Lgs gripe thread?>if you have bluk for people to go through, either go off tcg player, or have a minimum price per card>do not do bothAll you are doing is making me not want to buy from you when i have to wait for you to scam them on your phone and then charge me almost twice what your phone said
>>97211984>Having space dedicated to TCG aftermarket at allThat's just dumb at this point. You aren't going to compete with online pricing, you are eating up space that could be used for stuff that actually sells. Have a small spot for boosters and precons, that's it.
>please put prices on your stuff. I should have to sit and wait for you to look up Catan on ebay or whatever to see if it's magically become $100 before you let me buy it.
>if you are going to charge me to use the tables, give me a bag of chips or something for free>there are three other game stores in the area that don't charge for table space give me a reason not to go to them
I quit playing at my local store because they would only charge dnd players to use the tables.Magic players? Tabletop players? War gamers? Come on in have a seat no charge.Dnd players? That'll be $5 a person.I asked the store owner about it and he said it was because they were officially sanctioned by wizards of the coast.My guy i guarantee you that my dms story about harvesting slimes because they are his world's replacement for weed is not a official event.
>>97212226If you are an official WotC D&D spot, they require you to buy a bunch of shit for organized play events as well as other odds and ends. Often, there aren't enough players to cover the cost of those OP event materials, so smaller LGS spread the cost to all D&D players by having them all buy table space. Your thought is probably "Why don't they just not be an official spot then?" (Mine was) and that's because you have to agree to be one for X amount of time. You find out your draw is a fraction of what you expected, you still have to keep paying. It's one of those situations where it's best not to get involved with WotC in an official capacity. Games Workshop has some dumb fuck requirements too which is why small stores that start doing WH stuff might have heaps of shit they can't unload because local markets don't want to spend that much on WH stuff but they have to keep buying it anyway.Gameshops often do better by avoiding getting involved with WotC or GW in any official capacity if they are smaller joints. Then again, game shop owners are usually (not always) some of THE dumbest mother fuckers on the face of the planet.
+++ADMINISTRATUM PASS KEY ACCEPTED+++>Loading message...Welcome to yet another glorious day in your officio station revered clerk of the Administratum.Your efforts in compiling the information on [Vokaris Sector] and its eight subsectors have been further garnering plenty of praise from your peers and lords above your meager station, we implore you to resume your task to gather this stellar data about this sector in our glorious Imperium of ManA brief reminder that as data comes in to your cogitator station via the servitors around you, you will have to compile it and make this sector whole again.May the God Emperor continue to guide you clerk Anon.Hello there, Anons of /tg/. If anyone is still interested in this fun project, here is the whole sector - updated with the discovered planets so far - where we can continue to create together, using the planet generator found on 1d6chan.Previous thread >>971016821d6 page>https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Setting:Vokaris_SectorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97212404>Normal: Safe to breatheNext one will detemine that
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>97212412I got a bad feeling about this.
>>97212416>Average: This world has appreciable oceans, seas, lakes and rivers, and gets frequent rainfall, but also sees its fair share of inland deserts.1d100 for temperature
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>97212511I wonder if the fish are a boogeyman.
>>97212525>Average (-10°C to +30°C/14°F to 86°F): Humans are comfortable in normal clothing and need only the most basic of shelters to survive. Honestly just walk outside, chances are it'll be within this range.1d100 for how much terrain
>wizard invests fortune in spell research>doesn’t write an article about it>doesn’t allow peer review, never submits to journal >nothing is ever published And don’t get started on how few alumni of the magic academy ever come back to teach instead of going private.
>>97212013>>97211518>>97210781I agree, though I blame tumblr and redditors not being gatekept and purged out when they first came here.>>97210641Though to be fair most Wizards are very private and secretive on their research it's their trade secret. You prefer not to just let anyone have it, especially for the older casters who learned to hold back aging. The idea of sharing high level knowledge is only a recent thing. Most of the time it was guarded heavy between nations and the groups who knew.
>>97210641The wizards who are actually good at research make a fortune selling their spell scrolls to the suckers who go dungeon delving.
What system?
>>97211518spammed threads janitors wont clean out are killing the board.
>>97210641Why would I share my hard-won secrets when I intend to live forever?
Dedicated Drizzt Do'Urden EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What drove you to elves specifically?
Elfs
>>97210295no>>97210718can't be, I genned it yesterday>>97210755yes, some Pirotess too
>>97207722>A curved sword inspired by Tolkien?I can't recall a single curved Elven sword in neither LOTR nor Silm.
>>97207722Curved sword makes sense. Maybe even shortswords or machetes due to life in forests>>97207774>Or go full weeb, katanas work too.Elves are like samurai. Introduced to setting with archery, calcified in setting with curved sword
>>97212136>Same prompt, same character, same clothes, same colours, same pose, same brackish background.It sure as fuck is a repost.
two new players, three long time players. we were supposed to do a new one-shot. Everyone just kinda... sucked? I feel like I was doing my normal GM stuff but they were all so dumb tonight, couldn't think of basic solutions to any problem. we got through maybe 1/3 of what was supposed to be a one-shot. what do you do when players suddenly become retarded? game was barbarians of lemuria btw.
>>97206557>mapping the area would revealDo they know you expect them to do mapping?>>97206676>there's only one solution to the puzzle and you must guess which one's in the GM's head.My verdict: get better at GMing.
>>97205591Well? Where's the context?
>it's a thread where op complains his players didn't get something and in explaining it reveals he's not good at explaining stuff
>>97205591>Barbarians of Lemuria I'm just gonna assume they're not used to a system where you can do things without a specific subsystem to govern it, because otherwise, DAMN. They'd have to be very dumb indeed.
>>97206837Or 'NITEZ'. Ambiguous vowels are a bitch.
Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97203494
>>97210766So if you just dump your initial 6 points all in Intuition you have like, ultimate god-tier intuition that almost always leads you in the right direction? From some basic math that's a 99.2% chance your intuition always leads you to the right answer, becoming a 99.6% chance after a year of dedicated training. That's OP as fuck.
>>97211336What you are experiencing is less bots
>>97211378The world is just fucked if this happened 1% of the population turned into supernatural beings and killing each other the collateral damage will be massive who knows if there will be a humanity left after this war when a desperate team starts using WMDs. And the there is the whole infighting part after the winning team is released from their geas preventing infighting that will be another fucking war on its own.
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If I bend the rules and let the Witch have Meta content as long as it doesn't make her stronger, I can let her take the Comfy Pocket perk. A Pocket Dimension proceeds at infinite speed as long as its user is inside of it, but freezes once they leave. Someone has to choose between either being there forever, or eventually leaving. A Witch doesn't have that limitation if she turned into a hivemind with Doll+, letting her stay both inside and outside of it. Now she gets to have infinite time inside the pocket dimension while still existing outside of the pocket dimension where she can throw more Sons inside of it. It gets even better. The infinite fractions between each second are even longer than the regular infinity of being somewhere forever, which is ℵ0, there's 2^ℵ0 of them. That's double the infinity! Every Son added to the dungeon instantly lives through more than infinite years of unholy deviantart hell instead of a few decades or centuries. It's sort of like "The Jaunt" if it were written by BTGanon instead of Stephen King. And as long as his experience inside of the timeless pocket dimension is a net positive, he's still not going to be euthanized by daddy no matter how much humiliation and mutilation he goes through. The comfy pocket dimension is now a utility monster, every soul thrown into the pocket gets to have an infinitely long stay inside of the Sanctum where they will be safe from all the bad and evil things inside of normal time. A Son would only refuse to go inside of the Pocket dimension and abide by the landlady's rules if he was a hypocrite, where the stakes are so high that she now has a moral obligation, per the utilitarian ethics of the Sons, to apprehend him and save everyone who's still inside of his sanctum.
>take soulless Primarishit model>insert classic Forge World MkIV SOVL>??????>PROFIT!And the best part is, because the precedent established by Games Workshop Group v. Chapterhouse Studio explicitly protects compatible third-party accessories, there is nothing GW can do about it but cry and exclude them from their subsidized events.
>>97208822Agreed and checked.
>>97208277Kk. I'll be posting it on r/Epic4chanGreentexts!
>>97190784
>>97190784>Topics should live and die on their own merit>Every fucking board is full of trolling shitpostsWhere the fuck do you think you are?
Sovl=boxnaughtCuck chair=diaper dread, generalsDiaper dread was the biggest mistake of 40k. Literally made me quit the game. I remember seeing the 2nd ed metal box dread with its bamner and it was pure undiluted sovl. Made me join the game. Some cuckoldry was afoot when they deleted the banner in 3rd. Dread with marine head introduced the bull to us. Venerable dread was the cuck chair in the corner, and diaper dread is asking your wife's boyfriend for a new switch game in exchange for good boy points.
Moloch's Fun Park Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
what models would you recommend for a Lie of Brian themed trench pilgrims force?
>>97211372Victrix late roman archers kitbashed to have rifles, play as gunline sultanate
>>97211587>>97210511You said pilgrims and it doesn't change my answer only that I'm retarded when I'm a touch toasty
>>97206915>>97206294Late response but Shovels are equipment, not weapons. Equipment only take up a hand if they explicitly say so in their description. Shovel does not. This is intended as the whole point of them being allowed to be used in melee is making units with them and no other melee weapons. Marid shovel is the budget melee option for Brazen Bulls that just wanna sit back and bombard.
>>97212145Next people will be asking why you can’t lasso enemies with mountaineering kits.
Tolkien is to blame for the state of 5e and generic fantasy that you see in TTRPGs. We wouldn't have horrible big fat fantasy books, nor power fantasy / wish fulfilment, which you find in scaling levels through so-called "XP". Fantasy used to be an experimental, creative, and wild genre filled with mad imagination; now, it is all wooden and samey. >tl;drListen to this:https://voca.ro/1Rwc7lMX0hfT
Meow meow meow, I'm a cat. Meow!
>>97211207Odysseus didn't write anything. It was Homer.
>>97208350Nah, the problem three things.Women making "romantasy" so they can be raped/fucked by every supernatural being. While pushing they're a strong independent feminist woman. (Don't believe me look up "Milking Farm.")The market going woke and basically denying the main group of people who read and wrote fantasy access so they can push gay/women/poc writers who make the most cookiecutter shit for the cash grab. (It's a black woman knight in full european fantasy armor. Not african, not some custom made up shit. Just basic bitch european fantasy everyone seen before but it's a strong black woman MC. Also there is racism for no reason but because white people are racist even though they have black nobles and the queen and king are black or something.Lastly you got anime/manga/light novels stealing "western fantasy" lunch. Though that's more of you have to sell your shit to keep going. You can't just make flop after flop and stay there. Even manga "flops" tend to be good just not the same level as the big hitters. Plus they facing more than just "fantasy" so you have to be the cream of the crop to stay. Where the west will make a serious show about some woke fantasy bullshit and then be shocked NO ONE watched/read the fucking thing cause it looks like a fucking joke. Hell remember they made a show about the king of england being a gay black crippled and it was a joke or parody. They thought that was a good idea.
>>97208552I wouldn't call her a waifu. She was a childhood friend that got married to someone while he was gone during his later teen years or something. He just never got over the girl he never even asked out when he just started to noticed girls.
>>97208577>a heckin' languageTwenty of them actually.>hundreds of wordsThousands.
Be Not Afraid editionPrevious >>97149329>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97211783>>97211784I thought these were the Tamers, why the fuck did they use that art for the Digimon?
>>97210581Rich girls are just like that.
>>97211661I early adopted to Liberators when I saw Close's character design, told myself whatever her deck was I'd play it, and it's worked out pretty well for me so far.
>>97211627KINO
Anybody figured out how to play Grandracmon? All he seems to be doing is kill your own things to evolve for free, to then play something else from trash? What's even the point? He doesn't really make the board any bigger. Its such a weird line. Just like bt9, Dracmon seems like such a great card, but then everything around it doesn't really function the way you think it should.
>Player or GM>Preferred System(s)>Schedule/Times Available (include timezone)>Voice or Text>Method(s) of Play (Skype, Discord, IRC, roll20, etc)>Tone/Theme Preferred>Contact Info>Other Notes
>Player or GMGM>Preferred System(s)Custom>Schedule/Times Available (include timezone)GMT+0 for the GM but its PBP>Voice or TextPlay-By-Post>Method(s) of Play (Skype, Discord, IRC, roll20, etc)PBP>Tone/Theme PreferredAn overlap between Invader Zim and Kickass, So too Starship Troopers.>Contact Info https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/197358-the-young-director-blue-stripe/ic >Other Notes
>>97211274>Roleplayerguild still existsGod damn. I used to spend so much time on there when it was new. Amazing they've managed to stick around.
I've got pulpshit fatigue. Fantasy comic bookiness and pulp are beyond tiresome to me. Ugly as shit art, retarded as shit plots, dumbass pulp tropes like one dude solos an army of 50000 and makes a Marvel quip. Always some dumbfuck scifi or lovecraftian content thrown in too. I want grit, realism, and down to earth plots. I want characters who act like real people, not capeshit actors. I want a plot with substance, not mindless style. I'm sick of it all, everything from Howard to Warhammer to Stench Crusade. Any other fatguys feel the same?>pic related: dog shit pulp warhammer comic from the early 00s
>>97212259Both are based off of pulp understandings of WW2. Okay Chain of Command or Battlegroup instead
>>97211011You want John LeCarre
>>97211011I dunno what you posted looks cool as hell, maybe this is more your speed
>>97212224>great comics that adapt some of the best pulp stories everAnd yet you posted Elric. Curious!
>>97212294Brainlet take. Flames of War in particular is excellent as a streamlined company level ww2 game.
This thread is all about solo games and campaigns. Midnight reading edition.>old thread >>96761554Resources: https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/Thread Questions: How do you try to surprise yourself in solo games?
>>97209670the oracle is meant to be a replacement for a GMso you ask it questions that a GM could answer
>>97209666Where can I buy them as pdfs?
>>97212304Nowhere, Iron Crown Enterprises lost the license literal decades ago. The PDFs are easy to find online though, just search archive.org for them.
How are your campaigns going? I'm running a night lord in black crusade right now.
>>97206674It's really hard to try to balance out the railroading, openness and unpredictability for me.There's exciting moments, but it never coalesces into a congruent narrative and it takes a lot of time and effort to get going.I'm currently in a campaign where I've basically had 3 objective failures and I had to roll for my life just to get out alive. The objective just keeps getting further away from me and it's draining to try to keep the story on track when rolls and random tables just won't cooperate.
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade, Gygaxian D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere.Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency.If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help:>n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128>Need a starter dungeon? Here's a curated collection:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97211491There's no "official" osrg discord, idiot, and that one in particular is full of faggots.>>97211494>HarnMasterBased.
>>97211411ugh>protect some design space for Goblinseww
Did anyone run any Xmas related stuff recently?
>>97212347No, but my friend is borrowing my ACKS books during the holidays cause he wanted to check it out while I am out of town during this time off. Might get him to DM a few sessions of ACKS in 26
>>97208768I have a group of maybe 4-5 players besides me running the game. I wanted to run a series of lose adventures with maybe an overall theme of time periods merging more rapidly and thaumagorga causing more chaos and war. I suppose I am not entirely sure how to set it up, but it was going to be a longer set of games. So far I have planned out a giant bee hive dungeon of forcefully evolved bees, escaping a demon cultist infested town during some corrupt holiday, finding buried treasure and escaping a fucked up island, and a whole ww1 battlefield that has become a shitshow as it got brought into hyperborea.
Horny bondage edition>Previous>>97192171 >Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97211998Lmao no
>>97212399No just like some blair witch like editing where I use traffic patrol footage, then it turns out that suspect was spooky and then cut to like dark forest exploration POVs and some scary sound effects and shit.
>>97212402Nah, that's based effort. I'd say go for it. Just don't be overusing it imo
Are there any splats in wog similar to Bastet/Kitsune in the sense that it can use a ton of powers from other splats by default?
>>97211605Do both, there are some weird ass awesome dragon dinosaurs among Mokole. See image.>>97212359Please don't actually show brutal stuff to your players without their explicit permission.Otherwise, it's fine. Hell, latest War of the Worlds movie did that, modifying stock footage and war recording to look like aliens invading.
