Driving to the Stanley cup TONIGHT:>CAR (3) VS MTL (0) - 3rd PeriodLast time >>154886187
I still think the Habs can come back.
The habs should probably just salute to their fans tonight. It's the best chance they're gonna get
sadly were not in garys wagie torture range anymore
Honey, I Shrunk the Game
This has been a pretty dull chapter from Gary.
Habs bros...it's not fair...this was supposed to be our year :(Easiest year to win a Cup we'll ever have
So players can cover the puck and stop play now?
BREAKING: MONTREAL TO FORFEIT GAME 5sources say the Habs management decided to save money on travel and let their players start summer vacations early.
sun is coming up! :)
SHOOT THE PUCK!
hope xhe is watching...
>>154887441Habs have been doing that since the playoffs started.
>Habs fans left In the end they were no better than any other fanbase walking out. Other than spending 3x the money on those seats.
A SHOT ON GOAL HABSBROS WE DID IT
>>154887353underrated
SURELY ITLL BE 4-0THIS IS THE POWER PLAY I CAN FEEL IT
The boys are completely empty from 18 games in a row. Nothing left to give. Carolina should be thankful we took out Tampa and Buffalo for them, they would have gotten wrecked.
Carolina has more shots on goal in 3rd than Habs have the entire game
Erm... why don't they just shoot the puck
Carolina's path>Senators>Flyers>HabsWhat happens when they play a real time like Vegas?
>>154887454LEEEETS GOOOOOOOOO
>having to cheer the first sog of the 3rd period with 5 leftunfathomably grim
fuck bros I wanted a 0 shot period...
OH MY GODA SHOT ON GOALWE ARE SO BACK HAB BROS
habs shot on goal alert
>>154887445honestly I wouldn't be surprised
>>154887461This, but unironically. At this point, any shot is a good shot.
>>154887448looks like dirt rally 2
a shot by the hobbitants
Habs are shit!
>>154887405WHO WINS THE ROPE TONIGHT?
>>154887453Our team is a fucking embarrassment. JUST FUCKING SHOOT THE PUCK
randycanes have yet to play a single serious team so far, leastern conference is a fucking joke
>h4sbs
>>154887465>The Mecca of Hockey>They're cheering for ECHL-level play in the Conference FinalGrim
>>154887478ball knower!!
>>154887440I'm not making fun, I just didn't have an opportunity to post this all game>I feel you, Original6bro
>crossbar on the empty netKek
>almost an own goal on an empty net
>h4bs
were they chanting dobey when he hit the bar lol
>dobey chants after that PINGseethe all you want, this is the greatest barn kek
And they start heading for the exits.
AIEEEEEE NO LEAFBROS NOT LIKE THIS
>Habs board on HFBoards is melting down epic styleLol
LMAO BTFO
Wonder what Brent Burns is thinking right now...
>le mecca of hockey>fans leaving early on the last home game of the season
>h0b5
That doby chant was top tier
Quietly into the night
SVECHNIKOV SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>they stacked two most dangerous lead on top of one another Impressive
>>154887468The only shot was directly into center of goalie chest
SCARRRRRRRR
Habs really wasted a good Dobitch performance only to do nothing. He will be completely buckbroken after having this bad of a loss on his own birthday.
>>154887513who are they blaming? i haven't been able to watch much of this series...
>Dude, the Bell Center's atmosphere!>It's dead
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
I even saw the backup goalie walking down the aisle leaving
so it was a gentleman's sweep after all
>>154887528under 20.5 saves bros were not even sweating tonight
>>154887537shut the fuck up softpusy cuck
LOOK AT THAT EMPTY BARNHAHAHAHAHA
>frogs chimpoutEmbarassing
Reddit is having a complete meltdown. they are turning on St Louis already
>Habs chimping out
Habs chimping again. What the fuck is wrong with Canadians
>>154887528>Here's that young up-and-coming team I was telling you about
>>154887549Mildcuck schizo is still at it I see
imagine paying over $1k and going through the shit of downtown montreal to watch these bums flop around. shameful.
look on the bright side, at least they got a shot on net this period
>>154887541no one is really getting it, it's just sorta sad and "lachrimose">moribund, even
>>154887553whyon't you stay over there
LET THEM FIGHT YOU KEKS
kek cucknadiens SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING now
TOTAL CANES VICTORY TONIGHT
>>154887551what do you expect from the only nigger on the team
>the ref literally pats 47 on the back
>>154887513LMAO
>habs fans leaving the arena early
Dobes should unironically refuse to play for these pathetic cucks
>>154887528They got a second but it wasn’t a real shot
>>154887448Looks beautiful Miska :D Have a great day :)
>>154887562Kiss my grits faggot. Go jack it to your landeskum photos some more. Gay bitch.
>>154887584I thought they were the most loyal fanbase in sports
Imagine paying $1000 for that seat and you leave with 2:00 left.
>>154887575A Victory for all of America. Happy 250th ya'll
>>154887560They ran out of gas but this is VERY bad.
>the hairy wangs are going to the cupwhat the fuck is Gary doing? Why is he letting his league die like this?
I'M SURGING
habs are just like the canucks team of 2021? i think
kek those jeets in habs jerseys banging the glass as time expires
you are out there making 40 saves a night and these retards cant even win a puck battle in the corner dobes should literally just walk out on the team at this point
>>154887575>>154887581Based caneshttps://youtu.be/3uRZYNcYR-w?list=RD3uRZYNcYR-w
>>154887560they really got exposed in this series
that classical songs always reminds me of the beginning of battle royale, i should rewatch that some day...
good night bros
firetruck! must be a fire somewhere in Montreal
>>154887586Why? They're tired from slapping Tampa and Buffalo in Game 7s and they all genuinely love each other. Unironically probably the closest knit team in the NHL currently.
>SUNBELT FANS ARE SO PLASTIC THEYRE NOT REAL>most hardcore fanbase (leafs) left Bell Library in fucking DROVESLmao hockey doesn't belong in Canada
I am just happy to shitpost with my 4chan frens
>Suzuki: Pointless in the last 3 games>Slafkovsky: Pointless in the last 3 games>Hutson: 1 point all series
How kind of the canes to give the habs a game before sweeping them :3
>>154887605dobes wasn't lying he can play another 40 games, bless 'im. The rest of the bench is turned off.
>game ends>Geese - Getting Killed, begins playingkek
If you asked me last week who'd win it all I would have said the Avs then the Habs. I've been converted this is all Canes to lose now
>>154887593you too Larry! :D
>Hit Hutson whenever you have the chance>Win seriesTampa gets a pass for not knowing how Montreal was going to be playing but Buffalo doesn't have an excuse.
>>154887575>>154887581>SECuckolds fled to hockeykek
>>154887617>face more shots in one game than andersieve has faced in the entire seriespretty sure any goalie would feel some resentment of the sheer effort he's putting in while the rest of the team shits the bed
>>154887621that's what its all about fren!
Total snowbelt death.
>>154887622>highest paid player Dobson 1 point in all 12 postseason games played
reminder that this series could easily be 2-2 right now
>>154887613Hyvaa Yota Pekka <3
the finals are just this bad
>>154887628>I've been converted this is all Canes to lose nowVegas is going to eat Carolina alive. With how both teams play Carolina is going to be lucky to get three clean entries per game.
>>154887637goalies are retarded and dobes likely cant even count to 20
>>154887637Obviously a little resentment but you're being a fucking drama queen.
>>154887621Agreed. /hoc/ is for frens
>>154887621Vegas clinch was more fun but this slurper had its moments.
Dobby will be free on Friday
east coast hockey fucking blows
C'est Fini, frogs. The Carolinian Century comes ever closer each day.
>>154887651I feel like the Conference finals have been boring for years now.
>>154887674True. Knights in 2.
These fucking sunbelt teams man. Down by 4 and do they stay and support the team that needs them? No they'd rather be swimming shark infested waters off a beach somewhere. Hockey doesn't belong in Montreal.
>>154887645True, anything can happen in OT.
So Vegas in 6 or 5?
>well canada you served your purpose>thanks for all that viewership and ad revenue :^) >you goyim got played like fiddle once again but don't worry there's always next year! ;) lmao
reminder the mild could easily be in the WCF but not actually
>>154887681they're my least favorite round
I thought the days of the best part of our team being the goalie was over.
>>154887674you fucking blow. lets see you have a better hockey you fucking shit
>>154887628I always knew the aves were frauds. the question was when they were going to get exposed
it can't be that hard to shoot the puck 10 times per period
>>154887708
>>154887693>leaf>Gary's cock is on her mind 24/7Shocker zzzz
I'm supposed to believe it's a coincidence that Gary took his position in 1993 as well?
capping all these posts for when the canes inevitably sweep the golden turds
>>154887708Carey Price is drunk and smiling right now
>>154887684The older fans all moved to Florida.First time I saw hab jersies in the wild.>>154887691I think it goes 6.
>>154887693
>>154887726Yes
Why are we just so much better bros?
>43 vs 18Jesus
>>154887753I believe in curses, keep McDavid far away if you want success.
feeling cute
Habs are an embarrassment Truly the luckiest team I've ever seen make it to the conference finalsCan you imagine them going up against Vegas?
>>154887724
Odd lack of leaf flags in this thread,,,, did something happen ?
>>154887753hard work, our democratic traditions, and eating wheaties
>>154887780>our democratic traditionslol
>>154887777
>>154887778it's sleepy time and mildcuck is here to keep the thread bumped
>>154887780We're a corn flakes genny tho
>>154887778You guys are so mean to us as of late. So personally I'm taking a mental health break from /hoc/.
>based
>rags last won a Cup more recently than all of CanadaEL OH EL
>>154887789now that's some slop
Maybe Carolina is just the better team right now and that’s ok. Avs just got swept. How do you think their fanbase is feeling.
>>154887778My team lost so I'm cooking some chicken
>lan-3 hutson
What am I supposed to do tomorrow?
As much as I'd hate to see reddit in the SCF, Canatears over the montrekek getting dabbed on by reddit is kinda funnyWould it be more kino if the Knighties dab on them
>>154887815>Hutson, we have a problem
Leaf with no interest in hockey here. Is Montreal the only canuck team left? I hope they lose, their fanbase is obnoxious.
>>154887821watch canada vs usa
>>154887753It's because Canada is morally bankruptNo other way to explain 33 straight cups for the U.S.The odds of no Canadian team winning a cup for 1/3 of a CENTURY is almost unbelievable
>>154887823It's sad sure but I'm happy the rebuild is at where it's at right now.
Does Caufield at least have more points this series than he had at the Olympics this yea- oh...wait.
>>154887831good morning sir
>>154887821nba is on
Interesting that all the non-players are playing up the rest thing but Hutson's saying they have all the resources needed to recover between games. What's that, just like a good rest schedule or they go drugs and stuff?
Noah “offensive defenseman” Dobson>highest aav
>Sens and Flyers put up a better fight despite getting sweptHope the Habs enjoyed fluking a win in game 1 when the Canes were still rusty
gonna be real i'm surprised the habs playoffs long gameplan of not shooting or trying to scoring goals has stopped working
>>154887848Those stats seem pretty offensive to me.
>>154887708>habs beat two teams despite less than 15 shots on goal almost every game>opponents have 25-30 shots on goalwhat exactly did you think was going on? You think Honda, Cauliflower, and hindu fucker Hutson are Lemieux, Jagr, and Francis!
>>154887834Apparently, playing in Canada is a statistical disadvantage
>>154887684you thought they were actual fans? this city is the most fair weather place in the world. People say it's the "best atmosphere" but it's just the largest building. 21K people are louder than 19K. Except tonight where you could hear a pin drop because they don't actually support the team.
when the fuck did the hurricanes become reddits team? did i miss something
>>154887848should have stayed with my islanders
oh lord...
>>154887839? It's just past midnight. I am more a CFL fan desu.
>>154887856LMAO is that Petr Nedved?
>>154887848He got one more point than I did!
>>154887864Reddit hates the Knights and now that the Canes are one win away from the finals they're cheering for them
>>154887864few years ago when they became the ebin twitter meme team
>>154887620>>154887620
>>154887844
>>154887864They have been for years lol
>nooooooooooooo! you can't talk about the cucknadien team that just shit it's pants in the ECF!!!!kek
I know what we need, we need fucking Gallagher
>>154887726and even in his interim year he tried to get LA the cup
mitchy pulling a fat phil and winning a cup his first year out of tronna is gonna be the funniest shit ever
>>154887878Reddit is lawful evil and /hoc/ is chaotic evil
>>154887896$25M/yr btw.
>>15488787395-97 Pens
>>154887892Been lots of fun in the Gary belt!
>>154887865No way, got great value from that trade, not burning $10M aav for 8 years and he’s not needed with Schaefer. Not sure why Montreal would give up so much when Hutson is obviously going to drive their PP/offense. The aav isn’t a big deal for them now but it will be in 2 more years
Peter Nedved was drafted 2nd overall
Why the fuck are the Habs so bad?
>>154887834it's as statistically as unlikely that they won so frequently from 70 to 93.A Canadian team makes the final often enough, statistically as much as they should, just can't close the deal in a best of 7, though there have been series that went 7 games (94, 04, 06, 11, 24)
You know a great pairing with Hutson? Struble.Hi, I'm Martin St. Louis.
>>154887936>yeah, butkwacanacuck
>>154887933they were pretty good until they weren't.
>>154887933too many midgets
>>154887933Canadian team
I'm so sorry...
Is anyone 100% sure "trb" isn't "mild cuck"
>>154887933eventually had to play a good team
>>154887953it was pre-determined. You didn't do shit.
>>154887848Same amount of points as Dobes in 2 games lmao
>>154887926That's no big deal, he's probably the historical average for that draft position, it's way cooler that he played international hockey for Canada
>>154887933they only made the playoffs because they won 14 OT games which is 3v3 which doesn't happen in the playoffs.. Their goalie bailed them out against Tampa & Buffalo. People look at the result but not what happened to get them there.
FRIDAY
>>154887956Why do you obsess over one poster so much, schizo? He hurt your feelings one day?
>they only made the playoffs because they won 14 OT games
>>154887958But they're not playing the knights
sabres probably would have still lost but i'd like to think they would have put up a better fight than this
>>154887869You Canadian people just don't understand the sport of hockey.You Just Don't Know Puck up there.You have to listen to us Americans to learn.Like, it's a big rectangle with two goals at the ends. Way, way, way too complicated for you people who haven't contributed anything to white civilization in about 50 years.
>>154887941you dumb fucking americunt, i didn't but anything. I supported the statement from the previous post. What do they teach in US schools?
>>154887973>one posterThat's what I'm saying
>Sens aren't bad>Canes were just that good.I'll take what i can get.
My Knight play... Shit we don't play tomorrow because we swept the Assvs lmao
zomg
>>154887956/pol/fags all sound the same, so it probably is 2-3 vocal minority ass tumors making those posts
>>154887986Oh, ok. I get it now. kwab
>>154887989Holy good post
>>154887984Quinn wants his Chinese takeout
>>154887975Luck always runs out eventually.
>>154887985Kiss my shit canacuck. Kiss it deep and long.
>>154887996>zero bidskwab
>>154887864prolly since the fucking storm surge faggotry embarrassment to the sport ahh
>>154888011also the mild have never won the cup KWAB
How is the A&W smash burger?
>>154887988Sens with their entire top 4 out still put up a better fight than the Habs currently are. Lucky fucks fluked out a win but once the Canes shook the rust off it was GG
>>154887988When Matthews gets there they will be unstoppable.
>>154888011All your posts mention some combination of eating dicks, ass, or homosexuality. What's going on big guy, anything you wanna get off your chest?
>brings up the Wild out of nowhereOh, boy, she's seething on the Molson tonight.
>>154888003FUCKIN A. The problem with getting lucky is luck runs out and that's exactly what's happening to Montreal.
>>154888029I'll put something on your chest you keep up that lip, boy.
only that raped bitch is capable of revealing himself with every post
>>154888019canada lost
>>154888022I don't know I don't support business who hire brown "people"
>>154888019You've gotta listen to your grandpa to learn about those old glory days when Canadians Knew Puck.You just don't Know Puck.But you can drive down here to the hockey capital of the world and we can explain it to you.
>>154888057You win some, you lose some.
ITT: butthurt Can'tnadians and another samir meltdown
How long until the next tranny seethes about my knights? Been over an hour fags, chop chop get to it.
>>154888065you guys don't win shit lol
>rape she was begging for it. they're all begging for it
>>154888019you lost samir. the entire world thinks your compatriots are cheaters and losers. you don't wash away that stink by being a no life crying faggot on 4chan
>>154888072we love the knights here bro
Canada has had such a brain drain it's unreal.Every man with an ounce of ambition or intelligence moves to the USA.All that's left up there are doughy, crinkly, useless dregs.
>>154888074WINNING Silver at the Olympics is still an impressive accomplishment.
why does america collapsing mean my hoggey thread has to be ruined
some people wish to win the stanley cup, some people wish to win olympic gold, some people wish to work for the NHL front office, samir wishes to win the all star game
>>154888084
>I'm putting together a team
>>154888086I've always wanted to walk through the streets holding a large photograph of some general, like you see in the news reels from third world countries
>>154888077Nigga was Rape Hoax'd as bad as Trevor Bauer.Don't indulge these Canadian #BelieveAllWomen faggots even one inch.Lying Canadian whore tried to rob a bunch of young men and, for once in the history of that dogshit country, the feminists lost.It was a Rape Hoax, all the way, and never, ever forget that fact.
i'm looking forward for the drft frens! :D
>Be canadian>Pay $20 for a carton of milk>Everything is owned by a chinaman>Get replaced with brown parasites>Can't win a hockey game
>>154888087KEK
>>154888087>some people wish to win the stanley cup, some people wish to win olympic goldHow come Canadians don't want this anymore
>>154888100She was also 20 while Hart was 17.Whoops
>>154888097Dobey getting more shots on net than the forwards in the 3rd
>>154888079>>154888095
This freak has made Canada his entire personality.
>>154888023Oh did the snes win any games?
>>154888077She was mad no one wanted to plow her.>>154888100Just like those lacrosse chuds from Duke, innocent.
>>154888110that's my boy
>>154888095The lying Canadian whore literally taunted them, calling them pussies, unless they gave her the orgy she dreamt of.Evil Canadian cunt deserves death.Instead, the FAGGOTS on SportsNet and TSN still call her "the victim".Total Canadian Death Now.
>>154888102It's going to be a thrilling day. Really curious to see what the Sharks do with the 2nd pick. Some say they'll go for a defencemen which would shake things up in the draft order but this Stenberg kid seems like the real deal.
>>154888102SameWhat wacky gimmicks will Gary have this time?
>>154888084only if you're competing indirectly, like a race or judged event
Call my schizo but I think the US military is putting all their efforts into defending Carolina's net at the expense of all the bases in the Middle East
>>154888095My nigga Formenton was a great third liner on my Sensies. Fuck that cheating whore for ruining his life
>>154888095canes were going to sign both hart and mcleod but their fans wrote strongly worded emails until they didn't
>>154888182Sorry bro. But we're gonna redeem Hart though :)
>>154888162Jen. Even the Avs had 20% last night
>>154888061which business dont hire them people?
>>154888084Not when you ran your mouth for a year straight thinking you were the better team and country
which hab deserves the most blame?
>>154888130bitch, nobody asked
>>154888232>>154887848
>>154888232MSL. Zero strategy changes, zero line shifts (until the 3rd), zero changing room motivation production, benching Xhekaj despite getting dominated by a physical team, etc.... Dogshit head coach
>>154888271Canes forecheck would eat Xhekaj alive and he’d probably double their PIM
>>154888232Suzuki. He's the captain and has played awful these last two games. Tired of these "lead by example" captains who can't lead when it matters most.
>>154888232they should make a deserve to winometer for each individual player
>>154888271Officials target Xhekaj like no other and Struble is a marginally better player
>>154888077>Hart testified that E.M. helped him pull his khaki jogger pants down and gave him oral sex for between 30 and 60 seconds.>“I remember not being able to get fully erect,” he said. “I was half hard, I guess… I do remember making eye contact with somebody. It just was like, weird.”
Kwaboty status?
>>154888293believe it or not, still nathan mackinnon
>>154888239oh hey the seethey tranny kangaroo fucker is back kwab we love hart here
>>154888284Doesn hockeystatcards cover that? Check out Hutsons’ score tonight
>>154888293>>154888311Canada. They are one Montreal loss away from the biggest KWABOTY. Going winless at the World Cup will make it the cherry on top
>randy/copey final>all sunbeltThank you, Gary>>154888130>make accusation runing lives that is proven a lie in the court of law>get to remain anonymousStunning and brave
>>154888284>>154888330
>>154887896is this like back to the future but they went back in time and had sex with each others dads
>>154888083
>>154888325was this supposed to make you seem less like a retarded faggot shitting your pants every hour of every day?
>>154888337Nah its better that the whole remains anonymous because if she didn't, the amount of false flag trolling would be a big problem.
>>154888340>-4 On-ice 5v5 xG and goals over league/team averageOoof
hey bro's did japan come and apologize to me yet? i wasn't here most of the day
>>154888349>n-no uyeah she mad rolf. seethe more your whore lost
>>154888334>winless at the World Cup>bosnia and qatarthose are both wins lol
>>154888353Wasn’t she identified somewhere?
>>154888362>hey bro'sretard
>>154888362He said "HAI! ME SORRY, ANON-SAMA!" then did the knife belly thing.
i can fix the habs, but i wont
>>154888340Is Buttson the most overrated player in the league? He's a great playmaker sure but his defensive play is an absolute disaster.
>>154888340Dobey...
>>154888366No idea
>>154888364>>154888349
yes the 62nd overall pick that won the Calder is overrated
finally had my marner that id been holding in all day. went down in one flush which is unusual for me lol.
>>154888391>>154888364
>>154888394You mean a MacKinnon?
>>154888366Yvonne Skanes
>>154888286Yeah Marty wants to keep the "waterbug, short, but fast!" habs meme going at all costs, despite everyone being burnt the fuck out from multiple game 7s and losing our legs.
why they play hutson on his offside? especially after how the canes have been punishing him they're making him pick the puck up off his backhand it's almost cruel
>>154888416We call em Dobes now
>>154888400sorry, but you're the one who flew into a screeching rage because someone posted additional dramatic details that didn't suit your narrative. you have never been more incoherently furious about anything in your life, and you chose something that was explicitly identified as being posted to add to the drama of the story before you even started shitting your pants about it, just to maximize what an embarrassing waste of carbon you really are, you stupid motherfucker.
>>154888425they literally have to
just woke upmissed the gameglad to see that my (our) canesies won :)
tired? too hurt? in your feelings?SOFTMy Oilers went back-to-back battling potential career-ending injuries.Zero complaints. Took it like absolute champions. You people will never comprehend that level of greatness.
>>154888443wrote all that shit just to not be read and let me know youre actually bubbling right now. holy fuck lmao
>>154888429>fagel pfpkwab
>>154888451>just woke upanon its 12:23 am
>>154888455your concession is accepted. you couldn't even respond in a way that wasn't visible 10 miles away. pathetic.
>>154888377His defense was better in the Tampa and Buffalo series, it's just that it took Eric "Human ChatGPT" Tulsky's and Rod the Brain's combined intellect to piece together he's built like an oompa loompa and you can just push him over.
>>154888459no it isnt least coaster its 9:24 pm
>>154888443This board is all /hart/
>>154888425to get this far with jake evans playing as the 2nd line center is an accomplishment in itself
>>154888459yeah I have insomniaI went to bed late last night and couldn't fall asleep until 5pm
>>154888464>I won because I wrote WORDWORDSWORDSyeah bubbling. maybe in another life champ. hart won btw :)
>>154888372we dont sign our posts here
>>154888476You have ruined your day/night cycle. Stay awake until 9PM tomorrow despite how tired you may be and lay in bed even if you are awake with no phone. Boredom will help your mind sleep.
>>154888470did you think i had an opinion about guilt or innocence? all i've ever said is that it's a bad look, which you can check yourself if you're that autistic.>>154888482keep pretending i care
>>154888443Lol.Lmao even!
>>154888429can any frogs explain the torch thing to me? i was at the bar with no sound laughing at them with the boys
/hoc/ sure is mad right now
>>154888502are you retarded
>>154888493Losing is a worse look
>I WON REEEE>UM ACKSHUALLY I DONT CARE REEEEEEEEEEEEdamn nigga raking in more Ls than the assvs in this series
>>154888516anon you seem extremely pressed about this narrative
>>154888504its not just the lore that gives /hoc/ so much sovl its that there is also this constant sense of anger and aggression at all times that other generals just dont have
>>154888416>>154888394>>154888431They've been Canadas for a few months now (2/22/26) [on purpose btw]
>>154888502They think hockey revolves around them because they owned like 80% of Canadian players for half a century and had some chimp that beat people with sticks they turned into a provincial martyr.
>>154888530Perfectly acceptable answer tbqh.
>>154888062just realized Torts was there hugging Sullivan kek
>>154888540We love TorrsWe love Harty
>>154888507nah you are>>154888532KWAB that's so gay
>>154888539watching nxt in bed. might play some switch 2 bing bing wahoo
>>154888540Tortorella taught Sullivan everything he knows
>no games on todayThat settles it, big dick /cric/ wins.
>>154887988the senators were a lot tougher than the flyers
>>154888561Who the fuck asked though
habs need a real difference maker
>>154888582no milly
>>154888582i used telepathy
>>154888591Matt Rempe needs to go to an ACTUAL cup contender team like the Oilers.
>>154888504we're heading towards another sun-belt final. Of course I'm mad. Before gary, there wasn't a single sun-belt team ever in the finals.
When does Crosby retire?
>>154888611You could be in the finals too if your teams weren't shit. Habsbeens and Soiler are proof thobeit.
>>154888618never. someone would have to kill him straight up.
>>154888633L M F A OMFAO
>>154888618Probably like 45 years old. He needs to get out of Pittsburgh though and surround himself with some real talent again. He really seems to want to mentor Celebrini. He may even go to San Jose some day.
>>154888633I wish this faggot would at least go to a new team at least.
>>154888618gary will keep adding teams to water down the talent level enough for him to play until hes 50.
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCRXJ5Uw4yM
>>154888661That fucking Simon's Quest reference...
>>154888641>He may even go to San Jose some day.that gas tank is gonna blow soon and wipe out SoCal. Millions will perish.
>>154888641there's always coaching? he's probably not going to get to play much with his kid in coming years.
>>154888682San Jose in the bay, you're thinking Anaheim.
>>154888682anon where do you think san jose is
I don't respect Canadians who have their favorite team as an American team.
>>154888688we love our canadian canes fans here
>>154888686>>154888687the effects will be a nuclear winter that will ravage the entire state.
>>154888691oh we don't have those here
um actually we're canadian knights fans here
>>154888691of course you would love and encourage defectors.
>>154888696>liking an expansion teamthe worst kind of fan.
>>154888696based
>>154888688I agree. Go Flames Go!
>>154888691Nobody likes Canadians here, not even the Canadians
>habs
Lane Hutson is a handsome young man, and I think he'll be a fine defenseman when he grows up
>>154888706We are big fans of the marner redemption arc here
>cantpucknada loves reddit's team who haven't won in 60 yearsCan't make this shit up
>>154888720based boomers
>>154888720Nice filename
>5 game sweepGary is going to be disappointed from the smaller ad revenue...
>>154888722you're only a fan because you hate the Leafs and love seeing the humiliation ritual.
H4bs
why doesn't 4chan have emojis?
>>154888725canadians are allergic to winning cause it might kill em
>>154888738:D is all you need
Our canesies :)
>>154888733Ya gotta enjoy the spectacle anon. And if carolina wins, I'll be happy for Taylor Hall
>>154888755why? he's a prick from what I've heard.
>>154888764>making a deal with the devil
>>154888749so true
say something nice about him
This is a knights gennyYour general is here >>>/r/hockey
funny how the canes being soft narrative has disappeared this year
>>154888782they are still soft, their PP is atrocious
>>154888778passion for the game
>>154888782let's see how they look in a week
habs should consider not being bad and take them to game 7 at least
>>154888790giving him the business
>>154888796why not now?
>>154888782mainly thanks to Taylor Hall and William Carrier. the canes have been the bullies this year.
>>154888812playing a team of manlet retards
small cock, uh... i mean /hoc/ boysit seems your semen slurping wafflewhack isn't on today
>>154888830hey bro i've been waiting for you to apologize
for the old harbour of pearls incident? whatever happened there
>>154888843kek
>>154888843/hoc/ manifest again
>>154888842you know why kwab
>>154888843...flush it
>>154888293if sharter fart lifts the cup, E.M. would be KWABOTY for 25 and 26
>>154888851>>154888854
>>154888851>>154888854i was hoping the marner meme would last for a couple more years at least but it got btfo immediately
>>154888869kek typical canadian meme getting btfo cmtsu
>>154888869you think it's going to stop, that's cute
canes should draft cullen jr
>>154888879it already got replaced by multiple names. roys, chaykas, mackinnons, the list goes on
>>154888892you efforts are as transparent as they are futile, copey
>>154888897Its true we do call em chaykas now
canes should start kochetkov game 5, i think it would end up with him and dobes fighting
>>154888897kwab that wasn't even me he's right tho
>>154888888
new sara civian seethe just dropped
>>154888924shant be clicking that subtextI should do is get someone from VGK FO to sue her
>>154888923i tried but failed >>154888884
>>154888924farter shart raped the avs in the swelterin' spring of '26 making him a double raper
>>154888935kek
>>154888935true
>>154888924didn't read don't care still not buying product
>>154888945You can see the wall pressing on her face
>>154888778He divorced his wife after Lindros fucked her.
>>154888951Was this picture in the girly magazine?
>>154888935
Does “muh fatigue” excuse this?
>The Hurricanes had more shots in game 4 than the Habs in games 2, 3, and 4 combined it's fucking over
>>154888945
>>154888972Habs put up 9 shots in Game 7 in Tampa. Buffalo should be fucking embarassed for letting those shooting percentage merchants get past them.
>>154888963KWABkinnon is an embarrassment
>>154888843>>154888851Kek
>>154888924Have another drink sara
>>154888990
>>154888998women + alcohol + dumb fucking decisionsname a more iconic trio
>>154888924>He rapes, but he saves!
>>154889009
>log in>leafs talking about holes instead of puck>log out
>no one talks about nichushkin sex traffic some slut>no talks about coach ducks letting some staffer rape the playersIts not fine when Vegas does it
Will canes will again on Friday or will the frenchies be full of piss and vinegar and vindictiveness
>>154888976>Just go to the nightclubs to meet a gf bro, there's all kinds of young ladies in there
vegas lost more games than they won this season and are in the scf, why are westoids this weak?
>>154889039Numales and foids talk about this shit all the time
>>154889046Shit conference
>>154888976
>a team from the worst division will probably win the cupThe absolute state of Gary’s goy puck league.
>>154888935the worst part is the hypocrisy
>>154888999
>>154889060it's funny cause idk what division you're talking about, everyone slobbering over the central and atlantic all season
>>154889046imagine once teams with .400 records start winning cups in garys 34 team league
>>154889061saw this clip earlier kek
got a DEVASTATING post lined up for next thread
>>154889041no it's over at this point. if it's not injuries or exhaustion, canes run a system that habs can't play against.
>>154889064The pacific dumb dumb
these playoffs have proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that the regular season is completely pointless and needs to be reduced to 5-60 games.
>>154889049>Numales and foids talk about this shit all the timeSource?
>>154888935KWAB
>>154889074At least coach Q. I don’t think anyone really remembers the Russian hooker shit. Also people seething at bowman still.
sctv got cancelled
>>154889093But what about slopdown - East division?
>>154889067gary took norm from us far too soon
>>154889093it's over
>>154889093what is that
>>154889063Just fucking shave it Austin god damn.
new>>154889103>>154889103
>>154889023Careful pal youll be fapping to her jugs before you know it
>>154888429>stop sign>allow 4 goalslol
