154682713I actually ran into him at a local cafe. We talked for a minute about baseball (not too in depth he still doesn't know much yet but can hold a conversation.) The dodgers came up in it and he says he really dislikes what the Japanese players are doing there and it feels like collusion, then he said he hopes their plane crashes and they all die in a tragedy that will be remembered for centuries.
>>154682777trips of truth
>>154682794Holy based
>Braves game for free on the MLB appSweet
>>154682794woah
>mfw the pie rats try to disrepect sosa
>>154682794>implying you know JapaneseDekinai
>>154682777No body is flying over SD because it's on the edge of the country
>>154682801it looks like all of them are except my Metsies/Yanks and the Jays/Tiggies
why is this site so laggy when the thread gets over 300 posts lately, I end up waiting 10 seconds to register a click, anyone else dealing with this lately?
>Dalton Fart Show
>>154682794>Mune is based Honestly figures. He's better than any of those frauds
>>154682794this sounds real
>>154682813>flyover pretending he doesn't know what flyover means to copekwab
Ichiro was doing shit only black and white niggas did
>>154682809>mfw when they try to run on Stubbsybut it's the same picture
>>154682820He’s been on fire
>>154682794This is an attack
>>154682822The only people I saw dodging fares when i went to SF were of a certain dark skin color
seeing how much shit my Mets get on /mlb/, would most of you prefer to see the Yanks win against >us?
>>154682831i like himi just like to make fun of player names
>metsshalom
>>154682848NoSweep their asses tyvm
Imagine being a Mets and Netsfag
>>154682775https://youtube.com/watch?v=l7yzmJ9Ls7Y
>"And its a two out double for Ernie Clement"Gimenez was batting...
Who's ready for the red sux to get perfect game'd all weekend long?
>Mets, nets, and jets
>game threadsISHYGDDT
Subway Series starting get in here!>>154682683>>154682683>>154682683
>>154682869he literally says JINTS
>>154682877Devils are okay I guess
SD should just be renamed Flyover-by-the-sea
>>154682881newfga detected
>>154682858based x
>>154682900>newfga
>>154682844you'll never guess how we make fun of dodgers fans in this general.
>>154682892literally the best weather on earth and only rivaled by other coastal CA enclaves like Ventura, SB, and SLO
>>154682909fuck you say to me ese?
kek poodrepacos mad about being flyovers
>>154682892It’s in a coastal state dumb dumb it can’t be a flyover
>>154682907A fga is even worse than being a fag, newfga
long covid kicking my ass right now
>>154682881they live and die on their own, but when their active they are extremely fun, especially for regular season games that don't matter.extra innings games used to nearly always get a separate thread before manfred rules killed regular season extra innings fun
>>154682911>literally the best weather on earthyeah i love catching HIV from your literal human shit clouds
>>154682823>Retard being retarded because he's retarded
>chicano flyoversworst of all worlds lol
these caps do not mesh well with either team's unis
>>154682928vaxxed??
>Striderit's over
Clay Holmes was actually good for us when Matt Blake tweaked his sinker. Good times man.
>>154682934that's all of San Francisco and Skid Row in DTLA
>>154682922let 'em have it, doyerpaco. we got the best pacos
>>154682911>VenturaAh yes everyone loves the smell of manure at the beach kek
>>154682909I know how we make fun of braves
I swear to god every time Bohm commits an error, he has a look on his face that says "I am going to strangle ANOTHER kitten to death after this game"
>>154682955>Let’s make a groundball pitcher playing in front of an infield with Anthony Rizzo, Gleyber Torres, and Anthony Volpe our closer
>>154682976...
>>154682844>certain dark skin coloryeah, dodger blue
>>154682975the trade off for the manure smell is it smells like cilantro for a few monthst. Camarillofag
>>154682990I don't get it
>>154682954Best no hitter ever
>>154682988>it worked
aids sox kek
>red sux
I'm a man! A Reds man!
>>154683014I’m not saying he was bad I’m saying that those managerial choices fucked him in 2024 when he got screwed by fielding
>>154683004>>154682990I was thinking more along this tone
where is nu tho
/nu/>>154683048>>154683048>>154683048/nu/
>A's already trading guys they got in the Leo De Vries tradeLeo is gonna be back on the Pads before anyone even noticed
>>154683028but how is it Aaron Boone’s fault that Volpe and Gleyber were his only choices up the middle?
>>154683063I misspoke I guess meant front office
>>154683082
RAKE BALDWIN
erndog ate too many cerndogs?
