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1st for jack frost
We're winning it all
>>157426444for me it's knowing the channels
>>157426488You're in Canada, why would you give a shit
>>157426444good non-troll threadfuck davinder
footie is back lads
>>157426484Tottenham 2026/27 Season Docuseries / Carabao Cup Final Participation Winners / Top Half Finish / They Dared To Do
>>157426542Footie is BACKThe much anticipated curtain raiser for tonight: a fucking foregone conclusion.Such entertainment
>>157426569kek
>>157426571i believe in lamps
>spend 400m>still play Vicario in net???
>>157426606vicario is gone dude, it's kinky's time
Footy is back la!*checks fixture**realises the opener is Arteta haramball against newly promoted side*Yeah I’ll give it a skip methinks
>>157426541Nearly a year of that shit from deranged mentalist(s) obsessed with other deranged mentalists.
>>157426615The lad who subbed within 20 minutes of his first ever start?
>>157426645he went on to be somewhat clutch during relegation race so he's being rewarded 1 full season to prove himself, totally nothing will go wrong
>Jacket>Arroz>Araujo (loan)>Mintehhow does liversissy keep his spirits up?
Spurs spent 270m last season. Finished 17th. After spending 400m this summer alone should they aim for 15th or be ambitious and aim for 12th?
>>157426685
>>157426706>using united and everton match instead of arsenalThey aren't even hiding their bias anymore. I hate arsenal so much.
>>157426792So when during this season it is all going to shit, we can feel better by looking at a picture of trophies?
man united fans dont like the potential balde's signing because he's not good and seems to be injury prone (looking at transfermarkt he's not that bad compared to mount though), i feel if barca are open to loan him out instead of permanent signing only, i think it's a low-risk type of signing since united seem to dead set on lewis hall but newcastle still want to keep him.
I wonder if Villa can go 24 hours without selling another key player, come on lads I believe in you
>>157426932You’d think Onana is safe to stay since he’s injured but that isn’t stopping certain clubs that will remain nameless
legit haven't got any idea of these lots, all from outside PL
>>157426853Actually it was a perfect image to use, Moyes was pushing them to go for corners to see out this exact match and every single one of them was like this. So don't throw your toys out of the pram, it wasn't your precious delicate United being targeted here but Everton.
>>157426853>They aren't even hiding their bias anymoreThe BBC that does a United article after every friendly, articles about how they're BACK and articles about how good they are is biased? You don't say.>I hate arsenal so muchWe know 190 lad.
>>157426966i just took a look of the age of these lots and they're all just in their early 20s with the oldest being 24yoare newcastle gonna be okay?
>>157426973>corner tactics have now devolved to Shrovetide footballThat's fucking hilarious
Why do people online say epl when the premier league itself doesn't call itself epl?
>>157427044Foreigners
>>157427049So why do we abide foreigners? You see British flags use the term all the time are they all on vpn?
>£85m for ShitvinhoRIP the transfer market
>>157427074>You see British flags use the term all the time are they all on vpnImmigrants
>>157426950He would have been a better buy than Baleba for United. While Liverpool is also going for injured players (Minteh) I don't think Onananananana would work for them.
>>157427079Be in Saudi in 2 years max
>>157427044Because English Premier League. There are other divisions called Premier League, from other countries. So that's why. Don't forget /trans/ and /epl/ used to have gimmickfags pushing>Um /epl/ could mean Eritrean Premier League
>>157426792bodied that trans freak
>>157426973>it wasn't your precious delicate United>>157426992>We know 190 ladwhew, schizos much? I hate united as much as the next guy, and everton are no better, but don't call a spoon a fork innit. Arsenal are the ones who started it and referees are the ones who allowed it.I hate arsenal because of their fanbase (among other reasons), as shown very thoroughly by this schizo
>>157427140Its still not called the English Premier League. There are lots of football associations as well but you don't talk about the EFA. And no one has ever discussed any other premier league so no need for the distinction. It seems to be another lame attempt at yankification where everything has to be a 3 letter acronym by law.
>>157427206no other football association is called The Football Association. You might be a bit thick if you genuinely can't see the difference here
>>157427220Which other premier league were you getting confused with before the unofficial rebrand?
>>157427203BOILING.
>>157427203>flagdidnt read lol
>Arsenal have agreed a deal to sign Habeeb Ogunneye from Manchester United.>They are continuing to work on a deal to sign James Scanlon as Mikel Arteta's side looks to improve their youth team.
>>157427234pl could refer to poland, primiera liga, among other things. epl makes it very obvious. ofcourse if you say the pl, then it makes it more obvious, but epl is shorter.
>Aston Villa is delighted to announce the signing of Aaron Wan-Bissaka from West Ham on a season-long loan, with a conditional obligation to buy >conditional obligation to villelLol lmao
>>157427288And people were confusing the pl for the polish league were they. Made up foreign bollocks all this.
>>157427318I thought maybe Villa had sold a player to West Ham (like Chelsea) so they had to do obligation to get over the UEFA rules. But they haven't. So this is just them doing it. My guess is that it helps their finances somehow to maybe sign them next year. Emery uses obligation to buy on conditions so he can get loan deals actually done, who wouldn't agree to loan deals unless the player would leave at the end. Unless they rape it up, watch Garnacho and AWB go back.
>>157427318Feels like another Emery revival job.
>>157427356Harvey elliot was also loan with conditional obligation to buy, look what happened to him
Reminder Arsenal lose to Coventry tonight. Media goes apeshit. It's scripted to make the PL look more competitive because lots of media pundits (like Simon Jordan etc) are screeching the PL isn't 'competitive' due to its financial rules. So the PL wants to make 4-5 teams challenge for the league every season now. So Arsenal will lose. Watch decisions go Coventry's way, red cards and bookings for Arsenal, VAR mysteriously protecting Coventry etc. They want the 3-0 win Quinn hat trick type of deal for Coventry.Anyway you can see tonight what I mean.
>>157427373Exactly.
>>157427374But it's at Arsenal.
>>157427374I want to believe
>>157427272>OgunneyeAh, ooool' Gun Eye.
what are spurs doing
>>157427367>wan bissaka>garnachoIt’s like Emery is advertising his ability as a coach “look what I can do with shitters”
>>157427415
>"We are in the midst of a superstar drain. If a talented playmaker such as Wirtz fails, the prioritising of physicality over technique which became so apparent last season will continue to the detriment of the overall spectacle. There will be a broader, longer-term effect on the level of overseas signings across the country if flair players are less interested in joining a league where set-piece football and long throws are so influential">"How Wirtz fares at the start of this season will indicate whether he will be viewed as the right signing in the wrong era for Liverpool, moving to Merseyside just as the Premier League’s preferred style reverted to set-piece dominance. The jury is out on whether he possesses the tools to overcome the physical challenge. I must admit, I have my doubts.">"When he joined Liverpool, the hope at Anfield was that Wirtz would dominate in the same manner as Kevin De Bruyne did at Manchester City, bending games to his will with his clever passing and vision. But the German does not have the athleticism or running and shooting power of De Bruyne. Too many opposition managers will analyse the Liverpool midfield and believe it can be out-muscled and overrun.">"During pre-season, Iraola has restored Wirtz as the No 10 and there have been encouraging signs of a relationship with Alexander Isak. The defensive issues, however, remain unresolved. If Wirtz does not have the desired impact in the early games this season, it is not difficult to foresee history repeating itself and Iraola realising he must compromise attacking romanticism for pragmatism."Is Carragher right or wrong?
>>157427463I pity the people who subscribe to telegraph just to be bombarded by wirtz 'he just needs more time' propaganda by the spitty lad
>>157427463>foreign players will stop coming to the PL if Florian Wirtz failsWhat the fuck is this bollocks
>>157427398And? You'll see.>>157427402Masters is desperate for more PL winners and challengers because he wants the gravy train to keep going without having to do anything. But people like Simon Jordan keep screeching it isn't fair that Villa and Newcastle can't spend billions on whatever they want, fuck the consequences. He sadly ignores the PL has had way more varied winners than any other league bar the French league and even that is reverting back to PSGwinslol. So the way to do this is to make sure people challenge every year. PL actually wanted City to win last year because they wanted Pep to leave with a Domestic Treble. But somehow they collapsed. Arsenal were the 2nd most injured team in the league (behind Spurs) so even that didn't help. But that's the aim. New challengers and if somebody else wins it, cool.
>>157427498>And? You'll see.In the entirety of Coventry's PL tenure, they beat Arsenal three times.
I feel so horny rn it’s always the season after the world cup is the most unpredictable and enjoyable
>>157427516Right, but this is the VAR era. Only 8 hours to go anon, you'll see :)
*fuses in your path*
>Atletico Madrid have agreed to sell Julian Alvarez to Arsenal before the summer transfer window closes. The deal is said to be Victor Gyokeres plus €60m (£51.7m).Well that makes the stories of Gyokeres offering himself/talking to Barca make sense.
>>157427640>getting rid of Gyokeres for Alvarezw e w
>>157427699I mean if the reports are real, Gyokeres wants to go to Spain because he feels like he's achieved his goals here.
>I think Manzambi is gonna be fun to watch. A lot of people will be raving about him. You've mentioned Mamadou Sangare, as well. I think he'll be big. And then an outside chance for James Trafford.
>>157427754Manzambi is prob going to be good.
I don't think I've ever seen a team spend as much as spurs have without adding any quality whatsoever.
>>157427882Chelsea 22/23, did that count?
not taking spurs being BACK well are they lmao
>>157427955Chelsea under Boehly in general
>>157427955Enzo, fofana and cucurella were highly rated when they signed for chelsea. Savinho, marmoush, fernandes etc are considered mediocre to shit by literally everyone except spurs fans
>>157426706>scoring goals is "chaos"They won't be happy until they have squeezed every single bit of entertainment out of the game will they
>>157427999>men hugging each other at corners>"scoring goals"
>>157427496If that's true, Wirtz NEEDS to fail
>>157428040Carragher is coping like fuck because Wirtz has flopped and he can't admit that Liverpool were ripped off by Leverkusen.
>>157428013There were a large amount of goals scored from corners last season
>Mason mount out for 4+ months with a hamstring tear Lmao
>>157428055I'm giggling they called it a 'knock' and everybody coped he would be out for a week or two at worst.
>Coventry City have signed experienced goalkeeper Dan Bentley from Wolves.
theyre calling it here we go friday
>>157427999>>157428052>hurr durr scoring more goals = more entertaining Go watch basketball if seeing more goals entertains you
>>157428055source: my ass
>>157426792Crazy how it could've been 8 and maybe even 9
>>157428055Who?
ynr bruno g and sandro t snubbing man u
>>157428094>However, on the eve of the fixture a report from Laurie Whitwell of The Athletic has revealed that Mount has suffered minor hamstring issue and is now expected to spend yet another spell on the sidelines.>NEW: Scans of Mason Mount's injury revealed he had suffered a minor hamstring tear>Mount, however, picked up a hamstring injury against Paris Saint-Germain, with scans revealing a minor issue
>>157428126it doesn't tell anything about the months does it?even carrick said he's touch and go
flashforward: they sign adama traore
>>1574281334-6 weeks, guess the anon wrote months instead of weeks.
>>157428076>Orny not tweeting about it>Fabrizio not tweeting about itClearly trolling
Guy got vote slaughtered (I have before when I've texted in kek).
>>157428150https://x.com/CoventryCityFC/status/2090733148329934981 mate
>>157428150
The league starts today. My top 4 predictions:1.Arsenal 2.City 3.Chelsea 4.Idk maybe an underdog team sneaks inUnited, spurs and Liverpool don't get close to top 4. United have shit players and no depth to navigate 4 competitions. Spurs are just shit with awful signings, probably finish bottom half again. And Liverpool have no depth at all while still carrying pensioners and haven't replaced key players like Salah.
>>157428159dude was still starting for them last week, wonder who's gonna be their starting goalkeeper
was searching about wolves' potential replacement for bentley and got this insteadseems like it's gonna be a rough season for them
>>157428159>>157428158HO.LY.SHIT.FUCK ME THIS IS FUCKING INSANE, GENUINELY NEVER SAW THIS COMING. IN DURING 404
>Chelsea expect Aston Villa bid for £65m striker Nicolas JacksonJust put this sport in the fucking bin man. 65 m's for fucking Nicolas Jackson genuinely might break me.
I find it weird how there seems to be this implicit acceptance in the media that Xabi Alonso will hit the ground running and be successful with Chelsea. Even Pep got far more scrutiny when he first came to England.
>>157428218>tielemans, rodgers and konsa gone>onana ACL>watkins is still around while tammy exists>'you know what i think we need to sign a new striker'
>>157428223Xabi is an underdog compared to Pep when he joined City
>>157428223Chelsea just change everything way too much to get anywhere. They're such an impatient and inconsistent club. I also don't rate Alonso either. His credibility was hard carried by Wirtz and Xhaka and the softness of the Bundesliga.
insane
caring about the prices of players is really boring, fucking accountants its not your moneyclubs are just swapping around large numbers its basically all circular if you want a player and dont have a better way to spend your money just spend it, WHO CARESas long as its within the budget of the rules genuinely who gives a shit its so dull to see discussed over and over
So what are you guys expecting from Tottenham this year? More of the same?Spent an absolute fortune which is highly unusual. Usually making too many changes too quickly is bad, but I can't imagine they could be worse than last year.
>>157428089>it's a "foreigner says something stupid" episode again
>>157427962He's taking over this season
>>157428290alri Brent
Ahhhh another episode of Spurs seethe
So liverKEK let Salah go mid contract and replaced him with an injured Minteh?It’s Iraover
>>157428330They'll finish about 10th
Predictions:Arsenal win the league but only with a match to goBournemouth and Sunderland really struggle to keep up with European fixtures Coventry stay upBrighton get CL this seasonNewcastle relegation battleSpurs win FA Cup City get Europa LeagueVilla get to CL knockouts
>liam delap has been stripped of the number 9 shirt and trained separately with nicolas jackson and tosingrim
grr so jealous of Spurs and their amazing players
'member the time this happened? wonder if they'll also do the same thing with savinho's questionable valuation
>>157428453>My literal reaction when I see them playing with Savio Marmoush and Gakpo up front
> Saudi Pro League side Al Shabab sign Thomas Partey on a free transfer.
>The new captain is Micky van de Ven. Second Pedro Porro, third Ben Davies, fourth James Maddison and fifth Archie Gray. Why five? because I want as many captains as possible and they all deserve to be captains.
Anyone who thinks Spurs have bought bad players is honestly coping. Pretty much everyone they have bought is an 8/10 player or close to it. Yes they paid 9/10 and 10/10 prices. But the owners are clearly rational people - they very nearly avoided relegation which would have depreciated the value of their asset by potentially BILLIONS.
>when the Spurs XI come out and crush your shitty club
>>157428495If they don't win their owning fixture then "le banter" is going to be unbearable
>Hearing Bruno Guimaraes has picked up an untimely injury at the start of his Arsenal career. Not sure how long he’s out for yet but told it could be a few weeks.
>>157428503main character innit, to be expectedmore people watched spurs vs everton than the scum lift a trophy lmao
Now that the Jota mourning season has finished (rest in power) where do you expect Liverpool to finish this season?
>>157428486>Pretty much everyone they have bought is an 8/10 player or close to it. >Yes they paid 9/10 and 10/10 pricesYour way of scoring things is retarded. You say 8/10 players (meaning good players) then say stupidly bad prices are a '9/10 and 10/10 price' And I'll help you further, Savinho with his 1 goal in 17 league appearances last season for £100m is a 1/10 player for a 0/10 price
>>157428459How would you even work out a player's true market valuation? Use Transfermarkt valuations? Base it on FIFA ratings? A player's value is whatever the buying and selling club agree on.
>>157428575calm down accountant anon
>>157426645Messi got a red card after 43 secs coming in as a sub, in his debut for Argentina. Guess they should have dropped him at that point and move on
>17th>17th>oy vey this year things are different and we'll win it all with out new signings and Roberto's chutzpah
we can spam all thread (literally all thread) about how great the Yds are but do not be realistic in return or we'll prote-uh, seethe on 4chan
>can't talk about chelsea>can't talk about liverpool>now can't talk about spurs
>#ManCity have announced a new multi-year partnership with Durex, who will become the Club’s Official Health and Wellness Partner in China.
villa spending 65m for jackson is straight up bullshit, fucking bayern just loaned him in and immediately returned him when the season's done. just do the same deal since no one else is in the running for him. what can chelsea do? finally play him again?
>>157428635Why can’t we talk about Liverpool? I thought the sissy just needs to look at a picture of some trophies for it all not to matter?
>Roberto De Zerbi: "I've heard too many times - Tottenham money, Tottenham money. I've loved football for a long time. I have seen all the teams that compete spend money. Maybe it's a problem if Tottenham spend money in the Premier League." This is his tactic laid bare. Make out like they can spend hundreds and hundreds of millions on utter tat, win fuck all as per usual, then cry when people question the spending Seems to be working!
accountant anon with another post about numbers
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Yd demands people stop looking at the numbers
Yes Tottenham are spending money but Savinho and Marmoush aren’t exactly stellar signings (maybe they are for relegation candidates)Tonali and Fernandes great signings who should be in a top 4 club. I can only imagine the maHOOOOsive wages convinced them to join
>>157428290>>157428591>>157428710>this one Anon getting upset because the transfer market has accelerated into pants on head retardedThe clubs don't care because the consumers (like yourself) will pay inflated prices to finance these transfer fees.
simmer down accountant anon
i'm smelling a new gimmick
>>157428730Don't cry when you have to start paying more for your match tickets.
>>157428725What’s taking the biscuit as stupidest transfer this summer? Savinho for 100m? Baleba for 70m? Minteh for 55m?
>>157428719>Tonali and Fernandes great signings who should be in a top 4 club.
how many this season for big zirk?
>>157426232never trust someone with four first names
>>157428742Deal with it arsewog
>>157428742Yeah I mean they're good signings but 'great', and again for the fees, I did wonder if he was taking the piss
>>1574287465 goals. All against Fulham
>>157428740The Savinho one is ridiculous even with it being £85m, let alone £100m.
>>157426499because my neighbour has a 'dgy 'stick and she'll let me watch through the window provided I tell her the channel
>>157428767is she married and is she keeping you as her dildo?
ITK here. The reason why Savinho is going for so much is due to shenanigans. City had a deal with the club they bought Marmoush from that if they got more than £59m for him they had to give a % to them. Therefore, City have made a 'deal' with City, they give a lower price for Marmoush, so they don't have to give a % to the German club and make up the difference by paying more for Savinho (who has 2 goals in his PL career, btw). So it's just more bullshit like clubs selling to each other for PSR reasons.
>>157428762dont think anyone has anyone said its 100m outside this thread
ERRRR sorry but your squad's amortized cost swap earnings before deductions is below quarterly expectations
>>157428520>Speaking in his pre-match press conference, Arteta revealed he was hopeful his midfielder would be passed fit but will be assessed ahead of kick-off.
>>157427288>>157427321when you guys mention the pl.or premier league obviously my brain goes right to the Canadian premier league so I'm thankful for the disrinction
>>157428794accountant anon has been UNMASKED
>>157428785Nah Savio is just worth that much m8, boy's a straight baller, bangs em in for fun
>amortized FOY (in both senses of Y)
>… but #AFC tried.another snubbing
>>157428808People forget VPN Yank exists as well as 190.
>Source: some YouTube link deary me
>>157427498>>157427562
post yfw when when you arent have buyinged a single player this winow
>>157428810Not actually true. He said he wants to join Arsenal from a sporting point of view but post-Brexit rules prevent his family from joining him and he doesn't want to leave them. >The Arsenal project is attractive to Alvarez in sporting terms, but visa restrictions that would prevent his family from being with him as much as they would like are a reason he is disinclined to join the team. This was also a previous issue with Manchester City
>>157428808Nah it's pronounced like a z m8No one says amorticed
>>157428830>He said he wants to join Arsenal from a sporting point of view but post-Brexit rules prevent his family from joining him and he doesn't want to leave themThe absolute state of the dog shit that you people willingly believe. Blows my mind.
ruben amortized
>>157428089no goals in basketball aside from.trying to have the most children out of wedlock
>>157428746my last two digits
>>157428575Illiterate retard. I'm not saying the price is a 10/10 for Spurs. I'm saying that Spurs are paying the prices you'd expect to pay for 10/10 players. I'm saying they overpaid. Learn to read.If you think Savinho is a 1/10 player you simply don't know about football. He's not a goalscorer but an elite 1v1 dribbler and creative outlet. His successful take-ons, assists and xA per 90 rivals players like Saka, Doku, Yamal. Eclipses someone like Luis Diaz. He doesn't match the goal output of some of these players, because he's an 8/10 player, not a 9/10 like Saka.
>>157428746who is this man
>>157428838https://as.com/futbol/primera/julian-situacion-irreversible-f202608-n/Read it, retard. From fucking Spain itself. Also reported by pic related and others. Mong.
>>157428870You're a gullible idiot.
>>157428886>say something>UR WRONG>post a Spanish source, from Spain, where they've talked about it with Alvarez and Atletico>G-GULLIBLEWhy make this shit up? What benefit does it have to them for AS to make this up? How does it sell papers or get clicks to say "Alvarez likes the footballing project but doesn't want to leave his family"? How does that make Atletico look big or better or Spain or Barca or anything? Answer; it doesn't. So why 'make it up'.Again, mong.
it's that time where you watch all the press conferences, set up your fantasy just to give up 3 weeks in
>>157428126
>>157428907Yes? I posted three different sources, one said tear, two said injury and one said issue. What's the problem here, exactly?
>>157428913laurie is the main source and he said it's just minor injury
>>157428918A minor injury that has already ruled him out for two weeks already? And?
So what's the funnier case of arrogant fans going from bragging about being rich to becoming a selling club failure, Everton or Newcastle?
>>157428861You are a retarded mong and we didn't need an essay which none of us read.
>>157428925he'll just miss first 1-2 games and that's it
>>157428751The fees are literally irrelevant. They are very good players that are a big improvement on what they had.
word to the wise, if any of you have a dormant bet365 account there may be a bonus bet waiting for you if you log in
>Arsenal without Bruno G for 2 monthsLMAOOOOOOOThe injury curse begins. Only Spurs had a worse injury record than Arsenal last year. They're gonna win sweet fuck all AGAIN lmaoooooo
>>157428933If you have no counter argument why don't you just say that
>he's an 8/10 player* for a 10/10 price**
>It's just a knock>It's just a minor injury^You are here>It's just a few months>It's just half a season>It's just three quarters of the season>It's just the season>We didn't need him anyway
if the YIDDOS think he's a great signing then fine but why should we live in their reality?
kulusevski is still gone anyway
>Accountant Anon whoa-ohhh>Accountant Anon whoa-ohhhHe wants to crunch the numbers,When he wakes until he slumbers>Accountant Anon whoa-ohhh>Accountant Anon whoa-ohhhHes angry and hes bitter,Coz he read transfer fees on twitter>Accountant Anon whoa-ohhh>Accountant Anon whoa-ohhh
>>157428982You seem awfully upset.
>>157428935Mate do you know who we are talking about? This is Mason Mount. Since 2023 he has played 72 games, 2,823 mins. For record, Jordan Henderson played 2,086 mins last season. Declan Rice played 4,456 mins last season, nearly double what Mount has managed in three years.
>>157428991he'll always pick up injuries i'm just hoping he won't need to wait so long to return between any further injuries that's my point
>>157428982>Hes angry and hes bitter,>Coz he read transfer fees on twitter
If an Everton fan came in here spamming all day that they'll compete for the league then we'd all laugh at them Yet Everton didn't finish 17th the past two seasons
>>157428982
>Omar Marmoush fee is expected to be £59M. The same fee City paid to get him from Frankfurt. This is because Eintracht Frankfurt a 15% sell on clause for any profit made on Marmoush by City. This is why Spurs paid more money for Savinho. The agreement is a double deal.Spurs and City becoming good friends it seems
>>157429004My point is that they said it was a 'knock' after the game and he is out for two weeks, with belief another 4-6 weeks to go, therefore he is often injured longer than expected. I wouldn't trust him to only miss one or two games. Carrick said PR shit just like Arteta has said that Bruno G may be fit tonight. He won't be. The guy is injured for a month minimum.
corrrbussin out da frog samefaggry gots a shutin to a-finkinnext a-cryin on /brit/
Remember when 190 cried to /brit/ he was being 'bullied' here. Good times.... Good times.
pure cringe man
Why do Arsenal players always get injured on or before their debut (I know technically not debut due to CS but w/e). >Lost Timber for 12 months due to ACL in first game>Lost Bruno G for 2 months after CS gameMental. Why bother spending money when they always get injured before doing anything.
No refunds pet
rip to United superfan 'wheels
>>157429030See >>157428785
>>157429030Would be so funny if City are like "actually nah.. we wanna keep Marmoush"
>Argentina midfielder Leandro Paredes has been given a 10-match ban for the role he played in on-field clashes after his side were beaten 1-0 by Spain in the 2026 World Cup final.>The Argentinian Football Association (AFA) has been fined $321,000 (£243,000) for breaches of the Fifa disciplinary code relating to using a sports event for demonstrations of a non-sporting nature, team misconduct, and discriminatory chants and gestures by its supporters.
is newcastle really that unreachable?
>>157429030Spurs overpaid for Savinho, so they can overpay for Marmoush
ben of the jacobs said leeds want mudryk on loan
>>157428785>>157429030Surely frankfurt can sue them for this. Will this be added to their 115? Such blatant fraud. UAE really are just arab jews in every sense of the word
>>157429083kwab
>>157429089It's more of a regional international airport for the North East.
>>157426444Arsenal SNUBBED again, is this some kind of fetish?
>Saudi Pro League side Al Shabab sign Thomas Partey on a free transfer. Will fit in perfectly
>>157429089Yes, Newcastle is legit closer to Scotland than it is to other english cities Its also significantly colder
>>157428951>8/10 player* for a 10/10 price***obviously true**as in you would expect to get a 10/10 player for the price they paid
when was the last humiliation ritual as bad as Chelsea letting Shaktar Donetsk play home UCL games at Stanford Bridge?
Manuel Poogarte
>>157429449they are really just rubbing Roman's nose in it aren't they?
>>157429043the Jewish club bodying your shit transchester club kek
>>157429059>rip to United superfan 'wheelsKEK
>this season, Palace are playing at home in their away kit and playing away in the home kitBold strategy from Palace this year
>>157429309Yes London is legit closer to France then it is to other English citiesIt’s also significantly blacker
>>157429592that's true
>>157429609Why post a picture from Nigeria?
>>157429609look at all those iPhones
>>157429620Look hard enough you may be able to spot the one stolen from you
>>157429628
Spurs will do really really well this season goys their signings are so good *finks of giving you all a knowing 'they're going down' look*
Are Spurs really spending 400m on non of it on a starting keeper?
>>157429679They'll be alright, they can pick up Donnarumma for £80m next summer
We love to exaggerate numbers here but they really are spending 400m
>>157429698It's a bloody disgrace!
>>157429685They'll end up resigning vicario for 100m
Terrible Igor Tudor was never given a chance with a warchest of transfers. Also sacking him day after his Dad died is a bad look
If the championship is so good the champions of the championship should beat the champions of the premier league right? Right?
>>157429747>Terrible Igor Tudor was never given a chance with a warchest of transfers.Probably because he was that fucking shit they would have got relegated under him.
>>157429762Complete speculation. Nothing confirms Di Zerbi (who approves of SA) was what kept them up
Notice how the media had months of no Premier League to question just one solitary time why Spurs keep finishing 17th despite spending like mad They didn't dare question their lantzman
>>157429747Igor the Terrible
>big ange on accountant anon
we're posting quotes from Spurs managers who got turfed out despite being successful are we?
>Since joining Man United in 2023, Mason Mount has missed 70 games through injury.
>>157429767>Complete speculation.He got 1 point from 15 available.
>>157429831Fucking state of it
no refunds
why isn't kuwaiti crying about Arsenal "the good guys" spending 150m on bench players konsa and eze
>.@afcbournemouth are closing in on a deal to sign goalkeeper Di Gregorio from @juventusfc on loan with option @SkySportLol
>>157428141Liverpool fan here. I almost wet myself at the thought of beautiful boy Traoré playing in red. Please, please! Add a trigger warning next time.
>Di Cesare
>>157429945find it hard to believe that he's half italian, white/wop mix usually produces some of the most beautiful specimens on earth yet brent looks like a goblin
>>157429984>find it hard to believe that he's half italianHe isn't, his half-brother Joe is Brent took his stepdad's surname. Brent's surname is Cleminson
Clem the Gem, they'd call him. Biggest Forest fan in all of Nottingham.
>>157429831Lel, stealing a living while getting bummed by Declan Rice
>>157430024It's also going to stretch to at least 80 before he's even fit to play from this current injury Mount was such a baffling signing but he's been a complete flop. N-not as bad as Pepe though of course
arsepussies crying about savio kek
>>157430044cause Savio is ten times better than any of their wingers, including Bukrappo "mashed hammies" Sucka
>RC Strasbourg have agreed deal to sign Deivid Washington from Chelsea, here we go! He’s signing on permanent move from #CFC as Deivid arrives today, as @CyrilOlives reports. Deal done.
>>157430073Elizabeth....
Yiddo meltdown but at least we can be completely safe in the knowledge it will NOT spill out onto the streets
What’s the most a team has spent in the window only to get relegated? Spurs are a lock for the new record
his kneecaps are made from malteasers
>>157430134Emperor Zerblingz will dominate all who stand in his way
dubs checkem
>>157428785smart move tbqh
ez for Coventry
Arsenal vs COVENTRY
>spurs taking out a loan so they can sign savinho
>Liverpool boss Andoni Iraola believes his side do not have enough wingers for the start of the season - but is confident they will find a solution before the end of the transfer window.Woy 2.0 incoming
>Liverpool make improved second bid to sign Yankuba Minteh from Brighton & Hove Albion. Latest #LFC offer worth £60m (after first proposal for £50m) also turned down. #BHAFC understood to want fee more in region of £70m to sell 22yo winger @TheAthleticFCis that gakpo on his way to tottenham then
>>157430244Liverpool have like 2.5 wingers so not necessarily
This was the most boring match I ever watched.
>>157426444Arsenal > CoventryHull < Manchester UnitedEverton > Crystal PalaceIpswich X SunderlandNottinham Forest > LeedsBrentford X SpursBrighton < Aston VillaManchester City > BournemouthNewcastle X LiverpoolFulham < Chelsea
I might link my ting from barkingit's 7pm in the evening
Man United fans
Troon Army are trooning out again
>>157430398they play tomorrow at lunch though
i might link my troon from barking it's 7am in the morningI'm yawninXhe's callindilatin, no stallin
***acceptable level**FagpiesTroon Army**beyond acceptable level**ShitcastleSandcastle
IT'S UP: >>157430429
we only make troon jokes about yanited here
>>157430438shall be skipping that one
70m eze on the bench againarsenal really are the good guys and don't spend money at all
>>157430244With Kuluvski and Kudus still not close to being back they may actually buy gakpo so Liverpool can buy someone else
>>157430499Kulusevski clearly hates Spurs The natural state of man
>BREAKING: Carlos Baleba to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs.>Improved bid sent today after £65m package rejected and player set to join the only club he wanted.
>>157429984he's a swarthy greaseball
>another season of listening to Peter Dreary
>>157431077score another one for nominative determinism
>>157431077A SHAKESPEAREAN TRAGEDY OF A PASS IN ALL BUT NAMEBUT FOR THE FLICK OF A HEEL, LEST WE DROWN IN OUR LOVE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL HEART RENDING GAME OF GAMES
>>157427374>>157427498This is looking like a good prediction. You silly cunt.
liverpool has stacked so many darkies for this season what the hell, they look like france
>>157431038>£70 million plus sell on fee
today was the last time. i will never fuck a fat woman again.
>>157431661Tell me what happened Hans
>>157431650>£70 million plus sell on feeaccountant anon will NOT like this one
talking about how spurs spend money like there's no tomorrow on complete SHITE has seriously wound him up
>>157427374Are you the same anon that said City would batter them 5-0? Are you just trying to counter jinx?
Arsenal didn't even need to try
>>157432617didn't you read the script? they lost so the league looks more "competitive"
>>157431755fucked a fat woman, again, and have regrets her tits and ass were so fucking huge, i couldn't resist. she wasn't even funny or cuteat least she didn't smell bad this time
Mykonos Messi > Vermin Junior
>>157432780Are you perchance black?
Oh nonono Coventroon will not be happy with that loss! We’re due for a melty any moment now
how does he get hold of inside information like this
>>157397812Where's the yank, i was right even with the score
>>157432941he sticks his hand up his arse
NICO!!! Where is he??!!!!
worst opening game ever
>>157432978He's staying. Get your filthy hands off him.
>>157433056Kek I forgot about this prick
>>157432838only in spirit i guess
>>157432994Don't poast pictures of me.
>>157433056they never won the 5 games in a row or whatever it was?
>a non-bald version of pepgonna be a long year
>>157433171They fucked it against West HamSurprised no-one's tried holding the cunt down and forcing it off his head.
>>157432944The result was a fluke. Coventry dominated large portions of the match, they just made a couple mistakes.
>>157433056He's definitely got nits. I've had two kids in this time
>>157433195Thought about this, too - sneaking up on the cunt with an electric razor n shaving half it off. Too bad he’s hiding away in Spain.
>>157433245>Coventry dominated large portions of the match, they just made a couple mistakes.There's cope and then there's whatever this nonsense is. Coventry were absolutely humbled from the first whistle to the last whistle.
>>157433245They had one shot on target which was a scuffed header towards the end of the game. Arsenal had 20 and didn't even get out of first gear. Coventry aren't going to survive in this league playing like that.
>>157428830>Boat migrants can bring 30 family members over but a top tier tax payer that will be using 0 public amenities isnt allowed toI cant believe it but if that happened anywhere in the world it would be here
>>157433245Chin up, lad, when you get relegated all the good Championship teams will be promoted to the prem’ so you can farm another promotion, or at least a playoff.
>>157432941Is this supposed to be a photo of the actual memo or something
>>157433390>Coventry aren't going to survive in this league playing like that.To use the cliche, these aren't the matches where they'll be targeting 3 points. Next week could be an all time shitshow v Hull.
>>157433452Well if they weren't targeting 3 points why did they play so open and expansive because they would've been better off playing for the draw with a low block. They were pushing forward from the first minute like they wanted the 3 points.
>>157433452Hull are in disarray. Admittedly, Hull had Cov's number last season and held them to two 0-0 draws, but they should be beating them at home
>>157431859they made good signings though. tonali is good.
>>157433497Hull are full of meme magic
>>157433485I can only assume Lampard panicked. Rushworth made a mess for two of the goals.
>>157433506>gooddebatable >for 100mNo
>>157433530elaborate
heard arsenal lost to betis
if a player gets sold with a sell on clause, then sold again with a sell on clause, then sold again, would they pay a % of the 2nd sell on clause to the 1st club as its profit on the player they sold to them?
>Aston Villa made a call to understand Joshua Zirkzee’s situation regarding a potential deal [@FabrizioRomano from his youtube]
>>157433039
Any updates on the Vini to Arsenal situation?
>>157431038Man Utd are shopping at Aldi while everyone else are at Harrods.
https://www.peripheralcreative.com/news/ultimate-premier-league-quizFun quiz I've been playing for the last 2 days. I'm on 124/180.
>>157433616picrel>>157433485They've been gunning for promotion for 4 years straight, they do not have a squad that has ever played a low block before.
>>157434336>picrelyeah fair enough lad
tottenham should NOT BE ALLOWED TO SPEND THE MONEY THEY HAVE
I do not recognise Chelsea's current points tally of zero
>>157434925Agreed. They only ever waste it on shite
powerful
why would Brighton include a sell-on clause for Baleba. Didn't they know how bad United are at selling players?
>wife on a girls trip to the Bahamas >beer in the fridge>nintendo switch 2 FULLY CHARGED>BlackedRaw subscription: RENEWED>premier league GAME WEEK 1 on my new Samsung 80in OLED TVgonna be a good weekend fellas
womannn is the [REDACTED] of the worlldddd
Its 2026 and Luke Shaw is still the starting left back
Remember no early /mug/ threadsLet’s not Jinx it
>>157437584>lammens made howler of the year in the world cup>luke shaw still starting>complete slog Hull away opening fixture>Sesko still questionably injured for 4 months now>de ligt still questionably injured going on almost a yearits a 1-1 or 2-2 job all day. Will look forward to listening to Goldbridge commentary
you're bent
>>157437813Shut up
>>157437584based
>>157437732he's gonna cry
>>157437857who?
i think coventry city should sign this boy to strengthen their weak attack
Too lazy to set up the dodgy box later, might paypig for the Now sub.
>Hull vs United1-1>Everton vs Crystal Palace1-1>Ipswich vs Sunderland1-2 Sunderland>Forest vs Leeds2-1 Forest>Brentford vs Tottenham1-1
HOW MUCH did Tonali cost??
>>157437865brent di cesare
>>157426484OUR Tottenham Hotspurs! :)
>>157438436tree fibby
>SATURDAYBrentford 1-2 Tottenham HotspurEverton 2-0 Crystal PalaceHull City 0-4 Manchester UnitedIpswich Town 1-1 SunderlandNottingham Forest 2-2 Leeds United>SUNDAYBrighton & Hove Albion 3-0 Aston VillaManchester City 1-0 BournemouthNewcastle United 1-2 Liverpool>MONDAYFulham 0-2 Chelsea
GOOD MORNING
>>157438531Love this graphic design >>157438527I'd take this
Why is this British rose hiding?
got a good feeling about this season lads
No one can challenge Arsenal this year. I think Iraola and Alonso are good managers with good squads but in the time it will take for them to get going Arsenal will have already separated. I also think Arsenal are going to play more expansive football this year now that the proverbial monkey is off their back. Maybe people will hate them less for that
>>157438584Same with Maresca, arsenal walk it this year.
Everyone sleeping on RDZ
>>157438584Difference between arsenal and the rest is they can play both offensive and defensive and are competent at both. Most of these other competitors are one dimensional which is why they get exposed when they need to change things up like defend out a game or get a set piece goal in a cagey match.
Fine for the "Army" to get carried away but you finished 17th twice in a row so don't expect anyone else to go along with it
>>157438584Lampard didnt want to park the bus. Maybe he just wanted the Coventry fans to celebrate a goal. Everyone else will play low block and Arsenal will be back to horseshoe slopfest and corner dark arts. It happens every single time.
>nyr Lampard's Chelsea conceding 4 goals against Ole's United
>>157438650Guessing a Spurs fan raped your mother, you're literally traumatised by them
>>157426484Zerbi is getting sacked in 10 games
>>157438750A totally normal response in a thread about the Premier League and its matches
Talking about Spurs really is verboten, it seems.
half a billion spent on utter shite yet you can't talk about it on 4chan but am I talking about Chelsea or Spurs?
>>157438818>>157438836>>157438860Stark and obvious difference between talking about a club and constantly going on and on and on about them because you're obsessed with them for some reasonLiteral Stockholm Syndrome on display here, Spuds have taken your brain hostage
>>157438860They're not utter shite though, they're good players and Spurs will be back in the Champions League next season
It's when you remind them that they finished 17th twice in a row that they get upset and fantasise about rape because they legitimately think they'll be competing this season.
everyone sleeping on big mike carizzy
>>157438981They're winning the league.
not allowed to talk about the semites have to deflect to liverpiss
>>157438993that finna part
>>157438993>not allowed to talk about the semitesI mean they live rent free in your minds
>>157438999Well they're not exactly the type to dish out money for it, are they?
Forest went from 16th & 17th placed finishes to 7th, I can't see why Spurs can't do the same.
>>157438981You've mentioned their finishes for the last two seasons 7 times now in this one thread You clearly are obsessed with it
>>157439030he finks spurs started as a club two years agomental innit
>>157439036You can fuck off with your spastic gimmick as well
>>157439049I'm not even him, just engagin in a bit of counterfeit finkin ya donut
>>157438999vpn off
the Ys will get demolished by the Bs tonight in the Thomas Frank Derby
Bentford will slap spuds silly today
>>157439055You don't have to drop yourself to the level of a complete spastic
ain't finna happen i'm afraid
I'm looking forward to making fun of United today.
>>157439070Yes I do
wow the EPL kicks off at 3pm today?
>Aston Villa are in talks with free agent Leon Goretzka over a potential move to the Premier League.Shouldnt villel spend the money from selling konsa, tielemans and rogers instead of doing this?
YOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERSYOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERSMAULED BY THE TIIIIIGERSYOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS
Just so everyone is aware this Coventry fanbase and their return to the Prem after 25 years away is basically a test run for how irritating and deluded Wednesday fans will be if they ever manage to grace the top level of football again
>>157439095That is not a good move for Goretzka. He should be going to an easier less pressure league at his age.
>>157439103Tango in the prem would be kino
>>157439103I hadn't considered even a remote chance of Wednesday getting back to Premier League in our lifetimes
>>157439086Says everything about you
>>157439103>thinking Coventry and Wednesday fans are alike
>>157439103Have Cov fans been getting carried away? Not seen any of that while also not saying they haven't been, just not seen it
Guys Coventry fans are the real villains in this scenario. They're so bigoted and arrogant. Thank G*d the good guys Arsenal gave them a ruddy good kicking. Gave them what for, I should say.
This Premier League season was over after one game. Arsenal's already won it.
ok so we know who wins the league and we know who will finish 17th, but the rest is up for grabs
>>157439210>and we know who will finish 17thSunderland?
Heh, Arsenal fan coming in peace.Didn't catch the ball game last night, my dudes.Heh.Can anyone update me if arr Dekkerz El Arroz WHIPPED IT IN last night?COYG.
Spazz
>>157439259is that a cricket player?
>>157439121Luckily, we denied them in 2015/16https://youtu.be/qBcqlQ9-TzM?t=484
>>157439121It almost happened ten years agoCan't believe a decade has passed since then and they've not had a sniff since lmao
>>157438626This tbqh He'll be in the top 3 at some point and everyone here will shit a brick.He'll the fall out with all of the team and management and purposely ruin the campaign.Interesting match will be Spuds vs Brighton as João Pedro kicked a boot at him and knocked a couple of his teeth out.
post >yfw da Bees sting Tottenham after spending 300 gorillion pounds.
>Goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale asked to play for Southampton's under-21s team last week, Tonda Eckert revealed today.>Head coach candid about his decision to name Daniel Peretz as number one and George Long no. two, but only praise for Ramsdale.His career has been really sad after leaving arsenal
Have a feeling Hull will score an early goal and United will struggle to unlock their low blocks, and ultimately concede another goal in injury time
The main difference between Spurs now and the last couple seasons is the defense. Thats what will project Spurs onto the top 4. Robertson-VH/Senesi-VdV-Porro, when they'll be fully fit, will be legit contenders for the (2nd) strongest defense in the league. Kinsky is unironically elite and saved Spurs countless times last season, then you got Tonali and Fernandes whom RDZ will carefully engineer to revolutionize the midfield. Only downside is the forwards, way too many injuries, dont trust Savinho and Marmoush, Gakpo would be neat
>>157439354considered playing with the under 21s myself but thought better of it
Mudryk connection
>low blocks
>Arsenal 1st >Tottenham 19th STOP THE COUNT!
Saaars!
>>157439512
thread looking awfully "uppity" this morning
damn another easy season for Arsssnal
some deep seethe when you mention shitty Spurs who are losing against Brentford tonight get banned if you use the term they call themselves an' all (after they slime their way into the jancord)
maybe if sperms fans don't want their shitty team gets discussed in a general primarily about premier league teams, they should've let their shitty team get relegated last season
Why is third worlder manu customer seething again?
it's here
>Hullfags getting cockyYou're gonna get spanked.
>>157439788I'm thinking Conference League
>>157439241Was a sumptuous delightful display last night. A bountiful dessert topped off with some WHIPPED cream a la Decky boy himself. Give my compliments to the chef, Elizabeth.
>no Amad in the squadwell the starting 3 will be a bit different then, rashford, cunha, or lacey?
>>157439512kek
b-but I spammed all week that Coventry would win
>its been 10 years since Hull City is in the premier leaguewoah
stretford saars
>>157439788LUKE SHAWIN 2026THIS AIN'T IT, BLUD
this japan lad is cooked
mcnair is back in PL huh?
(allergic to poon)jabi gunners
>>157439979you're a footballer, why would you donate to a slut when you could get other sluts in threesomes for free?total simp deathtotal beta bucks deathtotal athlete deathtotal slag death
HERE WE GO BOYS: >>157439985
surprised cunha immediately starts, dude barely had time in preseason. if mount didnt kwab himself probably tielemans would start from the bench. hopefully they have enough staminamazraoui over dalot is a bold statement
>Early afternoon /mug/gingBasadoooo>>157440012Good idea. Just google Yung Filly lmao. Much better to pay for it.
>>157440064I cannot believe I'm seeing Rashford back in a man utd shirtThey simply will never learn
nyr not david but deivid washington
>>157440147no i don't be quiet
>>157439354He had a chance to be Newcastle number 1 last season and he fucked it.Just not good enough any more.
>>157440127I was more surprised seeing Grealish back at City
>>157440127he's got like 90 pace on fifa blud
>>157440127having him in the right mood is cheaper and easier than trying to sell him out and getting the replacement who's at least 70m worth of player
>>157440207He's only in the right mood when playing for a new contract. He's still got 2 (two) years left on his deal so I can't see him trying yet.
>>157439796We're the least cocky fans in England
ogre
>>157440147He was great in Tenet
there is zero media pressure on Chelsea to do anything this season
>>157440420simply impossible to compete without a shirt sponsor, poor old Chelsea
liverbum still want a croaked minteh who will only get fit in 2 months, how are they so incompetent may i ask? might as well get adama traore in short-term deal at least he should be fit now
>>157440012>you're a footballer, why would you donate to a slut when you could get other sluts in threesomes for free?You pay them so you don't show up on accounts like Daily Mail Sport propositioning threesomes.
>>157440531just go to LIV nightclub like they all do
>>157440526the entire league is on a mission to rebuild the Newcastle team of two years ago
God, it feels good to be an Evertonian.
arsenal good?
LMAOOOOOO
IT HAPPENED AGAIN!? ALREADY?
Spurs play tonight but we can't talk about them despite the fact they've spent half a billion on GARBAGE
hahahahahahahahehehehehehehhhohohohohohohohhihihihihihihihhihihiman u are shit
> Insta seethe about spurs
OH MY DAYSSSS
ITS OGRE
united just can't handle playing 1 game every 3 months
I fucking KNEW this would happe
>>157439796I'm not so sure
/trans/ is home to abysmal predictions from non-gentiles
>>157441429Hull were odds on favourites (apart from Sheffield) to be relegated from the championship last season and some how memed their way to promotion.
If you think united are bad just wait to see spurs
thankful for /mug/ because I shan't be sharing my thoughts on the match in a thread already at max capacity
Steve Holland and his assistant Michael Carrick comprehensively outsmarted by Hull
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