https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/157509400/
make the fucking heemthreadNOW
>>157517387there is a cooldown period. u make it
Alex pereira whatever happened there
>>157517433>>157517433Game thread
>>157517427wasnt he supposed to be on the White House card? what happened there
every card should be in china
we won
Salty little Poomar... you thought making fun of Ilia wouldn't bite you in the ass?
TOTALBRAZZADEATH
i went to take a shitdoes anyone have webm of the heem
this is umar's adriano martins momenthe will return
what will be the inbreds' excuse for this one ?
CRUSADE STARTS IN CHINA
Picks 1 winGermany
someone post song yadong's sexy abs
soon the brazzasisters will have nothing left but the ghost of khabib
>>157521239Islam got heem'd at 24. Poomar is turning 31 and already lost a title shot.
It's 2 fights now that Umar loses because Khabib gives legit ass and poo tier corner advice.
DONGDADDIED
fazza spinning in his grave
Knew it was a matter of time after that kazakh bum sent him flying a couple years ago
Hory sheeeeeit. Another week. Another successful poverty bet.
live guru reactionhttps://streamable.com/bhjjlzlive guru reactionhttps://streamable.com/bhjjlzlive guru reactionhttps://streamable.com/bhjjlz
It's not fair, Poomar was menstruating and broke his toe in third round.
the era of crotchsniff is almost overwho do you think sleeps Islam when he fights in 2028?
>coast to a free win against merab by just resting in the ground after takedowns? nah fuck that UMAR WRESTLE HIM WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH AND MIGHT!!!!>umar gasses and gets raped>umar what the fuck do you mean you want to stay on the outside peppering him with bullshit and use reactive takedowns when he kicks or tries to get in? that's GAY FAGGOT SHIT!!!! DONT LET HIM DISRESPECT YOU!!! STAND YOUR GROUND!!!>umar gets knocked out deadtotal khabib death
Umar won the story, he heem'd Yadongs eye.
brazza why you go to sleep guy?
>>157521317What are you going to spend your winnings on
>>157521337prates with a knee probably
show me habibs face
>>157521323this guy is racist and islamophobici'm reporting you to the canadian authorities for watching him
>>157521239>he will returnHe's already at age where most fighters are thinking retirement, he won't sniff a title shot until he's like 32kek
this is all because umar reads haram books
>>157521365Steak Asiago Panini
>>157521242Chinese agents drugged the Dagifanny. In reality people are figuring out the wet blanket method.
What did Guru say about YaDONG heeming Umar?
yeah, i've seen enoughwhoever islam fights next puts him out coldmorales or prates
BRAZZA COPE AND SEETHE INCOMING. WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
O'Cuckley needs to run it back with You're Dong
>>157521337Nobody, islam is the only surviving caucus champ for a reason
>"yeah I'm not sleeping a wink tonight for ding-a-ling at 3 am budy"Get fucked fat racist faggot AHAHAHA
>>157521423Never mind. I saw the clip.Thanks for the earrape
OMalley deserves the title shot now
brazzas where do we go from here
A second brazza has just hit the songyadong bros
Khabib was the only truly good brazza fighter. The brazza era died with Abdulmanap.
shall be rewatching this in honor of this heem
FATHA'S PLAN FAILEDRETIRED 50 YEARS OLD SKATEBOARDER'S PLAN WON
word from the arena is that you can smell poo from the cage
>>157521443gay sean #2 can get raped. its Dong Daddy time
Dana wants China bad but they don't care that much about Weili, she gets attention but at end of day its a female fighter. UFC needs a male champ. If Yadong becomes champ Dana is going to pump alot of money in asia. All of sudden you will get more chinese fight nites
>>157521465send him 2-3 years uyghur camp for this crime
Cinema card
said it before and i'll say it againstriking brazzas are a MEME
>>157521469He wrestled his way to 2 good wins.
you just know Islam is going to be even more of a crotchsniffer after this one
china saved the bantamweight divisionremember to thank chairman mao today
Reminder that Poomar is 0-2 against everyone in top 3, This is guy who was given title shot in like 3 fights
Should this be a suspension? Usman threw shots at Yadong
>>157521323Wow he must be devastated
so does this prove that these brazzas can't take a punch and that's why they'd rather stick to hugging
heem
>>157521515he cant let him get close
>>157521524khabib and his giant fat head was the only one who could
>>157521515china could do something very based with the nurmagomedov family right now
Yall Niggaz always make fun of team alpha male but they consistently been building top fighters for bantamweight and flyweight
>>157521469>Khabib was the only truly good brazza fighter.Incorrect.>The brazza era died with AbdulmanapCorrect.Khabib was the most basic of all the guys in that camp and only managed to win so much because Abdulmanap was a very high level coach. Umar and Islam are x1000 as skilled but Khabib just sucks as a coach. Whenever those two win its because of their individual skill alone.Umar has lost 2 fights now because Khabib gives advice so bad it directly leads to the loss, Islam almost lost to Volk in the first fight because the gameplan was retarded shit that was playing into Volk's advantages.When Fazza died the team got way weaker, its just taken time for it to become noticeable.
Just how good/bad is Sandhagen?
>>157521524I think anyone gets heemed from that punch
>>157521499John Pork bros.....
>>157521534he's just celebrating, he won
>>157521515unironically standard practice for this would be a 36 month suspension, but it's Team Khabib so nothing will happen to Usrat
>>157521559The best/worst.
>>157521515Poosmeng Nurmagokwabtap? The cage warriors champ champ?
>>157521469>Khabib was the only truly good brazza fighter.Not really, he beat only 3 good guys then ran away out of fear of being figured out, also he was a massive weight bully he should have fought at WW, but he knew GSP would bully him
It smells fishy.Something heemed off about this fight.
>>157521211>Song "Touch of Death" Dong Daddy Kino of the highest degree. We've made it through the mountains. Soon the Westoids will kneel
that nigga saw fazza
>>157521555khabib wasn't in the corner for the first volk fight btw
Whittakers to energetic, really trying to lock in that tv gig lol.
9/10 main card
>>157521589Whoever made that gameplan then, because the gameplan of trying to break him with grappling pressure is what made that fight so close.
>>157521567he already got heemed on the regional muay thai scene lmaoooo
GEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG
>>157521515Poosman is the most rodent-like of the brazza gang in terms of behaviour whereas Islam is the most honourable.
AND THEY SAYTHAT A HERO COULD SAVE USI´M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAITI´LL HOLD ONTO THE WINGS OF THE EAGLESWATCH AS WE ALL FLY AWAY
>>157521554
>>157521515video?
>>157521573They’re also trying to sign him so they haven’t even mentioned it on broadcast. Gonna pretend it never happened.
>>157521555umar is just lacking. Dont throw out the brazza with the bath water.
i'm glad we all finally agree he was never good
>>157521623None of them are honorable, Average Arab is more honorable than them.Can you imagine some Palestinian running around in Israel's face?That's what Islam is doing with Russian flag.
>>157521629imagine busting all up in that chin
>>157521469Yeah Khabib might just be one of the greatest mma fighters of all time
>>157521621usman almost elbows song lmao
>>157521515he didn't actually throw anything ya goof
punch somebody hard enough to render them unconscious and people will say you simply got lucky
gaymar heemed by an absolute can, sad.
>>157521614Nobody could have really predicted avoiding the clinch and throwing kicks from the outside would be Islam’s easiest path against volk. Nobody here and no analysts were saying that before the fight.
>>157521249>lands one of the biggest upsets ever >wins me the picks What a woman
Someone ‘Jak it
>>157521515When did this happen?
>>157521679fucking hell they are pathetic lmao
>>157521621>Usman sprinting into the cage to try and attack Yadong after his cousin brother freak sibling gets fucking simulatedobviously nothing will happen but that warrants legitimate punishment
few better feelings than seeing a terrorist of the sport get starched into rigor mortis
>>157521589well im pretty sure khabib of all people wasnt telling Islam to go for a headkick KO so still irrelevant
>>157521652Gamarjoba friend. Your food is delicious.Do you have any truthnukes about Dagestanis that most outsiders don't know?
Singsong ya Dingdong
>>157521650He was good just not great, ultimately his cowardliness prevented him from reaching true greatness.
>>157521621crazy how no one else even considered throwing uppercuts at diving brazzas before
>>157521621how did you get this footage
Song big dong Girthy Dong Yadong won?
>>157521621KEK
>>157521621>BRAZZAAA NOOOOOO
>>157521621holy shit what a drama queen lmao, fucking leapt over them
>>157521713Xitter
knew he was going to get heemed when he pussied out and acted like he wasn't shit talking dong
>>157521650Anon you ever seen the Khabib vs Justin fight? Khabib absolutely owned him. Easily. And guess whos the current champ righr now? Justin.Khabibs elite, Islams elite, Umars good not great, Usman looks elite but hes just fighting cans. Then theirs all the other mid tier brazzas that they never claim and pretend that their not cousins with.
>>157521652>le russia le bad xddd Shut up faggot you’re as annoying as they are
>>157521719HAHAHA
This is how Prates does Islam in next year btw, lil preview
>>157521730>Islams elite>Usman looks eliteyeah nah
disturbing reports that team khabib has just been rounded up and imprisoned forever due to inappropriate postfight actions...
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII E IIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU UUUUUUU
>>157521735that's my prediction too, prates will find islam's chin and put him out to pasture
>>157521736>the PFP number 1 isn’t an elite fighter Your brain on 4chan contrarianism
>>157521725i wonder how the original poster on x got the footagemaybe a special paramount subscription plan or something
>>157521621>humble 5 figure watch for cornering
>>157521621>gets hit in the shoulder>dies instantly from shock
strange reports about foul odors emerging from the cage after Umar's KO...
>>157521748what islam does can't really be called "fighting"pfp #1 dry humper maybe
>>157521735He'll fight Morales, he is undefeated, stakes are much higher
>>157521469Khabibs career didnt age well aside from gaethje, he was dominant but islam had tougher overall competition so he's already ahead of him in rankings and khabibs career has a big what ifIslam is one win away from goat status but who knows how well a win against prates would age since shavkat is never coming back the same again
>>157521748I get that people hate Islam but its silly to deny his talent. Not even a brazza fan and want Morales to heem him but Im not gonna deny that Islam is p4p #1 and worthy of respect.
>>157521761chinny man umar was getting rocked all over the place by merab. a stiff wind will heem him from now on
>>157521761That's where his doping stack is injected. It's like an off button for roiders.
actual fucking animals with zero self control
prates is obviously better and more popular
>>157521496>All of sudden you will get more chinese fight nitesGood. This card was solid
>>157521761ever been hit in the shoulder?Shit hurts man, idk I would have quit to
Let me be the first to say this. With the further tarnishing of Khabib as a coach, Eagle as an academy, Islams teammates disgraceful actions. Jon's status as GOAT is as ever perpetually increasing. The mountain top he rests on is rising and nobody else is even climbing
>>157521621Khabib fucking sucks at cornering he shows too much anxiety
>>157521773pisslam is talented at hugging
>>157521731not the same guy, but its not about russia being a bad guy per say. its about being enslaved by "kaffirs" and having no problem representing them
>>157521797Picogram.
HaHaHaHaHa!!! Umar got slept out badly, lmfao!!!
Yadong almost walked into an elbow from hell
>>157521779LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Khabib does not excel as a coach. The problem is that he had alsuch a successful undefeated career that he never had to evolve his game. In his mind, his game was perfect and should be enforced to all his students. But the reality is the game has evolved - fighters have wisened up to Dagestani wrestling now, so Khabib's style wouldn't dominate anymore. But he doesn't understand, because he never encountered a problem durong his fighting career.Urijah Faber is better as a coach. He suffered losses during his career so his mindset is always about how to evolve to avoid losing again.
>>157521703>Do you have any truthnukes about DagestanisDagestanis inhabited the mountains for thousands of years, they're natives, they were surrounded by different civilizations, yet they couldn't even manage to form one single statehood in their thousands years of existence, nor invented a written language or did anything of any substance, They lived in literal caves(Called Auls) till around 1700's, Their source of income was kidnapping Georgian childre from mountains and demanding ransoms, eventually we sent a militia who rounded them up, cut off their ears and placed near border, the raids stopped, they were later assimilated by Russians.
>>157521621The edits of this is gonna go hard
>>157521809Pico Power?
>>157521810Sup Sneed, sucked any more black tranny cocks lately?
>>157521808Fuck off cuck.
>>157521761the top of his fist hit him behind the ear
>>157521731>>le russia le bad xdddRussia is indeed shit, but Islam is doing equivaent of Palestinian runing around in Israeli flagor Afghan running around in American flagor a Greek running around in Turkish flagYou'll have hard time finding any of these examples, besides 'honorable' Dagis running around in flags of their conquerors and genociders.
>>157521810mfw
I masturbatated last night.
>>157521731You fuck goats
umar nurmagomedov... is dead
>>157521779
>>157521856USMAN DID YOU PUT YOUR BROTHER IN THE GOBLET OF HEEM
>Their source of income was kidnapping Georgian children from mountains and demanding ransoms,
>>157521797The problem with Eagles team is that Khabib is able to teach them good wrestling but most suck at striking. UFC Is too high level now, you cant spam takedowns and win anymore. Even guys like yadong can get back up and counter takedowns with strikes.Only a handful of guys at eagles team can strike and those are the ones that Javier Mendez trains. Brazzas need to strike more but Mendez is too busy to teach all of them kickboxing. So he only trains a handful of guys.
>>157521779send him into the uyghur camp
>>157521828i can just tell that you are a brown thirdworldist
fazzas plan? more like fazzas cans!
>>157521856kek
>>157521809meldonium
>>157521828Is it worse to lose like this or get heemed cold by a single big shot?
>>157521621>enters the thread
Poomar "No Chin" Nurmagay-madeofglass
>>157521873wait until it's your turn
CHICKEN JAWS IN DAGESTAN YE
>>157521891Is it worse to drink a pint of piss or eat a fist of shit?
>Umar is the older brother, Usman is the younger one
>>157521901If the UFC did shit like this
>>157521911fist of shit, harder to process, more bacteria
gentlemen
>>157521814Khabibs to strict as a coach and pushes them non stop. They just break their own guys and injure them. Its stupid. Faber actually gets that you have to be patient with fighters and bring them up slowly. Faber always adopts fighters, sometimes cans and lets them stay on one of his properties that he built. He has a good set up over there for building fighters. Every fighter that trains at Urijahs gym loves him.
>>157521901was on my way to post the exact same thing
I didn't watch ts because I didn't want to get out of bed at 6am, anything cool happen besides Umar getting heemed?
>>157521911Shit obviously much worse.
>tfw noncesar is the last hope for brazza pooftersoh no no no...
>>157521924Lot of salt in a pint of piss.
>>157521917i'd hate it, useless
People memoryholled the fact O malley robbed Yadong btw
>dirt-napped by Song Yadong GEEEEEG!!!
>>157521924>>157521931How bout vomit?
>>157521935still less harmful than everything in shit
>>157521939You'd hate it, really? I thought you'd have liked it
>>157521940>morroco
>>157521934Movsar? British.
Yadong BAC feasting on dagiboy bussySlurping and slathering that big thick yellow schlong in muzzboy mouth juices...
>>157521891ilia's face is permanently deformed you tell me
Chinadaner is loive
Movsar probably wins unironically. Aussies are like 0-1000 against brazzas it’s a curse
>>157521964Who's the sexy brown chick in the top right?
getting me picogrammed before the main event is peak faggotry xneed regardless*ahem*umar lostlost biglyquiet quiet piggy
>>157521976Who the fuck
>>157521621Gooning material.
>>157521940Dana anally creampies and licks cum out of Sean O'Malleys asshole and Sean O'Malleys wife fucks blacks so he gets the decisions unfortunately
we’re so pathetic…
>>157521983head of asia
>>157521901that fruitcake got fucking brutally colded immediately after that btw
>>157521976is that gangnam style
>>157521982>picogrammedwhat does this mean
>>15752138532 is prime and he’s only been koed once .>>157521431Even he got caught. The dagis are just good pressure wrestlers
>>157521979noncesar sucks
>>157521958>West Coast
>>157521916Omar looks like a proper gerbouz from the high atlas maybe that's why he's a heartlet, he should just become a grocery store clerk
>>157521979Volk fucked up Islam and that's their only good fighter
Hey chill out man geez
>>157521964Who is this sexy bitch?
>>157522010Volk is 40.
>>157521534Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>157522011don't know why i'm surprised he lurks hereprobably even postssup big gu
>>157522017Yeah and he fucked up Islam their first fight
Doo gooning at pixels
>>157522011Ok.. I will now take a six hour posting recess and come back an Muslim fan again... Goodbye heem
>>157522023He lost and he’s 40
>roid cheating aspiring vehicular manslaughterer >tax evading crypto scammer >chinless holocaust denier >NEET resting on the shores of the Indian Ocean that bullies homeless people
>>157522017Evloev has literally nothing for him
>>157522031>holocaust denierProblem?
>>157522030Watch the fight without commentary cazzie
>>157521621Love it when the Russians get butt hurt about celebration when they do the exact same thing, and scam their faggot fans. Karma.
>>157522031>holocaust deniertrying to sneak one on us buddy?
>>157522031>chinless holocaust denierQRD?
>>157522031stop making me like Umar
>>157521994funnily enough, by another fruit with pink hair
Umar is a way better fighter than Khabib, he just has a worst chins and fought stronger opposition.
>>157522031Wait a minute one of those dont belong
>>157522058Yadong is not better than Gaethje
>>157522058>fought stronger opposition.indeed
>>157522058he has more skills than khabib but is a worse fighter, same with islamfew understand this
>>157522031>>157522038>>157522049>german
>>157522058Khabib told him to drop those Sicilian books, he didn't listen
Muzzboys exist to serve Chinese men.You will be genocided.You will submit.You will all join Xinjiang.You are all Uyghurs.Total muzzboy mutliation and feminisation.
>>157521856
so uhhh.... why didn't conor just do that to khabib? looked pretty easy.
>>157522076Ground and pound + subs are a skill Umar is literally flicky kicks and laying in half guard, his game is rather limited
>>157522085Khabib's chin isn't made of glass
'Umar, go get the gasoline'
>>157522011>AS I PREDICTED
>>157522085There's no need to talk about those two like they're still relevant
>>157522090That wasn’t the problem here, Umar ducked into a huge shot
If I were Umar I simply would have been better at fighting.
>>157522031>holocaust denier
>>157522105so uhhh.... why didn't ian just do that to makhachev? looked pretty easy.
Reminder: Tony wouldve exposed khabitch
>>157522112Oh right so Ian has no power
>>157522101Yup, no more meatball flavored semi non-fiction books
>Umar was a -550 favorite
>>157522128This is what they call an upset
Its interesting that Khabib/Dagestan fans never stanned Umar like Islam, even when Umar was winning; maybe bc hes not handsome?
>>157522005Abdulmanap wanted Islam to wrestle against Adriano btw, if I'm not mistaken its Khabib and Javier that argued he should strike and see how it ended.
Crazy that when you knock a brazza out their most base instinct is to stick their arses in the air and try and grab an imaginary leg. It's quite pathetic really.
Yong heemed him stiff with a punch to the lat
umar should retire unironically
>>157522134>he didn't place a poverty bet on Yadong and win free money
>the crotchsniff era of 135 is officially dead on october 24
if you bet on the favorite you're a foolthis is the year of the underdogs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u850rHeVwuYIts not fair bros. Why does Jon always get to be the winner of the story?
khabib should never coach anyone again
>>157522150No I didnt why would I do that?
>>157522138Maybe because he is Polish
>>157522151don't worry merab will get his belt back from yan soon
>>157521621that's a glimpse of Prates v islam
>>157522049>>157522050>>157522051
send him 2-3 years xinjiang and forget
>>157522058Also Khabib was coached by Abdulmanap (a top tier coach) and Umar by Khabib (ass and poo coach)
Someone post the shoop with all the dagi rats as champions kwab
and anyone that thinks oh well even if sean omalley wasnt getting creampied by dana he still deserves the shot then why would ian garry get the shot at 170 over shavkat? wins dont matter in the homosexual paramount era unfortunately
Btw I see a lot of jeets trying to gloat on Song heeming Umar.Shut the fuck up jeets. You don't get to claim this in this case. Go get heemed somewhere else.
the brazza era is finally over ahah thank goodness
>>157522085because Abdulmanap was there to keep Khabib on the path to victory, when will people understand Khabib is a shitty retard and that fazza was the genius that made him win?
>>157522200Shavkat is basically retired
brazza stop reading books its haram this why you lose brazza let me sniff your anus to get rid of haram energy brazza please
>>157522200shut up chink
>>157522177What is his opinion about Circassian genocide?
>>157522177b-b-based
I aint gonna lie things are not looking goof
ian machado snapped shavkat's leg LIKE A TWIG
>>157522200Were you the guy who invented the ''creampie dana'' meme or was it Sweden
>>157522234Nah that was creampieing Dana. This one's referencing being creampied BY Dana.
>>157522201>Btw I see a lot of jeets trying to gloat on Song heeming Umar.Jeets are on muslim side, dumbass.Hindu jeets don't give shit about combat sports, they do cricket exclusively, it's muslamic jeets and other bangladeshis who comment on MMA.
you know who else lost tonight? daniel cormier. >shill russian faggots hoping they eclipse Jones so he can stop bullying you >russians begin to lose*WE ARE HERE*>russians get iced out by the spring >dc forced to fight jones a fourth time >in russia >loses
>>157522210>>157522213Nah fuck these!>>157522234assuredly was not me im just pointing out dana gives fighters he consensually creampies unearned title shots. the gay seans, ian garry, etc
reading the comments on the official ufc instagram account's postsi find it disheartening to see the amount of global muslims, muslims not from dagestan or any related regions, who seem to find both vicarious satisfaction and disappointment from the results of dagestani fighters, but ignore the other muslim fighters who aren't at the same level of popularityif i'm not mistaken, is this not delusion?that you take pride in the islamic identity of the best fighters in the sport who are also muslim, but make no mention of other muslim fighters who are less prestigious when they win fights?a muslim arab from a nation not at all associated with the caucasus region showing full devotion to team eagle, explicitly stated because of their faith, who watches every ufc event, but shows little to no support for any other muslim fighters?disheartening, concerning
when brazzas are forced to actually fight they reveal their true level to be somewhere just outside the top 5 of their division. this means they are good! but not great, never great, never the real champions of the division.
Garry is a faggot but his title shot was well deserved
>Btw I see a lot of jeets trying to gloat on Song heeming Umar.>Shut the fuck up jeets. You don't get to claim this in this case. Go get heemed somewhere else.
>>157522269i find such forms of vicarious living very concerning
>>157522269well they are pea brained browns who most likely watch soccer, dont wash their hands and are always breathing with their mouth open
>>157522276is that you yelling at yourself in the mirror? is that whats depicted your drawing?
>>157522269they ignored are belal, fuck em
>>157522270Fatbib would waddle back in to lightweight and finish everyone, only thing stopping him is weight. Usman and Umar are mid though
>>157522270you know what man? today is going to be another great day and that is before the news of a fraudcheck occurring
>>157522269Our best fighter is the guy who robbed a bank, heemed Tito and is now in prison
>>157522269Muslims are shit at any given sport which is played by non-muslims too.They're less athletic, weaker with lower IQ to compete in any kind of sport, they do not possess any outstanding quality. Therefore they are social-parasiting on bunch of white converts from mountains in Russia, Funnily enough Northern Caucasians find these Pakistanis, Bangladeshis and other vocal muslims disgusting and subhuman. They'd literally get gutted like an animal if they tried to even talk to their woman.
>>157522302khabib would get kwabed by moicano
>>157522305best fighter: The Answer
>>157522292It's a depiction of a Paki arguing with a Jeet actually. I'm white.
Fight iq is an entirely different form of iq
to this day, khabeb is scared of the Tibau rematch
>>157522309You don’t actually believe that
>>157522312Penn had nothing for The Answer
>>157522302FACT: the sport moved past Khabib’s caveman style
erm... where are the daddyposters?
>>157522269It doesn't even make sense. Most of those Muslims who succeed are Caucasians or central asians. And there are only a few million of them.The rest are south Asians, SEAsians and Arabs. They are literally genetically different people who probably don't even have the same culture. Central asians for example are ex-nomads. The only thing that you have in common is believing in the same god. And we see from Christianity that Americans don't claim Brazilian or whatever achievements.
>>157522302remember when khabib channeled his lifetime of combat sports training into confronting the brittle corpse of gassed mcgregor in the 3rd round... and GOT HIS ASS BEAT?
>>157522011Guru talks alot of shit for the laughs but the brazzas are stupid. Surprised they haven't shown up to kick his ass. They get offended easily >>157522022Yea he posts here. All the funny mma people are on heem. reddit is for the normie faggots.
>>157522322I do, best BJJ of everyone he fought was Dustin Poirier lol, Khabib was nearly finished by DP's shitty ass no pec engagement guillotine. If that garbage almost got him then Moicano vs Khabib would be a replay of Moicano vs BSD
>>157522269It's because they're all shit. All muslims live vicariously through the mountain muslims because the rest are shit at fighting.
>>157522329Oh…who’s the current champion?
>apologize
why does the karma always balance terribly? umar was the good brazza, the bright and young one. shame it had to be him to receive the negative karma of the islam performance
>>157522337>who probably don't even have the same culture.they don't and their Islam is pretty different even though they are nominally still Sunni
>>157522326>ask BJ Penn this same question >and you might hear a different>ANSWER>from The Prodigy
fight iq is just physical intelligence>well i'm positioned this way and he's positioned that way so this technique i have would defend my weak spots and let me either do significant damage to him if he fails to guard his vital target or land a takedown or hold a dominant position against the cage and establish controlfight iq is entirely just recognizing the position of yourself compared to your opponent and immediately understanding the most optimal responseyou can't develop this instinct, you can only try to improve your intuition through intense training, but it ultimately feels like success in mma past the top 5 rankings is just a genetic lotterysome guys have talent, some guys don'tif your brain isn't wired a specific way and you lack the physical gifts required to have an advantage over the opponents of your era, you're simply out of luck
who else is very happy rn elated in factps stop it xneed you tattle tale meth head bitch
>>157522354good card and the brazza barely had to travel so no jet lag excuse for the faggotmurdemedov camp
>>157522360that one uppercut was the sum total of the damage he would have taken on the feet in his past lay and pray faggot decisionsit always comes around
The era of white muslims will come
>>157522348Soicano got raped by the corpse of RDA. A guy khabib destroyed is the current champion.
Have we given this card a rating yet?
just woke up, song yadong slimed umar? saw that clip of his brother running up the cage kek
>>157522354sorry changtri sityodong
>>157522200stop being a lil bitch. Shavkat was injured and had a double knee surgery. Garry was the next logical choice, yes hes a faggot but he was next. For bantamweight. Peter and Merab are about to fight and it is an absolute 100% guarantee that Yadong is next, probably next year around March or April. Omalleys the one getting screwed but too bad. Dana is not missing out on an asian challenging for title. They been wanting an asian champ for a while(van doesn't matter because hes from tiny country thats broke)
Delusion to think O’malley won’t get next
>>157522305it is better to boy a loser from your own nation than to boy a foreign winner
>>157522381You're think of MMA like its DBZ. There are not powerlevels in this shit, Khabib beat whoever he beat because he matched up well against them not because he had a higher powerlevel.Khabib would not match up well against anyone with good BJJ especially if they have a strong guard game. Justin lost to Khabib because his BJJ is ass even to this day, Khabib just had his way with him because he was basically helpless on the ground. Again, its not DBZ.>but Khabib beat this guy who lost to this guy and beat this guy and-No powerlevels. It's not DBZ god damn.
>>157522253Only Pakis are brazza nuthuggers. Indians are all over the place they support the popular guys but obviously want their own guys in there. Indians suck at fighting tho so doubt they get anyone decent
>>157522387o malley didnt deserve shit for knocking out fucking aiemann zahabi on an early stoppagemake that faggot fight mario bautista for next in line after song
>>157522404khabib struggled against tibau, a big grapplersomething worth considering
It's insane how they know in advance who is going to win. If you research the fighters names on youtube leading upto the fight the videos will be negative or positive leading into it depending if that fighter is winning or losing. The fighters who will lose are hyped up and the fighters set to win are shown in a bad light. It's insane how they orGANEise this is happen concurrently online and irl. This is a massive conspiracy.
>>157522405>Only Pakis are brazza nuthuggersPakists, Arabs, Bangladeshis whatever Northern Africans are, are all brazza nutnuggers.
>>157522404There are actually levels to the extent that Moicano is a fringe ranked bum and you’re incredibly retarded if you think he could do anything to Khabib
>>157522351Peter Pan
>>157522380"The era of white muslims will co-ACK"
>>157522042nigga not even Ruskies claim these goatfuckers
>>157522380his wifes fucken hot. he did it for the pussy
When was the last time guard BJJ worked on a good wrestler? You have to slime them on the feet or you lose
Pigmar refused to drink
>>157522403I suppose the loser from your own nation>>157522418>whatever Northern Africans are, are all brazza nutnuggers.I wish, we have zero wrestling here, all our guys waste their time being kickboxers, watch Zalal vs Aljo, he just got outwrestled
Merab has been found drowned in a pool of his own cum. The hate watch proved too much.
yadong will hit the brazilian 10 before turning 30
umar accepted going coldits a choice and he's been getting closer and closer to making it every fight
Gooby still rolling with other hoes and trying to hide them. Feel bad for Dee
>>157522414unverifiable, no point pursuing, will only harm your mental stabilitylike how people with thousands of hours in popular pvp games believe they have rigged matchmaking algorithms from blatantly inconsistent match quality, and yet company shills and noobs with less than 50 hours in the game will tell the 10k hour top 0.01% rated poopsock grinder autist that his observations are false because "the company wouldn't do that bro it's a 100% skill based game"meanwhile the solution would be to make the matchmaking algorithms public, but the companies refuse to do that for some reason relating to "people will exploit the system and ruin the competitive experience" despite chess having a public algorithm and maintaining high quality gamessometimes you have reasonable suspicions but lack the ability to verify them, in these situations, for the sake of your own mental health, to avoid becoming insane, it's best to just forget the situation entirely, move on to something else, somebody somewhere is hiding critical information, you will not be able to access it, the situation will never be resolved, just move on
>>157522421Moicano is a fringe ranked bum that would beat Khabib because he matches up well against him and this is real life not fucking Dragon Ball. Long rangy guy with strong BJJ would rape Khabib and take all his aura. I'm not even gonna argue Charles Oliveira because that'd just be humilliating for Khabib.I hope people one day understand just how far ahead Islam is.
>>1575223838.5/10
>>157522449I forgot about Morocco, I had more like Egyptian/Algerians in mind
>>157522434traditional subs off your back dont really work anymore against good fighters, but different variations of the guard and sweeps do a ton of work to reduce the finishing threat/reverse positions and enable getupsstill incredibly important, but its not a reliable path to victory anymore
>>157522463Dont because she enjoys it
>metariding khabussy in current yeargrimola
>>157522177the "sneak on us" was meant to be as "don't lump it with the rest"
O'Malley > Yan/Song > Merab/Song > UmarThe GOAT is obvious
>>157522449>>157522479Literally no one in north africa cares about brazzas over general ufc, normies just watch whatever as long as it's two guys bonking each other
>>157522498Merab-not-gaslit-by-cory-KO will sniffwin 50-45 Yan again.
>>157522475>le guard BJJ meme in 2026 Lmao
Thiz iz why you can not read Mafia books
>>157522463He rolls with mobsters
>>157522463you shouldn't feel bad for a woman that clearly has no respect for herself
>>157522031But the holocaust is make believe, bro
>>157522515Does work against someone with Khabib's skillset and tendencies. Fucking DP almost subbed him and his guillotine is infamous for being shit. Would lose to Paddy R1.
>>157522519Ok khabib
>>157522513Merab beating Umar was funny and everything but he’s going to be raped again and he deserves it for being a dicksniffing fag
Islam is literally Khabib but with striking. Anyone claiming Khabib > Islam, including anyone at that gym including Islam, is lying or delusional.
Eugene Bareman Im speaking to you Boy. You are a fucking grifting coon running a zumba class for ethnics and closet homosexuals. If I ever see you walking around Aukland I'm going to knock you the fuck out.
Why is reading books haram in Islam? I've heard even reading Quram is not approved and it should be just preached you by Imam with some interpretation
song took his soul
>>157522536Look at the difference between khabib’s fight with dustin and Islam’s fight with old close to retirement dustin Islam is more well rounded but his attributes are worse across the board
>>157522530Paddy has a way better shot against Khabib than frail former featherweight Moicano.
>Song is next even though he got sonned by GODmalleyYou are chinese
>>157522351Islam fights nothing like Khabib are you slow
Had a dream about Conor McGregor again.We were in a hotel lobby together and he was warming up while surrounded by fans. I asked him for a picture.
>>157522530You know just because Joe Rogan screams “OOOH ITS TIGHT” it doesn’t mean someone was actually close to a finish?
Jon beat ReyesKhabib beat TibeauSilva beat Sonnen (the 1st time)GSP beat Big Rig
>>157522568Wrong.
Song Yadong is a beastChinese strength is no joke
>>157522380to an end.
>>157522556You clearly are because I asked who the current lightweight champion is
raise ya donger
>>157522585He beat a featherweight?
is shitting your pants hallam?
>>157522585If I'm not mistaken its a guy that matches up poorly against Khabib because of his lack of knowledge of BJJ, but that matches up well against people susceptible to the jab especially if they have a size and height disadvantage. I know this is uncomprehensible to you because its not DBZ powerlevel coded, but its the truth.
>>157522611bro is that real?
KHABIB NOOOO
>>157522621Man this is kinda bad. Umar might not recover from this
Khabib would’ve lost to chase hooper because Poirier had him in a guillotine for 4 seconds one time
song is on roids.
>>157522632Yeah, he would have actually.
Wowww don't talk shit about Dragon Ball there buddy
>>157522545It's the ultimate "don't ask questions, don't think for yourself ideology", one of main philosophies is something like "the devil lingers in wondering minds".
>>157522632Khabib would lose to Al Iaquinta
>>157522644Based retard
>>157522651If you stop thinking in terms of aura and powerlevels you'll know its true.
>>157522615Thats me uncle Greg
>>157522658Explain this then
>>157522658physically and athletism are real
>>157522570Silva didn't beat Sonnen he only won 1 round. Sonnen won 4-1.
>>157522621Man this is kinda based. Umar might not recover from this
alhamdulillah alhamdulillah
we are so happy
>>157522615afraid so
>dip head to left >get caught aka the AKA special
2-3 years China and forget HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHABABABABABB (sound barrier broken)
>>157522611sir you cant sleep here
>>157522393In a daisy chain it goes Dana White at the back Sean O'Malley (one half of the gay seans) in the middle both fucking and being fucked and you on the end taking the sum cum fucking collectivism of both Dana White and Sean O'Malley
>>157522735Umar is basically Luke rockhold except he’s hideously ugly
>>157521515i've seen enough i hope toptoro rapes this bitch
>>157522758Actually thought of Jon/DC 2 but yeah AKA...
in killing fazza khabib not only ended his own career but the burgeoning careers of all his teammates by costing them their coach. all this to duck THE tony fecalson you gotta wonder if it was worth it
>>157522367you can study but your iq is still your iq. you dont study for an iq test. you dint study fight iq. you fight but youre still limited by your fight iq. sean omalley is a perfect example of studying for the fight iq test. just because he has an excellent tutor in tim doesnt mean he has good fight iq. actually opposite of this. hes a gangly homosexual bitch actually
Team Khabib is never winning another fight again.
Strange how nobody at AKA is American or good at kickboxing anymore
I haven't had much exposure to Usman Nurmagomedov but he seems retarded
>>157522825AKA sucks now because Javier Mendez abandoned it. Hes to focused on the brazzas now and moved to Dubai. They got him hooked up over there he's living good and just opened a restaurant with Khabib there. Good coaches matter, if they leave a team it often goes to shit.
Mcgregor is mobbed up big. Sounded like a legit gangster on that phone call to rampage jackson
>>157522758How is he the ugliest and the shortest? That's fucking brutal
Umar used to look like a solid striker, he’s genuinely regressed since the Merab loss
the signs were there >Merab, yes THE Merab, wobbled him>that Almakhan or smth dropped him>Super Mario micro heemed him
>>157522735>>157522758They dip head to fake for a takedown and either reset and then actually do a takedown or go for another fake. It works and makes opponents drop guard.But yea if your not careful they will just smash you with a counter for playing that fake takedown game.
>>157522998I don’t even think his chin bad he just has a horrible tendency to duck right into strikes
>>157522998many are saying this
>>157522940Goobys a coke fiend. Thats how guys talk after they do a few lines. It makes your voice all rough and you get very irritated in how you speak.
>>157523024hes not ducking into strikes. Nobody does that. Hes faking takedowns
>>157523048aliskerov does it
>>157522710They never include all the other guys that were in team eagle lol. bunch more loses on that team record.
>>157523024he doesn't though. that style of takedowns simply doesn't work in lower weight classes or something. FLW and BW constantly time that shit. Mario timed him as well.
>>157523048I obviously wasn’t implying his intention was to duck into a punch. You can feint a shot without leaning your head that far down, it’s a bad habit
Goobers has to keep up appearances now that he is sober and a man of God.
>>157523063they trane the brazzas to dip down for takedowns and to fake them. They all do that shit. The problem is if your are spamming dips to much they time you. Its how JDS caught Werdum with an uppercut. Grapplers are always striking retarded and spam to many takedowns
If I ever see Lawrence Loli or Jack Jenkins or Eugene Bareass in the street im going to bash the back of their heads in
Asakura does the same to Umar btw
a sad day for the great nation of pakistan
Heeminder the traps is connected directly to the brain stem. Crafty move by dong
in a way this means islam lost to ian garry
>>157523085Its better to have a very low head for takedowns. The brazzas do takedowns elite level but they spam them to much then get counter punched. Thats why its better to trane mma wrestling, it prepares you for getting hit and sub attempts. The brazzas do normal freestyle and then forget about the part were they can hit you in the face. All the smart wrestlers that transition to mma, change their stance, distancing, and are careful about head placement to avoid counter hits or sub attempts.
>>157522758don't be rude "mate"
hold up
*ahem*Fuck sneed
undecided who the biggest kwaboty is anymore so many contenders
>>157523150OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
Once Khabib pulls up with Abubakar instead of Mendez and Islam you know you are done
>>157523200definitely a contender for kwaboty is andrew "ownmomdoxxer" thompson
>>157523136If you get hit hard anywhere on the neck it can fuck you up bad, KO you. Real striking coaches teach you to defend anything above your chest carefully.
>>157523206If we are being honest with ourselves, it's Jiri.
>>157523154In the way that islam played into garrys fetish and beat garry. Garry mustve had the most intense orgasm of his life later that night thinking about how he got beat infront of his wife by his kids idolIslam wouldve won the story if he lost but now he's a mere pawn in ian garrys plan
>>157523150do you have any more angles b asking for myself for a friend and the board
>>157523150follow up´shots 100% necessary
>>157523221Factually xhe had to change addresses when xher puerto rican boyfriends sailed to the east coast
>>157523150damn he was really targeting umar's necknew meta?
>>157523206poatan clears
>get heemed while shootingyou love to see it!
it's a shame that usman elbow didn't land on dong. China would have send him to the xinjiang gulag
I fell asleep during that surmadej fight goddammit it
poomar was never my brazza, brazza
>>157521621Fuck yeah
>>157523037His sister married one of the biggest mob bosses in Ireland so he's definitely "mobbed up".
>simply use your ridiculous caveman genetics and bull rush themWhy can't they execute?
New jak
>>157521621yes>>157523272yes>>157523256kwamethheadb
>>157523351One trick ponies always get sussed eventually.
>>157523369ahahahahha
>>157523369saved this first draft we will get there b
>>157523369Brazzas on heemicide watch
>>157523369based
Yan now gets an easy title defense vs merab and o'malley
Umar will be champ one day. This changes nothing.
>>157523369Kek
Imagine how shit this thread would've been if Umar brutally dong to a decision. Full of Pakis and their ilk gloating no doubt.
I didn't know there was an Umar and an Usman. I thought Khabib had one brother.
>>157523369Plz use this jak for the next heem OP. Thank you
>>157523446Yeah, always nice to see spammy go into hiding when another one of his boys gets fraud checked
>the books, Umar...
>>157523456Umar and Usman are brothers, they're Khabib's cousins
>>157523446Hugged*
>>157523502Negative canthal tilt huge story loss
>>157523498try going a day without missing your boyfriend you fentanyl addicted petty criminal crackhead norman bates ass call that shit a sneed moment
>>157523369Next OP if the OP isn't a double niggerfaggot
A day without spammy feels good
Umar is a chinlet
>>157523423They need to make o'malley at least beat bautista before being considered for a title fight.
>>157523502Who knew that reading books will get you knocked out by a jacked chinese boy
Migrate >>157523642>>157523642
>>157523399It already looks perfect lol stop being a faggot
>>157523651I'll make an exception for earlyfagging in this case
brazza no early threads u know dis
>>157523446they'll be back tomorrow
>>157523150kek
>>157523282Cringe
>>157521926Khabib’s training must be genuine hell if the roids they’re on don’t help them
>>157521911>that post>the two jeet-invaded flags instantly respond to show their poop expertise
>>157522031>>roid cheating aspiring vehicular manslaughterer?QRD? Did he heem someone?
>>157522305Destined for white greatness, cursed with criminal nafri genes.
>>157522545If the book is quran, it has everything you need to know. If the book is not quran, read quran instead.Something along those lines. I'm not inbred so wouldn't know how the exact quote goes. Only an incestuous mind can invent something as retarded as muslim theology.
>>157522710Ok if they’re going to count Islam and John Pork’s records in these accumulated records, then they absolutely must include guys like Tagir, Abubakar and Aliev’s wins and losses too lmao
>>157522144Ya wrestling is their one trick pony . They should add sanda and bjj .They need to be more well rounded on the feet to set up the ground game .
