When did Magic players get so delusional? The performative outrage about UB has got to be some of the most faggy outrage ive seen in this game. If you bought/played with any secret lair cards or LotR cards then you have no room to complain about the current trajectory, this is your fault. If you are anti UB because they dont "fit" Mtgs setting, but purchased/played Neon Dynasty, Thunder Junction, Duskmourn, Aetherdrift, or Edge then you have no media literacy because they are all basicly UB sets without an IP attached. Stop posting like UB is the death of magic, I remember when we thought Mythic rarity was going to be the end and now look at this bullshit. Its going to keep going on until people are done playing the game and move to something else, and theres not a single TCG right now that could take its place. >inbf I proxy so I winYou are a faggot in denial, if you play the game in anyway, you are coupable in this. Thank you for reading my TedTalk.
>>97388849FPBP, OP seethed so hard he replied to this twice lmao!
>lgs has modern and st*nd*rd>only 4 people play either of them on a busy night>the rest is all commanderEven paypigs stand to gain nothing from this shit game.
>>97388673UB sucketh
>>97388673
>>97388673to be fair, even without UB, I think the bigger problem is having fucking 7 legal sets coming out every year, there's no time to appreciate any of them we're always 1 month away from spoiler season, it's insane
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>I brought up Epicureanism before because I think its key concepts are strangely poignant in today's society where life is really a stress test of everything and people basically live life on high anxiety. Lucretius' On the Nature of Things and the Epicurus compilation called the Art of Happiness are typical starting points.Epicureanism is FLAWED because it promotes STAGNATION. What if I find peace THROUGH pain and fear? What if I CONSTRUE moderation and tranquility as FAILURES of self-EXPRESSION? Because it sure FUCKING seems to be that EPICUREANISM sounds a whole LOT like it's a PRO-GOHAN stance.
>All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came. You see, darkness is the heart's true essence.BASED Xehanort the NIETZSCHEAN SCHOLAR
>I don't trust elfsElves are the based white ethnats of fantasy. Humans are the cringe mystery meat (at best civnats) of fantasy. Wake up.
>>97392765>Dark>Darker yet Darker>Photon readings negativehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ClTcvhFjO9I
>>97393254>>97393473BASED
mondays editionInfinity is a 28mm tabletop skirmish game produced by Corvus Belli, and includes the related games Aristeia, Defiance, TAG Raid, REM Racers, and Acheron's Fall. Corvus Belli also produces the fantasy games Warcrow and Warcrow Adventures.>Latest official update:January preorders>Rules and missions:https://infinitythewiki.com/index.phphttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/resourceshttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/games/infinity/its>Beginner FAQs and guides:https://pastebin.com/x06JG55Uhttps://pastebin.com/xtQzRcq5 https://pastebin.com/xUBR7QFU Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97390620Nah, CB should sue
Was thinking of picking up the starter set and jumping in.Will I survive?Anything I should know in this year of our lord 2026?
>>97392100start out slow from 60 points (usually one main armored dude and 2 normalfags) with some one then slowly build up rulesthink of it as a tutorial and the starter comes with a lot
Do two-player starters still have those tutorial campaigns?
>>97392830I hate these mosquito-looking mfs. They are so ugly
Radical Wraiths edition>Previous>>97367924>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldershttps://pastebin.com/9i9zhydQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97392399Why? Is the school shooter goth vibe that strong?
>>97392555Hey, I take offense to that.My Euthanatos goth girl PC hasn't shot a scho-no, wait she actually did a couple times.Sorry, carry on.
>Average Lasombra player
>>97391037I'll have to give it some thought honestly. I don't think he'd want that in-character, but OOC the precedent (in oWoD at least) could make for a very dark end to the character. I could see the Abbey rituallistically carving this Werewolf apart piece by piece while she's alive, taking back her power to avenge their slain members. I know that on death, Uratha turn back into human form and all their werewolf-remains vanish. But I wonder if she was still alive and kept prisoner, could her claws and fangs be used? Her pelt still worn as cladding etc? Pic related would make for a very novel weapon for the Abbey to harvest (if they can just keep the damn werewolf contained). I can picture this ritualised event where the Abbey treat Duncan as a proxy for his father, splashing him with werewolf blood and layering the pelt on him as an honorific. I'll have to give it some thought, I don't want this idea to just come out of nowhere. If I do decide to go with the accidental Werewolf (Skindancers need 5 pelts or something but whatever), it'd need foreshadowing and buildup, not just a random bad-end.
Assamite girls give that soul-sucking succ
Tell me /tg/ what makes a good tabletop wargame?
>I've lost the Greggs!>I want a happy meal, a happy meal prepared by Ronald McDonald himself!
>>97386517>DR. PAVEL? I'M WERDER, BREMEN
>>97388043>Err you don't get to bring Hessians?
>>97388269>If I remove that beer, will you die?>It will be extremely painful!>You're a big Bavarian!>...For you.
>>97393615>Nobody cared who I was till I ate the sauerkraut
Smuggie edition>Previous Heresy>>97369180 >HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97393611>I'm going out on a limb to say that it's just the paintjob, the sculptors tend to have more of an idea of what they're doing historically.
>nustodes stole SOS spiked topknotscannibalistic merge confirmed, SOS never ever
>>97393611>I thought I would be angrier than I am, which kind of bugs me.I mean, just plain disappointment works too, it's tacked on enough that you can largely ignore it. What bothers me more is Custodes potentially turning into Stormcast, just without that nonsensical crossbow.
>one autistic incel slowly realizing that the hobby is moving on without him, and even the people he'd call his "peers" aren't nearly as bothered by this as he is, alienating him further Take a walk, it doesn't have to be like this.
>>97393524The Mars one was nothing too inspired in general but I quite liked the Mechanicum actually getting to kill something for once, and the von neumann planetoid that the Custodes boarded was a neat idea.
What kind of tampons do you think they have in the Golden Throne palace complex on Terra in Warhammer 40k?
>>97390460>Masculinity has nothing to do with sex or reproductionNTA, but siring many sons is absolutely an important aspect of masculinity in a holistic sense. A man without sons is lacking something.
>>97390827>yes, the Imperium is bad but it's better than all of the alternativesThen it is good.
>>97391295>they want their hobby in their hobbyunderrated
>>97392865>They're supposed to be the pinnacle of humanity (in both warfare, but also in intellect and other abilitiesAre any of those 'other abilities' carrying embryos, lactating or looking cute?
>>97392896>being described asVirtue is entirely decoupled from the opinion of subhumans.
Why is there so much whinging about 'No Games' on this board? I understand that those who come here solely with the intention of discussing tropes and the like can be frustrating to deal with, but there seem to be some folks here who make it their mission to drop bursts of negativity in threads they should've known would enrage them. And even in these threads that hold more general discussion, I don't see how nearly all of them are not at least tangentially related to traditional gaming.
>>97393379anon, you are right here with us, calling everyone droning insects.
>>97393389Exactly.>>97393390>everyoneWhere is it said? And you guys always lapse into thinking you're just dealing with one poster. Luckily it's not just us here.
>>97393396i replied to this post; >>97393138 and you replied in turn, its not a lapse to assume im speaking to the same person still.
>>97393408Sounds reasonable.
>>97393285Hey bumpfag>the quality of a thread is the posts in it1) this is /tg/. A good thread about origami doesnt belong here2) you deny yourself having any obligation to post good threads2) we have no obligation to make good posts. We arent obligated to unfuck a board full of shit threads3) your definition of good is actually just "entertaining from your perspective". We have no obligation to entertain you. We are also users, noone pays us to be here and we have no obligation to create a board that is personally accomodating to you. You want to shout over everyone elsr and abuse the permissability of the board's posting rules for your own benefit. When you disrespect the space you disrespect all the people in it. Since you've disrespected us, we disrespect you in your threads
I know GW shills are gonna be mad after reading this, but... when did you realize that busy, overdesigned models are NOT fun to paint and that miniature design peaked 20 years ago?
>>97393423>people are gonna be mad at me because i'm old, i'm lazy, i'm unskilled, and my eyesight is fadingHarsh shit man, wishing you the best of luck with all that.
It's hard to say it's an exclusively GW thing when most 3d modellers put even more detail than GW on their models. There's definitely demand for it.
>>97393423some models are bit much these days.but a lot of them are just really good and much better than anything they could do before. the new CSM legionaries are much better than the old ones. GSC Neophytes look better than any plastic kit they had back in the day.
it only bothers me when it's the basic footsloggersalso designs 20 years ago were busy as fuck too as much as fakegrogs like to pretend otherwise
Painting the rogal dorn tank was no fun for me because of all the details, also meant there was no room for decals. Felt very restrictive.
How can card shops survive the rise of armed thefts?
>>97381471This is what happens when you fail to stop scalpers and let them exclude normal people from getting cards.
>>97381923>rest of the worldyou do know you yankoids arent paying for that stuff any longer right?
Legit people who rob stores at gunpoint should get a death penalty instantly.
>>97384943Thieves aren't human, nobody's gonna cry for them.
>>97384934What rich, exciting lives? The great majority of city people live the same drudgery on repeat 24/7, only the wealthy get to have fun in cities.
Pig Orcs Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Are orcs just misunderstood and oppressed? Not in canon D&D lore. Or at least for most of the existence of D&D.
>>97393560>TQI feel like that'll depend on the setting as opposed to DnD as a whole, but I haven't seen any Orc sympathy yet.The misunderstood scary people would be Tieflings and Half-Orcs.
The original Dark Erufu EditionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, game stories art and any else that's elfy is all appreciated.Thread question: Do you prefer your elves as fallen empire from the past or as dominant and hegemonic entity in your world? previous thread: >>97318413
>>97393099aeldari do not rape, that would feed slaneshthey'll instead shove a soul stone into a deldar, eithe rthey die or they better themselvesit's like 99/1 chance, I think and it is very painful>at least for adults>which makes me wonder why babies and kids don't suffer
>>97393447>that would feed slaneshThey are doing all manners of shit that feeds Slaanesh. The entire purpose of Dark Eldar society is to allow them to party on, as they did on the height of their empire. They enjoy what they are doing.And inflicting pain allows them to divert that attention away from them.
>>97393505imagine telling an aeldari that their dark cousins are actually way closer to their ancestors and actually it was all their fault a chaos god was born in the first place so the aeldar are wrong and the drukhari are right
Marazhai dies in every alternate reality Wow Owlcat, really subtle way to tell me to kill him
>>97393618They know. I'm pretty sure they know.They are certainly not blind to their own history. And some phoenix lords still remember stuff from back then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekU3T9M3E9IFrenopolis is a gamified tetragrammaton clothed in the memetic zeitgeist.This thread is for discussion and development logging.It's easiest to learn with YGO/MTG experience.It's not for sale, but you can request a free physical 2-player 90 card set by following the instructions in the description of this video:https://youtu.be/oPoBUoagO_k(No payment or identifying info required)Playmats have arrived and will be sent out with the playtesting kits. Anyone who already received a set with the shipping label name "Current Resident" should be receiving one by 1/10/26. If your shipping label was not sent to "Current Resident", email or DM me on telegram so I can send you one. Tabletop Simulator Demo Implementation:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97377056the basic types will still exist:Entities, Memes, Structures (like mtg creatures, sorceries, artifacts etc)The typing done in both pokemon and magic is very loosely defined, for example a card being blue (mtg) or green (pokemon) is only a very loose indication of what its interaction scope might be in-game, mtg especially is filled with exceptions, and pokemon doesn't even try (their typing is arbitrary, like YGO).In frenopolis, the color-typing is defined in terms of the board itself. so if you know a card's color, you will know exactly its interaction scope. the only change here is I don't want to limit myself to "technology" themed or loosely related images for the blue color (for example). The blue color will be any image/meme that looks like it has an effect that operates in/between the Earth and Air elements, which correspond to zones (Archive, Void), and types (Structures, Memes, Narrative).see this image:>>97282597for example, all i'm experimenting with is removing the term "alchemy" from orange. Now it will just be "Orange". everything else stays the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0sUjE_CCZg
>>97385256thematically, this card probably would have been a purple (now silver) card (water and air elements), but functionally it strikes me as a yellow card (water and earth elements), as it's manifesting something material from "being". It also could have been a blue (formerly technology) card (air and earth elements), by projecting a structure from the void.
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>>97282550Shoot to kill
Previously on /slop/: >>97361059▶ Thread Task:. Fantasy, modern or sci-fi sports. Go, Sportsball!▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I wanted to do Speedball but ran out of Gemini gens before I could refine it. Maybe I should just shell out those 5$ per month...Also, he overwrote the watermark with the vcr text. Interesting.
>>97393048>Maybe I should just shell out those 5$ per month...Naaah
>>97393048>Maybe I should just shell out those 5$ per month...I would consider if it didn't rape the shit out of image quality with every new iteration
>>97393529>Even paid online AI image generators are shit.This doesn't bode well for the future of /slop/ thread.
>>97393628It's inevitable because the power requirements for genning are so insane, we'll need functioning nuclear fusion soon just so people can generate funny pictures
Would people be able to tell your character is a "tough guy" just from first glance?
Yes.
>>97389925Depends on the DM. Some DMs have NPCs act appropiately to your characters appearance, (fear, negotiation, falling back and getting re-inforcements, surrender, hiding and avoidance, etc) while some DMs take the Fallout route, having two unarmoured 1st level mooks armed with sticks trying to take on your huge heavily armed and armoured character and escorting retinue, because the stupid module they are running says so.
>>97389925if your characters looks aren't inherently deceiving that's a NGMI
>>97389925Haha, no. He looks like some Shoujo femboy. About the only threatening thing about him is his height- he's over six feet tall. And considering he talks like a bored nerd that doesn't really connect with normal people, it's not like talking to him feels all that threatening either.
>>97392902based
