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February 14, 2027. SoFi Stadium.
Sean McThey/Them Sean McGay
>>157376798The Lumen South rebranding
>my drunk friend who likes getting hurt got hurt
jewka najewa
What got the hoes riled up tonight?
>>157376804Wtf? Is that picture real?
>>157376814The pre season is underway, now it's time to yell at each other.
My Ravens :)
Emmett Johnson!
>>157376812Wallka Noplaya kek!!!!>>157376814Face it, the rammies are having a down year. If I were you I'd get Schneider on the phone NOW to trade Garrett for a couple of 3rd rounders.
>>157376837>*whistle blows*>TACKLING A CHIEFIE. TEN YARD PENALTY. AUTOMATIC TOUCH DOWN.
>>157376822@grok is this true??
Here's your Superbowl
>the broken desolate hovel of youngcuckSomeone post the Sam Darnold fumble 2PAT i can't find it in me folders
Tranny teams
>>157376860This one?
keeeek a 40 year old 2hu addicted chicano /jp/spie>>157376789
>>157376860If you really wanted to trigger him, you could just shave your head and then get a raiders hat from a thrift store. Then molest him
>>157376852chiefs had 10+ penalties thoughbeit
Pacos are extra seethy because the Lakers got bought by hated Kushner
Is it true that Youngcuck was raped by cholos?
>>157376893you wouldnt happen to be referencing Youngcuck the raped, perhaps?
>>157376885I will NEVER post to /jp/!!!!!!!!!
Chiefs: TargaryensRams: BaratheonsLions: StarksSeahawks: HightowersChargers: LannistersRaiders: BoltonsBroncos: Stable BoysWho am I missing
>>157376934>Game of thrones Fuck off
>>15737693449ers are literally the Lannisters. Red and Gold, ancient kings of the Westerlands.The Raiders are the Greyjoys.
>the only teams in the southwest with any aura
>>157376952>aura Does this mean multi-decade long losing streaks?
off to an early start with the bo induced melties i see
>>157376952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eINn91C1Hps
>>157376949Hmmm you’re probably right about the Niners but the Raiders are definitely Boltons. Fucked up sadists that aren’t dangerous on their own terms
>>157376964Why does Bo induce melties while Herbert, Gabriel, and Mariota do not???????
>>157376960it means the teams with actual fans not gimmick plastics desperate to astroturf a fanbase>muh covid ringlmao
>>157376967The Boltons are dangerous though. That's why the Starks never wiped them out.
>>157376974broncos are a rival team for chiefcanos and represent hated statesherbert plays for a nobody cares plastic teamgabriel plays for the brownsmariota for the commanders
>>157376978Yeah I could have phrased it better, what I mean is, they’re not conquerors or one of the big houses but they’re dangerous *enough* by being scrappy weird asses
>>157376981I look exactly like this, but I dont say this
>>157376941>>157376981Stable boys detected
the only other man capable of inducing melties like bo is based tlaw, florida is a state many of them hate
>>157376934Who the fuck are the Hightowers? is that some house from HOTD? I watched one episode and it sucked dog asshole. also >no Tyrells>no Arryns>no Mormonts
>>157376934Never watched the show but I'm thinking about reading the books.Thoughts?
>>157376988The Boltons are basically the Northern equivalent of the Reynes or Hightowers. The one subordinate house that could takeover if they took out the great house above them.And the Greyjoys aren't really great conquerors. They talk a lot of shit but get their asses beat every time they try something. Like the Raiders. People are mostly afraid of the legend of what they used to be. Like the Raiders.
>pretend you're going to move the team to the white surburbs>then move the team to indiana so all the fans on the north side have to drive three hours to get therewhy does kevin warren hate his consumers so much? this is microsoft level animosity
>>157377015Books are better than the show.
>>157377014HOTD has gotten really good with this last season, you should try again. Yeah they’re a major player
>>157377015They’re really well written books and very compelling, you should enjoy it. This >>157377024 is false thoughbeit, the first four seasons of the show are the peak of TV
>>157376981Game of Thrones was a legit great seasons 1-4 and still had decent moments 5-8
>>157376934didn't know Mexicans were got fanboys
>OOF
Tranime spam appears to have subsided
>>157377062You're lurking and posting on an anime website, dipshit
>>157377122He was chillin
Game of Thrones season 1-4Breaking Bad season 2-4Mad Men season 4-5The Shield season 2-7Fringe season 1-4Deadwood season 1-2The Wire season 3-4The Sopranos season 2-5Six Feet Under season 1-4Better Call Saul season 3-6These are the highest kino seasons of all kino TV series and those who disagree suck cock by choice
Frog website based on memes and shitpostingGo Jets!
Time traveller here, your super bowl is gonna be Texans - Seahawks, the Texans make it close with a strong defense but seattle's (mostly the same) offense stolen from kubiak wins out with a clutch touchdown pass
Reminder /nfl/Dont run when it comesAll of you keep that energy in the gamethreads when I see you
>>157377146Looks like Myles Garret stopped doing steroids
>>157377023why does it take 3 hours for flyovers to drive 50 miles??????
>>157377136>missing Lost 1-3
>>157377164>No traffickek
>>1573771544chan's defining trait is trolling, newfag
>>157377136>Missing Twin Peaks
>>157377136>not rating Fargo season 1
Indiana should throw up a massive toll right before Hammond and just rape everyone
Eggs > your team
>>157377197Nah you should
>>157377186no it's being the HQ of the chud side in every culture war battle We are here because we want to mock black qbs
>>157377177Have you tried rewatching Lost? It's a fucking slog. It's actually incredible how much bullshit we put up with just because we were waiting to figure out what the hell was going on.
>>157377197Unironically.
>>157377209I cut off three whole seasons, of course I know!
>>157377136Forgetting Supernatural seasons 1-5
>>157377136>No X-Files seasons 1-6
>>157377191I still haven't watched all of it ngl. I finally downloaded and started watching it a month ago then stopped about 5 episodes in. I was enjoying it really fucking good I've just been going out and spending too much money the last few weeks then when i get home i just put on YouTube bullshit. I'll definitely go back to it eventually >>157377192I thought seasons 1-3 were awesome but it just doesn't quite reach the heights of those others for me
Chiefies season btwhttps://youtu.be/ao5vqJre-xQ
>>157377238>stopped about 5 episodes inI did this like two or three times and boy was it a big mistake. You are missing out, Log Lady was a local celebrity here before she died.
>>157377177I loved the first 2 seasons as a kid but stopped watching around season 3 with the smoke monster stuff. Never went back to rewatch as an adult >>157377226Supernatural was cool but had some fucking boring filler episodes even in those early seasons. I'd much sooner put Stargate SG1 if we're including 20 episode story of the week TV series>>157377229I watched this with my gf. Honestly was kinda disappointed. Had some cool episodes but you'd usually have to sit through 1-2 boring episodes to get to a real kino one. I only watched the couple seasons iirc but i thought Fringe was significantly better
How insufferable are Broncos fans going to be when they win Super Bowl 61? I'm bracing for the worst.
>>157377264We're just going to smile and be happy :) we're not the Patriots or the Coofs
>W-we’re winning super bowl 61! It’s the Bo Nix era now! Bronco Brothers, let’s Bolieve!
I unironically like the preseason so much. A lot of these guys are fighting for their lives. They're 3 games away from a huge career
>>157377262Season 3 in particular has a really good ending that 4-6 really never live up to and so it more or less can function as an ending for that mess. The smoke monster doesn't really show up again until much later, and it's stupid when it does. Watch 3 and then just let your imagination wonder at what could have been. Twin Peaks watch the pic related and then Fire Walk with Me and The Return, which is the best thing Lynch ever did. >>157377264>>157377280>>157377286You will know within the first third of the season if the Bronkeks are a meme or not.
>>157377307David Lynch was probably slightly a Dodgers fan so
>>157377262>I watched this with my gf. Honestly was kinda disappointed. Had some cool episodes but you'd usually have to sit through 1-2 boring episodes to get to a real kino oneFair. Some dont like the monster of the week episodes sandwiching the actual plot episodes but imo it really breaks things up and keeps it all fresh. Not all of them are good, but some are fantastic. My favorite is the episode they did for a Halloween special called The Post Modern Prometheus. Its all in black and white and is a Frankenstein type story.When the kino hits in the X-Files, it hits hard.
>>157377307Bronco bitches will be “well we’re just happy to be building something :)” wholesome chungus posting and sympathy fishing by week 4
>>157377326Pobody's nerfect!
>>157377307Cool yea i think I torrented all of season 1+2 so I'll watch those then fire walk with me and the return. I haven't actually watched all of Lynch's films pretty sure I've only seen Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire. I loved Blue Velvet, Inland Empire was up and down but the best moments were worth the weird unexplained shit and Mulholland Drive was severely disappointing considering how much people talk it up>>157377328Yea it was just a little too much filler for me. I love sci fi thobeit stuff like Fringe, Stargate SG1, The Twilight Zone, Black Mirror etc is all my bag
>>157377364You may also enjoy the first "half" of Lost Highway, Dune, and Eraserhead.
>>157377262>Supernatural was cool but had some fucking boring filler episodes even in those early seasons. I'd much sooner put Stargate SG1 if we're including 20 episode story of the week TV seriesI watched the whole thing with my wife and with the ever increasing stakes I found myself preferring the monster of the week formula as the show went on, dont know if I've ever felt that way about any other show
>>157376981Umm, sweetie, it's actually like this, the parallels are so obvious and intended>voldemort is like mahomes, andy dalton and mitch trubinsky>mcvay, lamarr and jj mccarthy are carlton (from will smith biography fresh prince)>hear me out, obe-wan kenobi is EXACTLY like andy reed, tim tebow and shadeur sanders dad>trump is palpatine, ben johnson and jordan love>rebels are us (fans of my team)
My Ravens are going to the Super Bowl. I don’t care if our special teams is dogshit. Seeing the head coach hold an actual play sheet is everything. They showed a game stat at halftime where Minter was 7/7 on 3rd and long. Not to mention Doyle schemed up a 34 point game (if it wasn’t for the missed kick and pick in the endzone) in his play calling debut. The 1st stringers are going to put that playbook to work. Also wouldn’t be surprised if Lane becomes Lamar’s favorite target.
>>157376910>>157376913Yes
>>157377411Not happening, you should have stuck with Flaco because he's elite.
Not a good look. This should be a pretty derpy season
>>157377391>I watched the whole thing with my wife and with the ever increasing stakes I found myself preferring the monster of the week formula as the show went on, dont know if I've ever felt that way about any other showFelt the same way honestly. There is only so much you can do with continuously upping the stakes before you get bogged down in weird and uninteresting power creep stuff. It could be very corny at times but also soulful in its own way.I really like the genre, but its hard to find decent shows. Not brave enough yet to dive into Buffy or Charmed
>>157377559Angel is better than Buffy imo
>>157377411If the Ravens can run an actual defense and don't get fucked by the injury bug they're in the running, everything that could go wrong did go wrong last year
>>157377581Thats what I hear from everyone in the know. From what I understand Angel is a spin off right? Wouldnt It make more sense to start with buffy then move on?
>guy shooting: the broncos>ball: their owl hopes>giant broccoli: my chargers
I watched the browns bears highlightsthe browns QB clips were a decoom fumble, 2 shedeur passes and an INT, and a gabriel INT. that was it
>>157377649Well? Did you like it?
>>157377649Yes, that's right.
>>157377649yep
>>157377468We have Fagno now
>>157377364> Mulholland Drive was severely disappointing considering how much people talk it upHot take but somewhat agreed. Certain scenes are dope though like the jump scare from the guy behind the trash, tge Girl Group scene, as well as the Silencio showing. Also the lesbian tension is quite satisfying.
>>157377702Steve Fagnola?
Started watching football in 2023 and I can’t imagine being a Browns or Jets fan let alone indoctrinating your child into being one of them. That’s unironically a form of child abuse. There’s only like 7 teams worth being a fan of, the rest are hopeless garbage.
1.Broncos2.Bengals3.Bills4.Texans5.Chiefs6.Patriots7.Ravens1.Rams2.Packers3.Eagles4.Buccs5.Seahawks6.Cowboys7.BearsTell me yours.
>>1573777511.Ravens2.Broncos3.Bills or Pats4.Jags1.Rams2.Eagles3.Bears4.Buccs
>>157377596Three or four seasons of Buffy is enough. I asked my girl, Buffy is her comfort series and she whips out those DVD boxes out every other weekend
>>157377747coward
>>157377641Very possible if Herbert gets injured, Chargies are looking stacked. But we all know what's gonna happen if Bustin is QB1 come wildcard weekend.
>>157377772Thanks bro, maybe ill give it a shot then. Im in a tv show dry spell right now.
>Shitdoodoo Pampers
>>157377777Wasted digits
>>157377792Oh fuck that's cowardly
Y'all gotta watch this it made me kek hard because Pat McAfee is such a dorkhttps://x.com/i/status/2088623857330684311
>>157377751>NFC1.) Lions (cupcake schedule) 2.) Rams 3.) Cowboys 4.) Saints 5.) Seahawks 6.) Bears7.) Packers >AFC1.) Jags2.) Bengals3.) Chargers4.) Bills5.) Broncos 6.) Texans7.) Pats
I'll try spinning. That's a good trick.
>>157377853>Blaxson DarkCANT TRUST EM
Why are so many anons upscaling the bengals? They’re the same exact team as last year, and the year before.
>>157377861This always makes me chuckle keep posting it
post this bussy
>>157377864The overall state of QBs in the NFL is really grim right now. People almost by default, are forced to really try and upsell Joey Bussy.
>>157377864burrow mind virus + schedule
I wanna do a three way intercourse with Kay Adams and this bitch.
>>157377864The defense *should* be better with Dexter Lawrence. Somebody has to win that division. Not sold on the Ravens yet. Really depends on how that defense looks with Minter. But I feel you, I feel like the safest bet is that Burrow and/or the O-line won’t stay healthy
>>157377890I want Tim Tebow to wear a sexy skirt while I eat his bussy.Some desires are simply not obtainable, sadly
>>157377903This, but I want him to eat my bussy
>>157377890I would honestly rather have sex with just 'ynthia than 'ynthia and Kay Adams. I feel like a threesome would only be hotter than normal sex if you'd already had sex with one of the girls a few times and wanted to spice it up. Two new broads at once with no rapport seems like a hassle
>>157377136>forgetting some things I likeCringe af list dumb ass nu zullint niggq
Joe Churro
>>157377136Normies fear the sopranos season 6
>>157378036Cobarde
>>1573777511. Ravens2. Texans3. Chargers4. Bills5. Broncos6. Steelers7. Raiders1. 49ers2. Vikings3. Cowboys4. Saints5. Rams6. Cardinals7. Seahawks
>film journal Lord of the Rings was an absolute bore. I can’t even imagine the books were much better. I’d rather watch a Harry Potter marathon any day of the week. On the other hand, watched Blade Runner (Final Cut) for the 1st time and holy shit that was good. Instantly in my top 10 and possibly my favorite 80’s film. So immersive and the special effects work in a way that doesn’t feel like cheeky Sci-Fi 80’s stuff. I’ve gotta watch 2049 at some point. Go Rams btw
>>157378197The Lord of the Rings books are only worth it when you're a teenage boy in your freshman year of high school.
Ravens Chargers AFCCG
>>157378213The Chargers are going to choke before they get that far.
>>157378213Ravens will win the Owl. It’s been a different Bird team two years in a row, and this trend will likely continue. We already know that Falcons and Tards aren’t talented enough so it has to be The Ravens by default
>>157378211They are so acclaimed though. Maybe it’s just not my thing. But the characters are just cringe. Sam is so dumb and useless just following Frotto around. I hate the way Golem and the other monster things look. The effects haven’t aged well in my opinion. And there’s only so much shitty sword fighting I can handle. If I really wanted that much sword fighting I’d rather watch a Samurai film or gay porn. Not this shit
youll niggas be sleeping on based kinsey
>thread was at 200 posts when I went to bed>archived and the next one is 150 posts in when I wake up/nfl/ is so fucking back, baby
>>157378197>>157378211>>157378247being a faggot retard is no way to go through life
>>157378211That's quite a stupid take but it makes sense. Shit ton of videos from NA of teachers crying because their high school seniors cannot read, spell or write. Basically retards
>>157378478>Shit ton of videos from NA of teachers crying because their high school seniors cannot read, spell or writeI've been hearing this for years and years yet I've never actually met someone who can't read or write
>>157378503Maybe it's a good thing you dont hang around these high school students and kids in general, eh?
>>157378503yes you have
>>157378548Unlike you, some of us are allowed
>>157378197>>157378211I did read the Lord of the Ring books ony own as a freshman-sophomore in high school, but that's the same time we did all our Shakespeare as I was an honors/AP student. For fantasy, it's the best books you'll ever read. Completely ruined the movie for me tho, that sucked donkey dicks if you read the books first
Newcomers Jaelan Phillips and Devin Lloyd starred in their Carolina Panthers debuts during the preseason game against the Buffalo Bills.Edge rusher Jaelan Phillips and linebacker Devin Lloyd, the two jewels of Carolina’s free-agent class, showed out against the Bills’ starters. Phillips helped end a scoring threat with a red-zone sack of Josh Allen and finished with another QB pressure in nine total plays. Lloyd had three tackles, one QBP and one run stuff in 12 plays,
>>157378634>Completely ruined the movie for me tho, that sucked donkey dicks if you read the books firstThat's really only true for Return of the King. Unless you're a huge Tom Bombadil fan.
>>157378603You hang around high schoolers?
Shedeur when he has a wide open Brown
>>157378851Crazy how basically every mock draft has him going #2 overall
>>157378916had*
>[Falco] The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Buffalo Bills are engaged in talks that would send Pro Bowl DT Vita Vea to Buffalo in exchange for a 2nd round pick and additional compensation. Time will tell if a deal gets done.
>>157378916I don't think that's right, anon.
>>157378851Pro bowl quarterback shader sander
>>157378957Tis
>>157378932Will Allen finally have enough help?
reminder: mendoza was the better college QB but ty is the better NFL QB
>flacco out eating by himselfkek, what a loser
>>157379091reminder: they both will be underwhelming in the pros.
>>157379114damn when did flacco get those
>>157371346hmmm
>>157379114
>>157379130doesn't matter what race, women are just conditioned to get the dumbest fucking crack head tattoos on their bodies.
>>157377286Whom are you quoting?>>157377864On paper their defense is substantially better, and they were like the Cowboys in that if they had even a slightly below average defense, they would've reached the playoffs because of their offense.>>157378634>For fantasy, it's the best books you'll ever read. Completely ruined the movie for me tho, that sucked donkey dicks if you read the books firstYeah, Fellowship was alright, and the first half of Two Towers was decent, but the second half of Two Towers was absolute trash and that disrupted Return of the King severely. Hackson's flicks would be the most overrated films of the century if Nolan didn't exist.
>>157379422>On paper their defense is substantially betterHow?
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I don't reply to double-linebreaks after post tags or between quoted and normal text.
>>157377792yeah it's probably good youre using your alt account buddy, you would get down voted so hard on your main
>>157379429dexter lawrence is an elite NT with pass rush upside whereas hendrickson was an elite edge rusher but run stopping liability. jonathan allen is a big upgrade over kris jenkins. they released arguably the worst safety in the league and signed a top 10 replacement, and it'll be the second year in the system.
Oh boy, it's Sunday, I can't wait for foo->there are no preseason games on until Thursday
Why would McThey/Them want Donald back immediately? Let him hang out at the facility or whatever for the first 10 weeks and then activate him down the stretch. If he's forced into playing early he'll just get hurt or gassed and won't be useful.
OHHHH ANONNNNSSSS... HAVE YOU FILLED OUT YOUR TY SIMPSON APOLOGY FORMS YET???
>>157376934Bears - Bear Island
Dear Ty, my apologies for thinking you wouldn't be the Rams starting QB>oh, no he's still just the backupDear Ty, my apologies for thinking the 13th overall pick would be a starter
FACT: Fantasy and gambling has ruined football (and sports in general)People aren't fans of teams anymore, just the players they have in their lineup for the week. They don't even bandwagon anymore, they just care if the team they put money on wins. There is no loyalty to their local/in-state team anymore. Zoomers and Alpha aren't sports fans and will cause attendance issues in the future.
>>157380445>FACT: some shit i made up in my head
>>157380235He's probably waiting until camp and the preseason are over
>>157380461Talk to zoomers or younger, they don't know shit about football. They look up scores and know what their current fantasy roster is doing, that's it. They can't actually tell you anything on a technical level about what's going on. Ask them some basic shit like what cover 0 is and they won't be able to tell you.
carson beckty simpsonalready better than the following:cam wardbryce youngjayden danielscaleb williamsmichael penixcj stroud
>>157380445I don't do either of those things so I still enjoy watching foobaw.
>>157380395thoughts on mendoza not starting over a journeyman QB despite being number 1?surely that's worse than a number 13 not starting over a league mvp
>>157380466I thought he was in camp everyday?
>>157380550You're right, fuck off Ty Simpson, my apology form goes to Memedozer.
>>157380445>>157380506I am a zoomer and none of that is true
>>157380445I've just decided to turn my brain off to it all and let addicts ruin their corners of the internet while I simply let the Chorgers ruin my enjoyment of football by Chorging
>>157380642If that's true, you'd be the exception proves the rule. This is basic shit, but I guess you didn't learn that in grade school.
>>157380650Bungling > ChorgingNOBODY out Bungles the Bengals
>>157380565I was under the impression he was mostly doing his own thing. Maybe he was. Idk
>>157380777Bungles never bungled a 14-2 season and fired their HC, chorging is legendary ineptitude, bungles are poorly run but not chorger-tier bad, be proud of your team, anon
>>157380445I don't mind fantasy but I do hate all of the gambling shit that's creeped its way into mainstream sports coverage.
>>157380819Pour one out for Marty
>>157380761>the exceptionNow how will you cope when I say all my friends who watch football (over 20+ people) are all like me?
>>157380445>People aren't fans of teams anymore, just the players they have in their lineup for the weekWhich is way more respectable than blindly following a shit team
>>157380445>Cheaper ticketsWhy is this a bad thing?
>>157380819Chargers never kept a HC that couldn't win a playoff game for 16 straight years. Chargers haven't failed to draft a single good offensive lineman in the past 20 years.
For me, it's future Hall of Flamer Jordan Manlove of the Green Gay Fudge Packers. Blow Pack Blow!
>>157381076chargers drafted OL that would die before the season started though
what movies?
>>157381149I don't blame him for leaving football. It actually happens a lot with rookies, you just don't hear about it. They find out real fast that the NFL is not for them.
>>157381149you have to pay for the OF
I'm 47 and stopped watching in the early oughts when it became Patswinafclol and every passing play was a Pass Interference flag.TEBOQTIME hype got me back in and the Chip Kelly's Wild Ride and BEWD memes on /sp/ kept me around. I watched The League back in the day but never messed with Fantasy Football until around 2015 or so.While there are segments of people who just check fantasy results for their rosters and only enjoy football along that context, it is incorrect to presume that is the exclusive of majority of fantasy players. I've found fantasy football greatly improved my enjoyment of the sport as a whole because it gave reason to pay attention to other divisions and teams across the league, instead of simply being a local team homer exclusively. It's also a good framework to maintain a social life in middle adulthood. It also induces a desire to understand all the factors of the sport that a casual fan might not give a shit about, like coach's schemes, game scripts, and things like that (as these factors can affect the fantasy "performance" of players that might otherwise be expected to do better).So while some may berate fantasy football for only catering to "plastic" fans with "no loyalty" or something like that, this idea and argument completely undercuts how deep this sport actually is, and how fantasy football can open up this depth to otherwise surface-level enjoyment of the sport as a whole.
Theory: Josh Allen is actually a black qb
>>157381233They fired him for this
Fly, Eagles Fly
>>157381243literally Cam Newton but with better coaching structure and softer rules
I can’t wait any longer. I need the next Ravens game NOW!
>>157381401More like Justin Fields but 6’5
>>157381401peak cam was bigger, stronger and faster than allen
>>157381435Allen goes through progressions and has touch. Fields isn't reading shit and only throws hard. Also Allen will scramble to look for a shot while once Fields starts scrambling it's a run
the way the nfl picks and choses certain players to astroturf hype and market to farm merchandise sale with their names is so annoying. its really so blatant what they do
>>157381502>DUDE WHY ARE THEY MARKETING GOOD AND EXCITING PLAYERS THAT PEOPLE LIKE WATCHING? THIS IS BULLSHIT.
>>157381502Which players?
Guess what /nfl/, /mlb/ owns youhttps://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-bears/why-derek-jeter-deserves-credit-for-the-bears-steamrolling-the-browns/
>>157381564Why the fuck would you post this? I was enjoying not thinking about boreball whatsoever and then you do this. You ruined my day, you sly devil.
>>157380445I hate how pervasive gambling has become (especially Kalshi/Polymarket, genuinely believe everyone involved in these sites need to die), but not really
>>157378916different kind of mock draft.
>>157381578>>157381564I think this says more about the bearce than NFL
>>157379114Hate lip fillers so godamn much
>>157381502Who is getting atroturfed, Shedeur?
>>157381564Who the FUCK is Derek Jeter?
>>157381559Joshua "#1 QB in the League" Allen
Charger should move on from Bustin Sherbert and start DJ Uiagalelei
>>157381708Oh I figured you were a stupid nigger.
>>157381669Shitters like mvp and superbowl champ Patrick Mahomes, mvp Josh Allen, mvp Lamar Jackson. It always seems like those guys are treated like they're good. It's absolute bullshit, they used to do the same thing with superbowl champ and mvp aaron rodgers, super bowl champ and mvp peyton manning as well superbowl champ and mvp tom brady. It's so obvious what they're doing.
>>157378197>>157378211Wow really? I never watched the movies but I was going to start reading the books
Which team in 2026 is the whitest team?
>>157381708Lamar Jackson is the most astroturfed qb in the league, they gave him two DEI MVPs dude is trash.
>>157381708care to offer a quarterback that is better than him in the year 2026?
>>157381715Jackson will be a HoFer, Allen won'tAnd you will be VERY mad when it happens
>>157381751They will both be in the HoF and you will be upset just like you are right now.
Just give Mahomes the Lombardi already, Allen is going to feast
>>157381681The worst defensive shortstop in MLB history
>>157381748>they gave him two DEI MVPsLamar deserved both of his MVPs. The only player getting DEI MVPs is Trash Allen who stole what should have been Lamar's 3rd MVP.
>>157381750Stafford, Tlaw, Mahomes (you are now VERY mad), and Burrow. That's leaving out the young guys
>>157381751Mahomes is going to make Cyrus Allen a HoFer>>157381778
>>157381748>astroturfedYou don't know what this word means. Lamar is widely acknowledged as a regular season only QB. Whereas, media heads are actively trying to argue that Allen has the BEST decision making in the League and is the All-Decade QB. The guy whose signature move is terrible fumbles, heroballing, playing his worst in the biggest moments, has never won a 1 seed, and has never made a SB is being called the best QB in the League. That is astroturfing.
>>157381794>brokeback matthew>tlol>mawashed>toe broke-owbe serious
>>157381820What does Allen do better than them?
>>157381820>be seriouswhy dont you
>>157381838score points
>>157381851>>157381842
>>157381855dont care about your cherrypicking
>>157381866>Career overtime games is cherrypicking
>>157381851So why does he lose?
>>157381871>games that account for 5% of their careers>not cherrypickingno more (You)s
>>157381895Allen cannot hack it in high pressure situations. He is the last candidate for all decade QB
>>157381893name a quarterback with fewer losses since 2019
>>157381917>statpadding meaningless Wslol
>>157381924so you concede there isn't one?
>>157381917>>157381943Since 2019, Patrick Mahomes leads all NFL quarterbacks with 98 total wins (including regular season and playoffs).Since 2019, Patrick Mahomes has 32 total losses and Josh Allen has 38 total losses when combining the regular season and playoffs.
I've officially gone bussy wild
It's funny how the Allen Defense Force's only argument is go to "LAMAR LAMAR LAMAR" without ever being able to actually argue that Allen is the best at anything.
what if there was a white nigga in the nfl
>>157381917Wow, Allen must win a lot of big games
>>157380445this is good, it takes soft power away from greedy owners
Just got done eating a giant omeletteDeath to the kansas city chiefs
webm senor already seething keketernally ashamed to name his team
>>157381969>Wow, Peyton must win a lot of big gamesretards in 2005
Actually i was just joking before haha I haven't actually gone bussy wild it's just something funny i thought to say
>>157381962https://youtu.be/DCOF7lR91aI?si=diZqWYq5ocBp2hAK
Notice how it's always white fanbases he's seething about? Especially east coast and flyover ones
bills got em seething?
>>157382065>white fanbasesnone exist
>>157382072racist niggers really hate Josh Allen because he outshines Lamar and took newtons rushing td record.
>>157382120ahhh makes sense, double seethe
All this fighting when the real answer was right in front of you the whole time.
>>157382140when did nfl promos become video gameified
Got a pork shoulder on the smoker, gonna be eatin good tonight bros
>>157382120it's weird because Herbert is right there for those type of people if you want an unearned hype huwhite QB
>>157382150Better be a small one or you won't be eating until tomorrow night.
Joshie, can I visit you at work?While you throwing stupid picks, no panties, no shirtThen you climb back up the pole, then you drop and do the splitsHow you make that bussy talk, baby, damn you on some real shit
Why do east coast white QBs cause so much seethe? Is it just PTSD from brady?
>>157382065nobody would just spend their life online dedicating it to be racistthat'd be a silly pointless and juvenile way to live
Tommy, can I? Just pardon my mannersBoy, how you shake it got a nigga like (Oh)It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera (Hey, hey)All I wanna know is Tommy, can I?
>>157382150Tried making one of these in the oven one time, turned out kinda nasty (as leftovers)
There's nothing more humiliating than shaving your old mate and bean bag then getting absolutely zero pussy not even a little tuggy tug. This is how my Joker arc begins
>>157381750Bo Nix
Kiwi, can I keep it on the low?Got a twink at the crib, we can take it to the mo-moYou can bring a friend, or you can ride soloLet me get my camera, so we can take a photoOoh, ooh (Yeah, now, go, shawty, go, shawty)Baby, when we make love, it's like ooh, ooh
Dan giving Allen every category except rushing is way too much. Like nobody attributes decision making to Allen’s skill set. If he doesn’t balance his takes ESPN will boot him like they did Ryan Clark.
>Mutt plays like liquid dogshit after the league abandons him>Queef “fans” immediately pivot from attacking Brady (since they know it’s pointless) to going after Allen
>>157381917>looks at division>jets, phins, non Brady patsLmao the moment the pats got a competent coach the bills immediately regressed.
>>157382356>Like nobody attributes decision making to Allen’s skill set
>-60 iq chimp still seething about AllenWhy do we have to consider black 'people' to be human?
yts are always the victim
There's only one reason to seethe about the bills. We know what you are
>Patrick Mahomes misses the playoffs for the first time after an historic 7 year run>media bums try to pivot to crowning Trash Allen as the best QB in the league despite Mahomes mogging him into oblivion and being 4-0 against him in the playoffs>people get mad when you remind them that it's not even a competition
>>157382394>60 iq chimpFunny because that's how Josh Allen plays the game of football.
Joe Flacco is so based he eats out by himself
>historic run>not even the best of the 21st century
>>157381953What's this play called?
I did not have "usual suspects switch to seething about the bills" on my /nfl/ bingo card
>call Allen overratted>LAMAR LAMAR LAMAR LAMAR KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Allen will play a stinker week 1 and lose btw
Angry about the east coast and flyovers? Something traumatic happen to your region and its teams lately?
>>157382490who said anything about lameme
>>157382490Why do the Texans rape Allen so easily?
>>157382476He spotted Denver a free 3 points because he's such a great guy
>bills win irrelevant preason game>massive meltie beginsit's afraid
Why is Lameme an under center GOD? I want a legitimate technical explanation
>>157382522Demeco Ryans pvre avra
>>157382453>Awwww hell naww dat finna be da worst damn thang i ever saw on a football field sheeeeit when it comes to ballin ain't never win nuthin wit a WHITE BOY
>>157382541you mean a 2x MVP is good at the sport????
kek webm senor will seethe about every white fanbase that wins anything
>>157382541Kinda weird how lameme is so good under center and joey reddit is so bad under center. You'd expect the opposite considering reddit is more of a pocket passer while meme is the RB
>>157382549Reffie! Did you see that!? Play doesnt count reffie, run it back!!
>>157382303Honestly? This made my bussy twitch
How do I cure my hangover?
>>157382616Drink wata
>>157382592>Pass interference.................... offense!Joshie boy wishes he owned the reffies like Mahomes does
bearsfags should be praying gayleb gets a bussy injury so they can get a good qb who doesn't rely on lifegaming
>The takeaways for some of those teams is that McCarthy may be more likely to end up as a Zach Wilson or Trey Lance -- early first-round picks who have become backup players -- than he is to become a Sam Darnold or Baker Mayfield Ninebros, where do we go from here?
>>157382595I can read your mind, Kiwi. I know what you're thinking. It's alright.
>>157382616an ounce of prevention is worth more than a pound of cure
>>157382663I get what they're trying to say but Zach Wilson is way better than 9 and Trey Lance. Wilson can at least kind of run an offense
KEK knew it was a raiderpaco, almost certainly from California
how many fairweather raiderfags are we going to get spammed by? will they bear the burrsfags of this year?
>>157382580Lamar is tied with Rodgers for best passer rating OAT. That’s with a stunted o-line (rip Dart) and non trad receivers. With a revamped everything and a much easier schedule we’re looking at a 2024 repeat or even better especially if Lane is the real deal
>>157382685>>157382686I just woke up and posted >>157382664What did i miss?
>>157382699>just woke upkek nice try
>>157382280You shouldn't do that.
>>157382692Jesse Minter is going to have that defense playing great ball.
Why are you guys getting angry when people post football clips in the genny.
The team that wins the NFC South is going to have a 7-10 record at best
>>157382616An aspirin with biscuits and gravy
>>157382456>by himselfso that's just a random ghost hand touching is arm?
I love you Caleb
Paco tried to hide his team so people couldn't mock him but he fucked up with his pattern of seethe towards white people
>chikaner melty this earlykek
where's he throwing
What is this peckerwood crying about?
>tfw I'm the only good webm poster
>>157382740He hasn't handled Spain winning the World Cup well
>>157382754To Ryback.
How many week 1?
Paco fucked up when he seethed about the bills
I have so many webms. I just need to get them off of my Google drive and I will post them.
my rammies :)
>>157382754Bad throw to the 2026 recieving yards leader.
>>157382794Fuck you
lambs about to lose half their fanbase as they switch back to the raiders kek
>>157382754>Bears traded away DJ Moore because Caleb made a fucking shit throw and threw him under the busKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fags truly have no shame
>>157382813and for extra karma bryant and woods got injured kekthat's what they get for scapegoating him
the truth /nfl/ can't handle
>>157382794He reminds them
>>1573827542 100% gets that ball if runs through from the break. In general hat's absurdly lazy route running for such a critical game and possession
>>157382808We have a fanbase?
>>157382806>>157382794Did his brother buy the Lakers or is it a different Kushner?
>>157382754Receiver let up
>pretend you're going to move the team to the north side suburbs>bait and switch it to indianacubs fans lostsox fans won
GODleb got their bussys quivering.
>>157382759Chikaner isn’t white. He is a mindbroken self hating brown neet from /int/ who thinks /sp/ is a colony for race wars and uses multiple vpns>what does he do?He spends his entire day on 4chan. He ban evades. He will support the most “white” team despite him not caring for sports.>why do they call him Der Chikaner?He tends to use a Kraut flag most of the times and he once accidentally posted the Spanish ñ with “ñlife.”>tldr?Imagine barneyfag 2.0 but a selfhating brown.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145092306/#q145093216https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314
>>157382835>>157382841delusional, there's a tiny chance he might make it but it's probably still broken up. It's a shit throw
Go Raiders!
>>157382840no idea what you're talking about m8 just saw this rams fan and LA lifelong of 3 years on twatter
what a soulless stadium
It's funny the raiders have a pirate theme and a Hispanic fanbase when Hispanics all seethe about anglos and call them pirates kek, it'd be like having the New England conquistadors
>tfw got the best QB of the draftHis smile and optimism: restored
>orale homes me jefe Matt Stafford iz going to make carne asada out of your defense pendejoKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek rams chicanos are truly subhuman mongrels
>>157382889Don’t care. Thats a fat fucking ass!
Mayer will be the Chiefs next TE
>>157382893kek it do be like that
mendoza is my guy because he beat the SEC and he is cuban :)likewise i hope beck gets a career ending injury asap
back on top where we belong
>>157382952ok now this is based
>>157382917you need to have sex, anon
>>157382953Excited to see Leonhards defense.
>seething about my RasmOy vey its anodah shoah
When does ryback make his nfl debut?
when will joshie get to open this bottle?
>>157383035You dont have to play along with the kiwi's astroturfed memes.
>>157382988Bend over then
>>157383037This is going to go so hard when he retires without ever making one
>>157382988This. Preferably with men but if not a large hairy woman
>>157383075Cant lie with you there my man you got me on that one I live near OC anyways it doesnt affect me as much. Shame what has happened to California is happening to Texas with Jeets
ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the best alternate uniform in the NFL
>>157383171Why does it look like his skull has been spilt in two
Why are blacks so fragile?
>>157383171Idk about the helmet but the jersey color is nice
Boyos
>there are bills fans that unironically think there won't be razors in the cake this yearsad
Jayden Daniels is on the exact same trajectory as CJ Stroud
Bills fans are the most racist people in the country.
>>157383171Wtf is that
>>157383063>>157383037 how much you think the vintage is going to sell for
>>157383238>All blackhmmmm makes one ponder
>>157383185but he's right. They also picked the wrong dude to claim favors black qbs because he stays on Hurts' and Lamar's asses. This Josh Allen thing is insanity. It's getting worse than Herbert and the nerds
>>157383266WTF I love the bills now??
>>157383266>called the kindest fanbase year after year>that means they are racist because they prefer their qb over lamar jacksonBlacks just can't hell but beclown themselves.
>>157383171are they trying to recruit gayleb?
>>157383271That's Macallan The Reach 1940. There were only 228 bottles and they retailed for $220,000 and that was in 2022. It would probably be at least $300,000 to buy one now if you could even find a seller
>>157382889I need a woman like this guys
>>157383331When Josh Allen retires that some fan will probably buy it for $2 million dollars, a guy who works in finance, and keep it on his fireplace mantle until the Bills win a Super Bowl, which doesn't happen until he dies of old age where his grandchildren who inherit it in the will find out that their parents drank it and replaced the liquid a long time ago.
>>157383372nice fanfic
I don't understand the seethe about the bills. There's no other fans of AFC East teams left on /nfl/. Is this just east coast vs west coast?
>>157383396>its a "person doesnt know hes being laughed at, not with" episodeAnon. Nobody cares about the Bills enough to seethe about, the moment we stop laughing at your most recent playoff failure we get to remember all the others
I'm straight up shitting out of my butthole right now, bros. It's one of those teeny turds, somewhere between a solid log and a full diarrhea. I'm dreading the wiping at this point, there's no way this is gonna be pleasant.
is tuna okay
>fans of california teams seething about the bills.lol, hombrecito complex
>>157383428I certainly hope not
Why do they still run this nigga's story?
why the FUCK is this allowed
both flyovers and west coasters have an inferiority complex to the east coast because of the patseven worse the only victory anyone ever really had against them was the giants, aka hated NYCdespite having ~40-45M people and 3 teams california is very bad at football
>>157383426the jizz has to escape somehow
>>157383420We're all still laughing at the Rams
>>157383428does he look okay to you?
rams loss was way worse than anyone elses because it was to hated PNW west coast rivals who then won it all :)
>>157383459where'd you get this video of me
kek billies
>>157383474>hated PNW west coast rivalsLol nobody cares about you team lil bro
>>157383474>hatedI mean NOW they are. With how long we have dominated them under McVay I understand how the faggot whiners feel about us. Unlike the 49IRs we arent a team made of tissue paper with a pussy head coach, we are going to get our revenge and make this all a quaint memory.
>>157383509More people like the Shithawks than the Lambs
There wasn't this many Rams fans a couple weeks ago
Todd Monken was hired specifically as an excuse for the browns having the worst discipline of any front office in the NFL. If he can't magically fix one of these two retards he's getting fired.
>>157383520>more people like my team than yoursWe did it reddit
>>157383527Youngbitch phonefags so he can pretend that someone else cares about his gay team.
>>157383520+1 upboated
>>157383452>teams in NY with at least a single title (3 Major Sports) Yankees Mets Giants Jets Knicks Nets (ABA) >Teams in NY without a title Bills
>>157383545More people like the Tards too. Sofi gets taken over by the Niners every year which is why they gave up their home game to play in Australia
>>157383428Remember "Tank for Tua"
>>157383553When's the last time any of those teams have been relevant?
>>157383509seething, seattle mogs LA hard
>>157383553I hope they never win. I want to see Allen crying behind the podium at 42 held up by knee braces and sticks.
>>157383520you sound like you eat food from McDonald's
>>157383436Is he still a clone?
reminder that seattle is just minnesota with rain instead of snow>>157383527baseball is going into a lockout and the lakers got bought so there's a double influx of LA sports refugees
>>157383580You sound like a whiny fag
Damn Ty Simpson mindbroke the gennyThey bringing up cardinal fans now lmao
>>157383474If you add context, it’s really not bad because the Rams got absolutely fucked by the league in week 16. Even with all the missed calls in the NFCC if Xavier Smith doesn’t muff that punt and essentially give the Seahawks a free 7 points Rams probably end up taking it. All that being said, the losses to Philly and Detroit the year before that were just as tough because those were also close, gritty games that could’ve went either way.
rams were useful idiots who humbled burrsfags and then got raped in humiliating fashion by their biggest rivals. no wonder they're so angry this preseasonodd of them to lash out at the bills though
Top 5 offense and that's on Froy
I'm a Bears fan.
>>157383610Rams deserve it
>>157383580you sound like the CEO of McDonalds
>>157383624slay sister
*mindbreaks you*
>>157383575I was a big time CFB and draft guy back then, I never saw the hype in Tua. I know hindsight is 20/20 but I genuinely never thought he'd be special in the NFL.>short>fat>small arm>slow decision making>no pre-game>undeveloped progression game>not enough legs to make up for any of it>willing to take hits he shouldn'tHurts was ALWAYS better than Tua in CFB. The natty comeback was Saban black magic, not Tua. I got a lot of heat on forums trying to sell the idea that Tua would bust.Bammer QBs should always be taken one round down from their prospects as a rule.
>>157383601Desktop>>157383610IphoneSamefag
I don't like the vibe of this thread. Californians are inherently evil.
>PLEASE CARE ABOUT MY TEAMlol
>>157383624Condolences t. fellow bears fan since '06
>>157383592i see i hit a nerve
>>157383668old news homo
>>157383675Imagine rooting for such a mediocre franchise for over 20 years.
Tennessee is a more successful football state per capita than California.Nevada too
left = rammiesright = shecocks
>>157383647>Hurts was ALWAYS better than Tua in CFBlol no he wasnt
>>157383702this but any NFCN team
>>157383662Tyrone really is mindbreaking you ain’t he? You don’t even have to worry. You are still at least 2 years away from the Simpson Show
The genny has completely lost their composure over a third string rookie QBTRAGIC! What a shame.
>>157383706Both are gross and ugly so it makes sense.
>east coast is the best NFL region>south and flyovers are the best CFB region + 2nd place NFL region>west coast is both worst NFL and CFB regionit's just not a football culture out there
>>157383706Is that a reddit filename?
>>157383702It's called loyalty. Of course a rasmfaggot ass like you wouldn't understand. Especially seeing as your QB is a traitor too and doesn't understand loyalty either.You are fuckingScum.
>>157383705>Tennessee: 0 owls>California: 9 owlsreally makes you think
>Cubs are fags>Braves are fags>Dodgers are fags with full blown AIDSGrim for the NL in this, the final year of the MLB
the rams are the man city of football
>>157383725when did you realize that you were attracted to men?
Ty Simpson > OJ Simpson > The Simpsons
>>157383749>1 superbowl in the last 30 yearsKEK
>>157383738>Especially seeing as your QB is a traitor too and doesn't understand loyalty either.qrd?I thought detroit was the one who made and okayed the trade?
>>157383752man city implies the existence of woman city
>>157383710Absolutely he was. Tua's climb in prospects was media hype only. Stay out of conversations you know nothing about.
Welcome to Buffalo Vita Vea!
>>157383792this
>>157383749>counting pre salary cap era owlsLmao
>>157383706Why would she go out in public with her big ass titties hanging out like that? Put some clothes on.
Chikaner has lost it
there was exactly one week where anyone cared about the lambs and that was the runup to the game vs the bears and the lambs still barely managed to win vs the king of the jesterguildafter that everyone forgot about them again except to laugh at them losing to their rivals
>College teams may snipe NFL rookies who get cut to bring back to school
>>157383769Not after seeing that picture that's for sure because both of those men are ugly.
What's up with all the rammy seethe today?
>>157383839I'm going to snipe your balls this Christmas
>>157383834Based.Seattle runs this Genny
>>157383839I like it. The messier the better. More slop for the troft.
>>157383776>>157383807>0 Super Bowls ever
>>157383749>Juju Smith Schuster>Desean Jackson >Jack Jones >Willie McGinist >Mercedes Lewis>Jayon Brown All these dudes came out of my High School in Cali and it’s a public school not private. I highly doubt the HS football in Tennessee is superior to Cali.
Taxifornia
>>157383879>counting owls you weren't alive to watch Lmao
No, a California team has never won a College Football Playoff (CFP) national championship since the format began in the 2014 season
>>157383171
>>157383898goal post status: moved
>>157383171Looks terrible
>b-but 60 years ago!kwab sounding like a fudgepacker or a cowsoi
>>157383918New>>157383918In a few>>157383918
Mind status?
>>157383916>moved the goalpostsI said it right here. Are you illiterate? >>157383807
>>157383898But enough about the Titans
>>157383601Hes the coaches son so theyre gonna make him sucsneed as long as hes not garbage and he has a Hollywood name in Simpson which is easily marketable I can already see the D'OH headline when he throws a pick or fumbles
