How do you justify a "pest race" like goblins or rat people in your setting? Why wouldn't the dominant species make a concentrated effort to eradicate them if they were a problem?
>>97231126No they don't, that's their entire point.
>>97213989think of them like suburban Coyotesa nuisance, but also reproduce like crazy and not a big enough problem to make a concerted effort at extermination worthwhile.If goblins were actively malicious, jumping and stabbing people on the road, eating babies, raping women, etc, they would definitely be eradicatedbut if its just "ugh, I think goblins ate my neighbors cat" or "there was a goblin rooting around in my trash last night, chased it off with a broom" then it would just be whatever. The king cannot justify a goblin extermination fund at this time, you'll just have to cope.
>>97231515Omg, you can't say things like that. I sent missives to your employer and local lord, good luck getting a job now chuddy. You just got caught in 4k.
>>97216326Artist name?
>>97231931https://www.artstation.com/keziedra
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.PREVIOUS THREAD>>97206318
>>97232102Sounds like peasant railgun horseshit
>>97232118Peasant railgun is "the rules of physics only selectively applies" and doesn't work at all.Using a raggamuffin to control a ship really just depends on things like how far the pieces of one can be and how much force each piece can exert (considering the pieces can fly and can overpower even fairly strong people, I don't think that would be an issue).
>>97228494I've been running some Shadowdark Games lately. Like any OSR DM I've homebrewed some rules and cut out some others, but so far both of the groups I've run it with have been enjoying it.
>>97230126He's a retarded troll anon.
>>97231564They're lowkey sexy.
Everyone I know who watches Fatt Coville videos is a fucking terrible GM. I've never fully watched one and I am widely considered the best GM out of all 3 groups I'm part of. I am regularly requested to run campaigns. People borderline fall asleep in the games others run. There's also no tension because they know that these Coville acolytes will fudge rolls until all PCs survive the battle. If you're a good GM, it's an inmate talent you can hone over time. You're born that way. If you aren't, then no amount of shitty advice is going to make up for your lack of talent. It just is what it is. This idea that everyone should "try" DMing is retarded. The idea that anyone can be good at it? lolno. Its like some fat divorced on who suddenly decides he's gonna become a famous author. Fat chance. Most people fucking suck at GMing. Hell, most of them suck at playing, but at least in that case the game depends less on them.
>>97232246Everyone I know who takes advice from retards on the internet is also a retard, whoda thunk
Deck the boards with solos burningWhile the poles and leafsScream REE REE REETis the seasons to be follyAll AffO freaks go 'wege 'wege 'wegeOP dons his gay apparelLacerda, Knizia hand in handTroll /bgg/ threads we feel compelledFucking birds and FIRST, my (you)s sell wellWelcome to the Holiday Edition of the Board Games General!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>97232150Is not a
>>97228900They are overpriced, however, not as obscenely overpriced as people make them out to be.
>>97232198What is an actually overpriced game, for you?
I refuse to overpay for a game to get 'comforts' . Its getting ridiculous and chip theory and kickstarter games are now like the car industry where people are willing to pay double what something is worth for the prestige. I hate it. It already is fucking over wargame prices. Paper map and cardboard chits and their prices are spiking like crazy because the makers are starting to lean on the 'well we are kinda limited you know heehee' as if it isn't them just hedging by short printingSo no, I dont want to pay a ton of extra money for a stupid neoprene mousepad with circles for my little gnome men, I want games to be affordable and accessible again, not like every other industry
Men who make/roleplay female characters, why do you? Why do you think it bothers /tg/ so much?>inb4 I don't because I'm not a faggut, hurr durr
>>97228386>the dilemma of doing what she loves vs settling down to have childrenMy Warhammer Fantasy RP character has a very easy answer to this: her standards for a moral and caring husband are too high for the setting writ large. With no man to be tied down with and being too much of a idealistic firebrand to make compromise and settling much fun anyway, she had little other option than to support herself by using her Badlander outdoor survival skills to pass as a particularly lucky camp follower able to find food and water, then donating the scrounged surplus to the cult of Shallya to aid the women strong enough to take up the charge of caring for children.Then the campaign starts and more money comes in to be wisely allocated along the same priorities. The frugality of which leaves her with a surprising amount of spare coin to get better equipment for herself and the party, who then have a social obligation to remain to pay back their harsh taskmaster (she makes them use words before they murder people for profit).
>>97201035>>97201254>>97201817Sorry to hear about you being too stupid to play tabletop games. He not talking about the trannies who live in the void that is the inside of your head. He talking about people spending a few hours pretending to something they are not like a elf. One of the things a really hate about /pol/tard types is how they never learned to mind their own business. Some guy who is not in your group (not that you have one) playing a lady has zero effect on you so you have zero reason to care.
>>97203518>t. retard with zero value.
>>97220312So he nogames.
>>97139776When I was nine my sister was making fun of my for playing a "girl game" because I was playing Tomb Raider, since that day I've resorted to playing women just to spite her.
Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
>>97232084So theyre ok to cum inside? Good to know
>>97230588Isn't this one those subverting isekais were elves are actually bad and orcs are the good ones?
>>97232000>Her smile and optimism: Still intact.
>>97232189This is wayyyyy before the campaign.
Games where Intelligence is the best stat? Hard mode: not because of magic.
>>97217507Edge of the Empire.
>>97222974>If Charisma mattered then actors would be ruling the world.
>>97222974Plus>you're just born into itOnly if you come from third world shitholes and/or countries run by juntas (those usually overlap anyway)If your country doesn't allow you to start in a working class family and get your ass to upper middle class at the very least via the sheer "get educated, get well-paid work" in a span of a single generation, you are living in a shithole, period.
>>97230206The kings never left, they just tricked you into thinking it's okay.
>>97217507What are some games where you can emulate the Emperor of Mankind and singlehandedly uplift civilizations?
For discussion of D&D 3.0e, 3.5e and D20 OGL> Toolshttps://srd.dndtools.orghttps://dndtools.one/https://d20srd.orghttps://www.realmshelps.net/> Indices> 3.5https://archive.burne99.com/archive/4/http://web.archive.org/web/20080617022745/http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/index.php> 3.0http://web.archive.org/web/20060330114049/http://www.crystalkeep.com:80/d20/rules3.0.php> 3e/3.5 Book PDFsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231918>>97231927These are some cool powers, in particular Twist of Fate and Deep Breath, but losing SR fucking hurts. I'd probably drop that.
>>97231918Then you can add the class levels and more back thanks to the retraining rules. You can turn HD into actual character levels because the System treats them as the same thing.
>>97231922I'm aware.I stand by my statement.>>97231918>>97231927Those are actually pretty sick.
>>97231918>MM5This was the best one IMO, which is funny cause MM4 fucking sucked ass
>>97231918>MM5>>97231927Huh.I could swear that the Xorvintaal stuff was in some FR book.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97227528>>97228987>>97230656>Be Cummissar Analstasia Van Gina of the Schlick LXIXth, formerly Vanessa >I put the final touches on my outfit >Corset, high heels, open fur coat, fur hat, lots of piercings and jewelry, heavy make-up >I decided to change my appearance from my lush and stunning daemonette body to Vanessa’s barely adequate original form to avoid upsetting the Imperials, but I am now regretting it. Her pale coloration doesn’t go well with white fur and purple eyeliner, and I couldn’t find any bras that fit snug on her comparatively small chest so I eventually decided to let them hang free >It is time to head to the Blood Bowl arena, but most of my entourage is too intoxicated to drive, or in some cases too intoxicated to move >I guess that last round of wine was one too many, particularly when it is laced with intoxicants meant for daemons and Marines, not feeble mortals >It is honestly surprising that no one has died yet >Driving my own limo would send the wrong message, so I head to the lobby and grab the only lackey there who is still standing >She must be brand new since instead of moaning with pleasure at the very thought of serving me, she just looks really nervous >I make a mental note to break her in later, a Cummissar can’t allow her followers to be too nervous to enjoy themselves, that is rule #1 >For the first half of the drive to the Blood Bowl, I allow my remaining entourage members to pleasure me until they pass out from intoxication or exhaustion >I spend the second half of the trip watching the driver who seems only a hair width from having a panic attack or a heart attack the entire time Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231432>Perhaps this is a sign that I should take on this woman as my primary lover, she is sort of cute in a frazzled sort of way >I try consulting Vanessa’s memories, but remembering her earliest hours in Dixie’s service only creates intense fear and panic within the lingering traces of Vanessa's psyche that I share my mind with, so eventually I coax her back to sleep with mental waves of pleasure >When we reach the Blood Bowl arena, I invite the driver up to my private booth so we can get to know each other better, which just seems to make her more nervous >I am not sure what she is so afraid of, it is not like we are in the middle of a raging battle like Dixie and Vanessa were when they first met >I am not too concerned though, I have a few tricks that can put anyone at ease
>>97230667>>97231432>>97230644>>97226585>>97228987>be da red mek >dragging da "gift" back through da space hulk as da bloodbowl game begins >da boss said to set em up ONLY once da khorne gits are krumpt >or our runtz>point iz he wants da crabby spikey boys ta be on da field when we "gift" it to all da humies >feel ma brain itchy again>not da usual itchin tho"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.">wots all dat mean >look to da "gift"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97226585>>97230644>Be Seer Delwyn>I hate my life, I really do>This accursed frozen ball of rock full of other races will truly be the death of me>That woman we brought back last year wasn't even a good sport about it, last I heard she ran off somewhere>And now we're back here again>I think it bears repeating - again!>This time we're here, officially, as part of the Blood Bowl team>Unofficially, it's just a cover to sneak us in as the espionage team to try again at unpicking this planet's annual wackiness>Still, we have to play this bizarre tradition to keep up the cover story>Clearly, that we're being chosen as the local experts means the higher-ups trust us with the operation>I say their confidence is well-placed and we're not just disposable idiots, as some people whisper.>We've gotten a few roles assigned to us for the mission>Unfortunately, I didn't get to pick theseComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232196>Suddenly some little figure hands me something and vanishes into the crowd>I think I saw a flash of green clothing?>Strange fellow, no doubt>Now, what's this?>Looks to be a wrapped package, whatever could it be?>Check the tag>To me, from "Santa", huh?>I don't remember fully who that is, some kind of Imperial Candlemas tradition I think?>Clearly a pseudonym, it seems I might have an admirer>Of course I do, I'm the best there is>Odd, there seems to be a few mysterious stains on the tag and paper and the wrapping has some symbols that seem.....vaguely familiar>I think I'll open this one later, I'm sure they sent me something good>Now, about that wine.....
Any problems you have with Warhammer 40k/Games Workshop over the past few years, anon? Do you see it getting better or worse?
>>97228308Who?
>>97222984oh looks this exciting and fresh topic for discussion again
>>97229891I haven't played since 8th.
>>97228630Nothing but the truth.
>>97228681Thanks, anon.
How do you run an all dwarf campaign
Real thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
>>97223015Bostonion
>>97229810Least bald Italian
>>97154762IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME
How do you accurately roleplay as a dwarf who has lived his entire life underground and never seen a sunrise, rain, birds, the sky, or day and night cycles before? Like how would that affect you mentally? You might have heard travelers tell stories about the surface but how much of a fish out of water would you be encountering those things for the first time?
Another Infernals edition edition>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231860>spidersIf its plural then it's a battlegroup and there is no action economy
>>97231935I meant spiders as a whole, each has a not!charm that breaks the action economy.
Is it possible for a Solar to know all exellencies at chargen?
>>97232172no
>>97232187sounds like a copout
Previously on /slop/: >>97217403 ▶ Thread Task:. Christmas and Cryptids Edition. Krampus, mimics disguised as presents, Egg Nog Elementals, and all things fierce and festive!▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231367It's good theme anon
>>97229153If you don't mind, I could try genning her & your zath cursed girl together. What's her name?>>97228827I'm wanting either a nice sword & sorcery princess name or maybe just go with something like Tiffany which is an ancient name that sounds modern
>>97231944BTW, anyone know the name of this type of top?
>>97231937It's enough to drive a girl batty
This thread is all about solo games and campaigns. Midnight reading edition.>old thread >>96761554Resources: https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/Thread Questions: How do you try to surprise yourself in solo games?
>>97062042To however manages rentry link from OP, if you click literally anywhere it opens random porn add page. My PC browser blocks it, but an older devices without much extension doesn't.
>>97228960What? No it doesn't. Anon, you might have some investigation to do on your machine...
>>97228983No worries, I already found his office building in Florida
>>97228960Yeah I just checked it out on my phone, it opened "weedmaps". Well what is another host I could use?
I'll try remaking the rentry tonight on carrd. I'll share the URL when I finish it. It'll be posted at the top of the rentry page, too.
oh, yet ANOTHER JTRPG has been translated! and this one is Wuxia theme'd. This also happens to be by Group SNE (Sword World, Embryo Machine, Goblin Slayer). So yeah, was translated by the Sword World fan-translators.where to grab:G-Drive /drive/folders/1icyF6HmVOdeG1Z5EiFAciAHupxMrcrHG?usp=sharing
>>97210611well, aside from the only other materials released fer it was a supplement that adds additional stuff to it, but the translator is missing the Scenario Collection and Replays.
>>97198415sometimes, it's nice for a change of pace.
>>97190751fucking awesome, will read after work tomorrow
>>97221594Hope ye like it.
>>97201954hopefully it's different from most other Wuxia stuff ye came across earlier.
