Shit GM Thread, because while you players are awful, there are some really shit GMs out there too.>GM advertises game as a destroyed world by demons and whatever and people trying to live through or retake the world>sounds good, throw my application in and get in>trying to make a character from a destroyed noble house destroyed from said demons>no info or lore or anything so just make one background that can fit in>ask GM if it's okay and if I can fill it in with finer details>he just says nah you're good>is there a map?>he just gives me some random borders map that looks like it was generated from some website>yeah choose a region where your noble house was from I'm still working on the details>his username is some pretentious TheLoreMaster btw>whatever as long as he can provide a good story as the game goes on>me and other players make our characters>he then tells us to create a shared backstoryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97273465I'm sorry that your janny application was rejected
>>97273519he'll make it awful for the new gm and then insist it's because they suckI've been there.
>>97273465We've always had threads like this here you mindrotten piece of shit.
>>97269238>Shit GM ThreadA thread just for me? Wow!
>>97272921The concept wasn't bad about the game show thing, but it was mainly adding to how it didn't make sense when the guy stole credit and treasure for what we did. The dungeon thing was apparently complex, but he did not actually draw a map. He apparently just did a list of written numbers and what number led to what room. He just asked if we wanted to go left or right, but got frustrated when we tried mapping it out ourselves since that took time away from the game.As a player, he was pretty bad too and generally did lol randumb stuff or thought roleplaying a barbarian meant not listening to people, using his phone or putting his headphones in to simulate tuning out as a barbarian, and also ran into confirmed traps spotted by other party members because his character had a low int score which meant that is what he would do.
>gain traction from GW losing community goodwill>immediately start killing your own community goodwill before you even have a product fully outWhat is this business strategy called?
>>97267421To be fair cloning Christ and then harvesting his blood and maybe organs is kind of fucked up, though the lore implies it was under the sponsorship of God himself and otherwise Humanity would have died a long time ago. The setting itself is fucked up, but the guys with crosses objectively are trying to just survive and aren't cruel for the sake of being cruel.
>>97273047We should cut off all of tranny janny's limbs and make him watch his mother being raped to death. I bet he'll cum from that, the sick fuck.
>>97266425go back the reddit you fucking faggotIdk if this is bait your sitll gay
>what if... mud... and dark coloursamazing
I just wanted based ww1 Kyven Rus, Tsarist Muscovy fighting demons and shit along with the other factions I kinda (and still am to certain extent) such as Poland and the scythians (im guessing their Alans). instead i get fucking reddit rug pulled by cynical cuck faggot shit about how God is still bad because >"muh hekin cannites and the Amalekites weere hekin genocides by the behest of your God and muh hekin gays sex WAHHHH If i cant paint my lovers intestines with my seed then im lterlly opressed"the only thing that saves this from being complete garbage is that thy still want to make the demons evil. I fucking hate mellinals and GenX so much its Unreal
>no display names>no player cards >large groupHow do I keep track of the characters? It’s such a weird thing to ignore. Just throw a name and picture onto the screen like every other Channel does
>>97246919Looks more like a gameshow
>>97272639>why didnt I do the same thing on both accountsgee I wonder why
>>97273127>accountsretard>gee I wonder whyme too. explain
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>>97250601That's because you're an unsouled goycattle slave. But you surely knew that already.
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.PREVIOUS THREAD>>97206318
>>97272651>in this unique and different fantasy world the unique and different twist is that the dungeons are alien to the setting which is to say exactly the same as everyone is already used tojej, 2e deisgn at its finest
>>97273237>getting this mad about ACKS in the ACKS generalA bit embarrassing to be quite desu with you
>>97274393>thinks he can trick this boardYou couldn't even trick Reddit. You probably should try shilling elsewhere, or better yet, just staying in your discord.
How do you handle players who wanna buy property in a city, is there any reference to take inspiration from to set price/upkeep and anything else like chance of being robbed?
>>97226914Interesting. Are you using this image as reference? If you have a higher resolution image, vectorizing each one should be fairly quick and then you can do a lot with the vector file.
Helstorm Fireworks Edition(Happy New Year, men of the Empire)>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274243>>97274272Yeah, I tend to agree, they just keep putting something in the water to make the skaven balder. The question you really need to ask though is can you fit them into a basic list? Or will you buy them then not use them.>>97274077I’ve go 10 clanrats and 25 secondhand stoermvermin i intend to finish this month. And a corpse cart.Hopefully they arrive in the post in the next week.
>>97274077>TQGet some games played actually,m and even finish my characters for my Empire army, which I'm procrastinating and blokcing all my other hobby task.
>>97274352>>97274272Negotiated to $15 for the Island of Blood era clanrats
>>97274126Happy new year!
>>97274077>TQTo make my Battle March Orc army. I will be ordering the metal Big Un Command set and two boxes of the regular for a unit of 13. I will make fillers for the rest.
Christmas edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97269759You mean the very successful thing that both hobbiest (loads-a money) and boardgame enthusiasts (also fucking loads-a money)? I always wondered what the thought process was behind the philosophy of >boy I i fucking love this product!>I sincerely hope they stop focusing on it and make somthing close to it but different in every way as wellJust give me more of whats good and not what we hope is good. You could do so much with the fights and events in monster that I can see the vision in releasing a decade of projects.
>>97272155The unofficial discord has a good channel I usually get all of my expansion content from for decent prices. Pretty much only missing 2 expansions now while getting all the others at least 40% off. Some were still in plastic. One I wasn't looking forward to painting actually had a decent paint job on the monster and survivors for $40 total including all content and shipping. Problem is its pretty typical discord shit on everything else.
Are there any good kingdom death instagrams to follow?
>>97274192You realize I said Monster specifically and not Kingdom Death, right? I'm not asking for it to come to an end, I'm asking if the lord creator will ever fulfill any of his other stated ambitions related to the KD project and step outside of the confines of what Monster is. You don't need the attitude, bro, I'm merely discussing what's already been spoken about from Poots himself.
>>97274315We are just legitimately on opposite sides of how we enjoy the hobby. Im an old man and have seen it millions of times: The second a company "branches out", you will end up seeing shit like diablo immortal. If the entire problem of growth is trying to reach a lower income bracket of people for a high buy in of a hobby, you eventually see where they confuse the two and end up catering to the "that looks neat" crowd and not the "ill buy it" crowd. The neat little animations and comics are a great start, but catering to every single "make a dark souls type game!" wishes, you ask to split the already very spotty attention of Poots. No disrespect meant, by the way. I just dont agree with aggressive expansion from a poor business man.
Mages and wizards of /tg/, make your predictions for 2026! What will happen in the RPG-verse? Do it now before it happens!
>>97274207OP becomes a millionaire after making and debuting their brand new RPG with an original, unique setting!
I predict more copyright shitfuckery from WOTC, more neo-nazi bullshit from Judges Guild and eg Pundit, more not-5e slop like Draw Steel and MCDMRPG, and more incompetence from Paizo.Basically same old same old. I'm tired.
Tell me about your Dark Sun campaigns. You do play in the most brutal D&D setting ever, don't you, anon?
>>97272515AD&D 2E Darksun is peak D&D.
>>97272515Why does this image remind me of Griffith?
>>97274340Miura getting inspiration from Brom in some places does seem possible, but I'd wager that the Bird helmet comes from a different source.
>>97272515No, I play in my homebrew setting because I don't need a corporation to give me permission to use my imagination.
>>97272515>the most brutal D&D setting ever,Google "The Black Iron - A Grimdark Setting for 5th Edition pdf", it's free.
This thread is dedicated to all kinds of solo games, systems, tools, and campaigns.Fail Forward Edition.>Last Thread: >>97062042Resources:https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/orhttps://desuarchive.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/type/op/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97272731>CRGE is less fiddly, simpler and more straightfoward.I've tried to read it three times and have ended up completely lost every time.
>>97273275Yes, if it already has some good solo toolkits and you feel comfy with them then use them most of the time, but if at times you feel you need more depth you can implement another gm emulator on top of it to your liking. If you find the new Mything GME 2 from 2023 too cumbersome and bulky, I recommend you to check the 2006 old version of Mythic, PICREL are the only tables I use from it.
>>97273275>How about with random encounters in the overworld hexcrawl?I don't do much deep hexcrawling, I wonder if the one in OPSE is good enough for those who use that.Meanwhile, what I do when I want a random dungeon or city map is "dave's mapper", it uses geomorphs from several artists and then I render the whole scrambled thing into a single .png file. (PICREL)
>>97273327>This image goes so fucking hardDo you play RISUS?
>>97263898I second Scarlet Heroes and if you want something very lightweight would recommend Loner over Ironsworn.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274303>I can't use .moe, .cc or .se. What are the others?They've also got an onion link if you use that browser, and they put up a fifth link that doesn't seem to do anything yet
>>97274289Thanks, brother, you too
It may be New Years elsewhere, but I'm still on time on my end!Presenting Kamen Rider Hibikihttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1NV1H38o-myyWkH3Ue0WAUA3cz1Uuuf_mrb8j9tTlra8/edit?usp=sharing
>>97274470I absolutely was not expecting to ever get another Kamen Rider jump. Thanks!
Happy New Year ya'll!Here's to a fruitful and fun year~
What are your thoughts on this?I have never been a die hard fan of greek mythology but I do not dislike itMy group wants to run a long campaign with this starting january
>>97272963You didn’t read the story if you thought the god destiny was the hero
>>97273205>You didn't read the storyWell, yeah, nobody did. They didn't publish it.
>>97272541>>97272940>>97273106Honestly, Odyssey of the Dragonlords was far more interesting. Both as a setting, and an actually fully fleshed out campaign.
>>97273475Odyssey of the Dragonlords was written by people that understand how campaigns are meant to function. The opening sessions of play in OftD really hammer in the "gods are real and they hate you" aesthetic.
The most annoying thing for me is that none of those D&D splatbooks even hint at the system of five colours of mana that's inspired so much worldbuilding in MtG.
You should ALWAYS cheese every encounter. If you EVER end up in a situation that even remotely resembles a fair fight, just run away and wait until you can rig the situation to your favor. Use your fucking brain. Even if it is highly improbable for you to lose a given fight, statistically speaking, you'll still eventually croak if you keep taking those bets. Don't leave it up to chance. It's easier than you might think, you just need to use your noggin. It's not a video game. You can do whatever the fuck you want.Just the other night my party ran into a melee monster in a narrow ass room that they for some reason decided to ram their dicks into until someone died. When I suggested that we retreat for a bit and lure it into the room with the big ass statues so we can all just climb them and shoot it to death, they looked at me like I just escaped from the looney bin. They all died of course.
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>in realityIn reality, if you spend all of session time running away while the rest of the group actually plays the game, you'll be asked to stop or to leave.Unless you're hosting the thing at your home, in which case the others will put up with you not participating and pretending you're clever for the sake of convenience.
>>97263200Works when I do it.
>>97269864Tell us about the games it’s worked in, in great detail
>>97270663That would take too long because it always worked.
>gm said no theatrics or monologues >two guys leaveIs not being too loud that difficult for some of you?
>>97273433So, instead of sticking and pointlessly raising a stink about this one thing, they just left to find a game that was better fit for them?And you're unhappy about that?
>>97273433>the GM sets a boundary>Two of the players realize this boundary will effect their fun, instead of constantly pushing the boundary or being passive aggressive cunts, they respectfully bow out>op is butthurt for some reason because OP is a faggot [\spoiler]
>>97274307not being able to have fun without being an obnoxious failed theatre kid is pretty cringy thougheverbeit
>>97273433They did you a favour and you complain? Maybe accept that not everybody likes your tastes and that's OK.
>>97274497you're a brazilian child
What's so bad about murderhobo games?
>"If I kill one friendly NPC in a Dark Souls game for some rare loot nobody panics, because it's all part of Miyazaki's vision. But if I try to kill one little old friendly NPC in my D&D game, well then my whole group loses their minds!"
>>97273022You know that feeling you get when you squat over the toilet and put your hand under your asshole and just relax so that your goopy sludge runs soft, filling your palm like soft-serve ice cream? You know how warm it feels when you squeeze into it and let it bulge brown between your fingers? That feeling when you dig your fingers into your own fudge so it gets all trapped under your fingernails? It's a lot like that, but instead of your own asshole in your own bathroom, it is a homeless man's asshole by a dumpster outside of a Jersey Mike's.
>>97273650Only because some people get anal over what is or isn't a murderhobo, since some extend that to every adventurer or player character that isn't explicitly working for a government.
>>97273892It's usually because everyone else at the group (likely including the GM) didn't want you to kill that character, whereas Miyazaki is completely indifferent to how you play his video game. You already bought it.
>>97261303They're incredibly boring unless you're an IRL psychopath or sociopath.
How do you justify a "pest race" like goblins or rat people in your setting? Why wouldn't the dominant species make a concentrated effort to eradicate them if they were a problem?
>>97270699Buddy you clearly don't realize the extremism of other Abrahamic "Fundamentalist"...
>>97270699Sounds like something an Islamic extremist would say.
>>97270699>There is no such thing as Islamic extremism.
>>97213989I mean, we let incels live even though they are objectively worthless.
>>97268896>the rest of us Anon, observe the below facts 1. you're a faggot2. you're a retard.Nothing i said indicates my politics aside from a dislike of islam politically. And that you feel that doesn't make it correct.>>97269000There is nothing average about that collection of subnormal homosexuals. if the far right was only Distributists, Groypers and other explicit anti-enlightenment figures you'd have a point. It's bulked out by people who are merely "i like enlightenment but I hate niggers, gays, jews, browns, trannie, etc."
