How has a wife/girlfriend joining the group affected your games?
Women just longhouse the group into avoiding adventure and doing retarded "comfy" rp
>>97234561There's a difference between liking pink things and doing what the OP pic is doing.
>>97223311There characters kept having sex and the wives didn't want to play the game much beyond that
>>97235337Well, there's nothing women hate so much as their husbands being happy, so it tracks they aren't going to want to be in that environment.
>>97234669>when you sternly tell them to stop being such a fuckwit at the game table because they wanted to eat/rape an elf babyImagine being a faggot and trying to stop this.
Previous thread: >>97111514GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.If you're wondering where to start:- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.Thread question: How often do you use an official GURPS setting? Which are your favorites?
>>97237457Slip and fall from standing to the ground. Treating it as a fall from half his height, that’s about 4 yps, doing 1d-1 (potentially up to 2d with lots of HP).Paint can to the face. As far as I can tell, a pendulum with a six foot arm dropping a weight in standard gravity will be moving about 8 yps at the bottom of its swing. The paint cans seem to be 1 gallon capacity and part full, so maybe 4 lbs. (6 HP). That’s just barely enough to reach 1d-1. Then he falls, but breaks his fall on Marv, so probably only takes another 1d-2. Still, a typical human would be on his second death check around this point.Another dramatic trip and fall, 1d-1 again.Gets hit in the chest by Marv with a crowbar. As Marv was only trying to kill a tarantula, this probably wasn’t a full strength blow, but may well have done a bit more damage.Pendulum swing from around 10’, maybe 9 yps, another 1d-1. Fall from a couple of yards, another 1d-1. Might be on his third death check at this point.The ‘shovel killer’ hits him on the back of the skull with a snow-shovel. I’d treat this as an ultra-light (Martial Arts, p. 234) version of the shovel (Horror, p. 51), for swing+3(0.5) crushing. The ‘shovel killer’ is old, but seems in good health and is fairly tall, so maybe ST 10, for a total of 1d+3. With effective DR 4 from the skull and the wounding modifier, that’s about 10 HP on an average hit. Probably into the fourth death check, but he survives. Marv (Daniel Stern)BB gun to the face (1 HP) or skull (0 HP).Fall and slide down icy steps. Action 5 says to treat this as a fall with a distance equal to that to the next landing (presumably measured vertically). Marv is much bigger than Harry (6’4”) so probably has 11-12 HP at least. Looks like the steps are about half a storey (5’) so this will be about 6 yards per second. That’s 1d for a normal human-scale character, maybe 2d if he has ridiculous HP.
>>97237468Crowbar falls on his head. Assuming a 2 lbs. pry-bar (5 HP), it seems to fall from maybe 5-6’, so 5-6 yps, doing a measly 1d-3 or 1d-2. With skull DR, this is weirdly survivable in GURPS, doing at most 8 HP and more likely 0.Iron drops on his head. This should have similar HP to the crowbar, but seems to fall further, maybe 10’. Still only 1d-2, but this time to the face, inflicting 0-4 HP. Seems to also do 1 point burning follow-up. Again, this would be potentially fatal in real life, but is easily survivable even by a ‘realistic’ normal human in GURPS.Steps on a nail after losing his footwear. Treating this as a caltrop, thrust-2 impaling based on his ST (so maybe 1d-3), maximum 2 injury. Probably another 1 HP lost.Falls from maybe 6-8 stairs up (4-5’) taking another 1d or so crushing, seems to be to the torso.Steps on broken glass with bare feet. This is basically just a cutting caltrop with another -1 damage. Seems fairly superficial, so maybe another 1 HP. Around this point, a ‘realistic’ human would be below 0 HP.Slip and fall from standing to the ground. Treating it as a fall from half his height, that’s about 5 yps, doing 1d (potentially up to 2d with lots of HP).Paint can to the face for 1d-1. The impact knocks him over, so he has another fall for 1d or so, then Marv falls on top of him for another 1d-2. At this point a normal person would start making death checks.Pendulum swing from around 10’, maybe 9 yps, another 1d.Fall from a couple of yards, another 1d-1.The ‘shovel killer’ hits him on the back of the skull with a snow-shovel for 0-20 HP. This could mean a couple more death checks, but if so, he makes them.
>>97237472So long as they have decent HT, the level of injury they sustain is survivable by 'normal' humans with no special traits. Remaining conscious and active throughout the experience is going to be much more difficult, suggesting that both the burglars have high levels of Hard to Subdue. Harry may need a total HT + HTS of 18 or better to keep going after the paint can. Marv could probably manage with 1 level less.
If we're doing Christmas movies, is there a good way to handle characters who can spawn more of their kind really quickly, like the Mogwai/Gremlins?How about characters which permanently shift to another template, potentially one with a different point total?
How about John McClane? IIRC he only gets shot once (in Die Hard, at least), with his own handgun (a Beretta 92, presumably loaded with standard power 9mm FMJ or JHP, more likely the former given the era). It's a Hollywood 'only got hit in the shoulder, no problem' flesh-wound, so probably using cinematic combat rules to just get rid of damage, but what if you had to get similar levels of toughness without cinematic rules? He takes dozens of blunt impacts, but only a couple of them seem like absolutely brutal ones (Karl kicking him through a thick piece of wood, swinging into the side of the building). Explosions are cinematic fireballs, but mostly seem far enough away that I wouldn't expect fatal injuries from the blasts. Even shooting the movie gave Bruce Willis permanent hearing damage, so I expect that the 'real' McClane would need some seriously tough eardrums to hear anything at all by the end of the film.
Christmas edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97225164 >Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
This Christmas, the trains WILL run on timeStill need to figure out a base
>>97237464Man that looks so ass. Not because of your paintjob that's fine but you basically painted up a pig.
>>97237474Idk I didn't love the new chorfs but this strikes me as one of the better models
>>97237474Fuck off rajesh
>>97237474Show me your models
I would like to talk about the Chronicles of Darkness game line Deviant: The Renegades, or more specifically, one major upcoming supplement. Deviant was released in late 2021, and has had three additional sourcebooks since then. A new supplement, Black Vans, has been in playtesting for a while, and is currently being previewed.I am not being paid or sponsored to promote this book in any way. I am just very fascinated by it, and indeed, I already ran a mini-campaign using the playtest material.Deviant is, by default, a game about playing angsty, scarred superheroes who either fight world-manipulating conspiracies or work for them. Black Vans is a toolkit full of variant rules, quick NPC creation, variant character types, and variant genres. These variants range from the minor to the dramatic, completely overhauling what were once non-negotiable, foundational themes and mechanics. Maybe your character is not angsty or scarred at all, perhaps they are a """""regular human""""" like John Wick or Batman, or the campaign might have nothing to do with world-manipulating conspiracies.These variant genres include cyberpunk, high fantasy, post-apocalypse, space opera, and superhero emergence.This is a beefy supplement. For example, one chapter alone dedicates 38,000+ words to playing other monsters of the Chronicles of Darkness: Beasts, changelings, demons, Sin-Eaters, hunters (entirely separate from the variant rules for """natural""" superpowers), mages, mummies, Prometheans, vampires, and werewolves. No additional supplements beyond Deviant are necessary; the rules are self-contained, allowing the group to play a monster mash of an urban fantasy setting without needing a daunting 7+ books. And yes, they are supposed to be balanced against one another, so a vampire in the same group as a full-fledged mage is probably some older Kindred.(Continued.)
>>97235231Sounds dumb. This isn't DND.
>>97235283If you pick the biggest conspiracy possible, all the characters are horrible, fucked-up Evangelion monsters constantly on the verge of collapsing into piles of radioactive gore and melting the entire planet into nanomachines and are only held together by love and hatred. It's Devilman, not D&D. The game doesn't actually want you to go bigger than SHOCKER.
>>97235301The game does, actually, want you to play at Standing/Threat Level 7 to 10 at some point, at least in theory. That is why the core rulebook has two Standing 7 conspiracies, Onachus and the Vigilance Society, and has rules for Standing 8 through 10.The upcoming Deep Dive supplement is supposed to detail ten conspiracies from Standing 1 to 2, ten from Standing 3 to 5, ten from Standing 6 to 8, and another ten from Standing 9 to 10. Many of them have already been previewed, mostly in full. Have a look at the blurbs for the Old Boys Club, the Stargazers, and the Symposium here, for example: >>97217974Black Vans specifically offers the possibility of starting at a Threat Level higher than 6. As far as Scar management goes, you can either:• Just deal with it.• Do the cheesy thing of picking the least inconvenient Scars.• Use one of the Black Vans alternate supernatural types, who do not have to deal with Scars.• Use one of the Black Vans variants that tremendously reduces Scars. The high fantasy and superhero emergence genres both greatly dial down Scars, for example, and there are suggestions for mixing and matching genres with bits and pieces.
Quick question:Can deviants be made by other splats? I read somewhere that you could.
>>97237624Yep. Basically anything can make a Deviant.
What are some things that retired adventurers in double-digit levels could get up to in a city?I have an idea for a faction for the next chapter of my campaign being built around five such figures who hold different forms of formal or informal power in the same city, and are still on friendly terms with each other. Each of the five has a successful business operation or other field of influence which may or may not be related to their class abilities, and they can call upon each other for assistance if they run into problems of any kind.
Most adventurers either die on the job or become vagabonds once they cannot do the job anymore.
>>97237394Most. I want these five to feel like the competent exception, good enough to retire comfortably while still being "in the game" to the point where they get most of the reward with little of the risk.
>>97237367What game?Assuming 5e double digits is high enough to solo mid level devils and demons, so you're probably on retainer with a mercenary company defending the city or its more powerful institutions, leading your own prominent temple, enjoying high placement as a city official or as celebrity researchers/alchemistsReally this is easily solved by writing the characters first, then assigning them an organization after
oh, yet ANOTHER JTRPG has been translated! and this one is Wuxia theme'd. This also happens to be by Group SNE (Sword World, Embryo Machine, Goblin Slayer). So yeah, was translated by the Sword World fan-translators.where to grab:G-Drive /drive/folders/1icyF6HmVOdeG1Z5EiFAciAHupxMrcrHG?usp=sharing
>>97198415sometimes, it's nice for a change of pace.
>>97190751fucking awesome, will read after work tomorrow
>>97221594Hope ye like it.
>>97201954hopefully it's different from most other Wuxia stuff ye came across earlier.
>>97198382must be from the west coat.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237430>and noticing how horribly twisted up the ki in them is.They’re probably thinking the same thing about you.
>>97237393>Wut? There are Kangaroo furries?Yes, yes there are Kangaroo furries. Hell, there's been a couple movies where Kangaroo furries were main characters.
>>97237574Potentially. Though in this instance. There is something legitimately strange with the cultivators ki. wont go into details because of potential spoilers but its related to a practice done back where he was from.
>>97237657Sounds interesting.
>>97237664Thanks. It's going to be of interest to jumper for a bit. And a bit concerning. He's going to spend a bit trying to mitigate the issue and researching a solution to it
>Dragons that exist on a level above Kings and are paid tribute but otherwise largely don't interfere with the affairs of mortals Vs>Dragons establish their own empires with their own bureaucracies, integrating half-dragons, dragonborn, humans, kobolds, and other racesWhich do you prefer? Or is there one that fits a particular type of dragon more than the others?
>do you like red car or blue car or a different car entirely
>>97237640>Dragons are a dangerous animal: their only interactions with civilized societies are violent
fuck red edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237511you mean like exhaust you dumb bastard
>>97237543two wrongs don't make a right
>>97234682Hidden effect: When this enters the battlefield, exile all Asura, then put a suicide watch counter on all Indian creatures.
>>97235132Damn, is this the most BTFO post on all of /tg/?All this just to gunt guard NEOvagina, lmao>>97235704Slopster Slopper designs are so fucking terrible lmao, no wonder Crapcom has to beg other companies to advertise their yearly rehash.
>>97237511Just remember which ones are monstrous, bro
>>97230214With a good haircut for starters.
>>97230970If we wanted to use it for something else, we'd have to come up with a new genre for it.We have to have hyperspecific pigeonholes to confuse the concept of genre and argue endlessly over what is TRUE SCI-FI or if it's actually just laserpunk space dark fantasy fictionpunk science.
>>97230214Dieselpunk seems to be stuck in the alternate history territory and that makes it stupidly limited. There is no reason that we couldn't have a dieselpunk setting set in a completely fictional world. The way I see it the most important aspect is a highly industrialized and militarized 1984-style dictatorship and that could exist in any setting.
>>97230970Mutant Chronicles?
>>97230970>>97234145That is partially due to dieselpunk advancing straight into 50's style atompunk. You pretty much need to stop the atomic age from starting while still allowing the Allies to win.
Christmas edition▶What is Kingdom Death?Kingdom Death is a tabletop miniature brand stared by Adam Poots and operated by himself and his Team that later spun off into a miniature based bored game funded by two very successful Kickstarter campaigns.▶What is Kingdom Death: Monster?Monster is a Nightmare Horror cooperative boss battler/miniature hobby game for 1-4 players about hope in a strange world of bizarre monstrosities and perpetually darkness. Players take on the role of survivors that band together to form a settlement, fighting monsters, crafting weapons and gear, and developing their civilization to ensure survival from generation to generation.Prologue Narration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLc8dHv0AcThe Game is broken up into 3 phases:1. During your Hunt Phase your band of survivors traverse the world of KD in pursuit of their quarry.2. After successfully tracking your quarry you will begin the Showdown Phase, where you must fell these horrific creatures in order to acquire precious resources.3. After the battle, your survivors wander home with loot in hand to begin the Settlement Phase. Arm yourself by developing new weapons and bizarre structures to prepare for next year's hunt.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97233318>>97233454Seems like Poots walked those rulings back, then. Probably for the better, SotF with those rulings was absolutely ridiculous.
>>97233706Pic related, Poots' ruling on the topic back in 2019. It does seem like he changed his tune on a lot of the SotF reroll rulings, probably for the better, but yes he literally used exactly that example back then.
Merry Atnas Day to all anons. May you all receive a jolly lump of Atnas and have minimal offspring disappearances.
>try and name a survivor somthing serious, especially with a surname>Obliterated instantly on any hunt or showdown due to bad luck>other players name survivors shit like Loaf, Schnappi, Bagel, ect>Shining Davior of the phoenix who has reached God like levels of permanent stats and a robust bloodline of weapon mastersEdgy is out. Retarded is in.
>>97231483Old Master art is pretty amazing.
Go To Church Edition>RPG Rulebookshttps://rentry.org/40kRPGLinks>Homebrew Collection (Feb 2025)https://rentry.org/40RPGHB>WANG/Imperium Maledictum Newshttps://cubicle7games.com/blog/warhammer-40k>Bestiary, armoury, weapon quality and NPC databasehttp://www.40krpgtools.com/>Dark Heresy 2e Character Creator:https://apps.ajott.io/dh2chargen/>General 40kRPG Encyclopediahttps://www.scholaprogenium.com/>Offline Combined Armory (v6.48.161023)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236523>>The guardsman is not taught to clean and service his lasgunYes. He cannot respect the machine spirit.>>Space marines do not spend hours of downtime meticulously cleaning their arms and armorNo, that's for serfs and admech attaches.>>Whenever an Imperial uses something in combat they throw it in a giant bin for shipping back to the local forge world so servitors can polish everythingIf needed, they likely would. It would be quintessential wasteful grimdark and a prime example of the theme of humanity's self-sabotage and wastefulness. There are fewer themes that resonate in real 40k.
>>97236622Incorrect. Even the Imperium doesn't go that far. The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer contains instructions for Guardsmen on anointing and field-stripping their lasguns. Astartes are expected to know how to maintain their own gear at least on a basic level, since Chapter serfs, techpriests, and techmarines are not always on hand to assist. Repair cement is part of every marine's standard kit.
>>97236678Don't feed the troll, man. He's being retarded on purpose. Nobody actually believes the shit he's spouting.
>>97236690Hes probably the memberhammer guy
Has anyone had any memorable ship combats in games? Give us the play by play, who were you, who was the enemy, what were you both there for, and how did it go?I had one where I was hired by the navy to recon a suspected ork system. I was in a Firestorm, the initial opposition was a pair of roks (formerly the planet's moon). I played wild weasel with them for a while, chipping them down a bit, when something (possibly a warp drive implosion, definitely a random table result) spat a pair of traitor ships out of the aether. One was a Hellbringer, I believe, and the other was likely an Iconoclast.The traitor ships emerged north of the roks, which was rather unfortunate for me as I was east of them at the time, recovering from a pass at them. Being in their broadside arcs, I had my enginseer hit the jets and managed to loop around to their aft, where I sank a lance shot into the Hellbringer's engines and rolled well enough to cripple its maneuverability. The roks, sporadically and chaotically, as is their wont, began to converge on the damaged cruiser, and I moved wide to pick off the now lonesome escort (which had unwisely tried to chase me down.)Given that my Firestorm was equipped with a rather powerful archaeotech lance, and the escort had already taken chip damage from 'Eavy Gunz, I slagged the hull in a single pass and set to towing it away for the bounty of adamantium, leaving the cruiser and orks to duke it out behind me.
Moloch's Fun Park Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
So why did God choose Argos specifically?
>>97236789>gets upset at piracySorry, faggot, reddit is the other way.
>>97236853Argos has historically been a word defined and used by the Church to mean laziness, slow, and idleness in duties you should perform for God (worship, charity, etc). So the City of Argos can be translated as "(Performing) No Good for God" in Christian context. Maybe it succumb to Sloth worship in some manner and was wiped out for it? They must've posed a unique threat for God to have taken action personally, something potentially that violated his plan.
>>97190110>Finally got my pre order from the summer from onlygames that were meant to arrive in september>it's missing literally half my minis and another one has a missing part that didnt even snap off, they just shipped a mini without a featureGenuinely quite dissapointed, it's been a shitshow from start to finish and now it will drag out even furtherMerry christmas i guess
>>97237344Should be able to get replacements if you email
do you use character portraits in your game?how do you get them? do you use any websites\generators? do you use AI? how do you prompt it?
>>97236273so this where all the 3d porn games get their models
>>97230620I draw them. This is Menhor, he is a wizard.
>>97236366nta, but generally consistency and lacking the ai made quirks like the piss filter or warped backgrounds.
>>97230620nowadays for JUST a portrait I would probably go AI honestly. Either the NPC is a bit of a throwaway in which case why bother searching for one that might be hard to find with the right tone that I want but can be easily put into a prompt, or because it's an NPC that I want to control some of the finer details of and don't want to settle for 'close enough'
>>97236688Not merely a manhore, but a menhore. Oh my.I like him though.
>the writers are from a game company that doesn’t exist, and their listed “ENNIE award winning critically acclaimed” works are either literal vaporware or slop that only 5 people have played>the publisher and other people and companies are literal whos with no history to prove their ability>entirely riding on the coattails of Shadowdark with absolutely no support from Arcane Library>they present all of their stuff as if it’s like been given some kind of good will from Kelly or something, they even made a stupid class whose art is literally just Kelly drawn and they’re pasting it everywhere as if it’s some cool co-production with Kelly and Arcane LibraryA loooot of kickstarter backers are going to be very disappointed when this project still isn’t finished/delivered by 2028 and the “authors” have disappeared.
>>97237335>OMG IS THAT JAPOOONEEEESEE OWARI DAAAAAAA
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