If a wizard turned your six inch penis into a one inch penis the leftover mass to energy would be more devastating than the Hiroshima bomb
>>97710539the wizard in your picture would listen to that information and then go through with it anyway
>>97719110Jannies don't have ban powers, only mods do. You'd know this if this wasn't your first day on 4chan.
>>97822713Jannies summon the moderators. The moderators do their bidding.
Wizard threads always seem to be about math and genitals.
>>97729578I like to think of myself as someone who would play games.
Given that anime and anime inspired cartoon styles have become pretty much the norm or at least incredibly common in most other forms of indie entertainment (TTRPGs, videogames, comics, animation, even miniature wargames). How comes it remains a relatively rare style to find in board games, an industry that operates almost entirely in the form of independent creators and small studios? How comes it still carries associations of being an art-style of games "for kids"? It was so strange when pic related came out seeing people "warning" others that even tho "it looks like a game for kids, it's actually quite difficult and heavy".
>>97827255Maybe Japanese children are just more careful with their toys than you are.
>>97827258The entire group of “Animation is Cinema!” Crowd that talks about how mature Puss in Boots: Last Wish was but has never heard of Anomalisa.
>>97827338I gave my Death Scythe Hell model to a small Japanese child to play with, and he foided it a thousand times and broke all the joints.I was so angry with him I rolled up a newspaper and tried beating him with it, but he caught it, folded it a thousand times, and made a hundred swans.
>>97827141>that are definitely toy commercials and definitely(at least at first) were aimed at kidsthis is 90% of the reason that gundam was shortened to 40 episodes and would have been a footnote in japanese history if teenage girls werent writing letters to bring the show backgundam being aimed at kids was their biggest mistake because the teens who actually liked the show didnt buy the toyswhich is why when gundam came back with the compilation movies, the toys were gone and replaced with plastic model kits squarely aimed at older buyersthen when zeta gundam came out, the show was made from the ground up to cater to the seinen demographic, with silly elements like the gundam hammer removed, and with the mecha re-made to be more plamo friendly instead of toy friendly
>>97827342I just read a summary of that anomalisa movie and it reads like a lynchean fever dream. What the fuck
So, now you need to decide. Do you close your eyes to what you've seen and go back to sleep? Or do you come with this psycho burnout and do the impossible against the unbelievable and keep the future at bay for another day? What's it going to be? In or out?Yeah? You dumb shit.>Thread Question:What’s a moment where your players genuinely surprised you and "broke" your scenario?>Unofficial Resources:https://delta-green.neocities.org
>>97817455It's directly based off of Delta Green's Misery Engine, with some CoC/BRP stuff tacked on (credit rating, other skills, etc).
>>97806526Eh, I've been having fun with God's Teeth. Maybe that is my Handler doing some heavy lifting, but it never seemed too edgy (by the standards of the setting).We're clearly coming up on the end of it. Which is for the best, since my agent just choked out and kidnapped his handler. Need to figure out how to finish the mission before the Program can stop me. Secondary goal, need to ensure the mission stays completed, even after I'm out of the picture. Tertiary, need to figure out how to survive once it is all over.
>>97820147I read through it. It has a couple good ideas, and that's about all the positives I can say about it. Nu-Delta Green sux.
Another preview from The Millennium.The Army of the Third Eye>g0f!l3 [dot] io/d/Pu7HAr
>>97820147>>97826214I think that the core idea of God's Teeth is pretty good, and I really enjoyed the original actual plays that came out eons ago, but it's annoying that the game has been around for almost a decade now and the two campaigns that we have are both subversions of the "normal" Delta Green campaign that span the conspiracy and current eras and involve themes of agency, or lack thereof. The only other """*campaign"""" they've put forth is a series of 3 railroads and something I barely even remember in control group. It would have been nice to just take a single occult conspiracy, and then do an entire book about breaking that open. Instead it's just a constant stream of campaign frames for monster of the week games. DG needs its version of Masks.
Disc 1 Final Boss editionPrevious >>97787403>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is Kokuwamon or Toyagumon the rookie for Vulcanusmon and is Guardomon the intended Champion for him? The two machine rookies is throwing me off.
>>97826572>>97826579Bit confused on how this line is meant to be used. clearly something it going to give them blocker and/or alliance but being titan trait makes them unusable with all the existing O12 that want to swarm with only Iliad
>>97827300They're blockers in Factorial Area, probably Alliance targets in Gear Forest, and Orochimon can play most Titan level 4s to trigger a trash from hand for Titamon/Titamon-B's All Turns effects
>>97827292Unless they go outside of what's in the game, Guardromon can't be a part of it.ToyAgumon > Raremon > Dragomon is the only way to do it to stay game-legal.
>>97827300They're not for an OXII zoo deck, they're for a Gear Forest deck. So yeah, blocker and/or alliance, effects that can choose to suspend your own digimon, and probably effects that suspend your own Digimon to do something else.It is even possible (if unlikely) that Ceresmon has Digisorption again.
Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97814065
I will simp for Armomage until she gives me what I want.
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Work in Progress, "No Foolin'!" Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
These new tonks might be what finally gets me to return to 40k
>>97827089i bought the first result on amazon for vortex mixer for $25. no issues so far
>>97827144Being 100% honest. I got a half mast at that metallic job. It almost looks like it's blued, that's really nice. What did you do to achieve that look?
>>97827156Thank you!>>97827325Thanks, it looks blue because it is done with blue metallics. Here was the process and paints for the blue metallic parts. Paints used Matte black primerVallejo true metallic metal Ultramarine blue baseVallejo true metallic metal Ultramarine blue shadeVallejo true metallic metal sapphire blue baseVallejo true metallic metal sterling silver baseSo, prime the model matte blackComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Does your character rape? How is rape in your setting? How often do you rape your players?
>>97827224Talk me more about the rape in glorantha
>>97826940Noble created an Orc rape army because he wanted his half-orc daughter to have a kingdom of her own.
>>97827271That is the extent of my rape knowledge, sorry
Weird that this thread is so popular. Like you can actually just make a Rape General and /tg/ will engage with it.
>>97827282Total Girl Dad move.
Zombie Aroden Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97708738/pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MATERIALS<<TQ: Tell us about an undead/undead adjacent (e.g., necromancer) character you have played. What choices are missing, if any?
>>97812953Witch IS pathfinder's equivalent to warlock, it doesn't have eldritch blast or anything but both are arcane spellcasters who get their magic from a pact with a powerful magic entity. Although I'll give you pathfinder's patrons lean towards the more distant and mysterious rather than the kind that has a chance to breath down your neck.>>97813494It also makes sense that witch and warlock would get mixed up in localization considering warlock is often the term for a male witch and witch hunting people thought all magic came from pacts with the devil anyways.
>>97826796Honestly Oracle? Is probably the closest to a Warlock. You aren't making a pact but you are getting fucked around with.
>>97826527This one's good but frankly the most busted shit in that book are the benefits of the Order of the Chain.At 8th level they get a 2 action activity thats basically slam down but for grapple. Except if you use a flail or a spiked chain, you upgrade successes to crits on the grapple.And then at 12th for another feat they just get to ignore crit fails on all Grapple checks. Oh and also once you have someone grabbed, if they fail to Escape they actually crit fail instead (so they cant try again until their next turn) and if they crit succeed (which would let them move away for free) it gets downgraded to a pass.Paizo really arent beating the allegations of not playtesting this shit. And it stands out even more because the other hellknight options are meh, except the one that lets you be a peeping tom.
>>97827208https://2e.aonprd.com/HellknightOrders.aspx?ID=1It's a reprint, but also a buff.
Here’s your magic card bro
>>97822189An artist who knew he was being tasked with doing evil, but wanted to make his money and take the piss at the same time.
It’s 2026 and demographics are changing. Long gone are the days when magic was relegated to pasty yT pinkies with Cheeto fingers and neck beards. Magic is for everyone
>>97822181I don't think you know what evil is.
>>97823680Oh I believe I do.
>>97817350That is someone’s son
Welcome to /wbg/, the official thread for the discussion of in-progress settings for traditional games.Here is where you go to present and develop the details of your worlds such as lore, factions, magic and ecosystems. You can also post maps for your settings, as well as any relevant art (either created by you or used as inspiration for your work). Please remember that dialogue is what keeps the thread alive, so don't be afraid of giving someone feedback or post whatever relevant input you might have!Last thread: >>97665641Resources for Newfags: https://sites.google.com/view/wbgeneral/Worldbuilding links: pastee.dev/p/sp2Mdb5Ihttps://cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/Eo+fK41FKVR7xDpbNO0a0N4k0YYxrmyrhX3VxnM14Ew/Fantasy map generator: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator/wbi/: https://discord.gg/6ZjEc7dy4TWorldbuilding Hub: https://discord.com/invite/wGjxK3YThe Writer's Forge: https://discord.com/invite/CUxHxWqTira: https://discord.com/invite/f52W6KgDawn of Victory: https://discord.gg/hUAynC3wConlangerama: https://discord.com/invite/ceKjZBr2jCComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97825870Pre-USSR Russia?
Been thinking about roads again.
>>97826060>Any good ways to explain the difference between a mortal and a monster in your fantasy setting?I have three different types of soul, the aetheric soul of mortals, the elemental animus of elementals (elementals that have become self aware/distinct "races" essentially) and I forgot what I called the liminal/fae version. So "monsters" would be different from mortals on a fundamental level. Although mortals can become corrupted or otherwise changed into monstrous forms so I guess the distinction isn't so clear cut in all scenarios.
What are your in world slurs? Do elves call dwarfs diggers?
>>97827264Race based slurs aren't really impactful or all that insulting/offensive in my setting. Like the Blooded might refer to "lesser" peoples as stock (as in livestock, you know, because they literally feed off them or use them for their utility). But people are generally more concerned with what the blooded do, not what they say. There are still stories from before the Apex was revived, when powerful blooded did whatever they pleased in their domain, including horrific fleshcrafting and unethical experimentation. So just being referred to with dehumanizing language is basically nothing. Fera will refer to humans as hairless or baldies, since fera are covered in body hair. But it's generally seen as a childish insult with no real impact or venom behind it.Lizardmen will occasionally call the other races apes, but again there is no bite behind it.People got more serious shit to deal with then fantasy racism. Hell, to the people in Centennial, comments about piss and shit are FAR more offensive to them.Meanwhile to the people of Soul, blasphemy in general and especially blasphemy against their main god Sol, are fighting words that will get you killed. They have zero tolerance for it.
“The strength of a wizard isn’t in how much magic they can muster, but how effective their magic is in effect”What’s more powerful? The wizard who can blow up planets or the wizard who can control one (1) mind without any defence against it?
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Kek. Magic is always arbitrarily powerful.
Derp.
>>97764591I say the one that plays gamesyou should look into it
>>97824316Huh?
Would your human male fighter ever consider getting themselves a nice trad peasant wife and settling down in the countryside?
>>97826669So an equal is what he likes? More like a Germanic or Viking?
>>97817852The closest I have to a human male fighter is an undead deathknight, but he does have a chinese style courtesan tradwife (now also undead) that he's fighting for the freedom to settle down with.He also has a shapeshifting feralwifeAnd a swordwifeHe's very traditional
>>97824895I literally always wanted to write a banana republic setting dude, what the hell
>>97826618Speaking of every time the leather fag made a speech in front of a crowd of nonhumans they always cheered. Like no matter what. He would always say “and his words are met with roaring applause” or some shit like that.
>>97817852male human fighters are built for they/them tiefling pussy
>What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix,Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Warcaster, Warmachine, Xenos Rampant, Xenotactics......and anything else that doesn't necessarily have a dedicated thread.>Examples of companies providing rules and/or miniatures for alternative wargames.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97822296>TQ: there are lots of IPs that could easily be turned into successful wargames>zelda >monster hunter>pokémon>super smash bros>final fantasy tactics>league of legends>overwatch>team fortress 2>helldivers>warframe>apex legends>cyberpunk2077Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97826761>street fighterI seen one already where it's just a flat board and like two or three fighters per side looked like
>>97826761>Marathon>successful Next you'll ask for a Highguard or Concord.
>>97827176You know there was 3 Marathon games before the GAAS one, right?
>>97826761>>d&d forgotten realmsD&D's had a bunch of minis games, even leaving aside the mass battle rules for the RPG and OG Chainmail.
I'll start>D&D 5E is a heroic fantasy game (I didn't say good), trying to do anything else should have you using a different system.
>>97826589Wrong.
>>97826614holy fucking CRINGE
>>97826614>Instead of naming what they do, they should describe what they doprecisely
>>97826614precisely wrong
>>97826614>>97827099Wrong. That's why everyone liked 4e so much. Because instead of describing what your character was doing, you just declared the name of your best power every round and stated the mechanics clearly and concisely.If you aren't playing your game like 4e, then you're not playing at all.
>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and Splatshttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/b54o6teut3fx6/Exalted_3eComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97826736being riden by solars in every way you can imagine.
>>97825763It's still kind of funny to me that Sidereals didn't get nearly as mistreated as Lunars during the First Age, and by all accounts were treated about as respectfully as a First Age Solar could treat an inferior. You would think there would be at least one or two accounts of Solar and Sidereal hubris clashing, but nope.
>>97827086Out of universe answer; Sidereals weren't part of that version of the first age, and/or the devs didn't want to stain their real golden boys.In universe answe; Sidereals are distant mentors and advisers.
>>97827086>You would think there would be at least one or two accounts of Solar and Sidereal hubris clashing, but nope.There kind of is, in this sidebar. It is describing a clash between the Sidereal and Solar hubris. Solars feel entitled to whatever they want, including Sidereal Martial Arts, while Sidereals feel entitled to respect as martial arts masters, sifu and advisor to the rulers of the world. Solars can't respect anyone so they withdraw from tutelage and stop listening to advice, and the Sidereals... well, we all know how they respond.
>>97820156clockwork servitor yeddim. pulled my merchant caravan.
