Sister of Battle Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Level Animation:https://gofile.io/d/J7muqs>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/edit?tab=t.0>Previous Thread:>>96580065>thread question:Do you have any hobby techniques, tips and/or tricks to share with the thread?
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>>96582666>TQI don't really have any cool hobby hacks but I made this quick guide for desert bases some time ago since a couple anons were interested
>>96582666>TQUse AP acrylic washes?Try mixing an equal part of speedpaint medium if you do.Here's it in action over a Tallarn Proxy mini: https://youtu.be/ktB6bgwpyOc?t=488
>>96582666>TQBuy a vortex mixer for shaking paints, especially metallics and washes that keep drying glossyYou can use varnish to fill gaps prior to painting
>>96582666>Satan SoB
>>96582666does anyone have that one old screencap of an joke on tg where an Ork is in a gutter, Stephen King Style and tries to lure a commissarthe joke goes with something like "green space marine, what chapter?", and the ork replies "I from no Chapter, I from table'o'content
>>96582666Why doesn’t anyone play Orks? I’ve heard that most people like playing against them
Talk me out of starting a tyranid army.
>>96582740Do you have friends into warhammer already?
>>96582740na go for it, can still find plenty of cheap nids from levi on ebay. it'll get harder and harder to find them this cheap as time goes on so 100% do it.
>>96582740You should start a tyranid army
>>96582740Okay.Maybe wait a while and instead start an Imperial Guard Army using Wargames Atlantic's The Damned to basically make a traitor guard army. They're probably the most fun enemy army for Imperium fanboys to fight.
>>96582740did you finishe your current army anon?
>See 'Ork novel'>Flick through it>Almost every time I stop, its about ImperialsWas my impression accurate?
>>96582740Are you a woman?
>>96582666If you want metal to look really rough and rusty:>get some super cheap natural camel hair brushes (literally a few cents per brush)>stipple tamiya putty onto the armor surface>dries quickly and looks perfect every time with no skill needed>additionally apply 50/50 water/typhus corrosion to the areas you want to look worst BEFORE priming the model
>>96582765Zamn you're gonna swing below the belt like that? I know he asked for it but jeez
>>96582784Women love the heckin buggos and their little snoots and dog penis guns
>>96582783Definitely, this was Mike Brooks’ first ork book, and GW was pants shitting scared that people may not like the orks, so they shoved the imperials/chaos into 75% of it as a safe option. Warboss and Big Dakka is far more balanced on the ork side because Brutal Kunnin’ was praised for its ork representation.
>>96582786You can also do this with milliput mixed with water and it works great
>>96582795You kinda need the ork books to be partially based on imperial perspectives but nobody can sit through 700 pages of ork speak and >hrmmm scratches big green belly and crinkles toes staring at the boot he put on the wrong foot
>>96582783it usually alternate between Ork pov, an Iron Warrior and Zaepha, an tech priestess. Its still alright and its funny to see the Mechanicus having trouble anticipating the ork actions and having some of their plan blow back to themI found Warboss & Da big dakka better, but keep in mind that they also mix viewpoints, Warboss has some Astra militarum POV, including a poor officer who becomes a Blood Axes prisonner. Da Big Dakka alternate between Uftakh, Snaggi & a Dark Eldar Archon. Her chapters are still pretty fun, especially the one where she gets ragebait during an interrogation.Overall, the best ork book so far to me has been Gazkhull prophet of the Wagh, I even liked the inquisition chapter. Started out the Grotsnik audiobook, but don't have much opinion on it
>>96582784Women who collect nids are just zoophiles but they don't admit it.
What is the typical color for the lenses of White Scars? I've seen red, yellow and blue, and also green for the red helmet ones.Which one do you think looks best?
>>96582806>700 pagesThankfully 40k novels rarely make even half that length.
>>96582825I thought women didn't 40k
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>>96582806I wouldn't go full 24/7 punctuation if I wrote 'skins, everyone knows what they're supposed to sound like by now>I suppose them humies think we're going to charge right into their guns? They've got another thing coming if they think we're THAT thick.You can hear it even without it being spelt all wanky, but BL writers too often seem to think they HAVE to do it like>I shpose dem humiez fink we're gunna charge righ' inner dey're gunz? Deys got anuvver fing comin if dey fink we'sh ZHAT thick.
>>96582842Can't go wrong with red.
>>96582810I’d say the prisoner from the Warboss is also still pretty centered around orks anyway. he’s around them half the time, and he’s constantly giving his perspective on them that is different from the standard “what crude beasts destroying everything!” talk that most of the non-ork perspectives fall into. Warboss also still has a lot of stuff from Snaggi as well. I finished Grotsnik recently, and it was kind of a drag if i’m going to be honest. There was an unholy lot of exposition from Grotsnik, and a lot of the fight scenes had characters chatting in between actions should be done in less than a second.Though it did have some good parts. In particular I really liked the introduction of Valtun and his fellow Beast Snaggas. On their squigs staring at the poison lake immediately gave my mind an image of cowboys looking over a canyon which tickled my brain in a good way. The epilogue was also pretty cool.
Are there any cues you think 40k should take from GW's other wargames? Crunch, fluff, release format, models, etc.
Anyone doing some hobbying tonight? What are you working on?
>>96582842Green is usually a good contrasting lens colour to go with red helmets, and vice versa.If you're ever trying to figure out what a colour to add to make things pop a bit more you can always check out the different colour wheels
>>96582878It should take the cue from any other given game to balance their fucking releases some and ease up on the redundant space marines
>>96582878Making all the rules available online for freeThey should have crossed that rubicon during Covid
>>96582806Ork-speak is easily circumvented by having them speak more or less normally to each other aside from the occasional nod to keep the reader on the level with things like " We've got a plan to get around the 'umies and give 'em a proper krumpin" or "come 'ere, Da Boss wants to see you". But when heard by a non-Ork character all they hear is the gutteral Ork language that sounds like grunts and throut-bellows. If I were to write Ork dialogue, I would have the bigger/smarter ones sounding more 'normal' than the ones at the base of the hierarchy.
>>96582881I'm still stuck in hospital, but I'm gonna try and find some of my old tau to work on when I get home for the list I made while I was here.
>>96582878Alternating activation in order of Initiative stat. I honestly can't think of a reason why it isn't a direct improvement to the game.
SMchads 40$ a good deal for an assembled and painted (imp fists) ballistus dreadnought? i found one at a lgs about 45 mins from my home. i plan on repainting it ultramarine blue if that matters at all .....
>>96582889Yeah this is the best way to do it I'd sayIIRC they do this sometimes with skaven in Fantasy books to spare the reader from enduring pages of the most annoying shit possible
>>96582881ill probably start repainting my knight. i switched his colour scheme from white gold with blue primer to black gold with black primer. it should take too long since big models feel alot easier to paint Only downside is I get back home at 1:30am so it'll be a while yet
>>96582899>>96582889Skaven and Ork spoken words should have speech quirks, inner monologue shouldn't
>>96582895>Alternating activationI think alternating activation is just an ace GW is holding up their sleeve for emergency purposes if the game needs a sudden boost in popularity.
>>96582895>Initiative statWhat's that? Some kind of pastry?
>>96582895After playing SW legion GW would have to do some funny balancing to deal with such high variance of unitcount in different armies so you just do end up having high activation armies trouncing people.
>>96582825>Could women prefer the simplicity of painting nids(white base +pink&purple)>Could women prefer having silly animals over huge dudebros>Could women prefer being hungry over arguing lore>No, it must be a sex thing
>>96582856Women collect and paint, but if she's playing 40k she isn't a she.
>>96582881I'm still working on some TOW stuff, my chicken robots should get here on tuesday though. I think I'll do one right off the bat, I'm curious how it will look painted my way.
>>96582895>Alternating activation in order of Initiative stat. I honestly can't think of a reason why it isn't a direct improvement to the game.Because it forces you to activate your highest initiative units first, which you might not want to do..Thereby removing much of the point of having alternating activations in the first place.You'd also have to give vehicles initiative like infantry.. And treating a land raider like it's a box-shaped squad of space marines is one of the gayest and stupidest things GW ever did.Maybe even top 20.
>>96582881Awakening a Dynasty, building an Empire.
>>96582955A vehicle has a driver don't it?
>>96582930Women are sex pests. They are way more degenerate than men on average as well.
whoever said last thread that grimdark minis are a meme and cannot look good outside black backgrounds, absolute bs
>>96582930>>96582825>>96582982>No women can't experience sexual feelings only men can do that!!!
Does anyone know what weapons the Maccrage's Honor carries, and how big she is? I can't find many details for her specs.
What is the Warhammer®: The Horus Heresy®: Campaigns of the Age of Darkness™: The Siege of Cthonia of Warhammer 40,000?
>>96582986Are you really unable to comprehend those posts?
>>96582993It sounds like you are very angry at women finding tyrranids attractive over you.
>>96582990It's a big battleship with an accordingly big complement and its armament is accordingly big.
>>96582881I took a long break and am back to trying to finish this.
>>96583004He looks like he's slipping.
>>96583004I cant get over the golden toes, someone at GW is Hella susThat aside, looks great so far man!
>>96582930>>Could women prefer having silly animals over huge dudebros>>Could women prefer being hungry over arguing loreIt's usually this in my experience with female nid fans, yeah.
>>96582842I think blue looks great on them to pop them from the red trim. I think doing them red makes them look like the same material as the Aquila and trim which is weird. Yellow works alright but I think the cool tone gives better contrast
>>96582955>>96582955>Because it forces you to activate your highest initiative units first, which you might not want to do.Yeah, that's where the "strategy" and "tactics" part of a strategy & tactics wargame comes in. I would take notes from games where low-IN units move first and attack last.>You'd also have to give vehicles initiative like infantry.Yes?>And treating a land raider like it's a box-shaped squad of space marinesI get where GW were coming from by having everything follow the same statlines and dumping armor values in order to " " " streamline" " " the game, but I would just make it so that Vehicles have a minimum weapon Str requirement to be able to do damage based on the armor they have, except for things like going for broke and rolling back-to-back 6's on a Tank Shock. Maybe even instead of just a stack of Wounds, they have Damage Points, and a table you roll on to see how much damage and what kind of effect your hit had on the vehicle, that would go a long way to distinguish vehicles from just being a block of infantry you can't re-shape. Much to consider. Looking into this.
What do Death Guard ruled planets look like? Like how do they function, how much (if any) society is there? What does daily life look like?
>>96582996"He can steal my genes anytime."
>>96582986>women are sex pests>women can't experience sexual feelings!Ya blow in from stupid town? Or are you intentionally illiterate?
>>96582996Thanks for confirming you're actually a retard.
>>96582950>some TOW stuffHopefully some new stuff and not one of the ancient kits so the build process isn't a nightmare
>>96583010He's over a 1000 years old,. Seniors are more prone to falling.
>>96583018Imagine a public restroom in desperate need of cleaning and now imagine that being the whole world.
>>96583024Sounds like you calling women sex pests for experiencing sexual feelings. Do you not understand greentext? Do I need to format it as basedjack post.
>>96583018>What do Death Guard ruled planets look like?Like shit. Endless swamps of diarrhea and diseased mushroom forests and rot trees>Like how do they function, how much (if any) society is there?They most likely don't have much of population if any considering the air pure AIDS and hepatitis. If any society exists it's worse than any Imperium planet where your sole job is to probably be a shit maggot farmer that you farm so you can supply it to the warband who conquered the planet. (Ultimately nothing has changed, you're a slave but with a different master)>What does daily life look like?India but worse.
>galaxy is currently ruled by a guy named Rob>he delegated half of it to another guy>his name is Lou
>>96582666>TQA simple scheme that you enjoy is better than a fancy scheme that you don't.
>>96583039>shifting goalposts>making up shit to try pin something on as a gotchaYou argue like a woman.
>>96582695Saved
>>96583054Probably because I want to fuck tyranids
>>96583016>Yeah, that's where the "strategy" and "tactics" part of a strategy & tactics wargame comes in. SIGNIFICANTLY less tactics and strategy if the game makes your decisions for you.>Yes?Cringe>I get where GW were coming frompic related
>>96582996Aliens won't fuck you for whiteknighting for them.
>>96583027Tomb Guard, I think it's a fairly recent kit by WFB standards? Assembly has been pretty smooth. I did have some trouble with Ushabti though since they're metal and I've never pinned anything before
>>96583018I read Lords of Silence at some point and if I recall correctly its just giant plague gardens being tended 24/7 by both daemons and plague marines, dont think there was much mention of civies though
>>96583064They might
>>96583059Oh I see, you don't actually have a point you're trying to make, pardon me for making that mistake. Perhaps a more ordered game with fewer variables to get in the way of your theory-crafting like Checkers is more your speed.
>>96583064They will after I get isekaied into 40k, and under my leadership the GSC I am a part of cripples a guard regiment, two space marine chapters and destroys another chapter permanently. The my skill will be recongnized by the star angels and a Tyranid Dominatrix will have sex with me
>>96583072Ah, the old "act like he said the exact opposite" strategy.Very popular among the terminally retarded.
>>96583018You'd only need to crack open any DG codex to get like 1-2 pages of fluff about that specific point
is $40 a good discount for a used dreadnought ?
You don't know how happy I am to finally have a squad of these guys. Really pricey but worth it, atleast to me. For being from 1990 I think the sculpt is pretty sweet.
>>96583065Metals are a pain. Tomb guard shouldn't be too rough. Are you gonna drybrush your skellies or layer them? I've done both and it's pretty satisfying either way
>>96583089Brainrot pic
>>96583089Yeah that's not bad. See if you can get the bits off him too, they've easy to twist the arms off and magnetise if you don't like the option on them currently
>>96583100Bros hat is almost as tall as him, he's so funny
>>96583089I could fix her but I don't want to
>>96583081They are the size of a knight my man
>>96583137
new tau when?
>when you basically stop doing your hobby for yourself and actually painting armies, because you get hundreds of updoots for this every timeSick of this guy's shit, can't get away from it.
>>96583100Damn, very cool. Are these legit or recasts? I wouldn't mind getting a couple for display.>>96583104Drybrush, wash and then some layering, I'm pretty happy with them so far >>96580470. I'll definitely be doing only drybrushing on regular skellies when I eventually get to them.
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>>96583158The cherry on top is how its painted so fucking well too
>>96582670It's likely if Fulgrim had landed on Chogoris he'd have looked like more Asian anyway, the Primarchs seemed to naturally transform to match their surroundings.Also there's zero evidence of Ceogorath's involvement, it's just some weird fanfic.
>>96583158>not doing a bear ogryn WASTEDalso just block his posts. works everytime, and it doesn’t block the general group.
>>96583169Looking tidy as always. Wild to see the thread most famous for greytiders complaining about not batch painting
>>96583183But then how would he save screenshots to botpost on 40kg and scrape for (you)s?
>>96583158Gay stuff but no palestine paintjob.
>>96583158>virtue signaller is just an attention whoremany such cases. Anyway just block him, nobody is forcing you to look at this cringe shit>>96583173Yeah this guy is pretty damn good, I was using his KDM mini as inspiration for mine some time ago
>>96583183Isn't there a wolf guy that's bear themed that he could have done? I guess he didn't want to be too divisive
>>96583169They seem legit. They were covered in ancient glue and paint. Be ready to spend a bit if you want legit ones. They go for about 50 bucks each on ebay. I got them for cheaper though.
>>96583158>Taking personal issues to 4chanHow embarrassing>Are you defending pride flags No he should kill himself you should too.
>>96583158Makes me think about how people in the middle east push gays off of rooftops.
>>96583158>because you get hundreds of updoots for this every timeKinda funny how you're doing the exact same thing by reposting this shit for (You)s
>>96583200Yeah virtue signalers tend to be attention whores. What you think virtue signaling is only something the left does?
>>96583158He should have done that bear arch knight from AoSFits the theme and he even has a beard
Got some cool dudes
>>96583210They didn't because nobody cares about AoS. Also AoS is already a pozzed as fuck setting, so painting some faggot models for that wouldn't net them the engagement they'd want.
>>96583018One of the Dark Imperium books has a section of civilians living miserable lives on a quite recently infested Nurgle world yet they think it's been that way forever.
>>96583158That's a good paint scheme and well executed too. I wouldn't be able to tell it's some pride flag without the post.
I just hate elvesI have no other politics
>>96583193>$50Damn, that's pretty steep for 1 dude. He looks really damn cool though>>96583185Thanks anon. I always tend to gravitate towards this clean style, no use fighting against it at this point I think.>thread most famous for greytidersI haven't been in /wfg/ for a good while, I didn't even know that.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96583205>When they do it it's vapid attention whoring>When we do it its our heartfelt expressions of fighting the good fight against a failing society
>>96583253No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
>>96583253Who's "we" exactly? Putting any kind of politics into your painting is obnoxious as fuck no matter what side you're on
>>96583249Even when you're horny?
>>96583253Retard
>>96583253>weWho's "we"? You speaking french?I don't like this garbage either. Both faggot shit and nazi shit or any contemporary IRL politics or intentionally politics bait, does not belong in 40k.Anybody who does it just an attention seeking faggot.
>>96583274>>96583264>>96583280>there are people here who don't understand greentexts when not used to literally quote somebodyDo you guys need it formatted into a soijack meme?
>>there are people here who don't understand greentexts when not used to literally quote somebody>Do you guys need it formatted into a soijack meme?
>>96583286>attention seeking politics faggot is the xeno zoophile as wellPredictable with your kind.
>>96583306>I'm a retarded baby who hasn't used this site before today
>>I'm a retarded baby who hasn't used this site before today
>>96583342>>96583304Why do you have basedjack memes on your PC?
>>96583223And 40k isn't!? Class war is a constant in 40k and people always point to shit like Krieg being a satire of post WW2 naziscare Germany in need of redemption. No one has ever claimed AoS is political satire because it's so distant so anything can happen there
>Why do you have basedjack memes on your PC?
>>96583319Why are you even talking to that subhuman tourist?
>>96583352Yeah good point I supposed
>>96583344erm, the term is soijak
Couldn't find the pdf for the Emps Children Codex in the OP, any anon got it by chance? I just want to look at the pretty pictures and read up the lore inside it
>>96583365I know what you are.https://gofile.io/d/Hnxeyd
>>96583249But why
>>96583346Usual "eveything is political" subjects don't want to touch AoS because it's openly pro-colonialism with pure good guy forces of US freeing THEM from their defineitly evil customs and religions.It's not 40k where the good guys are shit so you can claim all the good things are actually bad and Marx was right
>>96583400he looks like a soijak
>>96583158Guys, can someone tell me if I accidentally painted my dudes in lgbtq+ colors?
>>96583400You magnificent bastarddark prince's blessings upon ye
>>96583249Sensible opinion. I subscribe to that
>>96583249What about chaos rats?
>>96582666>Sister of Battle EditionHell yeah
>>96582666anyone have the short meme in video form where they say something like "I am not a god, said the golden god man", in reference to the emperorit used to be so easy to just google it, but going through several search engines and qualifiers with no resultsthanks
>>96583406To be honest Sigmar and a lot of his rulers are benevolent while the average 40k hiveworld does make Skavenblight look like a utopia. The Imperium is unjustifiable and self serving no matter how much you spin it while Sigmar is just plain good fighting plain evil (Chaos, Death, Destruction, foreigners sometomes) with no need to force moral greyness to get a onions audience because that wouldn't really work in the setting. AoS' appeal has always been the model lineup and not the actual lore behind them even if there are some creative ideas there.
>>96583416Who cares looks good
>>96583406It's pretty funny how the whole political nature of 40k has become a new culturewar battleground, meanwhile the more 'inclusive' AoS has the crusading colonialists as the ontologically good forces of literal order.
>>96582717nevermind, got it
>>96583473They have trans (or something) members so it's ok.
>another price hike in OctoberStarting to pray for TC to go plastic and expand, cause GW is doing everything in their power to chase me away
>>96583475
>>96583492It's not that bad actually. Lists were already sent to retailers and it's mostly rounding up to even numbers. Like if something was 67$ it's gonna be 70$
>>96583475>2012Take me fucking back I hate this world now I hate it I hate it I hate it aaaAAAAAAAAA
>>96583406it's not completely black and white in AoS. The tension between Sigmar's settlers and the indigenous "reclaimed" peoples is one of the pronounced themes of the setting.
>>96583492Kinda bored with my wolves atm, I might get back into TC after I finished the boxset desu
>>96583517>commended for GDif somebody posted this exact model and paintjob today people would be like "pretty decent paintjob! Armor looks a bit flat though"
>>96583558I don't think it looks flat at all but i get what you mean, painting has really come a long way.Banner still looks fantastic though
>>96583558Because it's true, take is as a sign the world is improving AT LEAST in one small regard.
>>96583406I don't know what group I hate more, the "everything's political" group or the "why do you care Warhammer has always been a parody/satire" group.I just want to enjoy playing and painting my toy soldiers
>>96582881Workin on my Destroyer Tank Hunter for the collage. Pretty much done with base coats, gonna apply mud to the treads and start doing the washes tonight.
>>96583570isnt that banner just one of those cutout ones from a WD release
>>96582881Fixing my airbrush so I can prime and basecoat.
>>96583598Happy with how the gunner turned out.
>>96583577I just hate.
>>96583577>I just want to enjoy playing and painting my toy soldiersI hate this group the most. They're all cowards.
>>96583475it's at times like these that I remember how few images of people smiling I have in my folders
>TQDon't obsess over mistakes. Fix it up as best as you can, then move on to the next mini. An imperfect mini is better than an unpainted one.A wet palette is better for keeping your paints wet during a painting session that between sessions, imo.Stop buying GW's paints if you have access to literally any other brand like Vallejo, AK etc.
>>96583558>>96583572Comparing GD winners from the 80's and 90's to now is honestly absurd, like holy shit these entries are stunning now.
How's GW trying to get into the eastern market if they are?You think maybe some manga adaptations of BL novels would help?
>>96583654By opening stores in Eastern Cities.
>>96583637Go be addicted to politics somewhere else.>>96583631I could get behind that.
>>96583648Compare with this, which won Gold for Single Miniature in 1988.
>>96583657Didn't we have a guy a few threads ago from Pakistan not understand why people weren't just stealing all the boxes of Mini's off the wall at a GW.
>>96583664Oh neat he's still painting.https://thegoldendemoncompendium.com/artist?id=84673925
>>96583654>You think maybe some manga adaptations of BL novels would help?What BL books would make for good mangas?
>>96583674Commissar Cain as a harem protagonist.
>>96582881Just working on my black sangweiner.
>>96583674Ciaphas Cain. Trite answer, I know but it can easily be packaged as big three volume bundles that you just pick up and read.
>>96582666>Do you have any hobby techniques, tips and/or tricks to share with the thread?I wash my hands before and after painting, idk why
>>96583674Mephiston went super saiyan in one of his books so probably that one, and as a bonus you'd also be getting the Mexican market at the same time.
>>96582990There are plenty of rules for battle barge in her class from BFG so just use those.
>>96583558Remember a few months ago when an anon posted the literal Golden Demon '25 winner model with "Just finished this up today" right as the article came out, and a couple of other anons replied with "Looks pretty good but you should work on improving x/y/z." ?
>>96582784hehe bike cuck
I can't decide on a paint scheme for my marines
What's a good panzer grey from the AK line of paints? I got tanks to paint.>t. guardfag
>found one of my older bits boxes>inside is a bunch of OOP firstborn BA bitsI forgot how cool the old BA tac stuff was. Gonna include some of this in my secret santa gift
>>96583674Cain without question. Cain has a lot of internal emotions that would be communicated well with a manga artstyle, like picrel. He can say one thing but show another and it naturally evokes well the comedy from everyone hero worshipping him while he shits his pants.Even marines saw him as a hero.
>>96583706It wasn't very good.
>>96583722Just sell it to some BA player if you don't need them.
>>96583712Decide on two schemes then flip a coin if you're still indecisive go for the scheme that didn't win the coin toss
>>96583722A recaster might be able to use them to make casts off of.
>>96583722how do you go from this to "just paint them in black for death company lmao"
>>96582881I primed my collage entry Sorcerer after letting it sit on my table untouched for 2 weeks, and then realized I forgot to texture the base so I'm waiting for that to dry now.
>>96583766I think the main contributing factor is GW not having the production capacity to meet demand for their products. Death Company drew the short straw on getting produced as a distinct product.
thanks to the deldar ritual poster i kinda like the faction now. how are they in tabletop? meme or actually decent ?
>>96583791Same as they've ever been: glass cannon edgelords
>>96583791Absolute shit
>>96583765Thats a good idea. Idk how to get in contact with one though.
>>96583791practically dead
>>96583800Become the recaster you want to see in the world, or better yet, get access to a 3d scanner. Public commercial shops like Makerspace are likely to be able to do it.
>>96583765recasters already have thosethey don't make them because only primaris sell
>>96583791Index was so fucking bad they rushed out one of the codex detachments early as a hotfix. Probably one of the hardest armies in the game to play well, requiring positioning to be perfect or you just get shot off the board
>>96583018Buy or nah?
>>96583089
Death Guard Green Spray is apparently not a primer. So should I prime it with Chaos Black (or another primer) first and then spray again with the Death Guard Green?
>>96583863>>96583857Fuck off slopcunt
>>96583873technically it isn't, practically it is
>>96583796>>96583799>>96583805>>96583851>amazing art>sickdark lore>actual unapologetic evil xenos>is shit in the actual gamewhy is GW like this ? do they want people to just not play xenos ? or is it on purpose to give imperium allied armies (except mechanicus lmao) ez wins over the ""bad guys"" ?
>>96583873Chaos black isn't a primer either, none of the GW sprays are. I still just use GW sprays as undercoats and never had trouble
>>96583857Nyo I'm only interested in gooner animu shit for larger statues. Yes I know it's slop
>>96583882look on the bright side at least you aren't stuck in the limbo of before where you got nothing for decades
>>96583882DE playstyle is just immensely unforgiving, you hit hard but your army is T3 1W infantry and T8 fliers and so it dies fast. Its very much not an army for beginners
>>96583882Pft, admech and sisters of battle have the exact problems that Deldar have, the game has changed substantially and their units haven't.
>>96583857>>96583884>>>/tg/slop
>>96583674Either of the necron novels
>Still no new Vostroyan kits
what would it be like to have a secret sister of battle gf as a guardsman?
>found my old P3 paint>its still goodShame they went out of business.
>>96583907Have you heard of these things called 3D printing, recasters, and third party sellers?
>>96583907I stopped playing my vostroyans and valhallans after the recent eastern europe conflict started.
>>96583911>3d printingAlways looks shit, especially for small models.>recastersAlways a risk but is great when you find a good one.>3rd party sellersWorse than firearm sellers. "I know what I got".
>>96583924>Always looks shit, especially for small models.Maybe you or the people you parley with are bad at it?
>Join Discord group for faction>Reply to people, try to talk to people>Get ignored>User with a set of roles like a North Korean general's chest of medals speaks>Multiple responsesHow do you talk in 40K discords when you're not part of the clique
>>96583928Maybe not?
>>96583931>discord spotted the tranny
>>96583931If you have well painted models, post it with your comment/question.The Blood Angels discord is notorious for cliquey dickbag behavior. Thousand Sons one is good. The main 40k disco is decent just because of how much traffic it has. Too big for cliques, everyone gets drowned out.
>>96583947A lot of them are, honestly. You even get people flirting with them despite never having seen them, which is even more disgusting
>>96583931You should ignore discord.
>>96583907Guards for trannies anyways go join the space marines
>>96583958>Go join the TRANShumans No thanks
>injured my shoulder doing curls>can't hold a model or brush without unbearable painyeah haha didn't want to paint this weekend anyway
>>96583931>Joining public discord servers everWhat is wrong with you?
>>96583967
>>96583931>>96583952What kind of cliques could there even be in a fucking blood angels discord
>>96583931If a discord server isn't exclusively populated by friends that you already know, and friends of those friends, it's a shithole and should be avoided on all counts.
>>96583931I joined a couple faction discord servers after the sharty hack and honestly they were all pretty boring
>>96583931>he didn’t lurk for a while firstngmi
>>96583977The bloods and the crips.
>>96583857Fuck off slop poster.
>>96583933You definitely are lmao
>>96583910p3 is still in business
>>96583931I joined the Harlequin discord and had no problems. If you are asking for advice you will generally get a lot of know it alls responding. If you are just posting an army list with no context that usually gets zero replies because its like... what are you looking for?
>>96584014They reformulated the paints though, anyone here tried the new ones?
primarchs (all of them) are phylactery for the emperor and the golden throne is a fridge to keep him on ice until the right number of them are confirmed dead but don't let james workslop know I told you 10 years too early they will begin bringing this into lore slowly with the reveal that 1000 psyker sacrifice never had any impact and was all just bullshit religious rhetoric from that will come a series of marvel-esque events with primarchs returning and dying before the next phase of 40k starts with big E returning in some (limited) capacity
>>96584020>you will generally get a lot of know it alls respondingYeah this is pretty damn common it seems. I saw at least a couple really average painters being smartasses towards people that were a lot better than them
>>96583679Looks like a big black sangweiner.
Which femprimarch would you? For me, its Lion'el
Forgot pic of female primarchs
>>96583252Tell me about Dark Eldar. Have they ever really done anything?
>>96584067Yeah they do things there are many of them.
>>96584064cringe
>>96584060>>96584064dunno, ask /lgbt/
>>96584041the emperor returning would be an end times level event, they won't do it unless 40k sales drop off a cliff for years.fortunately the emperor is dead and has been for a long time so we have nothing to worry about.
>>96584007K. I'll keep believing that 3d printed models look like shit.
>>96584076>sees women >thinks of gaysThe homo here is (You).
>>96584085Its not gay to embrace the dick
>>96584082you can keep believing falsities if you want
>TQputting a layer of gloss varnish onto a base before applying cracking paints like agrellan earth will produce MUCH larger crack tiles when it dries. i do not know why this is.
>>96584085>I'm not gay, I just want to daydream about mtf primarchs!
>>96584094
>>96584095I dont think it's false. I think you're retarded.
>>96584107There you go again, thinking about dingalings
>>96584112Look at how the mental midget projects when confronted on his false notions
>>96583221Where you get them from?
>>96583924Did you just exit a portal from 2013?
>>96584143(You)
>>96584154Im happy to be proven wrong. If you know a 3d printing bits seller that makes bits as good as casted plastic i'll legit be happy.
>>96584201why cant gw model iron warriors like this
>>96584045Now it alls are good though, I mean its (you)s and they have advice even if some of it is off you can get decent info through consensus and numbers.and if someone is wrong someone else smarter might correct them.
>Eeny, meeny, miny, moe! I wonder where my seed will go...
2nd generation genestealer hybrids milking smug Imperials dry.
>>96584211>the dream of every Iron Warrior is to be modeled like an Iron Hand
>>96584196https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/perestroykan-silencer-squadDo any of these float your boat?There are also recasters that specialise in old pewter models, but you'll have to find those on your own.
>>96583907Just run Les Grognards
>>96584211Why would they model iron warriors with no pants on, that makes no sense.
>>96584244This is the image from the link you posted. I'll be honest anon I dont think this looks very good.
>>96584244>AUdisgusting
>>96584255>hurr I think this blown out photo of unpainted resin looks bad
>>96584255That's understandable, everyone has different printers, if I was home id be able to look at renders and get a better idea what I could do on my own printer.But yeah a lot of the time prints can be improved a great deal of people aren't super lazy and actually dial in their settings.
>>96584262(You)
>>96584255If you think that’s bad you would shit out of your cock when you see how the unpainted metals would look like
I don’t like the gothic aesthetic of the setting. It tries too hard and insists upon itself.
>>96584285Thats probably why most people don't buy them
>>96584295I'm sorry that happened to you anon.
>>96584295>of the setting It's just the Imperium
>>96584295What do you mean it insists upon it's self? The only part that sucks is 40k terrain kits.
>>96584308Insists upon itself is an ironically pretentious way of calling something pretentious
>>96583679Kinda messy
>>96582881Collage piece all finished up
Posts have degenerated, I'm posting one of the first objective markers I ever made.A DAOT relic defended by the priests of Mars
>>96584354Actually cool
>>96584348Legitimately great anon. Nice work
>>96584060>>96584064Femperturabo my waif
>>96584064fem angron of course
>get motivation to paint models>fractured elbow won't let meAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>96584321>40k>pretentiousIt's a toy game
>>96584067Yeah, they get up to silly hijinks like stealing suns for power sources and making deals to save planets from invasion only to take all their firstborn children every few years or rebuilding the golden throne but just using it as an excuse to take emperor DNA samples or stealing a primarch and putting him on ice for a few thousand years or coming to save the Eldar from destruction but only because watching them turn their honored dead into clumsy war puppets is really funny to them
>terminator lords>sorcerer >bikes >hellbrute>raptors (fuck you those Killteam wannabes are ugly as hell and I’m not accepting them) Is there anything else csm needs to get refreshed
>>96584404The sorcerer is the new sorcerer
>>96584064Corax seems the reasonable. Magnus would be interesting but she would be so much smarter than me I would be playing second fiddle to her. Guilliman wouldnt like me because I'm to ADHD and scatterbrained. Sanguinus and Fulgrim I would feel inadequate for. Mortarian, Angron and Curze are genuinely too shitty to be around. Religious people are annoying so no word bearer chan. Vulkan I would friend zone. Leman Russ is too agressive. The Khan would genuinely be too no bullshit and call me out on hypocrisy and might make me a better person but also I would be kind of an anchor on them. Yea, gotta go with Corax or the low key MVP Ferrus Mannus chan.
>>96584411It’s old though
>>96584362Thanks! It's really satisfying seeing something I customized finally have paint on it
>>96584404Decimators, brass scorpions, plague hulks, defilers, soul grinders.
>>96584397Sounds like a bunch of drunks.
>>96584417Not old enough. He replaced the finecast one so he's what you get
>>96584404defilers
>>96584417He's from 2019
>>96584428Drugged up fairies mostly but I'm sure there are some pain drunk lushes too
red butchers with berzerker-surgeon when
>>9658445012e11e will be bloodstalkers and teeth of khorne, trust the plan
Post your a pic of (You)r pile of shame and be judged me 40kg anons.
>>96584450>berzerker surgeonTell me more
So Eldar have a higher CFF than humans and experience time dreadfully slow?
>>96584404>NeedTerminator Lord/SorcererBikersHuron Blackheart>Want just because I'm interested in what they would look like remodeledObliteratorsDefiler
If your faction never got any of their existing kits refreshed again and only got new units added every edition from now on would you be happy with that?
>>96584464apthocary and red butcher tard wranglers
>made 90 bucks today>hmm should I buy a blood angels captain>get food>19 dollars for a meal+a 12 pack of diet grape sodaManEverythin is so spensive.
>>96584404Vehicles like Rhinos and Predators.Proper Obliterator/Mutilator kitAll daemon enginesTerminator SorcererLegion Specific upgrade sprues like the one Night Lords got with Nemesis Claw.There are rumors of Vashtor faction in 11th so the update might be there.
>>96584483I think the TSons are great and will hold up for a long time. Sure, I wish the termis were bigger but I would prefer some more variety over a 15% scale bump
>>96584463I'm not posting a pic but I have a squad of jump pack intercessors on sticks ready for priming tomorrow (heads and packs separate), a half-built repulsor executioner where I decided to leave a door open like an idiot and now have to paint the inside, and 5 terminators in paint stripper. After that I'm free.
>>96584487It really is. I stopped going out and am basically living off of costco frozen chicken and veggies.
>>96584464A character buff model that WE should have had already, like how EC came prefabbed with both a kak and an exult or how DG have like 50 buff model leader characters.
>>96584498Tsons suffered from being the first cult legion to get updated models. They still use old firstborn parts. I wish they had gotten the deathguard treatment.
>>96584517>I wish they had gotten the deathguard treatment.In what way? Not sure what you mean
Does anyone know if horus heresy vehicles have transfers for all the common chapters, loyal and traitor? I'm considering grabbing a Vindi.
>>96584537>not sure what you meanThat's ok anon.
>>96584463pls dont judge me too harsh emps. ive had to work every day this week and just got these....i wanna paint them so bad but havent had the time ;-;
>>96584487Yea. 23 dollars to make 2 peoples worth of a recipe is nuts.
>>96584517>deathguard gets tons of love and support because they were in a starter set, their minions even get to be part of darktide>thousands sons also gets to be directly part of space marine 2 but they get nothing despite nids getting a shit ton of stuff while also starring in that game.
>>96584557If you spent less money on d*athwatch stuff you don't even paint, you would probably not have to work 7 days a week.>kuromiYou got a little sister, son?
>>96584498It's baffling that GW is so focused on things like tzaangors. I bet the kill team will be tzaangors too. TS and WE have such strange design choices.
>>96584537i knew it was bad, but now i'm actually mad
>>96584569Nta but Kuromi is best girl
>>96584579ksons are gay
>>96584577they really need to remind you that tzaangors are part of the identity of tzeentch
Frick itPut a bid on Tsons so I can finally have an HQ for my 1 unit of rubics cubes.
>>96584579Thousand sons are just worse nurgle
>>96584593I would smooch the big blue lady
>>96584589Ur gay
>>96584557not sideways ver:>>96584569im proxying the corvax deaths target for a stormraven cuz the model looks cooler. and no i dont have any kids i just love kuromi
>>96584593Tsons would probably be better if they got shit like this.
>>96584577I think the person in whatever GW's equivalent to design director is, who ultimately has the final say in what direction the model lines go, really, really, really wants the god-aligned legions to be as separate as possible from each other rather than different flavors of the same Chaos Marine foundation. Which, okay I can get on board with that, but they seem to want annoying little demons to be as much a part of the army's core as the Marines themselves, which I'm not a fan of.
>>96584348Got the machina plus backwards
Mutants are not demons
>>96584604nta but I don't think there is a wrong sequence to paint it, GW does both on their studio models.
>>96584630Nah, all techmarines have it in reverse of what his marine has
>>96584579>only five marine units>four are from 2015>rest is recycled from fantasy or non-marine units like magnus and the robots. everyday I am thankful I’m not a Thousand Sons fan.
>>96584064Sanguinius has the second biggest ass(relative to body size), after Fulgrim.Fulgrim's ass doesn't look proportional though, it sorta looks like a bbl, while Sanguinius looks more naturally blessed with the biggest thighs that fit her big ass.
>>96584672magnus is a marine
>>96584654Untrue 2ed had it painted reverse
I wish someone did some homebrew Khenatai
>>96584675>running primearchs
>>96584677no that's how it's actually supposed to be on techmarines, his is backwards
>>96584682>primearchsYou're mad about something you can't even spell
>>96584688I can spaell!
>>96584683Are you sure
>>96584695yeah
>>96584700What if that marine just really likes the mechanicus and wants to emulate them?
>>96584700You flipped all those photos
just dropped an open pot of sprue glue on my carpet how is everyone else's night going so far?
>>96584718You seem like a funny guy, we should hang out.
Refresh arrived. Why won't you love me, father?
>>96584753Better than yours by the sound of things
>>96584753Chillin like a villain
>>96583770What kits here? That looks sick.
>>96584793Not yours/10
>>96584753I made the mistake of going to a big local tournament. I’m 0-3 for the first day. I didn’t even fight any of the bullshit op armies. Still got rinsed like a sink. The other people form my lgs are all there too though and it’s nice to hang out and bullshit with other autists.
fucking glue melted the synthetic plastic fibres in the carpet i am so fucking dead when my mum sees it
>>96584348Lovely fella, can I see this back where you’ve attached the bolter?
>>96584802AoS chaos sorcerer lord with CSM helmet and bolter
>>96584753>>96584833Lmfao if real actually hilarious
>>96584833Ur in big trouble mister!
>>96584842Nice, looks simple enough that it doesn't stick out.
>>96584836Thanks! And sure
>>96584833>>96584845>ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!
>>96584823>Not yoursThank the Lord for that.
>>96584851Oh that really does look nice, like it’s retracted into the backpack.
>>96584833Your mom's gonna put you in a skirt and make you work as a lot lizard to pay for new carpet
>>96584802Thanks, it's just the AoS Sorcerer with the sword hand replaced by a boltgun, along with a helmeted head from the same regular Legionaries kit. I had to shave down the sides and rear of the marine helm to fit inside of the fur mantle, and I also sanded down the back of the cloak in order to fit a power pack from the 2002 marine squad plastic kit. I saved the horns from the AoS head and put them on too.
>>96584868could be worse she could make me start an elf army
>>96584833Pics or it didn't happen
>>96584863Thanks, the kataphron backpack really is the perfect bit for this kinda conversion, that bit slotted onto the back of the cowl perfectly
>looking through my decal sheets to see if I can find a specific little text decal I wanted>find two small raven guard sheets>I've never bought or traded any raven guard anythingwhere the fuck did these things come from, what kit do they even get slapped in
>>96584879looks like a fucking permanent cum stain from a guy with nuts the size of clenched fists
>>96584877Whether you started an elf army or put on a skirt first you'd end up doing the other eventually
>>96584928>tfw I knew an elf player that trooned out
>>96584924nice dick print, really sells it
>>96584924bruv she is not going to believe thats glue. YOU ARE FUCKED.
>>96584924Hahahaha
>>96584924oh you are FUCKED fucked.
Why are drukhari the only faction to have angels in them? Shouldn’t the titular angels of death have wings? Is gw stupid?
>>96584958She's a qt, would smooch her little wiener
i flushed it with water and dabbed it with acetone but the glue melted and discoloured the carpet. imma try and swap the tiles for ones under my bed. it will be forgotten about until one day someone moves the bed and finds it.
Missed my chance to order the MTO noise marine. No clue where I've been the last 4 weeks. They just flew by.
>>96584958it looks medicated or drugged and severely malnourished, why do you find this attractive?
>>96584958What about this edgelord and his dad? What about divinely powered lady with wings: Celestine?
>>96584983I missed the MTO Warlocks for Eldar, I feel you.
>>96584924>from a guy with nuts the size of clenched fistsFor some reason this nearly killed me laughing.It definitely looks like you just blasted the most pent up load of your life all over her carpet, and there's two ways she could choose to take it but either way you're fucked. Good luck bud.
We posting models or what?
>>96584992By all means, do go ahead.
>>96584924My dog barfed on my moms carpet recently so I feel your pain
>>96584924No getting around it, you have to burn the house down.
>>96584924Just say you brought a girl over and your condoms didn't fit her too.
>>96584958Scourages aren't angles they are genetically and physically remodeled by haemonculi so they can grief people in minecraft.
>>96584924Oh man you are so fucked.
>>96584999if you insist my king
>>96585032Ew Das shteenk
>2 more hours until work is over>off day tomorrow >get to buy TWO (2) ballistus dreadnoughts in person
Hang on. Why don't we save drowning swimmers with powerful drones. ???? It's off topic conversation but it's more interesting than whatever you grognards are talking about.
>>96584924RIP anon I'll be praying for you.
>>96585039Jealous homie?
>>96585046We were talking about an anon spilling sprue goo on his carpet and laughing. It's barely on topic but it is still part of the hobby and funny
>>96585045Is everyone getting a ballistus rn or is this one anon telling us his plans for buying a ballistus every day
>>96585066lots are, my bro just ordered one too.
>>96585066Not him, but that was my first post today.
>Building my Eightbound>Seems like a big waste that there's so much detail on their torsos that will just be covered in armor...>Realize that despite the instructions not stating it you can build them without torso armorThat's neat
>>96585093they look better without the chest armor and pauldrons too
Noob here. Why do characters like the space marines even bother with melee weapons if they have big guns they can shoot each other with? Are the guns not that effective against other space marines or something like that? For example, would a chapter even bother using bolters if they knew they were going into battle with chaos marines or something?
>>96585098melee is better vs warp daemons and some chapters or situations are more suited to melee over ranged. Some chapters have a preferred fighting style for up close too.
>>96585098because it's cool and the point of the setting is to have cool shit
>>96585097Yeah
>>96585098Hitting things with swords is so cool that the act of it being cool hurts daemons more than bullets
>>96585098because it's coolfor an in-universe answer melee is more effective against some enemies like daemons, and space marines aren't equipped with hyper-efficient weapons, they're equipped with gear designed for shock and awe
would I be called a waac fag if i said I wanted tzaangor in csm?
>>96585133from my understanding, the tzaangors are bird-like because tzeentch magic, not because their abhuman lineage, although they are part goat because they are abhumans you can still make tzeentch themed warbands that aren't connected to 1ksons i don't know why 1ksons specifically uses tzaangors as chaff since they can't even use human cultsits anymore but they just do maybe tzeentch just really wants birdmen in 1ksons i don't know just proxy them as cultists
>>96582906>alternating activation is just an ace GW is holding up their sleeve for emergency purposes It is so stupid that it might be the genuine case.
>>96585133Nah, tzaangor are neat and fun to paint.
can someone explain to me why so many ultramarine armies run uriel ventris?
>>96585175Clanker ass post
>>96585175Wow that is so interesting please tell me more about tzaangors and provide to me a recipe for gluten free, low carb croquembouche
>>9658518240k is profitable right now. It makes sense they wouldn't fix something that isn't broken (from a business perspective). The game being shit isn't important to them. If profitability starts faltering they'll start changing shit in hopes to make line go up.
>>96584924Can see your carpet was utterly ratfucked already so little of value was lost.
>>96584569>You got a little sister, son?its someone larping as a transwoman, or alternatively just an autistic transwoman who really is that annoying. I hope you are ready for 3 blog posts from her a thread. still not as bad as decalmutant tho
The Tau used to be way more fun in the lore before all the oldhammer fags freaked out about them not being grimdark enough. The idea of optimistic and naive Star Trek characters encountering the horrors of 40k is hilarious. >Oh? These "daemons" are just weird looking aliens>What do you mean magic? It's mind science >Nur'gle?
>>96585218don't ever mention me again faggot
>>96585133I think it would be a good change since chaos is supposed to be pretty willy nilly with organization for obvious reasons so it would makes sense for every save maybe death guard to have the option of using them
>>96585218I could not possibly care less
>>96585200Glad you found it interesting!Here is more information about tzaangors:Tzaangors are savage, avian beastmen, transmogrified by Tzeentch's power from followers and foes alike. These mutants are unnaturally sensitive to omens and arcane power, chasing the winds of fate as they wield ensorcelled blades with vicious skill and lunatic energy.Now here's instructions for Gluten-Free, Low-Carb Croquembouche – Choux:Mix 1 cup almond flour, 1/4 cup coconut flour, 6 eggs, 1/4 cup melted butter, 1/2 tsp baking powder, pinch salt. Pipe and bake at 375°F (190°C) for 25–30 min.Cream:Heat 1 cup cream + 2 tbsp sweetener + vanilla. Whisk into 4 yolks. Cook until thick. Cool.Assemble:Fill puffs, stack into cone. Optional: drizzle low-carb caramel (melt sweetener + butter).Done!
>>96585206How much of a an importance is the quality of the game to GW? And how much of a contributing factor does the quality of the game have an impact on GW's profits anyways?
>>96585229quiet down subhuman redditor
>>96585218I actually know who ultramarines anon is. I know her from /cgl/. We acrually go to the same annual anime convention. Small world I guess.
>>96585200>>96585189shit...
>>96585032kek
>>96585045>2 more hours>1 AM EST
>>96585250>>96585240faggot
>>96585133Doesn't CSM already get normal beastmen? Just add tzaangors instead of gorgors and your army can be tzeentchian but not tsons.
>>96585239The game is a vehicle to sell product. Nothing more. The quality of the game impacts GW's profits in so much that it motivates players to buy models in order to play.
>>96585232>Pipe and bakeWhy the fuck would I pipe the cream first and then bake it you retarded robot bitch. Fuck off and don't come back until you can drive a robot body with a fat ass and can sit on my face. Also>low carb caramel>sweetener and butterBruh
>>96585260Correct, just like any other business. The popularity of Space Marine 2, Rogue Trader, and other newer content has made 40k more popular than ever before. GW is opening another factory because of it. The reaction reminds me of how old MTG players feel alienated by how Wizards is catering to commander players because they made the game super profitable. It's just how business works
>>96585266Such is life. This is when you have to remind yourself the best part of these games are the friends you play them with.
Do many of you ever run characters by themselves that are normally attached to a squad?
>>96585242Did you sex her?
>>96585228T'au are still g'ay though.
>>96585242Do you think she'd appreciate you talking about her like that?
>>96585253Kill yourself decalfag.
>>96585252Some people do work nights but also there are multiple timezones
>>96585242DAMN I haven't browsed cgl for like 15 years. I kind of want to now.
>>96585032Awooo with me sister!
>>96584958Why is he wearing Shimakaze's outfit?
>>96585330Because this character was ruined by faggots back in 2015.
>>96585330It's just a slutty seifuku, they are unisex pieces of clothing and not exclusive to stinky botes
>>96585329
>>96585329I like how the misinformation that humans can be knotted exists, despite not being true.
>>96585228The fact that they were naive and "not grimdark enough" WAS the grimdark aspect of the Tau. Seeing the young, optimistic race of newcomers fall victim to the horrors of the 40k universe is exactly what the setting needs. The other factions are too jaded and cynical for the grim darkness to truly phase them.
>>96585348I don't think a werewolf is human, but I also don't think I'm qualified to make that call on their behalf.
>>96585336But that's Shima's outfit specifically tho
>>96585354"my gay ass"Whoever made that meme is a human. If a canine penis goes into anything that is a canine vagina (in this case a human asshole) the knotting effect where the canine penis gets stuck will not be achieved. Dogs and creatures with similar genitals get stuck together after sex becuase the knot expands and the canine pussy has an unclocialized part that contacts.Knotting happens because both the genitals are specialized to make that happen, humans are specialized to make that happen so it wouldn't.
>>96585298>>96585329you're so fucking weird man
>>96585363Yes the stinky bote is also wearing a seifuku. So have thousands of characters throughout history. It's not something that botes came up with, it's a sexy schoolgirl outfit
>>96585348Rectums can hold in a knot
>>96585363It gets used a lot by men.
>>96585370Ok but that particular version was originally worn by Shimakaze
>>96583706So you're suggesting that they top-tier painters don't need advice or to improve if they win an award?>>96584924How?I've spilt glue on carpet in the past, but it was never any bigger then about a centimetre. That looks like it's at least several inches long.
>>96585369So no awoo? :c>>96585368Nta and not a furfag, but I imagine the reason furries like the knot isn't because of the getting stuck thing, it's the flared middle of the penis would feel good in your butt thing. I don't know there's much else to it
>>96585379so you're suggesting you think the retards here would ever know what a literal first place winner could do to improve?
>>96585369You are talking to multiple people, you schizophrenic australian cockjockey.
>>96585350I understood that picture and what you meant. I understand the T'au now.
real nomodels hours
>>96585286I'm not into Latinas.>>96585296I just mentioned I know her irl. That's all.
>>96585375The bote costume isn't doing anything a traditional sexy seifuku wasnt doing already like 30 years ago.
>>96585383I'm responding to the meme, which is clearly about receiving an anal injury because of the "getting" stuck thing.
>>96585392I don't wanna reveal who I am. It is arguably worse than whoever the current pariah here is.
Is there anyone here who would dare challenge my pts totals or are all riddled with faggotry?
>>96585398Go away dcslopper
>>96585399i have never seen a single anon command this level of respect from the general, truly an iconic event!
>looking at datasheet for chaos bikes>options includes chainswords, powerfists, plasma/melta/flamer, etchow do you drive a motorcycle with a powerfisthow do you fire a two handed gun while driving a motorcycle
>>96585379Certainly, but I also recall one of the posters rating it "a solid 8/10" and the wording they used implied it was acceptable but not particularly impressive, I think a lot of people that regularly browse /40kg/ have little idea how hard it actually is to do more than ink wash and highlight nice, clean, easy to reach edges.
>>96585399I haven't been here in a while. I've seen a lot of this space wolf poster's stuff and he seems to be the receiver of a lot of negativity. I know that generally people earn the negativity that they receive in these parts speaking from experience so what did this space wolf anon specifically do?
>>96585407Bikers should get power feet. But they have to show their stinky feet to use them.
>>96585399>ptsPoopy Tanks? Poop Toys? Perfect for Toilets?
>>96585399The only good thing I can say about this image is at least everything is painted
>>96585407>PowerfistI don't know how does somebody use a spear or sword off a horse?>how do you fire a two handed gun while driving a motorcycleIt's mounted to the handlebars.
>>96585286Men are disgusting
>>96585348>he doesn't know
Disregard all posts and discuss 11th edition improvements.
>>96585407Your feet control gears, your off-hand controls steering and brakes, and your turgid throbbing cock controls throttle. If you are holding a two-haned weapon like a Meltagun, you brace your elbow against the forks and use differential pressure against your cock to control steering. You then jerk a knee up against the handles if you need a dab of brakes.
>>96585407csm aren't stupid, thats what the daemon in the bike is for
>>96585412Generally the people saying stuff like that are saying so because they have zero experience, and they're just parroting things they heard on YouTube shorts or tiktok
>>96585399this is AI, kys...
>>96585394You just told us she is latina anon. What else are you gonna reveal without her permission just because you want to brag that you've spoken to a girl?
>>96585286She's cute but I'm gay and have a boyfriend. If she had a cock I would though.
>>96585425I do know. I know way more about animals than you
>>96585394>latinaBig booty build, or fridge build?
>>96585419It's a shame it wasn't painted by him>>96585426Okay I'm disregarding this one first and posting butts
>>96585446The first one.
>>96585407>powerfistYou can control when the disruption field is active. A marine in particular has such a fine degree of control that he can drink from a fine china teacup while wearing a power fist, there was an example in novels. Driving a bike, especially made for marine use, is not an issue.>twohanded gunMarines routinely onehand plasma/melta guns and flamers. Their armor is powered, it's not an insurmountable thing. Proper grip no doubt improves accuracy and handling, but the guns are light enough to still be usable.
Speaking of csm bikes these doods have no slack in their arms. Turning either direction will just yank the handlebars out of the hand opposite to the turn. Are more recent bike models less ass than these?
>>96585461Those are the recent bikes.
Should I paint my models before or after I assemble them?
>>96585466after you fucking retard
>>96585461GSC got the best bikes
>>96585466Depends, I find it very helpful to paint models with separate heads, and when applicable, backpacks/cloaks as well.
>>96585466before you fucking retard
>>96585466after you fuck retards
I'm about to go and assemble my first leman russ tanks. They're also going to be my first vehicles. Any advice?
>>96585471I was thinking about partially assembling some of my harder-to-reach models and painting them before fully putting them together. Like space marine jetpacks or Bobby G's shoulderpads for example.
>>96585461>>96585466>1 minute apart>equally ass questionsSo is someone botting /40kg/ with just retarded takes and assuming it will blend in with human written retarded takes
>>96585477>ZJIs this one of those "if you don't know about it - you don't deserve it" kind of things?
>>96585466Paint on the sprue
>>96585481I would. That's what I do for my CSM, and even though they aren't -impossible- to reach with a brush when fully assembled, it's a pain in the ass and I'd rather not.Like so;>>96583770
>>96585413ban evade incessently and generally just be a freak. he basically bottles it up until he has an autistic samefagging freakout. hes brags that he only came here after being banned from reddit. he intentionally covers his models in nazi shit not because he likes nazis but because he likes getting reactions from people. its a lot of not very interesting lore, hes just kind of sad at this point.
>>96584924zinc supplement hit him like a city bus
>>96584924stuff like this is why I keep coming to /tg/ after all these years. god bless you and your giant cumshots anon.
>>96585489You should watch 100% of trailer park boys so you get the joke, it's absolutely worth it
>>96585482Seems like it
>>96585335Why are femboys gay to you?
>>96585480Dry fit fucking everything. Be prepared to pull gaps closed via elastics or whatever you need to especially on a vehicle that's been printed so many times like a russ
>>96585514Somebody post it
>>96585450>Okay I'm disregarding this one first and posting buttsZamn you got a loicense for all that bunda and all that good taste
>>96585536I don't understand what is inherently gay about a male in a skirt. What if he has sex with a woman?
>>96585348I'll take your word as the expert
Warhammer 40k is the str8test table top game...period.
>>96585548When are we getting futa muscle mommy models for custodes, I would buy an army of them if they were pretty and jacked
>>96585557>something not space marines>getting multiple new models an editionYou'll get a female character at best.
>>96585557Muscle mommies I can roll with, but why futa Custodes?
>>96585557>gw>making pretty womenThey announced an elf that actually looks semi-decent and all it did was cause 1000s of tards here to complain that she's pretty
New>>96585577>>96585577>>96585577
>>96585565Because then they can pick me up in one hand and use me like a fleshlight and give me uppies when I ask for bedtime kisses. Also gw only does like smaller female models, so it'd be kinda cool to have a mid sized lady model
>>96585466Both.>Pre-assemble the miniature with blu tack before painting so that you know how you want to build it>Dis-assemble the miniature and undercoat it>Paint each part in it's first layer of colours>Assemble the miniature>Paint successive layers of colours, leaving any deeper recesses to help create a shadow effect>>96585575>1000s of tards here to complain that she's prettyNo one complained she was "too pretty". They complained that she didn't look enough like a Dark Eldar, ie; elf-like, evil and enjoying the slaughter
>TQ: Basic ice baseGloss varnish -> Aggrellan Earth -> Prime white -> Pylar Glacier (undiluted), drybrush whiteBigger globs of gloss lead to bigger cracks. Let things dry between applications, of course. Just traded some Slaanesh daemons for 10 'cron Warriors and an Overlord. Going to do some rusted shit to try it out. Anyone do a good swamp base? I wanna try that as well.
>>96585348>>96585368lmao evenThis is 4chan you arrogant fag.I've literally seen a video of it happening to a black guy on the side of a road. Not to mention there is a reputable news story of a dog raping a toddler and running around dragging the kid by his asshole until the grandma or someone had to physically separate them.
