Chicago Polar Bears EditionPrevious: >>157388324
>>157399076Kyler Murray is Asian
TEEE LAW
Top ten draft picks>Cardinals (0-17)>Dolphins (1-16)>Jets (3-14)>Falcons (3-14)>Titans (4-13)>Commanders (5-12 out of respect for Jayden Daniels)>Vikings (5-12)>Browns (5-12)>Steelers (6-11)>Chiefs (6-11)
>>157399081more playoff wins than bustin herbert
which foreign country will be the first to get a new NFL team?
>>157399132if they're smart: chinaif they're retarded: mexico or canada
>>157399094Your list sucks dude. The 32 team one is even worse
>>157399132London JaguarsUntil they realize how poor the British are and become the Jackson Mississippi Jaguars
>>157399144What is my 32 teams oneOr is every list that predicts the Cardinals and Dolphins sucking made by me kek
>>157399132California already has 3
February 14, 2027. SoFi Stadium.
>>157399163What teams do you think will be playing? Obviously, the Chiefs won’t be there. I hope my Patriots can get back and put on a clinic.
>>157399153Playing dumb probably the right move for predicting Dallass to win 13 games and the gnats to win 11
>>157399163Yup, that's where the Bengals are playing this year
>>157399196Cowboys probably winning recordGnats I'd say we've gotta see Harbaugh's work. I don't trust Dart to survive the season
>>157399180Patriots get back if the Bengals defense still sucks and the O Line is actually seriously improvedBroncos could still get there though.Also if Texans bench Stroud they've got a shot
>>157399196Cowboys are going to have the #1 offense in the league and a top 16 defense
>>157399200Cowboys might have a winning record but it’ll be 9-8. The giants are going to be complete asscheeks. That got auto corrected to ass heels which might be even more accurate
>>157399209>the defense will progress>because reasons >the offense won’t regress>because reasonsPrepare to be disappointed
>>157399180I’m afraid the asterisk season is over Patrioshitsissy
>>157399223If you believe the Patriots aren't at least winning a playoff game, you've gotta believe there are 12 teams worse than them in the AFCI don't
>>157399232They’ll probably win a wild card game or something but their mid team isn’t cruising to the super bowl over shit teams anymore, they have no chance against a real team like my Chiefies in particular for example
>>157399243There it isMaybe in five years you'll have a Patriots like rebuild
>>157399245My Chiefies roster is the only super bowl calibre roster in the AFC seething tranny
>>157399076>more and more teams are using all white alts because they are too cheap to spend the money on colored material and too stupid to design a good looking uniThis is called enshittification
>>157399285Tell him my Chiefs are better than his Patriotshits >>157399245
>>157399285it's because players are stupid and love monocolor jerseys but most teams don't have black in their color scheme so they pick the second favorite
>>157399285An actual polar bear themed uniform would be awesome
>>157399303An actual polar bear on the d line would be better
>>157399299It’s a zoomer thing, they’re obsessed with the color white and think it’s hella “clean” and full of “drip” yoNobody knows why
>>157399377Check it out, boom, this is how you freak 'em, boomYou go get, you go get the cream joints right? BoomNow now, all you, all you dye, is this shit right here, boomAnd this, you know what I'm sayin'? Any color you wantBut it'd be like, blue and cream, you know what I'm sayin'?
>>157399377The obsession with coloring things white is not coming from the people who talk like that
>>157399382
Fuck yeah, new concrete sponsor! Eat shit queefies!!!
>>157399347a polar bear set loose in the stands would be better
>>157399377>zoomerthis has been a thing for multiple decades.
I don't care where the Bears play. Going to see an NFL game in person is something you should do one time only. It's horrible. Get it out of your system. This is a television sport. (college football is different)
>>157399382It’s catering to that crowd. If it were up to zoomers every team would have an all-white uniform and only be differentiated by accent colors and helmet. They would think that’s fuckin “ice cold drip” and be “down diggity” no cap
>>157399285lol how much do you think they're saving by avoiding colored material? you have to be 18 to post here.
>>157399392>>157399377You do realize that away teams wear white, right? You know that's a rule?
>>157399391That's just because Bears games are a horrible live experience and Chicago is most of that problem.
>>157399400Lol he’s such a retard. What a dumbass
Dude every time I watch a game half the players are wearing white jerseys what's up with that
>>157399406They wear a white jersey, that’s not “all white”. Maybe you should learn how to read before you reply to me again. I recommend Hungry Hungry Caterpillar to start with
Damn look at all these all white jerseys the zoomers really took over everything didn't they
>>157399431Can you tell us your team so we all know who to laugh at
>>157399448I don't really like sports
White on white looks clean.
>>157399458No cap?
>>157399416It's called looking fresh, unc
>>157399464I'm probably older than you.
>>157399471Same question
>>157399377I love being a zoomer and seeing old dudes make stuff up to seethe about. lol my generation doesn’t particularly care about the color white, cry about it
>>157399451Nicely stated. You’re shitting in your pants I suppose?
>>157399487Yes, zoomers absolutely do and everyone knows it. It’s embarrassing for you as a zoomer that you don’t know this.
>>157399491>>157399501Keeeeeeeeeeek zoomer induced melty
>>157399487You’re the one crying though
>>157399076Hammond polar bears Ftfy
Patriots will have 11 wins going into Christmas and people will still be whining about their 2025 schedule
>>157399536Correct me if i'm wrong, but there's zero chance they actually move to hammond, and this whole song and dance is all about trying to bait the city of chicago into giving them money
>>157399545>whinining aboutNobody was whining we just told you the truth, you had a cupcake schedule and a cupcake playoffs but you were never winning the owl. If CJ Stroud didn’t implode at a historical level for no reason you wouldn’t have even made the AFCCG, your offense couldn’t do shit all game
guys i never watch the NFL or comment in this thread but whenever Gronkowski is brought up i'm immediately reminded of Britney Beth
>Love has a high ankle sprainI’d say the Cardinals’ season is over, but did it even begin?
>>157399553The move to Indiana is more likely than not at this point. What remains to be seen is if they keep Chicago in the name like the Los Angeles angels of Anaheim
Will Bustin ever advance to the divisional round? You'd think he would've stumbled his way past wildcard weekend by accident by now.
>>157399628Mike McDaniel will win a playoff game by having Bustin throw the ball 10 times while running the ball 35+
>>157399628Probably. What happens if Josh and Bustin play one another in the AFCCG? Earthquake swallows the stadium?
>>157399639> What happens if Josh and Bustin play one another in the AFCCG? The first ever 10 turnover playoff game. Buffalo loses after missing a FG
>>157399625why not, we don't have the East Rutherford Giants and Jets
>>157399644The news is that Indiana is insisting. Insistiana
>>157399628Bustin is pigeon-livered and lacks gall
>>157399587>Arizona sports Does it ever even matter?
>>157399649Bears would lose so much money in rebranding that they’d be better off staying
>>157399638I'll admit, I can see him sneaking past a bad team if his defense and running game were both ELITE. I can also see him fumbling the handoff multiple times and snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.>>157399639Josh would probably win if I'm being honest, but he might actually kill himself if Herbert knocked him out. This is purely academic though, I'd need to see Bustin play a respectable game in the wildcard round before I seriously consider the possibility of seeing him in the AFCCG
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME MAHOME'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE MAHOMES-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM MAHOMES!>ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN MAHOME'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM MAHOME'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE SEAN PAYTON BONE CANCER!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON!>WOW PATRICK, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE PATRICK! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE MAHOMESIAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE PATRICK!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW THAT MY TEAMMATES AND THE WALTONS ARE BACK IN DENVER, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR HEAD COACH! AHA! HE'S PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD PATRICK! YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM PATRICK!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN!>THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING!>WOW! 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME PATRICK, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY!>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF PATRICK'S SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST QB EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN!
>>157399662Phoenix is the fifth largest city in the country. The fifth fucking largest and I’m pretty sure the Cardinals are bottom 5 in viewership and revenue. Fifth largest and you NEVER hear about Arizona. It kinda pisses me off. I can’t tell you anything about Phoenix. I can’t tell you anyone from there. Everyone knows something about NYC, LA, Chicago, Houston, and Philadelphia. But nobody knows anything about Phoenix outside of it being hot
>>157399667> I can also see him fumbling the handoff multiple times and snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.God please let this happen it would be so fucking funny
>>157399676Phoenix is not a real city. It's just endless suburban hell.
I had a nightmare that I was a Bronkek and everyone was keking at me
>>157399695American cities are fucked
>Jake Doody released>Drew Stevens kicking 65 yarders with ease
>>157399696>Cheffies have the Broncos on their minds 24/7>They think about them even while they sleepGrim
>>157399695Drove through there once to get to the airport. It’s as bad as you think it is. I cannot understand why anyone would choose to live there>>157399696Sex. With Wolves.
>>157399119But less than Brock Purdy
>>157399714Seek help
>>157399738You’re the one that’ll need help after I powerwash your cervix with my cum
Football?
>>157399676>I can’t tell you anyone from therejimmy eat world
with emeka egbuka’s injury (turf toe, out for majority of season similar to joe burrow last year), the bucs have now lost:>QB1, baker not resigned>RB1, rachaad traded>WR1, evans traded>WR2, egbuka out>DE1, vea requested tradeIN ONE OFFSEASON. seriously name a single worse offseason…you cant. this team is doomed.
>>157399782ship of theseus ahhh team
>>157399673Kino image
>>157399695NNNOOOOOO HOUSES AND YARDS I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAHHHH
>>157399782How the fuck have they lost Baker and Vea if they're still on the team?
>>157399790You can say ass here. Jannies won't ban you.
>>157399673Wtf I was going to copy this post to greentext it and accidentally texted it to my dad
>>157399676Like 60% of the people in the state weren't actually born there, its full of transplants. >>157399799>Arizona>Yards
>>157399673>>157399798Why the fuck does the NFL use player graphics like this when we could have sick Marvel Vs Capcom drawings
>>157399805MODS
>>157399799>Pheonix>yards
>>157399782>have now lost>names 3 guys that are still on the team???
>>157399811>people are moving TO ArizonaFucking grim. Worse than I thought.Why? What’s out there?
>>157399695Wh-wh-where's the hustle and bustle?The exposed brick apartments?
>>157399835Land is cheap (compared to places where people actually want to live)
>>157399835I know, no barcades for adults who do adulting, what do they even do?
Cardinals will never be goodIt literally doesn't matter what the fuck they do
>>157399782its definitely pretty grim. even the raiders and titans have more to be optimistic about
>>157399851They’ve almost won a super bowl before, they can do it
>HURR DURR JUSTIN HERBERT IS LE BAD BECAUSE HE HASNT WON A PLAYOFF GAMEYou faggots know nothing about the NFL. Nobody could win behind the sorry excuse for an o-line he had last season. I will be the most insufferable twat imaginable on the day Herbert wins his first Super Bowl, you can count on that.
>>157399846>He thinks there's no barcades in Arizona
>>157399835Other than the horrific summer months the outdoors of northern AZ are amazing. It’s also much cheaper
>>157399866Yes and they lost to one of the two teams in the NFL who voted for them to give the trophy back to the Maroons
>>157399840>>157399846>shucking and jiving for AZYou don’t have to do this
>>157399874Joe Burrow went to the super bowl and almost won with a much worse o-line, and he was facing Aaron Donald.
>>157399874Remember when he threw 4 ints two postseasons ago
>>157399119>friendly reminder that t-law cucked bustin out of getting his little boy ass gaped by mahomo in the 2022 divisional
>>157399890Sneed went to the super feed and almost won with a much worse suck, and he was facing Chuck.
>>157399890Yeah, with Jamar fucking Chase and Tee Higgins. You probably couldn't name any of Herbert's weapons outside of McConkey, and he isn't anything compared to Burrow's 2nd best receiver. Try again, nigger.
>>15739990827-0 at halftime in the playoffs and then losing is probably the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in the NFL. Bustin is shit
>>157399914He had Keenan Allen and McConkey, he’s not hurting for receivers, and he still put up 3 points for an entire playoff game. Not one touchdown
>>157399835it's dry west coast Florida
>>157399400kiwipussy pretends to be smart
>>157399933Kek what a retard. You and I are both laughing at him, along with countless others
Gentle reminder any top 10 pick that is not a QB, OL or DL is a waste
>>157399914>wahhhhhh he doesn't have enough helpHerbert is just a choker. Even when he had a decent Oline, he threw 4 INTs and looked like shit. He has never looked good in a playoff game regardless of the circumstances.
>>157399944Dumbass retard got hospitalized by niggers KWABhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>>157399953Nah, I'd take someone like Chase, Malik Nabers, or Jeremiah Smith in the top 10.
>>157399132He knows the NFL will survive American balkanization
>>157399960>Unironically a mugged bitchKek. L Kiwi
>>157399132The only possibility is Mexico or Canada. Any team in London or something would be at a huge travel disadvantage, it won’t happen. The NFL will stay in North America
>>157399919I had absolutely no hope for the 2nd half, even when they scored at the very end of the 1st. That immediately changed when the Jags came within 10 points. Greatest Jags game ever.Then this happened last year.
>>157399983Mahomes threw a 99 yard touchdown pass in that game
Brainless fucking retards, all of you. 0 cumulative football IQ between the entirety of the thread. When Herbert BTFO's your shit quarterback en route to the owl this year, I am going to shove it in your faces every day of the offseason.Gentle reminder: Herbert has his best o-line he's ever had, a good OC for the first time EVER, and the defense is still solid. Oh yeah, and he won't be playing with a BROKEN FUCKING HAND. The constant crying about Herbie is literally just preemptive cope for the 2026 revenge tour. Fake&Gaye isn't making the playoffs, Mohomo is washed, Blo Dix is getting his ankle crushed again. Allen is THE biggest choke artist in the league, and Lamar is a glorified running back. Get your shit talking in while you can. Fags.
>>157399979I could see one of the Lions/Browns/Bills moving to Toronto. Though I guess not the Bills any time soon with their new stadium.
>>157399983HANG THE BANNER
>>157399953I think somewhere between 5 and 10 is an ok spot for a game-changing WR or CB. But other than that I agree.
>>157399908Holy shit, how did I forget about this. Bustin Shitbert deserves way more hate than he gets
>>157399991Anon your shit team is so pathetic nobody in the AFCW would even be mad if Herbert did manage to win your first super bowl. He’s a cool guy and you’re an irrelevant team. Nobody cares. You’re renting a stadium from a more popular look alike and the only time people go to your games is when they got confused and thought you’re the Rams. Nobody is hard on Herbert because they’re seething. He is a nonentity on a nothing team. He’s just not capable of what you wish he could be. And if he is able to meme a ring. ok. Nobody cares. I don’t mean to hurt your shitter feelings or make you feel excluded, but it’s just the truth. Your shit team is barely even hanging on to existence. We don’t care
>>157399953BPA paddy
>>157400028ebin poast!!! xD xD xD
>>157400028Maye, Nine, and the Saints guy move down oneBaker, Darnold, definitely Josh, and the Jets guy move up oneDak move up one, Jalen move up two
>>157400028Nix has a creepy melted face
Justin Herbert had a season where he threw more picks in one playoff game than he threw in the entire regular season. Justin Herbert’s best playoff performance was the one he helped blow a 27-0 lead
>>157400017He said while seething about them in August kek. 0 self awareness. We'll see how angry you get when I'm spamming the thread all offseason reminding you all of how wrong you were about Herbert.
>>157400017I don’t think he’s a cool guy
>>157400049When I think about Chargers fans I make a face like “awww :/“ If Herbert is able to make your dreams come true and win one playoff game before your team gets canceled as a bad idea that just didn’t work out, I’ll pat you on the head and say, “Not bad, kiddo. Not bad”>>157400061He’s a cool chad with aura. Being in LA probably helps though, if he was in Indianapolis he’d just be another chud
>>157399987Wait no he did->................Oooooooh right.Heh you almost got me anon
>>157399999>>157400000
poor levis is getting cucked on and off the field
>>157400069He’s more like a gay man’s idea of a cool chad with aura, he seems like a douche with a low quality plastic woman
Every division has that one special ed kid that nobody picks onAFCN: BrownsAFCE: JetsAFCS: All of themAFCW: ChargersNFCN: LionsNFCE: “Commies”NFCS: PanthersNFCW: Cardinals
>>157400103>star wr
>>157400103Buy an ad
>>157400107>He’s more like a gay man’s idea of a cool chad with auraOh yeah, what are you trying to say?>>157400103Damn he’s hot
>>157400114*checks the monument* yup looks good
>>157400114We shit on the chargers every chance we get for being ringless speds
>>157400126I’m trying to say he’s not a cool guy. I thought that was clear
>>157400128They are quite silly
>>157400028The REAL QB attractiveness ranking is here.
why is he such an asshole?
>>157400148>jaxon fartno
>>157400148Jalen up one, Mendoza down two, Bo Nix down to the bottom, Purdy down one, Kirk down one, Rodgers up one, Dak up one, Bryce Caleb Jameis and Shadeur down>>157400158Idiot
>>157400150Sports are way more fun when the competitors aren't friendly with each other
>>157400158white tua
>>157400150i bet he told his LBs to aim for the knees
>surely this guy who gets constantly injured won't get injured anymore kek ain'ts
>>157400150
>My Bronkekadoodledoos… If only we could have gotten an easy schedule…
>>157400209who is this semen demon?
Broncos country… let’s die
*pssssssssssssssssssss*
>>157400224Chelsea Clinton
>>157400209I want her wearing nothing but but an apron, pulling a pie out of the oven, apple, leaning over the sink and setting it on the window sill, I casually approach her from behind, remove my penis from my trousers and insert it into her vagina beginning the act of sexual intercourse.Football.
>>157400268I don’t really like apple pie
>>157400276Neither do I but I am willing to tolerate it for sex with woman.
>>157400268>vaginadisgusting. for me, it's bussy or nothing. go broncos btw
>>157400276>>157400284Let me add that if temporary vaginal occupation is not part of the deal I would prefer some peach cobbler, thanks.
>>157400268Pervert
>>157400290I didn't fail to notice that you mentioned nothing about the gross ass apple pie
>>157400301Lol I was going to make a very similar post about peach cobbler
>>157400251Bills, Ravens, and Steelers have the most embarrassing numbers here
>>157400301>>157400315>peacheven worse than apple. there are only two good pie flavors: cherry and strawberry. blueberry is acceptable
Guess who's winning the Super Bowl again this year?
>>157400327That's because pie is absolute garbage only consumed by the unenlightened masses due to tradition and systemic ignorance.
>>157400330Go post your soijaks somewhere else faggots
>>157400251Wow, the Chiefs must win a lot of Super Bowls
>>157400357They've won 3 in the lastb10 years I think, the Bills must be right up there with the them
>>157400150>why is one of the co-conspirators of bountygate an asshole?
>>157400209WOMB TOMB
>hurr durr jalen sucks!APOLOGIZE
what's each team's version of debbie does dallas?
Gotta get it in before the season starts.https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A1dNGgN
>>157400398The Chicago Bears of Hammond, Indiana
>>157400416is this actually porn!
>>157399712Coofs have been haunted by the Broncos for decades. Now they're scared again
>>157400416For Chicago just Google bears pornMy favorite is Bears In The Wild - Muscle Bear Porn - Gay Porn - ManSurfer TVManSurfer
>>157400440Gay as fuck
Why us Goodell so obsessed of making AMERICAN football in to a global sport? Most countries will not care until there is a foreign QB or Skill position players.
>>157400327I like chocolate peanut butter pies with whipped cream. Also pumpkin
>>157400453The thing is you have to be an American MONSTER who GREW UP HERE AND KNOWS HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL
>>157400471Just throw it deep
>>157400471Just need to get them shipped over here by 8th grade and inserted into a good football program in one of the good football regions
>>157400440Is that only good in standard widescreen HD? Would it be fine on my big ultra wide screen?
>>157400456Sweet Potato pies are better then Pumpkin and I am angry Black people hid them from White People.
>>157400453Same reason Premier League advertises in the USA.
>>157400150I hope T-Law feeds him the 31-point AFCW special in week 2.
>Chargers C Tyler Biadasz was carted off at practice todayherbert can't have shit
Goodness gracious my penis is absurdly large
>>157400580Go Raiders btw
>>157400580Who dat
This may be the first season where literally everyone gets hurt before the season actually starts.
Back in my day this genny was popping this time of year. It feels like a complete ghost town now. Where do my fellow oldfangs even hang now? Did they all die during covid?
>>157400580>>157400584Forgot to say I'm currently watching this >>157400440
>>157400580Proof?
so it happened AGAIN>bustin cuckatini
>>157400614Jewstin Herberg
>>157400456>chocolate peanut butter piesthat's just a cake with a crust
>play minimum number of seasons required for NFL pension >earn 6.4 million dollars over the course of your career for a career total of just 6.5 sacks >semi-retire in your 20s>get a job as a talking head
The orange pants instead of the brown pants is the best change they've made to the Browns uniforms.
>>157400641Makes sense cause the worst cake is still better than the best pie
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157400652for me it's apple pie and peach cobbler, everything else is second tier or worse
>>157400641It lacks the spongy cake part
>>157400654Should have had all the 49ers players ground themselves before getting on the field
>>157400654>joint session with the 49ersJust asking to suffer injuries
>>157400563>>157400614>>157400654No refunds
>>157400654ZAP
>>157400654a stray belting just for sharing a practice field with the 9ers
My Chargies... RAPED in the wildcard round...
>>157400714Their Super Bowl hopes died today; Harbaugh may be out
>>157400648I like the Brown Jerseys
>>157400720>>157400714Just move to Salt Lake City already
>>157400654
>>157400114I pick on every team in >my division, even >my own team
>>157400103>star WR>some guy no one has ever heard ofWhy does he do this?
I hate all of you cocksuckers so goddamn much. I hope your quarterback dies in his sleep.
>>157400654He sucks thought. NFCEfag
>>157400742Someone needs a hug.
Substationfags still haven't said by what mechanism the substation is supposed to cause injuries
>>157400792
>>157400393
At what point does Cam Ward become a bust?>>157400788Electricity you retard
>>157400796Is that Babzo? Fucking hate that prick.
>>157400796I live in Boston and half my friends look like this kek
>>157400788The substation doesn't cause the injuries, retard. It weakens their soft tissues while lowering their testosterone, white blood cell and sperm counts which makes them more susceptible to injuries.
>>157400792My favorite NFL-related image. It's just perfect.
>>157400792Classic
>>157400816>It weakens their soft tissuesHow?>lowering their testosteroneHow? And also, lower T correlates with less injury, not more.>lower white blood cell and sperm countsHow?
>>157400788*ZAP*There goes your fucking acl
>>157400825Electricity you retard
>>157400825>lower T correlates with less injury, not more
>>157400825lower t = worse recoverypoor recovery = higher stress under training load
>>157400844Why are you so confident? Honest question
>>157400806this year
>>157400852>Replying to the homophobia dog with a study about trannies
Higher t does make you more susceptible to injuries>have high t>go wrestle tigers while shirtless>pull groin humping 3 chicks at lunch>have low t>play minecraft for a week straight>have mommy bring you tendies so there's 0 risk of stubbing your toe :)
>>157400852that's trt, if you take someone unadapted, increase test and train hard you will get tendon problems faster because tendons are slower to develop than muscle.this is different than someone who trains having their test levels drop
>>157400788The substation is the key to all of it. Flat earth, the pyramids, all of it.
>>157400878Yeah you'll end up like that kid at the end of that cartoon about the biker gang after his friend shoots him with that laser leaf blower thing
>>157400816>and sperm countsWhat is Mac Jones’ sperm count? Asking for a friend
>>157400903Like 0 after I get done with him
>>157400903It didn't taste particularly low to me
>>157400888People think the sun obrits the earth but really the sun orbits the sub station. That's why it's path is helical and not a perfect circle. Ballsack Newton didn't figure that one out because he never lived in Santa Clara
>>157400648 white pants are the traditionalsWas white pants only from 1946 to 1974. 30 years. A whole generation Then it was orange pants only for 8 seasons then they went back to white only pants for the next 15 seasons until 2002That's 45 years of only white pants2003-2004, orange pants were added to the mix but then droppedWas white only for the next 8 seasons except one they mixed brown pants inThat's 52 years of white only pantsThen it was two seasons with brown pants mixed back in then they did they full color gambit ever since with all 3 color pants. I didn't even know they dropped one
>>157400899as a former track guy this is part of my conspiracy theory about these young fast guys popping up everywhere at the high school level and blowing up when they hit D1 college
>>157400825>lower T correlates with less injuryBait or retard?
How we feeling about my brownies younguns? Liked what I saw from KC and Boston. Fano looked like he belonged in the NFL, nothing great but nothing concerning. Excited to see if fannin and judkins can make the leap to star players this year, but I think with juedy KC and boston it'll be hard for fannin to stand out.
>>157400825 Yes, higher than normal testosterone counts do correlate with certain types of physical injuries, particularly tendon ruptures and muscle tears. High levels of exogenous (supplemental) testosterone or anabolic steroid misuse can cause muscles to grow faster than the tendons can adapt, leading to a significantly higher risk of severe tendon damage. Conversely, very low natural testosterone levels can weaken bones and joints, which raises the risk of fractures and joint degenerationHigh Testosterone and Tendon RisksTendon Ruptures: Studies show that users of supplemental testosterone have a much higher risk of tearing major tendons, such as the quadriceps, Achilles, and biceps.Surgical Repair: People with high or supplemented androgen levels who suffer tendon injuries often need surgical repair.Post-Surgery Complications: High testosterone use is also linked to higher rates of infection and reoperation after joint or shoulder surgeries.If you are concerned about your own risk, could you share if you are asking about natural hormone levels or testosterone replacement therapy / supplementation?
>>157400933Truth. Overuse of test is not an indicator of anything. Look at Hegseth, dude is roided out of his mind yet can't do a pullup. Fucking sissies are the only ones obsessed with t.
>>157400927I like orange pants brown jersey orange helmet. We're a Halloween team :)
>>157400959You have no qb, you traded away the heart of your defense and I think you chose the wrong coach and the guy you did pick might be retarded. And by you I mean upu personally, you hired todd monke. So how do I feel? Like it's going to be an average Browns season.
>>157400970I guess gender affirming care is only acceptable if you drive a Ford F350.
>>157400878>>157400933Show some evidence, instead of just saying what you think is true.And anyway, this is mostly irrelevant. No one has said how the substation is supposed to cause all these things >>157400816
>>157401004>No one has said how the substation is supposed to cause all these thingsElectricity you retard
>>157400801They need to put a camera in every helmet so you can watch games in FPV like NFL 2K5 first person mode
>>157401016MAGNETS!!!
>>157401022Hold up faggot how do you know my name?
>>157400919The Sun and the sub station orbit a central point that is very slightly off center to the sun’s mass
I am peeing right now
>>157401028We're fucking brothers. Mom is mad you didn't call.
>>157401033I'm not fucking any brothers, you can have all the BBC you want for yourself.
>>157400993I'm not saying they're going to be good. The young players are the best 1st and 2nd year players we've had since the team returned to Cleveland though in my opinion. The QB room is going to be atrocious. Garrett was always gonna end up leaving, I'm very happy with what we got for him. I agree monke ain't him, but I don't think it'll be a downgrade at HC. I just care if he's able to get these young dudes to the next level
>>157400959Plus the heavily reinforced OL via free agency additions including tackle Tytus Howard, guard Zion Johnson, and center/guard Elgton Jenkins to stabilize a completely new starting five.It's like a Ferrari, now team Ferrari just needs a driver. I'm with Jeudy, I think Watson has best shot at being the guy this season
>>157401054I'm happy with the oline reconfigure, but it's gonna take weeks for them to gel. Also this team has NO depth at all and is going to suffer greatly when some injuries pop up
>>157401054>Jerry JeudyJUSTAGUY
>>157401051>>157401054Will you make it to the playoffs with any QB on your roster?Answer is noWill you be picking in the top 10 again next year?Most certainly yesYou may have a chance for a decent rookie QB next year and an up and coming offense but lets see how your defense is now without Garret. If I had to guess you will not win a playoff game in the 20s
>>157401030The sun doesn't have a center, Moran, it's not a planet.
>>157400919The substation caused Pearl Harbor to happen
>>157401091I think there's a chance for 29 to be a playoff team if we get our QB this coming draft. If it was any other team id say it's a real possibility but I know my brownies will fuck it all up. I'm really not worried about the D. Graham has potential to be a pro bowl NT, carson shwesinger has potential to be a HOF lb. Verse is no Garrett, completely different player and not fair to even compare them, but he is going to have the freedom to do what he wants and I see him racking up 10-12 sacks this year.. dbs are concerning. No depth and everyone is a year older and they weren't all that great to begin with. I really want our 1st 2 or 3 picks to be QB and then DB. we desperately need more talented dbs
Imagine being a Broncuck or Chorger fan having to deal with another generational QB in your division all of a sudden and being stuck with choke artist busts at QB
>>157401118The most atrocious part of that is that it knew days beforehand what was coming and didn't tell anyone.
>>157401127Justin Fields isn't a generational qb not matter how many times you say it.
>>157401129How could the substation do such a thing?
raiders got a qb?
>>157401132The transformers are stamped "made in china"
>>157399076>>157401140this looks like shit
>>157401140no one wants you to post these
>>157401143But the Chinese surely would have warned us about Pearl Harbor and the Substation. They hate Japs.
>>157401137We'll see.He looked the part in his first start at least
>>157401137Even if they had a QB they don't have a team
>>157401160true but they COULD be a team in the near future
>>157401149Chang Cho or sushi roll it's all yellow to me
>>157401169Mommy...
>>157401160>elite coach>elite QB>elite RB>elite TE>elite C>elite EDGE>elite LB>elite S>pretty good CBunironically a playoff team
>>157401178Absolutely delusional. Even Crosby would agree
>>157401178Maybe if you're comparing them to the Barcelona Dragons or the Ottawa RedBlacks
Isn't it obvious that the Broncos are back on top of the AFCW?
Just won a royal flush without deuces in video poker lads
>>157401211Just took a royal deuce and didn't flush
Just dropped a steaming hot dak
>>157401225Ssshhh he's sleepy
>>157401225lol
>>157401224Sounds like a (you) problem
soulless
>>157401244what the fuck is that
>>157400888>>157400919>>157401030>>157401099"They" don't want you to know the real truth
>>157401244Behold a real trophy
$55M/yr btw
>>157401016How does the electricity cause those things? By what mechanism?
>>157401281...Sailor Moon?
>>157401240Why would it be my problem? I took it then I left it and walked away.
>>157399818Actual artists cost money but an intern putting photos through an AI filter is cheap
>>157399818That one there is pretty based
>>157401281>hurr durr Pluto isn't a planet>is literally on the map of planetsWhat does the N in NASA stand for?
>At the age of 30*
Save the substation, save the world
Why can't Bo regulate his emotions? Is he secretly black or a woman?
>>157401225
>>157401330ynr when the cowsois gave him 60M/yr btw.
>>157401327Bo absolutely hates black people, they enrage him. He has said it before and will say it again.
>>157401284It's a literally Cup. Cup trophies are a dime a dozen. They are cookie cutter garbage. Everyone does a freaking cup. Thank God the NFL bucked the trendWhy did we use cups in the first place?Trophies are cup-shaped because early awards were literal, functional drinking vessels or containers used in ancient times to reward winners with valuable commodities like olive oil, wine, or gold coins.But we missed the prize for the cup and now worship cups. It's so dumb. No other alternative timeline does this
>>157401327bo does have a cute pussy though
>>157401337>Bo absolutely hates black peopleHoly shit, I am now a bo nix fan.
I propose a preemptive Strike against the substation before it gains sentience and decides to rule over human-ACK NOOOO!!!!!!1
SOVL
>>157401339make em look more like this
>>157401348Oh fuck the Substation has become self aware, it's going to launch the nukes
>>157399987
>>157401339should've gave her a little pooch instead of abs
>>157401348Go back to /hoc/, faggot.
>Nigger
>>157401344...where's the dick?
>>157401367And there it is
>>157401281Fun fact, Pluto will be closer to the sun than Neptune in 200 years
looool
>>157401378I wonder how many players fake injuries to skip training camp
>>157401378it has begun
>>157401378>betray boatman>get zappedRest in piss you won't be missed
bring back the fullback position
>>157401378Buy an ad
>>157401383I would hurt myself intentionally before every season so I could get my money and go home just like Jamal Adams
>>157401407HIS NAME WAS TOM RATHMAN
>>157401407Had a fullback TD at the Broncos/Falcons game
>>157401407A bunch of teams already have.>I now remember Ben VanSumerenWhat could have been...Cam Latu seems like he could be a useful FB though, I'm interested to see if they give him more snaps there this year
>>157401378The 49ers should just be banned from the league at this point until they figure out the substation bullshit
>>157401407that eagles LB that kept getting hurt is a FB for a team I can't remember and don't care enough to look up.
Hoe come if they're lined uo behind the qb they're full backs if they're white(Ricard, skatebo, watt, the list goes on) but they're half backs if they're black? Do the black running backs only get half because they're second class citizens?
>>157401454if that was the case, they'd be 3/5ths backs.
>>157401459They're rounded down. If they were white they'd round up.
The NFL will have women in the league when patti cuckitini's daughter joins the league in 20 years. She will be a Quarterblack.
>>157401482Heh
>>157401482She's already smarter and whiter than Allen
>>157401482Imagine a female linebacker in the NFL
>>157401501You just described clay matthews.
>>157401501Imagine a female linebacker on my face
It seems my broncos will be cruising to an easy AFCW title again.
>>157401537B-but mahomo off a heemed knee...
>>157401482teehee
>>157401377Neptune, what a useless fucking planet. Durrr I’m super big and gassy hurr, it’s really windy here durrr duhhh. I fucking hate Neptune
>>157401441Mark Simoneau?
how many games will >my patriots win?
>49ers WR Mike Evans exited Tuesday's joint practice with the Chargers with a hamstring injury, Nick Wagoner of ESPN.com reports
>>157401559Winds at the edge of the great dark spot have winds that hit over 1600 MPH
>>157401579Wow, Neptune must have a lot of orbital rings
>>157401514>gay matthews
>>157401579BRRAAAAAPPPP
Is McCaffrey hurt yet?
>>157401572Like 13-14. They'll lose a bills game and the Broncos game at minimum
>>157401588They have several rings. So does Uranus
>terrion Arnold on the commissioner naughty list and cant do shit>seahawks signed himHmm
God, I just don't care about any of this preseason shit. When can the fucking season start already and we can talk real football?
>>157401633*rapes u*
>>157401441See >>157401425BVS is with the Bills now
>>157401651yeah, i saw that and was like "ah, that's the guy" i just didn't really care after that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>157401579Makes you wonder why liberals won’t put wind turbines there. Almost like they don’t actually care about green energy
31-9
Put bussy turbines there
>>157401559>Durrr I’m super big and gassy hurr,Sounds like Uranus huehuehue
Detroit has a very easy schedule they will be in the nfcg with the cowboys
>>157401725>cryions>they will be in the nfcg with the cowboys>they will be in the nfcg>in the nfcg>with the soishahahahahahahaha, good one, anon. CLASSIC!
I know more about football than you do. Also, your team? Not very good. Just the way it is.
>>157401735Oh right let me be a cazzie lol uhhh rams seahawks again!!!
>>157401725Lions will got 10-7 and miss the playoffs.
>>157401795:(
>>157401795Stop picking on >my browns.
>>157401821So the lions lose the bills pats and then 5 out of 6 divisionals? Not with that cupcake schedule
>>157401725>with the cowboystrue
Bills Lions owl
>>157401573Yup. Every bitchmade receiver who could never hack it in the first place or the old guys who are washed always have chronic hamstring issues. Don't know why but it's a thing. I kinda thought Evan's broke-down ass would last until game 3 or 4 before falling apart, though. The Niners will regret not re-signing Jennings. That dude was the one guy on the team who wasn't fragile
>Giants cut Doodoo Shit Pooster
>>157401725>nfccg>cowboysAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My quarterback, Drake Maye, is a crybaby faggot :(
>>157401873they been saying this for the past 3 years
>>157401873>the all or nothing eternal suffering bowl where one team will purge decades of futility forever and the loser will get a glimpse of the promised land before falling into an even deeper pit of despair than they ever thought possible
>>157401832They struggled with JJ/Brosmer Vikings last year. An easy schedule is relative every year until teams expected to do poorly overperform.I fully expect Lions to struggle against teams they shouldn't. Dolphins, Buccs, Giants, Panthers will be trap games. Guarantee they lose to either Bills/Pats, then split with the division.
>>157401910Bills and Lions are a Cinderella story betting bait. No one ever learns.
>>157401916They had just lost ben Johnson and had a smattering of injuries plus they needed to be suppressed for the Gayleb storyline
Thingken bout Bo Nix
losing in the Wildcard Round lmao
>ynr GayGay McSharty claiming that he proved himself to be an ELITE QB in 2025
Sick of seeing all this gay shit in the thread.
>>157402012So did Stroud lol
>>157402033Now that is one sexy man
>>157402059This is art
Chargers like ded again before the season even started lol
>>157402059Kek
When are they gonna retire Al Michaels? He just doesn't have it anymore. They should get rid of Kirk Herbstreit too.
>>157402033Are you telling me you wouldn't?
For Thursday Night Football, teams should exclusively wear throwbacks.
>>157402162>bald bitch janny got upset because he's a bald bitchMANY such cases
>>157402162This desu
Stop being mean, guys. Be nice.
i'm bald and i'm proud.
>Nix chimping outbased psycho
>oh hey patti>nice division you have there>mind if i just....*wins da West*>...ahhhhhh there we go that's better
where's he throwing
>Blo Dix stans think he's made it because he beat Trash Allen in the playoffs
>Nixposters are backSigh... I'll see you guys next thread I guess...I'm brown btw
based dan BTFO /nfl/
*snaps*
>>157402297>Even Bustin's "defenders" are forced to admit that he's doodoofeces in the 'offs"It's so fucking over
is this accurate?
2026 and nix rhyme haha
>>157401873STILL not getting your reddit bowl
>>157402385Chargers should be Herbert's 4 INT implosionBears should be the game winner against Green BayVikings should be letting Darnold walk
- WR Tyreek Hill- WR Brandin Cooks - LB Eric Kendricks - T Taylor Decker- CB Marshon Lattimore- CB Trevon Diggs- T Jack Conklin- Edge Haason Reddick- Edge Joey Bosa- TE Jonnu Smith- T Cam Robinson- Edge Leonard Floyd- CB Kenny Moore- LB Bobby Okereke- TE/QB/WR/FB Taysom Hill- G Mekhi Becton- LB Bobby Wagner- G Kevin Zeitler- WR Curtis Samuel- G James Daniels- LB Matt Milano- TE Zach Ertz- K Graham Gano- RB Najee Harris- K Brandon McManus- TE Will Dissly- K Daniel Carlson- Edge Kyle Van Noy- RB Austin Ekeler- Edge Derek Barnett- RB Antonio Gibson- S Taylor Rapp- QB Jimmy Garoppolo- CB Tre’Davious White- RB Nick Chubb- WR Zay Jones- CB Jeff Okudah- WR Hunter Renfrow- G Will Hernandez- T Joseph Noteboom- CB Adoree’ Jackson- WR Sterling Shepard- RB Raheem Mostert- WR DeAndre Carter- RB Alexander Mattison- RB Miles Sanders- DL Jordan Phillips- T George Fant- P Thomas Morstead- K Matt Prater- S Terrell Edmunds- S Jordan Poyer- S Jabrill Peppers- S Deon Bush- CB Jalen Mills- CB Arthur Maulet- Edge Preston Smith- LB Shaq Thompson- WR Tyler Lockett- TE Marcedes Lewis- WR Gabe Davis- TE Donald Parham- RB Cam Akers- QB Jeff Driskel- RB Chase Edmonds- T Tyrone Wheatley Jr. … who do you want your favorite team to sign?
I still can't believe there were 14 teams ahead of us that were retarded enough to not draft a 15+ sack per year guy
>>157402390Woah
>>157402452tiny arms are very tiny arms...go get washed up bosa
>>157402449my bungles should sign one of the bobbys
>>157402458Nah, guy looks absolutely dominant. And yes it's the Jets but they have good offensive tackles. Or at least 1 good one.https://x.com/UnderdogNFL/status/2087897524526792738
>>157402468If a pass rusher comes in with sub‑33" arms, he gets flagged as a “tweener” — someone who dominated in college but may struggle against NFL tackles with 34–36" arms and elite wingspans.
>>157402477thanks chatgpt
Remember when the Lions somehow got it into their heads that they were the Chiefs main rival for a few years and a super bowl team
>>157402486Remember THIS?
>>157402479AI works for me not me working for it...remember AI is stealing data from books and people...its nothing moar nothing less a thief
>>157402500thats shit not funny my duded
I just cant take people who use AI seriously. You either know your shit or you dont. Simple as
>>157402500I can’t be expected to remember every little regular season game. I’m sure it was an important day for you though
>>157402500was that the year the lions blew it in the playoffs?
wogs seething about the lions again?
>>157402522Then Dan the Man told everyone they would never get another chance to win a Super Bowl
The Rams did not extend Puka Nacua
Wtf is a wog
>>157402514>Heh, ill just play aloof and distant from it all to pretend im not mentally raped.>Has unironically written a dissertation on how he stalked kiwi and other lions fans for monthsStatmutt, just kill yourself already. Imagine the relief your friends and family would feel.
>>157402523It’s Bear country in the NFC North, and no Lions are allowed.
>>157402543it's a sign you're from the commonwealth if you use the term
>>157402538He brought it on himself by mocking the chosen people
>>157402557A Lions fan defending the kiwi under an American flag who uses thirdie common wealth terms?? How strange!
>>157402554Watson contract looks normal with Love and that faggot Lawrence making 80 trillion a year
>>157402538Pukas going to have a bad season the rams are a betting trap and will probably be a first round exit
>>157402573bringing in the Ty Simpson era of football
>Jewka NaJewaBased.
>>157402318and that's okay, apparently Dan Fouts and Warren Moon showed that you can get away with being a regular season princess and still make the HoF
>>157399076Dat ass
>>157402538>(((Les Snead))) is going to crash a superteam through a nepo draft pick and ego driven butthurt over a drunken rantKino
>>157402581
>>157402592thats gay af frfr chill out trying to get me weewee harder
>>157402546We went to the super bowl 5 times and didn’t see you lil niggas there once kek The only reason we think about you is because you’re so funny and think we actually care about or remember the regular season that was the peak of your franchise and the beginning of the dynasty in your head
>>157402596HOW DARE YOU
>London Engerland gets an NFL teamThey would only be flying over there for "home" games right?
>>157402573>she thinks st louis is making the playoffs lol stick to cooking and cleaning, hoe
I just really don't like black people.
>9oids just keep on dying
>>157402570>Watson contract looks normal with Love and that faggot Lawrence making 80 trillion a yearboth Love and Lawrence actually make starts
>>157402611>its another episode where statmuut is easily identifiable on an anonymous forum and gets mind broken into a melty episode
>>157402625McBride. Love Harrison Beck Conner Bourne and a solid O-line can win the West
>>157402606They should go back when they have two kids and have them crouch together like it's nutsac
>>157402642so what starting and losing game is the same as being bench and losing...Love and Lawrence are bust and dodo
>>157402635Nothing season ending aside from Pearsall at least. I think the medical staff is just being overly cautious and shutting down players the moment they get a booboo
>>157402672Didn't their center die today?
JA-RED GOFFJA-RED GOFFJA-RED GOFF>loses
First for uppercutting Mutthomes on the chin until his jaw breaks.
>>157402659what are you looking at that you see a nutsac. I see a lovely lady enjoying a tree
>>157402679Embarrassing
>>157402678That was the Chargers center lol
>>157402681
>>157402679Damn, how do you give up 28 points in one quarter>>157402688Close enough
>>157402690>Heres your Grim Reaper brokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>157402635How though?By what mechanism??
>>157402672And that was an injury from last year too. Most people don't know shit about west coast teams and it shows.
>>157402699brady fans are the worst faggot on 4chan
>>157402667Both are better than Watson as QBs, they're also actually available to play. Your choice is essentially, pay $55 million to have an average quarterback or pay Deshaun Watson $46 million to sit on the bench and still have to roster 3 other quarterbacks.
>>157402699You know they played at the same time right
>>157402726>Mutthomes vs Phillip fucking Rivers>Statmutt the Mind raped: B-BUT BRAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLMAO
New>>157402746>>157402746>>157402746
